WebM Thread

[Anonymous No.11239927]

[Anonymous No.11239930]

[Anonymous No.11239931]

[Anonymous No.11239941]

[Anonymous No.11239944]

[Anonymous No.11239963]

Turn that over man ITS BURNIN TURN IT OVER!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TY8O0dShFoo

[Anonymous No.11239997]

>>11239927
>>11239931
Why are asians so greedy?

[Anonymous No.11240011]

>>11239997
It's just how they are.

[Anonymous No.11240015]

>>11239997

[Anonymous No.11240016]

>>11239941
No balut?

[Anonymous No.11240023]

>>11239997
You try living in a country of over a billion people and see how you behave day to day.

[Anonymous No.11240025]

>>11240016

[Anonymous No.11240028]

[Anonymous No.11240030]

>>11240023
Well when you move to a nation that isn't literally packed to the gills act like normal goddamn humans.

[Anonymous No.11240035]

webm thread is secretly "chinese are bug people" thread

[Anonymous No.11240036]

>>11240030

[Anonymous No.11240039]

>>11239997
Behavioral Sink

[Anonymous No.11240040]

>>11240036
>Expecting a sheeboon to ever act like a human.

[Anonymous No.11240042]

>>11240035
???

[Anonymous No.11240043]

>>11240028
Something deeply annoys me about the fat fuck with a moustach who's slurping down a dozen deviled eggs, blocking the camera

[Anonymous No.11240045]

>>11240035
Also I am smart

[Anonymous No.11240047]

>>11240040
LOL

[Anonymous No.11240051]

[Anonymous No.11240053]

>>11239931
Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.11240054]

>>11240036
Why'd the employee wait so long to kick her out? Didn't he know that he'd have to pick that up later?

[Anonymous No.11240059]

[Anonymous No.11240060]

>>11240054
have you ever had a service job?
you are forbidden from touching any customer for any reason

[Anonymous No.11240064]

[Anonymous No.11240065]

>>11240054
>Waning to get sued/shot/stabbed/called a racist

[Anonymous No.11240070]

[Anonymous No.11240072]

>>11240051
Everyone knows the French are barbarians. They're the asians of europe.

[Anonymous No.11240076]

[Anonymous No.11240083]

[Anonymous No.11240087]

>>11240064
Who is this bogdanoff looking faggot and why does he make such cartoonish faces

[Anonymous No.11240092]

>>11240070
So can somebody tell me what happened to Jack?
Is the rumor true that he had a stroke because he got so mad that he lost a chili cook-off?

[Anonymous No.11240094]

>>11240076
So, this is where all the gross sardines without guts removed come from?

[Anonymous No.11240095]

>>11240076
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.11240098]

[Anonymous No.11240101]

>>11240098
>Lack of shit everywhere on the ground.
>Nobody got attacked by a drugged out homeless person.
I call bullshit.

[Anonymous No.11240102]

[Anonymous No.11240103]

>>11240098
that looks like a big slop of a shit

[Anonymous No.11240107]

[Anonymous No.11240109]

>>11240101
LOL #2
>>11240103
It's a hot dog, made by an illegal immigrant?

[Anonymous No.11240110]

>>11240098
Dag yo. Not a huge fan of hot dogs but that actually looks breddy good
>>11240103
I'm talking about the actual sausage. You can modify what toppings you want/don't want

[Anonymous No.11240114]

>>11240087
my mom

[Anonymous No.11240115]

[Anonymous No.11240118]

>>11240030
We're going to have a mini-China in the great white north pretty soon, so you will get your wish.

[Anonymous No.11240121]

>>11240102
>watery as shit
>raisins

[Anonymous No.11240122]

>>11239930
Fuck, now I want nuggets

[Anonymous No.11240125]

>>11240110
>I'm talking about the actual sausage. You can modify what toppings you want/don't want

If these people have a license to operate stands, I'd be shocked.
They're literally deep frying a hot dog bun in old bacon drippings on the hot dog surface.

This cannot be sanitary.

[Anonymous No.11240132]

>>11240083
>breaded bread
Scotland truly is the culinary capital of the world

[Anonymous No.11240137]

>>11239941
Isn't this racist according to Buzzfeed logic

[Anonymous No.11240140]

>>11240051
Ducks are the niggers of birds.

