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WebM Thread Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:23:09 2018 No.11271480 [Reply] [Original]

Automatic Checkout Edition

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:23:34 2018 No.11271481 File: 2.96 MB, 406x720, Self-Checkout Thief.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:25:02 2018 No.11271488 >>11271481 who took that video lmao Poor Walmart, arrest that woman!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:25:10 2018 No.11271489 File: 1.28 MB, 1158x648, clever, GIRL.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:26:06 2018 No.11271495 File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, patient prince of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271480

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:26:16 2018 No.11271496 File: 2.92 MB, 1148x718, Meanwhile in Russia.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:27:02 2018 No.11271498 >>11271480 >edition You say that as if these threads ever change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:28:33 2018 No.11271503 File: 610 KB, 392x718, Insult The Cook.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271498

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:29:51 2018 No.11271513 >>11271495

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:30:56 2018 No.11271520 File: 2.59 MB, 1144x720, Leaving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:32:46 2018 No.11271529 File: 1.58 MB, 934x718, Strawberry Escape.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:39:32 2018 No.11271554 File: 2.08 MB, 406x720, Walmart self checkout cameras.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271488

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:39:57 2018 No.11271557 File: 896 KB, 154x127, 1511207109162.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271489 kek@end

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:40:42 2018 No.11271561 >>11271520 >Oh wow look at all this mess >Better fix my hair

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:42:28 2018 No.11271564 File: 1.82 MB, 374x720, Gen X.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:43:36 2018 No.11271567 File: 2.96 MB, 910x718, Free Range Eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:44:58 2018 No.11271573 >>11271567 the best magic trick ever!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:46:37 2018 No.11271581 File: 989 KB, 540x302, Hair Trouble.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:47:41 2018 No.11271585 File: 1.56 MB, 400x710, Tinnitus Cure.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:48:54 2018 No.11271589 >>11271529 >>11271581 >>11271585 kids arent funny. stop posting this soccer mom shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:49:09 2018 No.11271591 File: 2.09 MB, 398x718, Meanwhile In Mexico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:50:02 2018 No.11271592 >>11271520 >>11271561 yup >here's my name tag I'm pretty sure the thought of fixing her mess herself didn't even cross her mind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:51:08 2018 No.11271595 File: 2.56 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food New York.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:53:25 2018 No.11271604 File: 2.96 MB, 1166x646, ''BLINI'' from Moscow.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:54:08 2018 No.11271607 File: 689 KB, 640x360, 1538159276978.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:55:19 2018 No.11271614 File: 1.06 MB, 520x716, Instagramed.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:55:28 2018 No.11271615 >>11271607 gags "perfect"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:57:00 2018 No.11271624 >>11271480 Shouldn't be using self-checkouts anyway. Clearly autistic too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 02:57:21 2018 No.11271625 File: 1.51 MB, 1190x630, SHATake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:04:42 2018 No.11271660
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>>11271624
>go to 24hr Grocer after work Checkout lanes 2 and 3 blocked off.
>go back a few days later, they are now self Checkout lanes, employee encouraging us to use it.
>go back on fri, lady still there but no Checkout lanes are open, You have to use self checkout.

Inspiration for this thread
(really a YLYL ReKt thread )

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:06:36 2018 No.11271670 File: 1.52 MB, 950x662, Shelf Life.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:09:54 2018 No.11271678
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>>11271564
>a woman being a woman
>generation specific
See >>11271520
Don't bother, millennial, you're the shittiest generation that has ever existed and that will never change.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:12:35 2018 No.11271687 File: 1.06 MB, 540x302, Time Saver.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271678 OK, I'm shit with file names...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:18:58 2018 No.11271707 >>11271678 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtMJ5ddw0nA

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:20:11 2018 No.11271713 >>11271678 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG-r7L5rJg

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:22:27 2018 No.11271719 File: 509 KB, 1034x710, Easy Easy Ea....webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:25:11 2018 No.11271728 >>11271707 How did you upload a webm with sound? Such a bad one too.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:25:58 2018 No.11271732 >>11271719 so fucking clumsy lmao

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:26:02 2018 No.11271733
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>>11271707
>>11271713
>finds two crazy women
>meanwhile a whole generation of purple haired millennials run wild
>can't even webm
Are you trying to make a point? millennial?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:26:54 2018 No.11271736 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:28:51 2018 No.11271740 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Mumbai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271736

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:32:06 2018 No.11271751 >>11271687 Do Europeans really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:36:43 2018 No.11271762 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, How it's Made - McDonald's Chicken McNuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 03:38:55 2018 No.11271765 >>11271740 >2 bowls of oil >1 cube of butter >vegetable and spice ratio is 1:1 No wonder inds are famous for their shits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:03:38 2018 No.11271831 File: 2.30 MB, 392x718, TWins.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271480 >>11271481 >>11271554 Print online coupons then scan them., instead of what you have. Wa La!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:28:18 2018 No.11271916 File: 2.96 MB, 1162x720, Family Fun.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271589

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:33:00 2018 No.11271926 >>11271916 retards and fire, I played with alcohol and fire once, it was in middle school and we lit a fireproof table on fire

