/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11252382]

John-senpai pls notice me. ;-;

[Anonymous No.11252412]

>>11252382
>it's real
what's his fucking problem?

[Anonymous No.11252428]

>>11252412
probably 4chan?

[Anonymous No.11252441]

>>11252412
I hope he hates Babish as much as we do

[Anonymous No.11252444]

>>11252428
I wonder how it even came to his attention?

[Anonymous No.11252446]

Wow, even John hates us.
Truly this is a Ja/ck/ board

[Anonymous No.11252449]

>>11252382
>doesn't know what something is
>insults people who use it anyway
Stupid Jew.

[Anonymous No.11252452]

>>11252444
I'm guessing some 14 yr zoomer messaged him asking if he went on 4chams

[Anonymous No.11252461]

>>11252382

He's being coy. He knows damn well what 4chan is.

[Anonymous No.11252500]

>>11252382
Sorry, Chef John...we'll try harder from now on.

[Anonymous No.11252504]

>>11252382
if no one watches his video and go to his scammy website, he would have still being a miserable line cook and lurk on ck

Also I think ck has an average of older/mature people compare to other boards. So I don't feel bad

[Anonymous No.11252506]

>>11252412
>4chan is home to /pol/, trump central
>chef john is a sanfranny with trump derangement syndrome
yeah what could his problem possibly bee

[Anonymous No.11252507]

>>11252500
You dont owe that man anything, Anon.

[Anonymous No.11252517]

>>11252507
Do not upset Chef John.

[Anonymous No.11252520]

Which board do you guys think that baldie will first hook on ?

My bet is /a/. He looks like a closet weeabo

[Anonymous No.11252523]

>>11252520
What's the board for cuckold porn?

[Anonymous No.11252543]

>>11252449
Fucking this

[Anonymous No.11252552]

>>11252523
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.11252573]

>>11252449
>doesn't know what something is
>insults people who use it anyway
I always thought only rare assholes with no awareness do this, it turns out alot of people with good reputations do it, it's a very risky thing to do

[Anonymous No.11252584]

>>11252412
He is poking fun at us >~< !!

[Anonymous No.11252588]

>>11252449

I know raids don't happen anymore but a simple google search would tell you what this site has done to shit talkers.

[Anonymous No.11252589]

>>11252573
>chef john has a good reputation

[Anonymous No.11252595]

>Le Mashed Potatoes man doesnt like my favorite website

[Anonymous No.11252605]

>>11252444
checked
more idiots that think 4chan needs to be mainstream

[Anonymous No.11252608]

>>11252605
And it's already mainstream as fuck. I wish 75% of the userbase could be culled.

[Anonymous No.11252611]

>>11252449
that's the majority of faggots on this site

[Anonymous No.11252618]

[Anonymous No.11252620]

>>11252382
He's right. I'm leaving now. Bye guys. Srs

[Anonymous No.11252627]

Chef John more like Chef Big Gay

[Anonymous No.11252628]

>>11252382
You know he secretly browses here, rubbing his member with cayenne everyone time we praise him

[Anonymous No.11252629]

>>11252506
>chef john realizes drumpf is the biggest threat to the country and danger to the world since hitler
Hmm, I never cared for him before but I'll definitely consider him in a different light now, thx for the info!

[Anonymous No.11252631]

>>11252608
I remember when posters did their best to hide this site from normalfags. and raided people that were caught discussing it on facebook, twitter, and reddit

[Anonymous No.11252632]

>>11252588
I think Rraid won't happen with ck users. There aren't many ppl on ck plus most us don't get offended easily

If he offended /b/ and he is well know there he would have regret ever insulting them

T.b.h I lost alot of respect to John. I think ck is comfy and funny. Doesn't deserve to get the bad label

[Anonymous No.11252634]

first stallman; now this.
It's like high school and everyone I like hates me.

[Anonymous No.11252636]

>>11252618
Based Chef John!

[Anonymous No.11252637]

He has good taste. I'm a reddit man myself

[Anonymous No.11252640]

>>11252618
this is the kind of faggotry we used to doxx people for

[Anonymous No.11252643]

>>11252632
>If he offended /b/ and he is well know there he would have regret ever insulting them
Have you been to /b/ recently?

>>11252634
What did Stallman say?

[Anonymous No.11252644]

He has a Polish surname you spergs.

[Anonymous No.11252645]

>>11252608
Now that 4chan is bloated with newfags have you also noticed that suddenly EVERYONE claims to have been here since 2004? Even the people loading their posts up with twitter memes that they have to alter to get around the word filters.

[Anonymous No.11252646]

>>11252589
I hate to admit but he does. All his video have pretty consistent good ratings

[Anonymous No.11252647]

>>11252640
lets expose him
not everyone knows hes jewish

[Anonymous No.11252650]

>>11252618
this goddeh faggot makes me miss /i/

[Anonymous No.11252653]

>>11252618
Fucking hell

[Anonymous No.11252654]

>>11252644
check his twitter account
the jewery is real

[Anonymous No.11252655]

>>11252643
I haven't visit b since 9 years

[Anonymous No.11252656]

>>11252647
anyone that doesn't know goddeh is Jewish is retarded

[Anonymous No.11252664]

>>11252632
Lel /b/ is fucking nothing like it used to be.

