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>> No.10954188

I wish I can contribute

>> No.10954196
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Webm For Retards.

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>> No.10954265

That was pointless for sure

>> No.10954280

I saw the video thumbnail and your comment and laughed thinking it was a pun about some wacky knife that didn't have a point.
Then I watched the webm and realized it was just dryly accurate comment and felt sad.

>> No.10954303

Everything is pointless. Why are you on 4chan?

>> No.10954308

Dank memes

>> No.10954322
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>> No.10954339

Is this hibachi kino?

>> No.10954367

Vomit dog

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>> No.10954404

Sound makes this webm. Why even post it here?

>> No.10954674

karl would have a field day with this

>> No.10954723
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>> No.10954770

what did he do?
its unclear

>> No.10954775

blasted an airhorn or something

>> No.10954777


deserved it desu

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>> No.10955098

people will buy anything

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>> No.10955254

I like all the parts, but the ending is fucking meme tier stupidity

>> No.10955258

you lost me at white bread

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>> No.10955289

this is just fucking stupid

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>> No.10955355

He put the foil from the nutella on there, thats how you get the beetus

>> No.10955378

Delete this

>> No.10955421

>Tries throwing the soda back like "f-f-f-fuck you too bitch :("
lel. Can try to dish it out, but can't take it.

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>> No.10955621

Oh boy candy filled with bad breath and spit.

>> No.10955636

Shit will fall apart in two bites.

>> No.10955848
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Will Jack ever use his right arm to eat raw burgers ever again, lads?

>> No.10955904

> that useless final cross section
that's really pathetic, I already can see how it is inside. when this cross section meme will end?

>> No.10955911

how do i activate my charcoal?

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>> No.10955977
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>getting fired because some dumbass blasted his horn in the drive-thru

>> No.10955981

it's fucking raw

>> No.10956008

A carn horn being blastd at that distance from your ear can cause permanent ear damage. he's lucky a drink is all that was thrown at him. if some dipshit caused me ear damage because "it's just a prank bro" i'd do much, much more than what that woman did.

>> No.10956014

yeah but who cares

>> No.10956016

Is he spreading doodoo on that bread?

>> No.10956017

That's how my shit looks like after a night of heavy drinking

>> No.10956018

what are the little sprinkle things in the bag?

>> No.10956027

Protip: munch on the leftover dorito crumbs while waiting for chicken to bake

>> No.10956030

when Master Chef stops being popular. that's the "money shot" in the show, they cut open food to see how it looks, but for a reason to see steak doneness

>> No.10956033

shoestring potatoes

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>> No.10956060

yo man what the FUCK

>> No.10956070
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>> No.10956090

What's that black thing in the top middle? Also what's the stuff in the bottom right?

>> No.10956096


there is no god

>> No.10956098

Also called bloodsausage. And it's great. Though I haven't had the brit variety yet

>> No.10956103

black pudding. hash brown triangles.

>> No.10956107

that's pigs blood. it's called "blood pudding". bottom right is an oddly shaped hashbrown, I see them at Arby's

>> No.10956175

dumbass just use big nife

>> No.10956243

It's sev, basically just short crunchy noodles made out of chickpeas. I knew it was going to be indian from the beginning. This is the same shitty "club sandwich" you get at all the bars and catered events.

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>> No.10956273

what is

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>> No.10956280

Looks like crepes I think.

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>> No.10956325

i need those fucking scissors

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>Be me working for Red Robin
>Waiter because I'm too much of a fuck-up to actually cook
>Some guy online orders $80 worth of donuts and sweet fries
>Like sixteen fucking stacks of shit
>He arrives
>I carry out the order (five bags of this) to his car
>As I hand him the food he slaps it out of my hand and everything blasts out of their shitty plastic containers onto the parking lot
>Dude is laughing his ass off and laughing at me because I'm stunned
>Honks the horn a bit and tells me he isn't paying for this since I dropped it
>You can't order online without pre-paying so I'm visibly confused
>Ask why he's even here to begin with then
>He calms down and apologizes, then asks for the rest of the food (I still had three bags)
>Slams it and it erupts again on the parking lot
>He laughs his ass off and calls me a fucking retard, driving off
>Walk back and inform the manager what happened
>She checks the payment and it went through
>Calls the police on the guy
>Ends up getting fined for assault, harassment, and littering
>mfw I'm still fucking confused by this over a year later
Even as I type this and remember what happened I'm still confused as fuck to what he was attempting. What was even the point?

>> No.10956522

haha, you're a retard! I would've slapped that shit out of your hands too!

