/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.10972482]

>restaurant's staff starts to recognize you
I'm running out of dinning options in my small hometown

[Anonymous No.10972775]

>>10972482
>call bbq place to place my order so I don't have to wait for it when I get there
>go to pick it up and it's already packed because all the employees recognize my voice and know which sides I want

Kinda nice t b h

[Anonymous No.10972781]

>local comfy place has replaced all the staff with immigrants

[Anonymous No.10972802]

>>10972482
Cook more, you gay.

[Anonymous No.10973792]

>to wanting to say
"give me the usual"
Unless you are of course a disgusting fatbag who orders mountains of crap.

[Anonymous No.10973808]

>>10972781
where do you live?
the mexicans in my local mc donalds are pretty chill to be honest

[Anonymous No.10973830]

"Hey It´s Three for Free!"

[Anonymous No.10973929]

>>10972482
>restaurant's staff starts to recognize you
I've never understood why this is a problem. The places where I am a 'regular' always give me better service then the places I go infrequently, kinda a nice reward for being a good customer.

[Anonymous No.10973961]

>>10973792
>Unless you are of course a disgusting fatbag

Do you believe even for a second that you didn’t just describe OP?

[Anonymous No.10974155]

>>10973929
Precisely this. Toss them a dollar or two tip for pickup orders and you practically become royalty.

[Anonymous No.10974169]

>>10972482
Stop being a dumb frogposter.

That said, all you have to do is not initiate any small-talk and getting to know you type stuff with the waitstaff. They will recognize you, but you'll just be that guy who keeps to himself and is an easy customer.

[Anonymous No.10974180]

>>10973929
>I've never understood why this is a problem
that's because you aren't a 'sperg with crippling social anxiety, like OP apparently is.

[Anonymous No.10974188]

>>10972482
Time to move to a new town

[Anonymous No.10974194]

>>10972482
>be me
>share big house with brother
>usually about 1 day a week we get up really early and go to local diner
>owner comes out to greet us, brings us our usual (nice breakfast sando's and coffee)
comfy feel :)

[Anonymous No.10974200]

>HEY GUYS IT'S THAT LOSER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.10974416]

>find little bar near campus
>$2 beers
>$8 for a burger and fries
>start going for lunch on a fairly regular basis
>get same waitress every time
>order same thing every time (it's a good, classic, no-frills burger - lettuce, tomato, red onion, choice of cheese and condiments)
>she starts to remember (she says it was because of my odd drink order - Yuengling and a sweet tea every time)
>can't go back now

I tried several others in the area and they're all run by pretentious hipsters so it's $6 for a beer and $15 for a burger that's slathered in whatever the latest meme sauce is.

[Anonymous No.10974426]

>>10974416
easy solution is to make a suit out of the waitress's skin

[Anonymous No.10974484]

>walk into local establishment
>that'll be 650
>hand em 649 and tell em keep the change

[Anonymous No.10974504]

>>10974416
That sounds chill though. Just don’t engage in conversation or be polite and just say “haha yep idk what it is but yuengling and sweet tea just hits the spot”
I personally love getting to know waitstaff and being able to crack jokes with them

[Anonymous No.10974508]

>>10974484
Kek

[Anonymous No.10974520]

>>10974416
You could just not be an autist and appreciate that the waitress gives enough of a shit to remember your order. I get one of 2 drinks every time I go to the bar and as soon as I get there the bartender asks which I want. I like it.

[Anonymous No.10974526]

>>10974484
Nice

[Anonymous No.10974555]

>>10972482
>Used to work in a small town grocery store deli
>After a while start recognizing several regular customers
>Some shitty ones but mostly nice ones
>Always gave the nice regulars extra good service, talk to them about their day
>Hook them up with extra chicken or slide the weight a bit if I cut too much meat or cheese
>One customer calls in often to order fried chicken gizzards
>They are only ever cooked to order because they are a rare order
>Always be the one to give the guy his gizzards
>Later find out he is the dad of an old friend I used to play baseball with
>Slides me a $20 on my birthday after only knowing him for a month
Felt good to be known and appreciated

[Anonymous No.10974563]

>>10974555
Also
>Had one huge guy that would always come in around 10:30am to buy a tallboy of Bud light lime
>Super talkative and would tell stories of his days as a bouncer, getting into odd clubs and meeting weird people
>Always good to waste 10 minutes talking to him and let the other employees deal with shitty customers

[Anonymous No.10974697]

>>10974416
imagine being this guy

[Anonymous No.10974992]

>>10974504
>>10974520
>>10974697
I'm not an autist, but now that she recognizes that I order the same thing every time, she might think I'm some sort of autist.

[Anonymous No.10975153]

>>10974992
The fact that you're concerned about this (along with your frogposting) only strengthens the argument that you are in fact an autist.

[Anonymous No.10975201]

>>10974155
You're already supposed to tip them for making the food

[Anonymous No.10975317]

>>10974416
>In college
>Find bar along way home (had to take busses because no car)
>Get to know the staff well because go there often, met and talked to the owner several times
>Cute bartender working on math homework
>Tell her I can tutor her there since it wasn't busy, when the owner came out he was about to freak out because he thought she was bothering me, but I told him I offered
>He's cool, even sits with us
>Owner gives the other bartender working that day the go ahead to supply me with free drinks and food while I was there that day
I miss those days, I used to socialize with random people

[Anonymous No.10975445]

>>10974416
This isn't a bad thing, it sounds comfy. If I wasn't so stingy I'd love to have a local place I go to often enough that they recognize me and my order.

[Anonymous No.10975471]

>>10975153
This is true. But don't think about being an autist as something unchangeable about you. Autism is a frame of mind, it is just being socially anxious or inexperienced. Keep going to the place and see what happens. Literally no one goes through life without someone thinking they are a weirdo or a creep at some point.

[Anonymous No.10977180]

>>10972775
>Phone cus don't want to wait
>Get there and it's ready
>It because they know me

Are you fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.10977197]

>>10975317
nice

[Anonymous No.10977198]

>>10972482
Time for a brutal massacre.

[Anonymous No.10977611]

>go to eat out at small town place.
>too cheap to tip.
>make sure i waste as much possible time with the waittress as i can.
>Suprised they remember me and start trying to form a bond so they can extort me for a tip later.
>have to find new location.

