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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>/ck/ has been saying I should clean my kitchen for years
>it's finally time, I'm moving out, and have to clean it

they win, I guess

>> No.11024439

Are you getting another bowl for your next place? Godspeed.

>> No.11024447

>>11024432
>moving out and have to clean it

There's no way you're getting your security deposit back. Might as well just leave the mess.

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>>11024439
well I might take my bowl with me, I think it's sanitary enough to be salvaged, but some pans here are just too far gone, they are getting trashed. Utensils are staying too, pic related was my utensil drawer

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>>11024447
not everything is about money, and I might cleverly rearrange my furniture to conceal what can't be cleaned

>> No.11024505

time to go shit up a new place

>> No.11024516

>>11024432
please make sure you wrap up each mug in lots of newspaper separately so none of them break while moving

>> No.11024519

>>11024432
Please be careful with your mugs anon. Pack each one separately. I had a couple that even after wrapping them with newspaper I even put an old shirt around them to make them extra safe.

>> No.11024524

>>11024505
nah, I should be making enough to employ a maid again. people would come here to clean sometimes, but only when they wanted heroin money. they were terribly unreliable because they usually ended up, well, hopefully in jail. Hookers would try cleaning here sometimes too for cash, but they invariably realized they would rather have sex for money than try clean up after me.

>> No.11024528

>>11024516
>>11024519
Well, they are probably my most valuable possession. They'll be split into separate locations so if some do break, others will still survive. I've only broken one mug in all my time of owning these, and it wasn't a particularly special or expensive one.

>> No.11024553

Okay, dumb question, but:
why don't you just clean your shit right after cooking?
It's way worse when you let it stand around for ages.

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>>11024553
>I genuinely tried to think of an answer for ten minutes

why does the wind blow, I suppose

>> No.11024607

>>11024524
you should really be hanging out with a better class of people anon

>> No.11024626

>>11024553
because I want to eat, I put off eating too long. The pan or pot I used is too hot, I'm going to let it sit on the stove before putting water into it so it doesn't warp. Now I'm full, have gone back to my computer, and am not thinking of chores

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>>11024595
Please, just, try to be a better human.

>> No.11024673

this is my first time coming to ck. i was expecting a wholesome and useful board filled with tips and tricks like diy. the front page is filled with nothing but shitposting and youre all apparently neets. im getting the fuck out

>> No.11024683

>>11024658
Fat fucking chance of that. OP is the worst kind of human

>> No.11024703

>>11024673
see you tomorrow

>> No.11024723
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microwave is worse than I thought, and somehow a spider was alive in there.

trash it is

>> No.11024724

People like you is what makes me terrified of finding new tennants

>> No.11024908
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it\s getting there though I am kind of tired now

and hungry

>> No.11025097

>>11024524
>I should be making enough to employ a maid again.
what do you do?

>> No.11025132

>>11025097
I drive.

>> No.11025302

>>11025132
Where?

>> No.11025330

>>11025302
Wherever they tell me to go.

>> No.11025411

>>11024432
End of an era d e s u

>> No.11025428
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11025428

Does this mean we won't be getting any more modern art masterpieces like this one?

>> No.11025456

>>11024683
Do you think op IS human?

>> No.11025465

>>11024432
>clean because you're moving out
You dumb cuck, you're literally cleaning your kitchen so another man can use it.

>> No.11025496

>>11024459
my mouth scrunched up

>> No.11025499

>>11025465
If he doesn't clean it, changes are, a cleaning company will be hired. Better to just clean your own shit then, dont ya think?

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>>11024459
>Keys to a paper towel dispenser

Fuck u buddy

>> No.11025522
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>>11024908
What an improvement, Anon! I'm proud of you!

>> No.11025524

>>11025499
Assassinate the cleaners then.

>> No.11025525

>>11025465
>don't clean
>cleaning fees taken out of your deposit
Guess how I now know you live with mommy and/or daddy, faggot?

>> No.11025599

>>11025330
Who are they?
Are you aware that your job will be obsolete within the time of your Life? Any plans for that?

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>>11024432
This cant be real
How do you live?
Any job?

>> No.11026271

>>11024432
My place is beginning to resemble this too :)

>> No.11026294
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>>11025428
threw the painting away, it has seen better days

>> No.11026306

>>11024524
You’re hopeless.

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>>11026294
>threw it away
You're dead to me..

>> No.11026323

My mother visited my house on Saturday and said she was embarrassed for me.

I don't have trash laying around like op, I just never vacuum or mop so my floor is covered in stuff and my bathroom is covered in mould.

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>>11024723
Why in the fuck did you not let the spider bite you?

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>>11026323
iktf

>> No.11026553

>>11024703
kek

>> No.11026566

>>11024447
there's not that much damage
if he cleans it up he might or might not be fine depending on his landlord

>> No.11026586

>>11025599
Not if I die before that happens. And no one can really predict the future anyway. Don't believe everything Elon Musk says. But the obvious answer is that if my job ceases to exist, I'll get another one. Same plan anyone has when they unexpectedly lose a job.

>> No.11026622

Looking forward to pics of your new place, OP.

>> No.11026630

>>11025658
I'm not even the dirtiest person in the apartment block. There was a girl next door until two months ago. If you think my place is bad, you haven't really seen anything.

>> No.11026635

>>11026307
Sorry mister.

>> No.11026638

>>11024553
I dont want to have to wait to eat any longer

>> No.11026649

>>11026622
Yeah, well, trying to negotiate a place now, but there's some roadblocks. Anyway, I got some nice plans. Like a virtual reality arcade room. I'll have extra bedrooms and nothing to do with them. Probably a food and supplies stockpile room too. I have a basic cabinet full of that sort of stuff currently, but may as well make it larger.

>> No.11026847

>>11026566
I already forwarded this thread to his landlord, though.

>> No.11026865

>>11026649
How do you manage to afford all of that? I'm a filthy 3rd worlder and I have only seen that kind of filfth in really, really, REALLY fucking poor areas. You, on a surface level, appear to be poor due to how low your living conditions are.

Is it just that you cannot afford a better life, or have just given up as a whole?

>> No.11026882

>>11026649
just more space to cover in filth.

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>>11026865
I mean, I use the money from my employment to purchase what I desire. What do you want me to say? My kitchen countertop isn't a bank teller that reads out how much I have.

>> No.11027337

>>11026622
Please don't let it turn into another shithole! Keep your waifu mugs clean too!

>> No.11027343

>>11024447
If you live in a rental for more than a few years, you're not getting your deposit back. They always find an excuse. It's not something an experienced renter worries about.

>> No.11027367

Post pics of your face Masao

>> No.11028399

>>11027367
no