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>mfw too much of a brainlet to get these pranks
I'll never enjoy high society like this. I'm sure there was a deeply-complex critique over the working conditions of the average person hidden within those actions but all I see is some guy screwing himself over.

>> No.10956563

well, you didn't drop it, he slapped it.
I spilled a pizza in my car while being extra careful, took it right back into the place, and they gave me a new one and let me wash my hands. You better believe I game them 3 star service on yelp.

>> No.10956576

I get the feeling this is completely meaningless without sound.

>> No.10956580

Do americans really do this?

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>ywn be spanked with a paddle by a qt burger midget

>> No.10956680

>mmm, nothin beats grillin on a sunday
>wait til you try my famous grilled eggs, you'll love em
what a fuckin boomer

>> No.10956851

That mint leaf is the most pointless shit on there.

>> No.10956904

Based facebook poster

>> No.10956930

women are unable to control their emotions and think of the consequences to their actions.

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>> No.10957056

>white murrican orders buffalo wings
>is surprised and angry that they are spicy and claims that the lady gave him the wrong order and says that buffalo wings shouldn't be spicy
>they go back and forth about this for a while

>> No.10957071

really? they couldn't automate the last step?

>> No.10957076

Couldn't watch video for more than 10 seconds. I've seen gay pride parades with faggots shipping each other in assless chaps and this was unironically gayer to me
The fact that you thought this was cool to post makes you the gayest person I know, congrats

>> No.10957101

Never convince your boss that he doesn't need you, anon

>> No.10957108

Do people actually do that? putting the foil on their food?

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>make chicken tandoori with onions, red peppers, coriander, served with rice
>drink too many beers
>smoke too much amnesia haze
>hungry af
Should I cook rice again or will this shit taste well on a sandwich too?

>> No.10957144

Click hole.

>> No.10957147

getting soda all over the interior of your car and yourself is comparable to a 1 second honk? i dont think so. if that bitch threw soda on me Id walk in there and get her trashy ass fired.

>> No.10957153
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Hold up folks, we have a genuine tough guy here. He'd talk to her manager!

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I'll one up you. Too bad I don't have a webm of this.

>> No.10957160

Cheese wheel folded over thousand times for best cheese.

>> No.10957161
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You don't?

>> No.10957164

That guy that orders these is some crazy male feminist sjw freak. He goes on a rant about how he ordered buffalo tendies not spicy ones.

>> No.10957171

what else am i supposed to do? pull the cunt through the drive thru window and beat her ass?

>> No.10957190

When did they allow grills in prison?

>> No.10957229

My dooos.

>> No.10957245

It'll get that knife taste if you use a big knife.

>> No.10957273

>By Aol

>> No.10957291

what I like about this is he is deserved of about a 4$ an hour raise at the most

dont work hard for bad wages

>> No.10957294

did this guy recover from his stroke or what
is he still making garbage food

>> No.10957299

how the hell does the egg and sausage and potatoes all cook at the same time and come out perfect

>> No.10957307

4 dollar an hour raise as someone who makes pizzas would be insane. like a 50% raise

>> No.10957447

im sure she values her job at mcdonalds

>> No.10957490

If you go to Las Vegas you will be

>> No.10957493

Nope, still paralyzed. I'm curious to see how/if he actually recovers.

>> No.10957495

I would have just left it at the payment going through desu. Hope he had fun wasting $80.

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>> No.10957528

Was he filming some stupid prank shit for youtube or something? Why would anyone do this otherwise? I'm assuming he was alone so he literally just did this alone for no reason?

>> No.10957568

I work very hard for terrible wages. Your post made me think.

>> No.10957628

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

>> No.10957777

>what else am i supposed to do?

How about not being a feckless cunt in the first place?

>> No.10957841

Seems tasty, actually. Too bad it'd leave your mouth blackened for an entire day.

>> No.10957902

>>Ends up getting fined for assault, harassment, and littering
jesus fuck, I read 'fired' at first and was fucking confused

>> No.10957947

>boiled hotdogs

>> No.10957958

Yeah, that sounds like Werewolf Jones. He's kind of famous for his hijinks.

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>> No.10957977


you're just gonna post this and not the part 2 where we see what it looks like finished? fuck you.

>> No.10958021
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if by hijinks you mean overt homoeroticism then sure

>> No.10958085

>activated charcoal.

>> No.10958092

How are these always so awful?

>> No.10958096

That's actually good. A standard recipe. I wouldn't use so much pepper myself.

