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webm thread Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:32:20 2018 No.10864168 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:36:26 2018 No.10864180 File: 2.94 MB, 640x360, 1516338668689.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:36:54 2018 No.10864182 File: 866 KB, 352x224, Chimp Fuck This Shit.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864168 >the man of the egg home.webm You had one job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:37:03 2018 No.10864183 File: 2.85 MB, 426x240, 1514033456882.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:45:02 2018 No.10864231 >>10864187 it looks good but i think i could only eat one portion of that in a week (at most).

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:55:57 2018 No.10864286 >>10864274 where's the curry paste though

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 09:58:44 2018 No.10864295 File: 27 KB, 640x360, i'm a fucking baboon.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864182 >chimp fuck this shit.gif you had one job.

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>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:14:13 2018 No.10864347 >>10864302 epic

>>	Sage Fri Jul 6 10:15:04 2018 No.10864352 >>10864168 How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:20:45 2018 No.10864365 >>10864309 Fucking jungle niggers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:24:08 2018 No.10864374 File: 350 KB, 480x480, pain train.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864365 >catching, cooking, and eating a meal >nigger Pick exactly one.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 10:28:12 2018 No.10864384 File: 2.90 MB, 640x642, 1524270992431.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:08:10 2018 No.10864653 >>10864194 That is beyond retarded, and that woman holy shit does she make me upset

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:44:24 2018 No.10864772 File: 565 KB, 1016x762, wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864198

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:50:38 2018 No.10864790 File: 2.47 MB, 640x640, Bread Face.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 12:56:02 2018 No.10864812 File: 539 KB, 500x358, 1528552017345.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864790 >breadface will never lovingly rub her face all over your dick and balls What's even the point in living bros?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:00:47 2018 No.10864825 >>10864812 You could have her if you really wanted her. I mean, it's not like her standards are exactly high. And there's always rape.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:11:00 2018 No.10864839 >>10864168 Why is this webm everywhere on here ? It's just a guy tending to his egg cooking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:13:20 2018 No.10864844 >>10864839 It was the hot meme of the month a while back. But /ck/ clings on to shit since rarely does anything noteworthy happen here. So expect to continue seeing it for the next 5 years.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:16:23 2018 No.10864855 >>10864844 It was in every webm thread long before you newfags showed up and decided it was a "meme"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:23:55 2018 No.10864871 >>10864839 A better question is "if its just a guy tending to his egg cooking, then why is it being filmed?" hhhhhrrrrrmmmmmm.......

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:35:48 2018 No.10864921 >>10864839 Why only post fun memes once when you can post it like, 10 times a day?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:39:46 2018 No.10864931 >>10864248 >chicken gyro

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:41:19 2018 No.10864935 File: 15 KB, 201x282, haram.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864790

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:43:39 2018 No.10864943 >>10864187 Im having a heart attack just looking at that

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:44:38 2018 No.10864951 >>10864935 that fucking killed me

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:45:25 2018 No.10864955 File: 26 KB, 485x323, Thou Mad.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864295 >you had one job.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 13:46:05 2018 No.10864960 >>10864855 >decided it was a meme I don't even go into the dumbass threads most of the time. Acknowledging it's existence as a "meme" doesn't mean you are a part of it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 14:50:48 2018 No.10865167 >>10864168 >filename bad job faggon

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:14:18 2018 No.10865256 >>10864194 >avacados >Brooklyn everything probably costs $15+, fuck no

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:15:20 2018 No.10865262 >>10864208 >pay $2,800 for meat >they still fill up the empty space with rice fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:20:15 2018 No.10865295 >>10864187 >cheddar + 3 other cheeses >just tastes like cheddar gtfo this vid is trash

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:22:38 2018 No.10865302 >>10864190 >squishes out all the juices instead of letting it sit god fucking damn

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:24:05 2018 No.10865307 File: 52 KB, 565x412, 1530817084674.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864931 nice

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:29:43 2018 No.10865326 File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864262 not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:29:55 2018 No.10865327 >>10864168 Why do you keep making this thread? It's literally the exact same webms every time so if you've seen one of these threads you've seen them all.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:40:04 2018 No.10865362 >>10864262 cerebral palsy pancake girl had a gender reassignment?

