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11046447 No.11046447 [Reply] [Original]

Do you eat the burger or the fries first?

>> No.11046453

usually the fries, cause i feel bad for eating the burger in my friends car when i know im going to make a massive mess

>> No.11046457

Has to be burger first

>> No.11046458

>>11046453
how do you fuck up eating a burger

>> No.11046460

>>11046447
bites of both, in turn.

>> No.11046466

>>11046458
im a very messy eater, im sorry

>> No.11046469

I never understood why one has to be eaten before the other. I tend to go back and forth between the different foods on my plate.

>> No.11046472

take a bite of the burger, chew it a bit, and shove some chips in your mouth. repeat until the burger's finished and then eat all the chips.

>> No.11046473

French fries into burger first, consume survivors, eeat burger

>> No.11046475
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I alternate.

>> No.11046478

>>11046447
If I'm in a rush/just having a regular meal, probably both at the same time, finishing the fries last. If I'm just looking to draw out my meal for maximum relaxation, burger first, munch on the fries over the course of the next hour.

>> No.11046482

>>11046472
I do this too

>> No.11046483

>>11046447
the burger is better, and i always save the best for last. fries first, might get to the burger while it's still hot.

>> No.11046494

>>11046447
Eat exactly half the burger, eat the fries, finish the burger.

>> No.11046499

bite of burger
2-3 fries
same mouthful

>> No.11046514

YOU SHOULD START WITH FRIES, THEY ARE THE APPETIZER

>> No.11046531

>>11046460
>>11046469
>>11046472
>>11046482
>>11046494
>>11046499
Either fries or burger not both you autists

>> No.11046543

>>11046531
This, except i never get fries anyway

>> No.11046544

>>11046447
Put the fries on the burger.

>> No.11046549

>>11046447
Fries first. They get old and stale the fastest out of the two.

>> No.11046553

>>11046531
KYS

>> No.11046566
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>> No.11046570

>>11046453
Fries, always, every time

>>11046460
>>11046469
>>11046472
>>11046482
>>11046494
>>11046499
Normies FUCK OFF

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>>11046447
Tots first

>> No.11046658

>>11046566
Woah dude!

Food has preservitives in it??? Who woulda thunke?

>> No.11046674

>>11046447
Fries first cause they are faster as I create my burger eating tactics. Then alternate between the two and finish fries last.

>> No.11046677

>>11046566
Just goes to show if you eat mcdicks, RIP gut fauna.

>> No.11046685

>>11046447
Veggie burger eaten first with knife and fork, then fries after I've patted them down with my napkin to remove any grease of course.

>> No.11046695

>>11046685
OK this is epic

>> No.11046696

>>11046576
Dude Napoleon give me your tots

>> No.11046701

I put fries in the burger, eat the burger, then eat the leftover fries

>> No.11046708
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11046708

>eating one, then the other

I remember when I was a kid too. Then I grew up.

>> No.11046724

>>11046696
XD

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>>11046447
Fries motherfucker

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>>11046544
based

>> No.11046777

>>11046566
i'm looking forward to reassuming my beautifully preserved body when they dig it up and reanimate me in ~8k years

>> No.11046780

>>11046770
Primanti Bros is pure garbage.

>> No.11046793
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>>11046780
>t. Philthadelphian

>> No.11046814

>>11046447
Eat some fries on the way home while they are hot
Eat the burger, and eat a few fries here and there
When I'm done with the burger, eat the rest of my fries at my computer while browsing

>> No.11046837

>>11046793
nah, just not a dumb yinzer

>> No.11046872
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11046872

>putting fries in your burger

>> No.11046883

>>11046780
They'd be okay if their bread wasn't so shit.

>> No.11046965

>>11046566
It's sterillized, enhanced with preservatives, salty and burn out on surface by frying. Why would it rot if stored properly?

>> No.11046969

>>11046566
>edible honey being found in egyptian tombs
omg it's like totally scary and unnatural

>> No.11046970

>>11046447
Both at the same time.
Take a few bites of burger, take a few mouthfuls of chips... repeat till finished.

>> No.11047538

>>11046447
i eat some fries, half burgers, more fries, leave a few left, finish burger, finish fries

if there are onion rings, i'll save them for last

>> No.11047545

>>11046447
Half fries then half burger then half fries then half burger

>> No.11047554

>>11046447
fries are ephemeral they need to be eaten while hot.

>> No.11047667

>>11046453
>Having friends
fuck you

>> No.11047690

Fries first because they will get cold if I start with the burger and I know I won't finish them

>> No.11048511

Get a bit of the fries while they're hot, then the burger. Finish the fries afterwards if I'm hungry enough, if not I store them for the next meal.

