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exploring new avenues edition

>> No.11089417

>>11089415
HOW

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>>11089418
EGG

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>> No.11089428

Does anyone have one of the food gore ones where the woman is making nachos or something in a school-like setting and it looks like shit

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>> No.11089430

It always astonishes me how these threads manage to out-reddit al/ck/ threads
Sad!

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>>11089428
you're gonna need to be a lot more specific there are literally hundreds of mexican food truck webms

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>>11089427
Imagine the smell.

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>>11089434
her farts would smell amazing brAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP *SNIFF*

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>>11089427
Fuck, I'll have to stop eating avocado. Don't want to risk being mixed up with these people.

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>>11089418
i almost had a heart attack simply from watching this

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>>11089437
>british flag
checks out

>> No.11089506

>>11089415
>exploring new avenues edition
>will post the same 150 webms from the previous 1000 threads

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>> No.11089537

>>11089508
So, he made an omelette, but did so very stupidly. Brilliant.

>> No.11089538

>>11089506
>only 10 posters in 53 posts

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>>11089526
I hate you.

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>>11089429
>avocado is a healthy substitute for cheese

>> No.11089559

>>11089437
Why though

>> No.11089564

>>11089507
What the fuck

>> No.11089570

>>11089507
Wow, whites are so cruel.

>> No.11089574

>>11089479
Does anyone manage to do it without getting cheese all over their fucking faces?

>> No.11089576

>>11089507
I've been to hispanic parties where the siblings playfully try to push the birthday boy/girl's face into the face as a prank, but this is on a whole other level.

>> No.11089578

>>11089507
>mexico.webm

>> No.11089581

>>11089537
I think the point is doing it for a group of people. Its prolly easier than making 10 omlets.

>> No.11089593

>>11089578
>>11089576
It's Indonesia, but tomato/tomato, right?

>> No.11089596

>>11089574
If you can do it the burger's free.

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>> No.11089658

>>11089487
it's literally called "brownies & downies"
check the backdrop

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>>11089461
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.11089670

>>11089420
Too flat.

>> No.11089676

>>11089658
Shit. You're right.

>> No.11089701

>>11089513
Was good until they poured on the cheetos. What the fuck is wrong with chicanos?

>> No.11089704

>>11089442
It looks so fucking good fuck

>> No.11089705

>>11089448
I appreciate how this isn't some autism tier sped up video like all the other ones of this kind usually are.

>> No.11089709

>>11089458
This is so bad from start to finish. Pure art.

>> No.11089710

>>11089479
Why not just put the cheese on the burger patty?

>> No.11089714

>>11089487
I didn't know Jerry Lewis was still alive. And retarded.

>> No.11089719

>>11089701
The hot cheetos aren't the worst thing on there. It was only good until they poured on sour cream. Way to ruin perfectly good carne asada fries. Then they ruined it even further with shitty nacho cheese.

>> No.11089734

>>11089507

BUILD IT

>> No.11089748

>>11089471
this is how you get botulism

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>>11089437

Oh baby that's the good stuff.

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>>11089429

This is no way to live. Life sucks enough as it is, I didn't sign up for this.

>> No.11089763

>>11089463
I grew up in a Mexican family, and one of my aunts worked at an avocado farm(?) (plantation? orchard?). We had avocados with almost every meal, I fucking love avocados. Avocado tacos were my de facto "I'm hungry and don't know how to use a stove" latchkey kid meal. If I was slightly more of a faggot, I'd complain about "cultural appropriation" or something.

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>>11089670
Personally, I like burgers that way.

>> No.11089777

>>11089556
Isn't it? I'd assume it is.

>> No.11089783

>>11089463
They eat bread too, and rice, and meat, etc.
It's probably enough to resist the urge to act like them, if you can.

>> No.11089784

>>11089777
Why would you assume that? Avocados are almost, but not quite, entirely unlike cheese.

>> No.11089787

>>11089429
yum yum yum i love eating green shit. i love it so much i just go outside and gnaw all the young leaves off the trees oh that is some good looking grass.

>> No.11089806

>>11089784
Ah, ok, I was mostly focusing on the healthier part. Yeah, it's not much like cheese. Well, for a fruit it maybe closest, but that's not saying much.