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:40:21 2018 No.10865364

>>10864168
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:42:20 2018 No.10865373 File: 2.89 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:43:46 2018 No.10865377 File: 67 KB, 228x235, get out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864282 >Tomato sauce in a cast iron pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:44:02 2018 No.10865378 File: 2.85 MB, 1100x618, Jiro Dreams of Sushi (2011) 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:45:56 2018 No.10865390 >>10865373 >that will be 349 dollarus baka goyjin

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:47:52 2018 No.10865399 >>10865377 >Using metal utensils on a cast iron pan

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 15:53:08 2018 No.10865422 >>10865399 >using a cast iron pan

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:25:29 2018 No.10865546

>>10864303
Is it supposed to be somewhat spongy? I tried making it slightly different (beat the whites first, mix the yolks after) and it came out looking amazing, but the texture was weird. I don't know if I fucked it up somehow or it's just not for me.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:32:10 2018 No.10865576 >>10865399 there's nothing wrong with that...

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:32:19 2018 No.10865577 >>10864248 Bring the ruckus

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:37:23 2018 No.10865594 >>10864303 Isn't that practically just a souffle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:38:11 2018 No.10865599 >>10865399 stop posting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:46:32 2018 No.10865623 >>10864168 chinse food's the best

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 16:51:50 2018 No.10865640 File: 2.92 MB, 320x576, chinese food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10865623

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:02:55 2018 No.10865675 >>10864297 nice job at being a huge faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:03:49 2018 No.10865677 File: 92 KB, 250x250, 1528599950280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10865640

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:07:12 2018 No.10865688 File: 2.47 MB, 360x640, 1530897151991.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10865677 >chinamen >human

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:11:43 2018 No.10865702 >>10865302 I'm stealing this b8 for other smashburg webms

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:16:30 2018 No.10865724 File: 1.04 MB, 640x360, localisations.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10865688 Insectile motherfuckers. Nothing gets me riled up like a chinaman thread on /pol/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:18:04 2018 No.10865734 >>10865640 can we just nuke china now

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:21:26 2018 No.10865755 File: 1.86 MB, 368x640, 1530894881196.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10865734 Ancient Chinese cooking trick. More pain = more flavor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:23:46 2018 No.10865765 >>10865688 we need to nuke china. Iran is civilised

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:29:03 2018 No.10865776 File: 61 KB, 292x223, ....png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864302 this can't be real and unironical

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:40:58 2018 No.10865831 >>10864302 I have to admit this looks better than 95% of these "gifs"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:42:31 2018 No.10865838 >>10864352 >you have to sell all the eggs

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:42:38 2018 No.10865839 >>10864935 >>10864812 ahhh hahaha that is so funny. >haram

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:46:52 2018 No.10865854 >>10864839 >Why is this webm everywhere on here ? Because we still arent able to answer the question of how he gets out of his eggs without breaking his stall.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:50:30 2018 No.10865872 >>10864225 hell of a second breakfast

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 17:51:06 2018 No.10865874 >>10864203 internally screaming

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 18:00:49 2018 No.10865910 >>10865776 did you just go and invent a new word nigroe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 18:39:39 2018 No.10866035 >>10865839 actually toying with bread is haram as fuck/

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 18:41:51 2018 No.10866040 >>10865910 He is being unironically

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:14:26 2018 No.10866129 >>10865373 I'm pretty sure I could do this

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:14:57 2018 No.10866132 >>10866129 so why don't you faggot

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:23:20 2018 No.10866157 File: 44 KB, 567x567, 1519570837840.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864278 >miracle whip and cucumber sandwich with 1/5th of the sandwich cut off fucking just

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:25:20 2018 No.10866166 >>10864282 l m a o those arent the real ingredient names exDEE fuck these people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:36:33 2018 No.10866204 >>10864190 >how to cross contaminate your whole kitchen

>>	Revolver Ocelot Fri Jul 6 19:43:58 2018 No.10866235 >>10864241 MODS

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:46:19 2018 No.10866243 >>10866132 Cultural appropriation is morally wrong.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:47:25 2018 No.10866250 >>10864241 >rare footage from paula deen's short lived career as a porn director

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:49:38 2018 No.10866258 >>10864194 Holy fucking shit. The soygirl epidemic is real https://youtu.be/iSbXudN4AcE

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 19:59:46 2018 No.10866309 File: 89 KB, 300x225, paperpuppetwat.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864790 >>10864229

