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Automatic Checkout Edition

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>> No.11271488

>>11271481
who took that video lmao
Poor Walmart, arrest that woman!!!!!

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>> No.11271498

>>11271480
>edition
You say that as if these threads ever change.

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>>11271498

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>>11271495

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>>11271489
[email protected]

>> No.11271561

>>11271520
>Oh wow look at all this mess
>Better fix my hair

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>> No.11271573

>>11271567
the best magic trick ever!

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>>11271529
>>11271581
>>11271585
kids arent funny. stop posting this soccer mom shit

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>> No.11271592

>>11271520
>>11271561
yup
>here's my name tag
I'm pretty sure the thought of fixing her mess herself didn't even cross her mind.

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>> No.11271615

>>11271607
*gags*
"perfect"

>> No.11271624

>>11271480
Shouldn't be using self-checkouts anyway. Clearly autistic too.

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>>11271624
>go to 24hr Grocer after work Checkout lanes 2 and 3 blocked off.
>go back a few days later, they are now self Checkout lanes, employee encouraging us to use it.
>go back on fri, lady still there but no Checkout lanes are open, You have to use self checkout.

Inspiration for this thread
(really a YLYL ReKt thread )

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>>11271564
>a woman being a woman
>generation specific
See >>11271520
Don't bother, millennial, you're the shittiest generation that has ever existed and that will never change.

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>>11271678
OK, I'm shit with file names...

>> No.11271707

>>11271678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtMJ5ddw0nA

>> No.11271713

>>11271678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqG-r7L5rJg

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>> No.11271728

>>11271707
How did you upload a webm with sound? Such a bad one too.

>> No.11271732

>>11271719
so fucking clumsy lmao

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>>11271707
>>11271713
>finds two crazy women
>meanwhile a whole generation of purple haired millennials run wild
>can't even webm
Are you trying to make a point? millennial?

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>>11271736

>> No.11271751

>>11271687

Do Europeans really do this?

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>> No.11271765

>>11271740
>2 bowls of oil
>1 cube of butter
>vegetable and spice ratio is 1:1
No wonder inds are famous for their shits.

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>>11271480
>>11271481
>>11271554
Print online coupons then scan them., instead of what you have.
Wa La!

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>>11271589

>> No.11271926

>>11271916
retards and fire, I played with alcohol and fire once, it was in middle school and we lit a fireproof table on fire

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>> No.11271955

>>11271943
literally just flip it over again. not a big deal

>> No.11271957

>>11271946
I don't think he was trying to flip anon

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>>11271936
>>11271916
I'm so scared. Where can I learn how to handle fire ? School doesn't teach us shit

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Something, something.... in audio version.
I think?

>> No.11271966

>>11271960
>School doesn't teach us shit
what the fuck?
they absolutely do teach you how to handle fire in school

>> No.11271967

>>11271957
Prob trying to burn off the alcohol. Can't blame these white ppl cuz they love watching Ramsey the clown

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>>11271962
Meant for
>>11271957

Time for bed...

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>> No.11271976

>>11271950
All these fire webm makes me feel like the table on the back is suppose to explode at some point

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>>11271977

>> No.11271984

>>11271520
Does she have to pay for all the alcohol?

>> No.11271987

>>11271977
How?

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>> No.11272001

>>11271503
Did he go to prison?

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>>11271981
>>11271987
mustard gas

>> No.11272008

>>11271979
This is basically chicken-fried steak but with chicken breast and indian spices. I LIKE IT

>> No.11272012

>>11271988
>Has to use a hammer to drive the cleaver down

Christ and now this freak only has one working arm.

>> No.11272015

>>11271988
I mean, at least get a soft mallet if you're going to hammer your knives

>> No.11272021

>>11271962
>Arabian rice
>Literally a nigger recipe
Any coincidences? Anyone?

>> No.11272025

>>11271488
>Wal-mart
They're calling it a carriage, m8. Probably a tesco

>> No.11272029

>>11271554
I don't understand this video

>> No.11272034

>>11271614
That is assault and battery. I would have pressed charges.

>> No.11272038

>>11271625
Think he was regularly using that glass as a cutting board?

>> No.11272044

>>11271687
Why are they taking longer for each slice than I do with a manual knife not even trying to go fast?