[Anonymous No.11240143]

[Anonymous No.11240147]

>>11239941

Lmfao at the black rings around the boiled to shit egg yolks. Muppets can't even boil fucking eggs properly.

[Anonymous No.11240148]

>>11240140
>Ducks are the niggers of birds.

I think seagulls are the niggers of birds. Everybody hates them.

[Anonymous No.11240153]

[Anonymous No.11240154]

>>11240109
>way too much of every condiment
>ketchup
>add even more of every condiment
condiment soup in a bread bowl

[Anonymous No.11240156]

>>11240148
Ducks are serial gangrapists, steal, murder children, and the females act like sheboons. Ducks are the niggers of birds.

[Anonymous No.11240158]

>>11240102
>Putting raisins in stew
>Boiling chuck roast

[Anonymous No.11240159]

>>11240072
>asians of europe.
that's slavs, genetically wise at least
>>11240060
even security ? that's fucked up

[Anonymous No.11240165]

>>11240159
>even security ? that's fucked up
yeah, modern retail is a joke.
security can't do shit either. All they do is call the cops and then try to verbally make you stay until the cops show up.
They can pretend to body block you by standing in your path, but they cannot physically restrain you.

[Anonymous No.11240177]

>>11240094
you can never unshill what deenz threads have done for brunswic

[Anonymous No.11240184]

>>11240092
No. He had two strokes so far. His right arm is paralyzed, but he's slowly getting """better""". Also his head is super unclear. Take a look at this shitfest here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeVR6cLjuPs

wait for the vegetarian line at 1:18.

He jumped on the keto train since his second stroke. still eating shit, though.

[Anonymous No.11240189]

>>11240184
I don't want the retarded to suffer. But still... it's funny in a way.

[Anonymous No.11240198]

>>11240060
>>11240065
Are we watching the same video? The black guy with the blue apron physically takes her out of the store.

[Anonymous No.11240203]

[Anonymous No.11240204]

>>11240189
I dont know, man. Jack did it to himself - It's kinda sad that his life is on the clock and one day he will stop delivering, but well. There will be another retard that will replace him.

Still, his videos are gold.

[Anonymous No.11240207]

>>11240204
Then you realize, Joey is still fine.

[Anonymous No.11240209]

>>11240177
>>11240094

[Anonymous No.11240213]

>>11240203
Gonna try this looks good

[Anonymous No.11240214]

>>11239927
Was this a Walmart in slant eyed land?

[Anonymous No.11240225]

>>11240065
they're all black you blind fuck

[Anonymous No.11240231]

>>11240225
Whytepeepo would still be blamed

[Anonymous No.11240232]

>>11240122

[Anonymous No.11240234]

>>11240125
Sounds yummy

[Anonymous No.11240240]

>>11240028
If the eggs have never been refrigerated, they can hang out on the counter, or in another cool place, for about a week.

"Balls and ass guy"

[Anonymous No.11240244]

>>11240207
oh god
i forgot about this fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.11240248]

[Anonymous No.11240263]

>>11240248
Fish she is very small

[Anonymous No.11240270]

>>11240263

[Anonymous No.11240276]

Ok no more Sardines...but?

[Anonymous No.11240277]

>>11240244

[Anonymous No.11240285]

>>11240270
>>11240248

[Anonymous No.11240288]

>>11239930
cool

[Anonymous No.11240298]

>>11240051
fuck yes i will still eat foie gras

[Anonymous No.11240311]

>>11240109
They're great for when you're coming out of a bar drunk off your mind and don't mind paying the exorbitant prices for trash

I'd much rather make mine at home but goddam do they hit the spot when you're drunk

[Anonymous No.11240314]

>>11240298

[Anonymous No.11240325]

>>11240311
I too love street food. Here is more of typical Los Angeles street food.

[Anonymous No.11240329]

>>11239963
I blame this movie for my yellow fever.

[Anonymous No.11240336]

>>11240329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGumUFmmVBI

[Anonymous No.11240340]

>>11240054
You want them to destroy enough product to make it a felony, that way you can get them locked up and destroy their life. Also, insurance covers all of the unsalable product, so it's not really costing them anything.