You'll never make 300% mark up off of me you bastard bitchs!

[Anonymous No.10977631]

>>10972482
It's nice not having to speak to the staff to get what I want. After being a patron for 7 years, I would hope they know what I want

[Anonymous No.10977787]

>>10974194
comfy indeed

[Anonymous No.10977806]

>>10974416
this happens to me at a local sandwich shop I go to but I’m actually attractive and not autistic so it isn’t a problem for me.

[Anonymous No.10977815]

>>10975317
>>Owner gives the other bartender working that day the go ahead to supply me with free drinks and food while I was there that day
nice wholesome ending, I like it.

[Anonymous No.10978602]

>>10977806
based

[Anonymous No.10978610]

>>10974555
You're top class Fives.

[Anonymous No.10978657]

>>10972775
Do you not tell them the sides over the phone???
>>10977180 is right

[Anonymous No.10978680]

>>10975201
>tip them for doing their job
I know this is bait, but goddamn it hurt me to read.

[Anonymous No.10978697]

>>10972482
>Grandfather immigrate to the USA in the 50's for two years to make enough money for a good house in our country
>Start working in a farm/plantation in New York
>Doesn't know how to cook, doesn't have a kitchen anyways
>Goes everyday to this food kiosk to order food
>Doesn't know English, so the only food he orders is chili and beans, since it is the only thing he can pronounce
>One day, he sees another fellow spic order a plate of white rice, stewed beans and beef steak with onions
>He gets happy
>Tells the owner "Give me the same"
>"Okay."
>Grandpa is anxious to get his homely meal
>Kiosk owner serve him a bowl of chili and beans

At least he built a great house.

[Anonymous No.10979895]

>>10977631
You might as well marry the waiter at this point you normalfag

[Anonymous No.10979986]

>>10977198
>Oh hey sweetie, the usual
>*swings open trenchcoat*
>No, I'm afraid today is going to be quite... unusual

[Anonymous No.10980043]

>>10979986
Maybe the waitress wants the D?

[Anonymous No.10980072]

>>10975317
Did you get her number?

[Anonymous No.10980137]

>>10972482
>small restaurant opens in my neighborhood
>good food, friendly service non pretentious menu
>only open for dinner at first
>then lunch
>start serving breakfast on weekends
>then everyday
>one bartender and waiter still there after all these years
>got married, had baby
>bring family to eat there about once a month
>food still as good as ever
Comfy feels watching this place grow. I hope they never shut down

[Anonymous No.10980158]

>>10973830
underrated

[Anonymous No.10980737]

>>10978697
More grand-père sorties

[Anonymous No.10980839]

>>10978697
That made me sadder than it should have.

[Anonymous No.10980873]

>tfw they start giving you the employee discount

[Anonymous No.10980894]

>>10977180
>>10978657
I meant toppings since I usually get a burger, expressed myself poorly. Here you usually order and then they put the toppings on once you get there.

[Anonymous No.10980905]

>>10973929
The problem is that at some point they start talking to you. They will even talk about other things than food.

[Anonymous No.10980934]

>>10980905
So? Is that bad or something?

[Anonymous No.10980940]

>>10980934
It is when you're the type of person who is liked less by people once they get to know you better. I like the sterile neutrality of polite platitudes. It's the closest I get to receiving affection.

[Anonymous No.10980953]

>>10972482
there's absolutely nothing wrong with this, unless of course you eat there so much that the staff calls you to make sure you're not dead.

[Anonymous No.10981221]

>be server
>been working a few months at the place, start recognizing regulars
>every single conversation ends with an awkward silence followed by me asking if they need anything and then rushing away so I don't need to talk anymore

I just want to be able to act friendly and hold conversations properly damn it.

[Anonymous No.10981237]

>>10981221
>also me
>two older women always come in right as I'm opening on bikes and share a breakfast item and coffee on a regular basis
> Have a conversation because one of them always wants decaf and I used to brew decaf last
>turns out they come here after going to a Uni hospital for chemo
>haven't seen them in about a month and a half
I hope she's okay, I started brewing decaf second because of her so she wouldn't have an extra wait.

[Anonymous No.10981423]

>>10980953
I mean, how else are you gonna know you're not dead?

[Anonymous No.10981667]

>>10980894
So they cook your pizza then put the toppings on? What the fuck are you talking about.

[Anonymous No.10981757]

>>10977815
and then everybody clapped

[Anonymous No.10981778]

>>10978697
this is a legit good joke, im gonna use this

[Anonymous No.10981791]

>>10980934
>>10980940
some people get exhausted mentally by social interaction. talking to people is a necessary evil. if they "know me" and start smaol talk bullshit, going to a comfy eatery becomes another chore

[Anonymous No.10981829]

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

[Anonymous No.10982012]

>>10981667
>call bbq place
>I meant toppings since I usually get a burger
Try reading you inbred baboon fucking piece of fucking shit

[Anonymous No.10982031]

>>10982012
>Sides
>I meant topping
Try not making stuff up on the internet and being called out because your spouting nonsense you inbred baboon fucking power of fucking shit.
Toppings on what arsehole?

[Anonymous No.10982038]

>>10982031
On the burger you fucking idiot. Ketchup, mayo, pickles, lettuce. Are you fucking stupid? What the fuck man.

You call the burger joint, order the burger you want, get there and then they ask you what toppings you want and you tell them. Fucking hell.

[Anonymous No.10982047]

>>10981829
based

[Anonymous No.10982102]

>>10982038
>Order food so I can pick it straight up and don't have to wait
>Only order half the burger as I want to contradict my purpose of pre ordering
>Go home and post a story on the food and cooking board of 4chan about how i eat so many burgers the staff can (it could of been anyone answering that phone but every single member of staff knows your voice on a telephone, so for every single member of staff to know one man's voice out of the thousands of calls they receive a month is fucking astounding) recognise me.
>Call some stranger an idiot for not understanding how sad I am.

Ok buddy you win.

[Anonymous No.10982116]

>>10972482
Then end your life, /r9k/ piece of shit. It's the only solution. As a sidebonus, you'll rid us of you and this board may become half decent again.

