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>>10864168
>the man of the egg home.webm
You had one job.

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>>10864187
it looks good but i think i could only eat one portion of that in a week (at most).

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>>10864274
where's the curry paste though

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>>10864182
>chimp fuck this shit.gif
you had one job.

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>>10864302
epic

>> No.10864352

>>10864168
How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10864365

>>10864309
Fucking jungle niggers

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>>10864365
>catching, cooking, and eating a meal
>nigger
Pick exactly one.

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>>10864194
That is beyond retarded, and that woman holy shit does she make me upset

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>>10864790
>breadface will never lovingly rub her face all over your dick and balls
What's even the point in living bros?

>> No.10864825

>>10864812
You could have her if you really wanted her. I mean, it's not like her standards are exactly high.

And there's always rape.

>> No.10864839

>>10864168
Why is this webm everywhere on here ? It's just a guy tending to his egg cooking.

>> No.10864844

>>10864839
It was the hot meme of the month a while back. But /ck/ clings on to shit since rarely does anything noteworthy happen here. So expect to continue seeing it for the next 5 years.

>> No.10864855

>>10864844
It was in every webm thread long before you newfags showed up and decided it was a "meme"

>> No.10864871

>>10864839
A better question is "if its just a guy tending to his egg cooking, then why is it being filmed?" hhhhhrrrrrmmmmmm.......

>> No.10864921

>>10864839
Why only post fun memes once when you can post it like, 10 times a day?

>> No.10864931

>>10864248
>chicken gyro

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>> No.10864943

>>10864187
Im having a heart attack just looking at that

>> No.10864951

>>10864935
that fucking killed me

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>>10864295
>you had one job.

>> No.10864960

>>10864855
>decided it was a meme
I don't even go into the dumbass threads most of the time. Acknowledging it's existence as a "meme" doesn't mean you are a part of it.

>> No.10865167

>>10864168
>filename
bad job faggon

>> No.10865256

>>10864194
>avacados
>Brooklyn

everything probably costs $15+, fuck no

>> No.10865262

>>10864208
>pay $2,800 for meat
>they still fill up the empty space with rice

fuck you

>> No.10865295

>>10864187
>cheddar + 3 other cheeses
>just tastes like cheddar
gtfo this vid is trash

>> No.10865302

>>10864190
>squishes out all the juices instead of letting it sit
god fucking damn

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>>10864931
nice

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>>10864262
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.10865327

>>10864168
Why do you keep making this thread? It's literally the exact same webms every time so if you've seen one of these threads you've seen them all.

>> No.10865362

>>10864262
cerebral palsy pancake girl had a gender reassignment?

>> No.10865364

>>10864168
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>>10864282
>Tomato sauce in a cast iron pan

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>> No.10865390

>>10865373
>that will be 349 dollarus baka goyjin

>> No.10865399

>>10865377
>Using metal utensils on a cast iron pan

>> No.10865422

>>10865399
>using a cast iron pan

>> No.10865546

>>10864303
Is it supposed to be somewhat spongy? I tried making it slightly different (beat the whites first, mix the yolks after) and it came out looking amazing, but the texture was weird. I don't know if I fucked it up somehow or it's just not for me.

>> No.10865576

>>10865399
there's nothing wrong with that...

>> No.10865577

>>10864248
Bring the ruckus

>> No.10865594

>>10864303
Isn't that practically just a souffle

>> No.10865599

>>10865399
stop posting

>> No.10865623

>>10864168
chinse food's the best

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>>10865623

>> No.10865675

>>10864297
nice job
at being a huge faggot

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>>10865677
>chinamen
>human

>> No.10865702

>>10865302
I'm stealing this b8 for other smashburg webms

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>>10865688
Insectile motherfuckers.
Nothing gets me riled up like a chinaman thread on /pol/

>> No.10865734

>>10865640
can we just nuke china now

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>>10865734
Ancient Chinese cooking trick. More pain = more flavor

>> No.10865765

>>10865688
we need to nuke china.
Iran is civilised

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>>10864302
this can't be real and unironical

>> No.10865831

>>10864302
I have to admit this looks better than 95% of these "gifs"

>> No.10865838

>>10864352
>you have to sell all the eggs

>> No.10865839

>>10864935
>>10864812
ahhh hahaha that is so funny.
>haram

>> No.10865854

>>10864839
>Why is this webm everywhere on here ?
Because we still arent able to answer the question of how he gets out of his eggs without breaking his stall.

