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Accidents, drops, and spills edition

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>> No.11204016

>>11203951
>the bones sliding out like that
hot

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>>11203951
>brown sugar in rub
>store bought bbq sauce (sweet)
>honey

why

>> No.11204044

>>11204031
I had sirloin tips for breakfast at IHOP as hangover food. They were so sweet I nearly threw up again.
>sirloin tips

>> No.11204051

>>11204031
adding a ton of sugar appeals to more people than adding spices. read old ketchup recipes and they basically had no sugar but a ton of spices like mace, nutmeg, clove, etc.

>> No.11204063

>>11204031
Because Americans need corn syrup in every dish at ever meal or they will melt.

>> No.11204069

>>11204063
Americans consume the most sugar but a lot of European countries and Mexico aren't far behind

>> No.11204094

>>11203945
based women for hugging him

>> No.11204102

>>11203958
Did she died?

>> No.11204112

Just gonna leave this here for you faggots
https://youtu.be/2-3vhxNUCuE

>> No.11204124

>>11204112
what the fuck did i just watch

>> No.11204135

>>11203945
>Emotional support from your coworker bros, they don't even mind getting wet.

Sometimes it's who you work with that makes the job.

>> No.11204152

>>11203945
did that faggot start crying?

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>>11203945
>Accidents, drops, and spills edition
so jack edition

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>> No.11204164

>>11204155
How? HOW does he screw everything up?

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>> No.11204176

>>11204168
I love how you can see his tiny brain trying to comprehend what's happening.

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>>11204171
>jack respawning at 9secs

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>>11204211
his lack of coordination fucking INFURIATES me

>> No.11204229

>>11203947
That's a big fish.

>> No.11204233

>>11204229
uuuu

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>> No.11204248

god I love jacking with my bros

>> No.11204253

>>11204234
That's actually a not that terrible recipe, good job for once tasty

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>> No.11204261

>>11203945
>is that enough purple drank white boi?

>> No.11204262

>>11203951
I came.

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>> No.11204279

>>11204168
I have never seen this man in any context beyond clips on this board.
Does he realy have a show like on PBS or is it youtube?
It is a comedy or is it serious?
Does he have down syndrome?
Do people actually like him or are you all just being hipster scum and liking him "ironically"?
I have no idea what's going on. Sometimes I try but like 5 seaconds into this shit my brain just rejects his existance and starts to shut down.

>> No.11204284

>>11204094
that woman was a real bro

>> No.11204286

>>11204135
>one girl comforts him
>other girl just acknowledges the accident
>black girl not taking her phone out, recording the accident while spouting "wurrld sturrrr!"

man, what place is this at? must be nice.

>> No.11204299

>>11204279
youtube but he signed up for a contest on the foodnetwork to get his own show(he didn't win surprise surprise)
he is serious
no
somepoeple actually like and some dont
noone likes him ironically faggot they just like watching him to laugh at him because they have a sense of humor unlike you
i was being nice to you until i read the second to last line
go fuck your self

>> No.11204302

>>11204279
He has a YouTube channel where he puts out "cooking" ""videos"". He's a giant fuck up. Everything he touches turns to shit. It's mind boggling that one person can be so terrible at everything; I'd be impressed if I weren't so angry at him.

>> No.11204303

>>11204112
Oh shit i was in that thread
What a bizzare sensation

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>> No.11204308

>>11203947
are they making fish foie gras?

>> No.11204316

>>11204160
this nigga too retarded to know what a 'max fill line' is for

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>>11204316
that cup isnt even for dipping corn dogs into
it probably would have been perfectly submerged if he did fill it to that line

>> No.11204330

>>11204155
>>11204190
>>11204211
>>11204245
>>11204307
>claims a stroke is affecting his arm
>he literally could never use his arms properly

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>> No.11204352

>>11204112
This is why I come here.

>> No.11204356

was he dropped on his head as a child? or did he have a lot of concussions from playing football or something? he has the worst coordination I've ever seen

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>>11203945
>tfw I can see that happen to me if I was him

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>>11204316
i thought you were talking about this
i didn't realize he does it all the time

>> No.11204367

>>11204229
4 u

>> No.11204382 [DELETED] 

>>11204069
/ck/ can't even make it to ten posts in a thread without this shit.