[Anonymous No.10982162]

>>10982102
>>Only order half the burger as I want to contradict my purpose of pre ordering
You really are a braindead moron. It takes 10 minutes to cook the burger, which I am avoiding waiting for since I call in advance. It takes 20 seconds for them to put the toppings on.
>it could of been anyone answering that phone but every single member of staff
It's a small place with a few employees, not my fault you are retarded and are making assumptions. I've been eating there a few times a week for years, yes, everybody knows me.

Typical braindead bongistani on full display, kys.

[Anonymous No.10982171]

>>10982162
>I'm solely able to keep a fast food joint open, pay staff, pay overhead, pay accountant, because I eat that many burgers.

[Anonymous No.10982175]

>>10982171
>I argue against strawmen because I have literally nothing left
Just stop, it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.10982178]

>>10982162
>Your brain-dead because you don't know how pathetic I am
Wow.

[Anonymous No.10982182]

>>10982175
>Pathetic
I don't have a restaurant dedicated to me thought anon, my wife and I cook fresh food for our family.

[Anonymous No.10982184]

>>10982178
>thinking it takes more than a few seconds to squeeze some ketchup on a burger
>not braindead
>>10982182
I'm sorry you are too poor to be able to afford to order a burger a few times per week.

[Anonymous No.10982185]

>>10980934
>"so anon what's up?"
>"i hate niggers."

[Anonymous No.10982190]

>>10982184
>He doesn't eat fast food twice a week
>Must be poor
The logic in that head of yours.

[Anonymous No.10982200]

>>10972482
>favorite work lunch place recognizes me
>walk in sit down at my usual table
>about 10 minutes later they walk over and bring me my usual food and a glass of water without saying anything
>leave me alone while i play on my phone and eat
>walk to the register to pay and tip 25% and leave

i fucking love it desu

[Anonymous No.10982203]

>>10982200
>desu
stopped reading right there weeb.

[Anonymous No.10982210]

>>10982184
>Oh yes can I order a burger please, >what's that, what kind?
>I'll have it plain please, I need to order the sides, sorry I meant toppings when I get down their.

>Fattie empty head just rang with his cryptic shit again, do his usual Miguel

[Anonymous No.10982215]

>>10972482
Welp, death will soon be the only viable option then.

[Anonymous No.10982225]

>>10982175
Do you fuck up your girlfriends/wife's/children's order too?

[Anonymous No.10982478]

I once went to an Italian restaurant in London and it was real good.
Then some years later I went there again and when I was paying the bill they asked me if I was satisfied and I said that I already knew that the quality would be good because I had been there before last time I was visiting the country.
Then on the way out the restaurant the whole staff had lined up at the door to shake my hand like I was some kind of big deal.
Was pretty funny to experience

[Anonymous No.10982538]

>>10982478
You have to be joking me, not going to dox myself but I was there waiting tables, we all thought you was Gabriel Iglesias.

[Anonymous No.10982573]

>>10982203
>stopped reading at the end of the post

[Anonymous No.10983031]

>>10974416
I was always socially awkward and still am, but I’ve managed to make substantial improvements over the years. The most important thing you can do to feel more comfortable is to make yourself look good. I know it sounds vain but the cliche is true; if you look good you feel good. This will improve your confidence considerably and tones down the negative thinking feedback loop we’ve developed over the years. It’s a slow, laborious process but eventually you will notice the improvement. You can also simply manifest social skills from sheer will. Just keep telling yourself you’re going to get better at talking to people and remain positive.

That being said I still wouldn’t want to be a regular unless I really, really liked the staff.

[Anonymous No.10983095]

>>10980137
did you married the bartender?

[Anonymous No.10983128]

>>10982538
keking hard

[Anonymous No.10983437]

>>10977180
>>10980894
>>10981667
>>10982012
>>10982031
>>10982038
>>10982102
>>10982162
>>10982171
>>10982175
>>10982178
>>10982182
>>10982184
>>10982190
>>10982210
wtf I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.10983448]

>>10972482
You could always just cut or dye your hair and change your facial hair style

[Anonymous No.10983581]

>>10980137
Oldfag here. Have a quality pizza place where the current owner started out as a college student delivering pizzas for the former owner. Took a chance, bought the place from the former owner. Slowly and steadily builds the place up, moving several times to allow for sit down dining and later to get his liquor license. Watch the 'family special' section of the menu expand from his and his wife's favorite za to include their kids and just recently the kids spouses favorite pizzas. Stop by every time I return home, always have a handshake and chat with the owner, always have a comfy as hell experience there. I really hope that your little neighborhood place has the same result as mine did.

[Anonymous No.10983612]

im hungry

[Anonymous No.10985240]

>>10983612
>Fried shrimp
>Seafood platter
<sighs>

[Anonymous No.10985477]

>>10983612
what is this

[Anonymous No.10986226]

>get a biscuit from the chick-fil-a next to my work every morning
>shit is packed 24/7
>walk in the front door, go straight to the front
>"morning anon, the usual?"
>in and out in minutes, butthurt randos mad as duck

loyalty pays

[Anonymous No.10986374]

>>10986226
>consuming in chick-a-biggot
anon no

[Anonymous No.10986391]

>>10972482
>step one: don't be rude while putting your anti-social autism on 60% display
>step two: leave a halfway decent tip

There you go. How the fuck do you think 90% of people who go to prostitutes deal with the embarrassment? Customer service workers will cater to your needs as long as you pay them.

[Anonymous No.10986405]

>>10986374
as long as those biscuits are less than $3 a pop they can stone as many gays as they want

[Anonymous No.10986424]

>>10980953
well somebody needs to , otherwise, you'll just be a smelly bloated surprise for some landlord.

[Anonymous No.10986429]

>>10972482
>Stop by restaurant on way to pool party without shirt on
>Be fatass
>Don't think until after I'm at the window that the cashier can't see my swim trunks so I just look like some random fatass with no shirt on getting food
>Try to cover up with towel
>When she opens the door to take my money I reach for it and my mantits slip out and bend the towel down with their weight
>She laughs and closes the window before I can pay her.

[Anonymous No.10986960]

>>10974416
She's probably worrying about why you haven't shown up for awhile man :(

[Anonymous No.10987001]

>>10972482
>restaurant's staff never starts to recognize you
I order the same shit all the time at this Pho place and they have never noticed me.

It's a weird kind of feel.