Also >>11240065

>>11240225
Blacks shoot each other all the time. Never heard of Chicago? It's ok if you haven't. The media doesn't really cover it. Nobody cares about niggers.

[Anonymous No.11240344]

>>11240047
I've never seen this in Southern Vietnam. Also, pretty sure it's cuckoo bird, not chicken.

[Anonymous No.11240347]

>>11240336
that's some uncanny valley level plastic surgery going on

[Anonymous No.11240348]

>>11240344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swWlKoOs3YQ

[Anonymous No.11240351]

If you ever wondered?

[Anonymous No.11240353]

[Anonymous No.11240356]

>>11240311
>>11240325
Coworker ate his half finished hot dog...

[Anonymous No.11240366]

[Anonymous No.11240368]

anyone got ones with animals being prepared or eaten alive?

they're my fav webms

[Anonymous No.11240371]

[Anonymous No.11240381]

>>11240368

[Anonymous No.11240385]

>>11240366
Useful
.. if true

[Anonymous No.11240388]

>>11240348
Been to Da Lat three times lol. I know that area.

[Anonymous No.11240413]

>>11239941
Eggnog isn't even that popular in Limeyland (even though they invented it). Hollywood movies and TV shows is the only reason they care about it now.

[Anonymous No.11240424]

>>11240347

[Anonymous No.11240428]

>>11240413
Eggnog is popular because it tastes good not because of Hollywood, you dip.

[Anonymous No.11240435]

>>11240385
>A reeses gremlin in its natural environment, building its stash for the hard winter months ahead

[Anonymous No.11240516]

>>11240381
People really think this stuff will stop you from eating meat. Life eats life, and luckily chickens are so damn dumb that you're basically unplugging a toaster killing them.

[Anonymous No.11240517]

>>11240428
Too much nutmeg destroys a good nog

[Anonymous No.11240552]

[Anonymous No.11240557]

>>11240385
Just take therapeutic aspirin like normal people do. You got an ulcer or something?

[Anonymous No.11240565]

>>11240517
I concur

[Anonymous No.11240569]

>>11239930
Sorry patriarchy, but MALESCUM chicks are worthless because they don't lay eggs. This is the feminist ideal. Get used to it.

[Anonymous No.11240571]

>>11240557
F... You

[Anonymous No.11240574]

>>11239941
Creamed egg on toast? What part of America eats that? I live here and I have literally never seen this.

[Anonymous No.11240575]

>>11240571
what condition does he have?
downs?

[Anonymous No.11240577]

>>11240571
I bet he makes a meeeeeaaaan hamburger helper

[Anonymous No.11240580]

>>11240569
See
>>11240025

[Anonymous No.11240583]

>>11240092
Yeah, I heard after losing the chili cook-off he went home and got so angry he tried to choke his son out. The rage caused him to burst a blood vessel and have a stroke. He's lost the use of his right arm now, which sadly was the one he predominantly used for choking.

[Anonymous No.11240584]

[Anonymous No.11240589]

Dehydrated meat?

[Anonymous No.11240599]

>>11240589
Fucking foul. Brownskins really will put anything in their mouths, like toddlers.

[Anonymous No.11240644]

>>11240584
MIchael Rappaport eating worms. wtf

[Anonymous No.11240646]

>>11240589
filthy subhuman

[Anonymous No.11240648]

[Anonymous No.11240649]

>>11240599
I can confirm. They'll even put my dick in their mouths.

[Anonymous No.11240658]

>>11240042
I find it more disgusting she's eating with an open mouth and talking with her mouth full

[Anonymous No.11240660]

>>11240658
Me too. I'd happily eat all that stuff, but I'd never sacrifice my basic table manners for the opportunity.

[Anonymous No.11240667]

>>11240571
Waiter!
This spoon hasn't been licked and there was hardly any thumb prints in my glass... what kind of operation are you running here?

[Anonymous No.11240675]

[Anonymous No.11240679]

[Anonymous No.11240812]

>>11240036
That reminds me, my local Dollar Tree has huge signs on the front door and throughout the store, including at every register, saying "WE DO NOT ACCEPT EBT." I wonder if those signs are there because of something like the webm you posted happening.

