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How?

>> No.10854494

>>10854491
egg?

>> No.10854567

>>10854491
why does he keep looking at the camera like that

>> No.10854583

thread reported :^)

>> No.10854592

>>10854567
Because he's not often filmed while he cooks sustenance food for poor people

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>> No.10854622

>>10854491
Eg.
Hao.

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You guys like eggs. I'm going to post everything egg I have.

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>>10854668
>>10854668
fuck

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>>10854674
Why are bartenders such cunts?

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>> No.10854702

>>10854697
Wow, he can do what a food processor can do but he does it in ten times the time. Awesome.

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>> No.10854727

>>10854491
>4chan mystified by a man whose livelihood has depended on making egg sandwiches with minimal effort for years

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>>10854596
great movie

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>> No.10854765

>>10854651
>runny yolk

That's undercooked.

>> No.10854768

>>10854765
If it's not runny it's undercooked faggot.

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>>10854768
Overcooked.

>> No.10854778

>>10854651
Incredible. The avocado and the egg combined to create something not as good as either.

>> No.10854780

>>10854567
It made me uncomfortable and self-conscious.

>> No.10854790

>>10854671
10/10 waifu material
whats with the groid though?

>> No.10854793

>>10854655
Wowie, sir!

>> No.10854800

>>10854702
and lose a finger in the process

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>>10854640
>only 36 egg
Ur liek a baby watch dis

>> No.10854933

>>10854930
He didn't eat the shells.

>> No.10854934

>>10854658
>non-centered sliced
This is more upsetting than i like to admit

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happy holiday everyone

>> No.10854939

>>10854930
It's funny because I don't work out and look just as fit as he does. Possibly he could lift more than I can, but in the real world nobody really cares.

>> No.10854971

>>10854680
Guinness isn't even a good beer

>> No.10854977

>>10854491
>Filename
Not based

>> No.10854983

>>10854938
Reddit: the Celebration

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>> No.10855130

>>10854790
I don't understand it either
even though they make up a good percentage of the world's population people think it's virtuous to make more of them

>> No.10855255

>>10854491

>Found video on youtube
>Over million views

It..it's just a man making an egg sandwich though.

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>>10855255
post the link nigga

>> No.10855289

>>10854649
That's how bad they got there assess kicked in WW2.
They are a nation of blurry genitaled "men" and autistic submissive women.
God bless the bomb and God bless America.

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>>10854649
god i wish that were me

>> No.10855352

>>10854638
Wtf did I just watch

>> No.10855366

>>10854638
How does he get the ball out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10855369

>>10854649
>>10855292
wat

>> No.10855375

>>10854664
>mayo and corn
>almost no sauce
>that "cheese"
what the fuck is going on here?

>> No.10855433

>>10854971
its awesome but overrated

>> No.10855441

>>10855270
why do they look so scared

>> No.10855444

>>10855441
They're protecting the eggs

>> No.10855486

>>10854646
finally, some good fucking food

>> No.10855504

>>10855270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eqfJlS1Evo

>> No.10855689

>>10855289
she's chinese you racist white loser

>> No.10856080

>>10855689
womp womp

>> No.10856099

>>10855689
Are you implying the Chinese didn't lose in WWII?

>> No.10856105

>>10854645
what is that?

>> No.10856109

>>10854643
they seriously couldnt find any better way?

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>> No.10856140

>>10854726
A lil syrup on Hawaiian pizza is something would try.

>> No.10856159

>>10854491
Wrong file name. You had one job, anon. Just go ahead and kys

>> No.10856234

>>10854664
ah, the garbage-fueled oven

>> No.10856283

>>10854604
barf

>> No.10856300

>>10854639
hablas brasileiro?

>> No.10856305

>>10854735
I like this webm. Dude seems cool.

>> No.10856359

What's up with the plastic looking cheese squares I keep seeing in american food webms?