[Anonymous No.10987198]

>>10986429
I felt the shame just by reading this

[Anonymous No.10987208]

>>10987001
it's because you're white and you all look the same

[Anonymous No.10987214]

>>10986429
tfw my nasty back hair has prevented me from removing my shirt in public for 15 years

[Anonymous No.10987239]

The waitresses at the sushi buffet near me have stopped asking 'have you been here before sir?'

[Anonymous No.10987256]

I wonder if taco bell workers are wondering why those two losers that used to come for taco tuesdays haven't come in a while

[Anonymous No.10987258]

>moved to a new town
>around the corner is a local pub
>within a year, every time I sit at the bar, the cute waitress knows which beer I drink and brings it to me without asking

[Anonymous No.10987262]

>>10982573
Are you special needs, or just new?

[Anonymous No.10987263]

>>10972482
I feel you. I've been going to a restaurant for 15 years but had to stop because the waitress became comfortable enough to make small talk with me. Sorry, but I don't want to know about her personal life, nor do I want her asking questions about mine.

[Anonymous No.10987275]

>go to Indonesian place with my dad almost every Sunday for a while
>dad bangs the waitress
>we never go back
And that place was really good. Fuck you, dad.

[Anonymous No.10987293]

>>10972482
How about you start cooking your own food once in a while you fatso

[Anonymous No.10987336]

>>10972482
I like being recognized. They usually know what I will order and sometimes I feel like getting extras or shit more quickly.

[Anonymous No.10987362]

>>10977806
Normies get out

[Anonymous No.10987387]

>>10987362
Make us.

[Anonymous No.10987511]

>>10972482
the thing about small towns is that everyone knows each other. I moved out of the cities to a small town to get away from niggers and quickly realized how claustrophobic they can be.

[Anonymous No.10987535]

>>10981829
I like to think this is the 31st copy of the same image of the McChicken

[Anonymous No.10987547]

>>10987387

[Anonymous No.10987552]

>>10985477
A McChicken

[Anonymous No.10987556]

>>10987511
No one likes you, bud.

[Anonymous No.10987564]

>>10987556
I like him

[Anonymous No.10987582]

>>10987564
I like you too

[Anonymous No.10987629]

>>10987582
Why don’t you two faggots get a room, lmao.

[Anonymous No.10987637]

>>10986424
This, especially when you hardly any family in the area.

[Anonymous No.10987640]

>>10987629
But then I wouldn't be able to watch......

[Anonymous No.10987642]

>>10972482
>tfw they start giving me the senior discount, even though I'm not old enough.

FML

[Anonymous No.10987649]

>>10987582

[Anonymous No.10987884]

>>10972482
>order munchie platter at local restaurant
>always ask for gravy instead of dipping sauce
>staff refers to me as the gravy guy

[Anonymous No.10987892]

>>10972482
You should probably stop posting pics of your meals on Reddit if you want to maintain a low profile, froggo.

[Anonymous No.10987951]

>>10980940

>getting actual if minor affection is worse than sterile neutrality

[Anonymous No.10989041]

>>10980953
kek

[Anonymous No.10989090]

>>10972482
>walk in to small diner
>"Just you again"?
>y-yeah

[Anonymous No.10989111]

>work next to a bar
>they make surprising good lunch food
>go there a lot
>the one qt bartender even pays for my meal sometimes
>ended up not going there for awhile
>walk in one day
>"oh anon it's been so long where have you been"

Eventually I left that job, but I heard the bar went out of business not long after. I wonder if i ran into her again if she would know me. It's frightening.

[Anonymous No.10989135]

>be me
>work in local grocery store deli
>shy, slightly overweight guy comes in at least twice a week to get lunchmeat early in 20s
>always the same thing, 1.5 lbs of thin sliced roast beef, the inhouse and 1 lbs of smoked provolone
>try and be friendly, but he visibly engages autism defence mechanism
>couple weeks ago, he comes in and I just wave, start grabbing his stuff and say "same old, same old?"
>uhh how do you know?
>I can hear the spaghetti sloshing to the floor
>realize maybe that is the upward limitation of his ability to human interaction
>haven't seen him since, neither has anyone else

Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.10989140]

>>10987214
just get a wax you dummy.

[Anonymous No.10989158]

>delivery driver doesn't bring a pen to sign receipt
>don't worry about signing, we know who you are you order like twice a week.
And then I started eating keto OMAD and lost 15 lb

[Anonymous No.10989169]

>sushi spot across the street from work
>qt little jap hostess knows my name and greets me all happy cuz I order takeout like once a week
Shit's good too

[Anonymous No.10989180]

>>10989169
Looks preddy gud. How much is this ?

[Anonymous No.10989186]

>>10986391
Wait are you telling me I’m supposed to treat prostitutes like human beans?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABAHA

[Anonymous No.10989194]

>>10989180
~45 bucks
>tuna roll
>bagel roll
>their special roll with salmon, tuna, yellowtail and avocado
>smoked salmon nigiri
>salmon sashimi
>tuna sashimi
>yellowtail sashimi

[Anonymous No.10989202]

>>10989194
ah yeah, Sashimi is pretty expensive. The place around college has a deal with 10€ for 5 dishes + appetizer. Decent lunch alternative

[Anonymous No.10989206]

>>10989186
No. I'm telling you to treat service industry workers like prostitutes, dum dum.

[Anonymous No.10989241]

>>10989202
>10€ for 5 dishes + appetizer
damn. I miss living at uni for all the crazy food and drink deals
>large papa johns pizza $4.99
>massive chinese lunch specials with fried rice and crab rangoon for $5.69
>32 oz long islands for 5 bucks

[Anonymous No.10989272]

>>10989241
restaurant is downtown because our faculty got outsourced but our town has some pretty good deals. The Vietnamese has menus for like 7€ which come with summer roles, a pho and a free coffee or tea. Shit is insane

[Anonymous No.10989285]

>>10972482
Is this a /ck/ thread or an /adv/ thread? I don't say this often, but man the fuck up.
Social anxiety gets worse through avoidance.
Also stop posting that stupid frog meme. No one will take you seriously or even assume intelligence or forgivability if you post pepe.

[Anonymous No.10989318]

>>10978680
In America, you take money out of their regular paycheck if you don't tip. Tipping is based on punishment rather than reward over here. Its bullshit, but it is what it is.

[Anonymous No.10989324]

>>10987535
post appreciated

[Anonymous No.10989399]

>>10973808
how often you eating at macdonalds?

