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>> No.11150545

>>11150543
How out no break eggs?

>> No.11150587
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>> No.11150650

>>11150543
post the one where the girl rolls her face in bread
and the one where op's girl throws ketchup from a tub everywhere

>> No.11150687

>>11150543
>women

>> No.11150735
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>>11150543
I didn't know chinks could have mental breakdowns. I always thought they beat the crazy out of their women.

>> No.11150750

>>11150587
chinamin cheesecake

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>>11150803

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>>11150814
I love how she realised it's inappropriate half way and break smiling.

I bet she is wild in bed, just imagine the dark purple lingerie...

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I'm sorry, the "Dumb Thot" board is over that way. >>>/r9k/
This is the COOKING board.

>> No.11150838

>>11150735
Know your yellow fever, that's korean

>> No.11150847

>>11150834
God I hate that yellow goblin so much, looks like s bug, glad they replaced her

>> No.11150848
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>>11150834
jesus christ

>> No.11150868

>>11150834
>complains about thot webms
>posts le insider video

>> No.11150872
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>>11150868
At least it's actually food related. But if you insist on posting gook whores then fine.

>> No.11150892

>>11150872
any more?

>> No.11150898
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>>11150892

>> No.11150902

>>11150872
God what's wrong with them. Korea was a mistake. Who eats ribs with a fork and knife

>> No.11150905
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>> No.11150925

>>11150898
'go 'za always wins

>> No.11150928

>>11150905
soul webm

>> No.11150946

b

>> No.11150951
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>>11150872
>>11150898
>Koreans adopt our music, fashion, economy
>give them a PB&J
>"WOWWWW HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO STRANGE"

>> No.11150967
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>> No.11150983

>>11150967
How many pulls are required to turn those onions into a liquid?

>> No.11150987

>>11150967
who the fuck even buys these?

>> No.11150989

>>11150902
Please don't shoot up a school

>> No.11150997
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>>11150987

>> No.11151002

>>11150989
Just like all these nightmare dishes in the resterants these days. steak with sundried peppers and white wine sauce or fish tacos with butternut squash. Gross man. I wonder if it's pepole like them that come up with them.

>> No.11151003

>>11150989
>denying an American his God-given right and favorite pastime

>> No.11151005
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>>11150997
just missing sound for car imitation

>> No.11151009

>>11150905
child of zuckerberg

>> No.11151013

>>11150997
oh that's like my chef'n garlic zoom but somewhat larger
neat

>> No.11151017
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>>11150997
>That "i hope ppl dont recognize me" look

>> No.11151030

>>11151009
Why

>> No.11151035

>>11150803
Dude probably got fired too. Or sued.

>> No.11151038
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>> No.11151039

>>11150814
Fuck, Sombra is almost as hot as her voice actress.

>> No.11151043

>>11150834
So it's in London but they called it HipChips? The fuck.

>> No.11151080

>>11151038
Why are their game shows so entertaining and original?

>> No.11151088
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>>11151030
>s m o k e ▄these▬ m ea t s

>> No.11151098
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>>11151088

>> No.11151100

>>11151080
Because no SJW

>> No.11151110

>>11151098
mmmm, toast, so nutritious. I just love human food. I mean food. for humans, like me.

>> No.11151120

>>11151098
did he expect it to shoot out and land directly on his hand

>> No.11151129

>>11151098
>>11151110
why the fuck is he so weird? In his old leaked emails and messages he seems like a little smug cunt.

>> No.11151134

>>11151120
lmao

>> No.11151135

>>11151129
I don't know but LOOK HOW MECHANICALLY HE CHEWS

>> No.11151138
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>> No.11151144

>>11151135
It's the rhythmic head-nodding that gets me.

>> No.11151154

>>11150831
>implying she at any point did not know exactly how inappropriate it was, and the inappropriateness was the entire point of doing this because no one eats this way and she's a typical dumb roasty basically saying "look at me, I'm a whore"

>> No.11151159
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>>11151120
hes not used to earths gravity

>> No.11151160

>>11151138
I do not like this webm. I will stop watching it because I don't like it. That way, I will no longer be bothered by watching what I don't like.