>> No.10856366

>>10856359
they're plastic looking cheese squares, what's so hard to understand?

>> No.10856390

>>10856366
More like cheesy looking plastic squares.

>> No.10856394

>>10856359
We love cheap plastic crap. Even to eat

>> No.10856395

>>10854939
It's funny because you are still more unhealthy than him you sedentary piece of shit.

>> No.10856412

>>10854698
Good, but the greentext did say a bowll of eggs not a plate

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>> No.10856429

>>10856426
i'm getting some pornographic vibes from this

>> No.10856437

>>10854725
>ketchup
>1 lb of sugar
oh no no no

>> No.10856450

>>10856426
This makes me want to perform acts of physical violence.

>> No.10856459

>>10856426
this may be the soyest thing i've ever seen
and i'm an avowed soyboy

>> No.10856464

>>10856450
Not surprising coming from an incel

>> No.10856469

>>10856426
Avocado everything is why you can't afford a house you shithead

>> No.10856526

>>10854491
Where did he get the eggs from

>> No.10856543

>>10856526
he made them

>> No.10856553

>>10856543
you mean ... he lays them?

>> No.10856567

>>10854741
so that's how they make cans

>> No.10856660

>>10855444
Checked
Egg status: not rekt

>> No.10856676

>>10854491

How egg get out without break man?

>> No.10856682

>>10856426
>Aly Weisman

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>> No.10856724

>>10854653

FLUFFY
L
U
F
F
Y

>> No.10856895

>>10854649
chinks are subhumans

>> No.10856914

>>10854637
this dish should be illegal

>> No.10857032

>>10856105
The Dutch eat it, it's basically cake sprinkles on bread.

It's fucking weird and I don't get it.

>> No.10857038

>>10855366
Escape hatch in the bottom of the glass

>> No.10857054

>>10854491
>starting a thread with egg fort man
>no file name
>putting text in your post
Just stop posting please.

>> No.10857103

>>10854690
Yep. There it is. The dumbest thing.

Only way this could be worse was if the pizza had bees on.

>> No.10857139

>>10854653
How do they make it so fluffy? Beat the whites to a meringue first?

>> No.10857156

>>10854637
oh lord I can feel my arteries clogging up from here

>> No.10857178

>>10854643
Squat form is unmatched ass through grass

>> No.10857181

>>10857139
They feed their chickens ******.

>> No.10857188

>>10854790
You Jealous

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>>10857181
Curses, net neutrality revocation!

>> No.10857223

>>10854649
I just don't understand how that's a fetish for some people. That's one of the few that fully confuses me.

>> No.10857230

>>10857216
[TO SEE THIS POST UPGRADE YOUR 4CHAN ACCOUNT TO GOLD]

>> No.10857338

>>10854730
What's the movie though?

>> No.10857549

>>10854674
>best bartender
>licks corn syrup off hands whilst pouring
hell to the naw

>> No.10857563

>>10857549
The greatest bartenders have a sip of your cocktail before serving it to you.

>> No.10857608

>>10855689
ah, the retards who exterminated all of their sparrows and caused a famine that killed over 20 million?

>> No.10857655

>>10854653
>*sound on*

Kek. I went to the one at Mont-Saint-Michel and it was pretty overrated. Really wanted to take home one of the giant pans they cook them in, though.

>> No.10857665

>>10857338
god of cookery

>> No.10857692

>>10856714
>this person thinks it makes sense to make a youtube channel about cooking

>> No.10857723

>>10854971
unless you've had it in Ireland. Then its unironically the best beer there is

>> No.10857739

>>10854491
卵?どうやって?

>> No.10857753

>>10855433
Both dark beers I've tried so far (Guiness and another) were bland as fuck
>>10857723
Is it because all others available are shit? Or is the water special?

>> No.10857758

>>10857032 you sound like a fat burger

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>> No.10857827

>>10854567
he's probably like "why the fuck is this person filming me"

>> No.10857851

>>10854647
what a lady

>> No.10857859

>>10857753
It's because you'll get bashed if you say anything else.

