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>>11216818
based and eggpilled

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>>11216828
they call it the trump

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>>11216851
Why are people obsessed with chinks grinding their faces into soft breads?

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>>11216900
whoops, wrong webm

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>>11216900
because everything goes well with rice

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>> No.11216927

>>11216883
I don't understand

>> No.11216939

>>11216828
finally all those farm labourers can have a rest

>> No.11216956

>>11216909
What was that?

>> No.11216961

>>11216866
>she sees the recorder on her tits
>shows off her tits
Oh god my dick

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>> No.11217012

>>11216795
This is that one Japanese youtuber that eats like 50 hamburgers in one sitting right? where does all that food go? How isn't she a fat landwhale by now or have some health problems?

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>>11217012
she takes big stinky shits

>> No.11217082

>>11216890
is this that socialist latina waitress running in politics?

>> No.11217087

>>11216956
cotton candy or something similar

>> No.11217249

>>11216939
>finally the spics can go back

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>> No.11217267

EGG! HOW?

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>> No.11217278

>>11216795
Is this the girl who eats octopuses alive?

>> No.11217281

>>11216811
subhumans

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>> No.11217287

>>11217278
>octopuses

>> No.11217292

>>11216828
>>11217249
>>11216939
tree shakers have been around since the 60's at least
you still need to hire illegals to pick through the fruit to get the dead squirrels/birds and shit out
and that tarp POS wouldn't last one season

>> No.11217294

>>11217260
>flour tortillas
>tacos
will gringos ever learn

>> No.11217297

>>11217271
Disgusting, but good trick with the mixing.

>> No.11217302

>>11217297
they probably learned it from alton brown

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>> No.11217498

>>11217082

There's way too much food in that webm to have it embrace socialism like that crazy horse faced chick from NY

>> No.11217522

>>11217466
jesus christ kek
I forgot about this

>> No.11217529

>>11216813
Turns the camera away when she's doing the important roll and fold, what the fuck. Here's your (you).

>> No.11217537

>>11216818
My liege.

>> No.11217539

>>11217287
octopussy

>> No.11217552

>>11217431
Coconut would be impressive.

>> No.11217566

>>11216956
Trash pandas are known for washing their food, it was cotton candy as the other anon said

>> No.11217677

>>11216899
cute

>> No.11217999

>>11216795
I would let yuka-chan clean her asshole on my tongue after she shits this out

>> No.11218004

>>11216811
>*giggles*
>it wants to live! ha ha ha

>> No.11218011

>>11217281
>passes by worm frittata, woman eating chips off the street, and butterlog steak to bitch about a live octopus
Your bias is showing.

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>>11216866
From the thumb nail I was generally interested how they got the horses to lay on it's back and stay still.
Watching it I can say disappointment would be an understatement.

>> No.11218188

>>11217431
god I wish that was me, and my brains splattering on the ground

>> No.11218193

>>11217278
I love of Octopus so much that I make an octopi for the whole week. I repeat this all year apart from Christmas week .

>> No.11218206

>>11217012
iirc she has problems digesting food and needs to eat more than average to not starve

>> No.11218213

>>11218188
That can be arranged.

>> No.11218243

>>11218176
KEK

>> No.11218290

>>11218176
what did he mean by this

>> No.11218301

>>11218290
When you see it.

>> No.11218315

>>11218011
I still am not seeing worm frittata. Chips off the ground is gross but shes obviously wasted so it's a pass, butterlog steak is just meme cooking but not really gross, eating a live octopus is not only gross but also subhuman

>> No.11218340

>>11216818
But how does egg

>> No.11218343

>>11216818
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

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>>11216851
I missed our queen.

>> No.11218374

>>11218370
How long do you think it took for that Muslim behind her to rape her?

>> No.11218398

>>11218374
Hopefully he beheaded her afterward.
This face smash shit is dumb.

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>>11218301
I think I've seen that thumbnail so many times that I can't see anything other than what it actually is.

>> No.11218448

>>11218444
Checked.
Imagine a horse on it's back in the thumbnail when you look at it.

>> No.11218470

>>11218370
I was into this chick until she dyed her hair
1/10 fuck chinks

>> No.11218492

>>11217012
just wait for someone to post the xray pic. she went on a variety show once and they took before/after eating 50 burgers pictures of her with an xray and catscan.
she has whatever the condition is called where her body doesnt really digest the food she eats so she basically shits 90% of it back out undigested.

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>>11218498
>not seasoning your stupid fucking egg unitasker with nonstick spray

>> No.11218508

>>11216818
Egg?