>> No.11204383

>>11204366
>he's cooking the fucking stick too
He eats the fucking stick, doesn't he?

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>be jack
>fuck up on video
>people laugh at you
>mean comments get posted
>disliked into oblivion
>get butthurt
>disable comments
on the other hand
>be chef john
>fuck up on video
>laugh at yourself
>turn video into life lesson
>everyones happy

>> No.11204393

>>11204382
Obsession is part of /ck/

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>>11204383
do you think corn dogs are fried then have the stick put in them

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>> No.11204403

>>11204112
lmao

>> No.11204404

>>11204394
i think they are dipped with the stick up and not submerged in a shallow pan?

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>> No.11204408

>>11204383
corn dogs are typically cooked with the stick on, anon. jack would probably eat it though.

>> No.11204409

>>11204404
that is a meaningful criticism?

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>> No.11204437

>>11204408
but you don't cook the stick mate. unless this is like some hickery stick and you're trying to give the corn dog a hickery or apple wood flavor also...wait a minute....hmmmm.

>> No.11204443

>>11204112
I'm too hungover for this shit.

>> No.11204448

>>11204437
Are euros really this stupid?

>> No.11204458

>>11204229
I don't know why, but Baneposting always make me crack up

>> No.11204459

>>11204448
> "if's deep fried,we'll eat with pride...even the stick!"

I bet you use pancake plates too.

>> No.11204465

>>11204459
>he thinks you eat the stick
>he thinks a stick is a plate
why are euros so stupid?

>> No.11204476

>>11204459
do you eat the stick that popsicles come with as well?

>> No.11204482

>>11204189
>Cutting the hand holding the knife
Impressive

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>>11204465
>>11204476
>they're really defending cooking sticks
lmao

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>>11204486
>he's this autistic about a stick getting fried
why are euros so stupid you guys?

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>webm thread
>literally entire thread after the OP is Jack

>> No.11204509

>>11204112
I had a goode laugh with this
The all-caps were the best

>> No.11204512

>>11204498
>STILL defending retardation
>He's going to hold a burning hot oily stick in his hand
>"but but I'd just wait for it to cool off"
>He eats cold corndogs
dude, just stop

>> No.11204518

>>11204512
>he doesn't understand that thin wood sticks don't retain heat
stay autistic, eurotrash

>> No.11204528

>>11203958
shit this made me sad. he just...left her. she fukd

>> No.11204529

>>11204259
What is this even supposed to be?

>> No.11204531

>>11204112
these are all theads from the last week no? damn all i do is make bread and come here. FUCK MY ONLY FRIEND IS YEAST

>> No.11204533

>>11204528
Very sad, but you try fighting the instinct to run away from a explosion of fire.

>> No.11204540

>>11204529
he took all the dry ingredients for chicken kung pow and mixed them into a paste as one step instead of using the cornstarch as a coating

>> No.11204547

>>11204303
Yeah me too. having my post read by a rapey voice emulator is weird

>> No.11204561

>>11204211
>that dick he makes at the end
are we sure he isnt just a method actor?

>> No.11204569

>>11204275
so its a fucking omelette?

>> No.11204574

>>11204112
good job, reddit is going to love this

>> No.11204596

>>11204569
A 40 minute omelette. That's how you know it's fancy.

>> No.11204603

>>11204401
why does he stick his tongue out like that when he eats food what the fuck it's the most disgusting thing i've ever seen

>> No.11204604

>>11204164
That and how does he keep doing it? He has over 1000 videos but his skills never improve and he has the dexterity of a toddler.

>> No.11204609

>>11204604
his skills improved moderately, he still sucks but he definitely got better

>> No.11204623

>>11204603
He's part snapper turtle.

>> No.11204640

>>11204604
because he doesn't cook in between videos; they eat out or tammy cooks. he literally only cooks when he's making a video. combine that with his terrible hand-eye coordination and laziness and you have a standard jack video.

>> No.11204781

>>11204512
>Wood is an excellent thermal conductor
European education.

>> No.11204820

>>11204366
>right into the cold oil
I ree every time.

>>11204512
>>11204486
>>11204459
>Europeans
I ree every time.