>> No.11272047

>>11272029
To record scumbag thiefs

>> No.11272048

>>11272038
I think he either heated it up too high without checking the tolerance, or let it cool off too fast, either way, be sure to check the labels if you're going to use glass cookware

>> No.11272057

>>11271936
im pretty sure 80% of people only know "blow it out" and "pour water on it" when it comes to casual fires like this

>> No.11272059

>>11271943
why were they filming?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DmjX5sy8QM

>> No.11272072

>>11271960
There's not really that much to know. Deprive it of oxygen, temperature or fuel and it extinguishes. If it's burning solid fuel water will put it out. If it's burning oil you're going to have to smother it or use a gas-based extinguisher. Water will just spread it around. If it's getting out of control run like fuck. If you're not insured leave town and assume a new identity.

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>>11271966
I thought so too, I mean wasn't this one of the first things they teach in chemistry class?

>> No.11272082

>>11272047
I am aware what security cameras are, why is he filming one?

>> No.11272093

>>11271567
India originated the modern stage magician. It's sad to see Indians reduced to this pathetic trickery.

>> No.11272102

>>11271589
fuck off, idiot

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>>11272002
god i wish that were me

>> No.11272121

>>11272118
>miscarriage.webm

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>> No.11272134

>>11272102
>DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT MY SPECIAL BABY!

>> No.11272144

>>11271595
cool i could make one at home for like half that

>> No.11272151

>>11271481
These things have cameras pointing directly at your face nowadays because of people like this. I hope a $100 in groceries is worth the felony theft and prison time.

>> No.11272166

>>11271595
Is something like this safe to eat?

>> No.11272174

>>11272144
No shit sherlock. You pay more so that you don't have to make it.

>> No.11272178

>>11271480
I used to wish for automatic checkouts. I hated the whole hassle at the checkout isles,
but now that it's been here for quite a while I still have to even try it. I kinda like someone to bleep that shit for me.

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>>11271939
>mfw gulls have transitioned from being cheeky to downright aggressive.
>mfw cafe owners are resorting to hanging up fake predator birds, and handing out water pistols to fight them off.
>mfw gulls have transitioned from living at the beach to nesting on our buildings, making a tremendous noise all the time.
>mfw these shit birds are actually protected by law.
I like birds, but fuck seagulls (most of the time).

>> No.11272202

>>11271984
Probably not, but the one who hired her might.

>> No.11272220

>>11271589
And your preferences are the standard?

>> No.11272223

>>11272034
kek, pussy.

>> No.11272225

>>11272025
>Gallon of milk
>Carriage not trolley
No way is that tesco you filthy yank

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>>11271585
I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT
I AM SO GREAT EVERYBODY LOVES ME
I AM SO GREAT

>> No.11272246

>>11272048
todays pyrex isn't yesterdays

the temp diff between the cutting board & glass made it shatter

>> No.11272251

>>11271480
If that shit don't scan it's free. Works better if you have more than one item.

>> No.11272257

>>11272121
Women don't produce babies by gently squeezing watermelons between their thighs, anon.

>> No.11272261

>>11271481
Wal-Mart is full of scum bags and people act like it's out of the norm to see this.

>> No.11272263

>>11271503
GOOD LAD.

Exactly what women need to get them back in line.

Chivalry is dead, equality is here. Talk shit, get hit. Bitch.

>> No.11272283

>>11271740

Can I have a fried bowl of mush please? No, i appreciate it. Makes passing it later a lot easier.

>> No.11272309

>>11271972
>no safety glasses

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>> No.11272330

>>11271946
>vaguely wave hand at it from 5 feet away
At least they had it under control

>> No.11272334

>>11272263
That's not funny, even ironically. There would be no justification for this "joke" if you were nominated for supreme court. Thirty years from now this stupid comment might even land you in jail if someone manage to attribute it to your real identity. You should think more carefully about what you put on the internet.

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>>11272334
>the orwellian future we're headed for
That's not funny, not even ironically.

>> No.11272351

>>11271567
the last one took a shit on the pan lol

>> No.11272357

>>11272347
Anthony Burgess wrote that, and the Stanley Kubrick rendition totally misses the point. Orwell had no hand in either.

>> No.11272358

>>11271520
All that broken glass and she checks her fucking hair?
Normal people go eyes, teeth, arteries. They don't do up their fucking do

Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way.

