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I made pizza

>> No.11150947
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big crust

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>>11150927

>> No.11150980

what a splendid pie
pizza pizza pie

>> No.11150992

now I want to make pizza

>> No.11150999

>>11150927
You spilled some grass on it

>> No.11151010
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>>11150927
>deep dish pizza

>> No.11151015

>>11151010
*big crust

>> No.11151236

I did too but I was too lazy to make dough so I used tortillas instead

Still tasted good

>> No.11151253

ah, my cheese soup in a bread bowl is here

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>>11150927
I'm making a pizza too, but mostly just to make /ck/ mad.

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>>11151263
I see you you son of a bitch

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>>11150927
breddy gud but where's the pepperonis?

>> No.11151277

>>11151015
This is the thin crust.

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>>11151271
That is literally a woman in her 50s

>> No.11151364

>>11151271
you see only what I want you to see

>> No.11151374

Looks ok for a first. Crust a much. Why did you put grass on it.

>> No.11151542

>>11151374
I like big crust and grass on my pizza anon

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>>11151277
fucking hell

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>>11152689
thanks for adding to my ramsey reaction folder, u can have 1 now

>> No.11154041

>>11151277
I don’t get it

>> No.11154043
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Pizza time

>> No.11154044

>>11154043
Cringe

>> No.11154045

>>11150927
is there hotdogs in the crust?
if not, you sicken me.

>> No.11154054

>>11154045
*are there

>> No.11154059

>>11150927
is that fucking tarragon

>> No.11154065

>>11154059
no I think it's regular eating tarragon

>> No.11154070

>>11154054
*is there
the object is one crust, not multiple hotdogs.
;)

>> No.11154071

>>11154070
the object is the hotdogs, the subject is the crust

>> No.11154081

>>11154070
based

>> No.11154085

>>11154071
the object is the crust, the hotdogs are the filling.
;)

>> No.11154106

>>11154085
almost
the object is ur mom, my hotdog is the filling

>> No.11154111

>>11154106
but she looks like an overbaked potato with burnt chives on her skin...

>> No.11154115

>>11154111
and now you're picturing it
;)

>> No.11154118

>>11154115
picturing the time i walked in on my dad peppering her with the chives after he threw sticks of butter on her as she was wrapped in foil.

>> No.11154119

>>11154118
that wasn't your dad

>> No.11154128

>>11154119
wasn't my mom either.
;)

>> No.11154141

>>11154128
technically true
in that hot steamy moment, she definitely wasn't your mommy anymore

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>>11150927
why do millennials call that shit pizza?

this is a pizza

it actually has toppings (not just some dumb fucking tasteless green leaves)
the crust isn't 80% of the fucking pizza
it's not just cheese

kys

>> No.11154157

>>11154141
the foil was so hot it burnt the chive-bringers hands.
he screamed, "hot potato!"
that's when i slipped out and went back to my own special hot pocket.
the cuban surprised me with it's hidden pickle, but i was daring and fit the whole gherkin in my mouth while it was covered in that tasty, cheesy sauce.

>> No.11154160

>>11154157
more

>> No.11154164

>>11154160
but you already filled your pastry.

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>>11154151
*SIP*
Yup back in my time, pizza was thin crust and covered in toppings. Now those were the good days
*SIP*

>> No.11154172

>>11150927
Why does the crust look so fucking raw
I think looking at this gave me food poisoning

>> No.11154175

>>11154041
kitchen nightmares

>> No.11154177

>>11154175
this thread is a nightmare

>> No.11154198

>>11154151
how did they manage that the cheese stays together although they clearly cut apart that piece completely?

>> No.11154302

>>11150927
Would prolly be very tasty if baked in a wood fired oven.

>> No.11154313

>>11154198
I know it's better cold, but have you never had hot pizza before?

>> No.11154349

>>11154070
>>11154081
Actual retards right here on /ck/

>> No.11155498

>>11154302
I just baked in a convection oven, I’m ordering some oven stones tho

>> No.11155596

>>11154157
rdepilled af you legend

>> No.11157578

>>11151271
lol

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Hey Beter...want to come over for some sausage pizza? It's hot n' ready...

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>>11157598
based and zoomerpilled

>> No.11157650

>>11151289
Yes, the preferred look of the modern day zoomer.

>> No.11157667

>>11151277
THAT'S THE THIN CRUST?

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>>11157650
t.

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*blocks your path*

>> No.11159391

>>11158960
The arugula is doing nothing for me. Absolutely nothing.

>> No.11159408

>>11159391
What it's doing is making it taste bitter.

>> No.11159433

>>11159408
Not for me. It's doing nothing for me. Nothing.

>> No.11159438

>>11159433
I bet IPA is too flavorful for you too.

>> No.11159512

>>11150927
It was good until the prolasped anus crust, anyone who likes thick crust more than thin crust is retarded.

>> No.11159528

>>11150927
Is the rim filled with mozarella or something? Why so big?

>> No.11159540

>>11159528
>>11159512
>anus
>rim
where are your guy's minds at...

>> No.11159568

>>11150927
crust looks undercooked, try preheating the oven at the highest degree next time
also spread a little sauce on the crust with the back of a spoon

>> No.11159571

>>11159540
The rim is the edge or outline, anon. Why do you immediately think of asses when you hear it?

>> No.11159594

>>11150980
every minute every second
buy buy buy buy buy

>> No.11159600

>>11154044
t. minority

>> No.11159602

>>11159571
Crust. Moron. Crust.

>pizza rim
You fucking donkey.

>> No.11159607

>>11159602
its called the pizza circumferance
you fucking rube

>> No.11159646

>>11159607
in italy we call it la frontiera della pizza

>> No.11159664

>>11159646
So basically, "the pizza frontier?" What a stupid way to describe it. Are wops really this retarded?

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>>11159664
Dang, you sure showed that greasy fucking dago, huh.

>> No.11159799

>>11157627
>>11158955
We need less boomer and zoomer memes and more goomer memes.

>> No.11159873

>>11150927
Looks surreal.

>> No.11160303

>>11151271
Kek