[Anonymous No.11252665]

[Anonymous No.11252667]

>>11252655
Well you've done yourself a favor because these days it's people making the same trap/rate threads over and over because nobody checks catalogs and lurking is dead. In my last days on /b/ I was hiding 50+ threads before I even started considering what to open.

Not him BTW.

[Anonymous No.11252670]

>>11252664
most /b/rothers don't even know that /b/ is nypa

[Anonymous No.11252680]

>>11252643
he called /g/ nothing but inane comments.

[Anonymous No.11252681]

>>11252618
Goddamnit people on 4chan can be fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.11252684]

>>11252680
He isn't wrong

[Anonymous No.11252697]

>>11252681

[Anonymous No.11252701]

>>11252632
>>11252640
fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.11252702]

>>11252681
>can be
*are
fify

[Anonymous No.11252705]

>>11252634
>finally get along with some people
>"YOU'RE ALL EVIL LOSERS. NO ONE TALK TO THE WEBSITE FULL OF DISGUSTING LOSERS"

[Anonymous No.11252710]

>>11252681
it was going downhill since day 1 but 2010 was when it stopped going downhill and started falling off a cliff

[Anonymous No.11252714]

>>11252701
Like it or not. It's the truth

[Anonymous No.11252715]

>>11252701
found goddeh

[Anonymous No.11252728]

>>11252681
Are you perhaps implying that mainstream coverage of this site is bad and the type of people who routinely thrust 4chan into the limelight should never have been here in the first place?

Sounds like a Jewish conspiracy :^)

[Anonymous No.11252735]

>>11252728
>r/thedonald and /pol/ are the same

[Anonymous No.11252736]

>>11252728
It's literally always been "rule #1 of the fight club, don't talk about the fight club."

[Anonymous No.11252749]

>>11252640
Doxxing is coward shit.

[Anonymous No.11252750]

>>11252735

[Anonymous No.11252755]

>>11252736

[Anonymous No.11252757]

>all those normies warning him about le epic super creepy 4chan website omg

[Anonymous No.11252768]

>>11252749
sounds like someone was on the wrong side of teh lulz

[Anonymous No.11252769]

>>11252755
>Every win fails eventually

[Anonymous No.11252773]

>>11252769
it's true though

[Anonymous No.11252778]

>>11252768
Nope, I just have enough conviction to confront someone face to face when I have a problem with them.

[Anonymous No.11252779]

>>11252773
Yeah that's why I pointed it out.
Describes the state of this site all too well.

[Anonymous No.11252791]

>>11252778
Looks like we got ourselves a tough guy

[Anonymous No.11252796]

>>11252778
>doesn't know how to internet
topkek

[Anonymous No.11252805]

>>11252778
Well feel free to post a screenshot of you being a big internet man and calling that guy a faggot on twitter using a non-spoof account.

[Anonymous No.11252815]

>>11252608
This is what happens when you don't execute the people who don't follow rules 1&2

[Anonymous No.11252818]

>>11252805
the faggot said face to face. meaning they don't confront people on websites, they find out who someone is and where they live(without doxxing somehow) and then do it irl

[Anonymous No.11252824]

>>11252441
him and babish are actually friends, they comment on each other videos all the time

[Anonymous No.11252836]

>>11252815
there needs to be a way to redirect those faggots that talk about 4chan outside of 4chan

[Anonymous No.11252840]

>>11252449
>Not understanding the joke this hard

[Anonymous No.11252854]

>>11252836
Nah, this website is too mainstream now and it's only getting worse by the day. Massive exodus doesn't seem like an option either, other chans didn't fare that good from what I recall.

[Anonymous No.11252856]

NO JOHN NO!!!!!!! WE ARE YOUR FANS!

[Anonymous No.11252863]

>>11252791
I hold my own, but thank you for saying so.
>>11252796
Suck my dick from the back. I knew "how to internet" when you were shitting mustard.
>>11252805
>>11252818
I don't get mad at random f-list celebrities saying stupid stuff on twitter.

[Anonymous No.11252868]

>>11252815
>>11252836
rules 1 & 2 only ever applied to /b/ and not 4chan entirely

[Anonymous No.11252876]

>>11252824
dropped!

[Anonymous No.11252878]

>>11252863
Grandpa, it’s time to stop posting

[Anonymous No.11252882]

>>11252856
what was the point of posting this picture

[Anonymous No.11252883]

>>11252878
Grandma*, fuccboi

[Anonymous No.11252892]

>>11252863
I never said you were mad and I don't believe you need to be mad to call someone a faggot on twitter.

[Anonymous No.11252906]

>>11252382
>>11252412
Today I will remind them.

[Anonymous No.11252908]

>>11252906
>782 upvotes for shilling potato flakes
thanks youtube

[Anonymous No.11252924]

>>11252892
For what though? Why would you even go through the trouble if you weren't mad? This is why you kids lack the conviction I mentioned earlier. You go for the top shelf of insults over nothing and as a result, your words mean nothing when you really need them to.