>> No.11272361

>>11272334

Shut up bitch haha I'd slap the fuck out of you too. Dumb cunt hahaha. Go sit on a jagged piece of glass you dumb whore bahahaha

>> No.11272370

>>11271589
this

>> No.11272373

>>11271604
What's in this? Cheese? Fish? Pickle?What's the green stuff and the other things anc sauces?

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>> No.11272416

>>11272325
>draining the flavor of butter and salmon and veggies

>> No.11272419

>>11271591
not
>meanwhile in Venezuela

>> No.11272420

>>11271968
>Using a Chemex to strain your consomme

This is peak millenial isn't it?

>> No.11272427

>>11271933
Based Shan poster

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>>11272361
>he believes preteens like him will be spared
you'll be taken away from your single mother and put in a "reeducation" camp, where you'll do manual labor for the rest of your existence.

>> No.11272619

>>11272133
that was weirdly arousing.

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>> No.11272639

>>11272184
huh?

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>>11272200

>> No.11272663

>>11271604
Why doesnt she hunch her shoulders and neck around as she works?

>> No.11272668

>>11272151
as if cops would get off their asses even with video evidence.

I guess it's nice that your attitude towards Petty crime is widespread, keeps society honest. but man, the amount of shit people can get away with but don't always astounds me.

>> No.11272669

>>11271614
She will in 35 years

>> No.11272676

>>11272325
FUCKING STOP

>> No.11272680

>>11271529
I'm so fucking tired of having this happen every night at dinner

"sit down and eat your dinner"
"stop messing around you'll fall off"
proceeds to falls off

DONT YOU EVER FUCKING LEARN!?!?

>> No.11272683

>>11271480
Lmao literally me

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>>11272373
Traditional Blini Toppings.
Cream cheese, smoked salmon, caviar (optional), dill or chives to garnish.

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Don't think you will ever see a self checkout at a No Frills Store.

>> No.11272730

>>11272025
>Walmart logo in the background

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>>11272650
jesus christ

>> No.11272749

>>11271987
Mustard ghosts

>> No.11272754

>>11272639
welcome to 4chan. its the asshole of the internet.

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>> No.11272766

>>11271595
People say NYC is so expensive but it's really not, apart from rent. Food and transportation is cheap.

>> No.11272776

>>11271678
You would have to be forty to not be a millennial, you know that right? Did they have education back in the day, not even a decade ago?

>> No.11272780

>>11271740
I don't think anyone in the world could eat this and not get explosive diarrhea from it. Good way to flush your gallbladder I guess.

>> No.11272796

>>11272650
>weaponized gulls
kek, too bad even feeding them is forbidden here.
Then again, I've got a black car. Maybe not the best idea anymore.

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>> No.11272811

>>11272776

>You would have to be forty to not be a millennia

Wow look at the genius millennial who knows how to use Google. What's your point?l

>> No.11272813

>>11272802
why the fuck did she ruin that by tossing it in the sink? was a perfectly good flambé

>> No.11272817

>>11272802
Why do grown women act so fucking panicky over a few fucking flames?
Then again she didn't simply throw it into the air like many others would, so it could be worse.

>> No.11272821

>>11271979
Michael Jackson cooking video

>> No.11272825

>>11272008

>chicken fried steak
>but with chicken

It's called fried chicken retard

>> No.11272827

>>11271607
source?

>> No.11272833

>>11271481
I accidentally took a bag of dog food from one because I forgot I put it on the bottom of the cart.
I didn't go back to that store for months.

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>>11272811
Why havnt you killed yourself yet?

>> No.11272837

>>11272151
>$100
>Felony
Get a load of this retard

>> No.11272846

>>11272246
Or there being water on the board.

>> No.11272853
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Hung over?

>> No.11272860

>>11271713
I hope he had a fucking cop come arrest that old crazy fucking cunt.

>> No.11272886

>>11272853
best webm ever

>> No.11272888

>>11272358
she's wearing clothes and would presumably be aware if she had glass in her eyes...
I don't get why people make comments that are so poorly thought out

>> No.11272892

>>11271495
HE'S FUCKING TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPED

>> No.11272895
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>>11271988
BATTONY CHOP-CHOP!

>> No.11272897

>>11271589
fucking this

>> No.11272903

>>11272853
amazing, its like a three stooges gag but in real life

>> No.11272908
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>> No.11272920

>>11272895
stuff like this makes me feel really bad for the mother, i dunno. god being a caring mom must be so fucking hard. putting the effort in, jesus.

