/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11119191]

Would this hold up in court?

[Anonymous No.11119206]

>>11119191
No.

[Anonymous No.11119209]

Yes.

[Anonymous No.11119215]

Can you repeat the question?

[Anonymous No.11119219]

>>11119191
Yes, mainly because it's just a warning. If you were agreeing not to mention their product on a youtube video, that would be a different matter. But here all that matters is they warned you so if you put it on your balls or your eyes or drink a whole bottle, that's on you.

[Anonymous No.11119230]

>>11119191
Yes because you opening the bottle is accepting the contract as stated in the warning.

[Anonymous No.11119247]

youre not the boss of me now
and your not so big

[Anonymous No.11119280]

>>11119247
5inches. 2 inches flaccid.
1 inch when cold, plus turn into tiny ardvark mouth.
My balls are big tho. My asshole puckeringo too. Big pep nipples. No gyno, just unlucky. Sexy af

[Anonymous No.11119284]

>>11119280
whats the butt hair situation?

[Anonymous No.11119289]

It's just for fun and hype. You can drink that whole bottle and not get injured, it'll just hurt a lot.

[Anonymous No.11119327]

You don't see Secret Aardvark trying to jew your rights away with waivers. That's why I'm always varkin'

[Anonymous No.11119328]

>>11119284
I use nair for men. If I do not landscape I get dingleberries and I smell like poopie. Moreso because I sweat from work and people stop coming near me. Hurted my feelongs when humons no like me.
Me stupid and ugly. :^(

[bruce No.11119351]

>>11119191
Probably not in the US.

>>11119230
Not if it results in injury or death. It's a warning on a hot sauce, not a contract.

[Anonymous No.11119441]

>>11119191
It will not hold up in court.
A good lawyer will site the numerous grammatical and syntax errors and argue that the warning is unintelligible to the intended English-speaking
consumers.

[Anonymous No.11119455]

>>11119191
maybe

[Anonymous No.11119461]

Is there case law for suing the hot sauce manufacturer because the sauce was too hot?

[Anonymous No.11119467]

>>11119441
>A good lawyer will site the numerous grammatical and syntax errors and argue that the warning is unintelligible to the intended English-speaking
consumers.
>site

[Anonymous No.11119489]

>>11119467
yeah he'll see them using his site

[Anonymous No.11119498]

>>11119191
As a waiver of the right to sue? No. As evidence that the plaintiff's injuries were not your responsibility? Probably.

[Anonymous No.11119641]

>>11119191
>>11119191
Is it a hot sauce waiver or something?
No

[Anonymous No.11119856]

>>11119191
It is literally impossible to die of Capsaicin poisoning unless you were to do something like drink 32 oz of something with a 1m+ Scoville rating. Besides that, there is no way for spicy food to hurt you unless you're allergic or inject it into your bloodstream/breath in the actual liquid in a large quantity. Alternatively, pouring some in your eyes while driving down the highway may also kill you.

[Anonymous No.11119890]

>>11119280
>tfw 7" with a 2" flaccid dick and girls have bullied me for it
I-ITS NOT FAIR I WASN'T READY IT GETS BIGGER

[Anonymous No.11119892]

>>11119856
>It is literally impossible to die of Capsaicin poisoning blah blah blah

it is literally not impossible at all to have an asthma attack, anxiety attack, seizure, etc resulting from stuff like this though.

[Anonymous No.11119896]

>>11119191
>Americans need the government to "protect" them from condiments
yikes

[Anonymous No.11120018]

>>11119328
Hang in there, big guy

[Anonymous No.11120078]

>>11119896
OBSESSED

[Anonymous No.11120114]

>>11119327
Shut the fuck up lol

[Anonymous No.11120257]

>>11119230
>contract
Where is the consideration?

[Anonymous No.11120259]

>>11119896
>believing that is some kind of government warning label
You are dense

[Anonymous No.11120299]

>>11119215
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

[Anonymous No.11120319]

>>11119191
Good fucking God, no. The dumb bitch from Legally Blonde would need 30 seconds to cut thru this. It's put there for marketing reasons
>Dudebro, check this sauce, it comes with a warning and disclaimer.
>whoa, dudebro, we must buy 12 bottles to impress our dudebro friends.

[Anonymous No.11120697]

>>11119327
This.

[Anonymous No.11121204]

>>11119191
Simply putting up a sign saying "we are not responsible" has never held up in American courts.

[Anonymous No.11121209]

>>11119206
>>11119209
>>11119215
>>11119247
>>11120299

WE DID IT REDDIT

Edit: Wow, first time being top comment

Edit: Thanks for the gold guys, narwhal bacon amiright

Edit: OMG guys, can't believe Im on the front page

[Anonymous No.11121249]

>>11120319
Hot sauce is sophisticated now, it's 2018. Also, Legally Blonde? How old do you think we are, boomer?

[Anonymous No.11121288]

>>11119206
>>11119209
>>11119215
>>11119247
>>11120299
Holy shit it smells like reddit in here

[Anonymous No.11121749]

>>11119230
>I have no idea what constitutes a contract.
Moran

[Anonymous No.11121822]

>>11119896
>yikes
fuck off back to twitter

[Anonymous No.11121863]

>>11119191
>looking for legal advice on 4chin
You might want to rethink your path in life

[Anonymous No.11122059]

Your thinking is backwards. You want that disclaimer to hold up in court. What you want to happen is you drink it and get injured. It is illegal to sell harmful foodstuffs to the public, and that disclaimer is your golden ticket.

You will make millions.

[Anonymous No.11122095]

>Do not open bottle to circumvent warning
>Drill hole at bottom instead
>Never agreed to anything

I got you now.

[Anonymous No.11122230]

>>11122095
>Not smashing the bottle in a cup and drinking the glass shards ensuring you shit blood for maximum damages in the court case
Come on if you are going to be a Jew be a clever one

[Anonymous No.11122232]

>>11122059
>>11122095
>reddit spacing
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.11122235]

>>11122232
>single space except the last one which isn't greentext

You had one job.

[Anonymous No.11122265]

>>11122232
based redditposting retard

[Anonymous No.11122272]

>>11119191
only one way to find out OP

[Anonymous No.11122288]

>>11119206
>>11119209
>>11119215
>>11119247
Newfriends can't do anything right

[Anonymous No.11122321]

>>11119191
No. There isn't any mutuality of obligation or consideration. This isn't a contract and it's just meant to make people go "haha look it's so hot they put a contract on there"

[Anonymous No.11123044]

>>11122321
>t.900th person to say this.
Read the fucking thread.

[Anonymous No.11123051]

>>11119191
No, technically it isn't a contract. It's just marketing, it would not hold up in court.

[Anonymous No.11123806]

Do you see the makers of the Assault Rifle-15 getting sued by people who were shot by one? Do you see Proctor and Gamble being sued by people who ate Tide pods?