>> No.11151164

>>11151138
>LE SO RANDUMB
stop posting this

>> No.11151180
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>>11151164
In accordance with 4chan law, since you have asked me to stop I must now continue.

>> No.11151182

>>11150987
I could see myself using that for something that requires a food processor but doesn't warrant pulling the whole fucking thing out.

>> No.11151183

>>11151098
I nod my head when I eat toast too. Like, "yup, this is some good toast"

>> No.11151193

>>11150543

what in the whoring fuck

>> No.11151213

>>11151129
>>11151135
>>11151144
It's not him, it's the robot that takes his place when he doesn't feel like doing stupid shit (i.e. photo shoots or congress meetings).

>> No.11151214

>>11150587
H-hot

>> No.11151217

>>11151154
Don't talk shit about Carolina, faggot

>> No.11151227

>>11151217
anyone who licks a cupcake is a cretinous disgusting degenerate

>> No.11151235

>>11151182
Maybe single serving of salsa?

>> No.11151288

>>11150803
why the fuck would he start running right away!? Wait till you get near the door you dumb nigger

>> No.11151311

>>11151288
Can't wait to go to jail

>> No.11151316

>>11150824
jokes on them, 14 is legal in my country

>> No.11151323

>>11151227
lol that's a pretty low bar you've set for that

>> No.11151325

>>11150543
This is my dream woman. Her and Emmy in a three way.

>> No.11151332

>>11150898
Thank you my anon!

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>>11151334

>> No.11151359

>>11150997
That blade assembly looks like something Gwar would swing around.

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HAHA LE JACK POSTING

>> No.11151381

>>11151138
I hate people younger than me SO much.

>> No.11151383

>>11151164
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE >>11151180 DO!

>> No.11151386

>>11150834
Shouldn't it be crisps n dips

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>> No.11151397

>>11151368
tappy tappy tapity drag tap tap

>> No.11151404
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>> No.11151410

>>11151394
Isn't It awkward to stand there and film? What the fuck is wrong with these ppl

>> No.11151411

>>11151160
Whatever helps you sleep

>> No.11151418

>>11150543
What's the source of this?

>> No.11151424
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>>11150543
Oh, I get it, the cheese is like Spiderman's webs, haha.

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>> No.11151434

>>11151404
did he fuck this up by not locking it?

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>> No.11151470

>>11151435
my second favorite jack webm

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>> No.11151489

>>11151424
oooooooh i get it now

>> No.11151493

>>11151470
what's your first fav?

>> No.11151498

>>11151368
This must have been RIGHT after he made that "knife skills" video since he's awkwardly bearclawing for once.
Pretty sweet one-glove technique too.

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>>11151498
this one?
he always doing that stupid bearclawing

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>>11151465
just give him the damn ice cream! fuck

>> No.11151519

>>11150543
lol that's me

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>> No.11151539

>>11151368

>uses glove on hand not handling jalapeno
dafuq

>> No.11151541

>>11151410
They grew up with cameras in their hands. They think it's normal to use cameras as substitutes for their natural eyes.

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>> No.11151583

>>11151519
post feet

>> No.11151584
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>when your phone auto corrects "bbq babyback" to "bbc bareback"

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>>11150543
I require an explanation

>> No.11151600

>>11150905
a white kid would start crying and throw a temper tantrum
this kid is a good sport

>> No.11151604

>>11151553
>that's where all the flavors are

>> No.11151607

>>11151513
isn't that how you're supposed to hold your non knife hand, though?

>> No.11151613

>>11151600
What about a black kid ?

>> No.11151618

>>11151465
Imagine how long the line would get.

>> No.11151620

>>11151591
she's mixing webbing and trying to make it entertaining, because it's pretty boring otherwise

>> No.11151629

>>11150543
Twice wasn't enough, Nippon.

>> No.11151630

>>11151183
Me too, in agreement with the whispering crust. It knows the world's secrets, and the most ancient songs.

>> No.11151670

>>11150905
If that was my daughter I'd love the shit out of her after this.

>> No.11151674

>>11151182
You could also chop it with a knife faster than it'd take to use it.