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>> No.11272927

>>11272895
>i'm doing god's work
>that shouldn't have happened!
is it jack?

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>>11272853
kek, is he actually Chinese, or Mongolian?

>> No.11272933

>>11272908
Oh yea rub your dirty fingers all over my food.

>> No.11272937

>>11271496
mot?

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>>11272358
>Nice to see some new webms in this thread, by the way.
now i gotta do it

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>> No.11272958

>>11272955
holy shit

>> No.11272959
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>> No.11272961

>>11271564
love watching xoomers eat shit

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>> No.11272963

>>11272833
You did nothing wrong. It is the responsibility of the door person to check your receipt to ensure that items like that were paid for.

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>> No.11272980

>>11272924
Too bad gulls taste like shit.
Or so I've been told.

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>> No.11272987

>>11272351
POO

>> No.11272991

If the jackposter would suddenly die of sudden onset explosive brain cancer, the world would be a better place to live in.

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>> No.11272999

>>11272846
100% this, setting hot glass on wet anything is a bad idea

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>>11272991

>> No.11273012

>>11271496
Food cooks you?

>> No.11273014
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>> No.11273021

>>11271604
this looks super yummy

>> No.11273024
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>> No.11273025

>>11272082
Yo dawg,he wants be on tv while he's on tv

>> No.11273027

>>11271520
Here's my name tag I QUIT!!!

>> No.11273039
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It's always Jack!

>> No.11273040

>>11271595
Nobody has even said that he wasn't supposed to put ketchup on the hotdog.

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>> No.11273057

>>11272166
Yes, I eat street dogs all the time in NYC. It's rare to have them be $1 still, though. Depends where you are in the city. $3 is usually what I pay for a hot dog. Some of them are better than others, for example I always try to get actual grilled dogs (usually from halal carts because they have a grill top) versus dirty water dogs like the one in the clip.

>> No.11273062

>>11272991
agreed

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>> No.11273067

>>11273054
What the fuck? I'm getting some really weird sexual vibes from that shit.

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>> No.11273102

>>11273067
Why? There's literally nothing sexual going on there. It's just people heating up a hotdog.

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>> No.11273145

>>11271831
A chicken died laying that egg.

>> No.11273147

>>11273134
How does he avoid walking into walls?

>> No.11273154

>>11271561
>>11271592
>>11271678
>>11271984
>>11272358
>woman gets hurt as a trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles falls on her at work
>i hate that bitch she should clean

>> No.11273158

>>11271984
She shouldn't have to. She could probably sue that place for having such shitty unsecured shelving with a lot of heavy ass bottles hanging from it if she managed to seriously hurt herself.

>> No.11273164

>>11271960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-qur4SAFRQ

>> No.11273165

>>11272853
haha took me a minute

>> No.11273194

>>11272950
1/2 a gram of chocolate is my favorite part

>> No.11273203

>>11273044
is he just not pushing hard enough whats the deal?

>> No.11273211

>>11273102
i've been on 4chan long enough to know someone is getting turned on here

>> No.11273221

>>11273147
idk but I rewatched WALLE since discovering Jack and he's basically one of the people on the ship

>> No.11273238

>>11272636
>flour torilla

>> No.11273246

>>11271936
Just deprive it off oxygen for a couple seconds. Wtf is wrong with people.

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>>11273100
>a non-stick pan
>fucking non-stick
>egg still sticks
>dubs
All of my rage.

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>> No.11273296

>>11272044
Probably designed elderly or disabled people

>> No.11273303

>>11272358
>They don't do up their fucking do
Gotta love the English language

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>> No.11273325

>>11273278
redddit

>> No.11273327

>>11271614
pie/cake in face has never been funny

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>>11273327
how bout eggs?

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>> No.11273341

>>11273278
It doesn't stick you sperg, that's his problem. He's trying to get under it with his ladle-spoon-thing without making it slide away.

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>> No.11273348

>>11273328
who the fuck can't handle a jalapeno? it's one step above bell peppers, you can find them at damn walmart

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>> No.11273355

>>11273342
that's why you don't invite downies to the party

>> No.11273356

>>11273342
I heard he posts on 4chan these days.

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>> No.11273384

>>11271481
she looks like a drug addict. crackwhores gotta eat too

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>>11273370
If you have to post ancient shit, at least post the full version.