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>>11089429
>Avocado is a substitute for cheese
>even though it is insanely fatty
>adds ADDITIONAL goat cheese right after

>> No.11089834

>>11089823
It has to taste somewhat like cheese.
Although the result is probably like adding water to soda.

>> No.11089841

>>11089834
Avocados taste nothing like cheese. The only way avocados taste like cheese is if you accidentally dropped a peeled avocado into a container of cheese.

>> No.11089843

>>11089841
....

>> No.11089848

>>11089526
This would be even better if he came in and drizzled dark chocolate syrup all over the ice cream.

>> No.11089855

>>11089841
dude way to miss the conversation
>>11089823
and
>>11089823
were discussing how they had both avocado AND goat cheese, not your discussion that avocado =/= cheese

>> No.11089861

>>11089855
>dude way to miss the conversation
Obviously, I wasn't paying attention. Duh. Who looks like an asshole now?

>> No.11089879

>>11089481
I tried this when I first started learning how to cook and it is honestly pretty shit.

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>> No.11089889

egg fort

>> No.11089891

>>11089885

"Just a little more...little more...ok one more...perfect. Thank you so much."

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>> No.11089939

>>11089570
>spics
>white

>> No.11089943

>>11089658
>>11089676
>>11089906
That's in the Netherlands.

>> No.11089961

>>11089427
avacado really isn't good enough to warrant this shit

>> No.11089971

>>11089961

Look at the people in the video. That's all you need to know about the "clientele" and their "vision."

>> No.11089972

>>11089487
that little retard was the happiest man on earth for a brief moment

>> No.11089973

>>11089514
that shit is way undercooked

>> No.11089997

>>11089415
Hey, this bitch called into the chip chipperson podacast last week

>> No.11090021

>>11089450
The "Villain" from Mission Impossible Fallout did nothing wrong.

>> No.11090088

>>11089446

I would be pissing out my asshole for a month after eating that garbage.

>> No.11090102

>>11089429
wait a minute guys, this might be some bro science bullshit, but I bet that end result is still delicious

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This is just the worst.

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>>11089429
>cheese is unhealthy

>the replacement for cheese is avofreakingcado

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wtf kind of "webm" thread is this

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>> No.11090275

>>11089748
no it isn't

>> No.11090278

>>11090109
How much analsoy do you need to intake to become this effete?

>> No.11090292

>>11090278

That fag could absolutely use a shot of testosterone, and not one in the mouth.

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>>11090292

>> No.11090307

>>11089437
STOP

>> No.11090325

>>11089593
close enough

>> No.11090367

>>11090260
One that wasn't autistic until you showed up.

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>>11089437

>> No.11090394

This is the first thread where literally every video has been posted already. FUCK this stupid ass echo chamber, I'm never coming back.

>> No.11090431

>>11089446
It's a burger with butter. That's literally it.

>> No.11090463

>>11089448
>take overcooked chicken
>cook it 15 minutes more
wow ok.

>> No.11090494

>>11089487
>/ck/ - food & cooking

>> No.11090507

>>11089427
I bet that Avacado "burger" costs $15

>> No.11090579

>>11089973
Do you wanna know why I know you are an american?

>> No.11090632

>>11089973
ah yes, anon criticizes a world famous chef again. This is my favorite episode.

>> No.11090681

>>11089514
>the recipe is a secret
25 seconds later
>they whip the eggs until they're thick
Well, that didn't last long.

>> No.11090724

>>11089461
i hope there is a music

>> No.11090749

needs moar ja/ck/

>> No.11090882

>>11089472
>chicken little, alternate ending
fucking dead

>> No.11090920

>>11089483
Terrible recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Garbage.

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>>11089427
>>11089429
>>11089437
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>>11089446
>>11089450
It's shit like this that makes veganism a thing
>>11089481
>>11089483
>>11089507
That poor kid...
>>11089513
If I keep going I'll never leave this board
Why have these cursed abominations unto the lord reached my eyes

>> No.11090932

>>11089427
Is that the nigger princess?

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>> No.11090947

>>11089487
>Victory screech!

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>>11089442
What the actual fuck?