>> No.10865872

>>10864225
hell of a second breakfast

>> No.10865874

>>10864203
*internally screaming*

>> No.10865910

>>10865776
did you just go and invent a new word nigroe

>> No.10866035

>>10865839
actually toying with bread is haram as fuck/

>> No.10866040

>>10865910
He is being unironically

>> No.10866129

>>10865373
I'm pretty sure I could do this

>> No.10866132

>>10866129
so why don't you faggot

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>>10864278
>miracle whip and cucumber sandwich with 1/5th of the sandwich cut off
fucking just

>> No.10866166

>>10864282
l m a o those arent the real ingredient names exDEE fuck these people

>> No.10866204

>>10864190
>how to cross contaminate your whole kitchen

>> No.10866235

>>10864241

MODS

>> No.10866243

>>10866132
Cultural appropriation is morally wrong.

>> No.10866250

>>10864241
>rare footage from paula deen's short lived career as a porn director

>> No.10866258

>>10864194
Holy fucking shit. The soygirl epidemic is real
https://youtu.be/iSbXudN4AcE

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>>10864790
>>10864229

>> No.10866318

>>10865755
y though?
What does that achieve?

>> No.10866374

>>10864284
no i do not want green eggs and ham
i do not like them sam i am

>> No.10866427

>>10864303
>>10865546
>>10865594

THE SECRET IS GELATIN


THE JAPS PUT IT IN FUCKING EVERYTHING

any time you see some jiggly japanese food, it's agar agar. 80% of the time. (the other 20% is gelatin) do not let their clowny bullshit cock and pony show and french name fool you.

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>> No.10866459

>>10864194
>White people

>> No.10866504

>>10866427
Mine giggled like that, no gelatin.

>> No.10866528

>>10865755
I'm fine with this, fuck rats

>> No.10866588

>>10865755

GOD DAMN

>> No.10866593

>>10864168
exit egg how?

>> No.10866621

>>10864309
Thank god, finally some actual food in the thread

>> No.10866682

>>10864225
>pures leben

oh the irony

>> No.10866684

>>10864194
Soyest thing I've seen on this board.

>> No.10866688

>>10866684
other than you of course

>> No.10866699

>>10864201
gosh i fucking hate these videos.

>> No.10866762

>>10865688
wtf am I watching here? is that a blowtorch?

>> No.10866768

>>10864198
waste of cavos

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>>10865688
These videos are the only thing that have ever made me feel racist in my entire life. Why do slants feel the need to make animals suffer as much as possible before eating them?

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>>10864302

>> No.10866790

>>10864271
just add bacon and shit loads of dairy guys! instant gourmet!

fucking cunts.

>> No.10866792

>>10864257
I almost vomited at chocolate cake bun, and I'm an American, the patty showed me it was a troll.. How gross.

>> No.10866841

>>10864309
Phnom Penh represent! I'm living here now lol; came for vacation, became a teacher, and it's been a 3 year heroin vacation. Loving life.

>> No.10867304

>>10864241
Man, this makes me want to go throatfuck my girlfriend till she pukes.

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>>10864168
Yes, I'm the Wiensposter.

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>>10864287

>> No.10867533

>>10867523
faggot pansy

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>>10864302
It just gets worse and worse as it goes on it never gets better

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>>10864261
>>10867566

This is fucking hilarious to me because it's so atrociously disgusting. Not a single process in this is even remotely close to good. Where is this place and how do I remove them from existence?

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>> No.10867600

>>10864203
I bet she uses that pepper crackers as a dildo

>> No.10867601

>>10865755

Sub human asian races are sub human

>> No.10867606

>>10864289
Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

>> No.10867613

>>10866770
cause they're fucked in the head

>> No.10867633

>>10864211
I feel sorry for the cow that died for this.

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>>10864790
Why did I save this

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>> No.10867692

/ck/ webm threads are some of the most jaded threads on 4chan.

Why is that?

>> No.10867720

>>10864844
>But /ck/ clings on to shit
No, it's the fucking /r9k/ migrants. Those sad pieces of human waste can only communicate through stale memes.

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>>10867692
webms require "relatively" a lot of effort to make, from finding good material to cutting it down to a manageable side. So you have 49% people who repost shit from the last thread, 49% people who bitch about reposts, and 2% of people actually making new shit. And those 2% will only occasionally make something that catches on.

I think this is probably the most reposted webm I've made and it's fucking stupid.

