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Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:01:17 2018 No.11224475 [Reply] [Original]

Have you had your Bacon King this week, /ck/? You are a Chad, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:06:01 2018 No.11224496 hells to the yeah i did

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:09:00 2018 No.11224510 For me it's the Sourdough King

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:12:09 2018 No.11224520 >>11224475 Whenever I go to BK, I get a bacon king, and swap the fries for onion rings. Put the onion rings, some BBQ, and some zesty sauce on the burger. It's pretty good.

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:18:11 2018 No.11224541

Why are chads considered attractive by virtually everyone, man woman and child? It can't be purely sexual. Considering that we're pack animals, much like in a wolf pack, owing to its size, the physically largest animal leads the pack because it is of most value to the pack. It does the most work hunting for food, benefitting the whole pack. It is only in the self-interest of the rest of the pack to show the leader automatic deference. Evolution is amazing. And kinda fucked up at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:40:00 2018 No.11224630 >>11224541 I don't find them attractive at all and I've turned a couple down. I'm marrying the biggest fucking looking nerd in the damn world.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:45:25 2018 No.11224646 >>11224630 LONDON

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:45:28 2018 No.11224647

>>11224630
That's a sweet response but the guy you replied to was posing a rhetorical question. Buying into "Chad" is nothing more than an attempt to remove personal responsibility for the outcome lives. If "Chad" automatically gets all the things they want, not only can their ignore their fitness, looks, and social skills, they can play the victim at the same time.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:46:56 2018 No.11224654 >>11224541 A lot of women aren't attracted to chads

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 16:48:31 2018 No.11224663 >>11224520 Bbqs sauce is a great addition to a whopper

Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:20:05 2018 No.11224964

>>11224541
>Why are chads considered attractive by virtually everyone
They're not. In the 1800's, sure, the tough guy who could catch native american arrows in his hand and plough 40 acres with a mule in 8 hours, was sought after by the helpless female. However, nowadays we exist in a megatech world where the analytic, autistic nerd garners the big money while muscular Chad digs ditches. Females follow the money, and the little nerd pulling $300,000/year as a mid level software developer is gonna sow his seed long before Chad, the muscular sewer line digger, earning $60,000. Chad's are just a distraction for bored divorcees and 20 somethings feeling their oats. Evolution is favoring the wimpy ass tech savvy nerd, get used to it!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 18:22:19 2018 No.11224977 >>11224541 That's a really exhaustive way to ask "am I gay?" And the answer is, yes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:25:26 2018 No.11225487 >>11224654 A lot of women have dicks

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:33:26 2018 No.11225507 Why do redditors pretend that bacon is good?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:36:10 2018 No.11225516 >>11225507 It is good Muhammad, just not on a burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 19 20:37:43 2018 No.11225525 >>11224520 That's a rodeo burger

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 03:58:29 2018 No.11227019 >>11224630 If as a woman, you really genuinely are not even slightly turned on by the sight of a handsome chad, you would be what is called an "outlier". Which is a euphemism for "lesbian"

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 04:13:13 2018 No.11227056 File: 45 KB, 500x332, danlewis.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11224475 >implying these faggots are chads Such normies that work a typical 9-5. Weak hair aesthetic and eat fucking boogers king.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 04:16:41 2018 No.11227062 File: 111 KB, 640x623, le.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11224475 >bacon

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 04:25:55 2018 No.11227072 >>11227062 Pork belly is the answer.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 04:27:20 2018 No.11227076 >>11224475 i used to be a BK boy but now i can't turn down mcdonalds 1 dollar sandwich deal and free fry friday

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 11:03:35 2018 No.11227981 >>11225525 Yeah, I know. And they stopped selling it, so you gotta make it yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 13:47:23 2018 No.11228573 >>11227056 >implying you must be a captain of industry to be a chad chaddism is mainly an aesthetic

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 13:54:05 2018 No.11228601 File: 140 KB, 400x300, this really rustles my DESUs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11227062 >not allowed to like something because Epic Meal Time way overdid it and thus any usage of bacon is tacitly endorsing reddit

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 14:01:26 2018 No.11228629 >>11225525 you mean a rodeo bacon king™

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 14:21:37 2018 No.11228720 >>11224541 Why is 4chan incapable of googling human behavioral patterns? This is patently false.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 16:21:29 2018 No.11229208 >>11227981 They don't list it on the menu, but if you ask for it, at any Burger King I've been to anyway, they'll make it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 17:52:11 2018 No.11229566 >>11227019 Well I'm bisexual, does that count?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 17:56:58 2018 No.11229580 >>11224630 >I have deep seated self esteem issues :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 17:59:46 2018 No.11229594 >>11229580 No I don't. I love my fiance more than anything in the world and Chad's are boring dickheads with personalities of fruit flies. What's attractive about that?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 18:14:59 2018 No.11229659 >>11229594 >what's attractive about being fit good locking successful and confident >I'm much happier with a social failure so sad i cry every tiem

