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Beer edition

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>> No.11139230

>>11139209
>Here's how it's made

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>> No.11139239

>this place serves beer ramen
why
>this place serves orange juice sushi pumpkin spice lobster oreo blizzard pizza rolls

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>> No.11139389

>>11139353
>Fills the pan with chicken
>SALT AND PEPPER
>1 pinch of each

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>> No.11139462

>>11139203
>>11139209
I'm going to open a restaurant where the gimmick is that everyone eats food out of troughs on the ground like swine. I'll call it Oinky's or someshit. Within a week It will be featured on one of these Tasty/Insider videos with a snappy caption like:
>"You'll be happier than a pig in you-know-what when you visit this barnyard inspired resto-pub!"

>> No.11139466

Can someone post the mexican culinary abominations? The ones with the doritos and nacho cheese.

My flyover town got a new taco place that think hot cheetos are an appropriate ingredient.

>> No.11139663

>>11139209
Why is American pizza floppy?

>> No.11139730

>>11139353
his induction pan actually browned the chicken pretty evenly in all areas of the pan. Which burner is he using? I have a high end induction burner with a high end saute pan, and it has hot spots like a mother fucker. I want an induction burner that heats evenly. Recommendations?

>> No.11139734

>>11139203
words cannot convey the disgust I have for japs

>> No.11139743

>>11139462
be sure to offer mud baths after the meal

>> No.11139755

I'm gonna learn how to make a basic dishes, who should I watch Oliver or Ramsay?

>> No.11139757

>>11139755
ramsay

>> No.11139878

>>11139228
>Japanese cooking
This is Vietnamese cooking...

>> No.11139881

>>11139203
Yucky-soba

>> No.11139887

>>11139203
You can buy those big glass mugs at the dollar store lol.

>tapas
Stop doing this

>> No.11139889

>>11139353
>huge chunks of vegetables, barely prepped at all
>leaving the bones in the chicken
I would break the nose of the son of a bitch who thought this wasn't lazy and stupid.

>> No.11139894

>>11139663
Fluoride in the water makes it impotent.

>> No.11139934

>>11139887
>You can buy those big glass mugs at the dollar store lol.
Yes anon. We are all aware of the affordability of glass cups.

>> No.11139955

>>11139889
Who the fuck takes the bones out? That's where the flavor comes from.

>> No.11139958

>>11139889
Both of those things are completely acceptable and even preferable for some people.

>> No.11139960

>>11139955
>>11139958
It's fucking stew. You eat it with a spoon, not a fork and knife.

>> No.11139962

>>11139203
There's no way this tastes even remotely good

>> No.11139991

>>11139960
Oh right. I guess so. You could just take the chicken out, debone, and put it back in I guess. I'd argue it'd be worth it for that extra flavor.

>> No.11140000

>>11139960
It should fall off the bone with a single touch if you've made it properly.

>> No.11140011

>>11139889
Holy shit, you're one of the biggest badasses ive ever seen. I would just enjoy that stew like a pussy. If someone messes up your order at a restaurant, do you break their arm right there and then, or do you wait till the restaurant closes and meet them out back for some ice cold street justice?

>> No.11140276

>>11139889
Holy shit, I literally want to suck your dick! I cannot handle how masculine you are for assaulting a person due to how the cooked a stew. The entire aggression arouses me more than anyone else could. You are such a bad ass please I need your bad ass seed.

>> No.11140313

>>11139734
*canadians

>> No.11140318

>>11139962
noodles in bonito broth?

>> No.11140332

>>11139462
simpsons did it

>It has no silverware, no plates, just mounds of FaceStuff™ (ground beef, eggs, peppers, mushrooms, and cheese, smothered with tomato sauce) on wax paper. However, as this tasty, piping-hot concoction was never meant to be a finger food, many guests sneak in a spoon. To-go orders are given out in plastic mopping buckets.

Your shitty reddit-tier post that you put so much thought into isn't even as funny as a joke that's twenty years old. Shame on you.