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>> No.10867767

India gets some fun weird ass webms
American gets some weird ass ones

Post some Euro weird ass food webms, Euro needs more representation.

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>>10867541
that isnt food! haha!

>> No.10867777

>>10867760
>occasionally
As in 1% of the time. But it's still fun to see how these threads proceed.

>> No.10867782

>>10867772
England? Euro? What happened to Brexit? Did Theresa May finally managed to sink it, as everybody knows she wanted to do since she campaigned against it?

>> No.10867784

>>10864284
This would actually be great if she hadn't overcooked the eggs.

>> No.10867785
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>>10867777
And that is the dilemma of making OC. You spend how much time making something only to see it never responded to or reposted. I keep making shit because I think I have a taste for what will work but not always.

>> No.10867798

>>10867785
I love the way this guy moves. It makes me want to take up cooking

>> No.10867806

>>10867772
Not weird enough

>> No.10867807
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>>10867798

>> No.10867824

>>10867782
The UK is on the European continent, it will always be in Europe. The EU is a gathering of countries within Europe for political/economic gains.

>> No.10867828

>>10864931
im impressed

>> No.10867839
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>>10867824
>An island is part of a continent

>> No.10867843

>>10867772

Not everything cooks at the same time. That would be under sausages and hashies, over done eggs. Veg would be weird. Very strange.

>> No.10867845

>>10867764

Wtf is this lolibait shit?

>> No.10867853

>>10867824
Tell that to the water dividing it from Europe.

>> No.10867866

>>10867839


Mmmmm old man asian spit bubble shaped like a pig. Delightful.

>> No.10867878

>>10867839
>>10867853
Britain is considered a part of the European continent.

>> No.10867886

>>10867512
i just cannot stand this dudes face and his over the top facial expressions every fucking time he eats something

>> No.10867887

>>10864790
Hot. I'd like to see her do that to some puppies

>> No.10867890

>>10867839
So Japan isn’t part of Asia?

>> No.10867895
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>>10867890
JAPAN IS NUMBER ONE! How many war crimes did Japan commit compared to China?

>> No.10867900

>>10867895
like maybe 7

>> No.10867902

>>10865688
This one's even better with sound. You can hear all of them laughing as he torches its face.

>> No.10867917

>>10867845
>>10867764

Sauce i wanna know too... for science

>> No.10867925

>>10867895

This video started promising because the ingredients looked amazing, all down hill from there. They cook all the flavour out of the meat, oil the fuck out of the spring onions, unevenly caramelized the meat... yeah just not good.

>> No.10867932

>>10864194
The Jewishness fucking radiates off of her

>> No.10867955

>>10864265
>semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.10867972

>>10864194
As a white guy eating avocados my whole life, nearly three decades, I find it really weird people are acting like it's something new. I don't remember the whitest boomer supermarkets ever not stocking avocados. They're bland. What's the big deal? Is it that it has the calorie density animals crave while also being a """vegetable""" so they can feel good about eating it?

>> No.10867984

>>10864198
You know what's really good for skin? Not fucking with it. It's part of why autistic girls tend to look much younger than they are.

>> No.10867987

>>10864221
Is this an Australian delicacy?

>> No.10867991

>>10864203
Why waste a steak on this shit

>> No.10868005

>>10867304
yeah me too

>> No.10868009

>>10864168
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10868017

>>10864298
MODS

>> No.10868032

>>10864307
I'm very bothered by that hand touching paper money and going in a front pocket before handling food someone paid for.

>> No.10868039

>>10864384
How long does peanut butter take to go rancid? It seems pretty fast when I just leave some uncovered at home, even freshly ground. Are Australians not able to buy their own peanut butter for $2-$3 a pound?

>> No.10868053

>>10865373
Is there another place I can have that prepared with gloves?

>> No.10868059

>>10866157
It's an american white women classic.

>> No.10868061

>>10868053
Jiro does have gross little hands, doesn't he?

>> No.10868065

>>10868059
It dates back to upper class brits, but prepared a bit differently. Were cucumbers expensive at the time?

>> No.10868070

>>10868061
Do those hands go near his butthole or does a robot with a targeting computer handle that for him while filling the vicinity with fecal aerosol?

>> No.10868081

>>10864261
gives me such satisfaction to know there is most likely one family or group of friends that says this pizza joint is the best one they know of

>> No.10868085

>>10868039

It has no preservatives when you make it at home numb nuts. Put in a clean sterile jar, only use clean dry utensils to double dip and use within 2-3 days.

