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Confess.

>drink condensed milk straight from the can
>genuinely think water tastes bad, only drink sodas, juices, and/or coconut water
>leave the leftover milk in the cereal bowl because I don't like the taste of milk on its own
>always order the same pizza from domino's: medium with pineapple and olive with bbq sauce instead of tomato sauce
>100lb 5'6" skeleton manlet

>> No.11061000

>100lb 5'6" skeleton manlet
LONDON

>> No.11061024

Absolutely disgusting

>> No.11061036

>>11060948
Fear not, I am very proud of you my soy boy son.

>> No.11061059

>>11060948
Have you ever heard the word "nutrition"? Maybe if you ate healthier you wouldn't be skeleton, and maybe if you hadn't wasted your entire youth eating this crap you wouldn't be a manlet.

>> No.11061099

I pass off my mother's home cooking at work as my wife's, because she can't cook.

>> No.11061391

>>11060948
>>genuinely think water tastes bad
why didn't you buy yet the water filter from alex "waterfilter salesman" jones

have you ever tried water from a real spring
then you haven't lived yet

when the water filtered itself through the earth and stones, it's energy makes it climb up to the surface, and thus a water spring is born
it's one of the best kinds of water
low mineral but high energy

>> No.11061455

>>11060948
Don't worry, you're going to be obese by age 30 and diabetic by 35.

>> No.11063589

I use that ebola oil spray in pans instead of butter or vegetable oil

>> No.11063835

I too, hate the taste of water

>> No.11063841

Butter on saltines is one of my favorite snacks.

>> No.11063881

>>11060948
I’ve eaten nothing but takeout and gas station shit for over a year, with the exceptions being when I eat at my parents. I’m pretty sure that’s why I took my first solid shit in recent memory today.

>> No.11064034

>>11063841
I too grew up poor but still love this

>> No.11064138

>>11060948
>mom makes dinner
>eat takeout afterwards

>> No.11064173

I love shitposting and baiting Americans despite being a citizen myself, albeit never having lived there for more than a year when I was very young. Though I'd be lying if I said there wasn't some disdain for the disgusting consumerism inclined nature of the place.

>> No.11064217

>>11060948
I drink vodka more than I eat food. Really fucks with your appetite.

>> No.11064234
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11064234

Ate 2 jars of Nutella today with a big spoon after previously losing 5 lbs in the past 3 weeks. I was doing so good lads.

>> No.11064242

>>11064234
You get to do it again!

>> No.11064245

>>11064173
this but I've lived here my whole life

>> No.11064259

>>11063841
Same

>> No.11064263

>>11060948
>Confess.
i needs it

>> No.11064268

I get really turned on by stuffing myself and gaining weight

>> No.11064279

>>11061099
how delightfully devilish, anon

>> No.11064283

>>11064173
this but I've lived here my whole life

>> No.11064290

>>11064034
>butter
>poor
pick one richfag

>> No.11064296

>>11064173
Have fun paying two income taxes your entire life unless you revoke citizenship to the world's most powerful nation

>> No.11064342

>>11064290
Grew up in a very rural area. Butter was practically free back then as long as you knew some dairy Farmer