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:34:29 2018 No.11271933 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Fry Kaleji Masala.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:35:35 2018 No.11271936 File: 1.44 MB, 398x716, Hot Shots.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271926

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:37:07 2018 No.11271939 File: 586 KB, 540x302, BreakFa--.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:38:10 2018 No.11271943 File: 1.15 MB, 712x714, Cheaper than Delivery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:39:12 2018 No.11271946 File: 1.52 MB, 608x716, Flip Fail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:40:28 2018 No.11271950 File: 1.68 MB, 540x302, Murrica.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:41:32 2018 No.11271952 File: 1.73 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Mexico.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:42:55 2018 No.11271955 >>11271943 literally just flip it over again. not a big deal

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:43:38 2018 No.11271957 >>11271946 I don't think he was trying to flip anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:45:51 2018 No.11271960 File: 43 KB, 1024x576, 1536363653326m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271936 >>11271916 I'm so scared. Where can I learn how to handle fire ? School doesn't teach us shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:46:49 2018 No.11271962 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Arabian Rice Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Something, something.... in audio version. I think?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:47:28 2018 No.11271966 >>11271960 >School doesn't teach us shit what the fuck? they absolutely do teach you how to handle fire in school

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:48:15 2018 No.11271967 >>11271957 Prob trying to burn off the alcohol. Can't blame these white ppl cuz they love watching Ramsey the clown

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:49:17 2018 No.11271968 File: 2.52 MB, 540x302, Chicken Consommé.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271962 Meant for >>11271957 Time for bed...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:50:43 2018 No.11271972 File: 2.89 MB, 1676x904, melons.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:51:31 2018 No.11271976 >>11271950 All these fire webm makes me feel like the table on the back is suppose to explode at some point

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:51:47 2018 No.11271977 File: 710 KB, 226x268, noodles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:52:53 2018 No.11271979 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Crispy Chicken Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:53:42 2018 No.11271981 File: 242 KB, 853x853, 20180909_141224.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271977

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:54:24 2018 No.11271984 >>11271520 Does she have to pay for all the alcohol?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:55:47 2018 No.11271987 >>11271977 How?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 04:56:25 2018 No.11271988 File: 2.84 MB, 720x486, Untitled Project.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:01:06 2018 No.11272001 >>11271503 Did he go to prison?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:01:07 2018 No.11272002 File: 2.92 MB, 1712x958, rubberbands.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271981 >>11271987 mustard gas

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:02:26 2018 No.11272008 >>11271979 This is basically chicken-fried steak but with chicken breast and indian spices. I LIKE IT

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:03:57 2018 No.11272012 >>11271988 >Has to use a hammer to drive the cleaver down Christ and now this freak only has one working arm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:04:46 2018 No.11272015 >>11271988 I mean, at least get a soft mallet if you're going to hammer your knives

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:06:43 2018 No.11272021 >>11271962 >Arabian rice >Literally a nigger recipe Any coincidences? Anyone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:08:00 2018 No.11272025 >>11271488 >Wal-mart They're calling it a carriage, m8. Probably a tesco

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:08:53 2018 No.11272029 >>11271554 I don't understand this video

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:11:21 2018 No.11272034 >>11271614 That is assault and battery. I would have pressed charges.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:12:35 2018 No.11272038 >>11271625 Think he was regularly using that glass as a cutting board?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:15:03 2018 No.11272044 >>11271687 Why are they taking longer for each slice than I do with a manual knife not even trying to go fast?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:15:25 2018 No.11272047 >>11272029 To record scumbag thiefs

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:15:25 2018 No.11272048 >>11272038 I think he either heated it up too high without checking the tolerance, or let it cool off too fast, either way, be sure to check the labels if you're going to use glass cookware

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:19:36 2018 No.11272057 >>11271936 im pretty sure 80% of people only know "blow it out" and "pour water on it" when it comes to casual fires like this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:20:38 2018 No.11272059 >>11271943 why were they filming?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:26:32 2018 No.11272070 File: 47 KB, 693x350, shredded wheat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmjX5sy8QM

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:26:43 2018 No.11272072

>>11271960
There's not really that much to know. Deprive it of oxygen, temperature or fuel and it extinguishes. If it's burning solid fuel water will put it out. If it's burning oil you're going to have to smother it or use a gas-based extinguisher. Water will just spread it around. If it's getting out of control run like fuck. If you're not insured leave town and assume a new identity.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:29:28 2018 No.11272081 File: 113 KB, 1210x639, which-type-of-fire-extinguisher-2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271966 I thought so too, I mean wasn't this one of the first things they teach in chemistry class?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:29:29 2018 No.11272082 >>11272047 I am aware what security cameras are, why is he filming one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:34:35 2018 No.11272093 >>11271567 India originated the modern stage magician. It's sad to see Indians reduced to this pathetic trickery.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:41:21 2018 No.11272102 >>11271589 fuck off, idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:50:28 2018 No.11272118 File: 1.25 MB, 480x480, watermelon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272002 god i wish that were me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:52:12 2018 No.11272121 >>11272118 >miscarriage.webm