>>11089444
LOL underated post

>> No.11090983

>>11089446
Needs a higher quality bun.

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>>11089450
MONGOLOID SAVAGES

>> No.11091016

Does anyone have any Ja/ck/? I need to show some of his """works""" for a friend.

>> No.11091037

>>11089418
Looks good for Thanksgiving

>> No.11091058

>>11089487
Best post in bread

>> No.11091069

>>11089507
What has been seen

>> No.11091097

>>11089450
But why?

>> No.11091098

>>11090954
I'd toot those hooters

>> No.11091151

>>11090109
I didn't know it was possible to cut food in a mincing manner.

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>>11089772
>lettuce and tomato on the bottom

>> No.11091204

>>11089437
>Imagine being this utterly incompetent in the kitchen.
What a crazy world we live in.

>> No.11091207

>>11089442
Anyone ever actually done this?
>its raclette you fucking mong.
I have had it just normally sliced, but never done the burner/melter meme-ery.

>> No.11091216

>>11089458
>When you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you."

>> No.11091235

>>11089471
Or you could just fucking eat less.
Informative, but dumb. Nice combo.

>> No.11091241

>>11089472
Now this is classy.

>> No.11091251

>>11089512
I don't think I've ever seen brussels sprouts in a stew. I feel like it would be weird but I'm going to try it out.

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>>11090749
:)

>> No.11091256

>>11089521
Anyone who eats their pasta al-dente is an asshole.
Come at me bro.

>> No.11091261

>>11089885
imagine accidentally inhaling that

>> No.11091271

>>11089772
I fucking hate this. My dad always made burgers like 1.5 inches thick. I'd have to make my own thin patties if I wanted a proper burger.
>Why did you make me remember that?
>I hate you now.

>> No.11091280

>>11089997
I saw that too. I looked her up afterwards b/c I remember seeing her here.
Did you see her "goes on a date" video?
That was some epicly awkward shit.
>I'd smash my face into her loaves nomsayin.

>> No.11091289

>>11090109
This needs a video edit where he's wearing a Carmen Miranda fruit hat and bangle earrings to complete the look.
>Calling all meme-wizards.

>> No.11091297

>>11090954
I mean. I'd do it. But I wouldn't be proud of it...
And she'd have to be facing away from me, and freshly washed.
>Eggs lol.

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>>11090109
I was sick and tired of this webm getting reposted a million times, but then I got in a situation where I wanted to show it and nobody posted it anymore.
So, thanks for posting I guess. Have a greedy landwhale.

>> No.11091319

>>11089522
This just saddens me, to think that there's someone out there who sees this as fun.

>> No.11091339

>>11089415
Imagine doing this with a cold

>> No.11091349

>>11091304
That disgusting pig has tattoos.
Who the fuck trick or treats at >18?
>Yeah I know its a mother of ona the kids, but still...
>I stopped trick or treating at 14.
>At 15 I went pumpkin smashing. >:^]
>Was incredibly fun. Never did it again.

>> No.11091352

>>11091097
the idea is to show the customer the fish they're being served was actually alive when they prepared it as opposed to something that's been dead and rotting in the back

>> No.11091366

>>11091319
>having fun is bad

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>>11091352
I'd just assume it was infected with a zombie virus, but your explanation makes more sense.

>> No.11091391

>>11091352
Like they couldn't just take a snapshot or something. Asians are truly sub-human when it comes to empathy.
>Some edgelord faggot posted a vid of a chink boiling a live dog in oil last week and I'm still pretty fucked up about it. Goddamn kill people like that.

>> No.11091435

>>11090463
>Cooked in sauce

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>>11090394
there bitch now shut the fuck up

>> No.11091661

>>11089450
Would eat all of it except those larvae at the end

>> No.11091671

>>11089420
I was just barely dealing with this until that grease oozes out

>> No.11091692

>>11089469
This is so white it hurts

>> No.11091708

>>11089415
I don't get it, what the fuck does this do

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What's he eating? Why is is so bad?

>> No.11091723
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Here, have some white hot oc

>> No.11091726

>>11091712
That's a barbecue cheese pie by the looks of it. Overkill with the barbecue.

