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11136477 No.11136477 [Reply] [Original]

have you given up the caffeine meme yet?

two weeks /coffeefree/ here.

>inb4 citing studies on the benefits of coffee paid for by Big Coffee

>> No.11136485

two years

>> No.11136488

>>11136477
I see the Reddit abstinence threads are slowly migrating to here.
Neck yourself, faggot.

>> No.11136489

>>11136485
mirin'

>> No.11136496

>>11136488
you seem a little cranky, anon.

Do you need another hit -er I mean another shot of espresso to calm your nerves?

>> No.11136497

I would shit every 3 days rather than 1.5 times a day if it wasnt for coffee.

>> No.11136499

>>11136497
Yeah I went three days without a bowel movement after I stopped, but I'm back to about once daily now.

>> No.11136502

Enjoying a hot cup of coffee as I type

>> No.11136505
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>>11136502
Enjoy your meme, anon.

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11136512

"Meme" doesn't even fucking mean anything anymore.

>> No.11136515

>>11136512
I totally know what you meme.

>> No.11136536

it tastes well and helps against hangovers, therefore i drink coffee daily

>> No.11136539

>>11136536
maybe you shouldn't drink alcohol nightly

>> No.11136560

>>11136477
I can't drink any coffee because I can't fucking sleep if I drink any. If I drink half a cup first thing in the morning, I can't fall asleep until 5 a.m.

>> No.11136565

>>11136477
Nah, it tastes good so I won't stop drinking it, thanks.

>> No.11136572

>>11136539
maybe
maybe i can't deal with life sober
maybe i just like being drunk
who knows

>> No.11136574

>>11136512
This. I hate the internet now.

>> No.11136579

>>11136512
If anything, it reverted to its original proposed meaning. That is, "a unit of idea."

>> No.11136616

>>11136497
>>11136499
I have four or five BMs a day, each one is a Bristol 3 and it feels fantastic. Try vegetables instead of drugs.

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>>11136496
Jesus, you truly are from reddit.

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>>11136690
You sure like to fixate on reddit a lot, anon. It's almost as if...you browse there? Here, have an alien.

>> No.11136731

>>11136690
what is a yike?

>> No.11136860

>>11136488
Didn't know dubs could belong to a fag.

Checked.

>> No.11137152

everything i dont like is reddit

>> No.11137158

>>11136477

I bet you're secretly a nigger.

>> No.11137778

>>11136477
>have you given up the caffeine meme yet?
>two weeks /coffeefree/ here.
Wow, what an effort, 14 whole days? You've really left us all behind.

>> No.11137878

>>11136496
>reddit spacing
lolololololol

>> No.11137947

>>11137878
purposely altering your syntax to avoid silly accusations

reddit-tier insecurity right there, anon.

>> No.11138482

>>11136560
There’s no way half a cup will prevent you from sleeping for 24h. I think it’s in your mind. 100% arabica have very low caffeine, and espresso are (in spite of their aroma) weak in caffeine too.
Also decaf tastes the same in 99% of the cases. Really you can enjoy coffee

>> No.11138744

>>11136731

yikes

>> No.11138791

>>11136477
I've gone up from a double-espresso to two double espressos, morning drip and a latenight milkshake containing two espresso shots and honey. I love my Hario/Bialetti memes.

>> No.11138802

>>11138744
Huh?

>> No.11138895

>>11136616
>Four or five
Not normal. You must always smell bad. I shit in the morning 90% of the time and shower right after

>> No.11139014

>>11138482
It's a genetic problem. I have disabled copies of certain Cytochrome P450 subtypes meaning I can't produce enzymes that breakdown caffeine or theobromine at the rate a normal person might produce them.

>> No.11139021

>>11136477
No
>work 5am to 3pm
>uni from 5pm to 10pm

>> No.11139026

>started drinking coffee only recently
>two weeks later I suffer my first migraine
>learn the coffee gives my migraines

Oh well.

>> No.11139854

>>11136477
I don't have it regularly but I sometimes I do just for the diuretic effects. Caffeine doesn't makes me jittery when I'm full of fiber.

>> No.11139861

>>11139854
It's also never made me poop. I just like how it makes me pee. I get discomfort in my back (kidneys?) sometimes and coffee makes it better.

>> No.11139871

I usually just take a couple caffeine pills when I need a jolt. Rarely I'll enjoy a pink lemonade rehab sip. But usually never ever drink coffee. Maybe once in a blue moon when I buy my sister Starbucks I'll get a small cup.

>> No.11139993

>>11136512
Protip: If you actually use the word meme you're too young for this website.

>> No.11140002

>>11136477
I did it for a while (about 6 months) last year. I drink coffee regularly but in very small amounts. The picture is true in that my sweat does smell different (worse) when I drink a lot of coffee.