>> No.11151680

>>11151670
Reported, you sick fuck.

>> No.11151684

>>11151017
Who?

>> No.11151693

>>11151600
you can see her deciding to abandon them in old age before she turns on the fake smile

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>>11151600
>good sport
insects don't throw tantrums

>>11151629
Showry is Korean

>>11151670
But you'd still do it to her in the first place?

>>11151684
Nobody. It's just a joke about her face.

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>>11151680

>> No.11151753

>>11151529
How does his butt not fall off without pants?

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:(

>> No.11151765

>>11150997
She could zoom my nuts anyday

>> No.11151791

>>11151760

damn nature you scary

>> No.11151830

>>11151760
I still have no idea how sloths managed to not go extinct for so long. They're just borderline-immobile meat sacks hanging from trees, so easy to capture.

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>>11151480
that looks nice to eat with friends

>> No.11151848

>>11151325
you're a non human

>> No.11151857

>>11150545
crack on a flat surface, they break much cleaner and better chance of a crack that could go all the way round.

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>> No.11151866

>>11151323
its an appropriate bar
we should honestly kill 80% of all people for the smallest shit
i fucking hate you

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>>11151760
F

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>> No.11151919

>>11151860
pretty cool

>> No.11151923
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>>11151919
It's a series.

>> No.11151926

>>11151866
rude
i love you

>> No.11151931

>>11151926
i take it back
love you too bby

>> No.11151933

>>11150587
how does he get in

>> No.11151976

>>11151830
I wonder that alot too. Maybe because they don't look that tasty.

>> No.11151995

>>11151860
>pasta ban incoming in UK

>> No.11151997

>>11151976
i thought their whole deal was that they stay still for so long that its hard for predators to spot them

>> No.11152000

>>11151418
found it, only 7k views!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X80IGb3CNNs

>> No.11152006

>>11152000
Based

>> No.11152009

>>11150905
antifragile as fuck

>> No.11152022
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>>11151848
She makes me tingly.

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>> No.11152033

>>11152022
shes not the problem
you are

>> No.11152071

>>11152022
What's with all the philipino posting lately.

>> No.11152075

>>11152029
I would just chug it like an asshole and order another immediately

>> No.11152100

>>11150543
was it autism?

>> No.11152119

>>11152100
no it's just an alternate way to get attention, any roastie who puts herself on internet videos has the same goal no matter what

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>> No.11152137

>>11152071
You do know they're the most powerful race in the world right?

>> No.11152158

>>11150902
>Who eats ribs with a fork and knife
I do. I like pulling all the meat off the bones, then adding some pepper bbq sauce, and just eating all the meat with a fork.

>> No.11152190

>>11151842
>tfw no friends

>> No.11152197

>>11152137
For your penis maybe

>> No.11152215

>>11152132
>being retarded on purpose
2003 called

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>> No.11152237

>>11152222
Not the same without her doctored latino accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stTzLmoStsU

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>>11152029

>> No.11152247

>>11152237
>cuts down on food waste
>uses an entire sealed plastic package for one tiny tortilla
I knew mexicans were lazy but god damn

>> No.11152252

>>11151311
cant blame him thats probably where all his stuff is

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>> No.11152274

>>11151316
do you live in afghanistan? 14 is mid puberty

>> No.11152302

>>11150834
>Potato chips in what seem to be dulce de leche
Oh wow

>> No.11152308

>>11152274
Girls hit puberty at 9. Boys it's a couple years later.

>> No.11152320

>>11151043
HipCrisps doesn't roll off the tongue

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>> No.11152395

>>11150967
I got one of these things but mine is for mowing lawns

>> No.11152398

>>11151613
They don't get knives

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>>11152342
>>>>salad

>> No.11152490

>>11151583
whyyyy

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>>11152022
Is she from Goron City

>> No.11152505

>>11152222
That device is fucking huge

>> No.11152599

>>11152222
You could hire an actual Mexican grandmother for less than this thing and its drm'd dough packets costs.