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>> No.11273413

>>11273158
>try to climb shelf
>it falls
>this is the stores fault

Insurance will cover it, and any injuries would likely be workers comp but she has no legal grounds to stand on as she tried to climb a fucking shelf. Watch her legs.

>> No.11273422

>>11273380
Are these crocs blind, or retarded?

>> No.11273424

>>11272813
She was pushing it away from her due to woman instinct causing the heat to move towards her and her arm.

>> No.11273430

>>11273422
nah mate them fuckin aussie crocs they can handle the bants unlike the pussy murican gators

>> No.11273437

>>11271713

guy demanding a refund for a terrible haircut.....

he literally got a buzzcut. what a fag.

>> No.11273447

>>11273437
No respect for a guy acting like a middle aged lady

>> No.11273455

>>11271740
damn, that's pretty good for 1.39.

>> No.11273463

>>11272325
You know the cookies are done when the baby stops crying

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>>11273327

>> No.11273470

>>11273463
lol

>> No.11273476

>>11273154
>trap in the form of a wall of full glass bottles
fuck the patriarchy for tricking her into climbing that

>> No.11273486

>>11272144
wow ur cool

>> No.11273488

>>11273363
God I wish she would be my gf

>> No.11273492

>>11273469
>put cream on a woman's face
>she almost falls forward
?

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>>11273488
i bet she fucks like a cocaine pilot on a jet

>> No.11273510

>>11271740
that's 2000 calories from the fat alone right there. How much obesity is there in india?

>> No.11273516

>>11273503
This is just mean. Shes trying her hardest and that already makes her a better wife than 90% of girls out there.

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>> No.11273534

>>11273374
Literal whore

>> No.11273536

>>11273510
Not much. Their digestive system has adapted to not absorb the nutrients from what they eat as it hightails it through to get it to the shitter as fast as possible to get it out of there.
That and their traffic system natural selects the slower moving Indians ala frogger.

>> No.11273538

>>11273526
I've jerked off to that video like 10 times.

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>> No.11273541

>>11271567
This means he was going to serve the egg even after he dropped a chick on it.

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>>11272853

>> No.11273554

>>11272166
depends where he put his gloveless hand that he used to open the bun

>> No.11273567

>>11271660
For some deep, evil reason, I wished that ISIS would have made an execution video like this. How many rubber bands can a human skull take?

>> No.11273571

>>11272093
Lol shut the fuck up lmao
Magic originated in egypt

>> No.11273576

>>11272166
I had it when I was in NYC and I survived

>> No.11273578

>>11273040
It's New York not Chicago

>> No.11273589

>>11271960
They have perfectly good empty plates and even two lids. Just put a fucking lid on it. They lit their napkins on fire like dumbasses instead of just choking the fire out.

>> No.11273598

>>11271480
entitled stupid fucking teenager making a scene. just stop and scan it slowly from a different angle and stop mashing buttons instead of yelling "AY YO WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS"

>> No.11273605

>>11271495
whats the point of the pot with a plate full of eggs?

>> No.11273609

>>11271987
Defective heating pack in self heating noodles?

>> No.11273615

>>11271962
Kebab here
We dont do this
Fuck your indian poo shit

>> No.11273635

>>11272895
Don't baton metal with metal, kids. Its called batoning for a reason. Make a wooden baton and use that.

>> No.11273644

>>11272950
Who the absolute fuck puts (any sour cream at all, really) that much sour cream in something?

>> No.11273695

>>11272895
>does something stupid
>gets angry at inanimate materials instead of getting angry at himself
typical human male

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>>11273598
Oy Mate...WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS

Chick got caught shoplifting n left her baby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ec--GpRiKE

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>>11272895

>> No.11273710

>>11272802
Christine Blasey Ford right before she accused a frying pan of raping her.

>> No.11273719

>>11271962
junk food style pilav?

>> No.11273720

>>11273705
I scanned 10 fake coupons in a row on one of these things. The old lady behind me said she never saw someone scan that many without getting an error. Good ol /b/ days.

>> No.11273744

>>11272895
>metal on metal batoning
>needing to baton when you can do it with the hatchet

Fucking autismos trying to perfectly split wood

>> No.11273751

>>11273469
If that was actually the Williams sisters, I don't think it'd end well for the guy.

>> No.11273795

>>11271751

Yuropean here, that was the dumbest shit I've seen all day. Never seen anyone with an electrical knife or that weird bread rack.

