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Automatic Checkout Edition

>> No.11271481
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>> No.11271488

who took that video lmao
Poor Walmart, arrest that woman!!!!!

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>> No.11271498

You say that as if these threads ever change.

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[email protected]

>> No.11271561

>Oh wow look at all this mess
>Better fix my hair

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>> No.11271573

the best magic trick ever!

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>> No.11271589

kids arent funny. stop posting this soccer mom shit

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>> No.11271592

>here's my name tag
I'm pretty sure the thought of fixing her mess herself didn't even cross her mind.

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>> No.11271624

Shouldn't be using self-checkouts anyway. Clearly autistic too.

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>go to 24hr Grocer after work Checkout lanes 2 and 3 blocked off.
>go back a few days later, they are now self Checkout lanes, employee encouraging us to use it.
>go back on fri, lady still there but no Checkout lanes are open, You have to use self checkout.

Inspiration for this thread
(really a YLYL ReKt thread )

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>a woman being a woman
>generation specific
See >>11271520
Don't bother, millennial, you're the shittiest generation that has ever existed and that will never change.

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OK, I'm shit with file names...

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>> No.11271728

How did you upload a webm with sound? Such a bad one too.

>> No.11271732

so fucking clumsy lmao

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>finds two crazy women
>meanwhile a whole generation of purple haired millennials run wild
>can't even webm
Are you trying to make a point? millennial?

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>> No.11271751


Do Europeans really do this?

>> No.11271762
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>> No.11271765

>2 bowls of oil
>1 cube of butter
>vegetable and spice ratio is 1:1
No wonder inds are famous for their shits.

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Print online coupons then scan them., instead of what you have.
Wa La!

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>> No.11271926

retards and fire, I played with alcohol and fire once, it was in middle school and we lit a fireproof table on fire

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>> No.11271955

literally just flip it over again. not a big deal

>> No.11271957

I don't think he was trying to flip anon

>> No.11271960
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I'm so scared. Where can I learn how to handle fire ? School doesn't teach us shit

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Something, something.... in audio version.
I think?

>> No.11271966

>School doesn't teach us shit
what the fuck?
they absolutely do teach you how to handle fire in school

>> No.11271967

Prob trying to burn off the alcohol. Can't blame these white ppl cuz they love watching Ramsey the clown

>> No.11271968
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Meant for

Time for bed...

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>> No.11271976

All these fire webm makes me feel like the table on the back is suppose to explode at some point

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>> No.11271984

Does she have to pay for all the alcohol?

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>> No.11272001

Did he go to prison?

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mustard gas

>> No.11272008

This is basically chicken-fried steak but with chicken breast and indian spices. I LIKE IT

>> No.11272012

>Has to use a hammer to drive the cleaver down

Christ and now this freak only has one working arm.

>> No.11272015

I mean, at least get a soft mallet if you're going to hammer your knives

>> No.11272021

>Arabian rice
>Literally a nigger recipe
Any coincidences? Anyone?

>> No.11272025

They're calling it a carriage, m8. Probably a tesco

>> No.11272029

I don't understand this video

>> No.11272034

That is assault and battery. I would have pressed charges.

>> No.11272038

Think he was regularly using that glass as a cutting board?

>> No.11272044

Why are they taking longer for each slice than I do with a manual knife not even trying to go fast?

>> No.11272047

To record scumbag thiefs

>> No.11272048

I think he either heated it up too high without checking the tolerance, or let it cool off too fast, either way, be sure to check the labels if you're going to use glass cookware

>> No.11272057

im pretty sure 80% of people only know "blow it out" and "pour water on it" when it comes to casual fires like this

>> No.11272059

why were they filming?

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>> No.11272072

There's not really that much to know. Deprive it of oxygen, temperature or fuel and it extinguishes. If it's burning solid fuel water will put it out. If it's burning oil you're going to have to smother it or use a gas-based extinguisher. Water will just spread it around. If it's getting out of control run like fuck. If you're not insured leave town and assume a new identity.

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I thought so too, I mean wasn't this one of the first things they teach in chemistry class?

>> No.11272082

I am aware what security cameras are, why is he filming one?