>> No.11152630

>>11151613
have you ever seen a black kid getting a cake? their parent doesn't remember shit like birthdays

>> No.11152639

>>11151394
>filename
gaynon you were so close to getting it right

>> No.11152650

>>11151470
it's a good one

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>>11151529
>surely

>> No.11152699

>>11151129
hes a legit autist why do you think

>> No.11152705
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>> No.11152745

>>11152000
actually a lot cuter with audio but still utterly confusing
I was gonna ask for context, but apparently there is none

>> No.11152821

>>11152033
Now you are just being mean

>> No.11152830

>>11152274
tell me more about this afghanistan

>> No.11152835

>>11152705
what is going on in this webm

>> No.11152846

>>11152835
Justice.
https://youtu.be/YHh4qCjn3xQ

>> No.11152848

>>11152705
Did he try paying with a dick pic?

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>>11150587

>> No.11152876

>>11151541
>>11151410
Yeah fucking millennials am I right

>> No.11152886

>>11150543
She's so retarded and crazy, but she makes my peepee tingle. Is this love?

>> No.11152891

>>11152846
They blast the horn then people look wondering what they're blasting their horn for. Ingenious.

>> No.11152909

>>11152215
>people who've never seen will it blend are now browsing 4chan

>> No.11152913

>>11151613
run and jump over the back fence

>> No.11152924

>>11152119
Yeah. Legitimate performers cover themselves with niqabs to protect the purity of their work.

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>>11151607
>t. person whose never used a knife

>> No.11153015

>>11150905
You aight yellowgurl

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>> No.11153030

>>11152342
>anything mixed with mayo automaticlly becomes a salad
and americans wonder why we laugh at them all the time

>> No.11153037

>>11152490
So I can have a wank

>> No.11153042

>>11153013
No way, the fingertips should angle slightly away from the blade

>> No.11153043

>>11152830
Spain is 13 btw

>> No.11153045

>>11150543
That needs sound to achieve the full experience. Gotta experience it with the screeching and 70s spidermand cartoon theme

>> No.11153047

>>11153017
This is bad.

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>>11153047
So you're saying you want more avocados you say?

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>> No.11153058

>>11153052
I want to kill myself.

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>> No.11153072

>>11153057
Why? Avocados already have a slightly eggy flavor to them. Filling them with egg is redundant.

>> No.11153076

>>11151830
The same reason niggers are so genetically diverse and also 80 IQ average. The local minima are also determined by the environment. Africa is like a free buffet compared to Ice Age Eurasia where very few permutations were good enough to survive and as such there was genetic bottlenecking. Survival of the "fuck it, good enough"

>> No.11153082

>>11153064
>>11153067
>it started as a joke
the life of firstworlders is a joke

>> No.11153092

>>11151830
>he hasn't heard of survival of the laziest

>> No.11153096

>>11152274
They're basically "done" by 15 so yeah 14 is a bit like having your steak blue.

>> No.11153106

>>11152274
13 is spain

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>>11152418
Why can't it be me?

>> No.11153115

>>11153107
Falling in love is a worse fate considering there is a ~50/50 chance (actually I think it's a lot less now) that you'll be together to old age. Trust me, it's not worth the risk.

>> No.11153117

>>11151857
>t. newfriend

>> No.11153121

>>11151288
dude looks pretty wasted to begin with

>> No.11153136

>>11151830
they don't need much to survive

>> No.11153140

>>11151995
he's also made them out of cardboard and jello
take that uk

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>>11153043
here i come

>> No.11153149

>>11151424
im bout to web all over myself if she keep messin around like that

>> No.11153151

>>11153106
There are laws in place against doing specifically that

>> No.11153154

>>11150803
Damn, that was pretty slick.

>> No.11153157

>>11152222
>>11152237
Just looked this thing up,no idea the cost,or how to buy it,but I did get to meet the team.
About 16 executives.
That thing has gotta be expensive.

>> No.11153160

>>11153115
Who said anything about love? He just wants to be surprise groped by a tranny.

>> No.11153167

>>11151129
to be fair, if you made a bajillion dollar company off people willingly giving up their personal data you probably have every right to be a complete smug asshole

>> No.11153171

>>11152252
Family reunion?
Get to see his old bf?

