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People always meme about how beef is ruined when you go past rare/medium rare, so why does jack keep getting shit for this webm?

>> No.11175138

>>11175081
It's because minced meat is supposed to be cook through, especially with the low standards of US regulations.

>> No.11175143

>>11175081
Shut up retard

>> No.11175156

>>11175081
steak and ground beef arent the same thing

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>>11175081
Because you don't go below medium on minced meat. Not only is it not a good idea bacteria wise but the increased juices turn the texture mushy and unpleasant.

>> No.11175351

Because what autists above me said.
Non-autists realize you can eat raw ground beef just fine, getting a mildly upset stomach one in a thousand times.
The real reason that Jack should be mocked is the the patties are unevenly cooked, probably cold in the middle and have absolutely abysmal sear.

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>>11175351
>Non-autists realize you can eat raw ground beef just fine, getting a mildly upset stomach one in a thousand times.
*nods respectfully towards you*

>> No.11175429

>>11175081
Lurk more. I'm too drunk to explain everything wrong with what he does.

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>>11175417
heh, salmonella thought it was tough...
I take it so do you?

>> No.11175449

>>11175429
Not too drunk to not type perfectly sober.

>> No.11175455

>>11175449
if he's as drunk as he says then it probably took him like 45 minutes just to type that out, best to take him at his word

>> No.11175458

>>11175446
shouldn't he remove his ring?

>> No.11175467

>>11175458
>implying he could remove it even if he wanted to
dudes fat fingers are too swollen to get that sucker off

>> No.11175486

>>11175081
well, beef stew is cooked beyond well done and it is heavenly melt in your mouth.

>> No.11175488

>>11175449
I'm a boomer with a graduate degree; I never type in zoomer/text.

>> No.11175494

>>11175458
Jack does not remove the ring.

>> No.11175497
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>>11175351
>probably cold in the middle
that was by design

>> No.11175509

>>11175497
it's like his tiny little monkey brain remembered hearing that you should use a little ice water on your hands to help shape patties and keep them from sticking but his dumb ass turned it into "pour ice water onto beef"

>> No.11175530

>>11175138
>>11175143
>>11175156
>>11175207
This is only a problem in murica, real countries eat raw mince all the time

>> No.11175549

>>11175509
>>11175497
You're giving him more credit than I would, I thought he was doing it because he wanted to keep them juicy or some shit.

>> No.11175551

>>11175549
at least we can all agree that he's an incompetent hack, good for memes though

>> No.11175562
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>>11175551
some men just like to have their food served damp

>> No.11175571

>>11175562
the BEST burger sauce you'll EVER taste
$19.99 for 8 oz.

>> No.11175574

god i fucking hate Europeans. it comes from a beef. it's ground up. it's called ground beef. if you want to talk about whatever the fuck mince is do it somewhere I don't have to bother reading it. and eat it rare. it tastes better that way. stupid commie faggots

>> No.11175586

>>11175574
I thought it was called hamburger meat.

>> No.11175598

>>11175574
>Yank can't type
Typical el atrocidad
Also Europe is where people eat raw mince, fuck off you fat fucking Boston pig

>> No.11175607

>>11175598
why are you so obsessed with the united states...?

>> No.11175610

>>11175598
O B S E S S E D

>> No.11175647

>>11175530
>eat raw mince all the time
>still cook my burger through
Raw and cooked should not be mixed.

>> No.11175731

>>11175598
Like a retard who stands on the street staring in a window, you seem awfully captivated by Americans that you have no involvement with and who don't care what you think at all.
You really should go see a psychiatrist about this.

>> No.11175737

>>11175429
Then don't respond, shithead, and kill yourself while you're at it.

>> No.11175762

>>11175647
>>eat raw mince all the time
That's not something to brag about you mongoloid.

>> No.11175917

>>11175762
I wasn't bragging. Why are you so afraid of raw meat?

>> No.11176775

If it's not cooked enough, why bother wasting the time cooking it at all?

>> No.11176778

>>11175081
Jack is unironically a better cook than 99% of /ck/

>> No.11176787

Has he ever managed to create something that looks tasty?

>> No.11176793

>>11175562
Is that a whole jar of garlic? Horseradish? Did he fry tar in the pan? I'm confused.