>> No.11273842

>>11273795
my grandpa uses an electric knife to cut roast beef and stuff. But nah never seen anyone use it on bread

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>> No.11273930

>>11272754
>not recognizing based huh? poster
LURK THE FUCK MORE, NEWFAG

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>>11271936
I have never seen the appeal of mixing fire with drinking

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>> No.11273963

>>11273952
>when blacks keep voting democrat

>> No.11273964

>>11273936
>one slice of cheese under the bottom patty

Well, I just realized that if I had to describe a Big Mac from memory I would fail horribly.

>> No.11273969

>>11273952
imagine having one of those just walking around in the kitchen
that would be so scary
and same for the crab

>> No.11273982

>>11273961
I swear to allah, that man is not from this world.

>> No.11273986

>>11273952
Is that aunt Fee?
RIP

>> No.11273996

>>11273952
is the filename referring to the boondocks

>> No.11274066

>>11273982
(pbuh)

>> No.11274073

>>11271567
Staged shit, chicks come out very wet from the eggs and aren't fluffy like these.

>> No.11274137

>>11271481
Should just skip one or two items everytime you go shopping so you can claim you were distracted when you get caught

>> No.11274148

>>11271481
how dumb do you have to be to think you can get away with that. those things are under heavy surveillance

>> No.11274211

>>11272986
>the crinkly paper the fish is wrapped in
>the salmon's bright color
>the sound of him slicing the salmon in two
>the pool of butter in the pan
Simply kino

>> No.11274258

>>11271933
>oil and spices
>oil and spices
>oil and spices
Also, that onion was burnt. Not caramelized, but burnt.

>> No.11274288

>>11273158
No you retarded piece of shit, she's not suing anyone because she violated the golden safety rule: Don't fucking climb on shit at work. And it's on camera so she's especially fucked. I swear you're a bigger faggot than she is

>> No.11274290

>>11271933
is this why brown people smell like spices all the time

>> No.11274331

>>11273334
dude what is the context for this? poor kid...

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>>11272200

>> No.11274443

>>11272166
yeah, generally

>> No.11274454

>>11273510
it's like russia. most people are really thin, and then a samller subset is fat, but not many in between

>> No.11274468

>>11271480
ffs he should have just taken it, no service means no obligation,
same with taxis, if the meter isnt running its fucking free

>> No.11274471

>>11272002
cool

>> No.11274474

>>11273510
the worms help

>> No.11274491

>>11273154
>How dare these shitlords hold a woman accountable for her own actions
>She is the victim here,
>The bottles are a tool of the (((patriarchy)))
I forgot women suddenly lose all agency when they're in trouble.

>> No.11274515

>>11271595
paying $1 for a something thats 99c
stupid goy

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>>11273327
I disagree.

>> No.11274549 [DELETED] 

>>11274515

>> No.11274553
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>>11274515

>> No.11274566

>>11273054
who is it ?

>> No.11274576
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>>11271962
>arabian
>uses poo ingredients
>shows poo hand
>literally uses poo language for ingredients

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>>11274566
UR Mom and her Father.

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>>11272325
millennials deserve aids

>> No.11274663

>>11272325
perfect if you live in a storage unit

>> No.11274762

>>11274331
Son of a druglord. Gotta toughen him up as he will inherit the business

>> No.11274827

>>11274628
rock cooked steak is the shit

>> No.11274901

>>11271968
>that fucking chemex
>that fucking chambord
jesus christ how horrifying

>> No.11274924

>>11271952
>12 pesos is one dollar
FUCKING CALDERON REEEE

>> No.11274959

>>11274628
cooking on dirty rocks... *sip*
now THAT was good eats

>> No.11275043

>>11271625
is that dinotendies

>> No.11275044

>>11274959
>he doesnt know about godly flavor of mineral salts on a naturally seasoned steak
come back when youve grown a tastebud, bud

>> No.11275123

>>11273492
>back and to the left
>back
>and to the left

>> No.11275167

>>11271960
Blow on hit very hard, throw paper tissue at it and if it doesn't work empty a bottle of vodka on the fire.

>> No.11275248

>>11274544
The genius of having the second one ready kills me

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>> No.11275364
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>>11273710

>> No.11275396

>>11273961
I bet he bites the inside of his cheeks and tongue all the time chewing like a retard.

>> No.11275431

>>11275396
Thats not nice

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>> No.11275543

>>11272680
until kids hurt themselves they dont

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