/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11084117]

Who here eats like an /environmentalist/?

[Anonymous No.11084121]

bag of what

[Anonymous No.11084127]

>>11084121
food

[Anonymous No.11084128]

>>11084121
Testicles, retard. The bag is your scrotum. OP's image is mocking "men" who do their own shopping.

[Anonymous No.11084145]

>>11084117
>Who here eats like an /environmentalist/?
Obviously. I'm vegan. Any other dietary restriction is the opposite of environmentalism.

[Anonymous No.11084156]

Only a retard can't remember to keep a couple bags in their trunk so they don't have to pay extra for a bag every time.

[Anonymous No.11084159]

>>11084156
Says the retarded faggot who eats animal products but cuts out plastic straws when it's convenient

[Anonymous No.11084163]

>>11084159
The only reason to even think about using a straw is if you don't want to mess up your lipstick, faggot.

[Anonymous No.11084164]

>>11084159
I always drink my water out of a straw. I also consume animal products. There's nothing wrong with either of those, especially compared to the impact of not reusing grocery bags.

[Anonymous No.11084186]

>>11084117

In the civilised world this is normal, you know

Only third world shitholes (USA, China land, SEA, Africa) hand out plastic bags en Masse

[Anonymous No.11084193]

>>11084186
Do they eat plastic bags? Weird.

[Anonymous No.11084213]

>>11084186
The first world parts of the US don't hand out plastic bags anymore (Trump will probably try to find a loophole to make the right to free bags a federal law or something - not that he's ever shopped for himself or cares about working people).

[Anonymous No.11084221]

Are cloth bags not common for grocery shoppers in the US? I've been doing it for about a decade, not even for environmental reasons but because they're strong and I keep them in the car in case I ever need one for something.

[Anonymous No.11084224]

>>11084213
And yet he cares more about working people than Hillary, Obama, Bush jr., Bill, or Bush ever would.

[Anonymous No.11084225]

>>11084213
>why do people roll their eyes at me when I bring politics?

[Anonymous No.11084229]

>>11084224
>BRING BACK SLAVE OWNERS, SO MANY JOBS

[Anonymous No.11084233]

>>11084221
In rich countries stores provide free plastic bags so shoppers can buy as much as they want and not be restricted by the number of bags they brought with them. In shitholes it is does not make financial sense for stores to provide these bags for free.

[Anonymous No.11084235]

>>11084224

[Anonymous No.11084237]

>thread about shit like plastic bags, straws, etc.
>turns into autistic Trump screeching

[Anonymous No.11084249]

>>11084233

Keep telling yourself that,if it helps you sleep at night.

When half a countries population is landwhales with poor impulse control it really does make sense to hand out infinite plastic bags.

[Anonymous No.11084254]

>>11084233
>Rich
You get free plastic bags at literally any store in literally any Asian country, you skullfucked flyover brainlet, but you wouldn't know eh

[Anonymous No.11084260]

>>11084233
>t. Doesn't care about the environment
You can't really make this shit up.
The childrenless, unreproduceable, unfuckable /pol/ spergs will ALWAYS argue anti-environmentalism and white power while being the loneliest, dumbest, most worthless faggots on this website
Found you.

[Anonymous No.11084267]

>>11084235
Imagine being this delusional. It's all good though, triggurd libruls xD

[Anonymous No.11084270]

>>11084260
So you have children? And you think humans with children are worse for the environment? An incredible feat of cognitive dissonance.

[Anonymous No.11084278]

>>11084270
Case and point. They think their shit doesn't stink. Literal human garbage the lot of them.
Get them the fuck off my board mods, pleas

[Anonymous No.11084316]

>>11084164
>especially compared to the impact of not reusing grocery bags
but this implies there actually isn't anything wrong with it, which is completely false? there is no reason, besides medical ones, that you should ever drink from a straw

[Anonymous No.11084335]

>>11084316

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.11084337]

>>11084233
Plastic bags aren't free in Sweden, nor are paper bags.

[Anonymous No.11084341]

>>11084335
Unironically would want to hang out with you, anon, if you're even remotely serious.

[Anonymous No.11084344]

>>11084341
Why? I'm not good company. I barely even talk.

[Anonymous No.11084385]

>>11084344
You can be good company without talking.

[Anonymous No.11084392]

>>11084341
It's pasta

[Anonymous No.11084399]

>>11084392
Awww, damnit. Surprised I haven't seen it (that I can recall).

[Anonymous No.11084404]

>WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WON'T TAKE IT OFF MY RECEIPT? I'M USING A REUSABLE BAG.