[Anonymous No.11252941]

>>11252906
T-thanks

[Anonymous No.11252946]

>>11252382
>not asking "who is 4chan"
Fucking zoomers

[Anonymous No.11252955]

>>11252863
>being this mad

[Anonymous No.11252968]

>>11252868
only in the pic, every board viewed it the same way. no board wanted to become mainstream or popular because it only led to a degradation in post quality. even /a/ is a watered down version of what it used to be

[Anonymous No.11252974]

>>11252924
>Why would you even go through the trouble if you weren't mad?
It's hilarious to me that the guy droning on about his convictions can't imagine doing a thing without being angry about it.

>You go for the top shelf of insults over nothing
Calling someone a faggot on twitter is a top shelf insult? At that, when I need my words to mean something I'm not going to be posting them on social media like pic related.

[Anonymous No.11252977]

>>11252906
t. gigantic faggot

[Anonymous No.11252979]

>>11252924
>seething newfaggot

[Anonymous No.11252984]

>>11252977
Seething newfag

[Anonymous No.11252985]

>>11252968
>even /a/
>the second/third most trafficked board
but yeah I agree, everything becomes more shit as it grows in popularity, including this board, it's like a rule of the internet

[Anonymous No.11252988]

>>11252985
/a/ is closer to fourth or fifth, actually. /v/, /pol/, and /vg/ are all way bigger, and I think something else comes behind them.

[Anonymous No.11252989]

>>11252382
>>11252412
i told you guys, this kike is nothing but trouble, also he browses this place too, just check out his last video

[Anonymous No.11252991]

>>11252984
>enjoys plebbit
>calls others newfags

[Anonymous No.11252993]

>>11252991
Shitty bait, newfag.

[Anonymous No.11252996]

>>11252705
>>11252634
damn, it's almost like successful people have no time for a cesspit who's sole purpose is to drain your productivity in favor of wageslave memes and pseudo-leftism with a hint of rightism.

get a job.

[Anonymous No.11252997]

Is Dave /ourguy/?

[Anonymous No.11252998]

>>11252988
these days they are. /a/ /v/ and /b/ used to be the most trafficked board when that picture was made. /pol/ was created as a containment board, but it only worked that way for a few weeks

[Anonymous No.11253000]

>>11252595
what the fuck am i even watching? at what point does this stop being staged?

[Anonymous No.11253002]

>>11252993

[Anonymous No.11253003]

>>11252988
/tv/ and /b/ have way more traffic than /a/.

[Anonymous No.11253004]

>>11252985
>>11252988
https://4stats.io/
According to that, /a/'s actually the seventh board, with /tv/, /int/, /b/, /vg/, /pol/ and /v/ above it in ascending order.
Things become shit because new users just hop onto the platform and begin posting like how they see in those "incdlude me in the screncap!!" posts, not realising there's actually a proper culture to the place that the smaller community had fostered before it hit mainstream.

[Anonymous No.11253007]

>>11252856
I do need to try that feta chicken soon actually.

[Anonymous No.11253009]

>>11253003
/tv/ averages less than 100 posters per thread

[Anonymous No.11253010]

>>11253003
>tfw love /tv/ but don’t watch tv

[Anonymous No.11253012]

everyone in this thread now remembers puddi puddi

[Anonymous No.11253013]

>>11252974
>It's hilarious to me that the guy droning on about his convictions can't imagine doing a thing without being angry about it
There's no reason to call someone a faggot unless it's a buddy or you're mad at them. Unless... you're just an edgelord troll who wouldn't say shit IRL? Hm. That was kind of my point in the first place.
>At that, when I need my words to mean something I'm not going to be posting them on social media like pic related
You won't be able to muster the balls to talk shit in real life if you're used to doing it online all the time. I know your type, I'm a counselor to some folks just like you. You've ruined yourself by thinking your attitude online reflects the way you'd approach someone in person. You may rehearse it in your head over and over how you're going to "le epic pwntz" your adversary, but when it comes down to it, you just stutter out some half-assed "f-fuck you..." I'm sorry, I realize no one likes to be told about themselves.

[Anonymous No.11253017]

>>11253009
Plenty of threads fall off the board with less than 10 posters on /v/ too. /tv/ still has more traffic than/a/.

[Anonymous No.11253019]

>>11252523
/tv/

[Anonymous No.11253020]

>>11253012
I once met a guy with a Giga Puddi shirt who had no idea where it came from.

[Anonymous No.11253024]

guys we need to get the real deal in our side, bruno is a real chef much better than that stupid "chef" john, and i bet he actually browses /ck/ too, just look at his face

[Anonymous No.11253027]

>>11252715
>>11252714
this is why we had NYPA, not using it prolifically attracted newfags like you to the site

[Anonymous No.11253029]

>>11253013
>there's no reason to call someone a faggot unless if it's a buddy or you're mad at them
you clearly haven't been here that long. even the faggot that you're arguing with knows that's just how faggots on this site talk to each other. it's only been since this shithole went mainstream that fags started calling each other anon

[Anonymous No.11253033]

>>11252680
He's not wrong but he's also literally an autist, so he probably doesn't "get" it on a personal level, hilarious and ironic as that may sound.

