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Webm Thread Anonymous Mon Sep 3 18:19:56 2018 No.11156813 [Reply] [Original]

Molecular gastronomy edition

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 3 19:22:41 2018 No.11157142 Shit webm saged

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:07:00 2018 No.11158732 File: 2.60 MB, 720x486, flippin fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11156813

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:08:27 2018 No.11158737 File: 1.98 MB, 480x480, overcooked salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:11:32 2018 No.11158746 File: 1.41 MB, 640x360, JACKolantern.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:13:13 2018 No.11158748 >>11158732 The one time he cooks something that's genuinely a little bit tasty looking, he still manages to fuck up basic motor tasks. Wasn't this pre-stroke, too?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:14:18 2018 No.11158751 File: 2.98 MB, 800x450, a pinch of cayenne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:17:20 2018 No.11158756 File: 2.06 MB, 480x576, jack cutting jalapeno.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:17:57 2018 No.11158758

>>11158748
Recently I went to look up videos on how to make biscuits and I watched one of his videos. About halfway through I had to find something else because even though I'm no expert on baking I knew something was wrong.

I had no idea he was a meme.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:19:37 2018 No.11158761 File: 2.84 MB, 720x486, fried turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:21:03 2018 No.11158769 >>11158758 Welcome to the jack train. It's all downhill from here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:22:16 2018 No.11158771 File: 2.01 MB, 720x486, coco puffs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:23:33 2018 No.11158774 >>11158751 W H Y

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:24:53 2018 No.11158778 File: 477 KB, 1280x720, across the street to the hospital down the road to the morgue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:31:42 2018 No.11158796 File: 2.17 MB, 1920x1080, jack prepares the nigger bait.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:52:35 2018 No.11158886 File: 1.99 MB, 498x460, 1515928180729.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:53:11 2018 No.11158890 File: 2.92 MB, 320x576, 1533540768920.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 02:55:53 2018 No.11158900 >>11158827 Why did this make me so angry?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:06:32 2018 No.11158939 >>11158886 Italians use entirely too much cheese. no wonder they stink

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:11:31 2018 No.11158949

>>11158900
Avocado's are a meme food and people have grown an unhealthy obsession over them
they work as guac and in salads but really nothing else
they have a overpowering niche flavor that isn't even that good to begin with allowing them to not mesh well with any other food
seriously put avocado in anything and you'll taste it more than anything else
they're only upside really is being one of those foods with "healthy fats" other than that they suck

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:17:39 2018 No.11158957 >>11158877 She really fucked up that second cut

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:33:30 2018 No.11158994 >>11158893 PES never doesn't make me hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:37:05 2018 No.11159002 >>11158798 Pan nice and hot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:39:18 2018 No.11159007 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, feathering made easy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:46:23 2018 No.11159021 >>11158821 Fucking glorious. I know what I'm breaking my fast with.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:50:59 2018 No.11159029 >>11158848 You can't fucking get that here anymore. such a shame

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 03:58:34 2018 No.11159059 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, bagel bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:00:41 2018 No.11159065 File: 1.04 MB, 640x360, croutons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159021 what a unique way of coming out of the closet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:03:50 2018 No.11159078 >>11158949 I hate avacodas I don't even really like guac. I don't get the obsession but that webm made me generally angry that people would act like such faggots just because they think it's hip and cool

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:03:53 2018 No.11159080 >>11158748 >Wasn't this pre-stroke, too? He's had two strokes so far.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:05:36 2018 No.11159084 >>11159007 don't give the chinese ideas

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:09:35 2018 No.11159094 File: 315 KB, 720x404, maggotsnshoeleather.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:10:10 2018 No.11159096 >>11159065 I don't see the problem. That's the fanciest mac and cheese I've ever seen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:19:55 2018 No.11159129 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, abomination.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:24:32 2018 No.11159136 >>11158761 It's extremely fucking stupid to fry a turkey in your house

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:25:47 2018 No.11159137 File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, cursed webm.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159129

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:27:18 2018 No.11159141 File: 2.50 MB, 1280x720, corn dog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:27:25 2018 No.11159142 >>11158939 >ounces >cups >fahrenheit >Italian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:33:49 2018 No.11159155 >>11158756 >puts glove on the wrong hand >touches pepper with both hands anyways lmao god bless this oaf

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:37:30 2018 No.11159165 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1525289202013.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:38:47 2018 No.11159172 >>11156813 >natural gastronomy is already molecular >pretend your life has any worth or meaning >molecular gastronomy

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:43:27 2018 No.11159186 >>11159165 Is this pieced together from different videos? That's not real is it?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 04:48:03 2018 No.11159195 >>11158848 >niet AH Basic ?????????????????

