/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10933656]

>Ay yo today we’re making fried chicken today senpai
>*Rips epicly huge dab*
>LMAO DUDE I haven’t smoked in camera in 3 minutes yet
>*smokes blunt*
>Ok now we’ll make the chicken
>Grasps the meat with his boulder like hand and dunks it it in egg wash making a huge mess
>’See the secret is weed bros’ he says as his fat white friends begin to congregate around the kitchen
>Lip smacking and grumbles are performed over pre-recorded samples as it is ritual for the fat wiggers to ‘rap’ before gorging themselves
>Camera closes in on bronson’s face as he chews with his mouth open and grease drips down his chin.
>Bronson smiles, chicken meat falling from his mouth, and says “Fuck, that’s delicious!”
>Afterwards, they go eat at a nice upscale restaurant dressed like stupid niggers
>They eat more and smoke more while attempting to make something one could call music
Fuck this guy and fuck Vice for giving him an audience.

[Anonymous No.10933673]

>>10933656
You've clearly never watched the show. He's always very careful to keep his beard clean.

[Anonymous No.10933682]

>>10933673
>admits he watches this garbage
MAXJOJ

[Anonymous No.10933690]

>>10933682
He's more entertaining than Bourdain.

[Anonymous No.10933694]

>>10933673
>>10933682
>>10933690
Source?

[Anonymous No.10933700]

>>10933694
Nvrmnd found it

[Anonymous No.10933709]

>>10933690
>He's more entertaining than Bourdain.
...
>Source?

People who are alive are more entertaining by default.

[Anonymous No.10933711]

>>10933656
You got a problem with smoking weed, faggot?

[Anonymous No.10933713]

Smoke weed before you watch it moron

[Anonymous No.10933715]

>>10933656
Watched him on Hot Ones, literally couldn’t go two minutes without sucking on his robot weed penis.

[Anonymous No.10933717]

>>10933656
A challenger apporaches

[Anonymous No.10933719]

>>10933656
Cringe thread
Sage

[Anonymous No.10933721]

>>10933717
why is first we feast shilling this fat fuck?

[Anonymous No.10933724]

>>10933717
>a challenger

Kek, he's completely outclassed by Bronson.

[Anonymous No.10933735]

>>10933719
OK, this is epic.

[Anonymous No.10933742]

>>10933721
Because Vice has two fat retards to peddle so they need at least one to keep up.

[Anonymous No.10933749]

>>10933724
At least Alvin is an actual chef.
Action just smokes dabs and eats pork buns, he knows nothing of the industry

[Anonymous No.10933754]

>>10933717
This dude is infinitely more charming than that fat fuck Bronson, even if he needs to take gutteral breaths between sentences. Bronson has literally zero redeeming qualities.

[Anonymous No.10933764]

>>10933749
Bronson was a chef before he became a rapper or whatever. And putting eggs on shit is hardly something to gloat about.

[Anonymous No.10933777]

>>10933764
>used to be
Yeah and he hasn’t been one in more than a decade.
Alvin does more than eggs and knows a lot more about the craft because he’s been actively engaged in it daily for years.
Action probably doesn’t remember what he ate for breakfast yesterday because he’s perpetually high.

[Anonymous No.10933781]

You guys don't like bronson because he doesn't take it 100% seriously and actually enjoys eating foods and mingling with people vs your preferred Jewish controlled "professional" hipster chefs that do the same exact shit all those tv chefs do.

At least action isnt insulting your intelligence and full of SoiBoy liberal brainwashing.

[Anonymous No.10933788]

>>10933777
Have you ever actually watched him? He acts like a retarded black dude but is actually really sharp. And weed doesn't cause memory loss, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.10933790]

>>10933781
>mentions jews for no raisin
opinion discarded

[Anonymous No.10933794]

>>10933790
I would normally agree, but aside from that part he's right.

[Anonymous No.10933796]

>>10933788
He doesn't "act like a black dude" he acts like a new Yorker. He's from Queens

[Anonymous No.10933804]

>>10933796
So is the "president".

[Anonymous No.10933814]

>>10933804
Your point? Trump and Bronson have very similar attitudes and ways of speaking, shit old white women in N.Y. carry themselves like that. It's just how new Yorkers are, unless your a cuck from out of town

[Anonymous No.10933845]

>>10933656
>”action”
>implies movement
>is fat as fuck
what did he mean by this

[Anonymous No.10934091]

>>10933717

He looks terrible in the latest video. He has to weigh over 400 pounds.

[Anonymous No.10934242]

Leave him alone, he's not white he's Albanian

[Anonymous No.10934262]

>>10934242
He's half Jewish, so he's pretty much white.

[Anonymous No.10934485]

>>10934262
>>10934242
>Bronson was born in Flushing, Queens, New York, to an Albanian Muslim father and an American Jewish mother. Growing up he was raised in his father’s Muslim tradition

[Anonymous No.10934498]

>>10933717
at least he is entertaining. Action is a textbook "cool" boomer

[Anonymous No.10934637]

>>10934485
>muzzie kike

[Anonymous No.10934727]

OP isn't wrong. I've never watched him cook before. Just did. Pretty much completely accurate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNXSGzTBhXI

[Anonymous No.10934749]

He is a cool dude

[Anonymous No.10934850]

>>10934727
lmao
>smoking weed 25 sec into the video

[Anonymous No.10934852]

>>10934850
>>10934727
that sandwich does look tasty though

[Anonymous No.10934871]

>>10934727
what a fat fag white nigger fuck

[Anonymous No.10934880]

>>10933690
take that back you motherfucking millennial boomer fuck
>>10933717
knew this guy from culinary school, was a fat spic asshole, He got a free ride through culinary school because he was a spic.

[Anonymous No.10934999]

>fat people know how to make good food
And alcoholics know the best alcohols

[Anonymous No.10935013]

I was at Electric Forest this year, and my whole camp (people came and went, usually hovered around 25 people or so) agreed we would rather have him just cook on stage than preform music.

He did neither, as he cancelled.

[Anonymous No.10935030]

>>10934727
He fat

[Anonymous No.10935090]

>>10933764
Where was he a chef? Was he a line cook at Chili's who decided to rap or has he actually worked at notable places his food always looks like greasy stoner shit so I'm not sure he has actual fine dining experience

[Anonymous No.10935101]

>>10933781
Bronson is a Jew
Vice is factually Jewish controlled
/ourgirl/ isn't a hipster and doesn't give a fuck about celeb chefs

[Anonymous No.10935106]

>>10933717
This fat faggot would be a bit more bearable if he shaved his shitty beard

[Anonymous No.10935107]

>>10933709
>he's never seen Weekend At Bernie's

[Anonymous No.10935119]

>>10934727

[Anonymous No.10935221]

>>10933656
>not chiefing dank

must suck being you, nerd