[Anonymous No.10989416]

>>10974555
nice :)

[Anonymous No.10989911]

>>10989090
what a douchebag person, dont give them your hard earned money

[Anonymous No.10990211]

>>10974180
where do you think you are?

[Anonymous No.10990214]

>>10974188
this answer seems plausible in my opinion

[lil caesar No.10990219]

>>10972482
everytime I goto cava they are like "the usual?"
I'm like nope baby and then I just give them the same order I always give them.

[Anonymous No.10991033]

are you a sperg

[Anonymous No.10991058]

>>10974169
This, so much this. This isn't a space for Nazi cartoons. Upvoted!

[Anonymous No.10991177]

>>10989158
the signature doesn't even matter, it's basically a formality

[Anonymous No.10991210]

>>10981791
So you're autistic?

[Anonymous No.10991212]

>>10991210
Introverted. It's different.

[Anonymous No.10991228]

>>10987535
it is

[Anonymous No.10992326]

>>10989090
>Yep just me and this great book I'm reading. Uh, can I have a table in the corner?

[Anonymous No.10992367]

this thread hit home way too badly

delet

[Anonymous No.10992378]

I go eat most my meals at the same places with my dad. He's 67, I'm 32. I'm always a bit ashamed because the qt waitresses know I'm a loser who only eats with my dad.

[Anonymous No.10992399]

>>10982200
Autist detected

[Anonymous No.10992400]

>waitress gives me extra food all the time
>I have a stomach problem where I can't eat that much at once
>end up eating it because otherwise I'd feel rude
>spend the next day with stomach pain

[Anonymous No.10992905]

>>10992400
Why didn't you just ask for a to go container for the leftovers?

[Anonymous No.10992921]

>>10992905
I don't know. I just get anxious and make bad decisions. I should really just order in but it is harder to get good food.

[Anonymous No.10992977]

>>10982200
no

[Anonymous No.10993218]

>gay guy at my local bar always gets my drink straightaway even if other people were before me
>don't have to wait to order if he's there
>just have to cope with awkward staring at me while I'm there

One of the girls there is a whore I kissed her and grabbed her ass but nothing more. They always employ fucked up people

[Anonymous No.10993265]

>>10978697
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.10993298]

>>10974194
So based Bros. ";)

[Anonymous No.10993313]

>>10982538
>>10982478
Top kek, please be true.

[Anonymous No.10993315]

>>10974555
That's nice Anon. :D

[Anonymous No.10993319]

>>10972482
That's not bad thing. They tend to eventually give you free shit when you're a loyal customer.

[Anonymous No.10993320]

>>10986374
That's an awfully bigotted stance to take about someone's religious beliefs.

[Anonymous No.10993332]

>>10987208
Zipperheads are cheap and worship money. Give a nice tip and they treat you like royalty. Watching the other slants get confused and pissed is hilarious.

[Anonymous No.10993345]

>>10982478
>>10982538

[Anonymous No.10993357]

>>10989318
Bullshit. Front of house chicks rake in so much fucking money they don't pay taxes on. I've heard them brag about pulling down $300 in two hours when they spent most of it chatting and standing around.
Fuck servers. Literally the most entitled people on planet earth.
However, I tip delivery boys like gods because they actually deserve it and most people don't tip them well enough.

[Anonymous No.10993403]

>>10972482
>go to bhan mi place almost everyday
>all I say is "the regular"
>have my sandwich sides and sauce ready

I think its pretty cool

[Anonymous No.10993428]

>>10978697
Why didn't your grandpa ask the fellow spic, in spic-ese what the dish was called in English so he could order it?

[Anonymous No.10993951]

>>10993357
This. A woman I went to uni with would take in over $130 an hour in tips on a good day, never taxed. She still bitched
about the wages

[Anonymous No.10993995]

i go to the same bar a lot and tip really well and i've pretty much become friends with most the people working there. they will usually buy my first round and have it waiting when they see me walk in if it's not busy and i've ran into them at other bars and gotten totally shitfaced with them. they've also given me a couple rides home when i got way too drunk and my phone was dead.
being a regular is fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.10994021]

>Never eat out, so actually go and eat out
>Bit of a fancy place, kinda expensive
>The waiter looks me up and down and literally asks me if I understand their pricing

that was pretty rude, gonna be honest
their reuben sandwiches sucked too

[Anonymous No.10994034]

>>10993403
>go to bhan mi place almost every day
>all I say is the regular
>get a different sandwich every time

[Anonymous No.10994060]

>>10974992
so long as you get good service and aren't treated like shit, why care what she thinks? unless you really are captain sperg and have a crush on her cause she was nice, but now you think you've blown your shot by consistently ordering something strange

[Anonymous No.10994099]

>>10987214
oh dude, there's nothing quite as relaxing as feeling the wind flow through your back hair

[Anonymous No.10994106]

>>10994034
don't regulars change by the day?

[Anonymous No.10995785]

>>10982478
I'm betting they were impressed that you made them a priority when you came back to the UK.

[Anonymous No.10995977]

>>10974155
>toss a dollar or two into the trash

I see no difference

[Anonymous No.10996009]

>local Dominos knows me by name

Place the order online, walk in and they see me and hand me my pizza, don't even have to open my mouth.

Although sometimes when I'm smashing multiple pizzas in the space of a few days, I might go to another one just so they don't think I'm so disgusting.

[Anonymous No.10996016]

>>10974992
Most people order the same thing (or group of things) every time they go somewhere. You're overthinking this. Just enjoy your fucking cheap burger and your drink you fucking CUNT

[Anonymous No.10996028]

>tfw pharmacist i go to buy syringes to shoot up heroin recognizes me and scolds me everytime

[Anonymous No.10996769]

>>10974188
this

[Anonymous No.10996784]

>>10996009
omg iktffb. there should be like a cabin where you can pick your pizza from a hole in the wall, with a code or something... like those drop things for rental movies. a 'quick pick'.