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:02:41 2018 No.11159222 >>11158751 I have the feeling that Jack has gotten something very wrong here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:09:10 2018 No.11159235 >>11159195 ?????

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:24:23 2018 No.11159265 File: 1.74 MB, 720x486, plopin' a beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:29:49 2018 No.11159276 File: 2.31 MB, 720x486, omlette.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be jack >"reviewing" magic bullet >make omlette >blend eggs and all ingredients >pour in pan >burn omlette >blame magic bullet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:36:05 2018 No.11159294 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, boner knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >be jack >be right handed >cut my right thumb with knife that was in right hand >"im left handed thats why" does jack think his viewers are retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:37:30 2018 No.11159296 File: 1.65 MB, 720x486, cutting pine apple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:39:28 2018 No.11159299 File: 1.84 MB, 720x486, cutting bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:40:44 2018 No.11159302 jack managed to reproduce lads you can do it

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:43:52 2018 No.11159312 File: 1.04 MB, 720x486, skinning fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:45:17 2018 No.11159315 File: 2.02 MB, 720x486, frozen beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:48:01 2018 No.11159322 >>11158737 I'd be more concerned about those potatoes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 05:55:47 2018 No.11159344 >>11159302 I don't wanna.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:00:29 2018 No.11159352 File: 2.32 MB, 480x360, coffeespins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:07:33 2018 No.11159363 >>11159352 How does he get out without spilling all the coffee?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:13:23 2018 No.11159371 File: 634 KB, 1920x1080, claire witch project.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:13:37 2018 No.11159372 >>11159172 are you retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:16:04 2018 No.11159379 >>11158732 That he even got some type of crust forming on that thing is above what he usually does, i.e. flop the meat into a completely cold pan of oil

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:20:52 2018 No.11159390 File: 1.39 MB, 720x486, chocolate pecan pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:29:36 2018 No.11159401 File: 2.74 MB, 480x480, raw flour gravy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:29:52 2018 No.11159403 >>11158822 i was really hoping he turned around and the flame had engulfed half his kitchen

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:34:05 2018 No.11159414 >>11159401 Oh man. Holy shit. Can't he at least read instructions before trying this stuff?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:37:40 2018 No.11159422 >>11159182 a-anon, this is a blue board

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:40:26 2018 No.11159426 >>11159371 >harvard "education"

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:41:17 2018 No.11159431 >>11158883 >scientifically proven

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:42:05 2018 No.11159435 >>11158829 >shreked that girl real good

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:42:32 2018 No.11159436 >>11159363 the coffee just goes to the other cup. It wants to

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:49:59 2018 No.11159447 File: 22 KB, 408x378, DicCwm3UEAEZQIC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159401

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 06:53:19 2018 No.11159453 >>11158781 I'm laughing so hard at the filename

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 07:02:30 2018 No.11159472 File: 254 KB, 472x410, 1499985651281.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159173 yep, I don't like that one bit

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 07:11:24 2018 No.11159495 File: 2.73 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 07:52:58 2018 No.11159578 >>11158771 >sugar on cocoa puffs >keep waiting for it >there it is, gigantic garish ugly walmart wedding ring

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:10:10 2018 No.11159616 >>11156813 >All that shit just to ruin a strawberry What the fuck was wrong with eating it raw

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:47:59 2018 No.11159738 >>11158822 joocy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:51:12 2018 No.11159743 >>11158829 She has really pretty nails, I could watch girl hands just do whatever for hours as long as their nails were nice and manicured.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:53:00 2018 No.11159746 >>11158822 what a fucking faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:53:21 2018 No.11159747 >>11159743 faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:55:27 2018 No.11159750 >>11159029 Where do you live ? If you live anywhere near the netherlands you should be able to get it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:57:02 2018 No.11159754 >>11158856 Somebody please tell me what this is, it is amazing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 08:58:40 2018 No.11159755 >>11159754 Raclette cheese.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 09:13:12 2018 No.11159771 >>11159180 Is this to test if the almonds you bought are activated ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 09:37:08 2018 No.11159828 >>11159371 >windows 95 reboot sound