>> No.10958097

Oh wow haha!

>> No.10958099

Neato. Thanks lads.

>> No.10958119

That's what I mean, they're always awful, even when making something normal. They overcook the steak, use too much pepper, burn the sauce...

Do the people that make these videos know what food is for?

>> No.10958125

it's called steak au poivroir and it's good

>> No.10958133

>steak au poivroir
I know how to cook steak au poivre; that is a bad attempt to cook steak au poivre.

There is nothing wrong with steak and there is nothing wrong with a pan sauce. There is something wrong with an overcooked steak and a burned pan sauce.

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>> No.10958152

The vegan fish and chips was even gayer, I reckon.

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>> No.10958233

It was a train horn pointing at the window. Put your face up to a train horn some time and then say it's just a honk.

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>work hard at your shitty job
>get done early
>less hourly wage
>paid less
>for working hard

>> No.10958404

It's a nation-wide contest they have for the workers. I worked there when I was like 17 so I don't really remember too much of it, but it had something to do with how fast you could make a few pepperoni pizzas. I think there was a cash prize or something.

>> No.10958435

They ruin these with the well don't at the end.

>> No.10958443

Take it easy, roastie toasty
It's just a prank lol

>> No.10958453

This is done on purpose for the texture.

>> No.10958902

Holy shit do I hate these videos to begin with, and then to really turn up the despicable-ness, they waste a shit load of food.
Our cultulre is fading fast when the "LOOK AT ME" becomes more important than the product or success.

>> No.10958913

In short, no.
Not a doctor or anything, but I'm under the impression that loss of function is because his brain was damaged in the region that controls that limb.

>> No.10958932

Hey you dumb bitch, they make things called round pans.

>> No.10958939

Aaaah fuck. I too remember when movies were good.
Why does everything suck for the last 10 years?

>> No.10958945

Do you not see the problem with using a round pan for that?

>> No.10958973

Charcoal that had the black shit ran out of it under water I think.

>> No.10959099

>Our cultulre is fading fast
has been said for hundreds of years

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Just recycle your Ja/ck/ ones.

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it's an iron maiden for hot dogs

>> No.10959272

Nah, I'm running iOS and .webm isn't supported.

>> No.10959282

>be absolute best at making pizzas
>never ever get promoted to management because the store depends on you specifically

>> No.10959384

Oh shit, they made another one? These are much better with the awful French accent.

>> No.10959388

What's wrong with that? He garnished it with scallions. That makes it fancy.

>> No.10959397

This is why 9/11 happened.

>> No.10959526

I didn't see the update on Jack. What fully happened? All I saw last was that he had a stroke and went to the hospital.

>> No.10959528

Eh. How long ago did the trend of nouvelle cuisine (sp?) end? Of course it had to come back, there was never a doubt.

>> No.10959604

>What's your job?
>It's similar to watching paint dry

>> No.10959611

this wins the cringe of the year award

>> No.10959618

He injected a bottle of Jack's Best and cut off the flow of blood to his brain. The show is basically the same except he doesn't use his right side.

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Right on with you Boomer.

>> No.10959708
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Well that was retarded and a let down

Suck a dick OP

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>> No.10959747

how much sodium do you think is in that meal

>> No.10959762

Being American fucking rules.

>> No.10959779

cringe, what's the fucking point on doing 100 layers when you cant even do one right?

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>> No.10959791

How this guy is still alive.

>> No.10959793

It seems he may well not be for much longer

>> No.10959803

Enough to kill a cow

>> No.10959810

1.) take some beans
2.) ruin them

>> No.10959811

How so? I still remember that chicken barely touched the pan that still was raw and there was blood in it and eating it.

>> No.10959872

He had a massive stroke recently, lost the use of one of his arms.

>> No.10960014

>mirrion tousand forded lasagna!

But seriously:
>Simmering sauce for 2hrs
>Make b├ęchamel and sauce separately
>Mix them together when layering
>Almost no cheese compared to total volume of this monstrosity

At this point it's just wasting resources. Did western society did this?

>> No.10960034

Damn. Guess he gets what you gets to cook like utter shit.

>> No.10960086

all the edges are crunchy and burnt because of bad coverage, there is absolutely no cheese, I bet it's dry and flavorless, I hate these fucking cooking tutorials.

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holy fuck why

>> No.10960103

Fucking atrocious.

>> No.10960123

Because this is a cooking board? Are you literally mentally challenged?

>> No.10960127
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>> No.10960129

Why not post with sound instead?