>> No.11272093

India originated the modern stage magician. It's sad to see Indians reduced to this pathetic trickery.

>> No.11272102

fuck off, idiot

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god i wish that were me

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>> No.11272144

cool i could make one at home for like half that

>> No.11272151

These things have cameras pointing directly at your face nowadays because of people like this. I hope a $100 in groceries is worth the felony theft and prison time.

>> No.11272166

Is something like this safe to eat?

>> No.11272174

No shit sherlock. You pay more so that you don't have to make it.

>> No.11272178

I used to wish for automatic checkouts. I hated the whole hassle at the checkout isles,
but now that it's been here for quite a while I still have to even try it. I kinda like someone to bleep that shit for me.

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>mfw gulls have transitioned from being cheeky to downright aggressive.
>mfw cafe owners are resorting to hanging up fake predator birds, and handing out water pistols to fight them off.
>mfw gulls have transitioned from living at the beach to nesting on our buildings, making a tremendous noise all the time.
>mfw these shit birds are actually protected by law.
I like birds, but fuck seagulls (most of the time).

>> No.11272202

Probably not, but the one who hired her might.

>> No.11272220

And your preferences are the standard?

>> No.11272223

kek, pussy.

>> No.11272225

>Gallon of milk
>Carriage not trolley
No way is that tesco you filthy yank

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>> No.11272246

todays pyrex isn't yesterdays

the temp diff between the cutting board & glass made it shatter

>> No.11272251

If that shit don't scan it's free. Works better if you have more than one item.

>> No.11272257

Women don't produce babies by gently squeezing watermelons between their thighs, anon.

>> No.11272261

Wal-Mart is full of scum bags and people act like it's out of the norm to see this.

>> No.11272263


Exactly what women need to get them back in line.

Chivalry is dead, equality is here. Talk shit, get hit. Bitch.

>> No.11272283


Can I have a fried bowl of mush please? No, i appreciate it. Makes passing it later a lot easier.

>> No.11272309

>no safety glasses

>> No.11272325
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>> No.11272330

>vaguely wave hand at it from 5 feet away
At least they had it under control

>> No.11272334

That's not funny, even ironically. There would be no justification for this "joke" if you were nominated for supreme court. Thirty years from now this stupid comment might even land you in jail if someone manage to attribute it to your real identity. You should think more carefully about what you put on the internet.

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>the orwellian future we're headed for
That's not funny, not even ironically.

>> No.11272351

the last one took a shit on the pan lol

>> No.11272357

Anthony Burgess wrote that, and the Stanley Kubrick rendition totally misses the point. Orwell had no hand in either.

>> No.11272358

All that broken glass and she checks her fucking hair?
Normal people go eyes, teeth, arteries. They don't do up their fucking do

Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way.

>> No.11272361


Shut up bitch haha I'd slap the fuck out of you too. Dumb cunt hahaha. Go sit on a jagged piece of glass you dumb whore bahahaha

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>> No.11272373

What's in this? Cheese? Fish? Pickle?What's the green stuff and the other things anc sauces?

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>> No.11272416

>draining the flavor of butter and salmon and veggies

>> No.11272419

>meanwhile in Venezuela

>> No.11272420

>Using a Chemex to strain your consomme

This is peak millenial isn't it?

>> No.11272427

Based Shan poster

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>he believes preteens like him will be spared
you'll be taken away from your single mother and put in a "reeducation" camp, where you'll do manual labor for the rest of your existence.

>> No.11272619

that was weirdly arousing.

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>> No.11272663

Why doesnt she hunch her shoulders and neck around as she works?

>> No.11272668

as if cops would get off their asses even with video evidence.

I guess it's nice that your attitude towards Petty crime is widespread, keeps society honest. but man, the amount of shit people can get away with but don't always astounds me.

>> No.11272669

She will in 35 years

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>> No.11272680

I'm so fucking tired of having this happen every night at dinner

"sit down and eat your dinner"
"stop messing around you'll fall off"
proceeds to falls off


>> No.11272683

Lmao literally me

>> No.11272710
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Traditional Blini Toppings.
Cream cheese, smoked salmon, caviar (optional), dill or chives to garnish.

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Don't think you will ever see a self checkout at a No Frills Store.