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>> No.10857880

>>10856714
>on fries

>> No.10857911

>>10857859
kek, makes sense

>> No.10857924

>>10857876
What's with knife tapping? I do this shit, too. I always tap the spine though, not the edge. It's a fucking compulsion. I flip my knife around and tap it a few times.

>> No.10857942

>>10857924
yeah its same with me, just like a nervous tick i picked up working in a kitchen. i use it to kinda adjust my grip and make sure the blade is square in my hand.

>> No.10857943

>>10854637
>how to not poop for 2 days

>> No.10857973

>>10854697
dangerous and slower than just doing it on a cutting board. nifty though

>> No.10858023

>>10854661
>using the lime juicer wrong

>> No.10858063

>>10856359
american """""""""""""""""""""""""""cheese"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" is literalley plastic

>> No.10858113

>>10854640
Are there raw or hard boiled?

>> No.10858139

>>10855369
Probably it removes the oil from her face without smearing the makeup.

>> No.10858149

>>10854735
fucking give me the god damned ice cream turkfag

>> No.10858161

>>10856426
This girl is a fucking faggot

>> No.10858188

>>10858113
Raw

>> No.10858191

>>10854648
w-why are the eggs green?

>> No.10858202

>>10856109
The West has been spending hundreds of billions in the past decades trying to turn Sub-Sahara Africa into the next China and still nothing grows there despite them having the most fertile and rich in mineral soil in the world. What do you think?

>> No.10858213

>>10854643
Now that's what I call an egg sandwich!

>> No.10858224

Wow never seen this thread and THESE webms before!

Surly the Egg King lol xD

>> No.10858231

>>10856426
soygirl

>> No.10858238

>>10854664
rofl did he just punch right through the dough right in the beginning?

>> No.10858246

>>10854668
Don't they eat the poison as well? The cooking just gets rid of it?

>> No.10858256

>>10854719
That looks fucking grim man.
His cuts aren't even particularly good and what the fuck was that cheese?

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>> No.10858332

>>10854643
love the expression in the end...
>oh yeah, this is so good, so much better than us white peoples fried eggs, we truly have lost our connection with mother nature we have so much to learn from you peoples

>> No.10858338

>>10856426
>200 avocados a day
They're gonna be out of business soon. That means they're probably doing 100 customers a day, tops.

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>>10857139
>>10854653
Secret recipe my hairy ass, it's all here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vST9jh7vUM

>>10858191
boiled for too long

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>>10854639
>3 patties
>4 slices

>> No.10858463

>>10858246
Enzyme based venom almost always breaks down when exposed to heat. Not sure if that spider's venom is enzyme-based or not though.

>> No.10858477

>>10858463
Nearly any venom breaks down with heat if it is protein-based, which as far as I know is all of them. The only toxins which are not broken down via heat are those elemental in nature like lead, arsenic, or those which have very robust chemical structures which heat does not effect.

>> No.10858546

>>10854664
This is just filthy, should be in a food gore thread

>> No.10858556

>>10854748
What a waste of time

>> No.10858571
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>> No.10858596

>>10854728
I wanna fuck the chick in pink like damn

>> No.10858606
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>> No.10858609

>>10854491
HOW?
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
EGG EGG EGG OUT EGG EGG EGG EGG EGG
HOW

>> No.10858622

>>10854643
>animal planet

>> No.10858626

>>10854733
More than a little gay

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>>10854773
>Compares the most expensive potato chip per chip to foie gras per pound
That shit would be way different if it was scaled correctly I'm sure you don't buy a single fucking potato chip

>> No.10858652
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>>10854930
>Cholesterol 3025%
My sides

>> No.10858660

>>10855040
>look at me bitches i'm so impressive
you're not impressive at all and no on will ever fuck you