>> No.11176821

>>11175562
sauce for this video?

>> No.11176840

>>11175917
the american standards for meat inspection and cattle raising are alarmingly low

>> No.11176884

>>11176793
horseradish, it is balsamic reduction I believe

>>11176821
bloody mary burgers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Fb7aByKdE

>> No.11176900

>>11176884
Where does he find these shit recipes? Goddamn breadcrumbs to a burger patty.

>> No.11176910

>>11176900
I recall Jack saying that to him a burger has to just be mince meat, but since he swipes these recipes from bloggers I guess he let it slide

>> No.11177108

What OP posted doesn't look that bad, at least compared Jack's Bison burgers - those were completely uncooked.

>> No.11177111

>>11175081
because murrilards believe ground beef has to be cooked well done

>> No.11177130

>>11177111
Checked.
American meat is extremely poor quality so it needs to be cooked thoroughly.

>> No.11177151

>>11175530
*dies of mad cow disease*

>> No.11177153

>>11175207
You can literally taste the salmonella when mince is pink in the middle.

>> No.11177167

>>11175207
You mean you don't want your bottom bun to be a disintegrated Maxi pad?

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>>11175731
>>11175574

>> No.11177615

>>11175081
>People always meme about how beef is ruined when you go past rare/medium rare
Because people who think that are clinically retarded but so are people who think ground beef is equivalent to steak.

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>> No.11177710

FUCK it bothers me how uncoordinated he is

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>>11177682
IT'S . FUCKING . RAW

>> No.11177725

>>11177682
What in the fuck is that cheese?

>> No.11177731

>>11177725
smoked gouda? no idea

>> No.11177736

>>11177682
It's so pink it's purple.

>> No.11177753

>>11177682
>Salvation Burger - CLOSED
interdasting

>> No.11177754

>>11177615
maybe they aren't grocery store plebs and make their own ground steak burgers

>> No.11177756

>>11175351
Fist pump...

>> No.11177765

>>11177725
It's a beer cheese blend that melts like a processed slice.

>> No.11177773

>>11177765
That sounds horrible. Why not use proper cheese and make a sauce with beer?

>> No.11177853

>>11177682
I get that its raw, has no veggies and is overall 0/10
But why the fuck she flipping it so much

>> No.11177878

>>11175562
>Today we have 10w-30 from a 2003 Toyota Celica, 7000 miles at time of draining.

>> No.11178253

>>11175446
Jesus Christ sharpen your knives! I can barely watch this.

>> No.11178276
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>>11175081
With steak most of the harmful shit stays outside the muscle, but when you grind it up, all the harmful shit gets mixed all around.

That's why ground minced beef needs to be cooked through, but steak can be only cooked on the outside.

My fiance eats raw beef sometimes, like just a seasoned bite, she's done it her whole life, I just tell her not to let our kids do it. I'm really surprised she's never had worms or ecoli poisoning.

>> No.11178277

>>11175458
As a symbiotic colony of foodborne pathogens assuming human form to advocate for humans to infect themselves with its bretheren Jack needs a primitive "brain" of sorts which is in its ring

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>>11175458
the ring is the source of his powers

>> No.11178516

>>11178276
How do you know she doesn't have worms?

>> No.11178533

>>11175081
>beef is ruined when you go past rare/medium rare

this only applies to steak, because it is lean beef cooked over direct heat. if you cook a steak to the point of well done, the outer parts of it will be dry as leather.

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>>11175081
no one gives a shit im hijacking this thread this is a webm thread now

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>> No.11178632

>>11178585
this gave me chlamydia

>> No.11178638

>>11177682
>perfect
>burguer

that trash food cant be perfect fat ass

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>> No.11178660

>>11175143
*inserts a full magazine of posts, charges the bolt*

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>> No.11178688

>>11178661
thats just fucking vile

>> No.11178689

>>11178560
absolute keto

>> No.11178693

>>11178661
Shrimp served in Dorito juice. I wanna punch someone.

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>> No.11178774

>>11178516
I've taken good hard looks in her butt.

I never seen any worms.