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:02:14 2018 No.10866318 >>10865755 y though? What does that achieve?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:14:55 2018 No.10866374 >>10864284 no i do not want green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:24:50 2018 No.10866427

>>10864303
>>10865546
>>10865594

THE SECRET IS GELATIN

THE JAPS PUT IT IN FUCKING EVERYTHING

any time you see some jiggly japanese food, it's agar agar. 80% of the time. (the other 20% is gelatin) do not let their clowny bullshit cock and pony show and french name fool you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:29:27 2018 No.10866451 File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1509354387891.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864168

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:31:32 2018 No.10866459 >>10864194 >White people

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:42:57 2018 No.10866504 >>10866427 Mine giggled like that, no gelatin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 20:49:39 2018 No.10866528 >>10865755 I'm fine with this, fuck rats

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:03:53 2018 No.10866588 >>10865755 GOD DAMN

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:04:39 2018 No.10866593 >>10864168 exit egg how?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:11:08 2018 No.10866621 >>10864309 Thank god, finally some actual food in the thread

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:24:57 2018 No.10866682 >>10864225 >pures leben oh the irony

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:25:39 2018 No.10866684 >>10864194 Soyest thing I've seen on this board.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:27:07 2018 No.10866688 >>10866684 other than you of course

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:28:51 2018 No.10866699 >>10864201 gosh i fucking hate these videos.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:41:34 2018 No.10866762 >>10865688 wtf am I watching here? is that a blowtorch?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:43:25 2018 No.10866768 >>10864198 waste of cavos

Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:44:16 2018 No.10866770
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>>10865688
These videos are the only thing that have ever made me feel racist in my entire life. Why do slants feel the need to make animals suffer as much as possible before eating them?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:46:14 2018 No.10866775 File: 86 KB, 240x176, kamiell.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864302

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:51:03 2018 No.10866790 >>10864271 just add bacon and shit loads of dairy guys! instant gourmet! fucking cunts.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 21:51:35 2018 No.10866792 >>10864257 I almost vomited at chocolate cake bun, and I'm an American, the patty showed me it was a troll.. How gross.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 22:03:37 2018 No.10866841 >>10864309 Phnom Penh represent! I'm living here now lol; came for vacation, became a teacher, and it's been a 3 year heroin vacation. Loving life.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 6 23:44:43 2018 No.10867304 >>10864241 Man, this makes me want to go throatfuck my girlfriend till she pukes.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 00:44:04 2018 No.10867512 File: 1.92 MB, 1280x720, feast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864168 Yes, I'm the Wiensposter.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 00:46:43 2018 No.10867523 File: 23 KB, 638x382, 1530879252689.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864287

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 00:55:58 2018 No.10867533 >>10867523 faggot pansy

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:09:46 2018 No.10867566 File: 3 KB, 227x222, download.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864261

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:10:51 2018 No.10867569 File: 1.68 MB, 640x640, 1520659860243.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864302 It just gets worse and worse as it goes on it never gets better

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:16:57 2018 No.10867585
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>>10864261
>>10867566

This is fucking hilarious to me because it's so atrociously disgusting. Not a single process in this is even remotely close to good. Where is this place and how do I remove them from existence?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:21:06 2018 No.10867600 >>10864203 I bet she uses that pepper crackers as a dildo

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:21:16 2018 No.10867601 >>10865755 Sub human asian races are sub human

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:23:22 2018 No.10867606 >>10864289 Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:24:37 2018 No.10867613 >>10866770 cause they're fucked in the head

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:29:46 2018 No.10867633 >>10864211 I feel sorry for the cow that died for this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:52:03 2018 No.10867687 File: 163 KB, 686x892, 1500388057623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864790 Why did I save this

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:52:48 2018 No.10867689 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 01:54:19 2018 No.10867692 /ck/ webm threads are some of the most jaded threads on 4chan. Why is that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:05:50 2018 No.10867720 >>10864844 >But /ck/ clings on to shit No, it's the fucking /r9k/ migrants. Those sad pieces of human waste can only communicate through stale memes.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:17:12 2018 No.10867760
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>>10867692
webms require "relatively" a lot of effort to make, from finding good material to cutting it down to a manageable side. So you have 49% people who repost shit from the last thread, 49% people who bitch about reposts, and 2% of people actually making new shit. And those 2% will only occasionally make something that catches on.

