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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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Just posting this because it gave me a nightmare last night.
Post your own.

>> No.11246267

>>11246263
is there context to go with this? why is there a swarm of bees?

>> No.11246271

Bees are clean

>> No.11246356

>>11246267
I thought they were flies

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>> No.11246402

>>11246394

Made it. It's nice side dish for a BBQ.

>> No.11246416

>>11246263
>>11246271
Yeah, I'd still eat that and see no problem with sanitation, but the thought of being the folks running that stand or trying to buy one of those things is pretty chilling.

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>> No.11246490

>>11246433
finally. someone who doesnt cook their chicken to well done! medium rare master race

>> No.11246492

>>11246487
dang Jack you eat pussy with that tongue?

>> No.11246496

>>11246492
Only if it's covered in melted cheese

>> No.11246522

>>11246263
Was this ever explained?

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>> No.11246542

>>11246523
looks like someone is giving him the best blowjob in the world

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>>11246542
I agree!

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>> No.11246613

>>11246555
Based trips, based milf

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>>11246555

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>>11246999
checked, unfortunately the barefoot contessa made the shittiest recipe's out of all the food celebs during the golden era of food network. I still miss seeing Giada's tits every day.

>> No.11247021

>>11246969
why not just dump the bowl on top and let it run down the sides? lmao

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>>11246999
>>11246555
wtf is going on in this thread
and also check em

>> No.11247281

>>11247021
Because this is next level hipster shit.
This is like the spinning chicken gyro, but with some more useless shit added onto it!

>> No.11247360

>>11246539
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.11247365

>>11247360
He can't. He has to cook them all before he can leave.

>> No.11247370

>>11247011
Man could you imagine just getting shaft deep in that?

>> No.11247400

>>11246394
That's just BBQ bean salad

why are people acting like that's gross, but chicken, tuna, and potato salad isn't not only the same thing but with less seasonings

They are all equally gross, but at least Jack actually uses less mayo in his dish

>> No.11247546

>>11246267
Wasps in France. They usually have them, but this year was exceptionally waspy. Frenchies still bought that shit and ate it. Literally Frogs.

>> No.11247552

>>11246267
They like sweets.

>> No.11247880

/ck/ is shit now. recommend me other boards to visit, and why you like them.

>> No.11247885

>>11247880
>>>/b/
It's lots of fun and you can say the craziest things.

>> No.11247908

>>11246263
How do they get out without breaking the bees?

>> No.11247928

>>11247011
is her head photoshopped to look bigger? jesus christ she looks like a human bobble-head doll

>> No.11247951

>>11246523
looks like a weird fuckin mix between jim carrey and elon musk

>> No.11248119

>>11247885
/b/ hasn't been good for over a decade. I want an interesting board, not one that literally shit posts.

>> No.11248127

>>11248119
If you don't like fun there's no helping you. Just sit in a gloomy hole somewhere and be sad.

>> No.11248132

>>11247880
reddit
pure, spring font of memes

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>> No.11248157

>>11248127
/ck/ nowadays is more like original /b/, just a blue version.

>> No.11248170

>>11248157
it's like the opposite of original /b/

>> No.11248186

>>11248145
Honestly considering everything here. I'd be smiling like a retard too.

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>>11247546
>Wasps in France
Then why the fuck is all the writing moon rune?

>> No.11248243

>>11246539
>kek @ filename
good job, anon

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>> No.11248676

>>11248508
KEK!

>> No.11248748

>>11248508
This is actually amazing

>> No.11248753

>>11246539
how?

>> No.11248759

>>11248508
Not sure this won't kill the seagulls, but damn that's hilarious.

>> No.11248760

>>11247011
I can just tell she loves sex by her picture

>> No.11248771

>>11248119
>>>/his/
>>>/wsg/

>> No.11248783

>>11248508
laxatives?
I used to be friends with a guy who would feed them alka seltzer tablets. They can't burp or fart so it kills them. No he's not in prison yet

>> No.11248795

>>11248771
Cool, haven't visited /wsg/ in ages. Never visited /his/ before.

>>11248783
>going to jail for killing sea rats.
O-ok...

>> No.11248818

any one got that birthday kid getting egged? asking for a friend

>> No.11248826

>>11248783
lmao why would he go to jail for killing winged-rats?