[Anonymous No.11240816]

>>11240675
>make a pizza
>roll it over
>BURRITO!

uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.11240818]

>>11240153
>avocado
That shit ain't Icelandic.

[Anonymous No.11240820]

>>11240812
Its most likely because they haven't applied to accept it and don't care to.

[Anonymous No.11240832]

[Anonymous No.11240834]

>>11240095
Its not good.

t.someone who works next to a cannery

[Anonymous No.11240837]

Let's fix the lack of Jack in this thread.

[Anonymous No.11240839]

[Anonymous No.11240842]

[Anonymous No.11240846]

[Anonymous No.11240847]

[Anonymous No.11240849]

[Anonymous No.11240852]

>>11240837
Jack is a treasure and I wouldn't have him any other way.

[Anonymous No.11240858]

>>11240837
>>11240839
>>11240842
>>11240846
>>11240847
>>11240849
>the faggot posts his collection once again
Look man, the issue isn't Jack, the issue is all of these are the same fuckin webms you post every single goddamn thread. What's the point of having webm threads if they're just gonna be filled with the same shit all the time? Might as well host a permanent webm archive.
Make some new ja/ck/s or something. If you're gonna be an asshole, at least be a stinky fuckin repulsive one, rather than a boring clean pooper.

[Anonymous No.11240859]

>>11240336
what's that little hand gesture she does at the end?

[Anonymous No.11240864]

>>11240340
>Nobody cares about niggers.
Least of all, themselves.

[Anonymous No.11240890]

>>11240115
>delicacy
Fucking hipsters, they ate the faces because they're dirt poor rock farmers who can't afford to waste any part of the sheep.

[Anonymous No.11240895]

>>11240115
I'm surprised it's from Iceland. Looks like something from the Middle East.

[Anonymous No.11240899]

>>11240054
>Didn't he know that he'd have to pick that up later?
my dude gets paid by the hour.

[Anonymous No.11240900]

>>11240571
Come on downs to Tim's Place!

[Anonymous No.11240903]

>>11240900

[Anonymous No.11240906]

>>11239997
Communism. Look and learn.

[Anonymous No.11240908]

>>11240589
you can tell she's annoyed with him

[Anonymous No.11240914]

>>11239944
lol

[Anonymous No.11240934]

so it's pretty much confirmed that these Asians are all just fucking with this guy right? just trying to making him eat all sorts of fucked up shit?

[Anonymous No.11240944]

>>11240858
that wasn't me(normal jack poster)
you can tell by looking at the file names
this guy just saved them all and changed the names and posted them

[Anonymous No.11240956]

>>11240036
and they wonder why nobody likes them

[Anonymous No.11240968]

>>11240051
>0:46

[Anonymous No.11240970]

>>11240366
a smoothie made from berries, nuts, pineapples, and avocado and topped with flax seed doesn't sound that bad actlly

[Anonymous No.11240975]

>>11240956
>White person does something
>Judge them individually
>Black, Asian, or Hispanic person does something
>Blame every person of that race

[Anonymous No.11240978]

>>11240970
Why does she keep making surprised faces?

[Anonymous No.11240980]

>>11240015
the worst part is they don't eat half of the shit

[Anonymous No.11240984]

>>11240975
why did you assume i was talking about race?

[Anonymous No.11240986]

>>11240984
Not him, but you were clearly talking about convenience stores.

[Anonymous No.11240991]

>>11240978
she's a turbo thot

[Anonymous No.11240993]

>>11240209
this is the worst fucken webum i've ever seen

[Anonymous No.11240996]

>>11240991
Ok, can you answer my question instead?

[Anonymous No.11240999]

>>11240996
that was the answer

[Anonymous No.11241000]

>>11239997
It's the Chinese. Other Asian countries can't stand that they do this shit.

[Anonymous No.11241002]

>>11240999
Not to my question.

[Anonymous No.11241004]

>>11240996
memory like a gold fish since shes retarded hot

[Anonymous No.11241007]

>>11241002
>>11240996
imagine being this much of a bluepilled faggot

[Anonymous No.11241011]

>>11241007
I don't know why it hurts your butt.