>> No.11091728

>>11091708
>what does this do
Did you think there was some functional benefit or something?
Its a video of an asian woman being weird on the internet. Its gonna attract views. What's the endgame? Who knows.
She did an interview on the chip chipperson podcast recently.
>tsss tsss double guns cock sucka.

>> No.11091734

>>11091723
My nigga. Fellow "why-do-I-bother OC engineer" here.

>> No.11091736

>>11089479
>you can now
no you always could
most people just knew they shouldn't

>> No.11091738

>>11089450
I don't have words for this.

>> No.11091742

>>11091734
I figure I can just force my youtube subscriptions on CK this way.

>> No.11091744

>>11091723
If I ever wield the power to influence a nation, I will make it extremely illegal to be a twat with one's food.

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>>11091016

>> No.11091761

>>11090681
The secret is the exact quantity of butter

>> No.11091764

>>11089433
cutting up such a nice steak into such shitty small pieces like that should be illegal
just get stew meat or something what the fuck

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god watching these people eat when Im on a diet makes me so sad. I'm making wings tomorrow.

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>>11089487
>tfw you will never ever be this happy

>> No.11091787

>>11089420
The end result seems a bit boring. Just mustard and cheese on it. Meh.

>> No.11091808

>>11089514
It's like looking at a fat guy removing his shirt.

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>>11089517
what even

>> No.11091819
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yum yum

>> No.11091830

>>11091775
Fucking eww. Why the hell does she bother to put makeup on?
>Polishing a turd to a mirror shine.

>> No.11091834

>>11091532
Based Bourdain. Dead frog jew knew what was what.

>> No.11091844

>>11091819
Jesus Christ I hate this asshole, constantly crying about how his husband got tired of doing self-destructive mukbang videos with him and left him for becoming a fat faggot.

>> No.11091851

>>11091844
truthfully I'm not entirely sure why I'm still subscribed.

>> No.11091855

>>11090394
Lies. I just made that ramsay burger webm especially to point out how shit it was compared to the flat ones.
Although it has probably been posted as a youtube link before a bunch times, but that doesn't count.

>> No.11091860

>>11090260
>>11090266
>filename
good job anons

>> No.11091865

>>11091860
Fuck off

>> No.11091869

>>11091855
i've never seen the spider one and the dorito nugget one before either though maybe i just missed them

>> No.11091874

>>11091830
I'm worried to find out how bad it can get without those layers of protection.

>> No.11091885

>>11091869
The spider one happens to be one I made quite a while back too, so it's been posted before. Quality is shit though. I'm surprised someone saved it. They really ought to make vp9 an option already. I really don't get why they block it.

>> No.11091886

>>11089440
thats da good stuff

>> No.11091891

>>11091775
My wife watches these videos specifically because she's on a diet. Apparently watching disgusting fat people root around their slop trough is her way of motivating herself to not be a disgusting fat person.
I can understand why. The food looks good but watching these creatures eat it is a vile sight.

>> No.11091894

>>11091885
>They really ought to make vp9 an option already
so you can shoot whoever reposts your shitty webms?

>> No.11091901

>>11090920
I'm assuming it is prison food. I didn't know you could get onions at a prison commissary, but everything else seems very prison like.

>> No.11091908

>>11091901
guys who work in the kitchens smuggle them out

>> No.11091909

>>11091894
Is vp9 some sort of gun?

>> No.11091912
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this is too much cheese for me, honestly

>> No.11091914

>>11091886
>chocolate sprinkles on bread
Do Americans really?
Oh kut die shit is van ons.

>> No.11091919

>>11091912
it looks somewhat toxic.

>> No.11091923

>>11090260
>>11090266
One thing I have always been curious of when watching this webm, is I wonder how he might exit his establishment without damaging any of his product(the eggs).

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>> No.11091928

>>11091891
It's very effective. I hate lards so much that I could live for days on that hate alone.

>> No.11091932

>>11091912
>presses it down anticipating a waterfall of grease
>gets a tiny stream

lol

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>> No.11091941

>>11091928
I don't necessarily hate lards as long as they're aware of their condition and don't try to justify it so they have an excuse to do nothing about it. Worse still if they fucking film themselves cramming their faces with obscene amounts of food as if that's not going to do any harm.