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>>11153157

>> No.11153177

>>11151502
85 dollars and you dont even get the damn crust, wow

>> No.11153186

>>11152222
The most expensive appliance ever for the poorest of poor people foods. Silicon Valley truly is a ponzi scheme. Watch the whole economy collapse when people finally catch on.

>> No.11153196

>>11153186
gotta start somewhere
rice cookers probably started out expensive, see where they're at now

>> No.11153201

>>11153196
Good ones are still expensive.

>> No.11153205

>>11151434
Actually, the opposite. You're supposed to leave them unlocked when you cook with them to allow the eggs to expand. Locking them in basically turns the thing into an omelette bomb.

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>> No.11153217

>>11151465
kek
you pay for the inconvenience

>> No.11153221

>>11153201
well yeah, but if the demand is there someone will shit out a cheap one

>> No.11153223

>>11153205
You died

>> No.11153244

>>11153196
Did you just compare this gimmick meme that uses dumb wasteful overpriced packets to make a tiny quantity of food to something that is genuinely useful? It's like comparing a Keurig to a Bialetti. The guy who invented the Keurig has stated that he deeply regrets it because of how wasteful it is. But yeah, you gotta start somewhere on that mansion built directly on top of polar bear skeletons.

>> No.11153267

>>11153244
that's how progress is made, some guy comes up with a thing that people think is terribly wasteful and useless and it probably is in the first iteration
they work and improve upon it until they get something that is actually useful
is this product in its current iteration useful? probably not, but if the demand is there they might eventually come up with something useful
if the thing was like $20 and you could plop your own dough in it would it be so bad?

>> No.11153273

>>11153017
Why do americans enjoy doing gay shit with avocados so much?

>> No.11153276

>>11153267
Nobody would want it. That would be too much work.

>> No.11153279

>>11152846
He fuckin deserved it. What a pos.

>> No.11153280

>>11153267
Entropy always increases. Progress is not automatic. Progress is not guaranteed. To make progress, you have to continually cut through the crap and the noise, just like this piece of crap.
>people think
It's a statistical fact that the Keurig is incredibly incredibly wasteful, and all of the things in its vein exist purely to fool plebs into opening their wallets and make some dumb kid rich. The end

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>>11153175

>> No.11153294

>>11153273
Because avocado toast is why we're all homeless.

>> No.11153302

>>11153030
>mayo
re-watch it.

>> No.11153304

>>11153177
The crust is $10 extra.
This guy ordered off the discount menu,because he is poor.

>> No.11153310

>>11153276
you don't want it, i don't want it, that doesn't mean nobody wants it

>>11153280
if people want it and pay for it, what difference does it make to you?

>> No.11153312

>>11153017
aww the vegetables are walking so cuuute squee ^____^ i cri evri tiem ;_;

>> No.11153315

>>11153310
People are still free to be stupid and destroy the environment. This is obvious.

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>>11150650

>> No.11153322

>>11153201
How much difference in effectiveness between a Good one and a mediocre one?

>> No.11153331

>>11153208
It's sad that this is a necessary invention.

>> No.11153334

>>11153322
If all you make is basic bitch white rice every now and then, not much. If you make lots of different rice and eat it multiple times a week then pretty big.

>> No.11153335

>>11153267
You can already make your own tortilla at home cheaply. It's called a skillet and an oven

>> No.11153343

>>11153217
come for the inconvenience
stay for the public mockery

>> No.11153353

>>11153335
the idea is to save you time doing it
you can make rice perfectly fine with just a pot and a heat source for example

>> No.11153369

>>11153244
>he thinks rice cookers are useful

>> No.11153373

>>11153316
I should have been able to guess the ending.
Damn you,sir.

>> No.11153377

>>11153369
you can more or less use it as a hot plate

>> No.11153385

>>11150902
aren't you supposed to eat it like that?

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>>11150587
:D

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>> No.11153473

>>11153463
This made me think of that retarded frat guy getting himself branded. But posting that is bannable so..

>> No.11153476

>>11153470
>how to break the eggs if you never get out

>> No.11153479 [DELETED] 

>>11150587
I want to eat the cake

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>> No.11153488

>>11153205
>omelette bomb
>not "bombelette"
Anon, please.