[Anonymous No.11241013]

Brasileiro gosta de macaco grelhado(2018 colorir)
uma delicia

[Anonymous No.11241020]

>>11241011
>all women are queens!

[Anonymous No.11241023]

>>11241020
Oh, I get it. You're referring to the unrelated replies I was getting before by giving me unrelated replies.

[Anonymous No.11241026]

>>11239941
>>11240574
I have never had this
https://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/creamed-eggs-on-toast-50816

[Anonymous No.11241027]

>>11240839
>knife so dull it can't cut bread
>that fucken tomato
>raw meat
this makes me want to shoot up a sch....

[Anonymous No.11241031]

>>11241020
this
the girl acts ditsy because shes akin to a gold digger, flaunting her assets in hope of garnering attention or money

[Anonymous No.11241040]

>>11240340
>You want them to destroy enough product to make it a felony, that way you can get them locked up and destroy their life. Also, insurance covers all of the unsalable product, so it's not really costing them anything.

Exactly, plus when her EBT card got declined, her data still goes into the system. So you have her personal information (social security number, address, phone number, etc), and you have her on camera in the store committing the act.

Best thing to do is just let her rack up damage and she'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent. Plus, after the cops show up and take jer away you can lock the doors to clean and not have to deal with customers.

t. former gas station wagecuck

[Anonymous No.11241041]

>>11241023

[Anonymous No.11241046]

>>11241041
>girl is whore
>looks surprised
>why?
>lol cuz whore
>that doesn't make sense
>reeeeeee
Now you're up to speed. Whores don't forget that they're whores, hence the confusion at her reaction.

[Anonymous No.11241049]

>>11240047
Looks fucking nasty so I can't imagine it tasting good

[Anonymous No.11241054]

>>11240064
I'm realizing this is the most annoying foodie/eater/travel dude there is

[Anonymous No.11241057]

>>11241046
shes surprised because she saw your dick and it was even smaller than she thought

[Anonymous No.11241060]

>>11240859
it's a heart, korean celebrities do it constantly

[Anonymous No.11241062]

>>11241057
Are you really white knighting her now?

[Anonymous No.11241068]

>>11241060
interesting

[Anonymous No.11241069]

>>11241062
yes

[Anonymous No.11241072]

>>11240083
>dumps fucking salt on it

[Anonymous No.11241074]

>>11241069
I appreciate your honesty.

[Anonymous No.11241078]

>>11241074
>TIPS
your welcome m'lady

[Anonymous No.11241079]

>>11240107
This isn't a chowder because it contains no potatoes

[Anonymous No.11241082]

[Anonymous No.11241086]

>>11240858
>What's the point of having webm threads if they're just gonna be filled with the same shit all the time?
Are you new?

[Anonymous No.11241087]

wtf kind of webm thread is this

[Anonymous No.11241092]

>>11241086
a rare pepe

[Anonymous No.11241095]

>>11241087
>filename
good job anon

[Anonymous No.11241098]

>>11241087
RIPPEN

[Anonymous No.11241100]

[Anonymous No.11241102]

>>11241086
if this was a frog being tortured in some sperg's basement we'd all be crying MODS

[Anonymous No.11241113]

>>11241095
based filename poster

[Anonymous No.11241114]

>>11241102
if he ate it afterwards it would be fine then

[Anonymous No.11241115]

>>11241087

[Anonymous No.11241118]

[Anonymous No.11241121]

[Anonymous No.11241125]

>>11241115
wonder what crepe creeps recipe is

[Anonymous No.11241132]

>>11240970
she cute

[Anonymous No.11241139]

>>11240589
Looks like he is about to cry at the end.

[Anonymous No.11241145]

[Anonymous No.11241146]

>>11240051
>banned in 15 countries
There are ~195 countries in the world, that statement doesn't really have any impact.

[Anonymous No.11241147]

[Anonymous No.11241182]

>>11240970
what an insufferable bimbo

[Anonymous No.11241193]

[Anonymous No.11241196]

>>11241121
not sure if high on weed or acting for the customers

[Anonymous No.11241198]

>>11241118

tfw no qt retard bf to make crepes

seriously though every one of you cucks jerks your manclits over that spastic slut making pancakes but don't mention our boy here.

