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Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:38:23 2018 No.10955698 [Reply] [Original]

My gf had a long day at work, what should I make for her?
>Pic related, it's her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:40:14 2018 No.10955704 >>10955698 You don't already know?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:41:35 2018 No.10955710 Shave your asshole and have it primed and winking when she gets home

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:43:30 2018 No.10955723 >>10955698 Pretty good dickbulge. Anyway make chicken nuggets.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:43:42 2018 No.10955725 >>10955698 eat her hot tuna salad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:45:27 2018 No.10955736 >>10955698 boner achieved

Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:45:48 2018 No.10955737
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>>10955698
She appears to have a very feminine penis. I'd recommend Belgian waffle style eggos with extra butter and hfcs syrup, with strawberries and cool whip on the side. Maybe a couple slices of morning star bacon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:48:01 2018 No.10955752 >>10955698 Grab her by the pussy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:49:13 2018 No.10955761 >>10955752 She/he/it doesn't have one

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:51:11 2018 No.10955772 >>10955698 someone redpill me on this buldge, this is by all appearances a female human. Is she having a sock or something in there for laughs? Please tell me this is not a man, if my family learns I am homosexual I will get ended

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:52:51 2018 No.10955777 >>10955772 Probably has a bush, those titties are real.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:57:15 2018 No.10955804 >>10955772 Most likely just a fat pussy. Bush, puffy vulva, mom mons, etc could also all be in the deck as well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:57:58 2018 No.10955808 >>10955777 A guy named Trevor at my work has hips like that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:59:04 2018 No.10955815 >>10955808 Does he also have comically large saggy tits?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 19:59:37 2018 No.10955819 >>10955808 You look at other men? Hahahahaha what a flammer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:13:41 2018 No.10955893 >>10955698 Girls these days are all about their summer diet. Put your foot down with a 20pc popeyes meal 2 large sides of Red Beans and rice and a gallon of sweet tea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:17:12 2018 No.10955915 File: 8 KB, 225x225, 6445645.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:18:37 2018 No.10955921 Make her a bag lunch so when she's done she can put the bag over her head to cover her face.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:24:35 2018 No.10955950 >>10955698 A new boyfriend

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:35:54 2018 No.10955988 >>10955698 Call Tyrone over

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 20:45:27 2018 No.10956032 >>10955736 beta faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 23 21:49:26 2018 No.10956396 >>10955737 You have a lot of squinty-eyed Rugrats character image macros, don't you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:13:47 2018 No.10957000 Make her beans with garlic sauce. That way, you can maximize her sweaty and raunchy BRAAAAAAAAAAPS

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:17:16 2018 No.10957016 >>10955698 A tinder so she can find a real man, not some deluded cuck stuck in the friendzone.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:19:38 2018 No.10957022 >>10955698 butter chicken it's "exotic" enough to excite her, mild so it won't turn her off and easy to make so you won't fuck it up

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:25:44 2018 No.10957047 She should come home and make you food. You're the king, you don't serve her

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:35:52 2018 No.10957075 >>10955698 3-bean salad and steak with wine and/or beer

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 00:40:51 2018 No.10957099 fat pussy best pussy it just swallows you in

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 01:42:25 2018 No.10957319 Idk but I'd probably drink that mommie's breastmilk for every meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 09:27:01 2018 No.10958411 >>10955698 Nice tuck job

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 09:40:33 2018 No.10958448 File: 283 KB, 1259x1533, 1269653181332.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955698 >totally not a shoop

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 16:35:10 2018 No.10960216 >>10955752 bump

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 16:37:21 2018 No.10960229 >>10958448 I'm going to be sick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 16:47:22 2018 No.10960289 >>10960229 Casual

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 19:01:26 2018 No.10960810 >>10958411 t.virgin

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 19:05:48 2018 No.10960823 >>10958448 classic

>>	TwitchyFing3rs Tue Jul 24 20:05:26 2018 No.10961005 >>10955698 hot dogs tell her to warm them with her mouth

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 20:07:03 2018 No.10961016 >>10956396 they look like they high nigga

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 21:11:23 2018 No.10961218 >>10955698 >>10955698 make her a baby, what are you waiting for

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 21:23:35 2018 No.10961265 >>10961218 I don't think there is any ovaries up those fallopian tubes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 22:52:09 2018 No.10961636 File: 74 KB, 807x802, 1494118827552.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10955772

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 23:18:58 2018 No.10961732 File: 41 KB, 322x380, 1532045886891.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a better blacker man

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 24 23:21:39 2018 No.10961747 >>10961265 >I don't think there is any fallopian tubes. fixed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 04:38:33 2018 No.10962737 >>10961005 Epic response from TwitchyFing3rs as usual. Can't wait for the next CSGO montage video!

TwitchyFing3rs Wed Jul 25 09:29:59 2018 No.10963336

>>10962737
Wow ok you stupid fucking faggot just because you're a jealous fucking loser doesn't mean that there isn't people who don't fucking appreciate me and want to know its me when I fucking post something fucking funny OK kid?
Like really dude?
Wow dude. Just wow.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 13:22:37 2018 No.10963937 >>10955698 Cock meat sandwich.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 15:51:13 2018 No.10964480 >>10963336 Great post my dude, I'll be watching your posts for more awesome responses.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 18:38:37 2018 No.10965032 >>10958448 I didnt know sexist recipes exist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 18:39:43 2018 No.10965036 >>10955698 Make sum fuk

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 18:41:36 2018 No.10965045 tats on a woman is an automatic DQ don't have them if you want to be with me, ladies

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 18:59:50 2018 No.10965109 Cock meat sandwich

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 25 19:06:02 2018 No.10965132 >>10958448 this place never ceases to amaze me honestly wtf is this it's always something with this website

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