>> No.10858662

>>10854643
Fucking retarded

>> No.10858669

>>10854671
This is a blacked.com porno

>> No.10858682

>>10854643
>that look he gives the guy while think fuck I gotta eat some if that it's gonna taste like dirt
>That end face when it takes like unseasoned overcooked egg and sand

>> No.10858686

>>10858682
>gives the guy while think fuck
I can't parse these non-words

>> No.10858692

>>10854731
Those yokes are HUEG

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>>10854653
>Golden
That shit looks burnt in spots

>> No.10858707

>>10854740
>What do Wakandan's eat?

The video should just be nothing, wtf

>> No.10858709

>>10858351
it was all going great and then the stupid faggot had to show up

>> No.10858748

>>10855689
Literally no difference

>> No.10858757

>>10858202
Because you can't teach stupid

>> No.10858767

>>10855689
It's a D&C Jew, nips are honorary whites

>> No.10858823

>>10858660
You're talking to someone that'll never talk back you fucking loser.

>> No.10859065

>>10857032
fuck you hagelslag is amazing

>> No.10859156

>>10855292
>>10854649
Are there any more? I'm rather enjoying these.

>> No.10859183

>>10854740
What the hell that's alot of spices in this recipe.

>> No.10859204

>>10854674
Best for showmanship, but not necessarily for efficiency. You could steep many liters of the herb flavored portion for storage in the form of bitters, then produce a drink with an identical flavor profile in a fraction of the time.

>> No.10859213

>>10859204
But if it's not done fresh then it's not as good.

>> No.10859228

>>10859213
That depends on the spirit and the herbs. As long as you can keep the bitters from interacting with oxygen very much, they're going to be very stable.

>> No.10859231

I think he just ducks under the counter to get out

>> No.10859232

>>10858161
>girl
>faggot
wut

>> No.10859253

>>10854491
How egg he does uhhhhhhhhbhhhhhhh

>> No.10859289

>>10855289
Happy Fourth!

>> No.10859317

>>10859156
>>10855292
>>10854649
>obvious collar in two of three of the videos
it looks like someone enjoys humiliation in more than one sense

>> No.10859340

>>10854713
What's up with all the salt in this one??

>> No.10859377

>>10854491
I never really paid much attention to it, but is the guy in the foreground eating raw egg shooters?

>> No.10859387

>>10859377
I just checked, I think they're cooked to where the white is mostly set but the yolk is still at the consistency of a thin yogurt.

>> No.10859408

>>10858256
Kraft® Singles

>> No.10859439

>>10859408
I don't think so. They're not melting nearly evenly enough, and that's the entire fucking point of Kraft Singles.

>> No.10859472

>>10854733
why are those boys wearing make up?

>> No.10859475

>>10854491
In one minute, this pissed off guy makes the greatest egg, onion, and pepper sandwich in history. Learn to do this and you will always have a fall back position. I've tried it. It's good shit.

>> No.10859485

>>10856426
But why.
Avocado doesn't even taste, it's just fatty squishy nothing whose only claim to fame is that it's not an animal product.

>> No.10859487

>>10859472
anyone working in television or in front of a camera wears make up to reduce the reflection on their skin from the lights, so there's nothing gay about them if that's what you're implying

>> No.10859489

>>10859485
>Avocado doesn't even taste
how many packs a day of cigs are you up to lad?

>> No.10859511

>>10857032
Mfw indonesians do this because dutch occupied them for decades

>> No.10859522

>>10857924
Autism

>> No.10859544

>>10859253
absolute unit

>> No.10859549

>>10859522
OCD or tourette's, more like. Autism isn't the only diagnosis available.

>> No.10859573

>>10857876
I think I just turned vegan

>> No.10859577

>>10857876
As a yurofag
This american display make me hard
well done

>> No.10859579

>>10859573
I think you were always secretly a faggot

>> No.10859580

>>10859577
It's obviously medium, moron.