I think this is probably the most reposted webm I've made and it's fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:18:10 2018 No.10867764 File: 938 KB, 840x480, 1475260303511.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:18:30 2018 No.10867767 India gets some fun weird ass webms American gets some weird ass ones Post some Euro weird ass food webms, Euro needs more representation.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:19:06 2018 No.10867772 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, British Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867767

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:19:17 2018 No.10867775 >>10867541 that isnt food! haha!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:19:24 2018 No.10867777 >>10867760 >occasionally As in 1% of the time. But it's still fun to see how these threads proceed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:21:09 2018 No.10867782 >>10867772 England? Euro? What happened to Brexit? Did Theresa May finally managed to sink it, as everybody knows she wanted to do since she campaigned against it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:22:05 2018 No.10867784 >>10864284 This would actually be great if she hadn't overcooked the eggs.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:22:24 2018 No.10867785
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>>10867777
And that is the dilemma of making OC. You spend how much time making something only to see it never responded to or reposted. I keep making shit because I think I have a taste for what will work but not always.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:26:09 2018 No.10867798 >>10867785 I love the way this guy moves. It makes me want to take up cooking

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:28:23 2018 No.10867806 >>10867772 Not weird enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:28:27 2018 No.10867807 File: 2.89 MB, 720x404, Vegan Fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867798

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:34:09 2018 No.10867824 >>10867782 The UK is on the European continent, it will always be in Europe. The EU is a gathering of countries within Europe for political/economic gains.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:35:47 2018 No.10867828 >>10864931 im impressed

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:40:53 2018 No.10867839 File: 2.93 MB, 540x302, Candy Pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867824 >An island is part of a continent

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:41:31 2018 No.10867843 >>10867772 Not everything cooks at the same time. That would be under sausages and hashies, over done eggs. Veg would be weird. Very strange.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:42:35 2018 No.10867845 >>10867764 Wtf is this lolibait shit?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:44:10 2018 No.10867853 >>10867824 Tell that to the water dividing it from Europe.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:48:01 2018 No.10867866 >>10867839 Mmmmm old man asian spit bubble shaped like a pig. Delightful.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:51:29 2018 No.10867878 >>10867839 >>10867853 Britain is considered a part of the European continent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:54:20 2018 No.10867886 >>10867512 i just cannot stand this dudes face and his over the top facial expressions every fucking time he eats something

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:54:46 2018 No.10867887 >>10864790 Hot. I'd like to see her do that to some puppies

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:55:24 2018 No.10867890 >>10867839 So Japan isn’t part of Asia?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:57:34 2018 No.10867895 File: 2.90 MB, 640x360, kakuni.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10867890 JAPAN IS NUMBER ONE! How many war crimes did Japan commit compared to China?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 02:59:19 2018 No.10867900 >>10867895 like maybe 7

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:00:39 2018 No.10867902 >>10865688 This one's even better with sound. You can hear all of them laughing as he torches its face.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:07:18 2018 No.10867917 >>10867845 >>10867764 Sauce i wanna know too... for science

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:09:58 2018 No.10867925 >>10867895 This video started promising because the ingredients looked amazing, all down hill from there. They cook all the flavour out of the meat, oil the fuck out of the spring onions, unevenly caramelized the meat... yeah just not good.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:11:53 2018 No.10867932 >>10864194 The Jewishness fucking radiates off of her

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:24:12 2018 No.10867955 >>10864265 >semen resembling dipping sauce

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:31:02 2018 No.10867972

>>10864194
As a white guy eating avocados my whole life, nearly three decades, I find it really weird people are acting like it's something new. I don't remember the whitest boomer supermarkets ever not stocking avocados. They're bland. What's the big deal? Is it that it has the calorie density animals crave while also being a """vegetable""" so they can feel good about eating it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:34:22 2018 No.10867984 >>10864198 You know what's really good for skin? Not fucking with it. It's part of why autistic girls tend to look much younger than they are.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:35:28 2018 No.10867987 >>10864221 Is this an Australian delicacy?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:37:19 2018 No.10867991 >>10864203 Why waste a steak on this shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:41:45 2018 No.10868005 >>10867304 yeah me too

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:42:42 2018 No.10868009 >>10864168 How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:44:48 2018 No.10868017 >>10864298 MODS