>> No.11091946

>>11089518
this pleases me

>> No.11091956

>>11089772
it's too much meat (that's what she said)
1/3lb patty is the perfect size. anything bigger or smaller, you're a fatass or pussy respectively.

>> No.11091960

>>11090260
kek @ file name
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.11092002

>>11089433
>cutting up steak like that and steaming it til it's grey
not surprising that this was done by a woman

>> No.11092023

>>11089437
Reminds me of my mam. She also microwaves steak.

>> No.11092026

>>11089437
I'm thinking it'll end up being some kind of a soup or stew

>> No.11092036

>>11091960
he's gotta cook them all m8

>> No.11092059

>>11089461
just give me the fucking crepe you nigger

>> No.11092087

>>11089471
I'd imagine any reduction is offset by the net gain in calories from coconut oil

>> No.11092111

>>11090920
>>11091901
>ConBody
>do the time

>> No.11092158

>>11091844
Who is this guy again?

>> No.11092203

>>11091927
Is this MGS4 ?

>> No.11092209

>>11089437
Good example of when OP is not the biggest day in the thread.

>> No.11092212

>>11089444
Stop it, faggot.

>> No.11092223

>>11089472
Tear gas is already organic. The main component is capsaicin.

>> No.11092226

>>11092203
It is.

>> No.11092227

>>11089461
Wonder if the booger tasted better

>> No.11092236

>>11092223
Those opening tv shows were really good at feeling offputting.

>> No.11092258

>>11091391
it's to show your customer that the establishment you're running is on the level in selling non-spoiled products
you can't really fake dead animals as alive if it's still kicking on your plate
frankly put if you live in a society that has that many people in such close proximity, you either have a strictly regimented society that you either fit in or are ostracized (like, say japan or korea) or you get people that simply don't give a fuck
there are merits to either system
it's not particularly shocking that third world people who treat each other like shit treat animals like shit because it's all they know
china just happens to have the combination of that and being the originator of cheap electronics to record things

>> No.11092263

>>11089446
I actually tried butter on my burger once just to see how it went with the beef etc.

It was gross (shocker, I know). I figured it might taste alright as like some kind of weirdly indulgent, fatty dish, but it tasted like shit, and I used far less than half as much butter

>> No.11092268

>>11092258
It's because chinks are soulless automatons with no regard for human or animal life.
>t. agnostic who hates chinese "culture"

>> No.11092276

>>11092268
Do you think japs don't also eat live seafood?

>> No.11092280

>>11089516
weird how crabs seem delicious but these seem horrifying

>> No.11092296

>>11089440

dutch """"""""cuisine""""""""

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>>11092280
No they're still terrifying.

>> No.11092334

>>11092313
The eternal Anglo strikes again

>> No.11092338

>>11092313
The Jim Hensen workshop has finally crossed a line.

>> No.11092392

>>11092317
Please tell me these things at least move slowly.

>> No.11092396

>>11089472

Now THIS is le EPIC

>> No.11092411

>>11092392
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
>the coconut crab has been recorded ambulating at a rate of 59 km/hr (37 mph) when scared or threatened, far faster than the fastest recorded human, even exceeding that of a racehorse at full gallop.[6]

>> No.11092416

>>11092313
>▶
Speaking of british cuisine, Is Yorkshire pudding any good? Saw a recipe in an old book and seemed decent.

>> No.11092427

>>11089508
Just because something can be done, does not mean it should.

>> No.11092447

>>11089524
I hate how hipsters try to romanticize ghetto food. Im surprised there hasn't been a larger honey bun push

>> No.11092480

>>11092447
The bugman desperately tries to fill the void in his heart, by consuming fad foods, rather than developing character or personality.

>> No.11092482

>>11092416
They're great. Eat them with gravy.

>> No.11092533

>>11092317
This particular image is fake.

>> No.11092587

>>11089487
the way he launches that food is no way it went on the plate, the cameraman was going to show it then stopped. Someone quickly picked up the food and put it on the plate.

>> No.11092615

>>11092411
What the absolute fuck.