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>> No.11178959

>>11178880

Indian street food looks good but id never eat it and get grossed out cuz I just picture the cooks out back taking a shit and using their hands for all kinds of purposes

>> No.11178969

>>11178959
somehow indians just disgust me, idk iv never though of myself as a racist but they just gross me out

>> No.11179039

>>11178585
Thanks for bumping the ja/ck/ thread :^)

Where were you when Jack officially declared he was retarded?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wZPzZy2nE4I

>> No.11179093

>>11179039
has anyone's ja/ck/-o-lanterns ever mildewed?
also I like how he blue balls us on the finished product

>> No.11179188

>>11178560
Why is he making a cake in a garbage can? If you can even call that a cake.

>> No.11179194

>>11178661
I actually feel kinda sick now. Why would you do this and act proud of your creation?

>> No.11179200

>>11178702
That's a lot of effort for producing a shitty knife.

>> No.11179205

>>11177773
Because the slices actually are a sauce, just stabilized for easier handling at lower temps.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7yMxAXbQ3c

>> No.11179226

>>11179205
This is retarded. Why would you use such a nice bread for grilled cheese and why wouldn't you just use slices of cheese?

>> No.11179238

>>11179226
You're missing the point. By making the stabilized sauce, you can make a cheese blend involving cheeses that don't normally work for melting to behave how you want them to. This wildly expands the flavor options for meals involving melted cheese.
>Why would you use such a nice bread
Because you can, and it's not hard to make a high-hydration bread at home?

>> No.11179282

>>11178585
This stupid whores exaggerated movements and forced attempts at looking sexy actually killed my boner.

>> No.11179383

>>11178866
*karate chops*

>> No.11179431

>>11176884
>bloody Mary
>balsamic

It's probably some horrible acrid Worchestershire concotion

>> No.11179617

>>11179238
>>11179226
There search term is "emulsifier". I use sodium citrate for cheese sauce all the time, it's super easy and allows you to make sauce out of cheese that won't work nearly as well with a roux or milk. And it stays together at much lower temperatures too, so it works very well for dipping sauces. You also get a much purer cheese flavor than you can get with roux and/or milk-based sauces, literally just combine sodium citrate and water, heat, grate in your favorite cheese, stir and let melt together then serve, with no time needed to reduce. And of course you can replace water with beer for flavor.

>> No.11179624

>>11179617
It's not purely emulsification, because nacho cheese sauce is liquid at room temp and is very heavily emulsified. Process cheeses are
>stabilized
to remain solid, but melt very evenly and at low temperatures. That's why I used the term.

>> No.11179626

>>11179624
Yeah sorry I misread the comment chain.

>> No.11179660

>>11175530
Yeah but it's either totally raw or reasonably cooked. I'd happily eat a raw pork dish if I had some assurance that the pig was alive that morning.

>> No.11179724

>>11179383
Kek

>> No.11179745

>>11179626
No foul here, both are important for Cheez Majik

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>> No.11179860

>>11177682
MMMMMmmm. A literally raw burger, seasoned with 5 grams of salt.
What delightful incompetence!

>> No.11179865

>>11179843
>Oh! My! Gosh, guys! do you see this yorkie?
>h-hhuhuhuh, look at that, oh these are perfect
>give 'em a try, see you next week. I love you. I love you all.
you can't get any more based that /ourguy/ Jack

>> No.11179870

>>11179848
Hah!
What kind of garbage-person sharpens their knife longitudinally instead of transversely?
Smh.

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>> No.11179874

>>11175607
>>11175610
>yank makes post shit talking Europeans
>the European is the obsessed one

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>> No.11179883

>>11178888
literally how is he so inept? why didn't he edit that shit out? everything about him is terrible

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>>11178627
>>11178585

>> No.11179897

>>11179893
It's like taking the pants off of a girl's perfect ass

>> No.11179898

>>11175446
*Knocks on pork skin*
gee guys this is hard

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>>11179897
>girl

>> No.11179906

>>11179901
what's happening? is that shit that's leaking out? pus?

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>>11179906
got BBC for the first time

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>> No.11179951

>>11179932
one shudders to think what his pancakes look like present day

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>> No.11179962

>>11179960
>tfw no qt cerebral palsy big tits jack gf

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incase you dont get the reference

>> No.11179983

>>11179964
I'm not a cruel man but I want her arm on the griddle so badly.