[Anonymous No.11241202]

>>11241118
Somebody actually went and found this guy

[Anonymous No.11241206]

[Anonymous No.11241212]

[Anonymous No.11241215]

>>11241212
pipe

[Anonymous No.11241220]

[Anonymous No.11241229]

[Anonymous No.11241237]

[Anonymous No.11241239]

>>11241229

that kid is clearly being raped by the older guys at the end of each shift. Notice how the more third world the shithole is the more theatrical everything there is to do with their shitty food? Just pour the coffee you cunt stop dancing about. Turkish ice cream is another one. And france with the crepetard

[Anonymous No.11241241]

[Anonymous No.11241244]

>>11241239
>shift
reminds me of this classi/ck/ webm

[Anonymous No.11241247]

[Anonymous No.11241256]

>>11241086

I hope we go to war with them again in my lifetime. I'd show them what it feels like to see your organs removed while you're still alive and helpless to stop while the pigs start eating.

Bring back the "build your own gook" kits from Vietnam too.

[Anonymous No.11241258]

Do Americans really eat this?

[Anonymous No.11241262]

>>11240975
>Shooting happens
>Blame all white people and guns
Try harder nigger

[Anonymous No.11241267]

>>11240165
I once worked at Wal-Mart and our security was an actual police officer so it was interesting seeing the people that assaulted him because they thought this

[Anonymous No.11241273]

>>11240203
Gonna go ahead and put this in my barf folder 8-)

[Anonymous No.11241313]

>>11240900
you'd be a retard not to

[Anonymous No.11241319]

>>11241121
not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

[Anonymous No.11241326]

>>11240348
thank god we dont have sound on this board, having to listen to v*etnamese piercing shrieks would ruin any semblance of attractiveness

[Anonymous No.11241331]

>>11241313

we put that little bit extra in the service (and the chromosome)

[Anonymous No.11241336]

>>11240092

jack's chili had barbecue brisket. all those other entries were made with ground beef.

it was total bullshit that he lost.

[Anonymous No.11241339]

>>11240070
Who /bigboibite/ here?

[Anonymous No.11241343]

>>11241215
Magic pipe fills cup without getting sand in the drink (retard)

[Anonymous No.11241350]

>>11240042
>An insect eating insects

[Anonymous No.11241356]

>>11239930
All the other kids with the...

[Anonymous No.11241372]

>>11241146
Even if it were banned in all countries except one it wouldn't matter. Itd be retarded to just follow the whims of other countries.

[Anonymous No.11241376]

>>11240064
>Good morning I hope you're having an amazing day!

[Anonymous No.11241419]

>>11240098
Why do Mexicans have to put 20 different sauces on every fucking thing they make?

[Anonymous No.11241420]

>>11240859
Pure Asian autism

[Anonymous No.11241482]

>>11241239
More like when you do the same menial tasks for 10 hours a day every day, some people try and do something more interesting with it and develop showy/fun techniques. It can also help to bring in customers.

[Anonymous No.11241484]

>>11240675
Fucking thots

[Anonymous No.11241496]

>>11240675
Isn't this just a low-key way of eating an entire pizza by yourself?

[Anonymous No.11241510]

This is the face he makes as he absorbs children's souls.

[Anonymous No.11241511]

>>11241510
I feel Mark Weins would fit perfectly into the SEA ex-pat pedophile meme that Elon Musk started.

[Anonymous No.11241514]

>>11240970
This is peak Instagram thot. She has no value to society and should be sent to the middle east to be dealt with appropriately.

[Anonymous No.11241523]

>>11241054
Mark is going to take over when jack dies.

[Anonymous No.11241528]

>>11240107
hmmmm burned butter

[Anonymous No.11241539]

>>11241193
Those fucking tits.... God has a cruel sense of humor.

[Anonymous No.11241545]

>>11240890
You do know delicacy also means a highly ethnic food right anon
You wouldn't be a faggot now would you anon?

[Anonymous No.11241556]

>>11241511
I can't stop watching mark videos now, I wish I had never came to /ck/. I just saw a video of him in Ethiopia and when he gets out of the car he is surrounded by little children. The look on marks face was that of pure orgasmic bliss knowing that he was going to rape and kill at least a dozen children.