[Anonymous No.10996857]

>>10973830
kek

[Anonymous No.10996888]

>order pizza every friday night from this place with my family
>top 3 best pizzas i have ever tasted,incredibly cheap and delivery driver isnt a brainlet so he manages to find the house and knock on the door instead of waiting in the street for 15 minutes in my pajamas
>store starts to recognize me,don't even have to say our order or address
>whore sister starts complaining about the pizza,saying its not good
>now we order from some other pizza place whose pizza is half an inch smaller a dollar more expensive and the pizzas smell like shit
>have to wait for the delivery nigger outside in my pajamas else he cant find the house even doe we order every friday

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.10996935]

>>10975201
If it's pickup, you're really not supposed to. Tips are for when you get a service performed, such as them waiting your table or delivery. A plain transaction of food for money warrants no tip.

[Anonymous No.10996945]

>>10972482
Man there isn’t a lovelier feeling, sit down, get a cup of coffee from the owner or one of the other regs, then just wait, ask for any extras I’m craving on my usual and chi and detox in a nice, comfy diner that has just a few old men in it besides me when I come in early in the morning(besides this other guy who always orders fresh fruit and pancakes I believe, that ain’t for me, pan scramble with sourdough toast for life)

It is bliss

[Anonymous No.10996994]

> tfw would just want a local neighbourhood deli/bistro/whatever where I could go after work for a meatball dish, hearty chili or something else seemingly homely for 8 bucks or so

[Anonymous No.10997010]

>>10996888
Order by yourself then? brainlet

[Anonymous No.10997068]

>>10980873
cute

[Anonymous No.10997069]

>>10972482
>local pizza place staff starts to recognize you
>always order the same pizza
>for once order a different pizza
>they made my usual pizza anyway
>pay and leave, never order a different pizza again

[Anonymous No.10997220]

Guys at a pizza place told a friend of mine to stop coming in so often, that so much pizza was unhealthy.

[Anonymous No.10997252]

>google for pizza
>find place i've never heard of but it's three streets down, a block from where i grew up
>check it out
>slice of pizza comes out to $1.85 after tax
>it's huge
>best pizza i've had in years
>order for lunch next two days
>third day
>calling in an order
>'oh hey anon, the usual?'
>my face when
I've been going there at least once a week since, and they don't charge me for toppings when i rarely get them, which are usually 40 cents each.

[Anonymous No.10997267]

>tfw your local convenience stor guy tells ypu how happy he is to start seeing you not buy alcohol so much and that I shouldn't drink as I'm so young
>tfw he doesn't realise I just buy it from a cheaper place

[Anonymous No.10997272]

>visit friend
>i'm in charge of buying booze
>stop by the place near his house
>never any air conditioning
>buy the same thing every time
>amount comes out to $9.11
>when they read it outloud i laugh
>no one has ever laughed with me
>do this a couple times a month
One day, someone will get it.

[Anonymous No.10997295]

>>10997272
maybe you are buying the wrong booze.

[Anonymous No.10997324]

>>10997267
>rotate around several liquor stores in town so the clerks don’t think I’m an alcoholic
>still visit each often enough that they recognize me

[Anonymous No.10997940]

>>10997324
>rotate around several liquor stores in town
You too huh?

[Anonymous No.10998065]

You people are autistic

[Anonymous No.10998209]

>>10982185
Imagine they would respond
>Me too.

[Anonymous No.10998265]

>>10998065
H-help

[Anonymous No.10998296]

>>10997069
bro...just...breh...

>>10997220
if they told me something like that id just stare at the wall, wouldnt take the pizza and just leave.

>>10998065
shut up

[Anonymous No.10998315]

>>10998065
What are YOU goonna do about it, huh?

[Anonymous No.10998446]

>>10992378
Who cares what the bitch thinks atleast you spend time with your dad.

[Anonymous No.10998553]

>>10998315
Next time I see you I'll make small talk and keep eye contact

[Anonymous No.10998742]

>>10974416
That's a solid deal, too good to abandon because of some busybody waitress. I'd try and get her fired. A few of my go-to:
>Call the health department and report her doing a series of violations
>Keep calling the restaurant as a disgruntled exboyfriend to piss off her manager
>Leave threatening messages on her windshield while she's at work threatening her if she doesn't quit

Should take care of the problem in a few weeks. She'll land on her feet, you keep your bar.

[Anonymous No.10999468]

>>10972482
Used to have people like that at McDonalds.

A little old lady ordered the same thing for like a year every day.

The last time I saw her was when I rang her order up before she said it. She was so embarassed she left.

Learned to not do that from then on.

[Anonymous No.10999529]

>>10998742
wtf

[Anonymous No.10999546]

>>10986374
You know, I only wish the oppression of gays somehow made chick-fil-a taste even better. Not in a figurative sense, but actually making it taste better.

[Anonymous No.11000420]

>>10997252
where are you from

[Anonymous No.11000450]

>>11000420
Largo, Florida

[Anonymous No.11000970]

>>10999468
>rang her order up before she said it.
One of the gals at my local McD did that to me. I actually got a good laugh out of it and engaged in some small talk with her until my food arrived.

[Anonymous No.11001542]

>>10986374
lmao

[Anonymous No.11001659]

>>10991210
you aren't?

[Anonymous No.11001737]

>>10975317
Why did the owner think you were pestering the waitress? Are you uggo or is he just sensitive?

[Anonymous No.11001768]

>>10972482

There's this KFC near my work where I get coffee from since it's cheap. I always bring with me a cardboard cup tray since it's better than the hangy thing they usually have at fastfood places (also since it doesnt fall through it since the cup is small). I do this almost every day and regardless of which staff is on (there are about 3-4 teams), when they see me falling in line they already start preparing the coffee so it's super fast when I'm at the counter.

Earlier too they told me that they ran out of coffee even though I was just third in line, while another person was ordering.

Learn to appreciate these little connections OP. These things are nice.

[Anonymous No.11001771]

>>10974416
bro
that could have been your wife

[Anonymous No.11001776]

>>11001768

Also go to this Pizza place that has good fried chicken that I order takeout from. I go to here often enough and autistically order the same thing every time that the staff got to know me. Anyways when something is made to order like a calzone or if they have to make new batch of chicken it's usually a 15-20 min wait. Everybody gets a number while I either get called by name, or have the food brought to me.

Shit feels nice.

[Anonymous No.11001782]

>>10989135
>I can hear the spaghetti sloshing to the floor

[Anonymous No.11001784]

>>10997267
>>10997324
the feels are too much

[Anonymous No.11002179]

>>10989135
>uhh how do you know?

