school food general

[Anonymous No.11090439]

typical school food and discussions

[Anonymous No.11090442]

[Anonymous No.11090446]

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[Anonymous No.11090455]

[Anonymous No.11090457]

>>11090439
>>11090442
>>11090446
>>11090451
>>11090455

do americans really eat this crap

[Anonymous No.11090459]

bolognese my ass

[Anonymous No.11090470]

this is not america btw

[Anonymous No.11090479]

[Anonymous No.11090484]

its sweden

[Anonymous No.11090487]

>>11090439
>go to one of the highest rated school districts in the nation
>the food was still indistinguishable from plastic

[Anonymous No.11090492]

[Anonymous No.11090497]

[Anonymous No.11090501]

last one

[Anonymous No.11090536]

>>11090470
>>11090484
Definitely not America lol. Here we get knock off McChicken oven cooked frozen fries BBQ sauce packets and a salad bar. The salad bar at my school was actually pretty dank had 3 kinds of beans, pickled beets, hard boiled eggs, etc.

[Anonymous No.11090568]

>>11090501
Scandinavian?

[Anonymous No.11090586]

Live in South Carolina. I could never stomach school lunches and always had my mom pack them for me. Truly atrocious shit.

[Anonymous No.11090588]

>>11090457
I've eaten all of that bland awful shit growing up in Sweden. They even had the same plastic plates as in the pictures.

[Anonymous No.11090597]

>>11090484
I fucking knew it.

t. >>11090588

[Anonymous No.11090600]

all there was in our cafeteria were cheese toasts, pizza, subs and shit like prezels and sweet pastry. it was good enough, better than all the slob i've seen in other schools at least

[Anonymous No.11090667]

>>11090457
no plates or metal forks in American schools

[Anonymous No.11090772]

>>11090439
I remember a group of kids in my high school that submitted a request to add more dishes to the school’s restaurant
The kastu curry was nice, and a very large portion

[Anonymous No.11090803]

>>11090439
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

[Anonymous No.11090804]

My school

[Anonymous No.11090831]

>>11090439
how do you get your portion of the brown slop if they use tongs for the mystery meat?

[Anonymous No.11090837]

>>11090588
>growing up in Sweden
>plastic plates
Pick one

[Anonymous No.11090848]

>>11090837
>let me tell you about your country
Fuck off burger.

[Anonymous No.11090856]

>>11090831
It's just normal sliced falukorv. The water is only there to keep it "hot".

[Anonymous No.11090871]

>>11090848
Jag bor i Umeå...

[Anonymous No.11090915]

>>11090871
Här i södra Sverige hade vi exakt den här typen av plasttallrikar >>11090442 >>11090446

[Anonymous No.11090965]

>>11090915

[Anonymous No.11090968]

>>11090915
Såg nu att 2 av dem var av plast.
Jävla babbar kan inte ens ha porslin utan att paja skitet.

[Anonymous No.11091258]

>>11090439
la cuisina de los goblinos....

[Anonymous No.11091287]

>>11091258
what is this shitskin saying?

[Anonymous No.11091581]

>>11090501
based Wasa

[Anonymous No.11091602]

>their school didn't have a snack shop and hot food snack bar with Clux-delux, wings, mozzarella sticks, seasoned fries, and corn dogs for only slightly more then the cafeteria line.

Lol and I lived in the shitty south back then. Sad!

[Anonymous No.11091603]

>>11090439
I remember in highschool they served us the same chili con carne (in reality juste beef with tomato sauce and beans because we're an ocean away from mexico) during three days.

[Anonymous No.11091766]

>>11091287
He forgets Yuropoors have shitty school lunches as well.

[Anonymous No.11091820]

>>11090487
Same what the fuck
They were always talking about how great the school was but it’s food was literal prison food

[Anonymous No.11091867]

>>11090457

[Anonymous No.11091884]

>>11090479
what the fuck dude

[Anonymous No.11091887]

Juniors and seniors had a 1 hour open lunch when I was in high school.
Usually went to Subway

[Anonymous No.11091902]

Do American elementary schools really all have cafeterias?

[Anonymous No.11091903]

>not understanding that American school food is SUPPOSED to suck so you lazy fucks don't get conditioned to being fed and dependent on the state like the yuropedans are
>not understanding that the shitty food is designed to encourage you to think outside the box and do things like LEAVE and find better food
>not realizing that the only people that complain about school food are the only people stupid enough to have eaten it

[Anonymous No.11091951]

In high school I got a bun with a couple of dark greenish spots on top, they were small but I was just kicking up the dust, if you will. I asked the lunch lady what they were and she said "...spices". I admittedly was kinda being an ass, but I replied "why is mine the only one with spices?" (and it was, btw). She just stared at me in annoyance, so I walked away.

[Anonymous No.11091959]

>>11091903
>thinking any of this drivel is true

[Anonymous No.11091963]

>>11091902
Yes, of course. Where else would kids eat?

[Anonymous No.11091965]

>>11091963
In their classrooms? Why would you want a huge room that's only used for an hour a day?

[Anonymous No.11091970]

>>11091887
>Gets open campus
>Proceeds to get a sandwich
Lmao

[Anonymous No.11091981]

>>11091965
>Why does any building have a cafeteria?
>Why do I have to eat with the same 8 kids everyday?
>Why do they call me special?

[Anonymous No.11091987]

>>11091970
The area wasn't very developed so it took 15-20 minutes to get to the closest place to eat and we didn't care enough to spend half out break time driving.

[Anonymous No.11092121]

Seriously craving this right now

[Anonymous No.11092127]

>>11092121
Wednesday was pizza day at my elementary school.

