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yum yum I love human food!
https://youtu.be/H34QpoJsmrw

>> No.10861262

>>10861216
>sweet baby ray's

Just goes to show that all the money in the world doesn't stop a person from being a complete pleb.

>> No.10861287

>>10861216
his eyes give me physical pain

>> No.10861295

>>10861262

>Why do normies like things that TASTE good?! You can only like things that are shit so people know you're sophisticated!

>> No.10861304

>>10861295
What are you even trying to say.

>> No.10861317

he smoked the baby, reptilluminati confirmed


also those 2 guys with him have kind of dopey squinty eyes like they've been drugged/pacified/lobotomized

>> No.10861318
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>>10861304
the only option other than sweet baby ray's is shit

which is wrong

>> No.10861320

>>10861304
I think he's mad you insulted a trash bbq sauce fampai

>> No.10861330

>>10861318
>the only other option

Sorry that you're a flyover, but Zuckenberg isn't.

>>10861320
I thought he was trying to say that using SBR's somehow made a robot seem sophisticated or something.

>> No.10861340

>>10861216
Do you guys think he looks like some sort of laboratory animal or is it just me?

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>>10861216
As do I, Mike Zulu v2.1.3. As do I.

>> No.10861344

>>10861330
>reading comprehension
Why are coasties so retarded bros?

>> No.10861345

>>10861341
>>10861216
is he a fucking android or something?

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>>10861345
No. Why do you ask?

>> No.10861353

>>10861344
>bros
*Bro's
Why are flyovers so retarded?

>> No.10861383

>>10861344
Where was the lack of reading comprehension? The anon was clearly implying that some people apparently think that using Sweet Baby Ray's makes other's think that you're sophisticated.

>> No.10861386

he's not a lizardman guys

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running sip subroutine

>> No.10861450

>>10861383
what? Do coasties use a whole different dictionary and grammar system?

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>> No.10862110

>>10861216
smoking is like adding cancer seasoning to food.

>> No.10862132

>>10861216
Is the guy in the glasses the fabled nu-chad?

>> No.10862188

I saw Zuck at an Olive Garden in LA yesterday.

>> No.10862200

>>10861341
>>10861345
Autismo jew. Chinks can't recognize the lack of a soul

>> No.10862251

>>10861262

Equal parts SBR and Bullseye makes the perfect BBQ sauce.

>> No.10862289
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>tfw your Facebook™ Certified Android Technician still hasn't come by to update your firmware
What do I do my fellow 'roids? I can't stop making toast and just spreading BBQ sauce on it at 12 am.

>> No.10862301

>>10862289
data is a horrible stereotype
stop posting him falseflag racist

>> No.10862314

>>10862301
But I relate to him the most because I also have an orange cat.

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>>10862314
I can understand that fellow droid
orange is a lovely color

>> No.10862441

>>10861287
No kidding. He looks like a teletubby hooked on meth.

>> No.10862546

>>10861216
>>10861287
>Sometimes that Zuckerberg he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about Zuckerberg... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'.

>> No.10862564

>>10861216
He's literally living my dream life though.
A ton of money and an Asian wife.

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>>10862564
All that money and his wife ain't even half way cute.

>> No.10862577

>>10862188
why the fuck would he eat at Olive Garden

>> No.10862580

>>10862577
Because it’s so yummy

>> No.10862594

>>10862577
>why the fuck would he eat
Sweet Baby Ray's?

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>> No.10862734

maybe he is human and all of us are robots from space

>> No.10862791

>>10862734
shut up zuck

>> No.10862809

>>10862092
people used to get shit on for posting a screenshot of their entire screen instead of just what needed to be shown

thanks phoneposters

>> No.10862814

Ayy lmao

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>>10861445

>> No.10862994

>>10861287
That's the eyes you see as you're strapped the table. You are not sure if you are dreaming or not. You sure hope you are dreaming. There are just these bright lights and this bug eyed motherfucker inching towards you sloooowly with some kind of scalpel. And whoever these dudes are they have done some voodoo to you where you can't move a muscle. Can't scream. Can't even close your eyes. But you can feel every last little bit of it...

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>>10862994
And those fucking eyes.

This is a thinking being, obviously. But those eyes don't seem to be any part of a biological system that this... Thing... uses to express itself. Neither is any other part of it's face wearing anything close to an expression a human would have. The mouth is slack and barely a slit. The nose is barely noticeable. Yet at the same time the features convey a humanoid appearance. The whole thing comes across as a insect. A praying mantis wearing a mannequin face. And you know deep inside it is simply incapable of caring about the distress it is about to cause you.

>> No.10863618

>>10861216
>yum yum I love human food!
Lost my shit before I even clicked the video.

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>>10861341
My greatest fear is that I'm like him, but I don't know it.

>> No.10863772

>>10862289
why would data name it's cat spot if the cat has stripes?

>> No.10863891

>>10861349
Hello Fisto

>> No.10863910

>>10862092
why not fucking crop the rest out
fuck you

>> No.10864029

>>10863761
He's probably very serious, arrogant and probably slightly misanthropic, but that is not a good public persona so he has to be super fake all the time which is obvious for everyone to see as it would be for most people. I think it humanises him because the real psychos would be the best at acting over it.

>> No.10864140

>>10861216
please tell me this is photoshopped

fucking hell what is this thing

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>make eyes slightly larger
>move eyes up and to the sides
>make skin brighter
>reduce resolution
>add noise
anypony have the original picture?

>> No.10864536

>>10864527
What ever happened to that guy? The one who shot up the Batman movie?
I think I heard that Dylann Roof got a death sentence recently

>> No.10864561

I've been told I look like him. How do I fix this?

>> No.10864573

>>10861262
The POTUS enjoys well done steak with ketchup. You might be onto something.

>>10861295
You're a fucking retard.

>> No.10864621

>>10864029
It's hard to fake something without eventually taking on those traits. There are some exceptions though, for instance Ariana Grande is a cunt no matter how hard she tries to conceal it.

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>>10861216
Did he smoke that baby? :(

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>>10864140
>>10864527
Yeah, it's a shop. Sorry for low quality, isn't my screencap.