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>>11140332
>duhhh muh cartoon did it before I read it on 4chin so they must have been the first ones EBUR to come up wid it... REDDIT
Cringe

>> No.11140418

>>11139353
STOP CROWDING THE PAN

>> No.11140475

>>11140313
not really, they may be in Canada but BC has become invaded by japs
its not considered by real Canadians as part of Canada anymore, neither is Ontario

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>>11139889
>taking the bones out

>> No.11140581

>>11140572
saved

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>> No.11140592

>>11140581
The dude who took this photo took like eight more just like it. Wish I had them saved

>> No.11140596

>>11140592
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/chloe-moretz-at-bibigo-bar-dining-in-century-city/

Yeah, paparazzi don't usually settle for one shot.
You don't believe the story about the awkward guy with the phone, right?

>> No.11140601

>>11140592
You didn't see it.
>>11140596
You did.

>> No.11140602

>>11140596
No, but it's still funny how she has the same "fuck off" look in every photo

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>> No.11140630

>>11140475
You're talking about the Chinese.

>> No.11140632
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>> No.11140663

>>11140630
asians in general

>> No.11140674

>>11139203
That sounds beyond disgusting
And Insider can fuck right off

>> No.11140680

>>11140674
Nevermind, i finished it and now it's just beyond retarded

>> No.11140684

>>11140632
More like this?

>> No.11140686
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I dunno what this is from but it's comfy as fuck

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>>11140684
I got you after this one

>> No.11140702

>>11139730
It looked like gas when they take it to the oven.

>> No.11140706

>>11140693
Is that How2basic
Hate that guy

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>> No.11140736

>>11140693
Nice! Thanks

>> No.11140787

>>11140686
this honestly looks like a JAV intro

>> No.11140806

>>11140787
lel, maybe it is

>> No.11140811

>>11140726
>dripped with semen resembling dipping sauce
so... it's not the other way around? yikes

>> No.11140819

>>11139217
JUST FUCKING STOP ALREADY

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>> No.11140854

>>11139203
For what reason. I put beer on breakfast cereal once and it was dire

>> No.11140884

>>11140851
what was the point?

>> No.11140891

>>11139203
*gag*

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>>11140884
To get mad views on facebook

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>> No.11140913

>>11140630
Asians and white people mix well together, i love seeing east asians here. I wish we could have a irl blade runner demographic and everything could be both in katakana and english. certainly better than having a majority indian, middle eastern, african, or south american population

>> No.11140925

>>11140893
I refuse to believe that is real.
The taste would be AWFUL

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>>11140925
Taste is irrelevant, they want you to watch it, not make it

>> No.11140932

>>11139203
reminds me of thos parasitic worms you sometimes see in jars of alcohol

>> No.11140942

>>11140925
Maybe there's a kind of beer you can do this with? Not budweiser, like a cooking beer.

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>>11139203
>2018
>still no audio on all boards

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1535739961037.webm

>> No.11140952

>>11140932
you mean the moth larva in the bottle of tequila

>> No.11140970

>>11140686
why was the glass like that, nips are retarded lol

>> No.11140976

>>11140417
The circle of time.

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>> No.11141000

>>11140942
No matter what kind of beer, too much beer just makes whatever you're cooking taste bitter as fuck. It's pretty disgusting and is pretty much just a meme

>> No.11141004

>>11141000
hi im a chef from los angeles and im just gonna say fuck u bro. i cook with that shit all the time and it adds distinct flavor. stay mad

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>> No.11141028

>>11141004
Some, yes. What that webm showed was basically beer and cheese soup. And yes, the more beer you add the more bitter the taste. Some people like that, but personally, I'm not a fan.

>> No.11141030

>>11141011
Based sanitary India

>> No.11141039

>>11141011
>bubble and squeak
Britbongs are children

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>>11140952
naw i meant this i should have worded it better

>> No.11141085

>>11140970
I looked it up and apparently overflowing a glass of sake is to show that the restaurant is generous.

>> No.11141093

>>11141039
that name is cute and endearing
my mum makes it sometimes

>> No.11141103

>>11139203
I'm getting drunk as a skunk tonight

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>> No.11141191

>>11139203
this is what happens when you eat s o y for 1000 years

>> No.11141219

>>11140811
it's a classic prank

>> No.11141291

>>11140686
Is this live action wakako-zake?