>> No.11048514

>>11046576
Tots and hash browns always first.

>> No.11048523

>>11046447
I eat them at an even rate all the way through.

I eat all of my food like that, though.

>> No.11048537

mostly fries first, but partly take turns between both. The reason is because the burger is better, so I want to end on a higher note. It'd be slightly disappointing if the last few bites were fries instead of burg, but not a big deal either way.

>> No.11048587

>>11046447
Alright, here we go. If I'm having a burger with fries: Fold fries, dip in ketchup then lay on part of burger I'm about to bite. If the fries are small, I'll just dip a few of them and lay them on the burger, the same, and then bite.

If eating burger with onion rings: Fold onion rings in half, then cut in half. Dip in ketchup and lay on burger and take a bite.

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>>11046466
Please get the fuck out of my car

>> No.11048631

half the fries
the burger
rest of the fries

>> No.11048784

>>11046566
>woah dude foods with high salt and low moisture content are still visually intact despite the fact that the burger is likely rancid capitalsim and carnists btfo eternally

>> No.11048789

>>11046685
bro just get yourself a burger glove

>> No.11048791

>>11046447
Fries first, because cold fries are fucking garbage

>> No.11048827

lift top bun, put fries on, eat

>> No.11048839

First I divide the fries into multiples of 3. If it isn’t a perfect multiple of 3 I throw away the excess. Then I get exactly 7 ketchup packets and empty them into 4 equal piles. I cut the burger into 8ths and slowly savor 1/8th followed by eating one of my multiples of fries. This continues until the meal is over. Leftover fries are fed to the crows in the parking lot I’ve been training.

>> No.11048856

>>11046447
Fries
Then burger
Then I finish my drink in one gulp

>> No.11048871

>>11046447
Fries first
they go bad faster and taste horrible when microwaved for left overs

>> No.11048902

>>11048791
yup


Also I eat the fries first cuz the burger will still taste good after I eat the fries. If I eat the fries first theyll be good, then I can finish filling up on the burger. If I dont eat the fries first sometimes I just throw them away.

Also I mentally better once I reach my state of being full from the better food, filling up off fries just seems lacking.

>> No.11048942

>>11046447
alternate as i go like someone who actually enjoys their food instead of being an autist

>> No.11049007

>>11046458
some burgers have a lot of sauce/toppings that can easily fall out if youre not careful

>> No.11049009

>>11046475
looks fucking good brah

>> No.11049012

>>11046478
hour? fuck me, do you prefer your food cold?

>> No.11049046
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11049046

Fish planks first

>> No.11049051

>>11046447
fries first master race

>> No.11049169

>>11046447
>Take a sip of coke to moisture my mouth
>Take a tiny bite of hamburger
>Take a quarter of the fries in my mouth
>Repeat
>Repeat
>Take the last 1/4 of the fries and put them inside the remaining 2/3 of hamburger
>Take another small sip of coke to moisture my mouth
>Eat the rest of the burger at peace
>Should still have like 12 ounces of coke left, which I use to quench the thirst

>> No.11049595

>>11048871
>microwaving fries
don't do this, use oven/toaster oven

>> No.11049655

>>11046447
at Five Guys it's fries, because I don't feel like sticking my hand through a pile of molten hot fries to get to my burger

>> No.11049697

>>11049595
you can refry them with garlic and thyme, its actually better sometimes

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>>11046458

>> No.11050080
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Fries first extra salty please

>> No.11050081

>>11050078
This is what I get for renaming my pics while drunk

>> No.11050090

>>11046447
Half of fries, then half of burger, then half of remaining fries, half of remaining burger, etc etc

>> No.11050106

>>11046447

i eat the fries first and then the burger. i like to conclude my meals on a high note so i try to eat the items i like less early on.

>> No.11050148

>>11046447
Fries are the food I eat in a car., so I always snack on a few on the way home to eat my burger. Usually I stick the burger in the oven to warm it while I chow down on the rest of the fries while the burger gets to temp.

I eat pretty slow by American standards. If I go to McDonald's Ill get a mcdouble and a medium fry. Ill eat 5-10 depending on lights. Then once I get home it takes me like 45 minted to finish meal. A little less if I don't eat the day before.

I only go out for burgers 4-5 times per year. My usual fast food is pizza, but I'm poor so I tend to cook when I know I should eat

>> No.11050151

>>11046447
Do you eat the penis first or the salad?

>> No.11050152

>>11046447
Fries always first. Once fries go cold they are salty trash sticks. But if a burger gets cold its still edible.

>> No.11050158

Both at the same time

>> No.11050159

>>11048619
Get in to my dreams.