>> No.10859611

>>10855375
>>10858546
Shit like this is why Mexico is fatter than the US now.

>> No.10859634

>>10856426
They're all jews, every single one of them in this video is jewish

>> No.10859648

>>10854938
most reddit thing i've ever seen

>> No.10859680

>>10858338
That's pretty good for a small cafe in what looks like a mall.

>> No.10859825

>>10856426
This is peak avocado

>> No.10859838

>>10859377
That was always the most mystifying part of the video for me.

>> No.10859885

>> No.10859904

>>10854636
who needs porn when you have this

>> No.10859924

>>10854637
>evaporated milk

nani the fuck

>> No.10859947

>>10854671
>she's 4'9" or 1.44 meters tall
>he's barely taller than her
literally a 5 foot manlet

>> No.10860071

>>10858314
fucking subhumans, at least kill the dolphin before you cut it apart for viagra

>> No.10860129

>>10857880
THAT'S what you're gonna comment?
Considering the FULL spectrum of stuff that's done wrong, you focus on solely the fact the completely obliterated meatballs are put on fries?
I don't believe you're real

>> No.10860167

>>10859156
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

>> No.10860173

>>10856426
What have we become?

>> No.10860220

>>10859885
is that Ofenschluper? If so thats a lot of work for a dish that simple

>> No.10860222

>>10856099
Lmao no they did not you fucking retard

>> No.10860232

>>10857924
I've just kind of thought about it as like when you throw a few jabs while you're boxing before you start trying out combos

>> No.10860234

>>10858332
This is your brain on /pol/

>> No.10860250

>>10858332
More like...
>Jesus fucking Christ these people spend 3 hours cooking an egg no wonder it took 40,000 years for us to get this far

>> No.10860321

>>10856426
She's so Jewish looking that it's honestly off-putting.

>> No.10860339

>>10854491
>>10854491
This dude’s face pisses me off. I’d punch him if I ever saw him then break all of his eggs.

>> No.10860392

>>10860232
It's pretty much testing the waters. I do the same when I want to hammer something, people do it before actually swinging when golfing etc.

>> No.10860393

>>10859549
t. turbo autist

>> No.10860408

>>10854646

>> No.10860527

>>10854682
>How Italians integrated into american society

>> No.10860568

>>10854731
new egg master?

>> No.10860577

>>10854733
This is one of those sissy hypnosis vids

>> No.10860592

>>10859487
>there's nothing gay about them
stop ruining my fantasies

>> No.10860678

>>10854647
In awe at the size of this frau
Uber unit

>> No.10860690

>>10854655
Holy fuck, I think I'm in love

>> No.10860706

Its a carbon steel pan and he just cooks the egg and toasts the bread.

But what you are over looking is the time he heats up the pan with some oil

For breakfast smear some oil on a pan and warm it up for 5 mins or so. Not on blazing high heat but just let the oil set to the metal.

Then cool the pan a second, add butter and then add your eggs.

Your eggs will never stick if you do this they will slide around.

His slide around because he cooks eggs in the same pan all day.

Its all about the seasoning of the pan.

>> No.10860895

>>10857032
>Peanutbutter and chocolate
What's wrong with this? It sounds good and I hate fairy bread.

>> No.10860930

>>10854731
how crack eggs without breaking?

>> No.10861090

OC

>> No.10861129

>>10854666
EGG DILDOS

>> No.10861142

>>10854666
I hate that faggot's face so much, looking at those "sausages" as if they were dicks.

>> No.10861146

>>10858669
actually? sauce me bro

>> No.10861173

>>10854671
sauce

>> No.10861177

>>10854664
>everything is just sitting there, hot af
That's a no for me dawg, also looks like shit and cooked with litteral garbage as fuel

>> No.10861180

>>10860895
Get the fuck out of here you cunt

>> No.10861185

>>10854637
looks pretty good desu

>> No.10861195

>>10861180
Fairy bread is shit mate. Fuck you and fuck your mum, tell her never to serve them at parties ever again.