>> No.11141299

>>11141291
I don't even know what that is but I googled it and found
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMAVLfdACHI

>> No.11141339

>>11141299
So I was correct then, never knew they made a live action of it.
That one seems to be a tv ad for the korean tv version.
If you like food porn (especially izakaya stuff) I suggest watching "kodoku no gurume".

>> No.11141351

>>11141339
Thanks, anon. Sounds interesting.

>> No.11141392

>>11140702
Ahh shit it is. I googled some tips tho and it said to bring the pan to medium heat first for 2 minutes and then to the desired cooking temperature to reduce hot spots with induction. I know it sounds intuitive but one of the awesome features of induction is instant cooking heat, but I'll try that method.

>> No.11141460

>>11141392
Try it on cast iron anon. It most certainly does not offer instant cooking heat.

>> No.11141482

>>11140572
>no Pablo in the background
Shame

>> No.11141490

>>11141460
It's carbon steel, the pan I'm using currently, but it's also heavy/thick as fuck

>> No.11141672

>>11140706
thought i was the only one

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>>11141339
The live action wakako's nice, but a bit stilted, kodoku no gurume definitely feels more like a proper show.

>> No.11141854

I need some mark wiens.

>> No.11141872

>>11140970
To overpour is a sign of hospitality in Japanese culture, the wooden box is to catch any spilt sake. I'm sorry but you're the retarded one Burger McFlyover

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>> No.11141889

>>11141672
I think he's an obnoxious fuck too. Plus, I hate food waste.

>> No.11141895

>>11139462
Didn't you post this a few years ago?

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>> No.11141900

>>11139233
why do i get the feeling that this is paid for by entirely by Frito-Lay aka PepsiCo?

>> No.11141901

>>11140970

Typical uneducated mutt. Automatically dismisses anything different from another culture as being 'retarded' and thinks that 'lol' is a form of punctuation.

>> No.11141902

>>11141872
Some traditions need to shift with time. Waste is never acceptable.

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>>11141896
what the fuck
anyone who uses openshot can you tell me how to not make this happen

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>> No.11141966

>>11141888
I... I can't take it anymore. His stupidity is exhausting.

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>>11141896
fixed

>> No.11141983

>>11140693
reddit will absolutely love this

>> No.11141987

>>11139228
This is just a shit version of thit kho
Anon is right it's Vietnamese

>> No.11141999

>>11141958
Some people would think it's cruel to laugh at the ineptitude of a stroke victim. It is important we keep these clips.

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>>11139209

>It's a fucking rolled up pizza

>> No.11142015

>>11142010
Nothing gets past you, does it

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>>11142015

>> No.11142023

>>11139878
>>11141987
wow, it's almost like different cultures are capable of braising pork

>> No.11142044

>>11142023
Eggggguuuuuu

>> No.11142085

>>11140932
Not parasitic or even a vermin, they put the grubs in there to show that the tequila is high proof.

>> No.11142175

Jackfags ruin ever webm thread

>> No.11142279

>>11141942
This is the food porn /ck/ deserves. I could actually beat off to this

>> No.11142287

>>11141983
I'm sure you would know

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>>11142175

>> No.11142357

>>11141901

Typical self-hating European. Automatically accepting anything different from another culture, as long as it isn't American, even if it is retarded.

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>>11141999
let them laugh
everyday i am training
i am getting stronger

>> No.11142376

>>11141872
>To overpour is a sign of hospitality in Japanese culture
Yeah, and they also like fake head on beer. They do a lot of shit wrong, stop defending them.

>> No.11142380

>>11139203
Day of the rake.
When?

>> No.11142385

>>11141028
Beer cheese is a dip for like chips and fries and shit.

>> No.11142387

>>11141910
fuck me he is so god damn dumb just put it in the pot you idiot once it melts it doesnt matter

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>>11141885

>> No.11142393

>>11142334
>draws a swastika on the final product
dare I say it

>> No.11142418

>>11139209
itsfuckingnothing.png

>> No.11142419

>>11142390
how can one man so looooove such shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit food

>> No.11142422

>>11142418
that's the joke
it's a literal actual self-professed meme restaurant

>> No.11142427

>>11139217
Even the first scoop was a bit too much.