>> No.11204830

>>11203947
Absolute unit

>> No.11204834

>>11204574

>> No.11204840

>>11203947
why is this so funny

>> No.11204847

>>11204152
He hit his face hard on the counter

>> No.11204851

>>11204847
>surrounded by only women
>take a tumble
>start crying
hopefully it was a fag and not a real young man

>> No.11204852

>>11203951
The removal of the bones from the meat reminded me uncomfortably of a penis being extricated from a vagina. If I was the absolute monarch this video would be illegal.

>> No.11204854

>>11204102
She probably survived with horrific, permanently disfiguring burns

>> No.11204864

>>11204044
Large order of french fries + a salad of your choice. Grease and block of carbs for space filling / absorption / gut coating, then greens to push it through your intestines

>> No.11204865

>>11204443
It's Friday evening you savage

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>>11203945
Spills you say?

>> No.11204873

>>11204869
>i-i threw it back, I'm the wi-winner!
why would this make it to webm?

>> No.11204880

>>11204873
based mcdonalds gril

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>>11204873
Because it still makes for a funny video, even if it's not what they intended. Mistakes into miracles.

>> No.11204883

>>11204869
>Update
wtf?

Did the guy just hand him his phone for the app shit? or what happened? Did he know the guy and hate him or something?

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>>11204211

>> No.11204886

>>11204869
Why angry lady angry at credit card man?

>> No.11204895

>>11204886
I think he put a stupid loud horn on the car and honks it at people

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>>11204886
Black man honk loud horn at lady.
>when white people go through the drive through

>> No.11204902

>>11204886
He blew an airhorn in her face. One of those drive through pranks.

>> No.11204903

>>11204279
I find the bumbling man endearing and laugh at him in good fun

>> No.11204904

>>11204895
so he give credit card at lady and make car noise loud then she scare and throw drink at. i am understanding or no?

>> No.11204910

>>11204904
You done understanded yes

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>>11204896
fucking lost at the waving at the end.

>> No.11204914

>>11204902
I'd have todl him to fuck off too.

i wouldn't have thrown the drink because I wanna keep my job but i'd have told him to leave and threw his card back at him.

>> No.11204915

>>11204904
I betting this wasn't their first interaction with him and the staff are all fed up with his antics. play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

>> No.11204916

>>11204896
Why are they so bewildered and scared?

>> No.11204918

>>11203951
>Texas ribs
>pork
>not smoked
This is a disgrace

>> No.11204920

>>11204896
This is what you gotta do when you're a white guy buying chicken in the hood.

>> No.11204921

>>11203945
>all the women are excited they finally have a male coworker to do the heavily lifting
>turns out he's the least masculine of them all

He must have gotten bullied the entire time there. And I'm not talking sexy bullying that ends in gfd I'm talking hardcore depression inducing hostile workplace bullying.

>> No.11204924

>>11204916
Covered faces are not a nice sight in the hood

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>>11204916
Power Rangers normally beat up monsters and criminals.

>> No.11204932

>>11204896
How wet do you think they pussies was

>> No.11204951

>>11204574
I have a working hypothesis that no single post can get 10 consecutive positive responses without someone shitting on it

>> No.11204960

>>11204112
The voices are kinda(very) cringe but the thread is hilarious. It really is an exemplary snapshot of this board.

>> No.11204977

>>11203947
>bröther may i have a scööp

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>> No.11205026

>>11204883
sorry for the clickbait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrkaYC2B5C0

>> No.11205033

>>11203951
I dont ike onions

>> No.11205037

>>11204275
>Okay guys, who wants a slice of dry overcooked tasteless eggs? :)

>> No.11205045

>>11204896
She probably thought he was a voodoo man

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>>11204528
Bruh his face is literally on fire, you can see the flames he's trying to put out at the end with his shirt. Nigga had bigger concerns

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>>11205037

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>>11205037
Wait, this one is better.

>> No.11205070

>>11205060
only five slices and all of that cheese with one egg

poor proportions but looks good otherwise

>> No.11205073

>>11204847
Hopefully hit his wallet on a lawsuit. The angle he was reaching at? That should have never happened. That had to be, what, 4 gallons he was lifting? about 35 pounds? Reaching way over like that? That's on the restaurant.