>> No.11218523

>>11217000
abuse

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>> No.11218549

>>11218343
You sound like you're going through trying times, friend. May I offer your an egg?

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>> No.11218602

>>11218498
>prolapsed eggnus

>> No.11218622

>>11216795
I bet her brapps are elder god-tier

>> No.11218680

>>11218374
Teh mudslime didn rape her cause Obamas chemicals made him gey

>> No.11218692

>>11217283
>open mouth really wide
>take tiny bite for babies
I know the purpose, but I dislike the pretense.

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>>11216818
?!

>> No.11218761

>>11217466
gonna need source brah

>> No.11218831

>>11217566
>trash pandas
fuck I know whats that from but I can't believe I laffed

>> No.11218844

>>11216795
>kinoshita yuka will never deficate on your chest
I want to die

>> No.11218846

>>11218343
Someone call this nigga carbonara cause all I see is pasta and eggs

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>>11216857
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>> No.11218877

>>11218505
That shit is advertized to be non-stick.
Yeah, it works if you say, spray oil. But if you just follow the manual it's crap.

>> No.11218879

>>11216818
How does he egg without break dancing?

>> No.11218881

>>11218343
Take your meds, anon.

>> No.11218937

>>11216913
The goose is loose

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>>11217012
>>11218492

Imagine the size of a 50 chewed up burger dump. That's got to completely fill the bowl.

>> No.11219120

>>11218846
Where are the eggs.

>> No.11219200

>>11216795
i will pay money to see her poop

>> No.11219252

>>11216961
asian women know their place.

none of this feminism BS that we have here in the states exists over there..

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>>11219342
Fat people shouldn't leave the house. Fucking gross.

>> No.11219730

>>11219342
Imagine the cuts between dance moves they had to take because the fatty couldn't breathe.

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>> No.11219794

>>11216795
YUKA A SHIT KEEMI IS BEST MUKBANG WAIFU

>> No.11219929

>>11218985
this morning before my boyfriend left i sucked his dick. i looked a little to the right and saw myself in the mirror sucking his dick and this gave me a boner so i started stroking myself whilst sucking the dick
but this webm is still the gayest thing i have seen all day

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>> No.11220008

>>11216795
if anybody would like, I can create some NEW Ja/ck/ webms if you post the link and timeframe that you want.

Will deliever them tomorrow

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>>11220000
>old white women were a mistake
good job on the digits tho
but i can do better

>> No.11220046

>>11220000
Godammit SHOOT SOME FUCKING B-ROLL YOU FECKLESS MUCUS JUGS

>> No.11220049

>>11220000
Nice digits
Horrible pizza

>> No.11220056

>>11220044
Sorry, Four of a Kind beats Two Pair.

>> No.11220060

>>11217012
She takes monster dumps

>> No.11220067

>>11220056
>Two Pair
Check'em again. It's four pair

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>> No.11220108

>>11220067
you lose.
spectacularly
kill yourself

>> No.11220115

>>11220000
>Finally, the ideal pizza for women.
>A pizzeria expecting mothers can trust.
>A place that caters to our needs.
http://americanpregnancy.org/

>> No.11220170

>>11220000
was this filmed by the crew from every buster keaton movie ever

>> No.11220201

>>11220170
why do you say that?

>> No.11220243

>>11219342
Jesus fucking christ what is this cringe

>> No.11220278

>>11220000
fucking kill me

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>>11220284
nigger this might as well have been a fucking picture

>> No.11220411

>>11220291
>teeth of saw snag on watch
>tears of wiping hand

>> No.11220417

>>11220291
>5 people lose an appendage in the meat processing industry every week
enjoy your meats

>> No.11220429

>>11220417
>thinking i give a fuck about mexican appendages
ill enjoy it even more now

>> No.11220435

>>11220417
>5 people lose an appendage in the meat processing industry every week
Jesus christ, why do they let the five of them keep coming back?

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>> No.11220633

>>11220435
Fucking affirmative action, I swear...

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>> No.11220675

>>11220658
me an the lads

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>> No.11220707

>>11216802
good piggo

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>>11220694
this made me too mad..

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OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>> No.11220810

>>11220044
>good job on the digits tho
>but i can do better
NICE.

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>> No.11220834

>>11216802
my pigga

>> No.11220848

>>11219342
What the fuck is this?
Trans faggot, a niggress, and a grandma, corrupting the youth. Fucking hell.

>> No.11220855

>>11220201
He's talking about how it's so sped up.

