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>redbull makes a line of organic sodas that are actually genuinely delicious
>no one buys them because redbull doesn't tastee good and no one finds a redbull product without toxic amounts of caffeine worth it or appealing.

>> No.11109661 [DELETED] 

>>11109641
How would adding the word "organic" to a soda make it any more appealing? It's just carbonated sugar-water with a bit of flavor. Not like it's produce or some shit.

>> No.11109668

>>11109661
this

organic has become a meme

>> No.11109670

>>11109661
Content and method of production? Most organic sodas actually contain what they proclaim rather than flavoring approximations

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>>11109641
Chemical unnatural cough syrup taste is the only gimmick that differentiates Redbull from any other caffeine-infused obesity fuel.
If I want my caffeine natural, organic, tasty and healthy I just make tea or coffee.

>> No.11111662

>>11110727
That's my point. They're not even energy drinks. And they're quite good, the best of the organic soda fad by major companies. But because redbull is trash no one gives it a shot

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>>11109641
Well, that's because ginger ale and tonic water only appeal to the old generation. Also nobody would buy a lemon drink if it literally said bitter on the front of it. The only thing I can see working here is MAYBE the cola but even that is a stretch. They should stick to their own game and not branch out into others because it is never going to work out for them.

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>>11111897
>Also nobody would buy a lemon drink if it literally said bitter on the front of it.
Bitter Lemon is pretty popular with 20+ women over here in Austria.

>> No.11111957

>>11111944
bitter lemon is the tits

>> No.11111992

>red bull and cola
>genuinely delicious

I threw it out after the first sip. Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.11112010

>>11111992
>red bull and cola
Hey, retard, it's just cola. There's literally nothing redbull about it except the branding

>> No.11112018

>>11109641
>>no one buys them because redbull doesn't tastee good and no one finds a redbull product without toxic amounts of caffeine worth it or appealing.

Im doubting this. Just looking at the flavors you posted, I just wouldnt be inclined to try any of them out. Tonic Water? Bitter Lemon? What the fuck were they thinking? Who did they think they were catering to? Because they sure as fuck werent targeting regular Red Bull customers

>> No.11112023

>>11111944
>Bitter Lemon is pretty popular with 20+ women over here in Austria.
There's like 25 million people in Australia, two dozen women isn't that many.

>> No.11112027

>spicy and natural
>spicy
Nobody unironically enjoys spicy liquids, just memers trying to be different

>> No.11112032

>>11112023
>Austria
>Australia

It's 8 million people. Keep in mind that Red Bull is an Austrian company.

>>11112018
I guess they're trying to reach the people that drank red bull when it started out in the 90s. They're even in the process of starting a beer brewery in Styria.

>> No.11112037

>>11112027
What sort of taste would you expect a ginger soft drink to have? Bitter? Sweet?

>> No.11112045

>>11109641
I want to buy them but literally no store in my city has them.

>> No.11112258

>>11109641
These are meme drinks.

Every few years the marketing team is like "WHAT IF WE EXPANDED INTO DIFFERENT MARKETS" and they create stuff like this or Red Bull Cola which no one likes or drinks but they have infinite money so they let them sit on the shelves and the marketing drones are satisfied again for a while.

>> No.11112280

>>11112258
>These are meme drinks
>meme
Cretin.

>> No.11112556

>>11109641

should push it towards bars for use in cocktails, hell I want to try that tonic water for a gin and tonic.

>> No.11112911

>>11112258
But these are actually great

>> No.11112934

I tried the cola and bitter lemon and they honestly tasted like shit

if i want lemon i'll get a god damn Schweppes

>> No.11112951

>>11112934
But schweppes is super simplistic soursweet, it's not a very honest lemon taste

>> No.11113010

>>11110727
>Tea and coffee are healthy
Lmao enjoy your heavy metals, destroyed enzymes, drug addiction and fucked gut flora

>> No.11113026

>>11109641
>ginger ale
>not ginger beer

Worthless.