>> No.11153491

>>11153454
Could this be more believable if it used typical burrito ingredients instead of typical pizza ingredients inside the rolled up pizza? Wait I just had an idea for a new hipster restaurant: pizza sushi burrito. It's pizza because it uses pizza bread instead of rice. It's sushi because it uses sushi ingredients like fresh fish instead of pizza ingredients and toppings. And it's a burrito because it's rolled up. Wala

>> No.11153496

>>11151334
Don't have exact sauce but that's definitely a ja/ck/ vid

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>>11151394

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>> No.11153552

>>11153519
god everytime i see this little shit i wanna break an egg over his stupid head

>> No.11153556

>>11153463
THANK YOU!

>> No.11153559

>>11153316
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.11153561

>>11152132
I'd buy Jeb Bush's blender.

>> No.11153564

>>11153544
Jacks rebellious teen.

>> No.11153569

>>11153544
I don't care about this type of video. Do teenagers like this kind of thing?

>> No.11153570

>>11153473
>But posting that is bannable
Why?

>> No.11153572

>>11153570
It's essentially gore

>> No.11153574

>>11153331
>It's sad that this is a necessary invention.
How else are you going to keep the bears from eating your food?

>> No.11153578

>>11153574
It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease?

>> No.11153583

>>11153578
>It's made of plastic. A bear can't chew through plastic with ease?
Clearly not, didn't you see how that bear was stopped by the cage?

>> No.11153588

>>11153578
It's a combination of the material as well as the shape of it. They can't get good purchase on it.

>> No.11153589

>>11153578
Hm. This situation called for a "yes, and" but all you could think of was a "huh?"

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>>11153030
>mayo

This fucking knob

>> No.11153593

>>11153583
Ehh. I think they just intentionally hired a retarded bear.

>> No.11153597

>>11153205
What is the point of the lock then? The original infomercial showed you should do it. Jack's "redo" mentions the instructions now say not to do it and that the lock is for storage. Sounds like a fuck up on the manufacturer's end. Also on Jack, because he is a constant fuck up, and didn't even reference the explosion in his redo vid.

>> No.11153602

>>11153597
If the manufacturer makes infomercials, you can safely assume the entire operation is one big fuckup.

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>> No.11153618

>>11151180
>Fr e sh A v cad o
For what purpose?

>> No.11153620

>>11151182
You already need a knife and cutting board to use it though

>> No.11153621

>>11153593
That would just be an even stronger bear that would just go haywire.
NOBODY would survive that.

>> No.11153645

>>11153621
The container would.

>> No.11153668

>>11151455
its not coffee its teh tarik, or "pulled tea"

>> No.11153677

>>11153645
The bear would cuddle and pet the container while rocking back and forth,meanwhile you die trying to put your intestines back in your gut.

*****/solid product,would recommend!

>> No.11153722

>>11153067
>nearly 200 avocados a day

Nigger what? My favorite Mexican place uses dozens just on their guacamole; the turnover at that meme restaurant must be abysmal.

>> No.11153745

>>11151129
He has autism

>> No.11153753

>>11151375
holy shit i have the same plates as jack. sorry boys, but off to be an hero

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>>11152022
I can't stop looking at her what the fuck she's not even that nice looking

>> No.11153766

>>11150848
Don't use the lord's name in vain

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>>11152022

>> No.11153800

>>11150543
Looks exactly like my Japanese ex except my ex was flat as a board.

>> No.11153804

>>11153463
i can't stop looking at their retarded faces

>> No.11153838

>>11151080
Not even game shows. They're just variety shows, like Japanese Conan O'brian or Jay Leno. They just come up with creative ways to pad out their 3 hours of program they have every week. In the west it's just interviews and in-jokes. In Japan they get a panel of celebs and put cameras on them to record their reactions as they watch segments in the variety shows like
>let's go to this region in japan that's famous for X and ask them if they really eat it
>30min travel segment that's cleverly disguised advertising
>food, usually ramen or some obscure dish only found in a certain place in Japan, again advertising
>cute animals
>talk to the celebs for a bit about their reactions/opinions on the last 2 hours of random footage they just saw
>some sort of game show, quiz or activity to pad out the last 40min.
The whole lot is incredibly over-rehearsed too.