>> No.10960133
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because there's no audio allowed on /ck/?

Where do you think you are?

>> No.10960142

>All that just to make imitation cheese

>> No.10960150
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could be worse

>> No.10960155

Won't know why until I know how it tastes. Might taste awesome, making it worth the effort. Who knows.

>> No.10960159

Holy shit, over an hour to make some shitty fake eggs. Why would you think this is a good idea

>> No.10960167

Might taste awesome, won't taste like cheese

>> No.10960169

9 sodiums

>> No.10960184
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It's a novelty to impress Greg's bitchy new boyfriend at your bi-weekly brunch. Not a meal you make on the regular.

>> No.10960188

What's the difference between reserved cooking water and regular water?

>> No.10960190
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The reserved water is full of starch and stuff from the boiling veg/nuts

>> No.10960198

Sorry, for a second I thought we were on blacked.com where audio is indeed allowed (even recommended in my humble opinion)

>> No.10960199

you get a little extra flavor/stuff from whatever you boiled it in

>> No.10960203

Vegan food: Blended nutritional yeast and nuts with varied herbs and spices.

>> No.10960208

i'm not sure what you expect when you take animal products out of your diet
what do you think they eat, dirt? plastic? rocks?

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>> No.10960227

>spreads like butter
>melts like butter
>tastes like butter
so why don't use just a normal butter?

>> No.10960239
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Normal butter involves the enslavement of cows

>> No.10960244

Isnt it supposed to go sauce>noodle>cheese/bechamel/ricotta>noodle - repeat

>> No.10960252
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>TFW you have to add "nooch" to everything you eat so you get enough nutrients to prevent your body from shutting down

>> No.10960263

That's likely true.

>> No.10960285

unironically this

>> No.10960298

this is fucked

>> No.10960303

It is

>> No.10960328

God I fucking hate vegans. Fucking hypocritical virtue signaling fucks

>> No.10960364

So Ive had vegan chicken nuggets and shit like that from the store before. They at least make an effort to make them taste like chicken by adding some flavoring to it. How the fuck does this taste anything similar to a crabcake? Vegans are trash

>> No.10960368

Why are vegans so against gluten?

>> No.10960371

Half the time when they mean it taste like something it just has the texture of

>> No.10960435

and why is he recording this? he thinks anyone will be on his side for being a ass to a old lady working for minimum wage?

>> No.10960445

The cake rises up near the edges and don't sit perfectly flat like it would if you cut a circle out of larger cake.

>> No.10960461
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>vegan chicken nuggets

I now know these exist. I hate you for that.

>> No.10960478

My best friends GF was a vegetarian in college so Ive sampled some of these peoples foods. It honestly tasted like a low quality chicken nugger to me. Funny thing is, this girl and her roommate were both vegetarians but when wed party and get wasted, on the way back to the apartment theyd both get shit like chic fil a.

>> No.10960481

Eww, i bet you like Carrot Top too

>> No.10960505

They're basically social vegetarians. They want to appear vegetarians to their friends and on Instagram but when no one is looking they'll eat whatever they want. Also why not just call them tofu nuggets instead of vegan chicken nuggets, Jesus Christ

>> No.10960585

Nothing you do whilst dtunk counts

>> No.10960599

>can't get pregnant, 'cause I'm drunk

>> No.10960602

That's why the morning after pill exists

>> No.10960605

There's no way that yellow sludge tastes like cheese? Does it taste like cheese?

>> No.10960608

make it and let us know

>> No.10960613

Yeah he is a delusional nutbag, everyone just came out against him for acting like a complete tool

>> No.10960628
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Which ones have you seen?

>> No.10960629
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I've got a better recipe.

>> No.10960633
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>be at Starbucks drive thru
>decide to prank the attendant
>blast hardcore Sean Cody/Helix Studio porn in the car and pull up to the window
>loud asf moaning and dirty talks
>turned out the attendant is this adorable little twink boy
>"here's your strawberry fr-"
>his eyes widen as he processes the noises that's going on in the background
>"f-frap, s-sir"
>I ask "did you remember to put in 5 scoops of protein like I asked?"
>he visibly blushes, "y-yes"
>"thanks for the drink babe"
>drive off

>> No.10960659


What is this? 2012?

>> No.10960691

>Ok, this is epic.

>> No.10960694
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Do I need an older meme?

>> No.10960753

they have donuts at red robin?

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>> No.10960774

>slam with ax twice
>even more crystalline cleavage

>> No.10960778
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Just eat cheese you FUCKS.