[Anonymous No.11002220]

>>10977806
Your kind isn't welcome here.

[Anonymous No.11002335]

>>10993428
>spic-ese
>not spicspeak

[Anonymous No.11002345]

>>10972482
if they get closer you get closer
eventually you come in and they say "hey guy, the usual?" and then you say "yeah buddy"
and when they ask you how you're day has been just say "im thinking about suicide again"
and boom they never talk to you again

[Anonymous No.11002357]

>>10998065

[Anonymous No.11002361]

>>10982162
that dude is just mad he has shitty reading comprehension and jumped to conclusions like a girl

[Anonymous No.11003278]

>>11001737
Um, the poster clearly said the owner thought SHE was pestering him. With that poor of reading comprehension I'm betting you went to school in the south.

[Anonymous No.11004036]

>Order a pizza from a local dominoes, its pretty late at night though.
>A little worried as store times aren't listed but the pizza order goes through.
>Get to the dominos, pretty much all the lights are out, I even peer through the window and don't see anyone.
>Leave because I just think they weren't open.
>Order the same thing the next day earlier but during the afternoon.
>Get there and pick up my order, guy notices me and tells me that I didn't pick up my pizza when I ordered it last night.

Wait, you were open?
Oh yeah you just needed to get it from the carryout window, we'll give you a refund as soon as corporate gets it processed.
Thanks?

>I got the refund like a week later.

[Anonymous No.11004496]

>>11004036
Glad you got your refund anon.

[Anonymous No.11004793]

>>10972482
I know this feel. Now I cook for myself. But now the grocery clerk sees me buying the same shit every week. She even knows my name.

[Anonymous No.11004849]

>>11004793
how the hell does she know your name?you carrying your id around your neck?

[Anonymous No.11004881]

>>11004849
She checks my ID because the store makes them with credit cards. Or maybe I just give off a weird vibe and they make sure I'm not stealing a credit card from someone.

[Anonymous No.11004907]

>>11004881
ah right, the card... nothing to do there... i always pay with cash to avoid such shit. isnt there a large supermarket around? they change staff often or at least theres many registers. i hate small stores cause they start giving me the looks like after the 2nd time i go lol.

[Anonymous No.11004934]

>>10996784
Just wait until Amazon buys out a pizza chain and implements it with their Amazon Locker

[Anonymous No.11005441]

There's this wing place I go to and there's a girl there and she recognizes me. So whenever I go in she grabs my order and we do the exchange without speaking a word.

[Anonymous No.11005690]

>>10996888
>Listening to a women
>Ever
Are you okay big guy?

[Anonymous No.11005723]

>>10996028
The dumbass shouldn't be selling you them unless you have a prescription there that requires injection

[Anonymous No.11005728]

>>10998553
You monster

[Anonymous No.11006021]

>Local burrito place opens, become a semi regular buying for all my family
>They have this nice burrito with beans and carne asada
>They change menu after a while and that particular burrito is gone
>But since the person I'm charge recognizes me she offers to sell me that particular one, even instructing the new chef how to make it

[Anonymous No.11006039]

>>10989285
>>>/r/eddit

[Anonymous No.11006223]

>>10986960
stupid bitch should have kept her mouth shut

[Anonymous No.11006240]

>>10972482
There is something about the blue expresion of apu that cracks a smile in my face, everytime.

[Anonymous No.11006265]

>>10973792
And that one time time they know you well enough they give you your order once for free as a sign of good patronage

[Anonymous No.11006289]

>go into restaurant
>bar tender greets you by name immediately hands you a beer you always get and a menu

Shits comfy as fuck

[Anonymous No.11006310]

>>10983581
>Tfw when the comfy store in my home town shutdown even though it was doing fine

They custom made everything from produce from local farms (Amish country)
Thankfully a new burger joint has opened up that's comfy around 7:30 at night. That's pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.11006653]

>>10994021
>Waiter looks me up and down
>I look waiter up and down
>Stare directly into his eyes and mouth "Let me fuck you."
>Look pissed while doing so
>Wait and see if management kicks me out or sends a different waiter
Dont let these food monkeys push you around.

[Anonymous No.11006805]

>>10987884
>gravy guy
But how are you for mints?

[Anonymous No.11006822]

>>10980953
tfw family video called me because they were worried i died

[Anonymous No.11006829]

I particularly hate this because I look really young for my age and I'm pretty sure they think im lost, unable to pay for my semi-mature tastes or just mad bc mommy didn't make me my tendies.

Especially at casual restaurants, it takes me forever to get acknowledged and the service feels disingenuous.

[Anonymous No.11007230]

>>10981757
reddit fuck

[Anonymous No.11007673]

>>11005723
Not everyone lives in murica jimbo, you can get any kind of needle no questions asked here, you will likely get some funny looks though

[Anonymous No.11007685]

>>11005723
>The dumbass shouldn't be selling you them unless you have a prescription there that requires injection

Why? Restricting needles for drug users only spreads disease. It's not like they're going to stop using, they're just going to re-use old needles instead.

Furthermore, there are lots of uses for syringes and needles that have nothing to do with illicit drug use. I use them often in my job for applying precise amounts of adhesives or lubricants.

[Anonymous No.11008451]

>>11006310
Why did they close? Did the owner retire or something? That happened to me with a great steakhouse near my family's cabin. The owner died (massive heart attack, really shocking for a steakhouse owner) and the wife ran it for a year while trying to sell the place. Couldn't find a buyer so sold the land to a developer who built a bunch of summer rentals by the lake shore. Always feel sad driving by them while remembering all the good meals I had there.

[Anonymous No.11008613]

>>11007230
>responding to it
no anon, you are the reddit

[Anonymous No.11008623]

>>10986374

[Anonymous No.11009428]

>>11006822
At least someone out there cares about you anon. Now me on the other hand.......

[Anonymous No.11009926]

>>11006829
lmao

[Anonymous No.11010405]

>>10989169
that’s a lot of food you fatass

t.fatass

[Anonymous No.11010427]

>>10992378
anon, you’re not a loser.
this is the most touching post i’ve read in a while
you’re a good son

[Anonymous No.11010598]

>>10977198
I don't know whether I'd want this or not. I've gotten into the habit of going to this one place once a week for breakfast and always order the same thing and usually see the same people so maybe they'll get to know me there. It sounds kind of nice but also intimidating.