>> No.11092637

>>11092533
no it's just a small waste bin, look at it in comparison to the sidewalk

>> No.11092712

>>11091207
thats not how raclette is made thats nigger raclette
>>11089442
this shit is so infuriating to watch. why did reddit take my cantons culinary centerpieces and make this atrocity out of it. fucking disgusting

>> No.11092717

>>11089487
Fuck that little dude made me smile.
>brownies and downies
Based and redpilled

>> No.11092732

>>11089507
What a vibrant culture

>> No.11092737

>>11092712
What's wrong with it?

>> No.11092740

>>11089415
I would do horrible, horrible things to Breadface's ass. Just sayin'.

>> No.11092749

>>11092313
>hi-viz jacket
I have to wonder what this strange gremlin does for a living.

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>>11092737
Let me break it down not in order because all of it is shit. preface all of this with "raclette should be"

1\ you should only eat raclette with BOILED small potatoes
2\ in a resto you will eat raclette of several different cheeses usually 8-9 and each one will be given as a single portion that can be eaten with oen such potat
3\ you will not eat raclette with fucking bread or salads
4\ those potatoes are god damn fucking grilled or broiled or fried i dont give a shit that is fucking digusting
5\ you dont scrape the fucking tough outer part into the customers plate. thats putting literal shit in their plate. what kind of idiot would do that
6\ the onions and cornichons will be in a side dish always. the vinegar from them is going to drip
7\ the portion size again is ridiculous, the cheese will begin to soldify long before you are finished it
8\ the cheese is burned. it should not be burned like that. its because that idiot meme resto tried to make the melted part extra thick so they dont ned to serve the customer multiple times. retarded and disgusting
9\ all that food on a single plate

that webm makes me so mad i cant describe my feelings properly. please forgive spelling english is 4th language for me. and im very angry at that restaurant. its a meme place in newyork, I know because I've seen it IRL and yelled at my friend about how much i wanted to bomb them

>> No.11092756

>>11092749
Gonna say hes a crossing guard.

>> No.11092765

>>11092752
Those all seem like well founded and reasonable points.
>This nigger knows his melted cheese.

>> No.11092775

>>11089440
It must be dry af

>> No.11092792

>>11089997
>>11091280
Oh my, you people know her name? I tried to find out who she is a while ago but with no success.

>podcast
> "goes on a date" video?

Oh, please please please help me out, I need to know who she is.

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>>11092615
Sweet dreams ;)

>> No.11092798

>>11089465
I actually really loved this guy's show.

>> No.11092806

>>11092792
For (You)
>skip to 23:40 for maximum weirdness the-ride-never-ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kby0C4lZvc
>yw

>> No.11092812

>>11092317
This is why we have guns.

>> No.11092824

>>11092806
Nice, thank you very much.

>> No.11092833

>>11089461
a /ck/ classic

>> No.11092849

>>11089444
Good thing she completely scrubbed off the non stick layer... mmmm, aluminum.

>> No.11092857

>>11089437
Only a terrorist in our great Britain would do this. Can confirm we do not boil mincemeat in my household.

>> No.11092861

>>11089444
ER wtf

>> No.11092863

>>11092857
>mummy kay
>not the pinnacle of proper english motherhood
you some kind of muzzie or summat la'?

>> No.11092868

>>11092806
>>11092824
Just watching a couple of minutes, and I'm having this strong feeling in my stomach, and goosebumps. Like my affection needs to manifest in physical form.

Her other videos look really interesting too, I should have never given up on my search back then, but here she finally is.

>Bread Face sings NIN
I mean, how awesome is that?

Again, I can't thank you enough anon. <3

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>>11092317
Thank google, for instead of helping me, introducing me to yet another monster.

>> No.11092898

>>11092756
You mean on a bridge, where he has people solve riddles if they want to cross?

>> No.11092900

>>11092868
Well she's single. She said as much on the podcast interview. She's a writer.
I'd like to go on a date with her, she seems like a really interesting person without being batshit crazy.
Check out her poprocks video. She has a weirdass mirror sculpture in the middle of the room that can rotate to drastically change the view. That's some deep-person girl stuff.