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>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:54:14 2018 No.11272127 File: 1.03 MB, 720x486, salt n pepper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:56:15 2018 No.11272133 File: 2.12 MB, 720x486, breastfeeding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 05:56:22 2018 No.11272134 >>11272102 >DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY SPECIAL BABY!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:00:39 2018 No.11272144 >>11271595 cool i could make one at home for like half that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:05:06 2018 No.11272151 >>11271481 These things have cameras pointing directly at your face nowadays because of people like this. I hope a $100 in groceries is worth the felony theft and prison time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:11:50 2018 No.11272166 >>11271595 Is something like this safe to eat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:17:00 2018 No.11272174 >>11272144 No shit sherlock. You pay more so that you don't have to make it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:21:33 2018 No.11272178 >>11271480 I used to wish for automatic checkouts. I hated the whole hassle at the checkout isles, but now that it's been here for quite a while I still have to even try it. I kinda like someone to bleep that shit for me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:24:03 2018 No.11272184 File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the egg fort1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:36:32 2018 No.11272200
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>>11271939
>mfw gulls have transitioned from being cheeky to downright aggressive.
>mfw cafe owners are resorting to hanging up fake predator birds, and handing out water pistols to fight them off.
>mfw gulls have transitioned from living at the beach to nesting on our buildings, making a tremendous noise all the time.
>mfw these shit birds are actually protected by law.
I like birds, but fuck seagulls (most of the time).

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:40:31 2018 No.11272202 >>11271984 Probably not, but the one who hired her might.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:54:31 2018 No.11272220 >>11271589 And your preferences are the standard?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:55:45 2018 No.11272223 >>11272034 kek, pussy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 06:55:58 2018 No.11272225 >>11272025 >Gallon of milk >Carriage not trolley No way is that tesco you filthy yank

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:00:45 2018 No.11272235 File: 1.71 MB, 270x138, 1524951392949.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271585 I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME I AM SO GREAT

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:03:06 2018 No.11272246 >>11272048 todays pyrex isn't yesterdays the temp diff between the cutting board & glass made it shatter

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:03:19 2018 No.11272251 >>11271480 If that shit don't scan it's free. Works better if you have more than one item.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:05:31 2018 No.11272257 >>11272121 Women don't produce babies by gently squeezing watermelons between their thighs, anon.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:07:15 2018 No.11272261 >>11271481 Wal-Mart is full of scum bags and people act like it's out of the norm to see this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:08:01 2018 No.11272263 >>11271503 GOOD LAD. Exactly what women need to get them back in line. Chivalry is dead, equality is here. Talk shit, get hit. Bitch.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:19:36 2018 No.11272283 >>11271740 Can I have a fried bowl of mush please? No, i appreciate it. Makes passing it later a lot easier.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:27:03 2018 No.11272309 >>11271972 >no safety glasses

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:31:17 2018 No.11272325 File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, Cooking-2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:33:36 2018 No.11272330 >>11271946 >vaguely wave hand at it from 5 feet away At least they had it under control

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:35:16 2018 No.11272334

>>11272263
That's not funny, even ironically. There would be no justification for this "joke" if you were nominated for supreme court. Thirty years from now this stupid comment might even land you in jail if someone manage to attribute it to your real identity. You should think more carefully about what you put on the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:40:19 2018 No.11272347 File: 118 KB, 1200x720, 1530405901617.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272334 >the orwellian future we're headed for That's not funny, not even ironically.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:41:04 2018 No.11272351 >>11271567 the last one took a shit on the pan lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:42:42 2018 No.11272357 >>11272347 Anthony Burgess wrote that, and the Stanley Kubrick rendition totally misses the point. Orwell had no hand in either.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:42:58 2018 No.11272358 >>11271520 All that broken glass and she checks her fucking hair? Normal people go eyes, teeth, arteries. They don't do up their fucking do Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:43:32 2018 No.11272361 >>11272334 Shut up bitch haha I'd slap the fuck out of you too. Dumb cunt hahaha. Go sit on a jagged piece of glass you dumb whore bahahaha

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:44:21 2018 No.11272370 >>11271589 this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:45:40 2018 No.11272373 >>11271604 What's in this? Cheese? Fish? Pickle?What's the green stuff and the other things anc sauces?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:54:01 2018 No.11272410 File: 2.92 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen-2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:55:15 2018 No.11272416 >>11272325 >draining the flavor of butter and salmon and veggies

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:55:44 2018 No.11272419 >>11271591 not >meanwhile in Venezuela

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:55:45 2018 No.11272420 >>11271968 >Using a Chemex to strain your consomme This is peak millenial isn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 07:58:14 2018 No.11272427 >>11271933 Based Shan poster

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 08:09:16 2018 No.11272459
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>>11272361
>he believes preteens like him will be spared
you'll be taken away from your single mother and put in a "reeducation" camp, where you'll do manual labor for the rest of your existence.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 08:59:55 2018 No.11272619 >>11272133 that was weirdly arousing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:05:58 2018 No.11272636 File: 2.84 MB, 240x240, pizza burrito 2-3.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:07:10 2018 No.11272639 >>11272184 huh?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:12:31 2018 No.11272650 File: 2.75 MB, 540x302, Kids Feed Seagulls.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272200