[Anonymous No.11092156]

>>11091965
They're used for other things. Buses will start bringing kids to the school about an hour and a half before school starts, those kids can be kept in the cafeteria until school starts while an administrator yells at them for talking loudly. Some schools serve an optional breakfast, in which case the gym might serve the above stated purpose.

[Anonymous No.11092306]

>>11090457
No, we use superior Styrofoam© because we are civilized.

[Anonymous No.11092355]

>>11092121
>That kid who was lactose intolerant, who gave you his slice for free
Thanks, Tim. God Bless your soul.

[Anonymous No.11092373]

BOSCO STICKS
O
S
C
O

[Anonymous No.11092376]

This is kinda making me miss my school's dining hall. Giant wooden tables, a "salad" bar that mostly had yesterday's leftovers - cold sausages were the best - all the old portraits staring down at you, one kid that would put so much vinegar on his chips they would float, another one that would fold every bread slice in four and grab the middle out so he could skip the crusts, a secret door that connected to the head master's closet.

[Anonymous No.11092477]

>>11091981
I ate with the same 24 kids every day. You know, my classmates.

[Anonymous No.11092492]

>>11091602
>clux delux
holy shit I remember this. it was like knock off chick fil a except a billion times worse but still better than normie cafeteria food. Most people alternated between that and domino's pizza unironically unless you were on free lunch and weren't eligible

[Anonymous No.11092506]

>>11092156
Do most kids in the US get bussed to school? Outside of rural areas, I mean.

[Anonymous No.11092551]

>>11092506
yes they do, rural areas included and even moreso. Only richer areas do people get driven to school. My grade school bus ride was ~1.5 hrs one way since I was the first stop and my school was 15 miles away. Shit fuckkin sucked. One year they gave us a short bus for some reason (not retards I promise) and we had 40 people on it and were all 3 to a seat. Truly horrifying that hot shitty long ride every day. meanwhile other kids had 10 people on a normal bus, such bullshit

[Anonymous No.11092585]

>>11092551
When I was a kid, everyone walked or got driven by their parents.

[Anonymous No.11092666]

>>11092585
must have been a richie richpants then

[Anonymous No.11092719]

>>11090479
>>11090484
>>11090470
>>11090492
>>11090501
decadent fag shit
this is why your "men" can't piss standing up anymore and all your women are coalburning whores

[Anonymous No.11092725]

I had cheese fries and a large coke everyday in high school

[Anonymous No.11092776]

>>11091959
>family guy
cringe and bluepilled

[Anonymous No.11092819]

>>11090446
Thanks, Michelle.

[Anonymous No.11092908]

>>11092585
A lot of kids have parents that are working when they would need to take the kids to school, and some schools are magnet schools where some kids might live like 40 miles away. So those kids might get on the bus at like 4 AM. Also for some reason the schools with IB programs are frequently in the bad neighborhood where the kids would probably get mugged if they walked to school. Mine was like that. The school was once all black before desegregation, but they didn't let any black kids into the IB program until 2002.

[Anonymous No.11092917]

>>11092908
We're talking about elementary schools, not high schools, so IB isn't relevant.

[Anonymous No.11092935]

you fucks shit on china, but Chinese schools have way better food.

[Anonymous No.11092951]

>>11092666
My elementary school attendance area was all accessible with a 20 minute walk. Same goes for pretty much every school in the city.

[Anonymous No.11092962]

>>11092935
>oohh a-so a-so, today's speciar: rrat skewers flied in gutter oiur, tomollow boired dog head with felmented rettuce

[Anonymous No.11093414]

>>11090439
>Good gravy!
*eastern European accent
>oh thank you, it's just brown and water

[Anonymous No.11093510]

man public school food will literally kill you.

>go to private school
>mom packs nice lunch everyday
>baloogna sandwich, fruit roll up, milk
>gym actually made us do shit
>would never get tired/sweaty after so long, even outside playing
>move to public school
>get fed preprocessed chicken fried steak with unknown gravy etc.
>few months later can't even run without being out of breathe

[Anonymous No.11093512]

>>11090439
What is that shit? It looks like someone cut up a hot dog with down syndrome.

[Anonymous No.11093521]

One of the favorites.

>>11090487
That feel when they use the exact same mince meat thing with seasoning and all in these "pizzas" as they do in pasta sauce and mince meat casserole. They taste like mince meat sauce.

A fad and not really suitable to the kind of machinery they prepare food with.

>>11090568
I can actually identify it's Finnish rather than Swedish crisp bread :)

By the way, did one of you other Nords have gravlax for Christmas?

[Anonymous No.11093539]

>>11090804
Me on the left

[Anonymous No.11093548]

>>11090439
My middle school had a Taco Bell inside it, I don't know what shitty schools you faggots went to.

[Anonymous No.11093561]

I'm my third world shithole only public schools (aka only to poor favela niggers) have free food and most of time is shit like this.

[Anonymous No.11093572]

>school lunches
do third worlders really do this?

[Anonymous No.11093581]

>>11093561

What is that grey mulch the beans are soaked in

[Anonymous No.11093595]

>>11093510

Why can't you just pack your own lunch in public school anymore?

[Anonymous No.11093598]

>>11093581

looks like starchy water, the beans probably didn't get rinsed or drained properly

[Anonymous No.11093615]

>83 posts
>still no Korean/Japanese school food shitposter
Good thread.

[Anonymous No.11093642]

Student edition.

[Anonymous No.11093655]

>>11090470
>half a plate of green vegetables
you didn't need to say it

[Anonymous No.11093685]

>>11093561
And in middle and uper class schools children just buy some junk food like deepfried stuff like coxinha or kibe, esfirra or shit tier burgers, hot dogs, pizza or packaged snacks like doritos, cheetos or potatos chips sure with some can of soda, or take something of home at last in my time, nowdays with healthy food culture is big thing especially with no poor people maybe they eat shit like bland tapioca flatbread with white bland chesse or just cooked carrots or other vegetables and some fruit with some a green detox juice, poor children...

