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11276108 No.11276108 [Reply] [Original]

>go to /ck/
>ctrl+F "webm"
>no webm thread
What's up with that?

>> No.11276112
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sorry I must have dozed off

>> No.11276122

Wow this makes me angry. I really hate retarded people.

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>> No.11276142

new additions to my jack folder

>> No.11276162

>"hahaha i've never done this before anon!"

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>> No.11276244

Looks like some fries and sausage in plastic bag. I'd say it's pretty close to selling fried chicken in a bucket.

>> No.11276246

I wonder if this is regular food for them. Like I'll see retarded state fair food here in the states and I know that no one really eats that regularly except as a treat, but i sincerely hope that is not a staple of brazilian cuisine.

I'd eat that over sopa de macao

>> No.11276279

>Taps the knife

>> No.11276286

The little girl probably got grounded for upsetting the rotbrain.

>> No.11276294

He can't even cut a pie? Come on, this guy must be trolling like mad. I bet he's never even had a real stroke.

>> No.11276333
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>> No.11276353

>semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11276357

why do people do this?

>> No.11276363

I do not care for the ambiguity of that statement

>> No.11276365

Do you think Jack recognizes that his life is hard because he's completely incompetent, or is he so oblivious that he doesn't even notice what a fuckup he is and he's too stupid to realize what a mess of a human he is.

>> No.11276370

>salting your meat after cooking
How did this dude ever trick anyone into thinking he could cook?

>> No.11276377

That knife tapping is retarded

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>> No.11276387

It's just french fries and sausage there's a lot worse that could be eaten.

>> No.11276390

you can do both

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>> No.11276412

Why the FUCK would you use MAYO

>> No.11276433

To be different.

>> No.11276443

call me a retard if you will, but wouldn't it be easier to just cut off a small part of the packaging to let the air out and crush it in the bag? probably would be finer too

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>> No.11276464

Less cinematic, though.

>> No.11276466

>no webm thread
>what's up with that

Maybe you should try /b/? A couple anons dumping the exact same jack/tasty garbage non-stop is pretty cancerous.

>> No.11276475

to recharge their knives

>> No.11276481
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shouldn't you be posting a food and cooking webm right now, sport?

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>> No.11276496

Here we see why it's dangerous to let retards access YouTube, Vine, or any other video sharing sites.

>> No.11276499
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>not going for the easier approach and instead try to get style points
you could just cut the tip off with a scissor, crush it a bit and then do the same effect they made, pulling the package towards you while it cuts off to the doritos already in the bowl
probably would do the same thing unless you count the crushing as a part of it

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>> No.11276505

>after the bags

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>> No.11276512

Direct a remake. We'll see if you're really the Scorsese you think you are.

>> No.11276523

Is this Joey or some other fat beast with an eating disorder?

If it's Joey, he somehow looks even worse than the last time I saw him.

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>Dog legitimately believes a puppy had its head chopped off right in front of it
no doug deserves to feel this way

>> No.11276539

>tfw that dog is probably dead now

>> No.11276542

It got scared by the utensil. Dogs rely more on their sense of smell than sight. That did not smell like a dog. Learn to stop anthropomorphising and dogs will love you more than they do the average human.

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but you have to admit it's a doggie dog world

>> No.11276549

There's no way a dog is that fucking dumb. They just trained him to do that.

>> No.11276557

It's not that he can't cut it, but the pie was really undercooked. To be fair, I think he admitted it and remade it, but I'm not sure why he didn't check to see if it was done before taking it out of the oven with a toothpick or knife poke. Maybe he did that on purpose for video material.

>> No.11276561

showmanship, but it justs dulls your knives quicker

>> No.11276572

Joey's brother

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>> No.11276582

i am jacks hatred for that pie

>> No.11276583

fuck me thats nasty

>> No.11276586

they probably made a loud noise so the dog would panic.

>> No.11276589

knife abuse is a problem that affects us all

>> No.11276591

holy guacamole

>> No.11276603

there is something horribly wrong about this

>> No.11276612

Humans are that dumb. No surprise there. They have a pathetic sense of smell for such a successful species.