>> No.10861204

>>10859156

>> No.10861239

>>10861204
I don't get it

>> No.10861246

>>10861239
I wish I got it.
And I by "it" I mean her ass while I was pushing her face into them donuts and pulling on the choker 'round her neckiweck.

>> No.10861256

>>10854657
do motherfuckers really be eating green, hard as a rock avocados like that?

>> No.10861267

>>10861256
Post pic of your hand please.

>> No.10861301

jesus christ favreau its just a grilled cheese sandwich

>> No.10861373

>>10854674
Is every bartender in Japan of note a westaboo?

Him and the Ice Diamond guy...

>> No.10861381

>>10861204
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.10861392

>>10854938
these are fucking terrible ideas

>> No.10861427

>>10854740
>wypipo always be stealin' and addin' weird shit to food like raisins
>culturally appropriates Indian poople food
>throws pomegranates and cashews on top because fuck you that's why
>said it was Wakanda food, a place that doesn't exist
They stole culture, did shit they mock, fucked it up and made shitty food, and it was all for a fictional place made by nonblack people to celebrate black heritage.

Just post curry, for fuck's sake.

>> No.10861463

>>10859611
It's brazil

>> No.10861469

>>10857608
>underdeveloped third world peasant country suffers from famines every ten years or so on the dot for the few centuries
>but this particular one was caused by killing sparrows
i guess if it suits your narrative go wild

>> No.10861477

>>10857692
it's about getting views
if you can't compete with actual chefs, then go fucking nuts and get views of people laughing at you

>> No.10861544

>>10857876
American """"""""cuisine"""""""".
Only an Amerifat Amerimutt could both burn the outside, yet leave it raw in a middle.

ISHYGDDT!

>> No.10861578

>>10856105
People don't know about hagelslag?
Here in Flanders it's called "muizenstrontjes", which translate as "mouse shit". It's just chocolate in the shape of little mouse turds.

>> No.10861598

>>10854491
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know webm. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a 3rd world street food vendor. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.10861685

>>10854567
Because like most street food merchants he's probably shitting himself with suspicion that this footage is going to be used to incriminate him somehow for selling food cooked in unsanitary conditions

>> No.10861707

A few months ago there was a 'ck approved movies' thread.
A while ago I watched 'eat drink man woman', I never expected to enjoy a drama this much.
And last week I tried 'god of cookery', I wasn't convinced in the beginning, but I couldn't stop watching either, so bad it was good. Znd last quarter or so it really got going.
So, thanks for the recommendations, you beautiful basterds.

>> No.10861733

>> No.10861745

>>10859885
>scrape vanilla
>look at knife
>fucking throw the entire thing in anyways

nani the fuck would you do this

>> No.10861772

>>10854661
>>10858023
Fuckin this. Was exactly what I was going to say.

>> No.10861798

>>10861707
ʸᵘᵐᵐʸ

>> No.10861827

>>10856105
Hollanders are too lazy to spread Nutella so they claim cake-sprinkling-chocolate, half of which falls out of your sandwich as you eat, is better anyway

>> No.10861880

>>10858709
lick my dickcheese faggot, my egg webm was very topical, as I've given two very helpful replies to some egg related questions. fucking lick my asshairs while I'm farting you retarded piece of shit

>> No.10861909

>>10861798
based ʸᵘᵐᵐʸposter

>> No.10861953

>> No.10861979

>>10861953
I wanna fuck those cheesecakes...

>> No.10862139

>>10861204
>putting donuts around my dick and have her gently mush them
retardgasmface.jpg

>> No.10862141

>>10855292
god I love her and her insta. what a hero

>> No.10862145

>>10857876
this is the best food gif ever. fight me

>> No.10862439

>>10861880
i was talking about jamie oliver

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