>> No.11205076

>>11203958
Were these idiots never taught stop-drop-roll in elementary school?

>> No.11205081

>>11204155
>>11204160
>>11204168
>>11204171
Jack, the mouth breathing fart huffing retard.

>> No.11205082

>>11205073
if he were wearing slip-resistant shoes like the company recommended then there wouldn't have been a problem.

>> No.11205085

>>11204187
this reminds me of that infographic on making a fleshlight from common kitchen items.

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>>11205085

>> No.11205091

how can 1 person be so fucking stupid?

>> No.11205111

>>11204275
>double cooking the egg until it's dry and and block of foam
Please no

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>>11205033

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>>11204324
>>11204351
JFC, I don't think I've ever laughed harder at one this idiot's gifs

>> No.11205178

>>11204211
Am I the only one who thinks the first came looks like a side profile of a Ferengi?

>> No.11205183

>>11205091
I know, posting this thread over and over again.

>> No.11205186

>>11205142
fuck you faggot, onions are gay

>> No.11205187

>>11204189
>carefull

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Eggs?

>> No.11205189

>>11205178
>ferengi
Around here we just call them space jews

>> No.11205199

>>11204932
M O J A V E
O
J
A
V
E

>> No.11205205

>>11205188
nice of her to cook for her 5'10 boyfriend

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>> No.11205283

>>11205275
>spends tens of minutes carefully slicing pork
>artfully arranges pork into attractive mold
>steams it instead of deep frying it
wow, a mushy pork pyramid... how lame.

>> No.11205292

>>11205088
>prolapsed angus

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>>11205292
nice one

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>> No.11205320

>>11205283
>mushy pork pyramid
are we nicknaming our dicks or what

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>>11205292

>> No.11205339

>>11205310
>all the alcohol evaporated during cooking?
or
>barely any whisky added afterwards and the alcohol evaporated during canning?
I don't want to spend money to find out, to be honest with you

>> No.11205350

>>11205339
either way the flavor is still there.

>> No.11205357

>>11204529
general tsos

>> No.11205359

>>11204286
2008 [*]

>> No.11205367

>>11205339
>alcohol evaporated during canning
how?
when alcohol evaporates it doesn't magically disappear.

>> No.11205372

>>11205350
but who can even detect the delicate oaky notes in all that orange bitterness? it sounds like a product for the kinds of gullible people who buy beard wax.

>> No.11205391

>>11205372
you don't really need to pick up on the delicate aspects for the stronger flavors of the whiskey to show up

>> No.11205392

>>11205367
Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape. That heated air takes the volatile alcohol with it. Trust me, I've been disappointed with trying to make bourbon flavored jams before.

>> No.11205402

>>11205391
Sounds like you could just add a splash of liquid smoke and get the same effect then

>> No.11205405

>>11205392
now thats just not true.

>> No.11205409

>>11205402
definitely not the same flavors

>> No.11205410

>>11205405
How is it not true? Have you ever canned anything before?

>> No.11205411

>>11205392
>Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape
Trust me, I've been disappointed with trying to make bourbon flavored jams before
have you never put a straw in water put your finger on the top then pull the straw out and bourbon doesn't gets it flavor from the alcohol

>> No.11205420

>>11205411
>t. doesn't understand how to hermetically seal a jar

>> No.11205421

>>11204351
He literally says
>it came out beautiful
>it came out perfect
to THAT

>> No.11205433

>>11205410
no, but I am a chemist by education. The pressure of canning is going to help keep the alcohol in. Does depend on what alcohol used admittedly

you're not going to have all of the alcohol escape

>> No.11205455

>>11205392
>Anon, in order to create a vacuum inside the jar the air inside needs to escape
this is not how vacuums work

>> No.11205456

>>11204318
LITTERALLY RETARDED

>> No.11205477

>>11205433
But the jar is only screwed on finger tight, if it were screwed on fully then the jar would explode during the 10 minute boil it takes to seal them. I'm saying that since the jam is already hot and then the heated air inside the jar is pushed out during the boil, some of the volatile alcohol will escape. You're right, not all of it, I was being hyperbolic.