[Anonymous No.11253035]

>>11253027
I'm a nypa faggot. found (insert faggot here) has been around since the joke's creation

[Anonymous No.11253045]

>>11253033
somewhat related, /g/ has a sense of humor. they didn't sage or report my thread about spamware

[Anonymous No.11253069]

>>11252412
normies think 4chan is /b/ and /pol/ and that's it

[Anonymous No.11253073]

>>11253013
>There's no reason to call someone a faggot unless it's a buddy or you're mad at them.
Sounds like a lack of conviction to me, and since when is calling someone a faggot on twitter necessarily edgelord behavior?

>I know your type
LMAO and now the highly unqualified psychoanalysis begins. Let's take a look at:
>You've ruined yourself by thinking your attitude online reflects the way you'd approach someone in person.
Notice how you were the first one to throw out direct insults? And mixed with passive-aggression no less, just about what I'd expect from the kind of person which you're trying to convince Anonymous internet people that you aren't.

[Anonymous No.11253122]

>>11253073
1. I've not insulted anyone here. If you feel insulted, that's a you-problem.
2.) There was no passive agression in my post. Bitch. Maybe you're just projecting?
3.) I'm not trying to convince you of anything. You're just being a faggot. Let me share with you a story:
>on tour with my old band
>playing a show at a weird religious commune
>after show, cultist QT asks me if I want to participate in a "very sexual ritual"
>being young and experimental, I agree and follow her to a clearing in the woods where there are others waiting
>everyone is laying in a circle around some weird symbol
>a meat hook hangs on a chain from a tree branch above the circle
>I strip and join them
>suddenly two more cultists appear with a live goat
>I ask wtf this shit is about
>cultist snaps at me to STFU
>they bring out a machete and saw the goat's fucking head off
>impale goat's head on the meat hook
>swing the head over us as blood drips onto our naked bodies
>iwannagohome.jpg
>feel something tugging at my feet
>try to look down and cultist yells at me to hold tf still
>now it's pulling
>pulling my leg
>just like I've been pulling yours this whole time, faggot

[Anonymous No.11253155]

>>11253122
>I've not insulted anyone here
Says the man who capped off his previous post with
>I'm sorry, I realize no one likes to be told about themselves.
That's not the kind of thing one types after posting sunshine & lollipops.

>There was no passive agression in my post.
See above. That is textbook passive aggression.

>Merely pretending
Saw that coming a mile away. At least we both got what we wanted. At this point I'll say goodbye, I've got traffic to sit in.

[Anonymous No.11253158]

>>11253122
kek

[Anonymous No.11253165]

>>11252996
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.11253239]

>>11253122
Kek nice one

[Anonymous No.11253334]

>>11252382
No more boomers on 4chan. We got enough of them here for /pol/ or the most recent media hysteria, I don't want them on /ck/

>>11253012
What a shame EFG is dead now

[Anonymous No.11253390]

>>11253012
Jesus that was my freshman year in college. It unironocally helped my grades since i wasn't able to shitpost on /b/ for a short time.

[Anonymous No.11253399]

>>11253334
EFG was gold, it was one of the few forced memes I enjoyed

[Anonymous No.11253405]

>>11252504
He's already a millionaire from cook books, dinkus

[Anonymous No.11253414]

>>11253390
I convinced someone I knew that abandoned this site earlier that year to go back on that day. they raged so hard and spammed me with texts of just
puddipuddipuddipuddipuddi for the next week as revenge

[Anonymous No.11253427]

>>11252645
>EVERYONE claims to have been here since 2004
Yeah. Even though less than 1% of current users are originalfags. I would dare say it's less than fifty people out of millions.
>in after chanology
2011 master faggot race reporting

[Anonymous No.11253436]

>>11253414
Lol. My wife browsed the site on occasion back then as well and on a few occasions over the years she has texted me a wall of puddipuddipuddi while im at work completely at random. Gives me a chuckle.

[Anonymous No.11253441]

>>11253427
Eternal newfag of 08 reporting. Came here from newgrounds and ED and never left.

[Anonymous No.11253444]

>>11252605
ehh.. It has been mainstream for easily 10 years. Didn't you notice the majority of underage try hards?

[Anonymous No.11253470]

>>11252618
>make wholesome thread
>go to bed
>wake up
>a person I admire is talking shit on me for no discernible reason
Oh, okay

[Anonymous No.11253471]

>>11252882
to prove im a subscriber

[Anonymous No.11253476]

>>11252735
First spike is Fappening, afterwards we hit 2016 election and site usage keeps climbing.

Most of the incoming users came here during the election, it's a combination of Russian disinformation operators (inb4 MUH SHAREBLUE KILLARY SHILLS) or r/the_donald transplants.

