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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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There must always be /ck/ webms. Always..

>> No.11095964

>>11095906
Yup.

>> No.11096023

egg

>> No.11096333

go on then

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>>11096023
Yes.

>> No.11096354

>>11096346

how egg get out without break man?

>> No.11096355

>>11096346
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11096410

>>11096346
egg no break? how out?

>> No.11096431

>>11096023
how?!

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>>11096346

>> No.11096499

Well I was going to post some OC but
>10 posts, 2 webms
>Jack, egg meme
Yeah this one is dead. I'll wait for the next one.

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>> No.11096789

>>11096759
What are those sticks made out of?

>> No.11096791 [DELETED] 

>>11096355
Do you go from webm thread to webm thread just to make sure some other retards adopted your stupid fucking filename?

>> No.11096797

>>11096789
It's pocky. It's a tiny breadstick cookie dipped in chocolate.

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>>11096789
It's Pocky. Basically a cookie stick, popular in Japan

>> No.11096808

>>11096803
Self-correction: it's FROM Japan, but popular with weeaboos

>> No.11096843

>>11096791
It's mostly /b/ and /v/ posters. /ck/ doesn't have any real memes so they try to force them because "every board needs memes".

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I made this just now for this thread

>> No.11096881

>>11096346
I still don't understand why he puts the pot with the tray of eggs back on top of the burner

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>>11096872
Here's a simpler lesson in how.

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>> No.11097324

>>11096881
>thinking one can understand the way of the gods

>> No.11097340

>>11095906
first time I saw this I actually had to run to the bathroom to puke
it is now my second time and I knew what to expect but I still gagged

>> No.11097510

>>11096881
He is boiling the eggs for a different dish i think

>> No.11097658

>>11096872
JAPANESE TRADITION

>> No.11097680

>>11097144
how do these people not immediately recognize that its borat? I dont even watch this show but immediately recognized him. Its the eyes

>> No.11097746

>>11096346
>filename
cringe

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>> No.11097947

>>11095906
lolllll

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>> No.11097985

>>11097939
what the fuck are those disgusting ayylium hands
at least find a human to lust over, you degenerate

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>> No.11097997

>>11097988
I always feel so awful for her. My little sister has cerebral palsy.

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>>11097997
>you will never have clumsy cripple sex with Anon's little sister

>> No.11098016

>>11097997
>My little sister has cerebral palsy.
is she single

>>11097956
requesting sauce on "anna"

>> No.11098029

>>11098016
>requesting sauce on "anna"
nobody tell this newfag

>> No.11098037

>>11097975
religion of peace

>> No.11098059

>>11098037
>mexican is a religion

>> No.11098063

>>11098037
>every brown person is a muslim
just drop the act and admit you hate brown people already

>> No.11098083

>>11097988
When I end up drinking too much my hands get like this. I wish her the best.

>> No.11098299

>>11096346
HOW??

>> No.11098393

>>11097979
I DId iT, mAMa! Huuerrrgg!

>> No.11098404

>>11097979
KILL THAT LITTLE CUNT FUCKING WHORES!

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>> No.11098511

>>11097680
they are paid not to.

>> No.11098521

>>11098059
It's Indonesian

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>>11096346
This sucks.

>> No.11098537

>>11098521
>mexicans are indonesian

>> No.11098545

>>11097340
People on /ck/ have the weakest stomachs for some reason.

>I saw a someone mix beans and mayonnaise in a video and had to go throwup.

>> No.11098546

>>11096346
>tfw no Indian egg daddy to come home and cuddle with at night

>> No.11098549

Damn this thread is such a newfag

>> No.11098562

>>11098537
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737031/Indonesian-birthday-boy-drenched-egg-yolk-cutting-cake.html
It's Indonesian

>> No.11098566

>>11098016
Literally some Midwestern chick. That is all.

>> No.11098600

>>11098562
>mexicans are indonesian

>> No.11098608

>>11097988
its impossible to not think about fucking her

>> No.11098609

>>11098600
Retard.

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>>11098003
>>11098016
She's deformed and wheelchair bound. She's nothing like CP grill on YouTube.

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>> No.11098629

>>11098622
>cp girl
her name is Cerebral Palsey

>> No.11098631

>>11098625
why is there some kind of weird rebar shit inside the grill

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>> No.11098650

>>11098631
>rebar
Retard

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>> No.11098674

stop posting jack.