[Anonymous No.11093842]

Im a leaf and I recall my schools never had free lunches unless everything pictured here are paid. All we had were spicy fries, fresh made pizza and lasagna

[Anonymous No.11093865]

>>11093615
we dont need to post Japanese school lunch pics because we know we're already superior to you cucks

[Anonymous No.11093879]

>>11093615

[Anonymous No.11093886]

>>11093521
We always have gravad lax for Christmas

[Anonymous No.11093903]

>>11090439
REEEEEEEEEEE

UNDERAGE KIDDIES GET OUTTA MY BOARD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11093904]

>>11093615
Mmm dim sum!
Really jelly up here in human land. You really evolved far from fish you mongs

[Anonymous No.11093910]

>>11093904
>eats half-raw meat
>claims to be human

Maybe give you another thousand years you will learn how to cook with fire

[Anonymous No.11093912]

>>11090439
i remember when they served barley, it wasn't porridge it was more like rice. i thought i would love it since barley is one of my favorite grains.

but the shit tasted like soap and i couldn't eat it, later i realized they added cilantro to it.

[Anonymous No.11093938]

>>11093539
when are you getting unlocked?

[Anonymous No.11094052]

What were you guys' favorite school lunch food?

top three for me:
>fishsticks, tartar sauce and mashed potatoes
>spinach pancakes, mashed potatoes and pastasallad
>peasoup with pancakes

[Anonymous No.11094113]

>>11093521
>I can actually identify it's Finnish rather than Swedish crisp bread :)
We had the exact same thing. Everything you have in Finland originates from Sweden.

[Anonymous No.11094125]

>>11094113
Tror ej ni äter mämma där. Det är vår grej.

[Anonymous No.11094129]

>>11094125
Ja den kan ni själva ta credit för.

[Anonymous No.11094141]

>>11094129
Det är som när ens barn är ett missfoster; man gör sitt bästa för att älska det, enkom för att man känner sig tvungen till det då det är ens eget.

[Anonymous No.11094160]

>>11094113
You don't recognize Wasabröd from Vaasan each other? Insufficient patriotism.

>>11094125
Yeah, he forgot "work mentioning" in the middle. Just as fitting, we'll embrace the bits you deem too Mongolian for your taste that much more.

[Anonymous No.11094229]

>>11090439
Is that meat in that school lunch?

[Anonymous No.11094521]

>>11090442
Gött med skinksås men tyvärr jävla muslimer kom till gymnasiet och fuckade upp allting :(

[Anonymous No.11094571]

>Being so contrary as to decide that it's bad if kids get good food at school

Beyond help.

[Anonymous No.11094747]

>>11092962
People who replace R with L in a Chinese accent, like "flied lice," are fucking retarded. You do the opposite because they don't have an L; you don't just swap the letters around.

[Anonymous No.11094757]

>>11090457
>hey guys the federal government says we have to feed all the kids in school
>but that's expensive and we don't want to fund it
>so we'll spend as little as humanly possible on hiring a massive catering company to provide us with the lowest quality "meals" imaginable, and then take money from them to allow them to set up a la carte options to sell directly to kids.

Privatization: it just works

[Anonymous No.11094799]

>>11093642
Torilla tavataan

[Anonymous No.11094824]

>>11091287
You do realize that construction is...nvm

[Anonymous No.11094859]

>>11093910
RAREFAGS BTFO

[Anonymous No.11094955]

My hs had good food. Of course that was before obongo's tranny wife ruined school food in this country. I also went to a rich white hs.

[Anonymous No.11095111]

>>11092719
Based retard

[Anonymous No.11095162]

>>11092121
The breakfast pizza will always be my fondest middle school memory

[Anonymous No.11095170]

>>11094955
Fun fact: States are responsible for the school meal contents. Blame your red state legislatures for cutting funding and sourcing from the same companies who supply prisons.

[Anonymous No.11095366]

>>11093510
If your mom isn't spending money on tuition anymore, why would she also stop packing your lunch?

[Anonymous No.11095421]

>>11090439
American School Lunch Rankings:

Shit Tier:
>Sloppy Joes
>Square Pizza
>Mac N' Cheese
>Spaghetti and Meatballs
>Beef BBQ Sandwich
>Hot Dogs
>Hamburgers

Medium Tier:
>Nachos
>Chicken Nuggets
>Chicken Sandwiches
>Tacos
>French Fries


God Tier:
>Corn Dogs
>Tater Tots
>Baked Beans
>French Toast Sticks

[Anonymous No.11095437]

>>11095421
>no school lunch McRib
Shit list desu

[Anonymous No.11095460]

>riblets
>Sausage and red rice with Lima beans

[Anonymous No.11095488]

>>11095421

I agree with everything except you need to switch corn dogs with nachos. Everyone in this thread is waxing nostalgic about square pizza but I thought it smelled like fuckin puke. I remember it making me gag.

[Anonymous No.11095506]

>that kid who ate the breading off the corndog and just left the floppy weiner
>that kid that used his filthy hands to scrap and eat all the cheese/toppings from the square pizza, then lick the sauce, then eat the crust.
>that kid with the thermos full of chefboyrdee or spaghetti O's
>That fat rich kid with two lunchables and dunkerinos

[Anonymous No.11095507]

>>11095506
>>that kid with the thermos full of chefboyrdee or spaghetti O's
h-hey...

[Anonymous No.11095550]

>>11095506
You're forgetting a couple:
>that European kid who always put mayo on his french fries
>that faggot kid that messed with everyone's food
>that other faggot kid who always stole a fry from your tray
>that kid who never ate and stashed all his lunch money
>that kid who only bought doritos, cookies and other pre-packaged food
>that kid that would always get caught trying to steal those pre-packaged foods
>that kid who snorted pixy stix at the lunch table

[Anonymous No.11095559]

>>11092719
>eegs
>rice
>corn
>decadent
Well i'd hate to see what shithole you grew up in then.