[Anonymous No.11253485]

>>11252840
...and all the replies not getting it either.
The average IQ in this place is so low these days I wonder if most anons here are actually human.

[Anonymous No.11253490]

>>11252382
>>11252618
And just like that, I don't care for him anymore.

[Anonymous No.11253504]

>>11252667
This, and they keep getting around my filters, I have 10 keywords for log posters in my filter, I could go there now and probably see 2 on page one. Place isn't worth looking at anymore.

[Anonymous No.11253512]

>>11252856
>anon thinks that makes him happy
It's like finding out a tripple extra chromosomed mongoloid has a massive crush on you.

[Anonymous No.11253513]

>>11252382
what a fucking boomer grade nigger.
>muh no life on 4chan may may
wow so stunning, cool, different, and original, john. feel free to get off that high horse anytime while youre a fucking meme chef.
>why would anyone have a cooking jewtube channel lol what a loser lolol
>people that use the internet in a way I dont use it are losers lol

John, I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers.

[Anonymous No.11253516]

>>11252667
This place started to die for me when I stopped browsing /b/. Used to be the heart of this place where things happened. Last I checked it's just porn, traps, and meet-up threads. Not an ounce of creativity or humour.

[Anonymous No.11253518]

>>11253427
Came here in 2005 infrequently up until 2007 when I became a frequent user.

>tfw /tv/ turned into /pol/ lite
>tfw /x/ turned into roleplaying and conspiracy tards
>tfw /fit/ turned into normie central
>tfw /pol/ turned into r/the_donald
>tfw /b/ turned into gay porn

I want to leave, but where would I go? Other chans dry up in a matter of weeks and reddit is...well, reddit.

[Anonymous No.11253520]

>>11253444
'07 was the end of the "peak era"
'05 was my favorite year, I'm just disappoint that I don't have the majority of my folders anymore. there was so much content from that era which is basically lost to time now.
also, ytmnd>funnyjunk

[Anonymous No.11253522]

>>11253520
BRING BACK SNACKS

[Anonymous No.11253523]

>>11253470
The important thing is senpai noticed you, even if it wasn't good, you were still noticed.

[Anonymous No.11253525]

Imagine actually getting offended by this.

[Anonymous No.11253529]

>>11253470
>Japanese cartoon faggot

You deserve nothing but scorn, weeb

[Anonymous No.11253532]

>>11253516
it appears as if they gave up fighting the robots and furfags since my last visit, which was when the spiderman posters stopped spamming trap and loli breads

[Anonymous No.11253534]

>>11253525
This. True oldfags know that if you use 4chan you're a degenerate piece of shit. You might have a job, you might own a home, a car, be married, have kids...but you'll always be the awkward teenager/twenty something jacking off to a trap at 3 in the morning and hating yourself when you're finished.

[Anonymous No.11253537]

>>11253518
'07 here, you should go back to plebbit

[Anonymous No.11253540]

>>11253534
visiting 4chan is nothing to be proud of

[Anonymous No.11253542]

>>11253012
>not a 400x400 gif
efg is truly dead

[Anonymous No.11253546]

>>11253537
Anyone who's been posting here for 10+ years shouldn't be proud of it.

I would know.

I just don't like other websites and I like not having to log in and have people stalk me with a username.

[Anonymous No.11253550]

>>11253518
I tried to leave by starting my own imageboard. It lasted for about 2 years then dried up, despite me doing everything in my power to keep it alive. I really do think that we're just here forever.

[Anonymous No.11253551]

>>11253522
>going to 2chan, wish me luck
>BRING BACK SNACKS!
>going to 7chan, wish me luck
>BRING BACK SNACKS!
>NO CAKE!

[Anonymous No.11253557]

>>11253542
this, efg was gold in /gif/ win threads

[Anonymous No.11253566]

>>11253546
>shouldn't be proud of it.
Then stop bragging about it then.

[Anonymous No.11253571]

>>11253551
The cake is a lie!

[Anonymous No.11253577]

>>11252382
this tweet makes me think he probably posts here, but is pretending he doesn't

[Anonymous No.11253578]

>>11253571
first portal almost broke this site
>it's delicious cake and you must partake

[Anonymous No.11253589]

>>11253578
tbc, delicious cake has nothing to do with portal but everything to do with 8(c)han

[Anonymous No.11253594]

>>11253550
789chan?

[Anonymous No.11253599]

>>11253577
I wouldn't be surprised if he browsed it on occasion and is just being coy. /ck/ is one of the better boards for normies.

[Anonymous No.11253634]

>>11252446
Nope, it's an Emmy board. Weird that a mother of two comes here, but God bless the queen.

[Anonymous No.11253663]

>>11252728
please don't associate r/the donald, with pol. they are kike faggots

[Anonymous No.11253692]

>>11253663
>caring about either one
get off my board

[Anonymous No.11253704]

>>11253692
>my board

[Anonymous No.11253706]

What they don't know is that 4chan is just reddit without registering a username

[Anonymous No.11253707]

>>11253706
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.11253721]

why are people so scared of 4chan?