>> No.11142449

>>11141968
>eating raw dollar tree steak

>> No.11142459

>>11142385
Oh it's a southern thing. Scary stuff.

>> No.11142492

>>11142419
shill your own sauce then see what it takes

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I fucking hate Sean Evans and this moment was absolutely beautiful to witness.

>> No.11142538

>>11142500
>hate someone you never met
Ahh, childhood.

>> No.11142541

>>11142500
This is meaningless without some kind of context, m8

>> No.11142549

>>11142500
>>11142541
https://youtu.be/G_Pu00NmJfg?t=8m14s

>>11142538
fuck outta here with your non-arguments, he's a shitty presenter

>> No.11142585

>>11139353
what kind of dumbfuck recipe is this?

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>>11140276
go back

>> No.11142595

>>11142549
Non-argument? I was just saying I had no idea what was going on, and how could I have? I don't watch daytime Food Network like some queer

>> No.11142598

>>11142595
m8 read the part of my post that was actually addressed to you

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>> No.11142603

>>11142598
Fair enough

>> No.11142617

>>11140632
This isn't even good mockery. I think I'd prefer an actual Tasty video compared to this.

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>>11140582
He is small time.

>> No.11142632

>>11140925
For a second I thought you were making fun of beer cheese but yeah the amount that guy used to make it was disgusting. It's like using 3x the amount of cocoa powder when making brownies.

>> No.11142633

Oh I'm glad I got here in time for the Jack faggot who can post the same 30 Jack faggot webms we've seen a million times before.

>> No.11142653

>>11140947
>oh look a tasty clip with audio!
Rickroll
>oh look a clip from Chef!
Screamer
>would you eat this absurdly chees-
YO HOMES TO BEL AIR!
>oh look a Joey video!
Grapefruting

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>>11142748

>> No.11142876

>>11141902
>>11142376
That wooden box is also a traditional container to drink from. So it's not even waste.

>> No.11142884

>>11142876
Why not just make a bigger glass?

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>>11142748
>>11142786
Gib

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>> No.11142902

>>11142884
As been said before, back when even the cup are not even made of glass, it is tradition that they overpour the sake to show appreciation to the costumer.

>> No.11142905

>>11142653
Nothing's stopping every webm being spliced with goatse.

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>>11142902
But why? If you always overpour then you're not overpouring at all. It's just the expected drink.

>> No.11142909

>>11140612
Don't cross her, man.

>> No.11142911

>>11142892
lmao

>> No.11142912

>>11142653
Yeah, that shit happens on /gif/ all the time. Oh wait.

>> No.11142913

>>11142907
So you overpour even more.

>> No.11142914

>>11142907
The amount they overpour range from just a dribble to normal to even almost spilling over the wooden box.

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>>11142913
>>11142914
Where do you draw the line? it's like tipping, back in the day servers were happy to get 10% but now those leeches are trying to push 20% as the "new normal". It's madness.

>> No.11142936

>>11142907
Just like tipping

>> No.11142938

>>11142921
It's like "reverse-tipping" from the restaurant to the consumer. The more you regularly visit and be respectable. The more they appreciate you being there and will show it with gestures like that.

>> No.11142982

>>11142912
>>11142905
It's one of the reasons moot pulled audio support for webms on all boards except for where it was required. Trolls were editing clips and adding in screamers, jump scares and other bullshit. The main reason however, is that this is an image board. If you want to watch videos, you should go to youtube.

>> No.11143019

>>11141968
What the fuck

>> No.11143021

>>11141958
To be fair to ja/ck/ this wasn't his fault, it was bad product design.

>> No.11143834

>>11142500
What am I looking at, some guys acting a bit gay in a kitchen?

>> No.11143862

>>11142892
chinamen are seriously fucked in the head

>> No.11143993

>>11139203
The next time someone wants to become an hero, do it at insider's office please.

>> No.11144007

>>11139960
If you can eat a stew entirely with a spoon then it's a fucking soup.