>> No.11220866

>>11216843
By the god Oscar Meyer
My wiener is now diamonds.

>> No.11220873

>>11216818
how does he get out? serious question

>> No.11220879

>>11220411
I was expecting that the whole time, most tense I've felt in weeks.

>>11220429
That a shitskin, not a spic, you fucking nigger.

>> No.11220887

Post the one cheese whipped cream cake thing that Jack made, I need it.

>> No.11220892

>>11220515
This is dumb. Why the fuck would I store my instant coffee in the closet?

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>>11220887

>> No.11220902

>>11220895
Fucking hell, how does he live.

>> No.11220903

>>11220902
He just had a bunch of strokes, God final caught up with him

>> No.11220905

>>11220903
Oh shit seriously? The 10 time salmonella survivor is finally crawling to his grave?

>> No.11220906

>>11220694
Coasties BTFO

>> No.11220932

>>11218505
Aren't you supposed to press the sides to let it out?

>> No.11220944

>>11220879
his aeropastel shirt disagrees

>> No.11220952

>>11220873
pipes under the stand

>> No.11220953

>>11220944
Where do you think that brand is made?

>> No.11220971

>>11216818
Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.

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>>11220971

>> No.11221015

>>11220986
More like this.

>> No.11221020

>>11221015
What specifically appealed to you?

>> No.11221025

>>11221020
it was shaped like an uncut penis

>> No.11221027

>>11220000
pizza looks shit and probably tastes like shit as well
however putting duck (perfectly beijing kaoya) and hoisin sauce on a pizza, bake it and then add fresh cucumber is not so bad

>> No.11221039

>>11221020
I like all of the recipe webms.

>>11221025
>Implying there's anything wrong with uncut dick
Man, that baking scene really bothered you, didn't it, Rabbi?

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>>11221025
This post is NOT kosher

>> No.11221049

>>11220435
lel

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>> No.11221060

>>11220953
United States, Puerto Rico, Middle East, Asia, Europe, and Latin America according to google
id say that list is too broad to make your point, wanna try again?

>> No.11221073

>>11221060
I said where it's made, not sold, you fucking idiot.
https://www.bing.com/search?q=Aéropostale+clothing+factory+india

>> No.11221082

>>11220971
>Anons, help me out. After watching this webm for a couple loops, it appears as though the guy's stand doesn't have an exit on the sides or in back. Let's say he wanted to take a walking break off work or leave for the day. He must have to crawl out the front. He doesn't look very nimble, and he has to lumber over his cooking station and dozens and dozens of eggs in the process. How does he accomplish this task without doing things like bumping the a carton off the shelf, mushing his feet, hands, or other parts of his limbs into the eggs, breaking them? Does he take all the cartons off and pile them inside his stand, one by one, THEN crawl out the front? That seems unlikely, he can't physically reach all the way over to grab the furthest carton in the stand. Does he have a step-stool? Is he deceptively fit, and can actually make one quick jump over everything, like the quick brown fox over a lazy dog? That would be especially impressive since there doesn't appear to be any room to get a running start, and he would be vaulting over his hot workstation. Maybe that's part of his routine. I imagine him performing this stunt with the same jaded expression he has in the rest of the video. Jumping over everything for the thousandth time. He could have been jumping over everything for years. Maybe he jumps and uses his arms to push himself up and over everything? It could turn out disastrously, his foot might graze one carton and that could easily send the whole wall of eggs crashing down, in a single cascade. In order to protect his bottom line, there must be some way he can leave the stand without breaking all the eggs. Maybe he buys little enough he has cooked everything by the end of the day, and can exit the hut as ungracefully as necessary. With only a minute and seven seconds of content, it's difficult to infer exactly what his exiting process would be. I think this question of our time deserves a full investigative report from a credible source.
what!

>> No.11221087
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11221087

>>11221082
it's a meme you dip

>> No.11221089

>>11220905
keto will save him

>> No.11221090

>>11221051
How does this taste, compared to Sonic's fresh lemonade?

>> No.11221094

>>11221089
>keto will save him

He genuinely believes this, doesn't he

>> No.11221100

>>11221073
https://prezi.com/ahhbdqyrisbi/should-we-keep-buying-aeropostale-clothing/
>The majority of their production factories are in Asia and Central America. Aeropostale also has factories in Sri Lanka and Vietnam
im gonna go ahead and make the same exact fucking point again

>> No.11221105

>>11221100
>Asia
>Not India
You're a special type of stupid, aren't you.