And no we don't buy it by the pound. A 1kg (2lbish) jar of the premade stuff costs around $10aud (7.50ish usd).

>> No.10868088

>>10867767
Dude, kaye counts for 10 videos. >>10864211

>> No.10868090

>>10867925
You're high?
It's a fucking stew.

>> No.10868097

>>10867689
>fresh lime juice
>is it really fresh?
>yes chef, fresh frozen.
>fuck me...

>> No.10868105

>>10867764
Is that.... is that gabagool?

>> No.10868115

>>10868090

They don't use the braising water (it is not a liquor when it is just dirty dish water like that). Again, no even caramelization on the meat they use. Oily AS FUCK spring onions that don't even make it to the final plate. Overcooked to shit eggs and brown smear on the side of the plate.

Also no rice or other starch just protein with protein.

I won't accuse you of being high, just evidently stupid.

>> No.10868118

>>10868105

It's salami. Gabagool is thinner, streakier and not a blend of minced meats, but a solid cured pork neck.

>> No.10868150

>>10867569
Why are they serving dessert when they haven't even started in on the dinner course?

>> No.10868179

>>10868150
They're dining with le quirky husbando

>> No.10868180

>>10868179

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeniusSweetTooth

>> No.10868184

>>10865755
surely this would still work when they're already dead?

>> No.10868189

>>10867772
Aw cmon, the juices mixing together and flavoring everything is the best part.

>> No.10868194

>>10867606
it is prison food, faggot

>> No.10868196

>>10867569
>and a KNIFE? HOW?!?

>> No.10868216

>>10865734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWICCoAe9gE
yea, nuke it. they are the first one did this right? the other place already been nuked

>> No.10868249

>>10865755
Asians disgust me, fuck their culture.

>> No.10868265

>>10864253
comfy

>> No.10868362

>>10867987
I believe it is Belgian

>> No.10868395
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>>10868362
It's seems white people everywhere do this.

>> No.10868397

>>10864289
I finally understand mexican street food, it's actual prison food.

>> No.10868418

>>10868395
Gross, looks like nigger food.

>> No.10868431

>>10868395
Never seen that shit in the states

>> No.10868543

>>10864221
Jesus, is that guy gonna eat rat poison?

>> No.10868644

>>10864208
Even with the comparatively small portion of wagyu I'm sure there is, that is a goddamn jewish trick right there, goddamn

>> No.10868647

>>10864182
>>10864295
lost

>> No.10868663

>>10864261
THE TING GOES SKRAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.10868675

>>10864242
Is this art? I'd call it art

>> No.10868742

>>10865688
imagine being their POW

>> No.10868805

>>10868194
An onion in prision? Do they slice it real thin so it liquefies in the pan with just a little oil?

>> No.10869338

>>10867764
>>10867845
>>10867917
A Swedish Love Story (1970)

>> No.10869363

>>10867987
>>10868362
In fact it's Dutch.

>> No.10869479

>>10864247
Gay

>> No.10869482

>>10864214
That's monkey brains, isn't it?

>> No.10869505

>>10865688


Who cares, they're gonna eat the whole thing either way, what's the problem?

You can't empathize with livestock, unless you expect to be eaten at some point.

>> No.10869525

>>10867839
I agree, Britain isn't a real nation, let alone part of a continent.

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>>10864194
this single frame ilustrates why we all should get nuked

>> No.10869616

>>10865702
was about to bite before I read your response and caught myself, thanks

>> No.10869635

>>10864168
Just imagine the hens that laid all of these eggs laying them at the same time right into your mouth...

>> No.10869753

>>10864295
That's a silverback gorilla, you fucking retard.

>> No.10869755

>>10867925
>>10868115
>caramelize
>meat
wasn't aware that meat was made of sugar, thanks for the science lesson mr dunning. or was it kruger?

>> No.10869902

>>10864287
Do Americans really do this?

>> No.10870125

>>10864225
Do americans really do this?

>> No.10870134

>>10865734

No country's farming is free from inflicting cruelty on animals. Deal with it or grow your own food

>> No.10870139

>>10865327
Sometimes you just like reliving shit and watching webms that you've come to love. The classics are classics for a reason.