>> No.11205479

>>11205076
panic happens anon
your brain has a tendency not to work very well when you're on fire

>> No.11205486

>>11205076
>China
Hmmmmmmmm, really gets the noggins joggin

>> No.11205498

>>11204112
10/10 i can't breathe
i was in all those threads

>> No.11205509

>>11204171
God I cant find the video for this anyone know which one it is?

>> No.11205516

>>11205509
5 minute chef
he deleted it

>> No.11205519

>>11204112
my shitpost made the thumbnail
it wasn't even good

>> No.11205523

>>11205519
don't be so hard on yourself, anon.

>> No.11205542

>>11204896
the guy under the ranger costume is actually black

>> No.11205549

>>11205060
>the recipe simply omits the hardest part of all of this

>> No.11205556

>>11205549
but using a mandoline isn't hard, anon.

>> No.11205559
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>>11205556
Is it normal to be more scared of a mandolin than a regular knife?

>> No.11205567

>>11204069
Mexico is the biggest sugar consumer if you adjust for population

>> No.11205576
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>>11205567
>Mexico

>> No.11205581

>>11205559
yes. I'm scared every time I use one, but that means you treat the tool with respect and hopefully keep all your fingertips.

>> No.11205583
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>> No.11205591

>>11204187
>>11204189
>>11204190
>>11204211
>>11204240
>>11204245
Filename is making me cry with laughter

>> No.11205599

>>11203947
this makes me uncomfortable but I don't know why

>> No.11205604

>>11204830
get the FUCK OFF THIS WEBSITE FUCK HEAD

>> No.11205611

>>11204112
ayy I was in the dirty room guy thread

>> No.11205612

>>11204366
I kinda feel bad for the guy...he's either lacking or doesn't bother applying really basic planning and coordination skills
What jobs would be suitable for Ja/ck/?

>> No.11205617

>>11205612
Radio DJ

>> No.11205619

>>11205612
a supplier of superlative sauces

>> No.11205620

>>11204352
to watch youtube videos? nigger fuck you

>> No.11205640

>>11204932
wet af
t. they pussies

>> No.11205644

>>11205205
KeK. You fucking cunt made me laugh

>> No.11205646

>>11204299
>>11204302
LINK????? HELLO

>> No.11205656

>>11205576
Those are great for knocking up cute tourist chicks

>> No.11205666

>>11205305
Loved this music video.

>> No.11205696
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>> No.11205716

>>11205696
this makes me rage harder than any jack webm

>> No.11205718
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>>11205716

>> No.11205719

>>11205696
One word: OBNOXIOUS
I hope they die.

>> No.11205720
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>>11205719

>> No.11205721

>>11204318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh5ejrhi03I

>> No.11205724

>>11205718
>>11205720
Anon, please, my heart can't take it

>> No.11205726
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>>11205724

>> No.11205727

>>11205726
I want to stand on the throats of the people who produce this

>> No.11205729

>>11205617
he was a radio dj for 7 years
>be jack
>radio dj
>about to cough
>go to press cough botton
>presses echo botton
>caughs
>half of orange county has their eardums shatter

>> No.11205733

>>11204603
He eats pizza like he eats pussi

>> No.11205735
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>>11205727
I can make more of these. If you faggots keep making Jack posts.

>> No.11205736

>>11205733
he chews it?

>> No.11205740

>>11205275
fucking magical

>> No.11205759

>>11204253
are you retarded
Coconut oil for food is poisonious

>> No.11205760

>>11205736
no wonder why tammy always seems bothered

>> No.11205768

>>11205759
what?

>> No.11205775

>>11205768
Some """scientist""" recently published an article talking about coconut oil being terrible for your health and full of trans fats etc.

>> No.11205777
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>>11205720
>>11205719
>>11205696
>shrek i am glad we went on camping trip in RV
>me too donkey
>wait if your not driving then who is
>dont worry donkey i put it on cringe controll

>> No.11205784
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>>11205775
>"""scientist"""
Director of the Institute for Prevention and Tumor Epidemiology at the University of Freiburg and a professor at the Harvard TH Chan School of Public Health.

But I'm sure you know better.

>> No.11205789

>>11204925
Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

>> No.11205794

>>11204911
You did? It's not even remotely funny.