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 09:39:08 2018 No.11159837 >>11158868 >Dat drip at the end

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 09:43:15 2018 No.11159846 File: 2.84 MB, 240x240, pizza burrito 2-3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:00:38 2018 No.11159886 >>11156813 For what purpose

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:02:17 2018 No.11159888 >>11156813 Just sugar my shit up fampai

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:05:29 2018 No.11159895 >>11159846 Damn, look a the size of that thing!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:13:01 2018 No.11159913 >>11158886 >cooked chicken >bake for 25~30 minutes overcooked af

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:22:45 2018 No.11159933 >>11156813 i'd rather just have plain strawberries, but i appreciate the effort

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:23:24 2018 No.11159937 >>11159401 >>11159390 I'm a simple man, I see the ring, I close the webm

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:27:20 2018 No.11159950 >>11159401 surely he can't be this braindead?

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:30:22 2018 No.11159959
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>>11159754
Raclette. In this webm it is served traditionally. Which means that the whole half wheel is heated in the way shown in pic related.
But since that takes forever most people cut it in square slices and heat them up in small metal recipients put under a heating eletrical resistance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:42:58 2018 No.11159996 >>11159913 B-but I am 2nd generation italian

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:44:26 2018 No.11160004 >>11158824 whats the fucking point of that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:54:56 2018 No.11160049 >>11158830 >"avocado is a healthier substitute for cheese" >adds cheese ??????????

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 10:59:19 2018 No.11160066 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:02:41 2018 No.11160081 >>11160049 Can you imagine how much more cheese he would need if he didn't have the avocado? Cripes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:03:39 2018 No.11160088 >>11159743 Okay Kira

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:09:47 2018 No.11160106 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the egg fort1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11156813

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:21:17 2018 No.11160140 >>11160066 EGG

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:27:30 2018 No.11160154

>>11158827
I hate that they've become some meme food since hipsters discovered something we've been eating in South Texas since forever. Every now and then growing up my mom would even make us avocado bacon sandwiches, something she said her and my dad had been eating since the 70's. I have been making eggs with avocado forever. My wife makes enchiladas verde topped with crema, lettuce, cotija and avocado slices. Guacamole is a staple down here (when done right: basically just lime juice and pico mixed into smashed up avocado). And yeah, people like them in salad, but really that's it.

But no, now a bunch of faggots up north decided that avocados are a thing now. I hate that video.

>We don't think avocados are a trend at all, I think avocado is here to stay

Fuck off with all your dumbass concoctions. Avocados are good, but they aren't EVERYTHING. We figured out everything to do with them already, stop being a tryhard, close your stupid, faggy restaurant and throw yourself off a bridge.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:34:07 2018 No.11160170 >>11160066 How he... ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 11:56:54 2018 No.11160237 >>11158883 OKAY TO GO. I'M OKAY TO GO.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:42:18 2018 No.11160536 >>11158751 I own a bunch of boxes of those gloves. They're shitty, floppy, and seem to let liquids leech through.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:50:51 2018 No.11160563 >>11158883 Now thats how you cook a gyro

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 13:59:07 2018 No.11160591 >>11159959 >most people cut it in square slices and heat them up in small metal recipients put under a heating eletrical resistance. I have never seen people do this. So this... is the power of Americans?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:03:31 2018 No.11160601 >>11158821 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:09:56 2018 No.11160614 File: 1.49 MB, 1280x720, thatwas unfortunatenosound.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11160563

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:10:30 2018 No.11160616 >>11160614 KEK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:13:21 2018 No.11160625 >>11158751 I basically do that every day (wash face with soap and cayenne, which always gets into my eyes as well). At first it burnt like a stove, but now I rather enjoy it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:27:22 2018 No.11160682 >>11158830 barf