[Anonymous No.11095564]

>>11090501
Is that just some butter on the Wasa cracker?

[Anonymous No.11095565]

>>11095550
>that kid who brought the exact same lunch everyday day
>that kid who brought a healthy veg lunch and never finished it
>That kid who always had the latest fad lunchable, juice box, or snack
>The kid who always sat with the teacher

[Anonymous No.11095568]

>that kid who always bought strawberry milk until the one day he puked it and his lunch all over the library

[Anonymous No.11095577]

>>11095506
>That fat rich kid with two lunchables and dunkerinos
>>11095550
>>that kid who only bought doritos, cookies and other pre-packaged food
Worst was when this was the same kid, sent to school with a soulless prepacked box lunch paid for by his boomer parents, with a lunch "allowance" to go buy fucking candy bars from the a la carte line for social status - when it would've been 10 times cheaper to just buy a goddamn box from the supermarket and throw it in his brown bag in the first place. Fucking nouveau riche princess wannabe boomer wanker scum

>that kid who got free lunch assistance but made friends with the lunch ladies and could get whatever they wanted instead of the daily special/chickenburger

[Anonymous No.11095578]

>>11091602
We had Clux when I lived in Phoenix but we only carried their chicken sandwiches. some kids did petition to run their own breakfast bar in the library in the morning which was pretty sweet. you could get decent egg and sausage breakfast burritos for like 2 bucks.

[Anonymous No.11095586]

>>11092127
>Wednesday was pizza day
HEATHENS

[Anonymous No.11095595]

>>11095577
calm down

[Anonymous No.11095604]

>>11095488
The nachos at my school were pretty pathetic. The beef was unseasoned, the cheese was a cup of unmelted shredded American on the side and the chips were usually stale. Oh and beans were only present half the time.

[Anonymous No.11095607]

>>11095565

>the kid who moved from india and always puked
>the kid who would take a piping hot french fry and smush it against the back of your neck
>the kid who would take his slice of pizza and tick it to the bottom of the table
>the kid who almost died from touching peanut butter, not even eating it
>the kid who never eats
>the poor kid whose mom just sends him to school with a giant bag of chips or chex mix and later became a vegetable from getting shot in 6th grade
>the kid who mixes all the food together to make a disgusting paste

[Anonymous No.11095614]

>>11095607
>>the poor kid whose mom just sends him to school with a giant bag of chips or chex mix and later became a vegetable from getting shot in 6th grade
Fuck dude.

[Anonymous No.11095618]

>>11091602

holy fuck we had this in jr high. In regular HS they stocked chik fil a sandwiches. Only good thing about high school in TX.

[Anonymous No.11095623]

>>11095607
One of these things is not like the other!

[Anonymous No.11095630]

>>11095618
We had clux, but towards my junior and senior year the lunch ladies started putting the regular chicken sandwich from the cafeteria with the shitty round patty and tried to pass it off as a clux. Cunts.
They also swapped out the seasoned fries with the shitty baked shoestings from the cafeteria.

[Anonymous No.11095633]

>>11090457
No because americans don't get plates or metal forks. Everything's plastic.
American schools literally eat prison food, the same companies who provide prisons with food also provide schools with food.
A typical meal at school would be
>Small burger with stale buns, a "side" of fries (unsalted and you'd only get like 7), a fruit or fruit cup that has been brining in nasty syrupy slop for hours
>Chicken patty, a side of green beans, fruit/fruitcup
>Small pizza, a side of corn, fruit/fruitcup
>Two cheesesticks, broccoli w/ cheese, fruit/fruitcup
Portion sizes were always small like they were feeding elementary kids. People would regularly buy two meals to feel full. People would also regularly throw away their sides/fruit because they were usually shitty and old or bruised or just nasty. Some would buy lunch but wouldn't eat it. You were forced to go through the lunch line, period. You couldn't go to lunch and just sit down, you HAD to go through the line. Even if you didn't have money, you would go through the line, get all your food, punch in your number, then they'd say "lol no money no food" and take your tray and throw away all the food. Then you sat down and didn't eat, or you'd get the "poor kid" lunch which was a pack of cheese and crackers and an apple.
>hur dur u live in poor neighborhood
I lived in the best school district in the state, they remodeled the entire cafeteria because they had a giant surplus (from buying shit food) and they were forced to spend the surplus or have funds cut. They were fucking greedy assholes. They wouldn't buy kids good food, and they wouldn't give poor kids a decent lunch either. They threw away maybe 40% of their cooked food on a daily basis.
We had a big problem where students would sneak out across the street to Taco Bell to get food to the point that the principal himself would go to Taco Bell every day to give kids detention if they came inside.

[Anonymous No.11095634]

Did anyone else ever have "chicken pinwheels" in school? Those were fucking awesome. It was basically a cinnamon roll type pastry but covered in chicken gravy

[Anonymous No.11095636]

>>11095630
They did the exact same shit where I went to HS. Same Clux packaging but with bland gvmnt chicken patties inside.

[Anonymous No.11095641]

>>11095634
So was it like one long chicken tender shaped into a spiral?