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>> No.10960804

of course jack has a slapchop

>> No.10960878

>not a doctor either just long nights working emergency, and fine I'll google it too lazy ass
The doctors stressed getting clot busters in the patients early; to them, after 4 hours, the function is lost for good.

That said, most of the patients I saw for stroke were 70+ and Jack is a little younger, so his brain would be a little more hardy (I mean, physically at least). There are of course stories of people regaining function after a big stroke because of this. Might have a shot to get some movement back from physical therapy?

>> No.10961097

tf is a plant milk?

>> No.10961211
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>> No.10961272

They'd only made like three last time I checked. There was the American single cheese board and the Pop-Tart, and I don't remember the other one.

>> No.10961291

My ex gf was vegetarian, so I've tried quite a few meat substitutes. Gardein fake beef tips and Quorn fake grilled chicken were actually pretty good. Once we broke up, I never bought it again because that shit's expensive, but I didn't mind having to cook with it. Any and all fake bacon can go fuck itself. though.

>> No.10961307

This looks good

>> No.10961354

I have eye cancer now.

>> No.10961370

I wonder how many times he was almost run over as a kid.

>> No.10961371

Can I just go and get spanked? do I have to eat any of that shit?

>> No.10961381

is this an American thing?

>> No.10961398

the stupid fuck is still eating stroke fuel, he just needs to go full vegan if he wants to recover

>> No.10961410

>all that work for soggy tomato sauce soaked bread
just use fresh toast lmao

>> No.10961432

Mom made these when i was a kid. Worst thing ive ever eaten and the most traumatizing lunch of my young life

>> No.10961471

Why would becoming an ideological sociopath help heal a stroke?

>> No.10961498

because basically all the animal products he eats increase the risk of a stroke

>> No.10961617

That nips a hack

>> No.10961652

He'll regain function soon I'm sure. If you watch his latest video he says he's starting to eat healthy now, more pork rinds, beef jerky, and nuts. And he's praying pretty hard too.

>> No.10961672

Again, I don't know, but....
I would reason physical therapy rehabs the limb. Whats damaged is the brain. So, I don't think so.
But again, I'm just talking out of my ass.
>eat healthier, stop smoking, etc.

>> No.10961682

Holy shit is that jeb bush?

>> No.10961688

>pork rinds
>beef jerky
How could an adult human be this stupid?

>> No.10961690

And then you cut the top to be even, far less waste.
Fuck both of you for trying to "correct" me and then spouting dumb shit.

>> No.10961694

Damn he might just die by the end of the year at this rate

>> No.10961702

Would prayer work for a guy that wants to napalm palestine?

>> No.10961765

You tell 'em gurl!

>> No.10961778

jesus tapdancing christ

>> No.10961862

that's pretty cool but it looks like shit.

>> No.10961878

Cause sugar comes mostly from animal sources, right?

I can see how being a vegan makes you slightly less likely to be murdered by failed vegan youtubers, well unless you're a dog.

>> No.10962006

That one dish has more soy than what the average (non american) human eats in a lifetime

>> No.10962039

is he trying to impress the white girl?

>> No.10962045

True -- he has damage to his motor cortex and that's what's causing it here. From what I've read you can get other areas of the cortex or overall brain to pick up the slack - the physical therapy would be an attempt to coax it into doing so, with no guarantees

>> No.10962048

>wasting tons of cheese
>misplaced pepperoni
>probably didn't get laid with the chick
All for 7.25 per hour

>> No.10962075

I am actually diabetic, and just watching this put me into a diabetic coma for nearly seven hours.

>> No.10962081
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...aaaand I'm out. I wanted to make it to the end of the thread but I fear for my eternal soul if I watch any more abominations like this.

>> No.10962085

This is just fucking sad.

>> No.10962091


Oh fuck, is this UHF?

>> No.10962116

wife material

>> No.10962130

Penguin of Doom.

>> No.10962135

Why? Cheese tastes completely different. That's like telling someone who made mayonnaise to just eat trail mix.

>> No.10962186

Finally, some people cooking at normal speed. All these brain-dead vegans in slow motion were bugging me.

>> No.10962236

does he really need to wear an apron for that?

>> No.10962239

I know that feel
>squeezing literal pieces of coal out yer ass

>> No.10962254

Lost it at the unexpected Satanic condiments

>> No.10962270

you can't be sanctimonious about normal butter

>> No.10962271


>> No.10962308

I;m Thinking About Thos Beans

>> No.10962312
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>grilled cashew+carrot smoothie sandwich

>> No.10962321

Isn't this basically just homemade margarine with a few gay vegan ingredients? I find it weird how they can't just call things what they are, instead of speaking in meat analogies

>> No.10962327

No. This retains the whole ingredients. Margarine is extracted and emulsified vegetable fat.

