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What foods do you fuel up on before engaging in all-night sex?

Me? I choose crab legs.

>> No.11259045

>>11258978
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>> No.11259048

>>11258978
>your containment board
>fuck off back to it

>> No.11259053

I have 11 shocking facts about Barron Trump's IQ that will lay you on your ass

>> No.11259056

>>11259048
this is the food board you cock juggler

>> No.11259066

>>11259056
I know. This is my board. We don't like 'straya food, 'straya shitposters, of 'strayans posting stale /tv/ memes on slow boards. Not even /tv/ likes 'straya.

>> No.11259263

>>11259045
Isn't it mayo?

>> No.11259290

>>11259263
It's mayo here in America where it was invented. In other countries, they'll take our fast food but change it slightly because they're dumbfucks. Over there it's mayo with a little dill

>> No.11259306

>>11258978
Won't that make your cum taste bad?

>> No.11259382

>>11258978
>engaging in all-night sex?
When I have a session of male/male scheduled I generally eat girlishly because I like to bottom. Male/female I exert my dominance so it's a more masculine prep like steak.

>> No.11259384

>>11259290
>mayo
*Mayonaisse
Retard.

>> No.11259392

>>11259384
mayonnaise

>> No.11259455
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>>11259384
That's what mayo means. I understand that english as a second language is hard to understand the short hands we have, but just so you don't look dumb next time.

>> No.11259466

crustatioCRUSTASIONS
crustations

>> No.11259839

>>11258978
AYO DIS NIGGA EATIN ARTHROPODS LMAO

>> No.11259863
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>>11258978
Chili cheese fries, hot wings, and then smoke a cigar.
Bitches love kissing an ashtray filled with hot sauce.

>> No.11259873

>>11259384
Wow. You really showed him.

>> No.11259878

>>11259455
>English being hard to learn

*laughs in Spanish*

>> No.11260045

>>11259878
Spanish is one of the easiest to learn, cretin

>> No.11260051

>>11259455
>short hands
Like Drumpff's?

>> No.11260059

>>11259382
>eat girlishly
elaborate

>> No.11260102

>>11259384
mayo

>> No.11260111

>>11258978
I don't like to eat really heavy before sex. I like to eat afterwards though.

>> No.11260131

>>11260111
still in bed

>> No.11260199

>>11259053
Lay me on my ass then homo. No gay shit tho

>> No.11260596

>>11259878
>spanish hard to learn
>mexicans speak it

K

>> No.11260978

>>11259863
This nigga knows

>> No.11261581

>>11258978
So much liquor my dick doesn't work. I actually don't like that though.

>> No.11261671

>range jester took all mine

>> No.11261680

Pounds of taco Bell 8 to 12 hours before... Then you make them eat your ass

>> No.11261697

>>11260596
very good point

>> No.11261728

>>11259878
>spanish is hard to learn
*laughs in ojibwe*

>> No.11261729

>>11259384
autism

>> No.11261739

>>11259384
mayonaissance

>> No.11261745

>>11261728
laughs in icelandic.

>> No.11262298

>>11259384
*Mahónez

>> No.11262330
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>>11258978
for me it's cloysters on the half shell

>> No.11262336

>>11259048
>seafood is politically incorrect
>so is sex

>> No.11262343

>>11262330
yonic

>> No.11262354

>>11259045
That second paragraph was too much. The original is much better, so because of this I’m going to have to tell you to fuck off

>> No.11262361

>>11262354
t. newfag

>> No.11262365
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>>11262361
you’re the newfag lmao. You can’t differentiate between the real and fake one?
Fuck off back to >>>/biz/ kid

>> No.11262374

>>11262365
>Real or Fake? 99% get this wrong!
Go back to writing banner ads, newfag

>> No.11262406

>>11261745
Laughs in Finnish

>> No.11262542

>>11259466
crustasionnes

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>>11258978
avocado toast of course

>> No.11262703

>>11258978
Figs
Dried

>> No.11263993

>>11262330
I still really want to try raw oysters.

>> No.11263997

>>11262703
ball sucking practice?

>> No.11264002

>>11262406
Laughs in Lithuanian

>> No.11264053

>>11258978
What's sex

>> No.11264064

>>11264053
according to my wife, sex is what happens about 5 months before she has a multicolored baby.

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11264068

Sausage and gravy

>> No.11264070

>>11264064
Oh you living the lifestyle too?

>> No.11264106

>>11264068
kek

>> No.11264638

I’m ok but I’m gonna the right time to go home to eat lunch or lunch. Yes I’m gonna was the night.

>> No.11264645

>>11258978
water. gonna have my anus clean and no funny business down there

>> No.11264779

>>11260059
Don't eat all day, and then have a martini and an enema right before the guy comes over.

>> No.11264857
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11264857

>>11258978
But how do you have all-night sex when your falcon is in the same room? Doesn't it get disturbed??

>> No.11264891

>>11264857
just put it on a leash outside until tomorrow

>> No.11265819

>>11264857
>he doesn't have a dedicated falcon apiary
I'm starting to suspect you don't have all night sex, either.

>> No.11265823

>>11258978
Light. Toast and stuff, and nothing heavy the day before. Generally some pineapple juice in the morning.

Need to be flexible and supple, especially if we're doing suspension.

>> No.11265825

aviary. I meant to post aviary. I'm not retarded I'm not retarded I'm not retarded

>> No.11265834

>>11264002
粵語笑