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:19:32 2018 No.11272663 >>11271604 Why doesnt she hunch her shoulders and neck around as she works?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:21:08 2018 No.11272668 >>11272151 as if cops would get off their asses even with video evidence. I guess it's nice that your attitude towards Petty crime is widespread, keeps society honest. but man, the amount of shit people can get away with but don't always astounds me.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:21:11 2018 No.11272669 >>11271614 She will in 35 years

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:25:30 2018 No.11272676 >>11272325 FUCKING STOP

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:27:05 2018 No.11272680 >>11271529 I'm so fucking tired of having this happen every night at dinner "sit down and eat your dinner" "stop messing around you'll fall off" proceeds to falls off DONT YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN!?!?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:27:27 2018 No.11272683 >>11271480 Lmao literally me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:40:48 2018 No.11272710 File: 2.67 MB, 540x302, how you cut a pineapple. (Panama City Fruit Market).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272373 Traditional Blini Toppings. Cream cheese, smoked salmon, caviar (optional), dill or chives to garnish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:43:30 2018 No.11272718 File: 2.96 MB, 408x720, 10 cent corn at No Frills.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't think you will ever see a self checkout at a No Frills Store.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:49:54 2018 No.11272730 >>11272025 >Walmart logo in the background

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:54:01 2018 No.11272742 File: 10 KB, 450x355, clinton_laughing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272650 jesus christ

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:56:16 2018 No.11272749 >>11271987 Mustard ghosts

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 09:57:58 2018 No.11272754 >>11272639 welcome to 4chan. its the asshole of the internet.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:02:19 2018 No.11272762 File: 1.38 MB, 1122x716, Hate It When.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:03:08 2018 No.11272766 >>11271595 People say NYC is so expensive but it's really not, apart from rent. Food and transportation is cheap.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:07:27 2018 No.11272776 >>11271678 You would have to be forty to not be a millennial, you know that right? Did they have education back in the day, not even a decade ago?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:09:29 2018 No.11272780 >>11271740 I don't think anyone in the world could eat this and not get explosive diarrhea from it. Good way to flush your gallbladder I guess.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:13:46 2018 No.11272796 >>11272650 >weaponized gulls kek, too bad even feeding them is forbidden here. Then again, I've got a black car. Maybe not the best idea anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:14:25 2018 No.11272798 File: 1.28 MB, 540x302, Grilled.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:15:29 2018 No.11272802 File: 1.62 MB, 594x716, Opa!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:17:04 2018 No.11272811 >>11272776 >You would have to be forty to not be a millennia Wow look at the genius millennial who knows how to use Google. What's your point?l

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:17:35 2018 No.11272813 >>11272802 why the fuck did she ruin that by tossing it in the sink? was a perfectly good flambé

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:18:42 2018 No.11272817 >>11272802 Why do grown women act so fucking panicky over a few fucking flames? Then again she didn't simply throw it into the air like many others would, so it could be worse.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:20:32 2018 No.11272821 >>11271979 Michael Jackson cooking video

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:21:04 2018 No.11272825 >>11272008 >chicken fried steak >but with chicken It's called fried chicken retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:22:06 2018 No.11272827 >>11271607 source?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:23:30 2018 No.11272833 >>11271481 I accidentally took a bag of dog food from one because I forgot I put it on the bottom of the cart. I didn't go back to that store for months.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:24:07 2018 No.11272835 File: 44 KB, 234x228, 1525771862930.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272811 Why havnt you killed yourself yet?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:24:41 2018 No.11272837 >>11272151 >$100 >Felony Get a load of this retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:26:29 2018 No.11272846 >>11272246 Or there being water on the board.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:29:06 2018 No.11272853 File: 1.59 MB, 206x360, Meanwhile In China.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Hung over?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:30:49 2018 No.11272860 >>11271713 I hope he had a fucking cop come arrest that old crazy fucking cunt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:39:05 2018 No.11272886 >>11272853 best webm ever

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:39:48 2018 No.11272888 >>11272358 she's wearing clothes and would presumably be aware if she had glass in her eyes... I don't get why people make comments that are so poorly thought out

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:40:29 2018 No.11272892 >>11271495 HE'S FUCKING TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPED

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:41:53 2018 No.11272895 File: 2.70 MB, 480x270, 1527201072568.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271988 BATTONY CHOP-CHOP!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:42:10 2018 No.11272897 >>11271589 fucking this

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:45:24 2018 No.11272903 >>11272853 amazing, its like a three stooges gag but in real life

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:47:00 2018 No.11272908 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, FLAMING FIRE PAAN!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:50:53 2018 No.11272920 >>11272895 stuff like this makes me feel really bad for the mother, i dunno. god being a caring mom must be so fucking hard. putting the effort in, jesus.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:53:06 2018 No.11272924 File: 1.32 MB, 410x716, Apex Predator.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:54:26 2018 No.11272927 >>11272895 >i'm doing god's work >that shouldn't have happened! is it jack?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:55:30 2018 No.11272930 File: 106 KB, 1023x681, 1531548142380.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272853 kek, is he actually Chinese, or Mongolian?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:56:23 2018 No.11272933 >>11272908 Oh yea rub your dirty fingers all over my food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 10:57:40 2018 No.11272937 >>11271496 mot?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:03:13 2018 No.11272946 File: 2.93 MB, 320x240, 25 ingridient chili part 1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272358 >Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way. now i gotta do it