>> No.11144051

>>11142357
Typical mutt. Instantly assumes the one who called him mutt is European, as if the rest of the world doesn't exist. He really is seething at the core because of his hatred of Europe

>> No.11144059

>>11144007
If your stew needs the assistance of a knife to cut through, it needs to stew longer.

>> No.11144064

>>11144007
Most of the time with a good stew you can pick up the chunks of meat and veg with your spoon, there should not be anything that is needing to be cut, bar possibly potatoes but you can just cut them with a spoon as they should be so soft

>> No.11144089
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>>11141872
>Wasting alcohol is ok when the gooks do it

>> No.11144095

>>11140970
>>11144089
It's not limited to the Japanese, who are by the way called Nips, not gooks.
Psalms 23:5 would be the obvious example.

>> No.11144104

>>11141085
Then just give a bigger fucking glass. That's like saying I'm generous because instead of giving a hobo one dollar I gave him 1 dollar and burnt another one in front of him.

>> No.11144139

>>11142909
she's gonna stab you in the eye man.

>> No.11144143

>>11139209
>finished with a dash of parmesan
my sides

>> No.11144168

>>11139462
Call it the "The swine that dines"

>> No.11144172

>>11139217
>scream extensionally

>> No.11144184

>>11140693
Has no one told this guy its not funny anymore?

>> No.11144186

>>11139203
>it doesn't contain any actual beer

into the trash it goes.

heat a strong stout dark beer,add in sices and meat till it's coooked, then put the ramen in.

>> No.11144188
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>>11140893
Budweiser

>> No.11144194

>>11141039
>taking everything so seriously

its just a name anon

>> No.11144195

>>11141888
this cant not be satire

>> No.11144198

>>11139228
Why dont they brown the onions and pork belly before? Surely there would be more flavor this way

>> No.11144221

>>11144104
Holy shit it's just a gimmick, do you drop spaghetti when a hot dog overshoots its bun as well?

>> No.11144223

>>11144184
Im sure his bank account is laughing pretty hard

>> No.11144229

>>11144198
They don't even use the onions. Not sure why they wanted to 'flavor' the oil. Vietnamese don't do this dumb shit. All the flavor is in the fat and the 'soup'. It's a salty dish, and can last for days not refrigerated, in the open.

>> No.11144233

>>11144229
Also, they should have let it cook longer. The eggs should be much darker, and the whites penetrated.

>> No.11144240

>>11144233
>whites penetrated
Nice blacked fetish you cuck.

>> No.11144283

>>11144240
>projecting, the post

>> No.11144293

>>11144283
>projecting your projections

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>>11140684

>> No.11144418

>>11144104
But burning a dollar is wasting it. Japs also drink the sake in the box.

>> No.11144434

>>11141924
I fucking love Worcestershire sauce. Where can I get me a big drum of anchovies senpai?

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>>11139233
jesus fucking christ, just eat some vegatables for forks sake

>> No.11144547

>>11142500
>I fucking hate Sean Evans
Same, he's a charisma vacuum

>> No.11144714

>>11139353
>burns the fond

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>> No.11144739

>>11144434
You can get huge bags of dried anchovies at asian markets. Doubt you could find fresh except from a boat because I reckon they spoil very quickly.

>> No.11144778

>>11144731
Scott Rea is comfy meat kino

>> No.11144805

>>11144739
Yeah, and I live nowhere near the ocean unfortunately.

>> No.11144808

>>11144731
Actually this deserves audio.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1535816422851.webm

>> No.11144830

>>11144731
>no mustard

>> No.11144879

>>11140930
>doing a reduction in an iron pan

>> No.11144888

>>11140993
How does that work? Is it a timelapse of rotting causing gases to force out the cream? I thought twinkies lived forever.

>> No.11144902

>>11144808
KEK

>> No.11144916
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>> No.11144938

>>11144888
Just in case you're not only pretending to be retarded; it's a vacuum chamber.

>> No.11145001

>>11144916
man you were so close to getting it right

>> No.11145026

>>11142085
how does that show that it's high proof?

