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PAN
NICE AND COLD

>> No.10992420
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>>10992406
KNIFE
CHIPPED AND DULL

>> No.10992459
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BITE
NICE AND BIGBOY

>> No.10992468
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CHICKEN
NICE AND JUICY

>> No.10992476

>>10992420
Never forget; Jack took those ceramic knives back to the store for a refund after fucking them up like that.

>> No.10992495

>>10992476
Wew, never knew that. I guess I should've expected that since he kept talking about how the knives were defective and he could've eaten a ceramic chip (as if that's the most dangerous thing he's put in his body)
Did he get the refund?

>> No.10992507

>>10992406
I want to see Jack and Tammy in a porno where Jack wiggles his obese half paralyzed body on top of Tammy trying to get his flaccid dick inside her sweet honey butter

>> No.10992510

>>10992495
jack returns a lot of the stuff he breaks
it makes him a dick I guess, but it's the government's fault for enforcing such lax return policies

>> No.10992532

>>10992476
He probably did it on purpose because he never wanted to keep them. That's a shitty thing to do. I'm pretty sure they even tell you to only cut soft stuff with them or they'll chip, no root vegetables, no meat with bones, etc. And this fucker goes and tries to cut a wooden spoon just to say "oh they're defective I need my money back" but still earned money from his shitty YouTube video.

>> No.10992543

>>10992532
you can definitely cut root vegetables with a ceramic knife, it's not that weak

>> No.10992561

>>10992543
Well it depends, onions are probably fine but some sweet potatoes can be quite hard and might chip the knife if it gets stuck and the knife twists a bit

>> No.10992618

>>10992510
I never knew that was enforced by the State. I thought it was just the companies deciding they'd rather take the returns than get back publicity.

>> No.10992634

>>10992618
yeah I dunno someone said in a previous jack thread the the state enables his buy, use/break and return con through law but doing cursory googling I don't think that's actually true

>> No.10992642

STROKE
PAINFUL AND DEBILITATING

>> No.10992677

>>10992459
BURGER
NICE AND RAW

>> No.10992681

>>10992468
Is that even safe to eat?

>> No.10992683

>>10992561
Please be trolling.
You can cut onions and carrots just fine with a ceramic knife.
And you can use it on meat with bones in it as long as you don't act like an idiot. You cannot cut the actual bones of course but you can debone cuts of meat with a ceramic knife just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lead_gDb48w

>> No.10992684

>>10992681
>he does not enjoy rare chicken

>> No.10992686
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>>10992681
Fucking s01s and their babby palette can't appreciate juicy meats

>> No.10992692

>>10992406
SON
COLD AND NOT BREATHING

>> No.10992698

>>10992406
RIGHT HAND
BY YOUR BODY

>> No.10992700

>>10992686
I wonder if he was trying to show off his ring

>> No.10992710

>>10992692
FACE
NICE AND PURPLE

>> No.10992721
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SCISSORS
NICE AND SHARP

>> No.10992727

>>10992683
That video is only showing that you can do thin slices of the harder vegetables, but they're still saying don't chop. They say to protect your fingers or not hurt your fingers or whatever but it's because it can potentially break the blade. And obviously a fucking ceramic knife seller is going to want you to believe you can do anything with it, that's not really who you should be trusting to know what you can actually do with them.

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>>10992686
>palette

>> No.10992743

what's the status on the stroke situation, did he dun goofed?

>> No.10992790

>>10992743
this. and if not, did he get all butthurt when he lost the chili competition?

>> No.10992844

>>10992468
It looks like he's performing an autopsy on that chicken

>> No.10993067

>>10992634
This is called fraud.

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>>10992692
>>10992710

Thanks for the laugh, guys. I needed it.

>> No.10993191

>>10993067
Most stores circumvent it by only allowing you to "refund" with a gift card, we don't lose money that way.
Well, beyond the one cent the card cost.

>> No.10993230

>>10993146
smile xoxo

>> No.10993276

>>10993191
Do you really think that costs them nothing?
How old are you?

>> No.10993324

>>10993276
Your reading comprehension is awful.
He didn't say it cost them nothing. He said it allows them to retain the customer's money.

If you take a return then you're stuck with the returned product no matter what. That's consistent. What changes is what happens with the refunded money. If you refund cash then the customer might spend it somewhere else. If you refund a gift card then the customer spends the money at your store; in other words, it's giving you a guaranteed sale. (or better yet, the customer doesn't spend the card and you keep the cash).