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:04:41 2018 No.11272950 File: 2.80 MB, 480x480, 25 ingridient chili part 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:05:55 2018 No.11272955 File: 1015 KB, 1280x720, non-newtonian nuggets.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:07:23 2018 No.11272957 File: 2.54 MB, 1280x720, butter coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:08:32 2018 No.11272958 >>11272955 holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:08:37 2018 No.11272959 File: 1.01 MB, 1280x720, boner knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:09:27 2018 No.11272961 >>11271564 love watching xoomers eat shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:09:54 2018 No.11272962 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, YOUDIED.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:10:10 2018 No.11272963 >>11272833 You did nothing wrong. It is the responsibility of the door person to check your receipt to ensure that items like that were paid for.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:11:25 2018 No.11272970 File: 2.78 MB, 640x360, dollartree steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:12:35 2018 No.11272973 File: 801 KB, 1280x720, the first sip of the day.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:13:55 2018 No.11272980 >>11272924 Too bad gulls taste like shit. Or so I've been told.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:13:56 2018 No.11272979 File: 1.98 MB, 480x480, overcooked salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:15:43 2018 No.11272986 File: 2.60 MB, 720x486, flippin fish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:15:48 2018 No.11272987 >>11272351 POO

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:17:09 2018 No.11272991 If the jackposter would suddenly die of sudden onset explosive brain cancer, the world would be a better place to live in.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:17:31 2018 No.11272994 File: 2.34 MB, 1280x720, jack pouring sauce.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:18:37 2018 No.11272999 >>11272846 100% this, setting hot glass on wet anything is a bad idea

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:20:36 2018 No.11273009 File: 2.99 MB, 1280x720, bagel bite.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272991

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:22:05 2018 No.11273012 >>11271496 Food cooks you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:22:19 2018 No.11273014 File: 2.61 MB, 640x360, cheesey hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:24:45 2018 No.11273021 >>11271604 this looks super yummy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:25:40 2018 No.11273024 File: 2.85 MB, 720x486, yoshi blade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:25:42 2018 No.11273025 >>11272082 Yo dawg,he wants be on tv while he's on tv

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:25:51 2018 No.11273027 >>11271520 Here's my name tag I QUIT!!!

>>	a white guy Sun Sep 30 11:30:07 2018 No.11273039 File: 1.18 MB, 989x1334, 1456129682669.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's always Jack!

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:30:51 2018 No.11273040 >>11271595 Nobody has even said that he wasn't supposed to put ketchup on the hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:32:12 2018 No.11273044 File: 477 KB, 1280x720, across the street to the hospital down the road to the morgue.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:33:45 2018 No.11273047 File: 2.84 MB, 720x486, fried turkey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:34:57 2018 No.11273050 File: 1.03 MB, 720x486, aero knife vs cucumber.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:36:14 2018 No.11273052 File: 939 KB, 720x486, aero knife vs onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:37:13 2018 No.11273054 File: 2.97 MB, 1104x710, Fun With Grandpa.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:37:44 2018 No.11273056 File: 2.91 MB, 800x450, as seen on tv.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:37:47 2018 No.11273057

>>11272166
Yes, I eat street dogs all the time in NYC. It's rare to have them be $1 still, though. Depends where you are in the city. $3 is usually what I pay for a hot dog. Some of them are better than others, for example I always try to get actual grilled dogs (usually from halal carts because they have a grill top) versus dirty water dogs like the one in the clip.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:40:01 2018 No.11273062 >>11272991 agreed

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:41:00 2018 No.11273065 File: 2.72 MB, 1280x720, butter coffee 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:41:29 2018 No.11273067 >>11273054 What the fuck? I'm getting some really weird sexual vibes from that shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:48:36 2018 No.11273087 File: 1.58 MB, 1280x720, cheesegrater.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:52:33 2018 No.11273100 File: 1.59 MB, 720x486, flipping eggs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 11:52:46 2018 No.11273102 >>11273067 Why? There's literally nothing sexual going on there. It's just people heating up a hotdog.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:05:11 2018 No.11273134 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, waffles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:06:49 2018 No.11273140 File: 1.56 MB, 720x486, yorkshire pudding.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:08:17 2018 No.11273145 >>11271831 A chicken died laying that egg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:08:57 2018 No.11273147 >>11273134 How does he avoid walking into walls?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:12:20 2018 No.11273154 >>11271561 >>11271592 >>11271678 >>11271984 >>11272358 >woman gets hurt as a trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles falls on her at work >i hate that bitch she should clean

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:15:41 2018 No.11273158 >>11271984 She shouldn't have to. She could probably sue that place for having such shitty unsecured shelving with a lot of heavy ass bottles hanging from it if she managed to seriously hurt herself.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:17:15 2018 No.11273164 >>11271960 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-qur4SAFRQ