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:52:12 2018 No.10868032 >>10864307 I'm very bothered by that hand touching paper money and going in a front pocket before handling food someone paid for.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 03:56:03 2018 No.10868039 >>10864384 How long does peanut butter take to go rancid? It seems pretty fast when I just leave some uncovered at home, even freshly ground. Are Australians not able to buy their own peanut butter for $2-$3 a pound?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:00:38 2018 No.10868053 >>10865373 Is there another place I can have that prepared with gloves?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:03:23 2018 No.10868059 >>10866157 It's an american white women classic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:03:28 2018 No.10868061 >>10868053 Jiro does have gross little hands, doesn't he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:05:07 2018 No.10868065 >>10868059 It dates back to upper class brits, but prepared a bit differently. Were cucumbers expensive at the time?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:06:58 2018 No.10868070 >>10868061 Do those hands go near his butthole or does a robot with a targeting computer handle that for him while filling the vicinity with fecal aerosol?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:11:31 2018 No.10868081 >>10864261 gives me such satisfaction to know there is most likely one family or group of friends that says this pizza joint is the best one they know of

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:14:10 2018 No.10868085

>>10868039

It has no preservatives when you make it at home numb nuts. Put in a clean sterile jar, only use clean dry utensils to double dip and use within 2-3 days.

And no we don't buy it by the pound. A 1kg (2lbish) jar of the premade stuff costs around $10aud (7.50ish usd).

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:16:48 2018 No.10868088 >>10867767 Dude, kaye counts for 10 videos. >>10864211

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:17:58 2018 No.10868090 >>10867925 You're high? It's a fucking stew.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:20:22 2018 No.10868097 >>10867689 >fresh lime juice >is it really fresh? >yes chef, fresh frozen. >fuck me...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:22:51 2018 No.10868105 >>10867764 Is that.... is that gabagool?

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:25:47 2018 No.10868115

>>10868090

They don't use the braising water (it is not a liquor when it is just dirty dish water like that). Again, no even caramelization on the meat they use. Oily AS FUCK spring onions that don't even make it to the final plate. Overcooked to shit eggs and brown smear on the side of the plate.

Also no rice or other starch just protein with protein.

I won't accuse you of being high, just evidently stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:26:54 2018 No.10868118 >>10868105 It's salami. Gabagool is thinner, streakier and not a blend of minced meats, but a solid cured pork neck.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 04:48:22 2018 No.10868150 >>10867569 Why are they serving dessert when they haven't even started in on the dinner course?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:06:13 2018 No.10868179 >>10868150 They're dining with le quirky husbando

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:07:15 2018 No.10868180 >>10868179 https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GeniusSweetTooth

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:08:28 2018 No.10868184 >>10865755 surely this would still work when they're already dead?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:10:30 2018 No.10868189 >>10867772 Aw cmon, the juices mixing together and flavoring everything is the best part.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:11:42 2018 No.10868194 >>10867606 it is prison food, faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:12:51 2018 No.10868196 >>10867569 >and a KNIFE? HOW?!?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:23:08 2018 No.10868216 >>10865734 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWICCoAe9gE yea, nuke it. they are the first one did this right? the other place already been nuked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:35:38 2018 No.10868249 >>10865755 Asians disgust me, fuck their culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 05:47:24 2018 No.10868265 >>10864253 comfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 06:50:15 2018 No.10868362 >>10867987 I believe it is Belgian

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 07:09:57 2018 No.10868395 File: 1.61 MB, 3008x2000, Fairy_Bread.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10868362 It's seems white people everywhere do this.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 07:11:09 2018 No.10868397 >>10864289 I finally understand mexican street food, it's actual prison food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 07:24:30 2018 No.10868418 >>10868395 Gross, looks like nigger food.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 07:29:47 2018 No.10868431 >>10868395 Never seen that shit in the states

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 08:17:50 2018 No.10868543 >>10864221 Jesus, is that guy gonna eat rat poison?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 09:00:06 2018 No.10868644 >>10864208 Even with the comparatively small portion of wagyu I'm sure there is, that is a goddamn jewish trick right there, goddamn

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 09:01:31 2018 No.10868647 >>10864182 >>10864295 lost

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 09:07:43 2018 No.10868663 >>10864261 THE TING GOES SKRAAAAAAAAAAA

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 09:12:32 2018 No.10868675 >>10864242 Is this art? I'd call it art