>> No.11180010

>>11179983
>not wanting her tits in your face
what are you, gay?

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>>11178627

>> No.11180504

>>11180071
people think this is a joke, but pajeets are actually this disgusting in reality.

>> No.11180543

>>11175574
Minced meat
S E E T H I N G

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>>11177682

>> No.11180579

>>11180543
What's with all the low quality posts with the word "seething" lately. Used to be maybe once a week, now it's multiple times a day.

>> No.11180627

>>11177682
>That'll be $558 plus state tax plus federal tax plus tip plus mandatory chef's gratuity plus server's fee plus services and delivery fee plus booth tax plus migrant relocation fund tax plus insurance deductible in case you get sick from the raw meat plus sugar tax
Jesus Christ, America.

>> No.11180635

>>11178969
You're not disgusted because they just happen to be Indians, you are disgusted because their culture and / or religion does not promote good hygiene. That is not racism at all, stop thinking like a brainwashed MSM drone.

>> No.11180649

>>11179039
>this is the most dangerous part so have your parents do this if you're a kid
>has knife edge toward himself as he's struggling to jam it into the pumpkin

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>>11180635
>brainwashed MSM drone
Alex finally found the one place they couldn't ban him from

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>>11180662
Say the word ban one more time you globalist scum!

>> No.11180686

>>11180680
V&

>> No.11180728

>>11177853
Frequent flipping allows you to get more even heating in the same amount of time. Just like with pan frying steaks.

>> No.11180896

>>11180662
I didn't say every single human being is a brainwashed MSM drone, I was implying some people are, you being one of them, and if you honestly think there aren't people out there who believe everything that the mainstream media companies tell them, then you are pretty deluded yourself.

>> No.11180925

>>11180896
I unapologetically believe literally nothing MSM reports on. Everything I see now is just propaganda.

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>>11182035
>there has to be a better way!

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>>11182110
that's pretty fucked up..

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>> No.11182246

>>11182228
Unless it's a jack webm, you better get >>>/out/

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>> No.11182260

>>11182228
That one really strikes people. It's not unlike when dumb asses try to domesticate a wild animal and the easily predictable happens.

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>> No.11182371

>>11179960
LOL
No, he had another stroke.

>> No.11182390

>>11182271
I guess he'll get some legit use out of all his unitaskers now that he has an actual handicap.
We kept cringing because he wouldn't just learn to use a knife but Jack was playing the long game from the start.

>> No.11182398

>>11180027
Still can't fucking believe they got Bailey Jay and Andrew Anglin for this.

>> No.11182417

>>11182251
How can you have a cooking channel if you don't even understand how flour works?

>> No.11182462

>>11178866
>not vomvom.webm

>> No.11182467

>>11177878
nice

>> No.11182498

>>11175530
Incorrect. Mince includes outer muscle tissue which absolutely 100% can be contaminated no matter how well the beef is processed and you HAVE to cook it through to make it safe. Regular steak is all internal muscle tissue and is sterile if not prepared by pajeets so it's fine to eat raw.

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>>11182251

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>> No.11182712

>>11175081
does this guy have a youtube channel?

>> No.11182720

>>11177151
Prions don't breakdown until you hit over a thousand degrees celsius, cooking won't prevent mad cow.

>> No.11182731

>>11182712
no he died a few years ago when he was drunk driving with some friends and the car was hit by a train

>> No.11182746

>>11182712
dont listen to >>11182731
he was on a road trip to las vegas with his family and while he was driving he had a stroke

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>> No.11182771

>>11175917
Burgerland regulations are non-existent, and the ones that do exist can be ignored by bribing the inspector
Better to cook it through than get half the bugs in the book

>> No.11182850

>>11182267
what the fuck is this?

>> No.11182858

>>11182731
LMAO!
I'm a MoLMF fan too.