>> No.11272730

>Walmart logo in the background

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jesus christ

>> No.11272749

Mustard ghosts

>> No.11272754

welcome to 4chan. its the asshole of the internet.

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>> No.11272766

People say NYC is so expensive but it's really not, apart from rent. Food and transportation is cheap.

>> No.11272776

You would have to be forty to not be a millennial, you know that right? Did they have education back in the day, not even a decade ago?

>> No.11272780

I don't think anyone in the world could eat this and not get explosive diarrhea from it. Good way to flush your gallbladder I guess.

>> No.11272796

>weaponized gulls
kek, too bad even feeding them is forbidden here.
Then again, I've got a black car. Maybe not the best idea anymore.

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>> No.11272811


>You would have to be forty to not be a millennia

Wow look at the genius millennial who knows how to use Google. What's your point?l

>> No.11272813

why the fuck did she ruin that by tossing it in the sink? was a perfectly good flambé

>> No.11272817

Why do grown women act so fucking panicky over a few fucking flames?
Then again she didn't simply throw it into the air like many others would, so it could be worse.

>> No.11272821

Michael Jackson cooking video

>> No.11272825


>chicken fried steak
>but with chicken

It's called fried chicken retard

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>> No.11272833

I accidentally took a bag of dog food from one because I forgot I put it on the bottom of the cart.
I didn't go back to that store for months.

>> No.11272835
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Why havnt you killed yourself yet?

>> No.11272837

Get a load of this retard

>> No.11272846

Or there being water on the board.

>> No.11272853
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Hung over?

>> No.11272860

I hope he had a fucking cop come arrest that old crazy fucking cunt.

>> No.11272886

best webm ever

>> No.11272888

she's wearing clothes and would presumably be aware if she had glass in her eyes...
I don't get why people make comments that are so poorly thought out

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>> No.11272897

fucking this

>> No.11272903

amazing, its like a three stooges gag but in real life

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>> No.11272920

stuff like this makes me feel really bad for the mother, i dunno. god being a caring mom must be so fucking hard. putting the effort in, jesus.

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>> No.11272927

>i'm doing god's work
>that shouldn't have happened!
is it jack?

>> No.11272930
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kek, is he actually Chinese, or Mongolian?

>> No.11272933

Oh yea rub your dirty fingers all over my food.

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>> No.11272946
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>Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way.
now i gotta do it

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>> No.11272958

holy shit

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>> No.11272961

love watching xoomers eat shit

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>> No.11272963

You did nothing wrong. It is the responsibility of the door person to check your receipt to ensure that items like that were paid for.

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>> No.11272980

Too bad gulls taste like shit.
Or so I've been told.

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>> No.11272991

If the jackposter would suddenly die of sudden onset explosive brain cancer, the world would be a better place to live in.

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>> No.11272999

100% this, setting hot glass on wet anything is a bad idea

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>> No.11273012

Food cooks you?

>> No.11273014
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>> No.11273021

this looks super yummy

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>> No.11273025

Yo dawg,he wants be on tv while he's on tv

>> No.11273027

Here's my name tag I QUIT!!!

>> No.11273039
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It's always Jack!

>> No.11273040

Nobody has even said that he wasn't supposed to put ketchup on the hotdog.

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>> No.11273057

Yes, I eat street dogs all the time in NYC. It's rare to have them be $1 still, though. Depends where you are in the city. $3 is usually what I pay for a hot dog. Some of them are better than others, for example I always try to get actual grilled dogs (usually from halal carts because they have a grill top) versus dirty water dogs like the one in the clip.

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>> No.11273067

What the fuck? I'm getting some really weird sexual vibes from that shit.

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>> No.11273102

Why? There's literally nothing sexual going on there. It's just people heating up a hotdog.

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>> No.11273145

A chicken died laying that egg.

>> No.11273147

How does he avoid walking into walls?

>> No.11273154

>woman gets hurt as a trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles falls on her at work
>i hate that bitch she should clean

>> No.11273158

She shouldn't have to. She could probably sue that place for having such shitty unsecured shelving with a lot of heavy ass bottles hanging from it if she managed to seriously hurt herself.

