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what do dinosaurs taste like?

>> No.11257259

Chewy chicken.

>> No.11257260

>>11257251
Like crocodile.

>> No.11257263

>herbaceous dinosaurs
chicken
>carnivorous dinosaurs
alligator

>> No.11257265

>>11257259
Slightly fishy.

>> No.11257268

>>11257251
Gamey-like, I've been told.

>> No.11257270

>>11257251
SAGE, don't reply to shitposts anon

>> No.11257286

>>11257263
>carnivorous dinosaurs are literally birds
>taste more like alligators than the dinosaurs that aren't

Think that one through again champ

>> No.11257296

There's only one known historical record of them being eaten and it said it wasn't good tasting. Though cooking techniques and access to ingredients were limited at that time so maybe that had something to do with it.

>> No.11257424

>>11257286
I want to eat Ducky. She's like a quail, yep yep yep.
Tree Stars also look good but I'll bet they're chewy and sinewy

>> No.11258335

>>11257251
Now I want to mount an expedition to the congo and hunt me some Mokemembembe. Think it'd be like hippo? What do hippos taste like?

>> No.11258374

>>11257251
A little gamey, kind of like bear...boil the meat outside first to keep the stench out of the house...
And tough...prolly cause so fucking old...

>> No.11258386

>>11257251
When was the last time you went to KFC, Chick Fil A, Zaxby's, or Popeye's?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelurosauria

>> No.11258389

>>11258386
>There is consensus among paleontologists that birds are descended from coelurosaurs. Under modern cladistic definitions, birds are considered the only living lineage of coelurosaurs. Birds are classified by most paleontologists as belonging to the subgroup Maniraptora.

>> No.11258394

>>11257286
>literally birds
You're literally idiotic.

>> No.11258411

>>11258394
>>11258386
>>11258389
Living birds are all of the lineage that made it through the mass extinction. You can make some guesses if you eat birds that consume mostly fish, mostly meat, and reptiles that consume a variety of food sources (herbivores, omnivores, carnivores (broken down further between land and aquatic carnivores)).
One example is rattlesnakes eat small land animals, and taste like poultry. Aquatic carnivorous snakes tend to taste fishier, probably due to the oils of the fish that make up their diet.

>> No.11258414

Saying that you know what dinosaurs would have tasted like because you can eat modern day birds is like saying that you know what ostrich tastes like because you've eaten boneless skinless chicken breast. It's not what people mean and you know it, but you think you're making yourself look smart by reciting technicalities.

>> No.11258420

>>11257251
Like lizards

>> No.11258427

>>11257251
what does a tree star taste like?

>> No.11258449

>>11258411
Fish only taste fishy because they eat aquatic plants.

>> No.11258452

>>11257424

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judith_Barsi#Abuse_and_murder

>> No.11258463

>>11258449
or animals that ate aquatic plants

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>>11258452
someone always has to post it

>> No.11258492

>>11258427
like spinach that doesn't leave your mouth dry and
a mother's love

>> No.11258512

Dinosaurs aren’t real

>> No.11258981
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11258981

my 4 year old says these are what dinosaurs taste like

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11258989

id eat one. probably a cross between chicken and a gator.

ask these guys.

>> No.11259012

>>11257251
Is he going to eat that Metapod?

>> No.11259028

>>11258452
we all know already

>> No.11259042

>>11258989
Uhh excuse me what the fuck
Is that real? If so how

>> No.11259051

>>11259042
yeah its real... google it...you didn't realize they existed up until the ~1800s? and were hunted to extinction? lol wtf do you think "Dragons" were?

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>>11259061
>>11259070
I dont wanna live anymore

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>>11257251
/ck/ knows all.

>> No.11259109

>>11257424
how did they make leaves looks so fucking good?

>> No.11259143

>>11258989
>>11259061
>>11259070
Those are only honorary dinosaurs.

>> No.11259145

In very rare instances actual tissue remains unpetrified, so one can sometimes find parts of long bones particularly with material like musty old leaf matter in them. I know of one instance of a pioneering palaeo making a tea out of some out of curiousity
One anon on /an/ I think claimed to have done the same, but the dinosaurs threads there are haunted by at least one mental case, so its hard to say. Certainly there's enough bone material that is found and traded publically for that to be possiblem

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11259201

Not a big fan of dino meat. Taste like chicken.

>> No.11259204

>>11259109
80s/90s cartoon food always looks great.

>> No.11259207

Oil. They taste exactly like oil.

>> No.11259221

>>11259207
Petroleum has nothing to do with dinosaurs.

>> No.11259230

>taste like chicken

chicken too bland, they must have tasted like fowl or pheasant

>> No.11259239

Salty milk and coins

>> No.11259260

>>11259207
Petroleum is from the carboniferous era long before dinosaurs. In those days bacteria hadn't yet evolved to digest wood, so trees would just pile up.

>> No.11259267

>>11259260
That's coal. Petroleum formed mostly from algae/plankton.

>> No.11259284

>>11259267
I have disgraced myself in the eyes of /ck/

>> No.11259404

>>11258452
Jesus christ fuck off, it doesn't need to be mentioned every time

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>>11257251
>what do dinosaurs taste like?

Slow moving herbivores like Ceratops, Long-Necks, and Hadrosaurs would have lean red-meat similar to beef or moose with maybe just a bit more fat given the sheer fucking size and thickness of the creature. Herbivorous Dinosaurs had a semi-varied diet, by that I mean: in times of plenty they'd browse and graze on a lot of good, green, vegetation, but in harder times they weren't shy about eating bark and twigs and I've heard that can make meat gamey?
Also, it should be noted that Dinosaur's dietary habits change dramatically when they become broody and Herbivorous Dinosaurs were known to have gorged themselves on rotted wood and even shellfish to get at the calcium in the shells n' so forth... This would probably make them taste like garbage?

Don't be fooled into thinking a Mimus(Galli, Struthi, Ornitho) is going to taste like "CHICKEN XD" as they're running on the same rules as Ostridge and would have extremely lean red meat.

If you want something like poultry you're not going to find it unless you hunt and cook up a Pterodactyl.

>> No.11260627

>>11257251
Meteor