>> No.11145030

>>11142390
god, his disgusting prehensile tongue

>> No.11145084

>>11142892
lol what the fuck

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>>11144879
>what is seasoning your iron pans?

>> No.11145285
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11145285

>>11139203
MMMmmmm I love my carbs with extra carbs

>> No.11145322

>>11142549
He is clearly joking. The guy isn't a chef, he is a host that eats spicy food.

>> No.11145412

>>11141968
>paper thin piece of shit
>still raw
how

>> No.11145506

>>11141011

that looks fucking delicious

>> No.11145534

>>11142390

jesus christ this is vile

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>>11144385

>> No.11145672

>>11145563
what a waste of fucking food
pisses me off, honestly

>> No.11145688

>>11145563
lol, I love subway

>> No.11145695

Having a girl over and I went to the store to get drinks.

I’m getting me some whiskey and some wine coolers for her.

Which do I get?

>> No.11145698
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>>11145695
>whiskey

>> No.11145814

>>11145695
the wine coolers
your mom will like that

>> No.11145846

>>11145506
It is

>> No.11145872

>>11145698
>working class
>doesn’t like whiskey

Japan really is backward. Is whiskey really an upper class thing over there?

>> No.11145873

>>11139734
This

>>11140313
OBSESSED

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>>11139217

>> No.11145899

>>11145872
They're Korean

>> No.11145905

>>11141093
No it's not, and neither is "mum". You people *are* children, it's disgusting.

>>11144194
No. It's the basis of your degrading society.

>> No.11145917

>>11145899
Question still stands

>> No.11145918

>>11145905
you're a pathetic and angry person

>> No.11145925

>>11144095
>godfag shit

gay

>> No.11145938

>>11145917
The guy actually says in the video that he feels as though whiskey is "luxury".

>> No.11145954

>>11144731
>>11144808
is that bone or bread?

>> No.11145963

>>11145917
yes, because it originally had to be imported from Yurop or 'Murca and only rich people could afford it
only later did they set up distilleries in East Asia, which was to cater to the tastes of the rich people who had been buying the imported stuff.

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11146046

>>11139228
>>11139233
finally some food just for me

>> No.11146079

>>11141888
checked
I was crying laughing at this one it might be the best one yet

>> No.11146084

>>11141910
would you like some chili with your sour cream?

>> No.11146093

>>11141954
thi actually looks good

>> No.11146098

>>11139209
IT'S A PIZZA
FOLDED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.11146100

>>11145954
It's crispy skin.

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>>11144808
>that music

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>>11145873
can it chang

>> No.11146249

>>11140947
I know its reversed but I did this once at a party, got piss drunk on an empty stomach and nonchalantly vomited while sipping, came out exactly like it went in and looked a lot like this

>> No.11146267

>>11143834
A chad, a gay and a little bitch who nearly cried on camera because his nacho casserole didn't win the cook-off.

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>>11139217

>> No.11146412

>>11145563
Is this a rip off of How To Basic with stupid cartoons hands?

>> No.11146428

>>11145026
If it was a lower abv, the grub would drink the agave juice and would still be alive when it arrived at the store.

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>>11140893
>budweiser

>> No.11146467

>>11139209
I'm going to come clean and admit that I've drunkenly suggested doing this at least 4-5 times to a friend

>> No.11146477

>>11146412
It's a pop culture reference from a cartoon
So kinda, but more in an homagey way

>> No.11146478

>>11142907
Yes anon this is how manners work.

>> No.11146511

>>11139203
that shit, sounds so disguisting

>> No.11146551

>>11139889
Irish Stew Guy?

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>>11140612

>> No.11146584

>>11140693
Most H2B videos are retarded but this one is kind of just disappointing.

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>>11140911

>> No.11146731

>>11143021
If you look closer, he put it upside down.

>> No.11146754

>>11140612
is she eating from a dog bowl?>

>> No.11146770

>>11146731
How is that this fault? Does it say "bottom" on the bottom? No, it doesn't. He had no way of knowing. It's definitely bad product design.