>> No.11276616

Yeah. Only one thing.

>> No.11276648

kill yourself please.

>> No.11276654

I like ass as much as the next guy but there's something kinda disgusting about this marketing. I mean, come on.

>> No.11276680

There's no ambiguity, they literally said the cakes are topped with semen that resembles dipping sauce.

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>> No.11276721

Why do products like this even exist in America? I mean if you're going to buy something premade, why not just buy a cheesecake?

>> No.11276737

>He doesn't know about Sandra Lee and her pre-made homemade bullshit

>> No.11276738

America is a cultural wasteland

>> No.11276743

I'd like to make her react, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11276744

So people can feel good because they "know how to cook"

>> No.11276750

I just realised that I intended this response for >>11276114

>> No.11276776

imagine the smell knowing that he can even clean his ass

>> No.11276782

Apparently he is a Uber driver. Imagine the smell.

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>> No.11276823

I'm all for hot ladies but this is a weird way to market a burger

>> No.11276849

uma delicia

>> No.11276858 [DELETED] 

Same reasons blacksmiths tap their hammer on the anvil.

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>> No.11276968

Fuck off to /b/

>> No.11276973

No way those girls didn't vomit it all out again after.

>> No.11276982

That kid will grow up to be an absolute shit person.

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>> No.11277048

Women were a mistake

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>> No.11277086

That's perfect.

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>> No.11277098

of all the jack fuckups this is the least interesting, never post this again

>> No.11277105

>no goggles
that's a breach of lab protocol

>> No.11277113

what the fuck happened here

>> No.11277212

It's two videos shooped together you absolute mong

>> No.11277221

>Sandra Lee
...Dr Pimple Popper?

>> No.11277269

Grounding your knife to prevent static discharge

>> No.11277359

Uma Delícia

>> No.11277372

I really do think his whole channel and cooking is just a bunch of satire.

>> No.11277377

It's Pimple Popper, MD
Get it right kiddo.

Hey, you know what you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

>> No.11277385

>all the chink thots and the token white soygoy.

Lmaoing hard right now.

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>> No.11277395

Just a reminder that instagram was the worst invention of the past 100 years.

>> No.11277412
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>that filthy Indian eating eggs

>> No.11277445

I think it was explained as being a muscle memory prompt.

>> No.11277500

best file name

>> No.11277550

did she died

>> No.11277560

I think you mean retarded kids

>> No.11277567

Wow Is that Miley Cyrus? When did she turn attractive?

>> No.11277575

Theres is only so many times i can watch a guy make an egg sandwhich

>> No.11277605

He has to eat all the eggs.

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>> No.11277681

>brush with mayo

>> No.11277711

It's probably because the Doritos wouldn't stick very well if you used a regular egg wash

>> No.11277759


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if 77777 appears in this thread i will stop posting jack webms forever

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unless of course im the one who gets it

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check em

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>> No.11277789

Bull shit

>> No.11277794

this webm and the memes posted with it have gotten stale as shit and I really don't understand how you people still find this funny

>> No.11277816

Why do girls agree to shit like that

>> No.11277823
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Lia Marie Johnson, famous american chef

>> No.11277824

The women who get offended by these are the ugly ones that are jealous they're not getting offered money to do it

>> No.11277829

Not Indian you stupid fuck. Show us how you eat eggs then you peasant

>> No.11277836

wanna scamble her eggs with my whisk
(eggs are vagina and whisks is pp)

>> No.11277844

Someone explain this

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>> No.11277887

you've never thrown a case of beer at a bitch?

>> No.11277890

The pieces of Doritos are too big so the thicker layo of mayo would hold more than a thinner egg wash

>> No.11277925

looks pretty good actually. I would try it with sour cream.

>> No.11277969

Tards suck balls... Lucklily, there is no way a person could get an injury from something that quick.. Even singed eyebrows or lashed are unlikely...

t. Was in the special ed in 7th and 8th grade..