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>>11246263

>> No.11248951

>>11248145
I can't hate retards. They are like childen their entire lives. Like dogs. They don't mean harm and are full of simple joy. I think this happens only when you get older. When you're younger you're more cruel. Still please don't give retards jobs like this.

>> No.11248955

>>11248508
Kids in the 90's were the best.

>> No.11248959

>>11246539
What's his trick

>> No.11248968
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>> No.11248973

>>11248783
It wouldn't kill them, they don't have sphincters, it would just run through them like anything else. I bet you believe rice makes birds explode

>> No.11248983

>>11248968
I dont need these feels

>> No.11248984

Would that one video of that autistic girl in bikini putting peanut butter on herself be considered /ck/ safe? She's not naked, but when it was filmed I think she was 16. She has autism and acts way too cute.

>> No.11249003

>>11248968
a cute

>> No.11249006

>>11248973
I bet you believe the Holocaust really happened

>> No.11249007

>>11248984
please post

>> No.11249019

>>11249007
You can easily find it on youtube by using some words from that post. Not that hard anon.

>> No.11249026

>>11248984
It was in the webm thread a couple days ago, no one cared.

>> No.11249044

>>11246383
Nothing this idiot does makes sense

>> No.11249048

>>11249006
I prefer believing it did because it means plenty of jews died, which is good.

>> No.11249049

>>11246539
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.11249078

>>11248968
Poor girl. Luckily she seems to be well off. Gave me a heartwarming feeling.

>> No.11249163

>>11248984
FYI she was only pretending.

>> No.11249334

>>11248508
Yeah show those fucking Shoobies.

>> No.11249341

>>11246539
Wait ... how does he get out of there?

>> No.11249356

>>11249049
based and redpilled

>> No.11249359

>>11248145
>that sign in the back...........
Holy fucking shit is this real?

>> No.11249401

>>11248939
This post cured me of being gay.

>> No.11249453

>>11248243
we've been calling it that for weeks you fucking newfaggot

>> No.11249467

>>11246383
>>11246394
why does everything he does disgust me is this what the jack meme is about

>> No.11249488

>>11249467
Yes.

>> No.11249506

>>11248826
animal cruelty, creating messes that have to be paid for to be cleaned up, public disturbance? might not go to jail unless he repeatedly did it after being caught but you'd probably get a fine at the very least your first time

>> No.11249519

>>11248127
>thinks /b/ is fun post 2008

Get em outta here!

>> No.11249528

can we please just have one thread without jack or the egg guy? im asking nicely and im only going to ask once, feel free to say no but i dont think anyone here hasn't seen all his webms yet. im getting tired of him personally

>> No.11249557

>>11248145
>brownies and downies
Really?

>> No.11249960

>>11248508
Ok, now this is epic

>> No.11250269

>>11249359
>>11249557
Its a cafe chain in the netherlands that employs people with downs syndrome or other disabilites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

>> No.11250274

>>11246263

For everyone asking it's honey bee mochi

>> No.11250282
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6lW4VvsK1E

>> No.11250432

>>11248968
uses her witch magic to make the cookie disappear, CUTE! :^)

>> No.11250436

>>11248508
based

>> No.11250685

>>11249048
but it's being used as the ultimate weapon to silence any criticism towards god's chosen.

>> No.11250763

>>11248968
Who

>> No.11250862

>>11246394
had a dream last night that some kid made this and then ate it in front of my while gagging but wouldn't stop shoveling it into his mouth

>> No.11251436

>>11246969
what's the point of making burgers impossible to hold and bite?

>> No.11251444

>>11248145
>imagine waiting an hour for an omelette because a retard threw your food you could've eaten 50 minutes ago

>> No.11251446

>>11246539
so this is what tuco was doing before breaking bad

>> No.11251454

>>11248508
these kids would been in jail or be socially outcasted if this was made nowadays

>> No.11251458

>>11247546
why do you make up pointless stuff?

Its china and that webm/gif is years old.

>> No.11251464

How does he get out

>> No.11251467

>>11248955
that was actually recorded in 2003.

>> No.11251504

>>11249356
Based and redpilled

>> No.11251533

>>11247546
Stop hating cuz ur country's cuisine sucks compared to ours, bro.

>> No.11251585

>>11247400
It's gross because the beans already come with their own sauce. Mixing mayo into that sauce is disgusting.

>> No.11251601

>>11251436
Do you mind? I'm trying to take an Instagram of my giant burger.