>> No.11146815

>>11145872
When I went to Japan you could really only find beer and sake along with Soju and highballers. I saw a couple of bars with whiskey and vodka, but you could tell the bottles were imported. Also wine made with plums is God tier, I found a plum wine bar that had so many options. They're sweet and don't leave you with the god awful hangover of grape wine and the Japs are more willing to experiment with the flavors

>> No.11146819

>>11146770
There's little black rubber pads for traction, look closer.

>> No.11146827

>>11146819
That doesn't necessarily mean anything. What is this video called? I'm going to watch the full thing and I bet it's nearly impossible to distinguish either side.

>> No.11146860

>>11146827
Please don't breed, you'll save yourself from having to bury your retarded children.

>> No.11146861

>>11139203
Barmen?

>> No.11146962

>>11146860
instead of insulting them for zero reason you could actually give them the video

>> No.11146963

>>11146819
Those are on both sides, you're supposed to flip it.

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>>11142376
>They do a lot of shit wrong
Don't we all anon?

>> No.11147399

>>11146093
well yeah, he didn't make it

>> No.11147567

>>11146428
it wouldn't just... drown?

>> No.11147580

>>11142892
I can't help but feel that those subtitles are not accurate at all.

>> No.11147584

>>11140475
if they have Canadian citizenship, they are Canadians

>> No.11147590

>>11147580
They are.

>b-but muh feelings
Kill yourself.

>> No.11147944

>>11140891
Watch the video, it's not actually beer

>> No.11148053

>>11145285
This is the face of a serial killer

>> No.11148066

>>11139217
Thanks faggot your post have me diabeetus

>> No.11148098

>>11144089
See
>>11142876

>> No.11148101

>>11144104
See
>>11142902
>>11142938

>> No.11148141

>>11142390
i refuse to accept that this man is not mentally retarded.

>> No.11148170

>>11141968
jack must have a death wish

>> No.11148219

>>11144221
I know what you meant by this, but I couldn't help imagining someone firing wieners out of a cannon and one just slides right through the bun and lands in the floor

>> No.11148235

>>11140693
Hey I have that metal shit where he pours water

>> No.11148238

>>11139228
This just look so fucking bland. Is seasoning forbidden in Japan?

>> No.11148244

>>11148235
You mean a kettle?

>> No.11148249

>>11141339
fuck anon, wish I had seen your post earlier. the youtube link reminded me of that manga so I spent 15 minutes looking up every cooking related manga to find the name of Kodoku no Gourmet.
reason why I care is because my Jap friend loves it and we went to one of the places (korean bbq) he visits in the manga. that place was phenomenal

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>>11139203

>> No.11148416

>>11148401
Yum. High protein spaghetti.

>> No.11148444

>>11142449
>>11145412
>steak
>raw
lurk more

>> No.11148496

>>11139353
This is just a shitty tajine with celery and worscestercshitre sauce

>> No.11148527

>>11140706
Based opinion.

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>>11148401

>> No.11148754

>>11142921
>can I grab a Guinness please?
>no problem sir it'll be ready in 15 minutes
What a fucking joke

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>>11148754
That's basically what it's like if you order Guinness on tap.

>> No.11149047

>>11148762
Who is this dude?

>> No.11149056

>>11149047
Rick Stein.

>> No.11149060

>>11149056
thanks

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>>11141854
here you go bud
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.11149435

>>11149154
god, even the way he chews is fucking spastic

>> No.11149729

>>11140893
What is "Tasty Cheese"? Where do I get that in the store?

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>>11149729

>> No.11149801

>>11141339
Kodoku no gurume is incredible with loads of seasons and every episode is top notch. If anyone is also looking for another show, the first season of Let's Eat (K-drama) is good too but a bit girly.

>> No.11149817

>>11145322
Agreed but his lack of knowledge in the kitchen really comes off awkwardly in videos that actually have cooking. It looks like he actually does not cook, not even for himself, and his insecurity often comes through.

>> No.11150104

>>11143862
you.. you are joking right? you can't possibly be this stupid

>> No.11150232

>>11149748
>is this racist.jpg
no, tastee cheese is jamaican and "mi jus'" is an acceptable written form of jamaican patois

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>>11149729
"Tasty cheese" means a strong cheddar.