[Anonymous No.11084422]

>>11084344
>Why? I'm not good company. I barely even talk.

The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had.

We still never talk sometimes.

[Anonymous No.11084431]

>>11084117
I do bring my own bag to the store, and I don't use those small plastic bags at the veg isle. Which seem unnecessary in most cases. Why put a cauliflower, bananas, leeks, etc. in a bag? I just throw them in the cart with the rest of the stuff. And since I got the money I try to buy other stuff more conscientiously, like free range eggs or meat. And not just because they taste better.
Look my preferred solution to the shit we do to the planet is massively thin out this plague of people, but I can't so I'll just do this.

[Anonymous No.11084435]

>>11084385
In many cases I'd prefer it.

[Anonymous No.11084524]

>>11084229
One difference between Hillary and Nixon...

[Anonymous No.11084527]

>>11084385
>>11084435
That doesn't sound like company to me. Might as well be alone.

[Anonymous No.11084595]

>>11084527
As long as he laughs at my jokes and nods agreeingly to all my ideas I'm more than happy.

[Anonymous No.11084609]

>>11084431
This shit scares me.

The end times are here. We just don't know it yet.

[Anonymous No.11084613]

>>11084145
Not really.
I know lots of vegan who feed themselves of chocolate-palm oil snacks and eat quinoa and other products imported from the other side of the world. Being a flexitarian who only eats locally sourced stuff (or from his own garden) allows you to have a lower carbon footprint.

[Anonymous No.11084640]

>>11084613
This hurts the vegan.
Well, his ego mainly, but that's like 99%.

[Anonymous No.11084647]

>>11084117
Me, i've taken over from the massively declined predator population here in yurop to cull and consume herbivore species so they wouldn't overpopulate and fuck up the ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.11084697]

>>11084640
After reflexion, eating insects is maybe the most interesting option. They are everywhere, cheap and easy to grow, protein rich. But how do you transport them without plastic bag ?

[Anonymous No.11084909]

>get paper bags
>use them to toss other recycling in before taking it out
>collect them and use them to start fires in wood stoves
Paper is renewable and the easiest thing to recycle. No one is clear cutting forest for paper products anymore, it all comes from farms. But keep buying the bags that require more manufacturing.

[Anonymous No.11084917]

>>11084117
i would, but my wife and I value my fully-functional testicles

[Anonymous No.11085200]

>>11084145

Ever heard of subsistence farming, retard?

[Anonymous No.11085308]

>>11084117
I bring my own bags, not because of any environmental reason, but because they hold more groceries and don't tear when overfilled

[Anonymous No.11085549]

>>11084233
Rich suburbs usually ban plastic bags, but you can find them anywhere in poorer ones/the city

[Anonymous No.11086114]

>>11084117
I was originally pissed that california banned plastic bags but then I got a reusable bag and can carry all my stuff in one bag instead of a ton of plastic bags.

[Anonymous No.11086127]

>>11085308
this, also they now charge for them

[Anonymous No.11087001]

[Anonymous No.11087125]

>>11087001
Does almond milk actually taste decent? I've never tried it.

[Anonymous No.11087149]

>>11087001
Almond cultivation is also ruining the fresh water usage in California, thirsty non-native plants can cause real damage

[Anonymous No.11087432]

>>11087149

[Anonymous No.11087461]

>>11087001
wait, what?
there are baby almonds?
fuck that, i'm not a child killer

[Anonymous No.11087466]

>>11087432
>144 burgers per year
doubt.jpg

[Anonymous No.11087479]

>>11087432
>water
>california
how can you live next to the largest water source in the world and still have third world problems with agriculture?

[Anonymous No.11087482]

>>11087432
I fucking wish I could eat 144 burgers a year

[Anonymous No.11087483]

>>11087479
yikes, what an embarrassing post

[Anonymous No.11087484]

>>11087432
144 hamburgers a year sounds really high

[Anonymous No.11087488]

>>11087479
The only desalination plants are used for residential areas.

[Anonymous No.11087552]

>>11087466
it should be way more right?

[Anonymous No.11087616]

>>11084697
Oothecaa , pregnant ones

[Anonymous No.11087628]

>>11084229
How long until we find out steven king is a time traveler and lived his older years known as steven hawking

[Anonymous No.11087874]

>>11087001
>>11087125
I buy almond milk for cooking mostly, as it keeps for like a month and a half easily, and it tastes alright? the unsweetened variety is bland but okay, but the vanilla/chocolate/etc varieties are great. it takes some getting used to, but my wife has a dairy allergy(not intolerance, actual allergy) so I kind of got used to it accidentally

[Anonymous No.11087909]

You wanna be environmentalist?