>> No.11251712

>>11246539
I've seen this a lot here, but nobody will explain. Where did this come from?

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>>11246263

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>>11250269
that's incredible

>> No.11252146

>>11251712
pakistan

>> No.11252491

>>11251436
making things tall is the american way, sure making things wider would be easier to eat but what are you a fucking commie

>> No.11252505

>>11252491
I'm bothered by how much sense that makes.

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>>11249401
WELCOME

>> No.11252574

>>11250763
Charisse.

https://www.youtube.com/user/jazzygirl585/videos

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>> No.11252639

>>11248145
>Brownies and downies
Holy fuck I've seen this webm so many times and I'm just now noticing that sign

>> No.11252694

>>11252619
>>>/wsg/2379555

>> No.11252700

>>11248243
Based filenameposter anon.

>> No.11253077

>>11246539
EEEEEEEEGGGGGSSSSSSSSS

>> No.11253083

>>11252619
i feel this may have been a turning point in the soyboy's life

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>> No.11253160

>>11253154
>that look of pure regret and pain in his eyes

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>>11246969

>> No.11253538

>>11250282
Why isn't your webm moving?

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>>11252619
Koreans are cute. They are almost like people.

>> No.11253672

>>11248508

I have not laughed in a while...

>> No.11253747

>>11248145
>/ck/ cullinary school

>> No.11253756

>>11253747
Culinary sKewl
ck

>> No.11253801

>>11249049
this is now a rekt bread

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HAHA LE JACK POSTING

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>>11251717
It looks so good and so bad all at once

>> No.11253866

can someone post the one with the corndog going into cold oil

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>>11253866
Why didn't you save it the other 900 fucking times it was posted?

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>>11253882
you only know you love her when you let her go (

>> No.11253893

>>11253886
>ugly FAS cunt can't get her fucking face out of the way
reeeee

>> No.11253896

>>11246555

This is about as good as it gets when I'm six in to a two martini lunch and a handful of oxycodone.

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>>11248968

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>>11253866
i dont have it but i have this

>> No.11253905

>>11248508

Fucking genius.

>> No.11253908

>>11247011
Barefoot Contessa still wins out over mixing vodka with lemon and whipped cream...

>> No.11253911

>>11248968

Imagine to have to hold her wrist as she gives you a handjob. It's almost like she wasn't even needed.

/ck/ thoughts...

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>>11253904
I'm glad you posted this unique and new interesting OC.

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>>11253913
have u seen this?

>> No.11253931

>>11253928
this was posted months ago retard

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>> No.11253941

>>11248145
where the fuck did you get a vid of me making breakfast?

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>>11253939
>needing tools

>> No.11253950

>>11253933
Is this motherfucker still wearing a class ring at his age?

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>> No.11253958

>>11253946
how is a knife not a tool?

>> No.11253970

>>11253946
what a top fucking lad. he has clearly been at this kind of thing his whole life

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>>11253958
That's not a knife. THIS is a knife.

>> No.11254025

>>11249506
You're British aren't you

Can I see your 4chan license mate?

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>> No.11254098

>>11248968
>DEX: 5

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>>11253886

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>>11246263

>Ancient Cygnoid secret! Live hornets! We smush them right into dough!

>> No.11254235

>>11253886
it's the sticking out of the tongue every 10 seconds that really gets to my jimmies

>> No.11254245

>>11253928
It's funny because in that moment she would have felt like her entire world had been destroyed.

>> No.11254247

>>11253941
that's his wedding ring, he's so gauche

>> No.11254260

>>11248145
Well it wouldn't be funny if that red hot pancake would have landed on a newborn baby with the oil permanently scarring it for the sake of a tard getting lucky. I got a 720 no scope yesterday and fuck all babies got hurt. I have Asperger's btw if that matters.

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>>11253913

>> No.11254400

>>11253850
God I wish that were me

>> No.11254403

>>11254377
Only retards hate brunch. Eating the perfect mix of breakfast and lunch foods, drinking too much, passing out after and ruining all plans you made of being productive is absolutely kino.

>> No.11254435

>>11253850
Did she like or hate the customer?

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>>11248968
she cooks like elaine dances

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>>11253886
imagine how much time she spent cutting the footage only to make the same face in every shot.