>> No.11182888

>>11182858
wtf i didn't man of low moral fiber died

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>> No.11182937

>>11182927
>dinner with cosby

>> No.11182958

>>11182927
source

>> No.11182966

>>11180627
that west coast shit

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>>11182267
>friend of a friend once brought something kind of similar to this to a dinner we were having
>it was frozen, meant to be a dessert
>mfw it tasted like milky, cheesy pineapples and ice

I am by no means a picky eater and I will almost always finish any serving of food I'm given out of politeness, even if I don't like it, but holy shit that was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten. I took one bite and almost puked. I can still taste it thinking about now. Fucking hell, what is wrong with fat, white midwesterners.

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>> No.11183435

>>11179843
AIR. YOU NEED AIR IN THE BATTER TO MAKE IT RISE. IF YOU CAN'T FIGURE OUT A YORKSHIRE PUDDING ON YOUR OWN USE A PACKET BUT IT NEEDS AIIIRIRRRRREEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11183454

>>11179929
>try to make a heart
>get ditto instead
Lol

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>>11179039
>it doesn't matter how sloppy it is, that's the beautiful part of being on the bottom

>> No.11183547

>>11182390
He has a legit disability?

>> No.11183810

>>11176884
>always let your meat reach room temperature before marinating

is this nigga for real?

>> No.11183931

>>11179039
>just use a plate so no one can see the light sneaking out from the giant gash you leave on the bottom
this is some quantum leap ja/ck/ing

>> No.11183955

>>11175530
Wrong. The problem isn't with mince itself, but buying pre-minced meat product. If you mince it yourself like they do in the euro raw mince dishes, there is nothing to worry about. When you buy grocery store mince that has been minced for days, that is where the problem lies. Because it's porous, it allows bacteria to develop deeper into the meat. This is a problem in both Eurostan and 56%ville.

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>>11179880
>filename

>> No.11184043

>>11182228
did a candle get stuck in her eye?

>> No.11184049

>>11180033
That's actually pretty cool.

>> No.11184136

>>11175530
We call it tartar. And it goes excellent on rye bread with raw egg yolk.

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>> No.11184200

>>11180579
>>>/asp/

>> No.11184268

I looked at Jack's channel and his new videos are so sad. He has a lot less enthusiasm.

>> No.11184290

>>11184268
>one son is a dude weed bro
>other son is rap for jesus cringe lord
>just had a stroke
>married to tammy
he should be very enthused

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>>11175081
Is Jack's sauce any good?

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>>11184294
it is after all
The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste

>> No.11184388

>>11179898
*knocks on pork skin*
FBI OPEN UP

>> No.11184392

>>11184186
what episode is this from?

>> No.11184396

>>11178560
>Crock Pot Mug Cake
wait a minute...that's actually pretty cool

>> No.11184408

>>11184392
5 minute chef
i think he deleted it though

>> No.11184411
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>>11184310
>oh yeah look at that thickness

>> No.11184510

>>11182101
You can clearly see her yank it out at the start.

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>> No.11184716

>>11179205
Good video, but holy shit this guy's vocal fry makes me want to strangle him.

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>> No.11184735

>>11182498
>take a steak
>mince it
wala

>> No.11185240

>>11183148
I'd rather watch 2 girls 1 cup or pain olympics than that video again.

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>>11184294
>>11184310
>>11184411
It's almost 60% sugar. I would bet it's some shitty sauce he just plasters his own label on.

>> No.11185399

>>11184043
yes
iirc she was blinded by that incident

>> No.11185408

>>11182927
I recognize that actress. She stars in a lot of fetish vomit porn.

>> No.11185554

>>11185408
>fetish vomit porn
I don't think you need to add the word fetish there.

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>>11177682

>> No.11185584

>>11178585
dumb bitch

>> No.11185587

>>11178959

Thankfully, we've got the recipes so we can make it ourselves.

>> No.11185604

>>11179039
>make sure to cut outside the black lines
>draws the teeth so that it's impossible
>can't even follow the lines that could be done as he instructed
stroke is hell of a drug

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>> No.11185627

>>11182110
So thats his backstory! no wonder hes so surley.

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>> No.11185807

What's Jack's IQ you think?

>> No.11185816

>>11185807
slightly above legally retarded

>> No.11185858

>>11175497
>>11175081
Why does he look so afraid of food ?
I mean just look at the hesitant motions of his hands.