>> No.11277976

HAHA.. LOL.. I seen so many nasty white chicks that do this type of shit in various ways... They do it for sexual reasons.. I bet you anything that girl was mostly sober and aware of what she was doing but made relaxed and horney by the alcohol or whatever... They fucking work like this on the weekends...

>> No.11277982

same reason you click your tongs a few times before you use them, if you don't you could have a malfunction and die

>> No.11277983

I've seen all kinds of street food videos like this and those people must work really hard, because a large bag of fries that size in USA would cost around 25 dollars... If it was just fries alone...

Other than that, i dont know whats going on in these vids...

>> No.11277996

>they must be working real hard frying potatoes because it's cheaper in the third world
uhh... anon...you feeling alright?

>> No.11278015
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Cheapest Meals, Right Here...

>> No.11278043

that merchant with the mint tanktop is one lewd dude

>> No.11278060

>too big
So crush them up more
Using mayo to bread your chicken is fucking disgusting
Egg wash works fine as long as you flour the chicken beforehand

>> No.11278228

Are you retarded? Look at the post you're replying to.

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>> No.11278247

ask me how i know you're an angry virgin

>> No.11278258
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It's down syndromed. The correct term is down syndromed.

>> No.11278270

Are they the same kids that fell over when eating bean toast?

>> No.11278275

Magic noodles.

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>> No.11278283

Ah yes, back when commercials could do this. I miss those days, so long ago.

>> No.11278291

Frig off Rick

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>> No.11278415

HAHAHA.. Damn.. I could watch this .webm all day..

Best thing i've seen all day...

>> No.11278445

Thats nonsense... Domesticated animals (even rats) are way smarter than that...

That dog clearly ran off right after the utensil went into the material...

Domesticated animals are trained to take ques from humans.. give them more credit.

>> No.11278466

He's going to grow up to be like Thome Yorke....

>> No.11278475

He's actually pretty good as a street vendor... He knows what hes doing.....

>> No.11278488

I'de honestly fuck her, man.. Just once.. If i didnt have to eat her cocking first... or her crotch....

And only if i was pretty drunk...

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>> No.11278501

I slice alot of bread,i always tap the knife against the cutting board(flat side), for some reason it improves the cut, now its second nature, i always do the tap without thinking about it

>> No.11278504

I do wonder if that happened

>> No.11278514

Anybody know where the original .webm came from?

I've researched asian street food a little and i'm guessing that it came from a poor part of singapore.. Maybe near the water...

It says jesus on one of the containers and thats telling of poor mutts in east asia....

>> No.11278527

Nathan Drake, that two bit theif

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>> No.11278700

We need to find the man!

>> No.11278735
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You're not even a little bit shit?

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>resembling a flaccid penis

>> No.11278792

Based huh poster

>> No.11278796

they look like they're in a lab, faggot?

>> No.11278806
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>mayo for binder

>> No.11278809

literally 2 seconds on youtube

>> No.11278821

America drops off baby Poland and Russia shows it his anal creampie? I don't get it.

>> No.11278824

>reading comprehension

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>> No.11278885

Is it really so hard to just eat it from the side instead of shoving it in your mouth like a cock sucker?

>> No.11278906
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>tfw never really used tongs before recently and now that I've started using them regularly I always do this

>> No.11278923

Do you really think anyone ordering a dick on a stick gives a shit what they look like eating it

>> No.11278942

>Doughnut Drake skin selected

>> No.11279011

NO! >:0

>> No.11279029


I hope the father choked that criatura to death after that

>> No.11279091

>They do it for sexual reasons

>> No.11279104

That's a big hotdog.

>> No.11279123

>it's a doggie dog world
And that's why you gotta be the chinamen

>> No.11279132
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At least post the best one.

>> No.11279151

Nice filename,bud.

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>> No.11279179

YLYL you yl you yl

>> No.11279181

Holy glitchy shit wtf happened? My gif became a tiny jpg.