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:34:00 2018 No.11160706 >>11160004 Unlike other white trash or mexicans this actualy can feed family of four.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:37:19 2018 No.11160716 >>11158771 >used smaller bowl to transfer sugar cereal into larger loony toons bowl >adds more sugar People only use 10% of their brain, is the figure of speech I'm reminded when I see him. I wonder what percentage he used here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:38:01 2018 No.11160722 >>11158761 The Jack fears the oil!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:47:05 2018 No.11160763 >>11159186 it's real, she just made fucking seitan from doritos. FML.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:47:24 2018 No.11160765 >>11158756 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 14:48:06 2018 No.11160767 >>11159312 I did this first time when I was 14 and I did it on first try with blunt regular kitchen knife.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:03:11 2018 No.11160823 >>11158821 >4 1/2 cups of cheese >3 cups condensed milk is this keto?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:07:11 2018 No.11160834 Does this Jack do that shit on purpose?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:07:14 2018 No.11160835 >>11160823 lactose is ultimately carbs so probably not

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:31:26 2018 No.11160925 >>11160154 >t. King of avocados

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:40:59 2018 No.11160963 >>11160614 fuck, it that chef john making a tribute to jack ?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 15:55:57 2018 No.11161017 >>11160066 >>11160106 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:07:01 2018 No.11161062 >>11158851 I didn't know they had TLC in Germany

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:13:43 2018 No.11161084 >>11160835 Its a sugar

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:21:17 2018 No.11161105 >>11158874 This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to adopt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:26:27 2018 No.11161124 >>11158883 >Where we're going, we won't need eyes

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:27:47 2018 No.11161130 >>11159302 >almost a 24 year old virgin I remember telling myself I wouldn't end up like this, but the reality is, not everybody makes it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:28:03 2018 No.11161132 >>11159136 No, its stupid to fill the oil to the top then dunk the turkey in and have flaming oil spill everywhere. He didn't do that. Also your fucking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:30:07 2018 No.11161136 >>11161105 Because they use their children as props in Rube Goldberg machines?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 16:51:09 2018 No.11161203 >>11158874 One thing that's always bothered me is that the guy has dessert immediately after he finishes his dinner

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:02:21 2018 No.11161246 >>11161203 What's wrong with that?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:07:17 2018 No.11161263 >>11158848 Do Australians really do this?

Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:28:10 2018 No.11161328

>>11161130
Sex ain't anything special. I was in your position as well. 24 years old, no gf, no sex. Then I had it and it was boring. The hugging and closeness is good, but your problem isn't a lack of sex, it's a lack of friends.

Couple of years more and you will have made it. Your hormones will calm down. Concentrate on people, not bodies. That'll make you far happier.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:38:21 2018 No.11161361 >>11158874 can we talk about how disgusting the food in this webm is?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:40:49 2018 No.11161370 >>11159616 You could say that about most recipes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:43:24 2018 No.11161374 >>11161361 >In my culture all food is rotten so we must disguise the flavor of every meal

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:45:07 2018 No.11161379 >>11161374 Isn't this board about cooking? If thats the best your culture can manage...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 17:47:38 2018 No.11161391 File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, american breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159846 >rolled pizza suddenly turns into a burrito

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:09:52 2018 No.11161495 >>11161328 Gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:12:29 2018 No.11161502 >>11161379 I can't tell if you don't understand greentext or if you're arguing that plain food can't also be enjoyed on its own merit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:21:00 2018 No.11161528 >>11161328 out of all the bad advice on 4chins, this is in the top 10.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:32:03 2018 No.11161559 File: 1.44 MB, 320x320, 6.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 18:40:27 2018 No.11161586 >>11161528 Tbf, he's probably married to a wh*te wench. Nothing kills sex like marriage unless it's to an asian or latino.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 19:25:58 2018 No.11161736 >>11161084 indeed, so it has to be limited in a keto diet

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 19:43:26 2018 No.11161813 >>11158802 >flip one >clearly fucking uncooked >flip the rest anyway

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 19:52:04 2018 No.11161855 >>11156813 If some faggot served me this I'd kick his ass on principle alone

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 20:36:38 2018 No.11162043 >>11160823 the macaroni and panko say no....