[Anonymous No.11095642]

>>11095633
>hur dur bring ur own lunch
Not allowed in some schools either, same at mine. It used to be "no peanuts, fish, gluten, etc." but they just flat out banned bringing in lunch from home. They said it was so poor kids didn't feel like the rich kids were eating better or some fucking bullshit. I'm pretty sure schools get kickbacks for "feeding" kids so they force everyone to go through the line, even if they just throw away the food the state still sees that they went through the line so they technically "ate" so the school gets money.
t. 19 year old zoomer

[Anonymous No.11095647]

>>11095607

he got shot in the head by this other kid bc he wouldn't let him play gears of war 1. Not Halo 2, not GTA, fucking shitty ass gears of war 1. The cops found the shooter kid putting his body into an oil barrel and called an ambulance when they discovered he was still alive. Now hes braindead. But his life would have sucked anyway. He lived with his mom and she was apparently a huge junkie. He also had severe bowel issues and would constantly be seen wearing the loaner pants the nurse gives you if you shit yourself. Everyone used to joke that it was from him getting buttfucked, even the 5th grade proto-roasties. He got shot in 6th grade and has been in constant care since.

He was by far the most bullied kid I'd ever seen. I never talked to him and made a point to steer clear but my buddies were particularly ruthless. Feels bad.

[Anonymous No.11095652]

>>11090484
whats up with the carbs with carbs with carbs menu

[Anonymous No.11095655]

My secondary (high school) in britain you had 3 options, all £2.10 each, if you was poor you could have it free. The options where

>Propper meal, changes evrey day something like Suasage mash, Pie,Spagetti Bolognese or a curry,
>Pizza
>some kind of wrap meal, changes alot, once they did a chicken tika massala burritio

[Anonymous No.11095665]

>>11095633
Damn dude rough school district.
They're not all like this, your right about the food quality (except holidays, the Thanksgiving lunch was legit some how) but my high school didn't force you in line, and all that. We had a snack bar and a snack shop that was run by JROTC as well as some vending machines. By the time I was a senior those options were much less good as they made every thing lower cal/healthy. But instead of offering better things they just removed shit from the snack shop.
Oh well.

TL;Dr America is really big and school lunches differ by state, county/district, and even individual schools.

[Anonymous No.11095668]

>>11095633
>to the point that the principal himself would go to Taco Bell every day to give kids detention if they came inside.
Great use of time there, christ.

[Anonymous No.11095673]

>>11095641
No it was a spiral pastry with some kind of chicken paste in the inside and covered with gravy. I know it sound gross but it was good. Everyone loved those things. Looked like pic but covered with gravy

[Anonymous No.11095676]

>>11095647
damn dude. Poor kid.
>Loaner pants
Wait what?
I shat myself at school and had to wait for my mom to come and clean me up and give me pants!
(2nd grade)

[Anonymous No.11095678]

>>11092725
You had cheese fries in your school? The only fries we had were sweet potato or something. At least, I think it was that since it was orange.

[Anonymous No.11095685]

>>11095678
we had fries and could get a pump of nacho cheese on anything for a quarter. it was better on a chickenburger or tuna sandwich imo though

[Anonymous No.11095688]

>>11095633
>We had a big problem where students would sneak out across the street to Taco Bell to get food to the point that the principal himself would go to Taco Bell every day to give kids detention if they came inside.

I used to get off campus lunch every day. Yahgi's pizza in cedar park TX had a slice and a coke for $3. That one street had the elementary, middle, high school, and a community college. You could have conceivably spent your entire education on that one street.

[Anonymous No.11095691]

>>11095673
Sounds pretty good.

[Anonymous No.11095692]

>>11095676
>I shat myself at school and had to wait for my mom to come and clean me up and give me pants! (2nd grade)

Well it sounds like your mom wasn't high on heroin or in state prison lol.

[Anonymous No.11095733]

>>11095550
>>11095565
>>11095607
>that kid who would always ask if you were going to eat something on your plate as soon as you sat down
>that kid who would stand by the garbage cans and take untouched leftovers off plates before they were thrown away
>that kid who would steal food from the lunch line by putting it in his pockets
>that kid who would buy extra lunch every day
>that kid who wouldn't eat the "bottoms" of anything (he'd eat 90% of a carrot but leave a small nub, he'd eat 90% of a burger but leave a crescent shaped portion left, he'd drink 90% of his milk but not all of it, etc.)

[Anonymous No.11095737]

>>11095676
I ripped my pants at school on the same day I decided to go commando.

[Anonymous No.11095749]

>>11092376
Did you go to hogwarts?

[Anonymous No.11095752]

I looked up my school district online to see what the menu is like now...
>Breakfast
Four meal components, minimum of three must be taken:
1oz meat/meat alternative
1 serving of grain
1/2 cup of juice or fruit
8oz milk
>Lunch
Five meal components, minimum of three must be taken:
2oz meat/meat alternative
1/2 cup of vegetable
1/2 cup of fruit
1 serving grain
8oz milk

>Today's menu
>Breakfast
Breakfast Tornado (apparently like those taquitos from the gas station)
Pancake on a Stick (like a corn dog but with a sausage)
Sausage (doesn't say what kind of meat)
Breakfast Chicken Fillet on a fresh baked biscuit (I remember these, they ruled)
Choice of fresh fruit and milk
>Lunch
Pic related

So pretty much the same.

[Anonymous No.11095851]

>Attend first year of university at a Benedictine monastery
>The cafeteria was in the college portion, but it was run by the abbey staff and the monks
>Charged about 2,000 dollars a year for meals if you wanted breakfast, lunch, and dinner
>Monks would help cook food, but they also had kitchen staff who lived on the grounds
>Food was a mixed bag, sometimes it was awful and other times you got attached and like it a lot
>Almost never ate breakfast since it was the same garbage over and over with mediocre fruit, badly cooked eggs, pancakes, etc.
>Favourite lunch was fish and chips or grilled cheese, sometimes they'd make us submarine sandwiches with our choice of bread
>Every friday there would be no meat, so you'd get vegetarian shit or fish
>Sunday was a smorg, so you had a bunch of random shit to choose from, even if it was a totally mediocre buffet
>Sitting in a large, empty dining room with the 10 or so other students who were living in the dorm
>Everyone side-by-side, laughing, talking
>Smiling at the girl sitting across from me
>She smiles back

[Anonymous No.11095862]

>>11094113
That's not crisp bread, svenne

[Anonymous No.11095907]

>>11095685
>and could get a pump of nacho cheese on anything for a quarter

That's like jumping over a house with dune buggy while blaring the dixie funny horn level 'Merican,

[Anonymous No.11095937]

>>11092477
Did you go to school in a 1 room schoolhouse?