>> No.11254482

>>11246555
I've cranked so many out to drunken aunt sandra i get hard just thinking about kwanza cake

>> No.11254487

>>11248145
It landed on the damn plate. Masterful chef.

>> No.11254495

>>11252564
What's this from?

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>>11253882
>flacid

>> No.11254595

>>11246555
I mean theres really no way to make meatloaf look attractive tbqh. but wheres the vodka?

>> No.11254600

>>11250269
isnt calling them downies kind of like calling a black person afro-american or something like that

>> No.11254642

>>11249049
nice projection kid.

>> No.11254736
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>>11248145
Fuck I hate retard enablers.

>> No.11254751

>>11254736
So you hate your own parents?

>> No.11254753

>>11254751
no u

>> No.11254767

>>11254736
What exactly is this? Moths?

>> No.11254771

>>11254767
baby birds

>> No.11254777

>>11254600
>not opening a restaurant called Chicken and Niggers

>> No.11254820

>>11250269

no homo but i reckon the guy is cute

>> No.11254897

>>11254103
>>11254065
>>11253933
>>11253886
>>11253882


Am I the only one who hates people who play with their food. Just eat the damn shit. Ever since I have started dieting I no longer get any enjoyment out of eating. It is just a means to an end.

>> No.11254914

>>11254767
No, they're asians.

>> No.11254953

>>11253850
This shouldn't turn me on but it kinda does.

>> No.11255028

>>11253850
i wish that was my hot dog

>> No.11255034

>>11253807
Thought makeup was supposed to make a woman look more attractive.

>> No.11255057

>>11253954
Bentonite clay mask. Nice.

>> No.11255059

>>11253950
Nah, it's his hideous fake gold diamond ring

>> No.11255061

>>11248984
Is that the one in the dog park?

>> No.11255073

>>11253946

I'd buy this bloke 10 beers. What a fucking lad!

>> No.11255098

>>11253882
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
so someone cums on these cakes?

>> No.11255116

>>11253958
he meant for husking the coconut, he only used his mouth instead of the other guy who used a sharp tool

>> No.11255134

>>11254736
just gonna grab a quick snack bro

>> No.11255227

>>11247546
This is in China, why would you tell such a lie you retard if not because you simply hate the french ?

>> No.11255254

>>11254435
It's some kind of fetish thing I'd guess like a guy cumming in food.

>> No.11255287

>>11254736
That is fucking nasty. Is she really eating raw live baby birds?

>> No.11255370

>>11254642
Nothing personnel kid

>> No.11255380

Why no Joey webms?

>> No.11255448
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>>11255380
Why didn't you save the same three Joey webms that get posted in every thread the last time they were posted?

>> No.11255472
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>> No.11255477

>>11255448
Because saving webms and reaction images is a pointless waste of time and bandwidth.

Any more brilliant questions, foolio?

>> No.11255489

>>11255472
that'll be $58

>> No.11255520

>>11255472
That giant unseared piece of fat looks very unappealing.

>> No.11255522

>>11246523
is this not a short haired chick?

>> No.11255524

>>11254897
Nah, I am the same way. When i just look at food I just see the matrix of carbs, fats, and proteins. eating is not a movie theater, its a gas station

>> No.11255615

>>11254377
Virgin vs Chad

>> No.11255655

>>11255477
dumb nihilist

>> No.11255656

>>11255520
Really? I just see the potential for deliciousness.

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>>11255489
It's closer to $340, but that's including eleven other courses and some amuse bouche.

>> No.11255700

>>11255615
yep, look at the filename, lad

>> No.11255716

>>11250282
>how did brazil beat florida at it's signature crop
by being 48x the size and able to pay 3rd world wages perhaps?

>> No.11256062
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11256062

Here's a new one.

>> No.11256070

>>11255448
It all started as a joke,vut hipster faggots are stupid so it un-ironically caught on.

>> No.11256127

>>11254736
Just like a chimp would do

>> No.11256189

>>11255615
illiterate PoS

>> No.11256191

>>11255520
me too, I was kinda pissed

>> No.11256192

>>11254914
hard to tell them apart sometimes

>> No.11256199

>>11255472
>didn't sear the fat
fucking donkey get out

>> No.11256371

>>11246539
how does he get out without vaulting over the counter and beating the shit out of all the eggs while his customers watch in horror

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>> No.11256399

>>11256371
take your medication, danny

>> No.11256410

>>11256391
that's neat, to be honest

>> No.11256435

>>11256410
nobody is denying that you sperg, this isnt "cursed food"

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>>11246263

>> No.11256595

>>11246555
I don't get what this is about. That's literally what a meatloaf looks like when you pull it out of the oven. The fat and juices all pool under it like that

>> No.11256601

>>11252639
Jesus christ, me too.