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>>11098674
Fuck you

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>>11097988
I wonder if she needs help wiping. I wonder if she needs a new person to help her do it.

>> No.11098701

>>11098473
harvard "education"

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>>11098701
>harvard "education"
>education
>ed-JEW-cation
My god...

>> No.11098755

>>11098629
I'm well aware, retard, I was using an acronym.

>> No.11098759

>>11098704
>not taking the sticker off

>> No.11098760

>>11098633
I don't care if he's fat, retarded and disgusting, that sandwich looks fucking good right now.

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>> No.11098775

>>11097939
lol Blind girl thought she was cutting a lemon

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>> No.11098796

Does Jack have some kind of mental illness? Looking at his face he kind of looks like a potato. And he cooks shittier than some people I know are total goofs.

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>> No.11098800 [DELETED] 

>>11098796
He's had somewhere near 7 strokes so most of his body have given up on functioning properly

>> No.11098807

>>11098790
Jesus Christ this kind of shit makes me think like this >>11098796
He is either extremely dumb and clumsy or an actual retard.

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>>11096789
In Germany and Austria they're known as 'Mikado'. Simple Breadsticks dipped in a variety of chocolate.

>> No.11098829

>>11098683
What is he even doing?

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>>11098546

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>> No.11098848

>>11098813
Eat your heart out, Gordon Ramsay.

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>> No.11098851

>>11096808
this. they're not actually that popular in Japan

>> No.11098859

>>11097680
>it looks nothing like his character, borat
>the only people who watched borat 15 years ago when it came out were 20-something dudebros

>> No.11098864

>>11098016
the only sauce is her instagram, which is half-filled with selfies of her and her ugly fat spic boyfriend

>> No.11098868

>>11097988
she must give the most amazing handjobs

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>> No.11098872

>>11098625
a mate of mine cooks sausages on the bbq like this.
he puts the burners on full blast and lets the sausages sit for an hour or two until they're burnt black to charcoal 2-3 hours later.
usually cuz he drinks a whole bottle of rum and forgets that he's cooking.

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>> No.11098890

>>11098790
>the oil isnt even hot

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the last jack webm

>> No.11098896

>>11098891
good, never post here again you fuck

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>> No.11098925

>>11098884
This is the most disgusting burger i've ever seen.

>> No.11098929

>>11098914
>I'm too stupid to learn how to crack an egg
>so I'm going to spend all my time building an overengineered contraption to do this very simple job for me, a brainlet
faggots like these is why every application these days contains 500 megabytes of web browser code

>> No.11098937

>>11097133

what?

>> No.11098943

>>11097939
>>11097945
>>11097948
>>11097951
>>11097952
>>11097956

is this some sort of fetish?

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>> No.11099084

>>11098965
the cloud egg looks neat, might try it

>> No.11099085

>>11097133
Why?

>> No.11099116

>>11098790
Can he do anything right?

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>> No.11099160

>>11097939
Aren't the holes on the rounded parts for the juice to drain so you face it down? Instead, she faces it towards her face and wonders why juice is splattering into her eyes. Is she mentally disabled?

>> No.11099186

>>11098798
>Buy pre-made crust
>Buy pre-made filling
>Drizzle from jarred sauce
>Cooking

>> No.11099296

>>11098929
For the last time, these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped. Don't understand how that's gone over your head so often

>> No.11099319

>>11098873
how does he do it?
how can he be so fucking disgusting even with food prepared by someone else?

>> No.11099354

>>11099296
Why do you keep bringing that up?

Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?
If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?

I'm sure they could be handy for people with disabilities, but to assert that is their only or main purpose is just plain wrong.

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>>11098625
Why did he set his phone in the empty foam meat trays?

>> No.11099433

>>11099296
that person doesn't look physically handicapped.

>> No.11099510

>>11099432
It's next to go on the grill

>> No.11099538

>>11097133
Do Americans really eat like this?

>> No.11099553

>>11099538
that's just an average breakfast in America

also, obsessed.

>> No.11099594

>>11097975
what the fuck lol

>> No.11099616

>>11098666
Why are fat people so androgynous bros

>> No.11099620

>>11096759
Asians can't be "weebs" you fucking idiot.