>> No.11205821

>>11205735
Bring chicky back, turbo cock is gay

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>>11204781
>me murrican, me smart
>thermal conductivity = thermal mass
my sides

>> No.11205844

>>11205646
http://goatse.cx/

>> No.11205850

>>11205789
I'm pretty sure that is a prison recipe since he's using snack foods and chip bags to make it.

>> No.11205917
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>>11204308
Not carp, but you can make something quite similar to foie gras out of monkfish liver.

>> No.11205983

>>11204869
Its a loud horn for those of you who don't know

>> No.11206006

>>11204187
>what is a powder funnel

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>>11204211
who is this motherfucker and how is he so shit?

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>>11205838
>>11204781
>non asians trying to talk about anything related to science
You americans and europeans need to stop, it's getting embarrassing.

>> No.11206030
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>>11206025
It's jack scalfani.

>> No.11206034

>>11205983
I'd give her a loud horn, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11206036
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>>11206030
oh shit nigger what are you making

>> No.11206044

please give me worst webm you have ck

>> No.11206064

>>11204603
Signature
"BIG BOY BITE"

>> No.11206067

>>11206036
>being this new

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>>11205066

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>>11205070

>> No.11206083

>>11206073
>filename
bad job gaynon

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>>11206073
one motherfucker did this in my town's egg sandwich stall. tried getting out and leaned to far forward and rippen through the eggs. he must've been flung a block before he landed in the designated shtting street. they still use the same stall but all the eggs are broken

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>>11205726

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>>11206067
correct i am pretty new to ck, enlighten me senpai

>> No.11206117

>>11206107
nobody tell him

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>>11205559

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>> No.11206154

>>11206036
The Worst, Most Disgusting Thing That Has Ever Disgraced Mankind On The Face Of The Earth

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>> No.11206178

>>11206148
>harvard "education"

>> No.11206182

>>11203947
Do you reckon you could train a fish like this? Like get it to come when called or swim in a circle on command

>> No.11206183

>>11203945
I hope to christ the poor boy is under 16.

>> No.11206185

>>11203945
It's bad enough the girl already came running up to him in complete panic for seeing him attempt to lift that shit. They already didn't have the highest expectations.
In his defense, his shoes slipped. Looked like he was doing ok before that happened.

>> No.11206188

>>11206185
>not wearing non-slip shoes in food service
his fault

>> No.11206194

>>11206188
Already thought about that, but it looks like they're all wearing the same shoes.
Not even non-slip shoes can protect against a rogue dab of mayo or whatever oily shit could've been on the floor there when lifting something heavy.

>> No.11206197

>>11204869
what a fucking bitch she deserve to be stabbed

>> No.11206215

>>11204531
>MY ONLY FRIEND IS YEAST
well, you've got billions of friends

>> No.11206228

>>11204916
afraid that lord zedd might be near

>> No.11206236

>>11206101
Is that Alton Brown?

>> No.11206239

>>11206121
Did he flick the pork out of the pork and beans?

>> No.11206241
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>>11206127
>5 seconds in
>cellphone is sitting in the foam meat tray

>> No.11206248

>>11206197
maybe you shouldn't try to prank w*geslaves while they're on the job

>> No.11206250

>>11205310
>Look it up
>It's mostly orange jam with a touch of whiskey
What a fucking scam.

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>>11205726
>>11205718
>>11205696
>>11205720
Death is too good for Marshmello.

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>>11206044
Pasta salad.

>> No.11206306

>>11205838
Animal tissue has a heat capacity of 3.5 J/g/K. Wood has a heat capacity of 1.7 J/g/K.
Skin has a density of 1,050 kg/m3.
Bamboo has a density of 500 kg/m3.
A 453.15 K bamboo skewer being held by a 310.15 K hand will heat the skin up locally until the temperature of skin and bamboo are in equilibrium. Assuming the heating effect of the corndog and the cooling effect of the surrounding tissue cancel eachother out, and assuming the volume of the skewer and the affected skin are equal.

m1*C1(ΔT)+m2*C2(ΔT)=0
1,050*3.5*(T-310.15)+500*1.7*(T-453.15)=0
3675*(T-310.15)+850*(T-453.15)=0
3675*T-1139801.25+850*T-385177.5=0
3675*T+850*T=1524978.75
4525*T=1524978.75
T=1524978.75/4525=337.01 K

At 337.01 K, or aproximately 65°C, a burn injury would take about 3 seconds to form. Switching hands within 3 seconds may give the skin time to cool, while the temperature of the skewer lowers continuously.

https://www.co.pierce.wa.us/documentcenter/view/3352

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>>11206287

>> No.11206321

>>11206306
check out this brainlet, kek

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>>11206259

>> No.11206335

>>11206287
What did she say at the end ? Can't really hear het

>> No.11206337

>>11206073
Huh?