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 20:49:16 2018 No.11162096 >>11158866 butter burgers?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 20:55:04 2018 No.11162114 >>11158893 This is what happens when you let /k/ cook. This and Cosmoline consumee

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 20:59:39 2018 No.11162132 >>11159165 I can't tell is this is how to make Doritos broth or how to reclaim masa from Doritos.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 21:10:28 2018 No.11162170 >>11159182 BASED >Hot >Lewd GAY >shitty hot dogs >even shittier corndogs

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 21:16:15 2018 No.11162191 >>11158756 >tippy taps :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 21:26:36 2018 No.11162222 >>11158756 what episode is this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 21:35:27 2018 No.11162258 >>11158830 That's disgusting

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 22:08:10 2018 No.11162438 >>11158771 In all honesty out of all this stupid crazy shit he's done, adding sugar to sugar cereal drives me through the fucking roof

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 23:12:15 2018 No.11162650 File: 2.92 MB, 640x360, 1509542751660.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 23:23:19 2018 No.11162670 >>11162650 How can I pick that up to eat? Why did that get sauced...shouldn't have happened, you ask people if they want sauce... >And no whut...I fucking don't, spank you very much...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 23:24:34 2018 No.11162676 >>11162670 Have you heard of a knife and fork? not everything is eaten with your hands you 3rd world shit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 4 23:59:26 2018 No.11162799 File: 23 KB, 252x223, God will punish us for this faggotry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11158830 I've rarely seen such concentrated faggotry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:02:29 2018 No.11162815 >>11158851 what really fascinates me about this is that it can't possibly taste good in any fashion, she's just slamming shit on there to increase calories as much as possible i think this is fabricated and they made her do this for show

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:20:59 2018 No.11162873 >>11158877 Gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:25:23 2018 No.11162887 >>11158900 The roastie's attempt at humor with a "lol so random" reaction. Makes my stomach turn too anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:26:14 2018 No.11162889 >>11158856 >Raclette Proof that ck is just a bunch of pretentious teenagers. It's fucking cheesy potatoes. Generic and disgusting swiss food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:31:05 2018 No.11162909 >>11158824 Literally not even worth eating. Its just a load of bread with 3 flattened burger patties.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:34:46 2018 No.11162920 >>11158746 >not cutting a key

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:37:54 2018 No.11162926 >>11159846 >let's just fucking ruin a pizza Instagram is ruining food.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 00:53:04 2018 No.11162972 >>11161084 do you not know what a carbohydrate is, nigger?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 01:43:18 2018 No.11163120 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 01:51:05 2018 No.11163142 File: 2.70 MB, 480x576, pull apart tender.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 01:52:26 2018 No.11163151 File: 1.84 MB, 720x486, bacon roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 01:53:58 2018 No.11163152 File: 2.92 MB, 720x486, bacon prick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 01:54:00 2018 No.11163153 >>11162972 Flour, rice, grains.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:02:01 2018 No.11163169 >>11162650 Francesinha! I wanted to try this so badly now I can >>11162670 You obviously don't because you obviously can't. The sauce is what makes it a francesinha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:02:10 2018 No.11163170 File: 1.59 MB, 720x486, flipping eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:04:40 2018 No.11163174 >>11158830 Nooo I'm not eating your hipsteroni without cheese

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:11:07 2018 No.11163189 >>11163152 I can't for the life of my figure out what he's trying to accomplish there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:27:52 2018 No.11163220 >>11158845 is.. is that brain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:33:26 2018 No.11163231 >>11158890 Chinese people are crazy. I know from a fresh off the boat mainlander that apparently drinking snake blood is a thing. It's supposed to make you more fertile, like everything else they do, as if infertility was a big problem in China.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:34:58 2018 No.11163233 >>11158821 That's probably the worst mac and cheese I've ever seen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:36:16 2018 No.11163237 File: 1.49 MB, 200x200, 1520372542016.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:37:13 2018 No.11163238 >>11158834 "I really want some nice, gray meat." - Nobody ever.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:48:56 2018 No.11163256 >>11163233 I don't see the problem. Can someone explain? Too much cheese? What?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:52:07 2018 No.11163261 >>11160154 >I liked them before they were cool

Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:53:51 2018 No.11163262

>>11163256
>making bechamel with condensed milk
>6 varieties of cheese that aren't particularly complimentary nor will they be distinct
>not melting cheese into bechamel
>making a topping for texture that doesn't get baked in
>bacon meme