>> No.11092902

>>11092870
>not knowing what a coconut crab is

>> No.11092905

>>11092900
I think she said shes 30. Makes me wanna wrap my baby blaster in croissant dough.

>> No.11092911

>>11092263
Salted or unsalted butter?

>> No.11092913

>>11092902
>stating the obvious
thanks for beating google I guess

>> No.11092925

>>11089823
>posting facebook frog outside of /r9k/

>> No.11092934
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ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!

>> No.11092960

>>11089454
what the source for this? been looking for it,

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>>11092898

>> No.11092983

>>11092900
I think I found that podcast interview, thanks to >>11089997 for mentioning it. Those hosts though.

And yes, she seems really interesting. I've got a lot of catching up to do now. Feeling a spark of happiness and excitement in my dead soul for the first time in a long while.

It's like 5:30am here and I wanted to sleep, but I'm feeling wide awake now, time to crack open a beer I guess.

>> No.11093013

>>11092983
What do ya think of chip? (smirk)

>> No.11093020

>>11092983
Are you me? Am I talking to myself?

>> No.11093024

>>11092313
but who was camera

>> No.11093030

>>11091865
bad job gaynon

>> No.11093059

>>11093013
I don't really know at this point, I skipped around the video to find the interview, haven't listened to it yet. Is he the dude on the top left?

>> No.11093067

>>11089772
Honestly, this is fine if and only if he seasoned the meat correctly. The bread and other toppings are prepared and assembled in a way meant to withhold slippage after being squished. The problem is that 90% of the people who try making a similar burger just end up with a greasy mess due to improper fat % / preparation.

>> No.11093080

>>11093067
Not buying it, gordon. You've lost the plot. Fuck off.

>> No.11093095

>>11089443
brap fetishizers need to be executed.

>> No.11093100

>>11092752
>yelled at my friend about how much i wanted to bomb them
damn you take your cheese seriously

>> No.11093103

>>11093059
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huVQgbu8YWA

>> No.11093111

>>11089462
am I the only person that doesn't like broccoli in fettuccine? it overpowers the taste of everything else.

>> No.11093130

>>11089772
>good morning america
>making burger
>morning

fuck.were never going to escape the stereotype.

>> No.11093154

>>11089524
jesus I thought this was a red velvet milkshake for a sec

>> No.11093166

>>11093103
I see, like I said, I can't really tell at this point, first impression is that he seems to be genuine despite putting on this act. And if I'm dead wrong, I don't care. I'm not eager to find that out either.

But I also paused the video, because it annoyed the hell out of me. The constant talking over each other, the constant interrupting of each other gets on my nerves, I don't have ADHD. It would be okay if they did that among themselves, but everytime they ask her a question she gets to say like three words before she gets interupted with some unfunny shit among themselves again. Which sucks when I'm only interested to hear what SHE has to say.

>> No.11093176

>>11090260
>>11090266
In what manner does he evacuate his venue of employment sans shattering the organic vessels containing chicken zygotes?

>> No.11093178

>>11092934
talk like crab
walk like people

>> No.11093185

>>11093166
Its a character parodying someone else.
I guess you need to know all the info to fully enjoy it.
>thats Jim Norton btw.

>> No.11093186

>>11090925
>It's shit like this that makes veganism a thing
No

>> No.11093192

>>11091775
god I feel bad looking at her, like she's probably a nice person but how the hell can you live with yourself at that size?

>> No.11093197

>>11089997
>bitch

Are you so sure? Like "she" checks in for every tick of a trap I can think of.

>> No.11093198

>>11089450
Fucking bug people I swear.

>> No.11093201

>>11093197
Nah, I listened to it, and watched her channel some.
Legit vagina-owner.

>> No.11093206

>>11093192
Her smile and optimism: gone.

>> No.11093216

>>11092158
mukbang youtuber who bitches and moans about how his life is shit but does nothing to better himself, cheated on his husband multiple times as well as gave him chlamydia.