>> No.11140023

>>11136477
only drank 2 cups of coffee in my life. had a phase where i took caffeine pills, but they sucked

>> No.11140026

I can go without but I like the ritual of it. If it weren't for coffee I would probably smoke

>> No.11140028

>>11140026
What if you made a herbal tisane instead?

>> No.11140034

>>11140028
Why would I?

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>>11136477
>don't like thing
>call thing meme
eh, i like it and even if it's not good because "muh corporate shilling" nobody ever died from talking a coffe once a day.
btw, nice type 2 emotion reasoning there, following the strange magical thinking that "deprivation is purification"

>> No.11140569

>>11139993
but you just used it

>> No.11140588

I gave it up. Took a while, but Now I feel great.
I discovered that having a whey shake every day keeps my energy levels up. The high quality protein must be making my heart stronger.

So if you feel tired, take whey every day. Caffeine isn't the answer.

>> No.11140591

I like a cup in the morning to flush my bowels.

>> No.11140597

>>11136497
You know I drink coffee for the same reason, and then one day, I was out of coffee so I just drank a cup of hot water and I shit five minutes later. I think it’s just the hot liquid jumpstarting my guts regardless of the stimulant effects of the caffeine. BC powders and adderall don’t make me shit.

>> No.11140600

>>11140597
If I saw someone drinking a cup of hot water I would think they are retarded.

>> No.11140672

>>11140600
Fuck tea lol

>> No.11140721
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11140721

Coffee makes me poop

>> No.11140724

Having a hot cup of black coffee :)

>> No.11140735

>>11136477
I'm drinking an iced americano now.

>> No.11140914
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11140914

Caffeine is objectively good for your brain
https://www.nature.com/articles/nn.3623

>> No.11141044

Caffeine makes me anxious, uncomfortable, and sweaty.
Nicotine, the thinking man’s stimulant.

>> No.11141320

>>11139021
Haha, only dumbest faggots go to night school. Keep up the good work tho, gotta sit in that cube!!

>> No.11141642

I like coffee but it makes me pee and sweat a lot so I only drink it on rare occasions

>> No.11141823

>quit the caffeine jew
>quit the alcohol jew
>feel good all the time

>> No.11141839

>>11136477
I like the way coffee tastes, and it's nice to drink it occasionally. :^)

>> No.11141849

>>11141839
Drug addicts like you should be segregated.

>> No.11141911

>>11136477
That image if fucking full of shit. Coffee addicts are lethargic compared to people who don't drink any coffee. They can't concentrate half the time.

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>>11136512
>tfw at work I got to watch some children arguing about memes until they got into a fist fight

mfw

>> No.11142164

>>11136477
I'm a fucking italian why should I give up coffe, brutto coglione?

>> No.11142214

>Being this weak willed to consider not drinking an a achievement
Nothing that great about coffee especially to get addicted to it, it only gives slight energy boost.

>> No.11142225

>>11142214
Drinking coffee*

>> No.11142257

Caffeine fucks up gut bacteria, glad I found out as I was starting to drink it as free at new job

>> No.11142284

>>11142257
No it doesn't.

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>>11136477
>inb4 citing studies on the benefits of coffee paid for by Big Coffee

This is actually a serious issue. Studies are bent and twisted to no end when the funders and profiteers of the results are in control. People are just so fucking gullible. Take a peek back at old cigarette ads for a taste of the propaganda machine. It never went away, its just that when people finally wise up to obvious bullshit after 30 years, they point the machine in a different direction. Sick fucks, really.

>> No.11142375

>>11142293
>magazine ads are the same as peer reviewed journals

Take off your tin foil hat and stop taking life advice from Alex Jones

>> No.11142420

>>11136477
Caffeine is a fucking meme. Coffee tastes nice though especially ice cold cold brew. Amphetamines are a much cheaper and safer and more effective stimulant.

>> No.11142447

>>11142375
>my gubment lubs me and would neva hurts muh family

>> No.11142452

>>11142375
Confirmed shill.

>> No.11142488

Quit cafeeine on 200 mg pills for a couple weeks so that I could get back to base levels. Noticed headache and not much else.
Also, I missed the feeling of euphoria from time to time.

>> No.11142506

>>11142447
>the government makes life decisions for you like whether or not you decide to smoke

Wah, I don't control my own life and anything I do is the result of SOMEONE ELSE making me do it

>> No.11142574

>>11142506
You seriously need to look into monsanto's "roundup" and how it has fucked you and your entire family, as well as me and mine. Oh, and don't think for a second that google's 1st results are for your benefit on this one - wise the fuck up. Actually dig. You just might surprise yourself.

>> No.11142581

>>11142574
>actually dig
>not peer reviewed journals but mom science blogs and conspiracy theorist rants
Enjoy your last (you)

>> No.11142614

>>11142581
Damn, buddy. You are nearly lost forever. You can still do some actual research and wake up. Your chances of doing that seem very doubtful. So be it, I suppose.