It ticks every awful box of your typical Facebook/Pinterest cooking gif. Mac and cheese is a comfortable indulgence and some modification is fine, but they went overboard on everything in all the wrong ways without any thought to how it'd all come together in the end.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:55:12 2018 No.11163264 >>11163262 >condensed milk evaporated milk isn't condensed milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:55:17 2018 No.11163266 >>11159294 How do you cut your knife holding hand when the blade is that far from the handle

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:56:02 2018 No.11163270 >>11163264 Pardon me, I misremembered. It doesn't make it any less awful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 02:57:30 2018 No.11163273 >>11163270 It does seeing as evaporated milk is typically used when making mac and cheese.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 03:07:10 2018 No.11163292 File: 58 KB, 452x292, 1474497287409.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11158868

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 03:09:56 2018 No.11163295 >>11158874 That was amazing, saved

Anonymous Wed Sep 5 04:10:31 2018 No.11163420

>>11160767
I feel like at this point he's realized people only watch him because he fucks everything up so now he just acts retarded because he'll otherwise lose his YouTube income. Like after all the YouTube comments and stuff telling him the correct technique you'd think he'd realize you need a decent knife and keep it reasonably sharp instead of buying a knife at the dollar general that "never needs to be sharpened as seen on TV".

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:06:40 2018 No.11163534 >>11163237 >mongolian >with that measly dash of chili flakes and all-american helping of sugar Fuck that, shit's gotta be SPICY

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:28:28 2018 No.11163563 >>11161263 It's dutch. God tier is peanut butter with this shit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:30:52 2018 No.11163568 >>11162889 >/ck/ is one person You need to stop posting.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:35:31 2018 No.11163576 >>11160591 electrical raclettes are very standard in northwestern europe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:39:39 2018 No.11163584 File: 38 KB, 328x595, shrug.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >leave /ck/ for a good two months >come back for some reason >webm threads are literally the same shit What the fuck, lads?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:44:03 2018 No.11163593 >>11163152 Please tell me Jack didn't microwave some bacon while it was still in the plastic

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:46:02 2018 No.11163599 >>11163584 How did you get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:55:32 2018 No.11163612 >>11159195 de ruijter ftw

Anonymous Wed Sep 5 05:57:03 2018 No.11163613

>>11158839
I wouldn't mind paying $200-$300 to entertain people for a party if you got to keep the board. Of course you'd have to get it delivered and prepared fresh which would probably cost an additional $300 and it probably would need slices of cheese. $2800 wouldn't be worth it tho, I'd rather pay a carpenter $500 for a similar board and then prepare the meat myself. It'd be awesome to have a whole animal set.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 06:23:05 2018 No.11163647 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11163599

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 06:38:49 2018 No.11163677 >>11159472 ...and quite right you are because that's poisonous as fuck. An interesting chemical reaction but not cooking related.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 08:50:19 2018 No.11163902 >>11158816 What fish is that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 08:57:18 2018 No.11163920 >>11161124 based event horizon poster

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 09:00:42 2018 No.11163931 >>11163151 >>11163152 what exactly is going on here? was jack having an episode again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 09:35:18 2018 No.11164020 >>11163931 When isn't he

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 09:38:59 2018 No.11164028 >>11160591 you dumb fuck. like every family in france has one.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:11:21 2018 No.11164273 >>11163902 tuna

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:14:03 2018 No.11164281 >>11164273 Oh. I thought it would be more pink inside.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:16:14 2018 No.11164286 >>11163266 i honestly can't figure this guy out.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:19:44 2018 No.11164295 >>11158746 Hey this reminds me of secret playtime at my neighbor's house

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:21:14 2018 No.11164299 >>11163266 even when you think its not possible, jack finds a way

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:43:40 2018 No.11164345 >>11161084 sugars are carbs

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 11:47:42 2018 No.11164358 >>11161559 Kill me. Please.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:11:14 2018 No.11164422 >>11163584 expectable

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:14:08 2018 No.11164436 >>11163273 No, milk is typically used when making a bechamel which is how you start mac and cheese. How poor are you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:15:18 2018 No.11164442 >>11164436 Evaporated milk costs more than milk.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:36:00 2018 No.11164510 >>11163233 >>11163262 >>11163270 >>11164436 everything you think you know is a lie and you are a shit, ignorant cook. typical arrogance of a /ck/ user

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:42:22 2018 No.11164529 File: 114 KB, 310x281, nbgu9.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11156813 >When they smashed it with a spoon at the end laughed harder than I should

