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Why is Nordic food so disgusting?

>> No.11096955

>>11096952
Basically, 'cause wh*pipo. Next question?

>> No.11096958
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I tried this shit in Norway a few years ago
Instavomit, fucking vile, tasted like fish

Even the locals had to slather it in jam and knock it back with a shot of vodka

>> No.11096968

>>11096952
what are the sides? potato mash and ????

>> No.11096971

>>11096968
looks like mashed turnip. breddy good with butter.

>> No.11096977

>>11096958
looks like a stale coffee cake

>> No.11096986

>>11096955
>>11096955
Yeah but that's not true, I'm not actually trying to make a racebait thread here
>>11096977
If only, I had to throw it out because it was stinking the entire house, even in the fridge

>> No.11096989

mammi and vispipuuro are good, also smörgåstårta, smorrebrod, lingdonberries, pickled herring. There's a lot to like, just stay away from surströmming and hákarl and you'll be fine

>> No.11097141

i'm thinking scarcity and isolation from the cold climate.

very limited ingredients. nothing goes to waste.

>> No.11097227

>>11096952
lefse is the shit tho desu senpai

>> No.11097639

>>11096952
Is that ice cream?

>> No.11097652

>>11096952
Because the southern half of our country are terrible people, I've never met a single person that has eaten that in the north

>> No.11097723
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>>11096952
looks like middle eastern cuisine t b h

>> No.11097740

>>11096952
Why do Americans get so pissy whenever they see meat that still looks like an animal instead of looking like steak or a burger patty?

>> No.11097779

>>11096952
Cold places don't tend to have a lot of food variety, so food is always simplistic and pretty bland. Plus they tended not to have real/good colonies to supply them with better food.

>> No.11097814

>>11097740
ew

>> No.11097848

>>11097814
Don't you mean ewe?

>> No.11097897
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even sicilans cook this and i think everyone in the world who farm sheeps does

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>>11096952

>> No.11098871

>>11096952
Raspeballer is legit the best shit ever

>> No.11098888

>>11097779
Which is why we don't eat our local food too often

The only thing I think we do good is eating a lot of fish and wild meats compared to the more carb-heavy southern cuisines.

>> No.11100879

>>11096952
Probably because they have wast fruitful lands to grow all types of plants and animals there (rolls eyes)

>> No.11100901

Tell me /ck/, is there any cuisine in the world more disgusting than Inuit food? I understand they adopted the diet they did for entirely practical reasons but it's literally just raw meat and animal blood.

>> No.11100936

>>11100901
>literally just raw meat and animal blood.
Can it be called cuisine when there's no cooking involved. At that point you could call grass cow-cuisine

>> No.11100975

>>11096952
So is that reindeer liver, potato and turnips?
Sounds scottish.

>> No.11101005

>>11097723
Oh god did they even clean that tongue That's a good chunk of wasted meat if they didn't.

>> No.11101009

>>11096971
Actually mashed rutabaga

>> No.11101018

>>11100975
It's a sheep's head.
It is pretty good, by the way.

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>>11096952
This? Disgusting?
Sicko

>> No.11101041

>>11101030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nefN8OIMCUk

>> No.11101114

>>11096952
No this is good food based on dairy and heinz chill sauce

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>>11096952
Head meat is god tier, pic related is tacos de cabeza

>> No.11101538

>>11096952
Smalahovud is actually pretty good. My parents just carved off the meat for me when i ate it as a kid so i didn’t know it was sheep head and it was just good, lean lambmeat. With potato, raspeballer and rotgraut its a good dish

>> No.11101595

>>11101018
>>11101306
What does it taste like? How is the texture different from other cuts?

>> No.11101618

>>11101595
Fatty and has a stronger flavor due to it being so close to the bone

>> No.11102819

>>11096952
Shut the fuck up.
Traditional nordic food is
>Make hella fond from your meat
>Make sauce out of it
>Add some fucking potatoes or whatever
boom.
Fucking burgers.

>> No.11102873

>>11096952
>i can recognize that animal part, UGH, how disgusting

>> No.11102885

>>11096952
>Oh no no
fuck off back to /v/eddit you subhuman brainlet

>> No.11103051

>>11096952
Unless you're at a restaurant, why would one go about eating this with a fork and knife? Seems rather tedious, I would just eat it using only my hands, like a chicken leg.

>> No.11103152

>>11096958
Sounds like a nice ritualistic drinking food to me

>> No.11103596

>>11102873
based

>> No.11103931

>>11097652
That's what people in the south say about the north too, you mong.
No one eats this meme shit except secluded 80 year old's in the mountains.

>> No.11103936

>>11096958
Your filename says it's cheese but I'm pretty sure that's some kind of cake.

>> No.11103938

>>11097779
>they tended not to have real/good colonies
Lmao. Read up on some history.

>> No.11103941

I would think the head wouldn't have much meat.

>> No.11103950

>>11103941
You'd be surprised by how much is on there.

>> No.11103954

>>11103941
Why would you think that?
It's about the size of a chicken.

>> No.11103981

I've heard it said several times that the cheek is always the best tasting bit on pigs and goats, etc. Never tried anything gross like that myself.

>> No.11104166

>>11103941
You gotta get right in there, mine that meat outta there. Salmon cheeks are top notch too

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>>11104166