You wanna be vegan.

[Anonymous No.11087916]

>>11087909

[Anonymous No.11087921]

>>11087916
>>11087909

[Anonymous No.11087927]

>>11087921

[Anonymous No.11087933]

>>11084213
Hello CNN.
GTFO.

[Anonymous No.11087935]

>>11087927

[Anonymous No.11087944]

>>11087935

[Anonymous No.11087947]

>>11087944

[Anonymous No.11088030]

>>11087466
>>11087484

I just randomly guessed that the average American eats about 1-2 burgers per week. But we must then consider those who eat 3-5 per week, of which there are many. I was one of those people for many years, and now I'm not. So I then averaged it to 3 per week, 3x4 = 12 burgers per month. 12x12 for the year... well what do you know, 144 burgers per year. The source of that infographic obviously used the same equation. Look at the traffic at fast food burger places AND don't forget about all the medium and also high tier restaurants who get loads of burger orders. You may not eat that many burgers yourself, but they are ordered as rampantly as ever. Also, while you think that figure is a stretch, the almond's figure is probably way, waaaay more of a stretch. You could lower the burger average if you wanted to by like 10%, but you'd also have to lower the almond average by about 25%, because almonds are really fucking small compared to burgers and while almost everyone I know eats burgers, (for the sake of numbers lets say I closely know about 30 people's diets) only about 5 of them eat more than a handful of almonds per year, and its likely because a few are mixed in ice cream or cookies here and there.

[Anonymous No.11088196]

>>11087944
Strange, the vegan infographics >>11087935
>>11087947
were sourced and this carnist graphic is unsourced. Really sets the meat impacted bowels a churning.

[Anonymous No.11088218]

>>11084159
Obvious troll but yeah, I don't understand how I'm supposed to feel good for a business providing less service. I don't even use straws let alone drink sugary drinks often.

[Anonymous No.11088248]

>>11087921
100 calories of steak = 1.5 oz
100 calories of broccoli = 11 oz

So you have to eat like 7x the amount of broccoli to ge the same protein from steak. Marvelous. Joel Fuhrman is manipulative and you shouldn't trust him if that picture or info actually came from him.

[Anonymous No.11088345]

>>11084404
I hate being behind these people in line.

[Anonymous No.11088532]

>>11087479
I never thought of it like that before

[Anonymous No.11088547]

>>11084121
i always bring my colostomy bag to the store b/c it's attached to my body.

[Anonymous No.11088548]

>>11087432
I wonder how many calories are in 2 lbs of almonds vs calories in 144 hamburgers

[Anonymous No.11088554]

>>11087909
no, but i eat less meat than i used to without spreading this vegan propaganda like a brainwashed retard like you

[Anonymous No.11088558]

>>11084156
in what commie shithole do you have to pay for the bags?

[Anonymous No.11088564]

>>11088558
Austin

[Anonymous No.11088650]

>>11088548
100g of almonds?
530 calories
100g of burger?
256 calories

Almonds are also the healthier choice
Go read a book, boomer

[Anonymous No.11088912]

>>11087933
Calling someone CNN is the easiest way to out yourself as a fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.11089104]

>>11084117
I never use the small bags for vegetable/fruits. I just put them in the cart and after paying in my basket in the cart. I hate how some plastick packages are wrapped 5 times.

[Anonymous No.11089364]

>>11087001
>don't generate manure
How the fuck is that a positive? Manure is an important fertiliser.

[Anonymous No.11089381]

>>11084229
That's rich coming from the dude who writes about an underage gang bang and other weird sex stuff.

[Anonymous No.11089504]

if i dont get plastic bags at the store, what will I use for my tiny trash cans and picking up dog poop?

[Anonymous No.11089520]

>>11084431

like a virus in a petri dish

[Anonymous No.11089523]

>>11088912
Black girl detected

[Anonymous No.11089531]

>>11089104
I take extra vegetable bags and use them to bag my other groceries for free. Lifehack.

[Anonymous No.11089533]

>>11089504
Kick the dog poop under a tree where nobody will step on it. It's fertilizer.
You don't need to line your trash can. Ten seconds of hosing after it's emptied and it's good as new.

[Anonymous No.11089541]

>>11087001
I disregard everything that looks like it's targeted at little kids

fuckface millenials

[Anonymous No.11089544]

>>11089541
But pepperoni pizza is unironically tasty.