>> No.11221127
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>>11216851
but why

>> No.11221135

>>11221105
again , i said that too broad of an area for youre point to have validity, youre literally saying "well they make them in india so he must be indian" that like saying your chinese just because half of the appliances in your home are made there

>> No.11221145
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>> No.11221153

>>11217283
I can get behind the droplets, but the fucking crumbles triggers my autism CLEAN YOURSELF WOMAN FOR FUCK SAKE

>> No.11221154
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>> No.11221160

>>11216883
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.11221163
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11221163

>>11221160
>Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts?

Would it?

>> No.11221209

>>11221135
His FACE looks like an Indian you blind fuck.

>> No.11221227

>>11216818
Huh? Does he Huh? out without Huh?ing all the Huh?s?

>> No.11221230

>>11221209
gonna have to give a hard pass on that one bud

>> No.11221232
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11221232

>>11218370

>> No.11221242
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11221242

>>11220000
>This pizza is covered with PICKLES

>> No.11221243
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>> No.11221312

>>11220044
Disgustingly good timing

>> No.11221342

>>11216802
w h o l e s o m e

>> No.11221361
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>>11217082

>> No.11221362
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>> No.11221372
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>>11220044

>> No.11221382

>>11220658
Is this vegan?

>> No.11221383

>>11221362
>YELLOW CAKE
When do we invade?

>> No.11221417

>>11221163
is there any intrinsic difference between ghee and regular oil?

>> No.11221427

>>11221417
Ghee is melted butter, oil is extracted from plants

>> No.11221429

>>11216805
what the fuc is this shit

>> No.11221445
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11221445

>>11216818
HOW?

>> No.11221447

>>11221362
oh god I shouldnt have watched this

im so fucking hungry now

>> No.11221457
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>> No.11221482

>>11220971

You don't seem to understand. He's not locked in there with the eggs. They're locked in there with him

>> No.11221495
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11221495

>>11221482
Mmmphh. No.

>> No.11221518

>>11218011
>the asian bugman thinks having empathy is bad
Kill yourself, subhuman scum.

>> No.11221540

>>11221457
>mayo
>sriacha
>lime juice
the only way that sauce could get more white yuppie is if it had avocado

>> No.11221576
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11221576

>>11221540
I don't see the problem. Sriracha mayo is good shit. Also, yuppies only existed in the 80s. I think you meant to call them hippies.

>> No.11221594

>>11221495
is this loss?

>> No.11222052

>>11221230
Not the guy you've been jacking off forever but he's def Indian and you're def a retarded faggot

>> No.11222065

>>11222052
Thanks bro.

>> No.11222121

>>11218492

her toilet has seen things

>> No.11222122

>>11220658
never fucking ever

>> No.11222134

>>11221094
>goes keto
>proceeds to eat pure lard

>> No.11222137

>>11216805
Worms?

>> No.11222152

>>11222137
Yeah. At first I thought it was VN, but I never say anyone eating bugs there. Probably Cambodia, they're super poor over there. I think some rural Thais eat bugs too.

>> No.11222173

>>11221362
I didn't read the first ingredient and thought they put cake in fucking bbq sauce

>> No.11222394
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11222394

>>11220000
all these years i thought it was a joke
....but they actually put ranch dressing on their pizzas

seeing is believing

>> No.11222409

>>11216802
thats some pig!

>> No.11222438

>>11220000
Why is insider so fucking awful

>> No.11222443

>>11220243
>>11220848
https://youtu.be/V36c809pVLA

Show is actually fucking hilarious.

>> No.11222471

>>11216818
>he moves the pot back onto the burner when he's done
the pot is like a lid turned upside down to hold more eggs?
like what's going on there

>> No.11222487

>>11222438
They ran out of ideas for legitimate videos long ago, so they go to the "quirkiest" places they can find.

>> No.11222491

>>11222487
Places like
>WHAT IF WE PUT CHEWING GUM ON PIZZA
or
>WHAT IF WE PUT COINS ON PIZZA
or
>WHAT IF WE PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

>> No.11222505

>>11216795
imagine how massive her poops are!

>> No.11222524

>>11220658
I feel like I would probably puke, but I still really want to try it

>> No.11222525

>>11222487
>>11222491
I saw one that was just a restaurant that only served pbnj , this shit is so stupid

>> No.11222546

>>11220986

Why would you destroy an amazing amount of meat like that? It was perfect the way it was, why the fuck would you slather it in sugar sauce???