>> No.11093228

>>11089997
>He listens to Chip Chipperson

What are you doing here? Yeesh

>> No.11093230

>>11089472
Le Reedit: The Video
unironically looks good though

>> No.11093236

>>11093216
>"Mukbang" is an internet fad that finds viewers watching mukbangers binge eating copious amounts of food. This strange trend began in Korea in 2011. The term "mukbang" comes from a mix of two Korean words, "muk-ja" (eating) and "bang-song" (broadcasting). The most popular mukbang stars (also called 'BJs' for broadcast Jockeys) eat messy foods as they loudly slurp, chomp and display bad table manners.
What the fuck why would anyone watch that

>> No.11093237

>>11093228
The yumah too refined for you?

>> No.11093241

>>11093236
I agree. I mean if they're describing the experience of weird food I'll never get to try, I could kind of understand. But just watching someone be a slob is fairly gross.

>> No.11093258

>>11093236
>seriously asking this question
>on 4chan
if you haven't been exposed to enough bizarre fetishes that this appears alien to you haven't been here long enough

>> No.11093266

>>11089456
Why

>> No.11093279

>>11093236
Nickacodo is also a special case where even though other mukbangs excercise, eat clean in between videos which they make every week or 2. Nickacodo does this shit almost everyday, He's gonna fucking killing himself.

>> No.11093280

>>11093266
aprils fools joke by burger king

>> No.11093289

>>11093103
I find this video fascinating because of what a wide range of female archetypes are present, and how they observe and judge eachother at interesting points in the conversation.
t. a man with the mind of a spider
>eggs amirite?

>> No.11093292

>>11092868
gross

>> No.11093300

>>11093237
No idea what that means. You're gay. Watch Redbar.

>> No.11093323

>>11091692
Kill yourself

>> No.11093339

>>11089507
Malaysian riceniggers

>> No.11093343

>>11089570
Youre fucking retarded

>> No.11093380

>>11092925
Go back

>> No.11093399

>>11089472
absolutely retarded
>go to japanese resturant where they cook in front of you
>cook isn't even japanese
>hes mexican
>tries being funny
>gets the oil
>"im gonna put some baby oil on the hot floor"
>gets soy sauce
>"im gonna add a bit of dr pepper"
>does this for almost every ingridient
>onion volcano was cool tho

thats what this gay webm reminded me of

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>>11089507
dont worry
those eggs thrown at him may have left him disfigured for the rest of his life but he got revenge

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>>11093380
>illegal immigrant trying to send natives home
the hubris

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>>11089885
Every time I think he's done he adds more

>> No.11093636

>>11092752
>that webm makes me so mad i cant describe my feelings properly. please forgive spelling english is 4th language for me. and im very angry at that restaurant. its a meme place in newyork, I know because I've seen it IRL and yelled at my friend about how much i wanted to bomb them
The other three happen to be Arabic, Farsi, and Hebrew?

>> No.11093653

>>11089450
Asians are not human.

>> No.11093683

>>11089517
What happened to the second lemon?

>> No.11093755

>>11093236
Well I would watch it to prevent me for going to any fast food restaurant or eating junk food if I feel like on a binge

>> No.11093774

>>11093111
Yes you are the only person in the world

>> No.11093891

>>11089507
CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN!!!!!

>> No.11093985

>>11092960
PES

>> No.11093994

>>11092002
A fat one with a tattoo on her left forearm

>> No.11094012

>>11089513
How to trigger a Belgian.webm

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>>11089446
Imagine eating that butter if it solidified at all.

>> No.11094037

>>11093636
His love for raclette tells me he's from Switzerland but his weaponized autism makes me think of Austria.

>> No.11094048

>>11089469
What's the point of this?

>> No.11094054

>>11092587
Even if true, at least it made him incredibly happy, Scrooge.

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>>11089524
If hipsters buy it, why not sell it and make money.

It would be great with Hot Lips instead.

>> No.11094085

>>11092900
I'm listening the podcast and I thought she would speak ingrish, and not proper English. About to drop this.

>> No.11094095

>>11094037
>His love for raclette tells me he's from Switzerland but his weaponized autism makes me think of Austria.
You're just confirming my assumption, anon.

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>>11089448
>cook meat
>add sauce and seasonings after the fact
>cook again

>> No.11094597

>>11092587
First of all there was no one there when he did it, second of all they wouldn't put it on the edge of the plate like that. Stop being a faggot and fuck off.

>> No.11094734

nice thread

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