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>> No.11279214

>tfw your wife keeps coming home with a 12 inch penis cake and going the bedroom for a few hours every day

>> No.11279220

*dips knife in lemon juice then drags and hits it on concrete*

>> No.11279229

Damn Taco Bell really went downhill

>> No.11279231

they're wearing lab coats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.11279232

Jack looks like my dad I don't like it

>> No.11279234

She lost an eye to a candle after the candle bottomed out on the plate under the cake.

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>> No.11279246
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>Americans and Mexicans uniting over hamburgers and asses

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>> No.11279263

If the beer is really shitty then maybe

>> No.11279267

Heating device under the food exploded and propelled it

>> No.11279277

i'll occasionally do it to quickly adjust my grip on the handle if i'm in a chopping rhythm, kinda like when a blacksmith bounces a hammer on the anvil, albeit nowhere near as forcefully

>> No.11279282

>be incel
>see woman doing something

not that hard to understand, really.

>> No.11279389

someone post curried eggs

>> No.11279398

Is that cheese sauce and mayo?

>> No.11279406

>no one realizes the subliminal message of this ad


>> No.11279428

was that container just cream cheese?

>> No.11279446

Based and redpilled

>> No.11279460


>> No.11279497
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>Wonder what kind of incompetent fuckery I'm about to see
>Notice a familiar ring

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would you suck a newfag out of reddits anus

>> No.11279543

I dunno I'm gonna assume that it's meant to be baked, placing it in the same bracket as brownie mix or cake mix. That said you're still a retarded hillbilly if you can't follow a recipe and produce as much of this shit as you like with cheaper shit you can find at home.

>> No.11279562

no it's Philadelphia cream cheese "Cheesecake Filling", which presumably is what you get when processing the cream cheese to cheese cake

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>> No.11279584

Dumb fuck nigger ahitstain fat Asian chick owner can't even give us sound on boards outside of webm board

Why the fuck bother, I ain't going through the effort to nueter my webms and delete the audio for shit posting

>> No.11279597

>eating in your motorcarriage
do americans really...

>> No.11279602

this is the number one cause of school shootings in USA

>> No.11279604

What the fuck you on m8?

>> No.11279609

i gotta go smoke a cigarette

>> No.11279668

i expected that he get a stroke or something by the end of the video.

>> No.11279689

but mexicans must be from both sides of border

>> No.11279691

the only one that got downed here was the girl m8

>> No.11279707

I'm not a knife genius, explain to me why this is necessary. Of course it's a technically impressive display of knife control and fine motor skills, but what reason would a person have to limit the amount of pressure they put on their cutting surface?

>> No.11279753

Delicate things needs a sharp knife to slice or they will crush. Like cutting a tomato with a dull knife. It's also for getting uniform and consistent sized pieces that matter more for presentation in a fancy setting.

>> No.11279759

I hope someone can make some WEBMs out of this

>> No.11279761

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s [Embed]
im on it brah
any part in specific

>> No.11279773

also this is a music video
webms with sound cannot be uploaded to this board and this would be a pretty pointless webm without the sound

>> No.11279790

hoo boy

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>> No.11279799

it seriously amazes me of all the people that frequent this board how little of you actually work in cooking. it's the same reason you'd lift a bat up and extend it before swinging it, you're just feeling the weight of the knife and making sure you've got the cut lined up and all properly. if you see someone tapping a knife odds are they've prepped thousands of vegetables and/or meat at a restaurant somewhere for six months +

>> No.11279827

so basically what >>11277445 said

>> No.11279828

Caspere knew this.

>> No.11279834

>25$ for a giant bag of fries
the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11279837

This is a close second to the gutter oil.

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>> No.11279867

it's not necessary. it's just that you can only get so good at using a knife before you start needing to impose artificial difficulty.

>> No.11279874

>I have a thorough understanding of a humans capabilities to resist injury, for you see, I too am retarded.

>> No.11279892

It is.

>> No.11279904

This is one of the many reason why I support abortion.

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>> No.11280158

Oof i hope people turned up because why wouldn't you record when people were actually there?