>> No.11222550

>>11222546
What do you think BBQ sauce is?

>> No.11222577

>>11221041
:D

>> No.11222603

>>11220435
kek

>> No.11222712

>>11220291
This is why went to college. To avoid any physical labor that could threaten my health

>> No.11222746

>>11216818
I JIST GOTTA KNOW WHAT HAPPEN NETX???????

>> No.11222822

>>11221145
Jesus Christ Jamie, it's just a grilled cheese

>> No.11222833

>>11217260
>look at all that juice

>> No.11222837

>>11216805

Why was I expecting napalm?

>> No.11222865

>>11216854
Looks disgusting

>> No.11222924

>>11216813
What the fuck is with that cut at the end there

>> No.11222980

>>11221154

thats actually a rhombus

>> No.11223493

>>11222980
you're a rhombus

>> No.11223531

>>11216818
Eggsplain how he leaves though.

>> No.11223537

>>11221362
goodness gracious, thats a cake

>> No.11223565

>>11221145
Americans are fucking disgusting.

>> No.11223714

>>11222137
>>11222152
That's Tylorrhynchus heterochaetus, a delicacy in Vietnam. It has relative with leeches, so you should cook it with mandarin peel or fermented it.

>> No.11223728
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>>11223531
>Eggsplain
>eggs

>> No.11223785

>>11222550
Unnecessary at the best of times. It only gives a sad facsimile of what actual barbecuing adds in terms of flavor.

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11223791

>>11221041

>> No.11223960

>>11218370
playing with a bread is absolutly haram

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>> No.11224060

>>11221232
kek'd pretty hard

>> No.11224458

>>11221427
It's clarified butter, you can just melt butter, and take out all the milky part that floats. It is what burns in butter, the clarified butter cannot burn.
>>11221417
So yeah, clarified butter is basically like oil : it's only the fat from the butter. But the taste is different

>> No.11224501

>>11219252
>asian women know their place.
the case of wendi deng proves you wrong

>> No.11224526

>>11221417
Taste. It's like asking, is there any difference between canola oil and olive oil?

>> No.11224544

>>11216818
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11224613

>>11216818
Im surprised this shitty meme is still going strong after all these months

>> No.11224637

>>11216883
I've followed this girl on instagram for years.

>> No.11224698

>>11223989
this is not food but I am still happy

>> No.11224850

>>11220791
They're actors

>> No.11224865

>>11224544
based filename poster

>> No.11224868

requesting the webm of the gay fries sandwich, or gay couple fries sandwich

>> No.11224908

>>11220873
He can't get out until the eggs are gone, but the eggs keep coming. He's like that Greek guy with the stone.

>> No.11224937

>>11222833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ucKnDsBrM

>> No.11224941

>>11223785
You've never had good BBQ sauce.

>> No.11224976
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11224976

>>11216818

>> No.11224999

>>11224544
newshit

>> No.11225043

>>11221041
It's already tough enough as-is to stop people from eating their gelt right away, and now you want to impose that same problem onto the dreidels?! What kinda nudnik came up with this fakakta schlock?

>> No.11225107

>>11220815
What is the big red thing he pulls out of a jar?

>> No.11225114

>>11221145
jammi oliver destroying american quicne in one wedbm lol

>> No.11225119

>>11221383
They got aluminum tubes!

>> No.11225154

>>11218176
I really don't get it

>> No.11225255

>>11220291
Why are pajeets always wearing jewellery when handling food?

>> No.11225290

>>11225255
HE'S MEXICAN! LOOK AT HIS SHIRT!

>> No.11225294

>>11225154
It looks like she's jacking off a horse.

>> No.11225374

>>11216818
un fucking believable how many replies this gets, even after probably hundreds of webm threads

ain't even mad, just in awe

>> No.11225400

>>11225374
And you gave it another.

>> No.11225413

>>11225374
That's the joke, faggot.

>> No.11225433

>>11216857
Test

>> No.11225463

>>11217466
I don't get it.

>> No.11225473

>>11221051
Do you think you could lower the video quality even more?

>> No.11225484
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>> No.11225491

>>11225484
This guy said nice words to me when my cat died years ago.

>> No.11225514

>>11225107
Looks like a roasted, peeled, and jarred red pepper. Probably doesn't add much.

>> No.11225520

>>11225514
But why?

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11225527

>>11216818

>> No.11225603

>>11225527
Lmaooo xd YEEEEEET

>> No.11225669

>>11221429

Gagh - it's a Klingon delicacy. Best eaten live.