[Anonymous No.11253726]

>>11253706
haha, hey guys upboat his comment
haha the faggot narwhal bacons.
hey guys reddits protrump haha
what I'm not a nazi, hitler wasn't cool
based black guy!
lolz

[Anonymous No.11253728]

>>11253721
>thinking 4chan requires a username
>thinking 4chan is the deep web
jesus christ why are people so stupid?

[Anonymous No.11253751]

>>11253721
lol stupid bitch, as if I have just one 4chan

[Anonymous No.11253764]

guys do you think chef john says nigger irl?

[Anonymous No.11253772]

>>11252382
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRcdmbC0HHs

[Anonymous No.11253776]

>and remember: you are the cooking with jack of your hamburger chili mac
based chef john

[Anonymous No.11253778]

>>11253764
All liberals do behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.11253822]

>>11253778
In one of his videos he said he's not a communist. I think he voted TRUMP. Like me.

[Anonymous No.11253834]

Guys how do I get chef john to be my friend?

[Anonymous No.11253853]

>>11253707
>>11253726
You fags got assblasted fast af

[Anonymous No.11253854]

I wonder if chef john knows about jack? we need to educate him on our king

[Anonymous No.11253881]

>>11253704
>reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit reddit
get off my board

[Anonymous No.11253890]

>>11253881
Rent free

[Anonymous No.11253895]

>>11253707
>>11253726
>self-awareness non-existent

[Anonymous No.11253900]

>>11253890
You can't be this stupid..

[Anonymous No.11253932]

>>11253900
Free brain renovations courtesy of Reddit

[Anonymous No.11253938]

>>11253895
>try to sound intelligent by using big words
>misspell existant

[Anonymous No.11253957]

>>11253932
>yes I truly am and I'm going all in, full clueless.
Holy shit, the tardation is reaching critical levels.
>>11253938
The IQ is now going sub zero in this place. It's a new world record.

[Anonymous No.11253962]

>After all, you are the Jackie Chan, of your 4chan

[Anonymous No.11253978]

>>11253520
ytmnd was peaking hard in '05 and '06, that place used to be hilarious

[Anonymous No.11253985]

>>11253957
>REEEEEE STOP POINTING OUT MY BLATENT SPELLING ERRORS

[Anonymous No.11254004]

>>11253985
pictured left to right: you, them

[Anonymous No.11254005]

>>11253985
>BLATENT
oof

[Anonymous No.11254014]

>>11253523
That's a good point

[Anonymous No.11254018]

>>11254004
Pictured here: (You)

[Anonymous No.11254026]

>>11254014
Meant for >>11253704

[Anonymous No.11254032]

[Anonymous No.11254044]

>>11254032
>boomer from PA is a childless libcuck
Imagine my surprise

[Anonymous No.11254051]

>>11254018
>seething msp fag

[Anonymous No.11254054]

>>11253978
agreed

[Anonymous No.11254084]

>>11254051
>seething MLP fag

[Anonymous No.11254125]

lmao.
>John Mitzewich
This guy is a fucking jew. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.11254141]

>>11252412
Nothing, I realize we've all been sliding around in this festering shit pile for so long we are normalized to it, but the irony in that is that the ones we call normies are right about this place. It is the asshole hellscape of the internet. It just also happens to be an addictive time waster.

[Anonymous No.11254171]

[Anonymous No.11254183]

>>11252382
Fuck Chef John.

Never meet your heroes.

He's a shitty cook anyways.

His Asian recipes are a joke.

[Anonymous No.11254187]

>>11254171
>B
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.11254188]

>>11254183
stfu you dirty faggot. how brown are you to use the return key that much?

[Anonymous No.11254560]

>>11253441
same

[Anonymous No.11254570]

>>11252382
Chef John here. You guys don't understand jokes real good. Also, who is Chef John?

[Anonymous No.11254571]

>>11254171
This hurts.

[Anonymous No.11254665]

We probably got more new fags coming here because of casually explained's meme video.

[Anonymous No.11254862]

>>11252449
The best are the kikes defending their cultural faggotry
Kys scumbuckets, worthless jew niggers

[Anonymous No.11254876]

>>11252656
Yeah well fuck jewishs

[Anonymous No.11254886]

>>11252382
He is literally a cuck

[Anonymous No.11254917]

>>11252382
I'm sorry, but who? Who is this guy and why do his tweets matter?

[Anonymous No.11254949]

>>11252629
How many more international conflicts are the US in since he went into office? How much have they escalated? You can't both say he's buddies with Russia and that he'll start a war with them, choose one narrative and stick to it.

He seems kinda shit nationally though but that's the least of my issues and honestly you deserve it for being stupid.

[Anonymous No.11254981]

>>11252382
read his twitter a bit, he's a far left nutbag. of course he hates 4chan, CNN told him to

[Anonymous No.11254992]

>>11253721

[Anonymous No.11255055]

>>11254917
He's chef john and he's a very important person. Unironically

[Anonymous No.11255094]

>>11254981
>Unlike the libcucks, I only do what THIS guy tells me to do!