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 18:16:24 2018 No.11229663 File: 55 KB, 640x640, 1469045128632.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11229659

Anonymous Thu Sep 20 18:57:21 2018 No.11229826

>>11229659
>wimpy fuck (with reasonable sized cock, ofc) pulling down $300,000/year in software development and appreciates me as unique, equal partner vs. manipulative, self-centered, abusive Chad septic tank pumper with muscles and a $40,000/year income
Hmm, such a difficult choice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 18:58:31 2018 No.11229828 >>11229826 poorfags arent chad

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:05:07 2018 No.11229846 >>11229826 The point isn't that you should never turn down a chad the point is that if you're attractive enough to get chad attention you can and should do better than "biggest fucking looking nerd in the damn world".

Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:17:18 2018 No.11229889
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>>11229846
>Wahhh why do all women want Chad's and not me! Fuck women dumb whores!
>talks to woman who doesn't like Chad's
>LMAO ENJOY YOUR WIMPY LITTLE BETA KEK, DUMB BITCH
You people are literal retards. You do this shit to yourselves.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:19:04 2018 No.11229899 >>11229889 >>Wahhh why do all women want Chad's and not me! Fuck women dumb whores! Who are you quoting? It sure as hell isn't me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:20:11 2018 No.11229903 >>11229899 You know it to be true. Deep down you're a sad, lonely and broken man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:23:40 2018 No.11229916 >>11224510 meme

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:23:55 2018 No.11229918 >>11229903 Nope!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 20 19:48:24 2018 No.11229997 File: 44 KB, 480x591, nice5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11229903 nice bait, really an excellent job if you are real then you're also retarded lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 00:29:05 2018 No.11231029 >>11228720 It's not. It comes directly from behavioral research.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 06:34:02 2018 No.11231983 >>11228601 Correct.

Anonymous Fri Sep 21 06:48:22 2018 No.11232017

I used to work there. I can tell you something gross about 90% of the process to make those filthy perforated pink meat slabs into the meat we all eat. Absolutely not worthy of a thread on the internet. But if you cholesterol junkies need something good, get a J whop with cheese no ketchup, add BBQ. Sick bastards.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 07:15:49 2018 No.11232061 >>11227056 Wow, you're seething with jealousy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 07:19:05 2018 No.11232063 >>11224630 Nerds are cute. Fuck chads. Chads only break your heart.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 08:30:43 2018 No.11232166 >>11224541 This is bull shit. Also, wolves don't have that one alpha male that leads the pack. Fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 10:10:11 2018 No.11232377 >>11232063 I agree. I don't know how girls can't see the beauty of nerds, they're fucking adorably hot.

Anonymous Fri Sep 21 10:15:57 2018 No.11232391

>>11229997
That wasn't bait. He's clearly ass blasted about something to some degree for whatever reason. You niggers should be happy there are girls that have preferences for nerdy men, as you're the best ones-money or no money.

Personality and being interesting > boring personality/looks.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 10:20:54 2018 No.11232404 >>11232391 Leave your bf and be with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 10:23:48 2018 No.11232416 File: 12 KB, 400x266, BANDERA-MAPUCH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11232404 With all respect you sound like an internet creep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 10:44:09 2018 No.11232465 >>11224541 >furry fanfiction is now behavioural science >on a cooking board no less hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 12:31:23 2018 No.11232764 >>11232063 yeah because they actually have options lol

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 17:24:24 2018 No.11233955 >>11232764 Oh cry me a fucking river. Go improve yourself if you want a girl of your choice. Otherwise go back to /r9k/ and stay there.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 17:26:43 2018 No.11233968 >>11224541 I'm gay btw, don't know if that matters

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 17:34:37 2018 No.11233995 File: 84 KB, 189x203, 1536049456757.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11233955 haven't cried since 2013

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 19:41:26 2018 No.11234493 File: 76 KB, 245x227, 123243254.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11233995 Want a hug?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 19:49:32 2018 No.11234519 >>11234493 I'm good, but thanks for asking.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 19:56:17 2018 No.11234547 >>11234519 Are you sure? Final offer.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 19:58:56 2018 No.11234557 >>11234547 I need a hug ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 20:02:54 2018 No.11234575 File: 144 KB, 354x369, 1370745141753.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11234557

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 20:05:19 2018 No.11234592 >>11234547 Yep.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 20:17:10 2018 No.11234660 >>11234592 I hope you have a wonderful life, anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 21 20:27:25 2018 No.11234705 >>11234660 thnx u 2

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