>> No.11225724

>>11216830
this was on the long island railroad. I see this shit frequently. Fucking gross.

>> No.11225729

>>11218206
>>11218492

That's actually kind of sad.

>> No.11225733

>>11216830
She's drunk/on drugs almost 100% certain

>> No.11225742

>>11217012
She's a magician. It's a trick.
>>11218492
They are in on the trick.

>> No.11225748

>>11216939
It literally says it's only for smaller drupes like olives or cherries, or tree nuts like almonds.

>> No.11225761

>>11218602
fucking kek

>> No.11225765

>>11220000

I haven't even looked at any of the responses to this, but I KNOW someone is raging.

>> No.11225779

>>11220044
Based Ja/ck/

>> No.11225782

>>11221145
tosser

>> No.11225815

>>11221145
lol how pretentious can you get

>> No.11225828

>>11225043

Shut up and ess your verkakte dreidel, Shmuel.

>> No.11225896

>>11217292
>blah blah old tech blah blah
The entire reason they aren't ubiquitous is because illegals are cheaper. Full stop.
Were the flow of illegals stemmed these machines would explode in popularity overnight. As it is right now even the most modern machines that can pick things as delicate as strawberries are undercut by illegal labor prices.

>> No.11225897

>>11216836
POWERFUL

>> No.11225908

>>11216830

Clearly this is NOT the worst thing she's put in her mouth.

>> No.11225912

>>11216836
Based and red pilled

>> No.11225920

>>11216843
I never found women eating bananas very sexy. I know it's supposed to symbolize a BJ, but it doesn't really work for me.

>> No.11226142

>>11220658
Haha those poor things are absolutely shitfaced by the time they're put in the sauce.

>> No.11226398

>>11221576
no, they still exist. you would likely mistake them for hipsters. i see them every goddamn day at work.

>> No.11226436

>>11220000
MORTY! I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PIZZA, MORTY!

>> No.11226439

>>11225484
what is the deal with this guy?

>> No.11226444

>>11218492
That must suck to be honest. I can't imagine myself having to live everyday being hungry as shit unless I stuff myself with 10 people's worth of food, I wouldn't be able to afford anything else but food and bills.

>> No.11226448

>>11220694
>you know what would make this corn really good?
>cheese and bread
Bring back compulsory sterilization so this degeneracy doesn't get passed on.

>> No.11226454
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>> No.11226456

>>11226439
he's seen some shit

>> No.11226461

>>11225920
This anon is gay if that matters

>> No.11226466

>>11218176
Top kek

>> No.11226475

>>11219120
How is the eggs?

>> No.11226500

>>11220291
I don't think I would have the balls to handle it as smoothly as that

>> No.11226512

>>11225484
The way his hands shake makes me worried for him. He's old, his wife is probably dead which is why he is always shown cooking for himself. Every bite kills him a little bit more when it should provide him the sustenance to keep going. I hope he at least dies without regrets.

>> No.11226560

>>11226439
>>11226512
He's a retired actor, never married, he just has a dry sense of humor and likes to entertain people with his videos.

How to Eat a Watermelon is just about the best thing on YouTube.

>> No.11226600

Where did alc thread go?

>> No.11226612

>>11222122
This is future space food, better start liking it.

>> No.11226640

>>11226612
no
if this shit is the only meat then im going vegetarian.

that or committing sudoku

>> No.11226666

>>11226560
So he was just acting in that webm? That webm hits a little too close to home for me to laugh.

>> No.11226673

>>11226666
Didn't realize spoilers didn't work on this board. My bad.

>> No.11226879

>>11224613
I'm thinking the faggot is replying to himself. I mean he has all the time in the world seeing as it's the same stupid shit everytime.

>> No.11226911

>>11221051
>he burnt my shake

>> No.11227218

>>11216902
I feel for Kay. She seems so sweet but it's like every last little thing she does is wrong.

>> No.11227351

>>11226911
:^)

>> No.11227385

>>11224941
There's no such thing as good barbecue sauce.
I'd rather marinade the meat and let it come slowly to a nice char for natural caramelization.

>> No.11227528

>>11220000
reminds me of a summer camp i attended as a kid, we had pizza for dinner and one of the kids didn't eat meat so they made her a pizza with cucumbers, carrots, cale, pickles and whatever greens were usually offered as a side dish

>> No.11227815

>>11221060
can I request some gutter oil webms?

>> No.11227836

>>11216828
God, I love olive trees. Such a beautiful color.

>> No.11227969

>>11216805
wtf, why

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