[Anonymous No.11095985]

>>11095937
must of ate in the classroom.
just like our chinese cartoons

[Anonymous No.11095989]

My school had pretty good food but I'm a 31 year old boomer, I heard it went downhill quick after I left and it was showing signs of shittiness my last couple years. There was the normal line where you got a regular school tray dinner, it was ok. Then there was the fast line where you could get stuff like tenders, cheeseburger, chicken sandwich, etc and it came w nice seasoned fries. Then there was the snack line where you could buy shit like burrito, pizza, crispito, hot pockets, and all manner of junk food. Back then they still deep fried food but I heard that they stopped

[Anonymous No.11096323]

>>11095421
i took a bite into a corndog in elementary school and the meat inside was partially green
i still havnt recovered

[Anonymous No.11096562]

watery pasta sauce for lunch again, lads

[Anonymous No.11096615]

>limited to two packets each of ketchup and mayo
>Need to mix them to make anything palatable.

[Anonymous No.11096681]

>>11095749
Nah, just an old school with fucked up architecture. There's a lot of them about over here. The governors used to land their helicopters on the cricket field for board meetings, the girl's side of the school was all hexagonal rooms for some reason, and the organ was so far from its pipes you had to block the sound out because it was always beat behind what your were playing.

[Anonymous No.11096722]

>>11090439
I work as a substitute cafeteria worker and yesterday we made chicken parmesan(fettuccine, marinara, annd breaded chicken patty topped with mozzarella) , chicken club sandwich(Grilled chicken and turkey bacon), hot dogs, and personal pizza.

[Anonymous No.11096726]

i just want a cute bf ;_;

[Anonymous No.11096744]

>>11096722
Also everything is cooked in either a steamer or an oven.

[Anonymous No.11097097]

This was the best shit.

[Anonymous No.11097158]

>That kid who tried eating a chicken patty sandwich in one bite.
You'll always be a legend Anthony.

[Anonymous No.11097169]

Who /illinois/ here?
*shivers*

[Anonymous No.11097173]

>>11090459
Can to metal tub to plastic tub sauce. Yum.

[Anonymous No.11097176]

>>11095421
>""""school"""" lunch
>it's all junk food
no wonder you cunts are all so fat

[Anonymous No.11097179]

Crispitos are the fucking GOAT and I'd eat them every day if I still had access to them. I'm sure they're stupid easy to make, but I know I'd never recapture that perfect greasy ratio.

[Anonymous No.11097185]

>>11097169
Cats are so cute.

[Anonymous No.11097314]

>>11095937
No, I went to an elementary/jr high school with about 600 students.

[Anonymous No.11097411]

>>11095851
feelsgoodman.jpg

[Anonymous No.11098020]

what do kids get to drink with their lunches at schools in other counties? at my school in tx, we got iced tea. sweet and unsweet.

[Anonymous No.11098026]

>>11097179
these, they also serve them at the gas stations where I live.

[Anonymous No.11098041]

>>11098020
countries* oops

[Anonymous No.11098069]

>>11095437
my nigger

[Anonymous No.11098074]

>>11095506
One of my best friends in HS used to fill one of his small square sections of his tray with BBQ sauce, the other with ranch. He'd dip everything in both and at the end of his meal head just finish off the sauce vats with a spoon
I couldn't watch

[Anonymous No.11098087]

>>11095647
wow
its tragic

[Anonymous No.11098098]

I went to a private school, so we didn't get food paid for by taxpayer's money because we weren't socialists. We instead were able to purchase name brand candy bars for good prices. Why didn't just pack your own lunches instead of having the government spoon-feed (pretty literally in this case) you?

[Anonymous No.11098106]

>>11098098
I don't know anon I guess ask the 6 year olds to work more hours

[Anonymous No.11098111]

>>11094747
Chinese has both and R and an L tho. Not the same R, but close enough. The L is the same as in English. You're thinking of Japanese, it doesn't have an L.

[Anonymous No.11098114]

>>11098106
So you grew up without parents?

[Anonymous No.11098121]

>>11098114
>Mommy can I make a financial decision?

[Anonymous No.11098153]

I'm a middle school teacher, and lunch is, for the most part, similar to how it was when I was a kid. So, trash pizza, rubbery burgers, chicken patties, hot dogs, underripe produce, mealy apples, syrupy canned fruit, etc.

There's more effort put into providing a balanced diet, and including "healthier" foods; i.e. low fats, low sugar, low sodium, whole grains, etc. There's also less junk food items available for purchase a la carte. For example i could get a pack of mini donuts or fritos or snapple back in the day, but now its gay shit like "baked lays" and low sugar sports drinks or whatever.

50% of the time the food sucks, 30% of the time its acceptable, and 20% of the time it's pretty good. My standards for "acceptable" aren't very stringent.
I have a couple of fave dishes, which are served once a month, usually on the same day - "beefy nachos" which is just ground beef taco meat poured over refried beans and they give you a bag of tostitos scoops.
and "orange chicken" which is the same level of frozen orange chicken you'd get at a grocery store.
In my school you can take as much fruits and vegetables as you want, which is a great way to fill up. Sometimes they serve the teachers double entrees, but it depends if the particular kitchen staff spoon operator is clued in, which usually they aren't.

anyway, i've had a fun summer of jerkin' my dick and shitposting, but i've got to be back at work on monday, and the kids come flooding in a week after that.