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>> No.11273165

haha took me a minute

>> No.11273194

1/2 a gram of chocolate is my favorite part

>> No.11273203

is he just not pushing hard enough whats the deal?

>> No.11273211

i've been on 4chan long enough to know someone is getting turned on here

>> No.11273221

idk but I rewatched WALLE since discovering Jack and he's basically one of the people on the ship

>> No.11273238

>flour torilla

>> No.11273246

Just deprive it off oxygen for a couple seconds. Wtf is wrong with people.

>> No.11273278
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>a non-stick pan
>fucking non-stick
>egg still sticks
All of my rage.

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>> No.11273296

Probably designed elderly or disabled people

>> No.11273303

>They don't do up their fucking do
Gotta love the English language

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>> No.11273327

pie/cake in face has never been funny

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how bout eggs?

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>> No.11273341

It doesn't stick you sperg, that's his problem. He's trying to get under it with his ladle-spoon-thing without making it slide away.

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>> No.11273348

who the fuck can't handle a jalapeno? it's one step above bell peppers, you can find them at damn walmart

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>> No.11273355

that's why you don't invite downies to the party

>> No.11273356

I heard he posts on 4chan these days.

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>> No.11273384

she looks like a drug addict. crackwhores gotta eat too

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If you have to post ancient shit, at least post the full version.

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>> No.11273413

>try to climb shelf
>it falls
>this is the stores fault

Insurance will cover it, and any injuries would likely be workers comp but she has no legal grounds to stand on as she tried to climb a fucking shelf. Watch her legs.

>> No.11273422

Are these crocs blind, or retarded?

>> No.11273424

She was pushing it away from her due to woman instinct causing the heat to move towards her and her arm.

>> No.11273430

nah mate them fuckin aussie crocs they can handle the bants unlike the pussy murican gators

>> No.11273437


guy demanding a refund for a terrible haircut.....

he literally got a buzzcut. what a fag.

>> No.11273447

No respect for a guy acting like a middle aged lady

>> No.11273455

damn, that's pretty good for 1.39.

>> No.11273463

You know the cookies are done when the baby stops crying

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>> No.11273476

>trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles
fuck the patriarchy for tricking her into climbing that

>> No.11273486

wow ur cool

>> No.11273488

God I wish she would be my gf

>> No.11273492

>put cream on a woman's face
>she almost falls forward

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i bet she fucks like a cocaine pilot on a jet

>> No.11273510

that's 2000 calories from the fat alone right there. How much obesity is there in india?

>> No.11273516

This is just mean. Shes trying her hardest and that already makes her a better wife than 90% of girls out there.

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>> No.11273534

Literal whore

>> No.11273536

Not much. Their digestive system has adapted to not absorb the nutrients from what they eat as it hightails it through to get it to the shitter as fast as possible to get it out of there.
That and their traffic system natural selects the slower moving Indians ala frogger.

>> No.11273538

I've jerked off to that video like 10 times.

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>> No.11273541

This means he was going to serve the egg even after he dropped a chick on it.

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>> No.11273554

depends where he put his gloveless hand that he used to open the bun

>> No.11273567

For some deep, evil reason, I wished that ISIS would have made an execution video like this. How many rubber bands can a human skull take?

>> No.11273571

Lol shut the fuck up lmao
Magic originated in egypt

>> No.11273576

I had it when I was in NYC and I survived

>> No.11273578

It's New York not Chicago

>> No.11273589

They have perfectly good empty plates and even two lids. Just put a fucking lid on it. They lit their napkins on fire like dumbasses instead of just choking the fire out.

>> No.11273598

entitled stupid fucking teenager making a scene. just stop and scan it slowly from a different angle and stop mashing buttons instead of yelling "AY YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS"

>> No.11273605

whats the point of the pot with a plate full of eggs?

>> No.11273609

Defective heating pack in self heating noodles?

>> No.11273615

Kebab here
We dont do this
Fuck your indian poo shit

>> No.11273635

Don't baton metal with metal, kids. Its called batoning for a reason. Make a wooden baton and use that.

>> No.11273644

Who the absolute fuck puts (any sour cream at all, really) that much sour cream in something?

