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Why has centuries of pastry creation not been able to produce anything more satisfying than this? Is this the culinary pinnacle of pastries?

>> No.11113800

>>11113795
modern farmers use seeds they have to buy yearly u idiot

>> No.11113921
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>>11113795
What is a cream cheese danish

>> No.11113931

>>11113800
What?

>> No.11113946
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For me it's the raspberry danish

>> No.11113948

>>11113931
in America

>> No.11113950

>>11113921
Flaky pastry filled with cream cheese. usually with an icing on top

>> No.11113951

>>11113948
OBSESSED

>> No.11113963
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>>11113950
How do you cream cheese danish, tho?

>> No.11114115

>>11113948
I still don't understand what you posted

>> No.11114690
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>>11113950
Sounds very similar to Topfengolatschen.

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>>11113795
What exactly is this and how do I make this culturally pineapple of pastries?

>> No.11114827

That is a donut not a pastry

>> No.11114887

>>11114751
looks like a maple dip long john
so just donut batter with a glaze and maple icing

>> No.11115412

>>11111111

>> No.11115417

>>11114751
maple bar

>> No.11115471

>>11113951
>>11114115
MONSANTO YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. WAKE THE FUCK UP ALREADY! God save you retards, and please soon, because you are holding MY life back while you willingly hold your own down in the fucking gutter.

>> No.11115481

>>11113795
>refined sugar and refined wheat flour inside and on refined sugar and refined wheat flour.

This satisfies you? Damn. You deserve every ill coming your way.

>> No.11115931

>>11114115
He's a shitposter, but he is right. Monsanto seeds only germinate once. The plants that grow from their seeds do not produce seeds of their own, so the farmer needs to buy seeds again every year instead of being able to use the seeds from last year's crop.

>> No.11117187

>>11113795
>>11113921
>>11113946
>>11113963
>>11114690
Why do I always think of cum when i see the white cream

>> No.11117221

>>11117187
Might have something to do with your sexuality.

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>> No.11117230

>>11117187
You're just uber masculine, anon. Make sure to tell your friends and family that you think of male cum when you see cream and drizzle.

>> No.11117254

>>11117187
Because you're a repressed homosexual.

>> No.11117262

>>11117187
if your cum is that white you have health issues

>> No.11117606

>>11113795
That's not sfogliatelle

>> No.11117759
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11117759

>Kringle blocks your path

>> No.11117807

>>11115931
>Our seeds only germinate once so you have to buy them yearly
>Also, if we find out you accidentally grew one of our seeds that one single time that it's physically possible to, we are going to sue you for every single fucking penny you're worth down to the shirt on your back :^)

Really activates the ol' almonds, doesn't it?

>> No.11118275

>>11113800
Sneed's

>> No.11118314

>>11113921
Absolutely disgusting 9 times out of 10.
I can't stand typical commercial "cream cheese", one of those things that's just completely inferior to the fresh, real product.

>> No.11118549

>>11117221
>>11117230
>>11117254
>>11117262
I just wish i was a girl that all and i find them most beautiful things on the planet

>> No.11118608

>>11118549
Ehh?

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>>11113795

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>>11113795
this

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>>11117187>>

Cinnamon bun tho.

>> No.11119355
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>>11117187
There's nothing wrong with that anon

>> No.11119371

>tfw bakery only has maple logs and not maple rings
why does this happen?