>> No.11099627

>>11099432
to make sure he gets pinkeye again

>> No.11099630

>>11098864
>her ugly fat spic boyfriend
As an ugly fat spic, I'm resentful that I ended up with 0 points in Luck.

>> No.11099631

>>11099620
Of course they can you fucking moron.

>> No.11099636

>>11098845
Real talk, what is that kind of knife usually used for?

>> No.11099638

>>11099631
Nigger, what the fuck do you think "weeb" means?

>> No.11099640

>>11099630
don't be so hard on yourself. you're not a spic
heh, heh. hard on

>> No.11099645

>>11099640
But... I am. I just said I was in my previous post.

>> No.11099654

>>11099638
It’s actually weeab short for weeaboo and is exclusive to mindless veneration of Japanese culture. Many Koreans are massive weeabs for example.
Since you’re new here I’ve included some information for you below.
>Weeaboos: an internet slang used in English-speaking regions to describe a Gaijin (foreigner in Japanese) displaying a heavy bias towards everything from Japan or virtually exiling oneself from the indigenous culture (also known as "outside") in pursuit of the "superlative.

>> No.11099674

>>11099654
It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese culture, since "weeaboo" is synonymous with "wapanese." Next time you try to call someone out for being new, try not to get your info from Know Your Meme or wherever the fuck.

>> No.11099676

>>11099674
>exclusively white people.
Nope.
Newfag.

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>>11099654
quit learning terms outside of 4chan.

>> No.11099685

>>11099654
Anon got BTFO with autistic precision.
Impressive.

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>>11099538
Obsessed.

>> No.11099690

>>11099685
Yeah, it's super impressive that you posted an incorrect definition.

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>>11099686
>I don't think about you at all
sure

>> No.11099729

>>11099686
Obese

>> No.11099744

>>11099725
He cared enough to make that gay fucking macro.

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>>11099725

>> No.11099768

>>11099744
>Thinking that's OC
God damn you're new

>> No.11099879

>>11098299
EGG!

>> No.11099913

>>11098619
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5737031/Indonesian-birthday-boy-drenched-egg-yolk-cutting-cake.html
What is this machine making?

>> No.11099918

>>11099636
I hear its some black ops shit known as the aero knife. Designed by the greatest minds at Cold Steel, each blade is forged by Masamune himself before being blessed by the highest priests of Vector. The result is undullable Chad edge that will stay sharp after the heat death of the universe, hand forged from hundred thousand times folded Nipon steel that would Nanking rape the Goujian sword Maoist pot metal a thousand times over. Somehow the line between art and technology, tools and our own body, an impossible level perfection beyond our mortal comprehension and our own harsh reality have not just blurred, but formed the most glorious image; the Aero. There are those out there though, that say it is some as seen on tv boomer bullshit, and while the holes can make things not stick to it, both getting a proper cheese knife and learning how to cut properly a better investment, spend the extra few bucks and get a cheap Victorinox or some shit, but they are wrong.

>> No.11099922

>>11098849
Oh boy, I do love me some Mechanically Tenderized™ Meat™

>> No.11099963

>>11098600
Genius

>> No.11099983

>>11099922
The worst part is, assuming it's $1 for that steak, that would make it about $4.50 a pound. You can get real meat for that price.

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>>11100032
What porn fetish is this?

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>>11100032
>burning your hands for internet popularity

>> No.11100126
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>>11100032

>> No.11100142

>>11100032
someone post her ketchup thing

>> No.11100216

>>11100032
>dumb woman desperate for attention does dumb things on camera

>> No.11100248

>>11096872
Left handed anon here. Is it just as easy as holding it with your right hand or must you hold it with what hand you're good at? I kind of have a difficulty holding it with my left.

>> No.11100329

>>11098760
It's pretty hard to fuck up a Reuben unless you're one of those heretical people that puts FUCKING MUSTARD on it instead of thousand island/russian dressing.

>> No.11100349

>>11099432
e.coli is good for battery life

>> No.11100355

>>11100329
Listen lardass Brown spicy mustard actually works with it more than your meme secret sauce.

>> No.11100362
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>>11100032
>>11100142

>> No.11100365

>>11100355
>meme secret sauce
It's fucking grocery store dressing m8. Any shitty thousand island dressing will do. Fuck off hipster tastelet.