[Anonymous No.11089721]

>>11087001
>almonds are not forcibly impregnated
Ohh oh oh, but they are!
In their case it's not even just humans, who carefully place the seed (instead of a fucking bull ramming it violently up into the cow's vag whether she wants it or not), but a horde of insect slaves who forcibly ram the pollen onto the poor female stigma. She has no choice in the matter. She must produce.

Oh, don't forget to read the bottoms sentence in the screenshot. More genetic manipulation thanks to the vegans! Yay vegans!

[Anonymous No.11091678]

>>11084524
She was already cleared in her email "scandal"

[Anonymous No.11091897]

>>11087909
You wanna be environmentalist?
you wanna eat a selective diet of sardines and oysters

https://fish.uw.edu/2018/06/eating-oysters-and-sardines-is-better-for-the-environment-than-most-land-based-food/

[Anonymous No.11091921]

>>11084229
They're all economically retarded or actively malicious Keynesians anyway.

[Anonymous No.11091938]

>>11087935
>Vegans literally don't understand the water cycle or the conservation of mass and energy

[Anonymous No.11091947]

>>11084609
Retard

[Anonymous No.11091961]

>>11087935
401 gallons of water just for one pound of rice? Christ. How did they ever get agriculture done in the first age is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.11092244]

>>11084117
I'm a farmer, does that count?

[Anonymous No.11092655]

I'm not gonna have children. So I'm gonna pollute as much as I can while I am alive.
Today I used an extra paper towel to dry my hands even though I didn't really needed it that much.
U mad?

[Anonymous No.11092679]

>>11091961
So I guess you never noticed that the regions of the world which traditionally grew rice were also those with monsoon rains?

[Anonymous No.11092687]

>>11092655
also im gay

[Anonymous No.11092690]

>>11092687
fag

[Anonymous No.11092711]

>>11092655
My race is going extinct and I want to leave the earth as the shittiest place possible. I actively seek to pollute the most I can if it isn't much of an effort.

[Anonymous No.11092860]

>>11084117
As a vegetarian I objectively eat more like an environmentalist than nearly all who consume meat, so yes.

[Anonymous No.11093083]

>>11084117
I love the sarcasm in this.
Grow most of my own veg. Make Japanese style pickles with most of it. Started making sun dried fish. Next year starting sweet potatoes and some starting some plum and fig trees (and tea trees if they'll take). Have few chickens and a couple emus eat their eggs. Shit's been great and relatively easy. I do occasionally get stuff from the grocery store like rice because fuck growing rice but it's neat just doing this stuff. Subsistence farming is not even like half as hardcore as people make it out to be. You can do this shit and still have a job and other hobbies. Only real workloads are when the seasons change.

[Anonymous No.11093127]

I don't make that kind of money. You need to dedicate time to figuring out which company does what, and what the current trends are for sustainable and ethical meat and produce growing. I'd rather just gnaw on the side of factory farmed livestock and inject myself full of anti-biotics to prevent myself from catching a disease.

[Anonymous No.11093744]

>>11084260
You're retarded. I'm an unironic Neo-Nazi and I love the environment. Nazi Germany had the best environmentalist laws of the era. That anon is trolling the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.11093764]

>>11092860
guess it's time to try lamb. i want to make an impact on this earth while i can

[Anonymous No.11093905]

>>11084335
been a while since I've seen that pasta.

[Anonymous No.11093911]

>>11087125
It's okay, it has a distinct taste, not as good as some regular full milk but it'll work for your coffee.

[Anonymous No.11093919]

>>11093744
List the laws you're referring to or don't bother making such a claim at all.

[Anonymous No.11093937]

>>11084117
The only reason I bring my own bags is because I'm too much of a sperg when they ask me if I need any bags, to which I simply respond with a "no". Then pack my stuff and leave.

[Anonymous No.11093943]

>>11093937
what do you do if they start putting your things in bags without asking? asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.11093950]

>>11093943
Just hand over my reusable bags for the rest of the shopping and smile awkwardly. It's my own fault for politely answering their "how are you?" before screaming "I BROUGHT MY OWN BAGS FOR GOD'S SAKE USE THESE BAGS NOT YOURS" and giving them time to start bagging my grocery without instruction.

[Anonymous No.11094034]

>>11093943
>implying I let them
They've never touched my groceries after I pay, and I usually keep my bags right in front of me. Also, sometimes I buy more stuff than I have planned, and I end up taking them with the market car.

[Anonymous No.11094041]

>>11093943
By the way, I've had experiences where they just start packing stuff. Tho, they notice my intensified concerning face, and just say "don't worry these are for free"

[Anonymous No.11095121]

>>11084117
i eat plant based