>> No.11185877

>>11185858
He's had two strokes so his hands don't work gud and he only eats fast food outside his shitty cooking channel so his hands can't handle anything hot.

>> No.11185919

>>11179901
>Meat eaters

>> No.11185960

>>11179964
>has cerebral palsy
>is a more competent cook than Jack

>> No.11185965

>>11179901
How are people who obviously don't get their food from a supermarket so fucking inept at butchering an animal?

>> No.11185977

>>11180071
>>11180504
I thought this was meant to be an erotic video for feeders

>> No.11185978

>>11183547
Hemiparesis from his last stroke.
Although he claims he's getting better.

>> No.11185993

>>11183547
He had a stroke recently and lost use of his right arm

>> No.11186008

>>11183084
>Midwestern
Jack is Texan, you mong.

>> No.11186014

>>11184411
Watching him eat makes me want to vomit

>> No.11186026

>>11184716
>>>/reddit/

>> No.11186085

>>11178702
>How to blacksmith out of your kitchen.

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>>11186008
I just started browsing /ck/ recently and every Jack webm I see here disgusts me...

>Jack is Texan

Oh, God. Why?

>> No.11186243

>>11179860
That was sugar anon

>> No.11186263

>>11179836
>baking time may vary
>dat reveal

fucking hell that was surreal

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>>11179848

>> No.11186279

>>11186237
>>11186008
He says he's from California in his intro video and lives in Nashville.

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>>11178627

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>>11186279
Jack is from Brooklyn, New York
although he has resided in California and presently lives in Tennessee

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>>11175081
Jack just likes flavor, and everyone knows the flavor is in the juices

>> No.11186372

>>11186266
how

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>> No.11186412

>>11182544
my sides

>> No.11186504

>>11182544

>> No.11186646
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ok guys
the other webm thread is getting close
there within striking distance
we cant let them win
post all the webms you have that are cooking related

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>>11186292
>>11186279
>>11186237
>>11186008
his real is Jack Scalfanistein

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>>11186652
>>11186648
based

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thank you fellow ja/ck/ poster

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>>11186712
when jack needs to to be shit on im always there

>> No.11186724

>>11175081
Have you ever heard of a STEAK burger? Ever notice how it's still a patty, and not just a cut of steak on a burger? That's because they usually grind/make the patties out of steak, which is higher quality beef. Even then, most places won't let you order a burger cooked less than medium. If you're cooking a burger from ground beef bought at the store, you need to cook that shit to 155 (final rested temp) AT LEAST, preferably 160 aka medium-well on the way to "well done".

I think prime rib is only really good medium rare and bloody, and most steak cuts on the line between medium rare and medium. Eating below medium is always a gamble.

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>> No.11186752

>>11177153
>literally taste the salmonella
No you can't. What's even more disgusting is the flavor you are describing is the early signs of rancidity due to the bacteria breaking it down. I know what you mean, though. It's a musty flavor.

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>>11186752
hey dont be shittin up our jack thread with cooking talk

>> No.11186758

>>11178253
in his defense, he goes and gets a sharp one after. But still.

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>> No.11186762

>>11184294
I looked up that shit on amazon just out of curiosity. I wish I hadn't. It's coming up on ads now constantly. Fucking hate the internet now, dude.

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>>11186762
buy it

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>> No.11186809

>>11186696
>Guys, I've proven that ceramic knives are brittle!
Good work, jackass. Missed the point of ceramic entirely.

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>> No.11186839

so ja/ck/

>> No.11186845

>>11186839
is somehow still alive, when can we expect stroke no. 3

>> No.11186850

>>11178560
3 fucking hours. Fucking fatty get on my level

I can make this even in 25min prep+baking time with low calories rate,airy and the cake is tasty.
Frenchfag btw

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>>11186845
someone doesn't know about keto

>> No.11186860

>>11186845
has he had a second one already?

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>>11186860
he had one like a decade ago.
the entire time you've known jack he has been a medically obese, type 2 diabetic, stroke survivor.

>> No.11186868

>>11186867
only woke up after the last one

>> No.11187271
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its the

eye of the spider its poison in one bite oh look out im an excellent

fight

er

the creepers and the zombies are the mobs of the night

spider give you some string in the eeeeeeyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee

of the spider .

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