>> No.11100372

>>11100362
I think she just needs a good hard dicking

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>>11096843
>/ck/ doesn't have any real memes
Welcome to the board, now get the fuck out

>> No.11100377

>>11100119
>>11100216
She has a video on her channel where she's using a leek to eat yogurt but she's shoving it it too far in and choking herself.

I'm pretty sure she's just mentally Ill.

>> No.11100380

>>11096803
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0BESHs4YYo#

>> No.11100382

>>11100355
>trying to innovate on an 80 year old jewish deli sandwich
Don't do this.

>> No.11100443

>>11100362
>filename
You had one job

>> No.11100444

>>11099636
It's made for sticky cheeses. Less surface area for the cheese to stick to when cutting.

Jack is legally retarded. so he assumes his "fancy cheese knife" should be used to cut dry sharp cheddar through it's plastic packaging.

>> No.11100458

>>11100377
Link?

>> No.11100494

>>11100248
it's like a pencil, just hold it with whatever hand works better for you

>> No.11100521

>>11096759
these dudes are gonna get diabetes.

>> No.11100545

>>11097961
>hardblush

Heh

>> No.11100599

>>11097979
Uncle Rooster was always the top pranksman.

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>>11098872
Based

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>> No.11101777

>>11097988
what's her name?

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>>11099674
That's pretty racist to tell me, as a black man, that I can't be a weeb. Just for that, you can't watch me fuck your wife.

>> No.11101945

>>11099296
>these things are made for people who are literally physically handicapped.
The people shown fucking up at the start of the webm don't look physically handicapped.

>> No.11102168

>>11098614
post crepe

>> No.11102230

>>11098704
Apple seeds are delicious

>> No.11102244

>>11100362
>>11100032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7lTJoE5Ok

Her videos don't even get that many views but she's dedicated.

Might be falling in love with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ7lTJoE5Ok

>> No.11102245

>>11099160
I think she's blind.

>> No.11102258

>>11102244
ON TOP OF IT THIS BITCH IS APPARENTLY 38

>> No.11102271

>>11096872
Nice one OC man.

>> No.11102332

>>11097939
>>11097945
>>11097948
I'd rather date a blind girl than a gluten free girl.
>I don't know why. I'd probably have to stop watching tv.

>> No.11102335

>>11097951
Wait.... She's not blind then?
She has glasses on...
>suspicion intensifies.

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>>11096346
EGG

>> No.11102362

>>11098617
!!!???
How the fuck does he cut the hand that is holding the knife.................................

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>>11097988
>>11098003
>>11098016
>>11098608
>>11098868
actually took a girl with CB on a couple dates. Not at all like what I imagined. Best to leave them be anons, they deserve someone who isnt just in it for the sex.

>> No.11102383

>>11098736
Nice grainy chocolate shit-bird.

>> No.11102411

>>11097975
This is child abuse. What is the source?

>> No.11102416

>>11100032
I cropped the file size on this and brought it here.
Seeing it posted again pleases my penis.

>> No.11102443

>>11102244
Showry webm oc OTW friend.

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>>11095906

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Fuck. convenient site I used to get yt vids as webms went to VP9.
Why does everything have to be difficult...

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yeee...
She's just shouting bread.

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>>11097988
>>11097997
>>11098003

>> No.11102542

>>11096759
GENTLEMEN

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That didn't seem to be her actual/main channel.
Gonna find it and gather up the goods and dump em later.

>> No.11102633

>>11099432
he loves the salmo my dude

>> No.11102666

>>11102362
he slides his thumb up over the bottom edge for some reason, i think he was trying to brace his thumb along the straightedge on the back

>> No.11102687

>>11097985
>being so intimidated by an attractive female you have to insult her hands

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>>11096885
Kek

>> No.11102703

>>11096872

I live in China, and contrary to popular belief, not everyone is proficient with chop sticks. I see grown men all the time eating at restaurants with just a spoon.

>> No.11102706

>>11098701
Damn. you don't even have to pass a basic Dorito blending class to graduate from Harvard? What a fucking joke of a school

>> No.11102713

>>11099354
>Do you think the number of handicapped people is statistically significant?
Yes.

>> No.11102739

>>11098473
i want to hold hands with claire!