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 09:39:19 2018 No.10868742 >>10865688 imagine being their POW

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 10:06:31 2018 No.10868805 >>10868194 An onion in prision? Do they slice it real thin so it liquefies in the pan with just a little oil?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 12:39:27 2018 No.10869338 >>10867764 >>10867845 >>10867917 A Swedish Love Story (1970)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 12:43:53 2018 No.10869363 >>10867987 >>10868362 In fact it's Dutch.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:13:07 2018 No.10869479 >>10864247 Gay

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:13:29 2018 No.10869482 >>10864214 That's monkey brains, isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:17:18 2018 No.10869505 >>10865688 Who cares, they're gonna eat the whole thing either way, what's the problem? You can't empathize with livestock, unless you expect to be eaten at some point.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:19:47 2018 No.10869525 >>10867839 I agree, Britain isn't a real nation, let alone part of a continent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:20:20 2018 No.10869530 File: 2.78 MB, 720x404, Big Eater .webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:30:35 2018 No.10869591 File: 769 KB, 681x585, 3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864194 this single frame ilustrates why we all should get nuked

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:35:06 2018 No.10869616 >>10865702 was about to bite before I read your response and caught myself, thanks

>>	Nicholas Parry (Orlando, FL) Sat Jul 7 13:38:44 2018 No.10869635 >>10864168 Just imagine the hens that laid all of these eggs laying them at the same time right into your mouth...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:56:28 2018 No.10869753 >>10864295 That's a silverback gorilla, you fucking retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 13:56:36 2018 No.10869755 >>10867925 >>10868115 >caramelize >meat wasn't aware that meat was made of sugar, thanks for the science lesson mr dunning. or was it kruger?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 14:27:49 2018 No.10869902 >>10864287 Do Americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:14:31 2018 No.10870125 >>10864225 Do americans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:16:40 2018 No.10870134 >>10865734 No country's farming is free from inflicting cruelty on animals. Deal with it or grow your own food

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:18:22 2018 No.10870139 >>10865327 Sometimes you just like reliving shit and watching webms that you've come to love. The classics are classics for a reason.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:24:26 2018 No.10870162

>>10867569
How does a girl who eats like that stay so skinny? It pisses me the fuck off. A feminine girl like that should not be sitting there with that huge fucking slab of meat in front of her. It is so contrasting with what she looks like. Also, imagine her shit after that meal.

Fuck, it pisses me off.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:32:41 2018 No.10870195 >>10864203 Fat hands

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:32:52 2018 No.10870196 >>10870162 Are you a tranny or just another girl? Cannot see why you'd give a shit.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:38:55 2018 No.10870227 >>10864247 What is this trying to prove?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:43:04 2018 No.10870251 File: 2.90 MB, 720x404, Unicorn cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10869479 Rainbows are not gay.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:48:46 2018 No.10870279 >>10865364 Your using stale banana pasta is cringier than eggposting.

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:49:54 2018 No.10870284

>>10870196
I'm a skinny dood who gets pissed over silly little things like this. I have a set idea of the way things should be for everything in life and get annoyed when the actual world does not match my desires and expectations. I understand this is a really shitty trait to get angry over and it is legitimately autistic behavior- especially over small things like someone eating dinner. Moreover, it is pointless because I have no desire in telling people how to live their lives. I just like offering my opinions to people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:52:34 2018 No.10870298 >>10866204 Ha ha you fucking Americlaps worry about too much

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:54:16 2018 No.10870306 File: 34 KB, 480x542, 1514020118952.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10870162 >imagine her shit after that meal No need to tell me twice...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:54:35 2018 No.10870311 >>10867972 Yes. What's ironic is that producing avocado is pretty costly too and not exactly environmentally friendly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:57:14 2018 No.10870325 >>10864203 >steak >cook until grey

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 15:59:26 2018 No.10870336 >>10870125 Yes t. American

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:03:39 2018 No.10870356 >>10870227 It's a rainbow cake and well executed. Why does it have to be proving anything you sad sack of shit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:05:28 2018 No.10870363 >>10864253 This video unironically taught me how to remove the 7-ball from an avocado

