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Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:19:56 2018 No.10882055 [Reply] [Original]

>Be me
>Living the dream with a big tiddie goth GF
>Irrational love for KFC.
>Britbong so KFC isn't actually that shit compared to Amerika
>Will cut a black man to get my fried chicken
>GF is a psychologist. Doesn't approve of my sordid romance with the Colonel.
>Tries to psychoanalyse my love of KFC in order to put me off.
>I now suffer KFC withdrawal. I've sweated out all the gravy and now I'm losing weight ffs.

How do I convince my GF to let me have KFC without her nagging disapproval?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:23:10 2018 No.10882073 >>10882055 >big tiddie goth psychology gf Very dangerous, be careful Anon I've never known a girl in psychology who wasn't off the deep end crazy. Combine that with goth and you've got quite a potent red flag combo in terms of sanity desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:24:03 2018 No.10882079 >>10882055 Stop being a fagget

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:24:56 2018 No.10882084 >>10882055 >big tiddie goth GF Thats code word for hambeast with self mutilation scars.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:25:22 2018 No.10882086 >>10882079 already said he was a bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:25:52 2018 No.10882094 File: 68 KB, 929x473, hot.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882073 YoU hAvE NO IdEA, SeMPAi!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:26:36 2018 No.10882098 >>10882084 this guy FUCKs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:26:59 2018 No.10882101 >>10882084 Stop stalking my girlfriend ffs!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:29:54 2018 No.10882116 >>10882084 kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:37:35 2018 No.10882148 File: 21 KB, 800x393, 36839556_437393566736888_1210482012062744576_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882055 How are you going to get the perfect male body eating these things

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:40:11 2018 No.10882161 >>10882148 Sorry, Mr Jones. I may like you but I like KFC more.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:40:30 2018 No.10882163 >>10882084 I fail to see the problem here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:44:26 2018 No.10882188 >>10882055 she's not going to shut up. She's a fucking woman. Just eat the chicken and either try to tune out her bitching or dump her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:55:16 2018 No.10882251 It's a pity KFC remind you of the few times your mother Express love you stop asking for fat acceptance you ain't gonna get it

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:57:10 2018 No.10882262 post milkers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 20:59:08 2018 No.10882275 >>10882262 Her tits are on a premium Snapchat if you're willing to pay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:00:18 2018 No.10882281 >>10882055 >Britbong so KFC isn't actually that shit compared to Amerika wrong m8. all our fast food tastes worse.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:01:54 2018 No.10882291 File: 41 KB, 640x480, 1228179270044.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882262

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:02:33 2018 No.10882296 >>10882055 You know she is gonna chest on you right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:02:47 2018 No.10882297 File: 41 KB, 778x512, milkies.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882275 POST. MILKERS. NAO.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:03:18 2018 No.10882300 >>10882296 >she gonna chest on you But if her chest has tits, why is that a bad thing?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:04:57 2018 No.10882306 >>10882297 Go to /fit/ they will have what you need

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:05:00 2018 No.10882307 File: 17 KB, 320x240, older_than_time_itself.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882291

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:05:10 2018 No.10882308 >>10882291 who the hell would pay this crazy slut to fix their psychological problems

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 21:16:00 2018 No.10882359 >>10882291 Fucking Linda Goth. m8 I am old!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:11:29 2018 No.10882623 OP can fuck a blender and it would be less crazy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:18:17 2018 No.10882663 >>10882055 All Fat cucks here

Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:52:23 2018 No.10882897

>>10882055
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:56:48 2018 No.10882926 File: 43 KB, 720x439, 1511387428360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882897

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:58:17 2018 No.10882932 >>10882897 Nice pasta

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 22:58:18 2018 No.10882933 >>10882897 Autism and Borderline doesn't make you stupid enough to not just divorce your f****** wife

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:00:20 2018 No.10882944 File: 52 KB, 230x300, 1512935706450.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882933 >f****** What could that mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:01:51 2018 No.10882951 >>10882944 Autocorrect is bullshit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:06:31 2018 No.10882974 >>10882897 based pasta poster

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:30:09 2018 No.10883094 >>10882897 Came here for stories of chicken, got domestic abuse instead. Dude, you have problems and need therapy. Battering your wife into submission only works until you get a fork in your jugular. Or just fucking leave her.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 9 23:32:26 2018 No.10883105 >>10882055 >big tiddie goth GF you into hot swappin? I got a smokin hot dimply blonde chick.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:30:28 2018 No.10883613 File: 15 KB, 251x242, laff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10882951 fucking phoneposters are pathetic

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:31:33 2018 No.10883615 >>10883094 Newfag detected

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 01:35:00 2018 No.10883619 >>10883094 >t.retard funniest post by far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 10 02:59:58 2018 No.10883845 >>10882055 britbong here, KFC is awful in the UK

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