>> No.11102773

>>11097988
she's so fucking HOT holy shit

>> No.11102913

>>11102364
I don't think I'd be able to get over the anxiety of dating someone with Cerebral Palsy, a disorder I'm annoyed I can't abbreviate. I would know and they would obviously also know that Cerebral Palsy doesn't usually cause retardation, but I would assume that everyone else would be judging me for taking advantage of someone that I assume they assume is retarded.

>> No.11102969

>>11098063
There is nothing wrong with hating brown people.

>> No.11103025

>>11102362
He had a fat stroke or something.

>> No.11103036

>>11102457
>sneaking in those jack clips
you cheeky fucker

>> No.11103080

>>11098914
Assuming that if someone cannot crack an egg they can build this piece of crap

>> No.11103090

>>11095906
I hate you so fucking much....

>> No.11103121

>>11099085
>>11098937
>>11099538
>eating your wheatcakes without mulch

>> No.11103127

>>11102969
such edge wow

>> No.11103183

>>11098653
>>11098657
>>11098639
explain this right now
who is jack anf why does he make these monstrosities

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>>11103183
>who is jack anf why does he make these monstrosities
I'll tell you in two words, just two words. he's /ourguy/.

>> No.11103205

>>11098680
Wut

>> No.11103240

>>11102510
How did she get out?

>> No.11103273

>>11097985
It's called being filmed with a wide angle lens

>> No.11103278

>>11102457
>not the Jack version
Why would you even save that one?

>> No.11103283

>>11098673
Oh, god. What.

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>>11098704

>> No.11103429

>>11102258

get fucked she is, no way

>> No.11103811

>>11103429
>get fucked she is, no way
Yeah, she looks older.
Look up Aki Hoshino. She's in her 40s.

>> No.11104299

>>11098891
>>11098873
>>11098880
>>11098884
>>11098870
>>11098849
>>11098845
>>11098813
>>11098790
>>11098768
>>11098736
>>11098705
>>11098704
>>11098698
>>11098688
>>11098686
>>11098683
>>11098680
>>11098673
>>11098657
>>11098653
>>11098648
>>11098639
>>11098633
>>11098625
>>11098619
why did american do this?

>> No.11104380

>>11098823
Glico is a Japanese company so it looks like just a rebrand for German markets weird because they’re all over the place and always called pocky

>> No.11104440

>>11104380
They rebrand all kinds of stuff for export.
Infiniti
Lexus
Acura
7-11
Jim Beam

>> No.11104463

>>11104440
>7-11
>american company bought by nips
>rebranded

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>> No.11104581

>>11104463
I thought the Jim Beam bait was pretty obvious desu.

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>> No.11104613

>>11104581
so you're saying i have been tricked...
damn

>> No.11104641

Does anyone else think Jack is staged: i.e. intentionally bad for views?

>> No.11104644

>>11104641
Nah, he's just from California.

>> No.11104662

>>11104544
>slather a whole clam with sauce and plate it
TREE THOUSAND DORRAR, GAIJIN PIGGU

>> No.11104671

>>11104641
>what is satire?
Of course it's staged.
He knows about marketing and clearly targets Facebook and Reddit.
And (you) as well, clearly.

>> No.11104680

>>11096803
They are popular in italy, but they're called mikado

>> No.11104770

>>11099616
because masculine/feminine features are largely defined by muscle and bone structure
when you're fat neither of those are visibile

>> No.11104834

>>11100032
>>11100362
>>11102258
>tfw no qt insane cougar nip gf

>> No.11104864

>>11098929
>>11103080
Who the fuck cares? He probably made it just to see if it would work. No need to be such a smug cunt about someone who just wanted to build on a neat little idea.

>> No.11104964

>>11097975
https://youtu.be/ii7yvR5H7tQ?t=22s

BIRTHDAY BEATDOWN

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>>11098063
there is nothing wrong with hating browns

>> No.11104976

>>11103127
what is edge?

>> No.11105026

>>11098813
how does he manage to make absolutely everything he makes so goddamn unappealing?
you'd think he'd get SOMETHING right every once in a while, but no, even something as simple as a fucking omelette just magically looks horrible once he's done with it
this man is like the anti-cook, he comes up with the worst possible way to cook things

>> No.11105082

>>11097970
The ladies were going to love his meat at that barbecue.

