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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Sat Jul 14 01:29:36 2018 No.10904218 [Reply] [Original]

I'm about to get really drunk. What's the best drunk food to eat? Low effort a plus.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:25:28 2018 No.10904405 >>10904218 Pretty much anything that's warm and greasy like my butthole.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 02:27:58 2018 No.10904410 Frozen pizza Kebab Falafel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:01:11 2018 No.10904494 Hard boiled eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:05:10 2018 No.10904507 >>10904494 Those are a shitty version of deviled eggs.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:09:48 2018 No.10904525

I've been shitting on fast food and people who eat fast food for years, but started working the line again a little over a year ago and got so burnt out on cooking when I got home that I tried the fast food places on my drive home and have found that the only good one is Taco Bell, and is actually really good if you're drunk. Not everything, or most things, but my go-to order is 2 frito's burritos and a 5 layer burrito (1380 balanced calories for $4.50). I nuke them for 30-45 seconds when I'm ready to eat them and use a couple packs of fire sauce with each item.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:10:03 2018 No.10904528 Pizza or tacos

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:12:07 2018 No.10904533 >>10904218 Don't eat anything. You'll get much drunker and you won't piss as much soild material from your ass when you get up. Not eating while drinking copious amounts of alcohol is how twinks stay tightly slim.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:12:46 2018 No.10904535 File: 3.51 MB, 600x338, 1524877671305.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904533 >Eating more food makes you more drunk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 03:14:35 2018 No.10904540 >>10904533 >you won't piss as much soild material from your ass when you get up But then it sprays all over your butt-cheeks and it's too fucking early to hop in the fucking shower.

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:00:29 2018 No.10904652
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>>10904525
It's pretty trashy, and they always put the dollop of sour cream at one end instead of spreading it out (seriously, why does Taco Bell always do this shit?), but it reheats great and is hard to put down when drunk. I have a shelf full of good hot sauce, but for some reason only fire sauce really works with Taco Bell burritos.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:06:16 2018 No.10904663 >>10904507 oic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 04:57:08 2018 No.10904766 File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, 1503217235611.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904652 I like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:02:36 2018 No.10904777 >>10904535 How drunk are you?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:12:23 2018 No.10904791 File: 24 KB, 480x480, DESLISH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904218 Take a egg put it in a cup clasp the cup and heat the egg with your hand until cooked now consume.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:17:00 2018 No.10904799 >>10904766 Can someopne explain this to me? Why are they ruining their food with sand?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:18:35 2018 No.10904801 File: 113 KB, 668x620, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904799 Lol cuz they're niggers.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:24:45 2018 No.10904815 >>10904766 >animal planet >africans checks out

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:38:52 2018 No.10904843 >>10904218 I fucking hate buzzfeed so much.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:42:02 2018 No.10904853 >>10904843 It's not too thrilled about you, either.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:54:21 2018 No.10904877 >>10904218 >England = cheesy chips No. Why are they lying? t. Bong

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 05:57:50 2018 No.10904886 File: 117 KB, 880x586, jack-in-the-box-tacos.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Buy 12 of these $6. Eat the leftover ones in the morning - boom, hangover gone. >you're welcome

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 06:00:46 2018 No.10904895 >>10904218 man FUCK buzzfeed. Only they could manage to make ALL of that food look so unappetizing. Especially using that top down meme food video format. FUCK

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 06:03:01 2018 No.10904900 >>10904799 Notice how the TV channel is called Animal Planet?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 06:08:05 2018 No.10904917 File: 27 KB, 512x384, wtfdog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904218 >iran >drunk food

Anoɳymous Sat Jul 14 06:16:21 2018 No.10904937

>>10904218
>>10904877
Yeah, it's nonsense. Germany's mos popular drunk food is definitely döner kebab, probably followed at some point by frozen pizza. Currywurst is a snack you get at the Volkswagen cafeteria, or at a shopping trip in the city during the day. I've never eaten it when I was drunk
>>10904843
>>10904895
Yeah it needs to fucking die

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 13:10:30 2018 No.10906048 >>10904877 Did you not get your cheesy chip license?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 13:36:57 2018 No.10906160 >>10904886 >literally the worst fast food item in existence

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 14:01:02 2018 No.10906232 >>10906160 If you're gonna go for shitty Mexican at least get a beefy 5 layer from Taco Bell.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 14:09:47 2018 No.10906270 >>10904533 >taking advice from twinks

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 14:22:57 2018 No.10906319 >>10904218 >posting buzzfeed cancer kys op

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:00:56 2018 No.10906483 File: 109 KB, 681x383, 20120325185609_frikandel%20015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10904218 If you're not gobbling down big black cocks after a night on the town, you're doing it wrong.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:05:21 2018 No.10906499 >>10906232 you just don't get the point of jack in the box tacos. they're hardly trying to be mexican. they barely resemble tacos even. they are a junk food in their own league

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:07:30 2018 No.10906503 you're not drunk enough if you haven't been drinking for so long your stomach hurts so bad the only thing that'll sooth it is more hard liquor

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:08:37 2018 No.10906506 >>10906499 I get how shitty they are and how no one should ever eat them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:08:50 2018 No.10906508 >>10904218 leffover lunch sides tacos, green spagetti, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, rice, beans, just throw them into the tortilla.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:10:04 2018 No.10906514 >>10906506 go eat your taco bell then, your majesty

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:10:43 2018 No.10906517 >>10906514 I fucking will. The steak quesadilla is actually pretty good, though I miss the smothered burrito.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:11:17 2018 No.10906520 >>10906517 del taco is better

Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:16:18 2018 No.10906543

>>10904218
Fucking champ?

CHAMP?!

No one here in Ireland EVER orders that when drunk. Not because it's not popular but because we have no spuds :(

But in reality, it's chips (French fries for you Amerifags) covered in garlic mayonnaise and cheese in addition to a good fight and then more beer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 15:47:33 2018 No.10906688 >>10904799 that's how they cook it with the heat from the sand.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jul 14 16:07:50 2018 No.10906781 >>10904799 nignogs never came up with cookware so their go-to option is just putting the food on (or in) the ground near a fireplace

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