>> No.11256629

>>11253839
Bretty gud

>> No.11256639

>>11253893
do you even know what a FAS sufferer looks like? Who hurt you?

>> No.11256649

>>11253928
>Thot Status: Patrolled

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>>11254495

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>>11254463

>> No.11256937

>>11255477
>waste of time and bandwidth.
If you're watching them online, it's using the same amount of time and bandwidth...

>> No.11256955

>>11255472
His fucking hair in your food.

Also
>Tasty Paste

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>>11257992
That's a baller ass drink.

>> No.11258114

>>11247880
>is shit now
>now
You just realized this today?

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>>11248508
God damn based... We used to blow home made grenades in a lake behind an hospital when I was a teenager. These days we would probably get shot.

>> No.11258149

>>11258114
Only been browsing this board for about a week. That's how long it took before I got bored with this place. I'm usually in /g/ and /pol/

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>>11253886

>> No.11258192

>>11248119
/b/ was never good

>> No.11258195

>>11258173
the horror
the horror

>> No.11258198

>>11258183
Attractive women feed on attention. That's how they stay skinnier than the fat ones.

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>>11248145
>mfw i thought he was asian at first then slowly realized he was a downy

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>> No.11258213

>>11258173
>complex machinery
>throat cut, no bolt gun
Mmmm, savage fucking sand religion maybe?

>> No.11258216

>>11258173
aren't they supposed to knock them down first?

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>>11258173
>all those pointless machine
just a little bang bang to head will do it

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>> No.11258229

>>11248145
this gif would be so much better if you cut it off before showing that he did something cool

>> No.11258230

>>11258173
What country is this? It seems so weird that they have to resort to cutting its neck.

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>> No.11258237

>>11248192
that's chink scroll not moon rune you idiot fuck

>> No.11258241

>>11258173
That's certainly no wagyu steak...

>> No.11258243

>>11258227
Seems so overly complicated for what is this just bolo spaghet with parmesan and ricotta..

>> No.11258244

>>11258230
probably a kosher or halal butcher

>> No.11258248

>>11258244
I meant ***slaughter

>> No.11258250

>>11246613
Based

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>> No.11258254

>>11258244
I wonder why people consider chinks doing the "more pain means more flavor" as barbarian thing to do when jews and muslims are perfectly happy to mandate animal suffering as well.

>> No.11258256

>>11246263
Huh, swarm waves. Tht's pretty cool.

>> No.11258261

>>11255034

/pol/ humor doesn't work here.

>> No.11258262

>>11258251
It's so weird I kinda thought its a preplanned thing.
Like the director told her to do that at half time and he'd be ready to film it.
I've never heard or seen anyone dip anything in soda.

>> No.11258263

>>11258254
Because it's still PC to bully the chinks. Say anything about circumcision and ritual animal slaugher and you're a nazi though.

>> No.11258266
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>> No.11258268

>>11258227
>needing a life hack to break pasta
Looks like a dumb way to make baked ziti.

>> No.11258269
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>>11258263
The chinks don't have a history of driving trucks into crowds of people who disagree with them.

>> No.11258279

>>11258269
Nah they don't. Neither do Christians in the middle east, despite centuries of getting randomly murderer. But chinks send muslims to reeducation camps and that doesn't sit well with Saudi Arabia so the US gets all uppity about it as well.

>> No.11258283

>>11258254
eh, it's an outdated method of slaughter but it makes sense for the time period it was created, since it was likely the cleanest and most humane way to kill the animal thousands of years ago. There are definitely less cruel ways to slaughter animals today, though.

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>>11258269
Bullshit.

>> No.11258287
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>>11258284
1. Not food.
2. That's just idiocy, not terrorism.

>> No.11258292

>>11253939
I'm gay again

>> No.11258306

>>11258287
You couldn't just laugh at the dark humor in it?
>idiocy
Fucker didn't even slow down, kept going, and you know he saw them. That's terrorism. Or mass homicide. Or something.