>> No.10962454

Honestly, I would rather eat this than that tryhard mirrion times forded lasagna

>> No.10962464

who cut the cheese?

>> No.10962465

>Old Bay Seasoning

>> No.10962587

your organs start to shut down on a vegan diet and you lose your sense of taste

>> No.10962670
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did this nibba really make the fucking sundae that spongebob made in that one old ass episode?

>> No.10962676

thats not grilled cheese you fucks

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>> No.10962719

well you pretty much got it. he cant use his right arm now, and while with physical therapy he could regain some function he is most likely perma disabled

>> No.10962734

we call those flexitarians

>> No.10962742

changing your diet will not reverse the damage done, only help prevent future strokes

>> No.10962744

he's a holy christian warrior of course it will work

>> No.10962802

I hope not.

>> No.10962811

Best part of cooking in a simple pan is mixing flavors together in the process. You have to be special kind of retard to use that pan.

>> No.10962833

I can smell the shitty food from up here.

>> No.10962839

S.oy welp there we go now we know who they are.

>> No.10962841

Gluten is racist and homophobic and ableist, somehow.

>> No.10962845

In all fairness those three examples didn't look so bad. I don't imagine they TASTE the same, but...

>> No.10962846

Vegan chicken nuggets without chicken just fucking name it something else cause it doesn't contain any chicken.

>> No.10962848
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>chicken nugger
That meme feels ancient at this point.

>> No.10962867

wanna hug? :>

>> No.10962874

Not a meme.

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>> No.10962963

the point of a wrapper like a bun, a tortilla, a corn shell, is that you don't get your fingers fucking greasy and dirty. why the fuck make it greasy friend chicken you hold?

>> No.10962973

thankfully he will, gotta keep them fresh new webms coming from somewhere

>> No.10963024

why the fuck did they waste so much yeast in this video

>> No.10963025

>adds umami flavor
>contains no MSG
Am I an idiot? I thought MSG was the responsible for umami, what does this mean?

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>> No.10963037

I thought you were joking

>> No.10963055

msg is a source of umami in the form of glutamate. other ingredients contain glutamate, msg is just a refined salt form of it.

>> No.10963056

They're just splitting hairs, glutamic acid is the thing that produces umami, and nutritional yeast is full of it. MSG is glutamic acid + sodium to make an easy to use powder that turns back into glutamic acid when you eat it.

>> No.10963061

>water squeezed out of potatoes is the shade of sewage
>still don't rinse them
What the fuck?

>> No.10963077

oh he's written it down

>> No.10963086

>eating frozen coal paste
i bet it tastes like an ashtray

>> No.10963100

>brand new cutting board
well that's a good investment

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>> No.10963118

it was just a prank bro

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>> No.10963141

Goddamn it I fucking hate Americans

>> No.10963168

That looks fucking rancid.

>> No.10963179

lol so random XDDDD

>> No.10963199

They have never tried tequila or spirits before. Whiskey is one of the good drinks out there.

>> No.10963226

>Suddenly reminded of various webms that take place in Mexico and China
>almost gag

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>> No.10963251

civilized people

>> No.10963261

fucking disgusting

this kind of shit is why no one respects America

>> No.10963265


>> No.10963276

if the fda has its way any time soon the answer is not a thing

>> No.10963282

God I want to rip his/her asshole apart.

>> No.10963283

>gets paid $20 for 12h work day

>> No.10963369

This is like someone who loves Family Guy decided to parody HowToBasic. The "joke" goes on far too long.

>> No.10963392

This might actually not be terrible.

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>> No.10963621

Did Filthy Frank make this?

>> No.10963666

>brown hands

>> No.10963968

this is so sad, can we

>> No.10963990

mmmm steamed hams!!.

>> No.10963996

>no soy

>> No.10964007


>> No.10964022

It doesnt work that way

>> No.10964054

Jack daniels is some of the worst whiskey around though.

>> No.10964060

No one actually cooks this shit right? No one would spend that much prep work for mediocre food right?

>> No.10964092

Kill this faggot

>> No.10964140

fucks sake just deglaze with wine or stock then add a bit of cream.
What a coagulated mess.

>> No.10964149

thats the shit

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>> No.10964361

Easy negroid. Its only smells.

>> No.10964895

>no meat

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