[Anonymous No.11255096]

>>11252618
People with anime avatars or people who pretend to be anime girls are the weeb equivalent of furfags. It's no wonder Chef John is disgusted.

[Anonymous No.11255100]

>>11254949

[Anonymous No.11255107]

>if any of you niggers don't use cayenne I'll personally come to your home and rape you. Deus Vult 14/88

wtf I love Chef John now

[Anonymous No.11255135]

>>11252449
He's joking you room temperature IQ having cuck. Castrate yourself.

[Anonymous No.11255150]

>>11252618
anime fags ruin everything

[Anonymous No.11255175]

Bumping for chef john visibility

[Anonymous No.11255272]

>>11254886
my sides

[Anonymous No.11255354]

>>11253721
Where to pick up my 4Chan?

[Anonymous No.11255381]

Please, we all know he's rubbing a cayenne spiced angry one out every night somewhere deep in /d/, while telling himself
>and remember, you're the Tom Hanks, of your degenerate wanks!

[Anonymous No.11255396]

>>11255381
That's really funny, anon.

[Anonymous No.11255498]

The butthurt is real in this thread.

[Anonymous No.11256098]

>>11252618
Based

[Anonymous No.11256160]

>>11253471
You could of subbed , taken the pic then unaub. Please review the internet before your next post.

[Anonymous No.11256174]

what
really
a man who lives in san francisco is left wing?
hahaha
what did you expect

[Anonymous No.11256207]

>>11252412
>they are on my trail! quick! i need to cover up my tracks

[Anonymous No.11256217]

>>11252523
/gif/

[Anonymous No.11256284]

>>11256160
>you could of
You could have been aborted and your mom could have raised a kid that had the ability to spell.

[Anonymous No.11256320]

>>11256284

[Anonymous No.11256353]

>>11253520
even moot says 07 was best chan
It was still ok until the phoneposter nation hit

[Anonymous No.11256375]

>>11256174
>4chan is a right wing website

[Anonymous No.11256382]

>>11256375
you don't go to other boards much or even this board much do you?

[Anonymous No.11256395]

>>11256382
/pol/ being flooded with redditors after the election and leaving their containment board to shit on other boards doesn't define this place, and if you think it does you need to go back.

[Anonymous No.11256455]

>>11254886
Do you think he has his own shed?

[Anonymous No.11256458]

>>11256395
This post exists in an alternate reality

[Anonymous No.11256512]

>>11256375
Yeah, that's what happens when you grant asylum and free speech to a bunch of unironic neonazis. Instead of being grateful for a home (and staying in their containment board) they take over. They literally act like the non-adapting immigrants they so very much hate. They don't integrate, and once they're the majority, everyone else can go fuck themselves. I'm not even left-wing myself, but these hypocritical assholes disgust me.

[Anonymous No.11256544]

>>11256382
This site isn't right-wing, the post-2016 plebbitors are just the ones who scream the loudest. The internet is mainstream now and they're mostly zoomers who are still in the honeymoon stage where they just discovered they say "nigger" on 4chan. That's why you have the same nigger jokes that we had back in 2005-2006 being spammed on blue boards. These kids are idiots though, they don't understand how tired old jokes are no longer funny after 12 years so they automatically assume that you're offended when you tell them to fuck off. They don't understand 4chan culture, at all, and think there are actually SJWs here who get triggered by things.

[Anonymous No.11256582]

>>11256544

Saying nigger is a timeless tradition.

Nigger.

[Anonymous No.11256632]

>>11255150
Maybe you should stop posting on an anime imageboard then

[Anonymous No.11256660]

>>11256544
Blaming shit on "edgy kids" is the internet version of "get off my lawn"

[Anonymous No.11256674]

>>11256544
I think every newfag larps as being hot shit when they first get here. Most of us grow out of it though. If you've been coming to 4chan since the aughts, of course the younger posters are going to piss you off.

[Anonymous No.11256680]

>>11252778
You better watch out before somone uses their 3l1te hax0r skills to send pizzas to your house.
Heh, watch you back buddy...

[Anonymous No.11256686]

>>11252997
He definitely knows his stuff.
Modern 4chan is indeed characterised by everybody on the site having the same opinions. That's why we all get along so well.

>>11256455
They don't call him John "Two Sheds" Mitzewich for nothing.

[Anonymous No.11256700]

>>11256632
>/ck/ is an anime image board
Lurk Moar, newfag.

[Anonymous No.11256733]

>>11256700
The issue is if you asked an average normie what 4Chan is about they would probably say it's a website about Japanese cartoons or it's a white power racist website, neither is correct but that's what populism does, especially post 2016.
4Chan is an extension of social media in a perverse kind of way but some of the boards such as /diy/, /out/ and to a lesser extent /k/ are quite useful and informative because they are concerned with and attract people with genuine practical interests and concerns.

[Anonymous No.11256743]

>>11252906
Nicholas started the fire.

[Anonymous No.11256746]

>>11256632
This post.
Classic newfag doesn't know the difference between a website and a board.
Fucking burn you utter moron.