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:43:16 2018 No.11164532 >>11164510 kek, enjoy your tendies and sips

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 12:51:07 2018 No.11164566 >>11158822 >>11158874 do these people have youtube channels?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 13:52:01 2018 No.11164794 File: 165 KB, 1000x333, chocolate-frosted-sugar-bombs.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11158771

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 13:58:56 2018 No.11164823 >>11158821 >bacon Every fucking time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:00:03 2018 No.11164827 >>11159743 >haha

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:08:53 2018 No.11164851 >>11158883 >It's positively orthogonal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:14:43 2018 No.11164870 >>11164436 Doesn't that have flour in it? I don't put flour in my mac and cheese, butter and milk only.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:20:05 2018 No.11164890 >>11160066 how break out egg get all the does he?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:23:47 2018 No.11164906 File: 2.92 MB, 480x270, How_To_Cook_An_Emu_Egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:25:08 2018 No.11164912 File: 8 KB, 217x208, 1380869646806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11156813 OP, someone found your gastronomy textbook

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 14:46:21 2018 No.11165002 File: 2.54 MB, 720x404, RULES OF NATURE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:00:28 2018 No.11165040 >>11163153 all sugars are carbohydrates you blithering faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:09:47 2018 No.11165071 File: 1.22 MB, 640x640, always a bigger fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:11:16 2018 No.11165074 File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, geoduck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:29:28 2018 No.11165125 File: 2.97 MB, 480x272, potato daikon croissant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Here, something new.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:34:05 2018 No.11165145 >>11158827 this is a fucking disgrace.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:34:35 2018 No.11165147 File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, ostrich egg breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:40:11 2018 No.11165168 >>11158851 First up, where is this from? and second, for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:42:05 2018 No.11165174 File: 802 KB, 720x486, salary cuts.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:42:40 2018 No.11165176 >>11158874 i wonder how many tries that took

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:43:17 2018 No.11165179 File: 909 KB, 720x486, tomato chop.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:47:01 2018 No.11165191 File: 2.85 MB, 720x486, yoshi blade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:52:07 2018 No.11165211 >>11165179 >"cutting" directly on tile counter >slap chop Tell me, has Jack cooked or made anything that he didn't completely fuck up?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 15:53:27 2018 No.11165217 >>11165211 The one good one I can remember was when he redid yorkshire puddings after everyone laid into him for his original effort.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 16:07:54 2018 No.11165275 >>11159771 They flow in the opposite direction if they are deactivated.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 16:12:44 2018 No.11165299 >>11164566 >>11158822 this guy's name is Kenji Lopez.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 16:13:57 2018 No.11165307 >>11165211 It's a parody channel, not fucking up would be counterproductive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 16:21:06 2018 No.11165332 >>11165147 >beans for breakfast I'll never understand this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 16:44:16 2018 No.11165417 >>11165332 Why not? It's just stodgy carbs, like porridge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:27:39 2018 No.11165565 >>11162887 This cunt does have a very punchable face, yeah...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:28:54 2018 No.11165569 File: 2.88 MB, 640x360, restaurant sanchez.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:29:37 2018 No.11165571 File: 1.13 MB, 720x486, cutting board.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:33:17 2018 No.11165578 File: 939 KB, 720x486, aero knife vs onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:34:32 2018 No.11165581 File: 1.03 MB, 720x486, aero knife vs cucumber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:35:48 2018 No.11165585 File: 1.44 MB, 720x486, sausage.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:35:56 2018 No.11165586 >>11165002 >this kills the crab

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:52:05 2018 No.11165642 >>11163237 >buffering

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:54:40 2018 No.11165644 File: 347 KB, 1200x800, PICKLE JACK.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >IM SO BAD AT COOKING I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE >PICKLE JACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!1!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:55:32 2018 No.11165645 >>11165569 >fresh >aged ???????