[Anonymous No.11098163]

>>11095366
>>11093595
cause the private school didn't have a cafeteria serving food and giving me 2$ a day for lunch was easier than making the food I guess

[Anonymous No.11098167]

>>11098111
its not that japanese doesn't have an L, its more that the language doesn't really distinguish between the two sounds- they both are sounded by the same rolled tongue flips.

so if they were to say (or even write) the name "laura" it would sound more like "ro-rah"//"lo-lah" with the same sounding tongue flip/roll for both the L and R sounds.

[Anonymous No.11098205]

>>11093595
I don't think it would have that much effect on a little kid in a few months. Bologna sandwich and a fruit roll is shit anyway.

[Anonymous No.11098349]

Estonian poster here, just wanted to share some pics of average lunches here (stolen from some kid's instagram who shares his school lunch daily). Here are some that felt worth sharing to me:

1. Schnitzel and rice. This is more of a rare treat in schools and foreign, definitely not an every week sort of thing.
2. Pelmeni soup and kissel with a cake in it. I don't really know why Estonians put the cake in the kissel, but... they do.
3. Pork, fried sauerkraut and potatoes. Very basic and traditional Estonian meal.
4. Milk-macaroni soup and a kissell with whipped cream. They also do savory milk soup with rice, it's... an acquired taste. We also have dessert type of milk soups, though.
5. Good old borscht (why this heathen didn't put in sour cream is beyond me), bread and mannavaht, dessert porridge soup with milk, I think. It could also be leivasupp, a dessert soup made with leftover bread, sugar, milk and such. Buuut I think this is mannavaht.
6. Mashed potatoes, tasty sausages, fresh cabbage. Very basic but I can tell you those sausages are genuinely very tasty and good quality. Or at least my child self remembers them as so.
7. Buckwheat with mushroom sauce and grated carrots, again, very basic and traditional food.
8. Mixed soup with cereal as a dessert. I just brought this up for the cereal, because I don't think Nordic countries do cereal for lunch dessert? It's a weird tradition. Other common school desserts include: kohukene, a sweet and cold snack made from quark and usually includes some type of berry or chocolate filling. Also sweet quark and yogurt products and sweet jello.

[Anonymous No.11098539]

Pic related is in France. I don't know why, but I always giggle whenever I see one piece of fruit in a separate plate.
Guess it's for cleanliness reasons.

[Anonymous No.11098933]

>>11090442
Looks like tuna mornae

[Anonymous No.11099190]

>>11095550
>that kid who snorted pixy stix

that was me just preparing for adult life

[Anonymous No.11099198]

>>11092121
I miss you, breadtangle of pizza.

[Anonymous No.11099205]

>>11090439
>general

[Anonymous No.11099298]

>>11092121
I unironically miss my elementary school's Mexican pizza

[Anonymous No.11099308]

>>11092355
Based Tim

[Anonymous No.11099434]

>>11097185
No, YOU are cute ;3

[Anonymous No.11099442]

>>11098349
>fried sauerkraut
That fucking kills the good bacteria in it
PLS DONT DO THIS GUYS

[Anonymous No.11099717]

Did anyone in the UK ever have them burgers that came in gravy? I'm guessing they were something like the ones you get in a tin but I've never had them. They only did them like once every 3 months but I loved that shit

[Anonymous No.11099858]

>>11095633
Actually I kinda miss those little pizzas, I was thinking or ordering a box but they only sell in more bulk then I could handle.

[Anonymous No.11099954]

>>11092306
I had my Styrofoam tray snap in half at least 5 times in high school. Top quality.

Also, anyone remember these staples of US government surplus food?
The good:
Apple crumble
Anything on the thanksgiving menu
Calzones
The bad:
Green beans
Oranges that were sliced and left out for 3 weeks
Soggy and crunchy and stale rolls
Pizza
The ugly:
Mashed potatoes and cream gravy
Anything that should 've fried but was oven baked (corn dogs, fries, tater tots, cheese sticks)
Moldy pudding cup

[Anonymous No.11100448]

>>11099442
I don't know much about the health benefits of sauerkraut so I can't refute or agree with this and neither do I care enough to find out right now, but even just based on taste, I agree. I'm not opposed to greasy stuff completely (like I said, the sausages for example are delicious) but that's why I prefer my sauerkraut fresh; the coolness of it balances out the often warm and greasy main component of the meal.

[Anonymous No.11100459]

>>11100448
Forgot my pic. Damn I love sauerkraut.

[Anonymous No.11100479]

>>11090457
I grew up in eastern Germany behind the iron curtain. Our school lunches looked better than this.

[Anonymous No.11100520]

>>11095647
Sad but kekd at proto-roasties

[Anonymous No.11100626]

>>11091903
Y-y-y-yeah, t-t-t-t-that w-w-Will s-s-s-s-s-s-show t-t-t-them!!!!!

[Anonymous No.11100716]

>>11090439
My Middle school wasn't rich but definitely wasn't a trash school.

Mornings had chocolate donuts from the nearby donut shop. Every lunch had a bag of baked hot cheetohs (that became a currency for the kids).

Friday's were fried chicken day. A single piece of fried chicken (which was cheap for sure) and some of those weird accordion fries. They only sold it in limited amounts but the chicken was so popular they limited it to 1 per kid because kids were buying the $2 chicken special for $5.


The rest of it was trash. a Plain questionable meat chicken sandwhich or cheeseburger. "Nachos" that had inedible refried beans on top that still had ice in in the core because the chefs were so bad. Pizza was trash but still better than a lot of the stuff.