>> No.10870162

>>10867569
How does a girl who eats like that stay so skinny? It pisses me the fuck off. A feminine girl like that should not be sitting there with that huge fucking slab of meat in front of her. It is so contrasting with what she looks like. Also, imagine her shit after that meal.

Fuck, it pisses me off.

>> No.10870195

>>10864203

Fat hands

>> No.10870196

>>10870162
Are you a tranny or just another girl? Cannot see why you'd give a shit.

>> No.10870227

>>10864247

What is this trying to prove?

>> No.10870251
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>>10869479
Rainbows are not gay.

>> No.10870279

>>10865364
Your using stale banana pasta is cringier than eggposting.

>> No.10870284

>>10870196
I'm a skinny dood who gets pissed over silly little things like this. I have a set idea of the way things should be for everything in life and get annoyed when the actual world does not match my desires and expectations. I understand this is a really shitty trait to get angry over and it is legitimately autistic behavior- especially over small things like someone eating dinner. Moreover, it is pointless because I have no desire in telling people how to live their lives. I just like offering my opinions to people.

>> No.10870298

>>10866204
Ha ha you fucking Americlaps worry about too much

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>>10870162
>imagine her shit after that meal
No need to tell me twice...

>> No.10870311

>>10867972
Yes.
What's ironic is that producing avocado is pretty costly too and not exactly environmentally friendly.

>> No.10870325

>>10864203
>steak
>cook until grey

>> No.10870336

>>10870125
Yes
t. American

>> No.10870356

>>10870227
It's a rainbow cake and well executed. Why does it have to be proving anything you sad sack of shit

>> No.10870363

>>10864253
This video unironically taught me how to remove the 7-ball from an avocado

>> No.10870366

>>10869482
Though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often found in WASHINGTON D. C.

>> No.10870374

>>10864201
>Take a perfectly fine ingredient
>COVER IT WITH "CHEESE"
>MIX THE WHOLE WITH RANDOM AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL SHITE
>ADD EVEN MORE "CHEESE"
>BAKE IN THE OVEN FOR 20 MIN
>DIE OF CANCER BECAUSE YOU EAT SHIT

>> No.10870375

>>10864229
Disgusting fucking whore

>> No.10870382

>>10866166
>I hate humor SO MUCH >:(

>> No.10870387

>>10864303
This fucking recipe of omelette comes from mont saint michel France, don't get fooled.

The real shit btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mXmBL5oAwY

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>>10864271
>Any recipe with heavy cream

>> No.10870398

>>10864287
Austrians are the rednecks of the UK, not surprised those inbred criminals devised this monstrosity

>> No.10870404

>>10870388
Do you not like swedish meatballs?

>> No.10870406

>>10870404
*sweetish

>> No.10870429

>>10864187
Why even make that bacon shit in the beginning if it isn't even being utilizied to it's fullest? It would have been best to spread half of it on the bottom and then the mac and cheese, then the rest on top. That why you get a nice crisp bacon base and top while keeping the middle all nice and gooey cheesy and the cheese on top doesn't get burnt as fuck.

I'm pretty sure that the people making these videos don't even really know how to cook.

>> No.10870436

>>10864180
I love bone fragments in my sushi

>> No.10870467

>>10864187
What a trash food. Not only is it extremely calorie-dense but how many types of cheese does the guy just throw in the maccaroni pan? That's a complete waste.

>> No.10870477

>>10864225
I'll never understand how someone can love food so much, you'd destroy your life expectancy to eat more of it.

>> No.10870481

>>10864229
W-what am I looking at?

>> No.10870482

>>10864233
I remember when reddit blew up when this first surfaced

>> No.10870497

>>10870162
>>10870284
Have you never exercised before you dumb shit?

If she ate that big ass steak and that big ass dessert and then made sure to work it off by exercising (lifting weights, of some kind, and a good amount of cardio); along with keeping her diet healthy in other ways, it is easy to stay in shape like that. Like damn dude, it's not rocket science.

>> No.10870503

>>10864242
Pottery

>> No.10870521

>>10864257
Wait. is that a solid piece of chocolate? Or a chocolate covered beef patty?

>> No.10870525

>>10866166
*chop*

This is going in my shame salad

>> No.10870527

>>10864278
If my kids ever demand crust to be cut off.
They'll only get sandwiches with end pieces.

>> No.10870622

>>10864307
You got it off when the autistic kid bit into it like a depressed little faggot

>> No.10870625

>>10864307
Weren't we supposed to have gotten that meme sauce in non-limited supply by now?