Japanese variety shows aren't the kind of programming you sit down and watch, it's the kind of shit you have on in the background in your living room while you drink/eat with family or friends. Japanese live together until marriage, often after so you'll usually have 3 or more generations all under the one roof, so their programming in the variety shows has to be shit that's PG and enjoyable by everyone, hence "variety show".

>> No.11153875

>>11153175
>someone will buy this shit

>> No.11153882

>>11153067
This is the most Jewish looking woman on the planet

>> No.11153886

>>11153447
That actually doesn't sound so bad. I want one.

>> No.11153907

>>11153519
my precious

>> No.11153943

>>11153569
Better than Jack videos. At least the guys in that one we're intentionally being retarded to be humorous. Jack just is retarded so it makes it sad

>> No.11153995

>>11152222
Glad they found a way to recycle old sgi workstation towers.

>> No.11153997

>>11152308
>implying that means you can dick kids
you'll still go to jail even if they've started growing moustache

>> No.11154036

>>11150543
>wasting food
I want to beat her to a pulp

>> No.11154057

>>11150987
Lots of those types of products are for older people and handicapped people, which is why the actors fail like retards at basic daily actions.

>> No.11154068

>>11153463
:3

>> No.11154206

>>11152853
????

>> No.11154220

>>11150967
>HE USED IT ON NUTS
ARE YOU NUTS OR DO YOU JUST DON'T LIKE THE IDEA OF PRESERVING THE BLADES?!
REEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11154223

>>11152395
lol

>> No.11154254

>>11151872
source?
This idea intrigues me

>> No.11154279

>>11150905
Tfw this chink bitch is cooler than I will ever be...

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>>11152222

>> No.11154398

>>11153838
Very good explanation, thank you.
>Japanese live together until marriage, often after
I wish this was a thing in the West. It makes a lot of sense, really.

>> No.11154443

>>11153569
This guy's target audience is the kind of people who enjoy Dunkey and Filthyfrank videos. So if you're above 14 it isn't you.

>> No.11154490

>>11151480
I mean, I'm sure it would be really tasty. And if t would be neat for an office party if everyone loved meat, which I also do. But iunno man, the eleven make some good pickles too... can't I just get a balanced one?

>> No.11154504

>>11153017
>>11153312
cringe

>> No.11154525

>>11153067

she completly ruins the video more than I ever imagined

>> No.11154567

>>11153465
STOP ALREADY YOU FUCKING MONSTER

>> No.11154572

>>11151860
Good lord

>> No.11154693

>>11153017
>>11153312
>>11153047
dont be a nigger. ck is going to start viewing avocados as cringe hipster food the same way that black people view anything remotely healthy as white people food

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>>11153067
as a ukrainian, seeing this mega kike wear what appears to be a traditional ukrainian shirt boils me up inside

>> No.11154754

>>11151465
I'd just walk away. No ice cream is worth my dignity.

>> No.11154773

>>11154706
Maybe comes from a family of jew ukrainians who left for America and now she larps as a real slav instead of her real (((lineage)))

>> No.11154824

>>11153722
I was going to say something about this too.
>Everything fucking uses avocado
>yeah we go through like 200 a day :)
Either they just made up a figure of they're failing as a restaurant.

>> No.11154840

>>11151995

kek

>> No.11154843

>>11152222
I remember looking this up and finding out that each "pod" only makes one tiny tortilla.

>> No.11155152

>>11153465
imagine trying to breathe near it and logging chocolate dust in your lungs

>> No.11155233

>>11153454
NO THAT IS A PIZZA ROLL

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>> No.11155713

>>11153064
This is why God is dead

>> No.11155749

>>11153597
As far as I know, locks for such kitchenware has always been for storage only

>> No.11155794

>>11151502
>85 dorrah sandwich
>>11151480
>2800 dorrah for meat and rice
what the absolute fuck?

>> No.11155802

>>11152395
>t.boomer
Based

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