>> No.11142626

>>11136477
I drink a cup occasionally, maybe 1-3 a month

Used to drink 1-3 cups daily a couple years ago

>> No.11142635

>>11142614
Speaking about waking up, why don't you research the even worse health problems of the chemicals that roundup replaced?

Or you can do what I did: bought land and grow most of my own veggies. Industrial produce sucks ass for flavor regardless of its health concerns.

>> No.11142641

>>11142581
>peer reviewed

Who paid for those "peers"? Who paid for the reviews? Who controlled the entire study and publication process? Ask the deep questions and seek the deep answers, anon. Do NOT believe a study just because it was published in your favorite site. If you wish to be truthfully informed, you must question the source and the funding party. This is how to deduct truth. If you stop at the surface story and believe it for surface value, you will never know what is real. I have no agenda in telling you this, I gain nothing. I tell you this to perhaps benefit your path in life. You can continue to ridicule my words and be condescending, or you can actually try to look deeper into information for your own benefit. Choice is yours.

>> No.11142657

>>11142635
>why don't you research the even worse health problems of the chemicals that roundup replaced?

Oh man, you have been taken for a FOOL. I don't think you are a complete fool, because you don't speak (type) like one, but you have been had. STOP believing the fucking front page articles that tell you that Monsanto did nothing wrong. Stop believing that RoundUp isn't bad for you, without doing actual research into why it JUST MIGHT BE. Did you ever even question it? Or did you just accept it because it makes the plants grow. Stop your fucking programmed thoughts for 2 seconds and think about this. PLEASE.

>> No.11142671

>>11142641
t. has never been to a university and actually done research

>> No.11142702

>>11142671
:) Not sure what kind of "research" you are referring to, but I have my degree and I'm happy with what I'm doing. Are you happy with what you are doing? I would assume ... "no". Because how happy can someone really be when they are denying reality, eh? Not too happy, I would guess. You still have time to wake up, kiddo.

>> No.11142714

Coffee can make you feels shitty if you're too sensitive to caffeine (like me). I went down from 2 mugs to 1 smaller cup and it honestly removed most of my anxiety and stress. I mostly replaced it with tea which is a shame because I love the taste of coffee

>> No.11142745

>>11142702
Heh, I bet you are still plugged into the toxic modern society. None of that garbage here, I joined what you government brainwashed deadbeats would call a "cult" where we live off the grid and have our own spiritual experiences.

>> No.11142984

>>11140914
Thats really what you're basing that statement on? Caffeine has a short term effect on memory retention due to the dopamine release it gives in non addicts.

Its also looking like it messes with your brains melatonin levels, leading to worse sleep later in life in regular users

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>>11142984
>a stimulant makes it harder to sleep
Thanks for your insight

>> No.11143159

>>11138802
cringe

>> No.11144415

>>11142214
It tastes good

>> No.11144431

>>11142714
I'm sad because it seems like this is what I will have to do, I noticed that my anxiety issues become ridiculous if I have even a cup or two of coffee. Does tea really make the difference for you?

>> No.11144470

>>11136477
I’ve cut down from a pot a day to 2 cups in the last 4 months. Once you get passed the two week hump of waking up without it, it’s easy. It’s so useless that it’s a mystery why I was even addicted to it in the first place.

>> No.11144506

>>11136477
Euro here.

Why do WASP-zoomers hate coffee?
I'm euro and I think there's nothing wrong with a coffee cup (tea cup?, anyways it's small) of coffee as part of the second breakfast/elevenses/tea.

Is it because of the idea that Americans drink coffee as a drug or in huge amounts or drink drinks that are coffee flavored rather than coffee or coffee substitutes?

>> No.11144650

>>11144506
It's the fact that it's both shitty and overconsumed here, "espresso shot" in most peoples' minds is equivalent to "bump of coke"

>> No.11144821

>obvious bait thread
>has a small bit of truth but is essentially wrong
good ol 4chan baiteroo

>> No.11144850

>>11136477
>coffee cup belt holder attachment

Sign me up for one

>> No.11144864

>>11136488
>I see the Reddit abstinence threads are slowly migrating to here.
>Reddit slowly migrating here
Reddit has completely invaded this board and that is mostly thanks to the women that come here. Hence why most people shit this board up for fun because it's an abomination.

>> No.11144905

>>11142164
Zitto animale

>> No.11145353

>>11141320
>5pm to 10pm
>"night school"

>> No.11146630

>>11137947
While your bait is really shitty, you are completely right. There's no such thing as "reddit spacing".

>> No.11146719

>>11142641
Who paid you to post this?

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>Big Coffee
4 u

>> No.11147231

wow this OP is cringe, never seen anything like it