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:05:30 2018 No.10870366 >>10869482 Though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often found in WASHINGTON D. C.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:07:43 2018 No.10870374 >>10864201 >Take a perfectly fine ingredient >COVER IT WITH "CHEESE" >MIX THE WHOLE WITH RANDOM AMERICAN INDUSTRIAL SHITE >ADD EVEN MORE "CHEESE" >BAKE IN THE OVEN FOR 20 MIN >DIE OF CANCER BECAUSE YOU EAT SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:08:24 2018 No.10870375 >>10864229 Disgusting fucking whore

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:10:41 2018 No.10870382 >>10866166 >I hate humor SO MUCH >:(

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:12:38 2018 No.10870387 >>10864303 This fucking recipe of omelette comes from mont saint michel France, don't get fooled. The real shit btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mXmBL5oAwY

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:12:39 2018 No.10870388 File: 88 KB, 493x637, 1530896986799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864271 >Any recipe with heavy cream

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:15:14 2018 No.10870398 >>10864287 Austrians are the rednecks of the UK, not surprised those inbred criminals devised this monstrosity

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:17:25 2018 No.10870404 >>10870388 Do you not like swedish meatballs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:18:02 2018 No.10870406 >>10870404 *sweetish

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:23:15 2018 No.10870429

>>10864187
Why even make that bacon shit in the beginning if it isn't even being utilizied to it's fullest? It would have been best to spread half of it on the bottom and then the mac and cheese, then the rest on top. That why you get a nice crisp bacon base and top while keeping the middle all nice and gooey cheesy and the cheese on top doesn't get burnt as fuck.

I'm pretty sure that the people making these videos don't even really know how to cook.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:24:36 2018 No.10870436 >>10864180 I love bone fragments in my sushi

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:30:33 2018 No.10870467 >>10864187 What a trash food. Not only is it extremely calorie-dense but how many types of cheese does the guy just throw in the maccaroni pan? That's a complete waste.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:32:41 2018 No.10870477 >>10864225 I'll never understand how someone can love food so much, you'd destroy your life expectancy to eat more of it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:33:18 2018 No.10870481 >>10864229 W-what am I looking at?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:33:53 2018 No.10870482 >>10864233 I remember when reddit blew up when this first surfaced

Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:36:04 2018 No.10870497

>>10870162
>>10870284
Have you never exercised before you dumb shit?

If she ate that big ass steak and that big ass dessert and then made sure to work it off by exercising (lifting weights, of some kind, and a good amount of cardio); along with keeping her diet healthy in other ways, it is easy to stay in shape like that. Like damn dude, it's not rocket science.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:36:34 2018 No.10870503 >>10864242 Pottery

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:39:52 2018 No.10870521 >>10864257 Wait. is that a solid piece of chocolate? Or a chocolate covered beef patty?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:41:39 2018 No.10870525 >>10866166 chop This is going in my shame salad

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 16:42:05 2018 No.10870527 >>10864278 If my kids ever demand crust to be cut off. They'll only get sandwiches with end pieces.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 17:02:11 2018 No.10870622 >>10864307 You got it off when the autistic kid bit into it like a depressed little faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 17:03:08 2018 No.10870625 >>10864307 Weren't we supposed to have gotten that meme sauce in non-limited supply by now?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 17:03:50 2018 No.10870628 >>10864309 imagine being so poor that you have to eat literally anything that moves

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 17:04:37 2018 No.10870635 >>10870625 We did. It must suck to be the guy who traded his car for one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 18:56:00 2018 No.10871184 >>10870251 When I was a kid unicorns were just white fantasy horses with horns. When did they become a meme with rainbows and glitter and whatnot? They were always kind of a girl thing but now they're for faggots.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 19:45:01 2018 No.10871413 >>10870162 eating like that once a week doesn't do anything, if you have a healthy life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 7 21:14:57 2018 No.10871817 >>10870382 i hate shit humor and that humor is shit >>10870525 :^)

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:10:52 2018 No.10872564 >>10868249 China isn't the entire Asia you mongoloid

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 00:29:11 2018 No.10872648 >>10864286 Tumeric is the base of all curry

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:07:14 2018 No.10872803 >>10867785 >>10867777 >>10867760 >tfw only 20% of the 70 webms I made get reposted

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:11:03 2018 No.10872815 >>10872648 Turmeric is the base of the standard curry powders sold in Western stores, but garam masala doesn't always include it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:18:04 2018 No.10872839 >>10864168 How would it be without breaking eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:19:08 2018 No.10872842 >>10872648 Garlic, onions, ginger, and chilis are the base of all curries you stupid bong.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:19:25 2018 No.10872843 File: 30 KB, 500x329, 1328070258762.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864248 >Meat shaped like the millennium Falcon