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:18:24 2018 No.11273165 >>11272853 haha took me a minute

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:26:31 2018 No.11273194 >>11272950 1/2 a gram of chocolate is my favorite part

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:28:23 2018 No.11273203 >>11273044 is he just not pushing hard enough whats the deal?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:30:23 2018 No.11273211 >>11273102 i've been on 4chan long enough to know someone is getting turned on here

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:31:43 2018 No.11273221 >>11273147 idk but I rewatched WALLE since discovering Jack and he's basically one of the people on the ship

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:36:12 2018 No.11273238 >>11272636 >flour torilla

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:38:19 2018 No.11273246 >>11271936 Just deprive it off oxygen for a couple seconds. Wtf is wrong with people.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:48:45 2018 No.11273278 File: 543 KB, 557x430, 1431371859777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273100 >a non-stick pan >fucking non-stick >egg still sticks >dubs All of my rage.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:50:51 2018 No.11273285 File: 2.55 MB, 720x486, yorkshire pudding 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:53:34 2018 No.11273296 >>11272044 Probably designed elderly or disabled people

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:55:07 2018 No.11273303 >>11272358 >They don't do up their fucking do Gotta love the English language

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:58:13 2018 No.11273316 File: 2.01 MB, 720x486, coco puffs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 12:59:29 2018 No.11273320 File: 1.26 MB, 720x486, knife sharpener.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:00:20 2018 No.11273325 >>11273278 redddit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:00:29 2018 No.11273327 >>11271614 pie/cake in face has never been funny

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:00:54 2018 No.11273328 File: 2.06 MB, 480x576, jack cutting jalapeno.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:02:11 2018 No.11273334 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, surely the birthday boy of being egged on.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273327 how bout eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:03:21 2018 No.11273338 File: 771 KB, 264x480, birthdaycake candles.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:04:08 2018 No.11273341 >>11273278 It doesn't stick you sperg, that's his problem. He's trying to get under it with his ladle-spoon-thing without making it slide away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:04:29 2018 No.11273342 File: 440 KB, 480x480, goblin caught on tape.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:05:15 2018 No.11273348 >>11273328 who the fuck can't handle a jalapeno? it's one step above bell peppers, you can find them at damn walmart

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:06:00 2018 No.11273349 File: 219 KB, 300x210, make a wish.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:06:59 2018 No.11273355 >>11273342 that's why you don't invite downies to the party

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:07:01 2018 No.11273356 >>11273342 I heard he posts on 4chan these days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:08:01 2018 No.11273363 File: 1.10 MB, 462x270, cookingwithcerebral.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:10:35 2018 No.11273370 File: 428 KB, 640x360, whyyoushouldalwaysleaveatip.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:11:57 2018 No.11273374 File: 1.41 MB, 720x486, smoothie no sound.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:14:05 2018 No.11273380 File: 2.74 MB, 640x368, crocs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:14:34 2018 No.11273384 >>11271481 she looks like a drug addict. crackwhores gotta eat too

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:15:30 2018 No.11273387 File: 2.44 MB, 1280x686, crocs 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:16:09 2018 No.11273389 File: 2.43 MB, 640x360, 1231772517877.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273370 If you have to post ancient shit, at least post the full version.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:17:06 2018 No.11273393 File: 2.97 MB, 320x180, good friends.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:18:13 2018 No.11273398 File: 634 KB, 1920x1080, claire witch project.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:20:17 2018 No.11273404 File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, 1525283729509.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:21:38 2018 No.11273410 File: 2.02 MB, 720x486, frozen beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:22:16 2018 No.11273413 >>11273158 >try to climb shelf >it falls >this is the stores fault Insurance will cover it, and any injuries would likely be workers comp but she has no legal grounds to stand on as she tried to climb a fucking shelf. Watch her legs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:24:16 2018 No.11273422 >>11273380 Are these crocs blind, or retarded?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:25:14 2018 No.11273424 >>11272813 She was pushing it away from her due to woman instinct causing the heat to move towards her and her arm.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:27:40 2018 No.11273430 >>11273422 nah mate them fuckin aussie crocs they can handle the bants unlike the pussy murican gators

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:29:24 2018 No.11273437 >>11271713 guy demanding a refund for a terrible haircut..... he literally got a buzzcut. what a fag.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:32:44 2018 No.11273447 >>11273437 No respect for a guy acting like a middle aged lady

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:34:49 2018 No.11273455 >>11271740 damn, that's pretty good for 1.39.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:37:11 2018 No.11273463 >>11272325 You know the cookies are done when the baby stops crying

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:38:23 2018 No.11273469 File: 2.96 MB, 1276x650, Williams Sisters.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273327

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:38:44 2018 No.11273470 >>11273463 lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:40:21 2018 No.11273476 >>11273154 >trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles fuck the patriarchy for tricking her into climbing that

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:42:16 2018 No.11273486 >>11272144 wow ur cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:42:38 2018 No.11273488 >>11273363 God I wish she would be my gf