[Anonymous No.11010882]

>>10992326
I'm going to say this next time.

[Anonymous No.11010886]

This is one of my favorite threads.

[Anonymous No.11011071]

>>10974416
Cure your autism

[Anonymous No.11011253]

>>11010886
I know, sure is /comfy/ right?

[Anonymous No.11011732]

>>11010886
I too feel like this.
but I'm drunk so that's a thing

[Anonymous No.11011838]

>>10972482
>restaurant staff presumes what you want to order
>actually wanted something else that time

[Anonymous No.11011848]

>work at shitty durka food place
>not bad of a job in itself, but customers are insufferable
>next to the place was a boba/ice cream/confections place run by this really nice asian dude
>he'd sometimes bring bobas for the whole crew and other stuffs or rarely ever charge us for when we order from him outside of work
>repay his kindness by tipping him big anyway or with free lunch from our place for him and his 1 or 2 other employees
>he had some ploblem with a brother or something, had all his equipment stolen, had to close down
Man I wish he never had that one stroke of bad luck. The dude made a really fucking good smoothies and tea. Hope he's well off now.

[Anonymous No.11011912]

>>10978697
ok

[Anonymous No.11013587]

bamp

[Anonymous No.11013654]

>usually get a costco hot dog when I go there
>usually same girl there
>she's not there this time
>difficult but ok
>do shopping
>get to the till
>it's that girl
>say "not hot dogs this time"
>she smiles
>wow, did I manage to open my mouth and not say something cringy
>forgot I bought bulk tp
>buy in bulk and squirrel it away to save money
>she probably thinks I normally use this much
>don't have my usual 2nd hot dog
>just go home
>go to k-mart from now on
>tfw

[Anonymous No.11013696]

>>11013654
>go to fucking costco
>the store where everything is in bulk
>think they wont think you're buying in bulk
You're a fucking retard

[Anonymous No.11013867]

>>10974416
This is a good thing. I have a similar situation where I am (near my campus as well, oddly). At first it kinda weirded me out as well, but I almost always order the same three meals, and always the same drink. It;s nice as it turns out. I don't need to deal with my waitress handing me a menu or having to wait. I just state which order I want, I say "The burger" "The liver" or "the Pasta" and she knows exactly what I mean, drink, sides and all. It's much faster and easier. Enjoy it, fren

[Anonymous No.11013901]

>grab carls jr biscut every day before class
>worker says I should smile more

I miss being able to go there

[Anonymous No.11013907]

>>10974526
F

[Anonymous No.11013923]

>>10996888
>incredibly cheap

This is likely what your sister objected to.

She likely feels that she 'deserves' a more expensive pizza, even if it is objectively a worse quality pizza.

This is why Apple sell so many phones.

[Anonymous No.11014030]

>>10982203
>>10987262
You're calling him new? How new are you that you don't know about the site wide filters

[Anonymous No.11014175]

>>10996888
I cant believe a driver wouldn't remember a 40 year old faggot standing in the road with but flap pajamas on that still lives with his parents

[Anonymous No.11014183]

>>11014030
t's almost if they are only here because it's summer......

[Anonymous No.11014329]

>>10991177
It's mostly for them to cover their own asses in case you try to pull some shit like claiming it was a fraudulent charge.

It's not foolproof but it's why most places make you sign, especially if you're paying with a card

[Anonymous No.11014358]

>>10972482
cook at home, you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.11014431]

>>10994021
You should kick that guy's ass

[Anonymous No.11014451]

>>10994021
>their reuben sandwiches sucked too
Why is it so hard for a place to make a decent reuben? I've only found one place around me that can do it.

[Anonymous No.11014477]

>>11006653
>>Stare directly into his eyes and mouth "Let me fuck you."
>"...ok"

[Anonymous No.11014839]

>>10982200
such is life

[Anonymous No.11015178]

>>11014358
did you even read the thread? same shit will happen at the groceries.

[Anonymous No.11015557]

>>11013654
kek

[Anonymous No.11015941]

>>10987642
>they start giving me the employee discount and free bottles
I think he was hitting on me... why do old gay men always hit on me...

[Anonymous No.11015968]

>>10973929
I think it depends where it is. An actual restaurant recognizing you is probably somewhat endearing, whereas a McDonalds recognizing you is more of a wake-up call.

[Anonymous No.11016173]

>>10972482
E

[Anonymous No.11016196]

Shut the fuck up.
>>>/r9k/

[Anonymous No.11016438]

>>10997267
>Be 23
>Establish a 750 ml bottle a day ritual
>Same liquor store every day on the way home from work
>Known the owner since I was 16
>One day come in, usual "hey Mike"
>"Hey anon how you doin?"
>"Good I'm just gonna get the usual"
>"Hey... how you doin?"

Fucking first time I really felt like I was in trouble, I'm 26 now and haven't drank in 7 months, feels good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLsduqPMErU&app=desktop

[Anonymous No.11016449]

I take that shit in stride. I call up my local buffalo wings and tendies place, give them my first name, and they already know my number and order. A lesser man would find that depressing, I find it efficient.

[Anonymous No.11016466]

>>10972482
IF it means anything OP, I recognize most return consumers the second time. You shouldn't worry about it because I don't care.

[Anonymous No.11016474]

>>11015968
Sit in restaurants are more unhealthy than fast food.

[Anonymous No.11016495]

>>11016438
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME

[Anonymous No.11016522]

>>10974169
Yeah, bash that fash frog, good sir!

[Anonymous No.11016673]

>>10972482
>go to chain wing place every Thursday night
>don’t go one week
>following week owner walks up to me and says “missed you last week”
>we chew the fat and get to know each other

I trapped myself, now I can’t go anywhere else on Thursday night. But I don’t want to let wing boss down.

[Anonymous No.11016698]

>>11016474
Do you have proof of this?

[Anonymous No.11016712]

>>11008451
All their children had graduated high school and they decided to move to a cheaper area for their empty nest years.

[Anonymous No.11016893]

>>11013901
pretty autist

[Anonymous No.11017108]

So we finally hit bump limit. This was a pretty nice thread, my fav on /ck/ since the 'bucket of ribs' thread around the 4th of July. Thanks to the other anons who contributed to it.

[Anonymous No.11017237]

>>11016438
that picture is cringey