>> No.11105239

>>11099354
> If those products are made for handicapped people then why are they advertised to everyone via TV infomercials?
So that the handicapped people do not feel like belonging a to group that is stigmatized and helped around. They generally speaking want to see themselves as fully capable members of society and resent as being categorized as disabled people.

>> No.11105449

>>11104970
>he doesn't know his post embodies his picture
Like pottery

>> No.11105548

>>11105239
increasing sales
you know, the purpose of marketing

>> No.11105553

BAN JACK WEBMS WHEN

>> No.11105557

>>11095906
Is he still making content, I thought we ran him off.

>> No.11106097

>>11099768
>someone who uses the word "macro" is new
Anon, I...

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>>11098759
>not eating the sticker that comes with it

>> No.11106788

>>11097975
How is this legal

>> No.11106862

>>11102494
holy fuck why is my benis diamonds right now

>> No.11106974

>>11097746
>>11096791
Kill yourself you gay buttnigger, this anon is a hero for getting it right for once

>> No.11106981

>>11099690
>gets btfo'd by autist
>still assmad
Sad!

>> No.11107315

>>11099676
yes you dumb cunt
"weeaboo" as a synonym for "wapanese" literally originated as a wordfilter on /b/ that replaced any use of "wapanese" with "weeaboo"

>> No.11107320

>>11100521

how do competitive eaters not get sick? I know Furious Pete works out a lot, but still eating all that garbage can't be good for your body. Liver is going to mutate or something.

>> No.11107325

>>11107320
The inevitably will. LA Beast's sister is a nurse or some shit and he outright stated in a video that she told him "if you keep doing this you're going to be shitting in a bag by the time you're 40". That wad easily more than 5 years ago now and he's still going.

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>> No.11107381

>>11096881
Boiled eggs in a bain-marie to keep them warm.

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>>11095906
Yeah, I got a real WebbM for you

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>> No.11107396

>>11107349
Brilliant

>> No.11107403

>>11107349

The dude on the right just got out of prison. What a champ.

>> No.11107555

>>11097979
wow this made me sad as just about anything on the internet ever has. poor guy thinks he's playing a funny gag but seems to lack the mental capacity to realize the violence of what he did.

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>>11107391

>> No.11107586

>>11098673
Keked at filename

Grimaced at video

Well played, sir.

>> No.11107595

>>11107555
He will now grow up to be a violence against women why does society let it happen?

>> No.11107606

>>11097975
fucking bastards

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>>11107391
>>11107582
It's just not the same without the music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR3Y_9Y74L0

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>>11098705
Putting the opening on the bottom of the pumpkin is fuckin stupid, but the drill got me thinking.
I carve a lot of pumpkins every year and dealing with the stringy bits is annoying. His method might work great to clean up the inside of the pumping after the loose pulp and seeds are scooped out.
Beats scraping away for an hour, depending how big the pumpkin is.

>> No.11107646

>>11107582
thats a guy practicing teppan yaki performance skills i think

>> No.11107650

>>11102542
i appreciated it, anon

>> No.11107656

>>11096872
who here /gay pride/

>> No.11107667

>>11097133
What is the purpose behind these stupid webms? Can't we watch something worth a fuck?

>> No.11107691

>>11098790
christ theres so many levels of retard here [email protected]

>> No.11107695

>>11098849
AHAHAHA unfuckingbelievable

>> No.11107706

>>11098674
Where will /ck/ ever find another Jack?

>> No.11107713

>>11098798
Since when does cheesecake have a pie crust?

>> No.11108274

>>11107713
since jack

>> No.11108360

>>11104299
Why do retards mass reply?
>also O B S E S S E D

>> No.11108385

The ultimate irony to the obsessed Europissans is that most of the food they react to isn't even from America.
For the irony that goes even further beyond; 9/10 of the European shitheads are just Americans "pretending" to be retarded

>> No.11108422

>>11099674
>It's exclusive to white people's veneration of Japanese culture

The fuck, so black weebs dont exist? fuck off retard.

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someone posted a chese opening webm from a trendy video source, just wanted to repost this one because its a lot better

>> No.11109394

>>11098800
Is this common in America?

>> No.11110234

>>11107403
It was staged mate.

>> No.11110250

>>11100032
>>11100362
>>11102494
>>11102510
>>11102626

what the fuck is her problem?

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