>> No.11258310

>>11258283
they had machines like that thousands of years ago?

>> No.11258316

>>11252574
god bless you anon

>> No.11258317

>>11258310
I meant just slitting the animals throat and letting it bleed out.

>> No.11258321

>>11253939
I am now ultragay

>> No.11258333

>>11255472
Couldn't they cut off the fat at the end and give it a sear to improve the texture and not make it look like just a glob of warm fat?

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>>11258310
The uber-jews came up with all sorts of terrifying contraptions, most of which they hid in their vaults.

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>> No.11258359

>>11256062
that is the most pretentious shit i have seen

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>>11258359

>> No.11258369

>>11258227
>scooping out the fat
Why even bother?

>> No.11258372

>>11248145
He's having a better day than me.

>> No.11258375

>>11258359
Wow. For the first time, one of these webm's has genuinely annoyed me.

>> No.11258381

>>11256062
lol just boil it and throw some melted butter on top

>> No.11258388

>>11250282
Juice is bullshit anyway. It's not worthwhile without the fiber.

>> No.11258422

>>11258366
i stand corrected

>> No.11258429

>>11253850
Is she a felon now?

>> No.11258431

>>11248760
She's loving it in the photo, she looks like she's got ben-wa balls in her right then.

>> No.11258436

>>11256410
imagine the profit margarine if he just half assed it, which he probably does when cameras aren't on him

>> No.11258447

>>11258173
>all this heavy machinery and it takes like 1000 asians to kill one cow

no wonder my $1 copper bracelet didnt give me super powers

>> No.11258451

>>11258177
everything you see in this video costs under 20 dollars combined to create, even the people. just look at them. disgusting.

>> No.11258467

>>11258306
>That's terrorism. Or mass homicide
Or badly maintain brakes combined with a heavy load. Which is way more likely.

>> No.11258479

>>11258254
>jews and muslims are perfectly happy to mandate animal suffering
In theory, islam asks that the animal is slaughtered cleanly so as to reduce suffering. It's an actual tenet of halal butchery. Obviously, practicality wins over 'rules' any day and regardless of circumstances. They follow the knife rule and not the pain rule, like catholics follow the condom rule but not the actual sex rule.

>> No.11258482

>>11253939
i like these ones where the person sucks at their job instead of some idiot that can make an egg sandwich in 15 seconds because the heat's on 80000 degrees

>> No.11258639

>>11258366
Literally makes me angry

>> No.11258753

>>11253946
instead of using his face ewhy didn't he just use his machete which he had all along

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>>11258334

>> No.11258858

>>11258269
>The chinks don't have a history of driving trucks into crowds of people who disagree with them.
Please tell me this is ironic and i'm missing it because you're a complete idiot otherwise.

>> No.11258923

>>11258018
Fuck this dumb cunt

>> No.11258987

>>11258369
kill yourself

>> No.11259025

>>11258338
Would eat
Guy looks like Loki too

>> No.11259156

>>11258177
if its in london why isnt it called hipcrisps?

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>>11258334
Whataburger pattymelt

>> No.11259368

>>11258173
Halal slaughtering lobbyists were pushing for the legalization of this shit in Europe and they were told to go fuck themselves. Some European supermarkets have a halal section though, no idea if the meat in those shelves actually come from webm related or if it's just a marketing ploy.

>> No.11259459

>>11258279
>Christians don't have a history of religious murder in the middle east
Anon.

>> No.11259535

>>11258173
Imagine working here.

>> No.11259616

>>11259535
That's how you lost your soul in no time. I cannot imagine a worse job than that.

>> No.11259730

>>11259459
>muh crusades
I'm talking the indigenous christian people of the Levant, Anatolia and Egypt like Copts, Assyrians, Armenians ect.. who are indigenous to those areas and were a majority until the Arabs and Turks came and took it all. Not European Catholics trying to take back Jerusalem eight hundred years ago. Stop being such a dense motherfucker...

>> No.11259936

>>11248508
literal shitstorm

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>>11259730
Uh huh, in a discussion about driving trucks into crowds, you were referring to historical indigenous Christian people.

>> No.11260080

>>11253154
i miss mexico city, the only city where you can get tortas as stupidly big as those

>> No.11260116

>>11246969
???

>> No.11260160

>>11258262
i used to dip pizza in soda, why? idk i just thought it might taste good, it didn't taste bad though