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:43:00 2018 No.11273492 >>11273469 >put cream on a woman's face >she almost falls forward ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:45:31 2018 No.11273503 File: 1.75 MB, 320x240, sweet fancy moses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273488 i bet she fucks like a cocaine pilot on a jet

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:46:55 2018 No.11273510 >>11271740 that's 2000 calories from the fat alone right there. How much obesity is there in india?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:48:37 2018 No.11273516 >>11273503 This is just mean. Shes trying her hardest and that already makes her a better wife than 90% of girls out there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:51:06 2018 No.11273526 File: 2.23 MB, 540x302, Peanut Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:52:51 2018 No.11273534 >>11273374 Literal whore

Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:53:22 2018 No.11273536

>>11273510
Not much. Their digestive system has adapted to not absorb the nutrients from what they eat as it hightails it through to get it to the shitter as fast as possible to get it out of there.
That and their traffic system natural selects the slower moving Indians ala frogger.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:53:57 2018 No.11273538 >>11273526 I've jerked off to that video like 10 times.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:54:21 2018 No.11273540 File: 2.77 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Madrid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:54:44 2018 No.11273541 >>11271567 This means he was going to serve the egg even after he dropped a chick on it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:57:01 2018 No.11273552 File: 46 KB, 560x437, 1475245178247.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272853

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 13:57:12 2018 No.11273554 >>11272166 depends where he put his gloveless hand that he used to open the bun

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:00:22 2018 No.11273567 >>11271660 For some deep, evil reason, I wished that ISIS would have made an execution video like this. How many rubber bands can a human skull take?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:01:50 2018 No.11273571 >>11272093 Lol shut the fuck up lmao Magic originated in egypt

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:03:04 2018 No.11273576 >>11272166 I had it when I was in NYC and I survived

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:03:36 2018 No.11273578 >>11273040 It's New York not Chicago

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:05:58 2018 No.11273589 >>11271960 They have perfectly good empty plates and even two lids. Just put a fucking lid on it. They lit their napkins on fire like dumbasses instead of just choking the fire out.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:08:15 2018 No.11273598 >>11271480 entitled stupid fucking teenager making a scene. just stop and scan it slowly from a different angle and stop mashing buttons instead of yelling "AY YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS"

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:10:22 2018 No.11273605 >>11271495 whats the point of the pot with a plate full of eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:11:08 2018 No.11273609 >>11271987 Defective heating pack in self heating noodles?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:13:07 2018 No.11273615 >>11271962 Kebab here We dont do this Fuck your indian poo shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:20:52 2018 No.11273635 >>11272895 Don't baton metal with metal, kids. Its called batoning for a reason. Make a wooden baton and use that.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:22:39 2018 No.11273644 >>11272950 Who the absolute fuck puts (any sour cream at all, really) that much sour cream in something?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:35:23 2018 No.11273695 >>11272895 >does something stupid >gets angry at inanimate materials instead of getting angry at himself typical human male

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:36:12 2018 No.11273705 File: 2.36 MB, 540x360, Self Checkout Loss Detection.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273598 Oy Mate...WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS Chick got caught shoplifting n left her baby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ec--GpRiKE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:37:20 2018 No.11273708 File: 2.82 MB, 634x360, Alaskan Takeout.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272895

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:37:49 2018 No.11273710 >>11272802 Christine Blasey Ford right before she accused a frying pan of raping her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:40:10 2018 No.11273719 >>11271962 junk food style pilav?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:40:25 2018 No.11273720 >>11273705 I scanned 10 fake coupons in a row on one of these things. The old lady behind me said she never saw someone scan that many without getting an error. Good ol /b/ days.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:47:57 2018 No.11273744 >>11272895 >metal on metal batoning >needing to baton when you can do it with the hatchet Fucking autismos trying to perfectly split wood

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 14:49:04 2018 No.11273751 >>11273469 If that was actually the Williams sisters, I don't think it'd end well for the guy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:02:01 2018 No.11273795 >>11271751 Yuropean here, that was the dumbest shit I've seen all day. Never seen anyone with an electrical knife or that weird bread rack.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:16:01 2018 No.11273842 >>11273795 my grandpa uses an electric knife to cut roast beef and stuff. But nah never seen anyone use it on bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:34:52 2018 No.11273913 File: 2.64 MB, 890x716, Kitchen Fails.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:40:34 2018 No.11273930 >>11272754 >not recognizing based huh? poster LURK THE FUCK MORE, NEWFAG

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:43:37 2018 No.11273936 File: 2.94 MB, 426x426, Big Mac.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271936 I have never seen the appeal of mixing fire with drinking

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:46:30 2018 No.11273952 File: 2.96 MB, 402x714, Like Crabs In A Bucket.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:49:05 2018 No.11273961 File: 1.92 MB, 1280x720, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:49:27 2018 No.11273963 >>11273952 >when blacks keep voting democrat

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:49:36 2018 No.11273964 >>11273936 >one slice of cheese under the bottom patty Well, I just realized that if I had to describe a Big Mac from memory I would fail horribly.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:50:25 2018 No.11273969 >>11273952 imagine having one of those just walking around in the kitchen that would be so scary and same for the crab