[Anonymous No.11241562]

>>11240934
pretty much. "foodies" are retarded, so they deserve it

[Anonymous No.11241583]

>>11241087
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

[Anonymous No.11241591]

>>11240028
>filename
literally hitler

[Anonymous No.11241640]

>>11239930
Glad to be on the top of the food chain

[Anonymous No.11241654]

>>11240908
His Mom, If I remember.

[Anonymous No.11241663]

>>11241539
I feel like I've read this comment before

[Anonymous No.11241686]

>>11240934
KEK

[Anonymous No.11241712]

>>11241686

[Anonymous No.11241758]

>>11240051
You could tell me they waterboard the ducks beforehand and I'd still eat it.

[Anonymous No.11241773]

>>11240336
Who the fuck get's off to this?
It looks creepy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11241780]

>>11241773
Weebs

[Anonymous No.11241787]

>>11239997
they are actually locusts

[Anonymous No.11241791]

>>11241237
How is it so nonchalant about having its arm ripped off?

[Anonymous No.11241794]

>>11240648

[Anonymous No.11241798]

>>11241026

[Anonymous No.11241804]

>>11241147

[Anonymous No.11241813]

>>11241794
Um...interesting.

[Anonymous No.11241824]

>>11240970
I feel like you should be banned for posting this.

[Anonymous No.11241828]

>>11241813
Shit recipe. Literally looks like fucking prison food. Awful.

[Anonymous No.11241831]

>>11239944
those nasty shit fingers touching food.....

[Anonymous No.11241832]

>>11241087
>>11241583
how

[Anonymous No.11241833]

>>11241828
That's because it literally is prison food you brainlet. It's a prison recipe.

[Anonymous No.11241845]

>>11240028
they watch the camera with such mistrust lol

[Anonymous No.11241855]

>>11241845
>they watch the camera with such mistrust lol
Basically a red flag to either hygiene or quality of food.
Hand of rule. If they hate a camera with passion, dont eat there

[Anonymous No.11241862]

>>11241855
>Hand of rule
Rule of thumb?

[Anonymous No.11241866]

>>11239941
>egg custard
>Hong Kong

Lmao at these historylets, it's a Portuguese dish

[Anonymous No.11241876]

>>11241862
>Rule of thumb?
That one, kinda went retarded and literally translated something to english.

[Anonymous No.11241879]

>>11241855
That guy is starred, you're full of shit

[Anonymous No.11241882]

>>11240184
Thats pretty sad. Hope he makes a complete recovery and starts eating healthier food.

[Anonymous No.11241887]

>>11241866
It is but I feel the Portuguese original is better, the Hong Kong version is alright but different enough to get a separate distinction. They should have listed the original though.

[Anonymous No.11241891]

>>11239941
>India
>egg curry

of course

[Anonymous No.11241894]

>>11241879
>That guy is starred, you're full of shit
Dunno about the guy, but when they are weary of a camera it usually means something up.
If you're hygiene and food is good there is nothing to hide.

[Anonymous No.11241910]

>>11241894
Some people are just uncomfortable being on camera. Social anxiety is a pretty normal thing, especially in an autistic position such as being a chef.

[Anonymous No.11241921]

>>11239997
They think having excess food signals to others they're wealthy. It's retarded.

[Anonymous No.11241923]

>>11240115
"they have been eating it for years"
More like fucking millennia. God, I hate these stupid videos and the writing in them.

[Anonymous No.11241926]

>>11241910
>chef
He makes egg sandwiches out of a dumpster.

[Anonymous No.11241929]

>>11241910
this >>11241926

[Anonymous No.11241932]

>>11241894
>weary
Wary, anon. Weary means you're tired.

[Anonymous No.11241936]

>>11241932
>Wary, anon. Weary means you're tired.
my bad, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.11241939]

>>11241926
That would be a comfy job, desu. Admit it.

[Anonymous No.11241943]

[Anonymous No.11241944]

>>11240818
No shit, genius.
Did you notice the pepper, star anise, potatoes,tomatoes etc etc?

[Anonymous No.11241996]

>>11241939
Oh I'd love it. Other than the part of not being able to leave until a the eggs are gone.