>> No.10870628

>>10864309
imagine being so poor that you have to eat literally anything that moves

>> No.10870635

>>10870625
We did. It must suck to be the guy who traded his car for one.

>> No.10871184

>>10870251
When I was a kid unicorns were just white fantasy horses with horns. When did they become a meme with rainbows and glitter and whatnot? They were always kind of a girl thing but now they're for faggots.

>> No.10871413

>>10870162
eating like that once a week doesn't do anything, if you have a healthy life.

>> No.10871817

>>10870382
i hate shit humor and that humor is shit

>>10870525
:^)

>> No.10872564

>>10868249
China isn't the entire Asia you mongoloid

>> No.10872648

>>10864286
Tumeric is the base of all curry

>> No.10872803

>>10867785
>>10867777
>>10867760
>tfw only 20% of the 70 webms I made get reposted

>> No.10872815

>>10872648
Turmeric is the base of the standard curry powders sold in Western stores, but garam masala doesn't always include it.

>> No.10872839

>>10864168

How would it be without breaking eggs?

>> No.10872842

>>10872648
Garlic, onions, ginger, and chilis are the base of all curries you stupid bong.

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>>10864248
>Meat shaped like the millennium Falcon

>> No.10872852

>>10872843
Why are you boomers so obsessed with us millennials?

>> No.10872884

>>10864201
Mmmm I sure love hot undersalted avocado

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>>10872852

>> No.10872931

>>10870356
>well executed
but the pieces he cut are too big. he cut past center so the rest of the edges won't be even. even if this is just a demonstration it still triggers me because of that.

>> No.10872940

>>10871184
You were a kid before My Little Pony? How ancient are you?

>> No.10872963

>>10866504
Why would it laugh even if there were gelatin around?

>> No.10872966

>>10872940
I don't think ponies are unicorns.

>> No.10872973

>>10870628
>imagine being so detached from the reality of life that you think yourself better than literally anyone else
pathetic

>> No.10872982

>>10872966
A third of the population is, yes.

>> No.10872984

>>10866243
well if it's morally wrong to do, then it is also morally wrong to think about- so, no, you couldn't do that.

>> No.10872986

>>10864253
kek at the broken chip

>> No.10872994

>>10865755
oh so is that why hunters wait as long as possible before finishing off their kill? to let the stress season the meat better?

>> No.10873033 [DELETED] 

>>10864168
How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.10873035

>>10873033
Huh?

>> No.10873043

>>10867895
I just checked the official Nanking twitter page but no mention of "me too" so idk, they're prolly faking it.

>> No.10873052

>>10869755
lol and just what do you think is happening during the maillard reaction, dipshit? the brown stuff just magically appears?

>> No.10873057

>>10868032
No one cares. This event has already transpired and your hangups about it are absolutely meaningless.

>> No.10873058

>>10872973
this

>> No.10873060

>>10868395
>white people everywhere
>posts a thing only the Dutch do
today I learned that only Dutch people are white, thanks rebbit!

>> No.10873064

>>10872940
>the summerfag thinks ponies are unicorns
LOLOLOLOLOLOL what an idiot

>> No.10873066

>>10864812
holy crap the daisy duck cartoon cannot be real, can it

>> No.10873090

>>10864168
How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.10873109

>>10864844
HOW

>> No.10873175

>>10873066
>that 12 yr old summerfag boomer who doesn't know about old Disney
fuck off back to roblox, nigger

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>>10864271

>the cheese that falls out as the hand moves

>> No.10874231

>>10870429
>tasty and any other that follows the format
>cooking
It's always just "grease and cheese lmao"

>> No.10874314

>>10873052
>Caramelization is an entirely different process from Maillard browning, though the results of the two processes are sometimes similar to the naked eye (and taste buds). Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, as discussed above, whereas caramelization is simply the pyrolysis of certain sugars.
>In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.

>> No.10874452

>>10872973
>>10873058

I can see your projection there

>> No.10874615

>>10864302
>which will you choose
a swift and painless death

>> No.10874868

>>10864282
>using breadcrumbs
>double breadcrumbs
> on something that will be in sauce so breadcrumb will get soggy and shitty
fucking plebs, does they not even think at all?

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>>10864233
fuck you amerifat nigger fag nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger amerinigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger niggers thats not how you do raclette you fucking nigger nigger nianiggnier nignaifni fuck you you niggers nigger nigger niggers nigger niggerrs

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