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:21:27 2018 No.10872852 >>10872843 Why are you boomers so obsessed with us millennials?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:28:38 2018 No.10872884 >>10864201 Mmmm I sure love hot undersalted avocado

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:32:52 2018 No.10872894 File: 15 KB, 320x320, 1486089206005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10872852

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:41:03 2018 No.10872931 >>10870356 >well executed but the pieces he cut are too big. he cut past center so the rest of the edges won't be even. even if this is just a demonstration it still triggers me because of that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:43:34 2018 No.10872940 >>10871184 You were a kid before My Little Pony? How ancient are you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:55:23 2018 No.10872963 >>10866504 Why would it laugh even if there were gelatin around?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:55:50 2018 No.10872966 >>10872940 I don't think ponies are unicorns.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 01:58:42 2018 No.10872973 >>10870628 >imagine being so detached from the reality of life that you think yourself better than literally anyone else pathetic

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:01:58 2018 No.10872982 >>10872966 A third of the population is, yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:02:55 2018 No.10872984 >>10866243 well if it's morally wrong to do, then it is also morally wrong to think about- so, no, you couldn't do that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:03:09 2018 No.10872986 >>10864253 kek at the broken chip

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:05:05 2018 No.10872994 >>10865755 oh so is that why hunters wait as long as possible before finishing off their kill? to let the stress season the meat better?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:18:32 2018 No.10873033 >>10864168 How does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:19:21 2018 No.10873035 >>10873033 Huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:21:25 2018 No.10873043 >>10867895 I just checked the official Nanking twitter page but no mention of "me too" so idk, they're prolly faking it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:24:05 2018 No.10873052 >>10869755 lol and just what do you think is happening during the maillard reaction, dipshit? the brown stuff just magically appears?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:25:09 2018 No.10873057 >>10868032 No one cares. This event has already transpired and your hangups about it are absolutely meaningless.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:26:05 2018 No.10873058 >>10872973 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:26:25 2018 No.10873060 >>10868395 >white people everywhere >posts a thing only the Dutch do today I learned that only Dutch people are white, thanks rebbit!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:27:48 2018 No.10873064 >>10872940 >the summerfag thinks ponies are unicorns LOLOLOLOLOLOL what an idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:28:54 2018 No.10873066 >>10864812 holy crap the daisy duck cartoon cannot be real, can it

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:36:21 2018 No.10873090 >>10864168 How does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 02:41:02 2018 No.10873109 >>10864844 HOW

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 03:02:16 2018 No.10873175 >>10873066 >that 12 yr old summerfag boomer who doesn't know about old Disney fuck off back to roblox, nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 05:11:19 2018 No.10873542 File: 710 KB, 576x864, 1451907354197.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10864271 >the cheese that falls out as the hand moves

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 10:36:12 2018 No.10874231 >>10870429 >tasty and any other that follows the format >cooking It's always just "grease and cheese lmao"

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:05:46 2018 No.10874314

>>10873052
>Caramelization is an entirely different process from Maillard browning, though the results of the two processes are sometimes similar to the naked eye (and taste buds). Caramelization may sometimes cause browning in the same foods in which the Maillard reaction occurs, but the two processes are distinct. They are both promoted by heating, but the Maillard reaction involves amino acids, as discussed above, whereas caramelization is simply the pyrolysis of certain sugars.
>In the field of psychology, the Dunning–Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people of low ability have illusory superiority and mistakenly assess their cognitive ability as greater than it is. The cognitive bias of illusory superiority comes from the inability of low-ability people to recognize their lack of ability; without the self-awareness of metacognition, low-ability people cannot objectively evaluate their actual competence or incompetence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 11:57:17 2018 No.10874452 >>10872973 >>10873058 I can see your projection there

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 12:43:21 2018 No.10874615 >>10864302 >which will you choose a swift and painless death

>>	Anonymous Sun Jul 8 13:57:37 2018 No.10874868 >>10864282 >using breadcrumbs >double breadcrumbs > on something that will be in sauce so breadcrumb will get soggy and shitty fucking plebs, does they not even think at all?

Anonymous Sun Jul 8 14:45:44 2018 No.10875075
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>>10864233
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