>> No.11206345

>>11206084
Shit my sides

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>> No.11206355

>>11204896
The guy in the horn video is white

>> No.11206358

>>11205305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcXvqiho4w
noice

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>>11205735
you don't have the balls, pussy

>> No.11206384

>>11206306
Nice.

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>>11203945
>that hug

>> No.11206398

>>11205620
No, to watch NEETs sperg out like you.

>> No.11206409

>>11206118
Love me some fresh subcontinental palms in my gutter oil chips

>> No.11206410

>>11206396
Very platonic, didn't mean anything. If anything it's detrimental to the kids psyche, he's never going to start lifting because he thinks it's ok to be a loser.

>> No.11206463

>>11205292
Nice

>> No.11206481

>>11204112
i was in half those threads

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>>11206354
GOD, I want to try this SO BADLY
hnnnnng

>> No.11206531

>>11206354
You've never had pav bhaji before? Where do you live?

>> No.11206551

>>11206531
I assume that was intended for my post instead of the webm post. I live in Ohio. We have a bomb ass Indian place nearby but I have never seen pav bhaji on offer there.

>> No.11206558

>>11205088
what happens next?

>> No.11206567

>>11205073
Have you never worked in retail or food service before? Judging by his foot placement, lifting technique and other factors he was not doing this according to safety standards. Not only could he not sue (or try and lose horribly), but he probably got written up for not following company safety practices.

>> No.11206574

>>11204112
make more

>> No.11206580

>>11206558
You decide!

>> No.11206590

>>11205559
>>11205066
>>11204394
>>11204925
How dare you?

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>>11206358

>> No.11206599

>>11206197
Nah, she's cool. Nothing funnier than a prank backfiring like that.

>> No.11206834

>>11206182
Yeah. I trained a beta fish to sort of jump up when I put my finger above the tank

>> No.11206995

>>11206567
Bullshit. And yes, I've spent about 25 years in food service, 7 of which was fast food. The container he was reaching to pour into was about 2 feet away from the counter edge, elevated above counter height. Obviously one of those tea dispensers, which (even if the base was at counter height) would put the fill height at 2 1/2 feet above the counter, and 2 feet back. That's a slam dunk lawsuit.

Also, I haven't worked fast food since the 90's, but back then there was no requirement for non-slip shoes. A recommendation won't carry any weight if it ended up in front a judge. He would have to be breaking a specific job requirement that shifted the liability to him. If the shoes aren't specifically required, then the entire subject is moot.

>> No.11207459

>>11206156
thats chicken maryland, foo

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>> No.11207480

>>11206335
its creamy and its tangy

just like her pussy

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>>11206558
oh I think you know

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>>11207505
>The average canadian

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>>11207505
>The average brit

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>>11204925
>cutting an onion with a plastic knife
my sides

>> No.11207577

>>11206164
Tbh the guy walking in with two knives pointing out is the most retarded one there, way more than the wamin

>> No.11207607

>>11206995
>but back then there was no requirement for non-slip shoes

There most certainly was. You worked at a shit place or weren't paying attention to the training.

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>>11206354
>Rick Stein
>Indian cooking but no street shitting tier
>well produced

Why is Rick Stein so comfy lads? Pure comfy cooking kino

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x11sc8x

Pav Bhaji is at 19:25 with some Pajeet chick who actually looks alright from behind in her mom jeans

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>>11207703
If I had one wish it would be to remove the entire Indian subcontinent from existence.

>> No.11207814

>>11207475
>>11207479
>aero knife
looks like a cheese knife to me.

>> No.11207953

No Mark Wiens?

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