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Post perfect foods for hot summer days.

>> No.10972872

>>10972867
ouce cweam

>> No.10972913

Fish and chips, as long as I don't see a face of a British conservative politician.

>> No.10972916
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>>10972913
i got you lad

>> No.10972918

Spaghetti, or a nice, hearty stew.

>> No.10973124

>>10972916
Great. A nihilist.

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>>10972872
>ouce cweam
fpbp
Made me chuckle, thanks anon.

>> No.10973159

>>10972913
>May
>conservative
huh?

>> No.10973170
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I’ll go for a nice bacon sarnie I will I will.

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BLIMEY

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>> No.10973209

>>10973170
God does Milliband creep me out. I live in America and I wouldn't go within 100 miles of him.

>> No.10973214

>>10973181
well, woosnt shee 'ungree at oll?

>> No.10973274
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>>10973171
Oh fuck, I need to find a place that sells these.
Sucking all the flavour out of them so you were left with pure water ice, which you then put in your drink.
Plus the irony taste of blood from your cut up mouth.
Good times.

>> No.10973293

>>10973274
This
Watermelon (especially chilled) is by itself in the highest tier of hot day snacks

>> No.10973300

>>10973274
Walmart, with the juices

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Good thread.

>> No.10973317

>>10973293
chilled watermolon + lemon juice

>> No.10973325

>>10973317
What, just a bit squeezed over it? I can see the appeal, but its not for me

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>>10973170
>>10973174
Show me 1 (one) picture were this jew doesnt look like a fucking idiot, unlike his Chad brother.

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>>10973330

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>>10973330
ed

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>>10973354

>> No.10973380

>>10973159
>leader of the conservative pary
>conservative

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/ck/ is a Mogg board, faggots

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OP here.
This thread turned out better than I expected.
Huge thanks you all the anons involved.
Let's keep it up.
Love me a Mc Flurry.

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Nice pint is good in the sun.

>> No.10973421
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Say what you will about Nige; he's not faking it when he drinks a pint like a regular guy.

>> No.10973430

>>10973181
Who let him into Scotland?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIRtfIrNOZU

>> No.10973460

>>10973300
Thanks, man, but I'm in Norther Europe.

>> No.10973540
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>>10973421
>that time he got smashed to fuck and could hardly walk

>> No.10973547

>>10973540
did you mean:
>that time he walked away from a fucking plane crash

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>>10972867

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>>10973547
humours wasted on the likes of you. You a Radio 4 comedy writter?

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>>10973567
As a matter of fact I am. Are you the guy who checks my jokes for spelling errors?

>> No.10973606

really really cold full sour pickles. especially if theyre homemade and fresh out of the crock.

>> No.10973630

>>10973595
No, but i know what your getting at bud.
I would unironically fuck Kathy Clugston voice.

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>> No.10973656

smash some ice in a canvas bag with a mallet
empty contents into a bowl
add aspartame, imitation vanilla, and some skim milk.
Enjoy the coolness.

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>>10973639
>fuck off back over that wall, stop chatting shit and and take that little Jimmy Krankie with you

>> No.10973686

>>10973540
EU sabotaged his plane

>> No.10973689
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>>10973685

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>>10973689
>haggis
top summer food anon

>> No.10973739

>>10973710
>most sickening thing i have ever read on 4chan
was this the first thread he'd ever seen?

>> No.10973751

>>10973547
>plane crash
Didn't the plane tip over while it was still on the ground because it was a tiny ass plane that is so light people need to get in carefully in a specific manner to not unsettle its balance, and they were being idiots and just barged in like they would a bus?

>> No.10973755

>>10973689
>>10973710
The legs aren't bad, though. If I've had a few and the pub's about to close... yeah, I probably would.

>> No.10973763

>>10973751
It's upside down.
It didn't crash from a mile up but it obviously didn't just tip to one side as he was getting in either.

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>>10973755
not one of her facial features match or look like they come from the same face, even her fringe has been borrowed from a lads hair doo.

Mate that cunt going to be all over the place, you'll be licking the bean behind her knee cap or something.

stick to May. She's like a travelodge, you always know what you're going to get.

>> No.10973837

>>10973827
SHE

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>>10973827
>my milkshake bring all the boys to the yard

>> No.10973844

This is /ck/ not /pol/

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>>10973844
go post surly in a Webm thread fatty.

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>>10973842
You are like a little baby. If you'll pardon the expression.

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>>10973844
it's not /nofun/ either, crybaby

>> No.10973876

Hard salami,cheese,crackers,and beer.

>> No.10973882
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>>10973855
fake pic and she the size of a fucking hippo so udders will be large

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>>10972867
A nice cold cut sammich wit da mortadel, gabagool, an pro shoot.

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>>10973354
Ed miliband is one of the least charismatic or handsome politicians Ive ever seen.
How the hell does he have a career?

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>>10973964
>least charismatic or handsome

>> No.10973999

>>10972867
Probably eating Mays poon out. Freezing cold winds are howling from down there, like it's the scottish highlands.

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>>10973882
>fake pic
Citation?

>>10973964
I don't know what you're talking about, mate.

>> No.10974042

>>10974030
>"""homeless"""
Yeah sure, mate. That is either some fucking gypsy or some variation of sandnigger.

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>>10974030
he's a jew he's done the old "one in ten out " trick.

>> No.10974055

>>10974030
>>10974044
>>10974042

it's 2 pence too the fucking slimey photo op cunt, so fucking jewish

>> No.10974064

>>10973995
he's eating fucking swine for christ sake, have some empify, if you traded places with him how would you like drinking spinal fluid from a newborn newborn baby.

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>>10974044
I want Troy to be my gf, but not to be able to read my filthy mind

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>>10974076
Troy yes but not Marina she's Spurs mate.

Imagine fucking her doggy, starring at her balloon knot and her saying "i'd love you to, i have a more intensive G-spot up that one"

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>>10974166
I don't know. Marina always comes off as very grateful for her TNG career and the fans, because it meant she didn't have to do degrading roles anymore. She might appreciate even my awkward lovemakings.

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>>10974166
>be laying on the bed, exhaused.
>related walks in the "shhhhhhhh" door
>now little one, i felt your orgasm but let me show you why i'm the daughter of the Fifth House, holder of the Sacred Chalice of Rixx, heir to the Holy Rings of Betazed and boy that rings going to be ruined after i finish.

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>>10974182
*pomf*

>> No.10974198

>>10974179
>i've never had my ass licked before but ok, yes

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>>10974198
Forgot image, caught up in thought.

I'll be back in 5

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>>10974198

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>>10972867
Best /ck/ thread in a while

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>>10974240