>> No.11273695

>does something stupid
>gets angry at inanimate materials instead of getting angry at himself
typical human male

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Chick got caught shoplifting n left her baby

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>> No.11273710

Christine Blasey Ford right before she accused a frying pan of raping her.

>> No.11273719

junk food style pilav?

>> No.11273720

I scanned 10 fake coupons in a row on one of these things. The old lady behind me said she never saw someone scan that many without getting an error. Good ol /b/ days.

>> No.11273744

>metal on metal batoning
>needing to baton when you can do it with the hatchet

Fucking autismos trying to perfectly split wood

>> No.11273751

If that was actually the Williams sisters, I don't think it'd end well for the guy.

>> No.11273795


Yuropean here, that was the dumbest shit I've seen all day. Never seen anyone with an electrical knife or that weird bread rack.

>> No.11273842

my grandpa uses an electric knife to cut roast beef and stuff. But nah never seen anyone use it on bread

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>> No.11273930

>not recognizing based huh? poster

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I have never seen the appeal of mixing fire with drinking

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>> No.11273963

>when blacks keep voting democrat

>> No.11273964

>one slice of cheese under the bottom patty

Well, I just realized that if I had to describe a Big Mac from memory I would fail horribly.

>> No.11273969

imagine having one of those just walking around in the kitchen
that would be so scary
and same for the crab

>> No.11273982

I swear to allah, that man is not from this world.

>> No.11273986

Is that aunt Fee?

>> No.11273996

is the filename referring to the boondocks

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>> No.11274073

Staged shit, chicks come out very wet from the eggs and aren't fluffy like these.

>> No.11274137

Should just skip one or two items everytime you go shopping so you can claim you were distracted when you get caught

>> No.11274148

how dumb do you have to be to think you can get away with that. those things are under heavy surveillance

>> No.11274211

>the crinkly paper the fish is wrapped in
>the salmon's bright color
>the sound of him slicing the salmon in two
>the pool of butter in the pan
Simply kino

>> No.11274258

>oil and spices
>oil and spices
>oil and spices
Also, that onion was burnt. Not caramelized, but burnt.

>> No.11274288

No you retarded piece of shit, she's not suing anyone because she violated the golden safety rule: Don't fucking climb on shit at work. And it's on camera so she's especially fucked. I swear you're a bigger faggot than she is

>> No.11274290

is this why brown people smell like spices all the time

>> No.11274331

dude what is the context for this? poor kid...

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>> No.11274443

yeah, generally

>> No.11274454

it's like russia. most people are really thin, and then a samller subset is fat, but not many in between

>> No.11274468

ffs he should have just taken it, no service means no obligation,
same with taxis, if the meter isnt running its fucking free

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>> No.11274474

the worms help

>> No.11274491

>How dare these shitlords hold a woman accountable for her own actions
>She is the victim here,
>The bottles are a tool of the (((patriarchy)))
I forgot women suddenly lose all agency when they're in trouble.

>> No.11274515

paying $1 for a something thats 99c
stupid goy

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I disagree.

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>> No.11274566

who is it ?

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>uses poo ingredients
>shows poo hand
>literally uses poo language for ingredients

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UR Mom and her Father.

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millennials deserve aids

>> No.11274663

perfect if you live in a storage unit

>> No.11274762

Son of a druglord. Gotta toughen him up as he will inherit the business

>> No.11274827

rock cooked steak is the shit

>> No.11274901

>that fucking chemex
>that fucking chambord
jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.11274924

>12 pesos is one dollar

>> No.11274959

cooking on dirty rocks... *sip*
now THAT was good eats

>> No.11275043

is that dinotendies

>> No.11275044

>he doesnt know about godly flavor of mineral salts on a naturally seasoned steak
come back when youve grown a tastebud, bud

>> No.11275123

>back and to the left
>and to the left

>> No.11275167

Blow on hit very hard, throw paper tissue at it and if it doesn't work empty a bottle of vodka on the fire.

>> No.11275248

The genius of having the second one ready kills me

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>> No.11275396

I bet he bites the inside of his cheeks and tongue all the time chewing like a retard.

>> No.11275431

Thats not nice

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>> No.11275543

until kids hurt themselves they dont

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