[Anonymous No.11256748]

>>11256733
>a lesser extent /k/ are quite useful and informative because they are concerned with and attract people with genuine practical interests and concerns
A much lesser extent in recent years. The no-guns scourge has only festered after the election

[Anonymous No.11256755]

>>11256733
That's not what the word "populism" means.

[Anonymous No.11256756]

>>11256733
>/k/
>quite useful and informative
they're at best as useful as us, which is to say extremely limited

[Anonymous No.11256790]

>>11252382
>4chan sux
>wait! I mean what's 4chan

[Anonymous No.11256829]

>>11256746

[Anonymous No.11256845]

do you think Ja/ck/ Scalfani ever posts on this image board?

[Anonymous No.11256862]

>>11252382
old dudes talking shit on twitter makes me think he's not as cool as I wanted him to be.

[Anonymous No.11256893]

>>11256829
First of all; you're citing wikipedia. If you weren't new here you'd know that people here call 4chan the site and the individual boards, well, boards. You might as well try to argue that you can't be a newfag because you're neither gay nor a cigarette. That's how stupid you're making yourself look.
Second; it is a screenshot of /b/ rather than the front page so it is indeed a shot of a single board on the site.

[Anonymous No.11256903]

9001% sure OP and several posts is jeff chohn

[Anonymous No.11256909]

>>11256845
>I watch a lot of YouTube

[Anonymous No.11256999]

>>11256544
>they're mostly zoomers
If only, a good proportion of them are actual boomers.

[Anonymous No.11257017]

>>11256893

[Anonymous No.11257048]

>>11256999
That explains why they're so fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.11257175]

>>11252996
>pseudo-leftism with a hint of rightism
What did anon mean by this?

[Anonymous No.11257254]

>>11252441
>I hope he hates Babish as much as we do
>we do

What are you, retarded?

[Anonymous No.11257335]

>>11256582
faggot and nigger have been a thing since the beginning

[Anonymous No.11257348]

>>11257175
I'll give you a hint, you quoted the 5 characters which constitute the answer

[Anonymous No.11257421]

>>11252618
some kind of shitskin normie. these are the kind of people ruining every board that tolerates them.
really, we should start goreposting to get them to leave but im sure the faggot mods would delet

[Anonymous No.11257510]

All the /pol/ boomers (AND I MEAN LITERAL BOOMERS) who showed up after that bullshit qanon fuckery and magapede shit need to fucking GO

[Anonymous No.11257528]

>>11257254
>liking babby
what a faggot

[Anonymous No.11257871]

>>11256733
>4Chan
pls go

[Anonymous No.11258314]

>>11252632
All we have to do is tell /pol/ some san fran anti-trumper is insulting them, then theyd tell /b/ to raid him. Lol

[Anonymous No.11258402]

>>11256160
i didn't do that

[Anonymous No.11258459]

>>11253470
Man, im sorry

[Anonymous No.11258762]

*hacker voice*
it’s time to call 4chan the infamous hacker guy

[Anonymous No.11258951]

>>11253546
>proud
I'm just comfortable here. No need to fuss over maintaining a reputation/persona associated with a handle. Tried plebbit and it was just... unnerving.

[Anonymous No.11258959]

>>11253721
>have a 4chan
>deep web
the fuck

[Anonymous No.11258977]

>>11256382
t. qoomer

[Anonymous No.11258985]

>>11256582
>>11257335
Niggerfaggots, every single one of us.

[Anonymous No.11259258]

>>11252997
wait a minute. there was memes back in 2004?

[Anonymous No.11259278]

>>11253721
She's right, though. Pass users and namefigs are all serial killers waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.11259301]

>>11254187
>>11254571
I wonder why don't they just go on 4chan for greentext and shitposting if they crave it so badly

[Anonymous No.11259342]

>>11256845

[Anonymous No.11259467]

>>11253485
they're russian bots crafted to bring down morale

[Anonymous No.11259468]

>>11252523
/tv/

[Anonymous No.11259475]

>>11252595
wtf IS THIS

[Anonymous No.11259483]

>>11253518
I've been here since 06 (I was 12) unfortunately and I'll probably never leave no matter how shit it gets, there's nowhere else I belong

[Anonymous No.11259489]

>>11252755
so cringe to look back on and to think I engaged with this shit back then

[Anonymous No.11259503]

>>11252750
ewwww

[Anonymous No.11259511]

>>11252382
Based chef john. Only absolute faggots admit going on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.11259515]

>>11252989
what about his last vid?

[Anonymous No.11259517]

>>11259258
disgusting

[Anonymous No.11259543]

>>11254032
based

[Anonymous No.11259547]

>>11254183
I love Chef John but I just watched his beef and broccoli vid today and it made me mad.

[Anonymous No.11259551]

>>11255096
this

[Anonymous No.11259559]

>>11256733
I feel like /diy/ is slower now than ever before.

[Anonymous No.11260234]

>>11257335
Which attracted "them"

[Anonymous No.11260383]

>>11253002
saved
have one in exchange

[Anonymous No.11261016]

>>11252382
Babbish and john use the same vocal inflection