Only choises were milk, chocolate milk, and applejuice. Only maybe 5 times in my k-8th career did they have strawberry milk. Those were special days. They had oranges and apples that you could have as many as wanted. Days where I couldnt afford to eat I'd just have a couple apples.

They had a couple vending machines in middle school that had gatorade and vitamin water. I got unlucky and had just gotten into school when they banned candy/soda vending machines in public schools.


5/10. Would love just sit at a table and eat lunch casually with my friends again.

[Anonymous No.11100718]

>>11093904
>>11093910

>actual recipes enriched by the culture of their home country
vs
>mozzarella sticks (mozzarella pronounced MAWZ-A-RELLA) and 30g per serving box of Chocolate Milk

[Anonymous No.11100780]

>>11090439

Though I don't live in America anymore I remember lunch from the country in the late 1980's and early 1990's. Not sure if it's any different or still the same, others comment if they've experienced similar things.

Breakfast used to be free, and they had pancakes and sausages. Portions would be about 2 decent sized pancakes and syrup. Sausage would depend if the child wanted it or not, the meat in the wiener was actually pretty good. I have heard that the quality of the sausage declined in later years.

Lunch would be a variety of things, Pizza was something like a pseudo deep dish and it was astonishingly good. The size was great, as well as ingredients. We got pepperoni and everything, circle pizzas were thick and when you at it you felt full.

A choice was something like a flatbread pizza, as this later replaced the circle pizza and the flatbread wasn't that good. Heard it was cost effective, but the taste wasn't the same.

Chicken and gravy or some sort of sauce was another choice, side dish were usually vegetables. Personally I never liked it, rarely ate it so I don't have too much memories of it. Chicken pieces were small but 3-4 pieces were given, later amounts just had 2 pieces.

Hamburgers were also good, patty size were decent as kids used to ask others for their patties if they didn't want it to make a double hamburger. Cheese and pickles used to be options, but later lunches just had ketchup or mustard.

What do others think?

[Anonymous No.11100839]

>>11096562
OH FUCK THIS SHIT!
i actually won some stupid fuckin prize off this thing just to see if they'd pay out.

[Anonymous No.11100844]

>>11098349
>macaroni pap at school

That warm sweet milk and soggy macaroni mouth feel. Based.

On the other hand, we have barley porridge. Slimy adhesive like consistency but with the kernels still semi hard.

[Anonymous No.11100910]

>>11098163
His mom is a lazy thot.
>>11095366

[Anonymous No.11100919]

The reason American food is so bad is non whites, the food is so shitty to condition them to when they move on from the American school system to the American prison system in a few years.

[Anonymous No.11101191]

>>11090442
Mums med majs

[Anonymous No.11101195]

>>11090451
Drömmen

[Anonymous No.11101210]

>>11093521
Lingongrova me smör. nuff said

[Anonymous No.11102353]

Say no more, the holy Bosco stick.

[Anonymous No.11102393]

>>11102353

[Anonymous No.11102766]

>high school was closed campus because some idiot like 20 years ago got hit by a car
>got a written excuse from home to leave for lunch every day
>school couldn't say no to the excuse

Thank fuck for loopholes

[Anonymous No.11102836]

Me and two dirty Mexicans could churn out better and healthier food than the retarded lunch ladies and the faggot administrators who hire them. They probably make $20/hr cause of unions, all 20 of them, might as well hire a chef and some cooks if they're being paid to fucking microwave garbage.

[Anonymous No.11102842]

>>11102836
I actually looked it up, the average is $10-11/hr. Fuck those retard regardless. get a real menu that isn't meme pizza, horseburgers, gristle chicken, bread and fucking cheese, and low fat chocolate cardboard milk. Faggot bureaucracy. Fuck I'm mad.

[Anonymous No.11102846]

>>11092127
Ours was Thursday. Wednesday was burrito day with those prewrapped burritos that were amazing

[Anonymous No.11102847]

>>11092121
The taste and smell of sweaty bandages and armpits

[Anonymous No.11102891]

>>11098349
Anon why are you viewing the instagrams of children unrelated to you?

[Anonymous No.11102993]

who was redpilled and just bought hot cheetos from the vending machine instead of buying that shit "meal"

[Anonymous No.11102997]

>he didn't leave campus during lunch to get beefy crunch burritos from taco bell with his bros

[Anonymous No.11103084]

>>11102891
For culinary purposes and nostalgia, you weirdo. Now stop projecting and post school lunches.

[Anonymous No.11103094]

>>11090439
>graduated in 2010
>miss rectangle pizzas
>I can buy them now
>unfortunately Michelle made them """healthy"""
>nostalgia taste will never be the same

Thanks Ms. Obama

[Anonymous No.11103219]

>>11095550
>>11099190

>that kid who snorted pixie sticks

We had that kid too, but it was a cinnamon altoid he crushed up and snorted. Poor, dumb, brave legend.

[Anonymous No.11103237]

>>11091820
I was in county jail for a bit and can conform jail food is better than most public schools. At least I didn't have to eat fucking Nutraloaf.

[Anonymous No.11103336]

>>11095437
Literally the best lunch. Then those fucking taco bowls.

[Anonymous No.11103383]

>>11091903
>find better food
>America

lol

[Anonymous No.11103410]

I fucking hated school lunches, I always just stuck to the salads. Ironically I was a fatass.

[Anonymous No.11103418]

>middle school used to make fresh soup every day
>no problems for years
>one kid got sick after eating it
>gone forever

[Anonymous No.11103497]

>>11103094
>son and daughter talk about how much they love their middle school lunches
>look up the menu and it's healthy and creative
>in 2016 they start complaining about how horrible the food is
>look up the menu and it's literally the same as the federal penetentiary food

Thanks Mr. Trump!

[Anonymous No.11103515]

>>11098349

>Cake in kissel

Seems pretty weird, but I guess it could work.