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:58:28 2018 No.11165657 >>11165644 ROOFLES!!! There's a funny cartoon that had something like this. I love it a lot, and it's actually more intelligent than people expect cartoons to be, but this isn't the board for talking about cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 17:58:51 2018 No.11165661 >>11158761 I can't think of anyone who should not be frying a turkey more than jack, much less inside one's house

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:04:47 2018 No.11165679 File: 166 KB, 358x366, JACKED.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11165657

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:05:40 2018 No.11165682 >>11159296 >I have studied the blade

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:09:36 2018 No.11165701 >>11158949 Overpowering niche flavour? They mostly taste buttery. Are you sure you're not just getting shit avocados?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:11:31 2018 No.11165709 >>11161263 Australians do it with rainbow sprinkles. Called fairy bread, shit is tops.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:12:48 2018 No.11165715 >>11163189 I think he's trying to either tenderize it or make it so more fat drains away making it healthier

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:22:17 2018 No.11165749 >>11163231 Yea they believe all sorts of mystical bullshit. They think that eating dog meat makes your eyes bright, whatever the fuck that means.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:24:45 2018 No.11165758 >>11165569 How many levels of pretentiousness do you think they're on?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:46:06 2018 No.11165820 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, salvation burger - classic cheeseburger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:47:16 2018 No.11165823 File: 2.95 MB, 640x360, salvation burger - perfect burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:49:13 2018 No.11165832 >>11159495 This sounds like the shittiest bowl of ramen ever invented, cooked ramen in a chilled glass with cold broth and nothing else? The fuck? Is this actually considered good by canadians?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:57:07 2018 No.11165852 >>11165125 I like it, very nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:58:09 2018 No.11165856 >>11159129 My favourite Jack webm Bit overused but its still great

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 18:59:05 2018 No.11165862 >>11165823 IT'S RAWR

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:04:09 2018 No.11165881 >>11165417 Beans make you fart breh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:09:46 2018 No.11165897 >>11165881 *Brap

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:14:44 2018 No.11165921 >>11165823 Step up your game Jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:18:41 2018 No.11165943 >>11159156 The beady eyes are a nice touch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:21:21 2018 No.11165957 >>11158771 Disgusting

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:22:58 2018 No.11165967 File: 2.82 MB, 1920x1080, Non-stick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:27:59 2018 No.11165985 >>11165179 >That black mould counter top being used as a cutting board...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:30:17 2018 No.11165992 >>11165125 >irish croissant

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 19:52:39 2018 No.11166060 >>11165758 gentrifier who listens to joji level

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 20:22:06 2018 No.11166164 >>11165967 Nice comedic timing

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 20:50:25 2018 No.11166260 >>11158829 What an emotional roller coaster

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 20:54:23 2018 No.11166274 File: 2.24 MB, 1280x720, oiling up a chick.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 20:59:26 2018 No.11166289 >>11159165 >South western kick

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:17:08 2018 No.11166359 >>11164281 I think it's big swordfish. The skin is too dull for tuna and the shape is wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:23:01 2018 No.11166387 >>11158841 Jack. What are you doing? Jack? Answer me, baby.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:31:35 2018 No.11166423 File: 6 KB, 231x250, 1536014358613s.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11166387 >non fatass fingers >no ring >jack

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:37:14 2018 No.11166451 >>11166423 God, he's fucking terrifying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 21:40:39 2018 No.11166465 >>11166164 thanks bro it was my first one I hope I can do better in the future.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 22:33:25 2018 No.11166701 >>11166274 >yfw this is how Jack preps Tammy for the bull

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 5 22:37:48 2018 No.11166717 >>11165881 not if you soak them in water for like 12 hours

Anonymous Wed Sep 5 22:45:37 2018 No.11166748

>>11165569
it kinda irks me when Americans use Spanish words to refer to things that have their words in English like
>tomato salsa
why. You're making a dish so far removed from its original recipe that it's pointless to even call it Mexican at that point. Even if it's Mexican just call it sauce. It's like I said "hamburguesa con cheese"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 01:45:44 2018 No.11167322 >>11163153 A carb isn't a food type, its a form of energy storage like fat or (occasionally) protein, each of the three has a specific chemical makeup. What does all of the various sugars, starches and fibers happen to be grouped into? Carbohydrates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 02:23:56 2018 No.11167418 >>11165569 >fresh >aged lol wut

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 02:37:33 2018 No.11167463 >>11163584 The /ck/ webm thread is the best meta-meme to grace 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 02:47:36 2018 No.11167506 File: 47 KB, 550x512, 1536129850056.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11159141

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 6 04:05:31 2018 No.11167683 >>11165823 Fucking disgusting

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