[Anonymous No.11241998]

>>11241510

[Anonymous No.11241999]

[Anonymous No.11242003]

>>11240109
Yum, hot dog flavored parasites

[Anonymous No.11242014]

>>11239930
>All the other kids

[Anonymous No.11242032]

>>11239997
They workship jews...

[Anonymous No.11242059]

>>11241943
how to get qt north korean gril
also, are those stalls government run?

[Anonymous No.11242063]

Ha... the local gives him shit for using two hands to eat.
How long has he lived in Asia?
Never use your bathroom hand.

[Anonymous No.11242065]

>>11241998
FUCKING LOL
holy shit

[Anonymous No.11242084]

>>11242063
How about you use utensils like a first world country and not a bunch of slightly evolved apes?

[Anonymous No.11242086]

>>11241146
exactly

[Anonymous No.11242113]

>>11240667
kek

[Anonymous No.11242117]

>>11242059
Likely, a Lincoln Navigator rolls up at the end of the full version.
>>11242084
KEK

[Anonymous No.11242124]

>>11242084
based Indians showing the world how it's done

[Anonymous No.11242130]

>>11240336
EAT IT YOU FUKIN, I SWEAR I WILL FUKING, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT THE FOOD!

[Anonymous No.11242138]

>scottish cuisine

[Anonymous No.11242142]

>>11241943

DELETE THIS AND TURN YOUR SELF IN, YOU DESERVE REEDUCATION

also get me that girl's number

[Anonymous No.11242164]

>>11240584
Pretty sure this guy has the shit every day of his life..

[Anonymous No.11242168]

>>11242138
>500kg mince

[Anonymous No.11242177]

>>11242142
Arr rook same, which one?

[Anonymous No.11242181]

>>11242168
aye

[Anonymous No.11242183]

>>11242142
seriously, that girl's eyes are sexy

[Anonymous No.11242188]

NK chicken @14

[Anonymous No.11242200]

>>11240107
Wouldn't it be better to add the flour to the butter first?

[Anonymous No.11242224]

>>11240214
A grocery store in Toronto suburbs.

[Anonymous No.11242258]

>>11240042
Is that Daisy Ridley?

[Anonymous No.11242319]

>>11241247
It truly is a doggy dog world.

[Anonymous No.11242413]

Evenly spread two teaspoons of the chopped cilantro over the egg/crepe. Lay one half of a Flat and Square You Tiao/Chinese Cruller on the middle of the egg/crepe. Fold both sides of the egg/crepe over the YouTiao/ Chinese Cruller. Crease the Jian Bing in the center with a spatula, and fold in half.

[Anonymous No.11242429]

>>11242138
Are they allergic to seasoning?

[Anonymous No.11242458]

[Anonymous No.11242569]

>>11240070
>he actually made something without fucking it up

[Anonymous No.11242711]

>>11242458
In the first world they put the metric capacity on the cup.

[Anonymous No.11242716]

>>11242711
Bwaa

[Anonymous No.11242731]

>>11241419
It's mustard ketchup mayonnaise relax amigo

[Anonymous No.11242799]

>>11240015
This is what happens when the chinese economy boomed and their currency rose. Bunch of hillbillies chinese farmers travelling to countries like taiwan taking more than they can eat not giving a shit if its wasted food

[Anonymous No.11242808]

>>11242799
Then maybe Taiwanese companies shouldn't have moved to the Mainland for cheaper labor. Shouldn't be crying when your enriched them in the first place.

[Anonymous No.11242831]

>>11242716
I want her to shit in my mouth

[Anonymous No.11242910]

>>11240991
>thot
>that ho over there

mfw saying "ho" takes less letters

¯\(°_o)/¯

[Anonymous No.11243006]

>>11242711
in the old world we do just that, except the volume is in the menu and the cup is still less than promised

[Anonymous No.11243111]

>>11241147
Ha Ha...loser.

[Anonymous No.11243132]

>>11240051
Ducks are assholes.

[Anonymous No.11243641]

>>11241686
Rat is actually pretty good there. It's like rabbit. More of a 'bar food' though. They aren't filthy NYC sewer rats, they're clean, and eat rice in the paddies.

[Anonymous No.11243669]

>>11241545
WRONG FAGGOT