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:51:42 2018 No.11273982 >>11273961 I swear to allah, that man is not from this world.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:52:21 2018 No.11273986 >>11273952 Is that aunt Fee? RIP

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 15:54:24 2018 No.11273996 >>11273952 is the filename referring to the boondocks

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:07:22 2018 No.11274066 >>11273982 (pbuh)

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:08:28 2018 No.11274073 >>11271567 Staged shit, chicks come out very wet from the eggs and aren't fluffy like these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:22:52 2018 No.11274137 >>11271481 Should just skip one or two items everytime you go shopping so you can claim you were distracted when you get caught

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:25:40 2018 No.11274148 >>11271481 how dumb do you have to be to think you can get away with that. those things are under heavy surveillance

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:44:31 2018 No.11274211 >>11272986 >the crinkly paper the fish is wrapped in >the salmon's bright color >the sound of him slicing the salmon in two >the pool of butter in the pan Simply kino

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 16:54:12 2018 No.11274258 >>11271933 >oil and spices >oil and spices >oil and spices Also, that onion was burnt. Not caramelized, but burnt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:01:51 2018 No.11274288 >>11273158 No you retarded piece of shit, she's not suing anyone because she violated the golden safety rule: Don't fucking climb on shit at work. And it's on camera so she's especially fucked. I swear you're a bigger faggot than she is

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:02:14 2018 No.11274290 >>11271933 is this why brown people smell like spices all the time

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:15:34 2018 No.11274331 >>11273334 dude what is the context for this? poor kid...

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:33:07 2018 No.11274411 File: 88 KB, 1920x1080, HalfImpressiveAlpinegoat-poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272200

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:42:11 2018 No.11274443 >>11272166 yeah, generally

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:44:10 2018 No.11274454 >>11273510 it's like russia. most people are really thin, and then a samller subset is fat, but not many in between

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:45:44 2018 No.11274468 >>11271480 ffs he should have just taken it, no service means no obligation, same with taxis, if the meter isnt running its fucking free

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:46:04 2018 No.11274471 >>11272002 cool

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:46:29 2018 No.11274474 >>11273510 the worms help

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:49:43 2018 No.11274491 >>11273154 >How dare these shitlords hold a woman accountable for her own actions >She is the victim here, >The bottles are a tool of the (((patriarchy))) I forgot women suddenly lose all agency when they're in trouble.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 17:55:43 2018 No.11274515 >>11271595 paying $1 for a something thats 99c stupid goy

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:02:39 2018 No.11274544 File: 2.70 MB, 426x240, 1514938334223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273327 I disagree.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:03:37 2018 No.11274549 >>11274515

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:05:02 2018 No.11274553 File: 2.83 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Shanghai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11274515

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:08:09 2018 No.11274566 >>11273054 who is it ?

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:10:30 2018 No.11274576 File: 125 KB, 680x514, 1519483095378.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11271962 >arabian >uses poo ingredients >shows poo hand >literally uses poo language for ingredients

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:13:34 2018 No.11274592 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Palak Gosht (Spinach).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11274566 UR Mom and her Father.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:24:27 2018 No.11274628 File: 540 KB, 600x345, 1512628071577.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11272325 millennials deserve aids

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:35:24 2018 No.11274663 >>11272325 perfect if you live in a storage unit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 18:55:33 2018 No.11274762 >>11274331 Son of a druglord. Gotta toughen him up as he will inherit the business

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:16:13 2018 No.11274827 >>11274628 rock cooked steak is the shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:41:19 2018 No.11274901 >>11271968 >that fucking chemex >that fucking chambord jesus christ how horrifying

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:45:39 2018 No.11274924 >>11271952 >12 pesos is one dollar FUCKING CALDERON REEEE

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 19:52:47 2018 No.11274959 >>11274628 cooking on dirty rocks... sip now THAT was good eats

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:11:46 2018 No.11275043 >>11271625 is that dinotendies

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:11:48 2018 No.11275044 >>11274959 >he doesnt know about godly flavor of mineral salts on a naturally seasoned steak come back when youve grown a tastebud, bud

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:32:46 2018 No.11275123 >>11273492 >back and to the left >back >and to the left

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 20:46:17 2018 No.11275167 >>11271960 Blow on hit very hard, throw paper tissue at it and if it doesn't work empty a bottle of vodka on the fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:05:50 2018 No.11275248 >>11274544 The genius of having the second one ready kills me

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:33:49 2018 No.11275362 File: 1.22 MB, 540x302, Robotic Chef 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:34:14 2018 No.11275364 File: 151 KB, 450x300, GOD-DAMN-Thats-EDGY.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11273710

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:45:14 2018 No.11275396 >>11273961 I bet he bites the inside of his cheeks and tongue all the time chewing like a retard.

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 21:52:07 2018 No.11275431 >>11275396 Thats not nice

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 22:17:49 2018 No.11275521 File: 2.11 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Toyko.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 22:22:36 2018 No.11275543 >>11272680 until kids hurt themselves they dont

>>	Anonymous Sun Sep 30 22:24:22 2018 No.11275555 File: 1.52 MB, 540x302, Sit Down.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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