>> No.11280165


I'd rather see a before video. It's more aesthetically pleasing before everything has been ransacked and there are forty drooling kids running around.

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>letting everything sit out and open getting cold

>> No.11280184

>sit out and get cold
you've never let a bunch of hungry young lads loose on your wiener buffet before I suspect

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>> No.11280198

Not >>11280168, but no, I have not, nor ever have attended, or even want to attend a wiener buffet...

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>> No.11280274

Are Americans really this stupid?

>> No.11280285

>no one showed up

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What bodies?

>> No.11280327

>'oh yeah deviled eggs I love tho-'
>all that mayo

>> No.11280340

>all the gays being triggered by this ad

this is pure kino, anyone who disagrees is a confirmed closet homo

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There are no bodies here.

>> No.11280407

It seems weird, til you think about how mayo is just emulsified eggs and oil with some other shit in it.

Most breadcrumb-type breadings start with egg anyways so it's not that far off. Still pretty gross though.

>> No.11280544

baste and breadpilled

>> No.11280567

Tfw hate cucknite but Im sad I never got invited to a nice game party like this in my life :(

>> No.11280571

Best post I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh

>> No.11280574

source? im going to need a fact check

>> No.11280576

whats the purpose of this

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>> No.11280580

I know, look how ugly and faggoty he is already.

>> No.11280587

Dios mio

>> No.11280590

i swear, this guy has something wrong with him. his videos are enjoyable sure, but only for the food and culture. him? i could do without. he makes me wanna shit myself.

>> No.11280593


Time to kill yourself my dude

>> No.11280602

This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280604

This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280628

>shaped like a flaccid penis
>this big

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>> No.11280695

Dios mio. Las creaturas are out of control. Is America ever going to be saved?

>> No.11280696

This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280698

This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

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>> No.11280718

cute selfie

>> No.11280740

I don't have selfies, I HATE selfies. Selfies are for basedboys.

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Is it true... some anon posted cannibalism here? Nobody seems to be talking about it

>> No.11280761

Is that why the whole site went down?

>> No.11280765

cute children's toys

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>> No.11280783

site went down for something, but reports didnt work for a bit while posting did
so vile shit got posted

>> No.11280792

wtf? Is basedboy filered on /ck/ now?

>> No.11280798

If it was a man you'd just call him an idiot. Fuck you.

>> No.11280804

why do autists do this?

>> No.11280843

>jack used a chef steps recipe
>it actually turned out okay
why are you showing something he did right? that's not what we're here to see...

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>> No.11280952

If you didn't spot the CGI burgers then you've got negative IQ

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damn I feel like shit now.
but at least im not eating what might as well be shit

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This looks comfy
I wish I had friends

>> No.11281017

imagine this but with Halo CE

>> No.11281034

Coconut cream is something like 50% saturated fat, this dairy free yogurt is actually worse than milk yogurt
Also :
>not dairy

>> No.11281059

Yet they still have to sit on the floor.

>> No.11281136

>Enough controllers for maybe 8 kids
Jesus Christ, no wonder yanks are so tubby

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This would be really cool if Fortnite wasn't on those screens

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>> No.11281347

How will Americans break free from themselves?

>> No.11281415

Okay then, move along.

>> No.11281437

He looks like Simply Sara

>> No.11281685


>> No.11281714

Absolutely based.

>> No.11281728

Why the hell are you getting it if you're going to not have fun with it

>> No.11281783

What if jack IS your dad? o.O

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>> No.11281790

well he's a pretty sexy bear and I'm gay so I'd like to think I can live out my degenerate sex fantasies with him

>> No.11281791

Doug is probably just spooked by forks. No way it couldn't tell the puppy was food

>> No.11281798

I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.11281802

What happened to Sara? I miss sara threads

>> No.11281811

Fuck i forgot how much gav used to look like shaggy

>> No.11281821

What do you call a doctor that fails out of med school
nice get btw

>> No.11281849

Where is she from?

>> No.11281873

What a waste of good money

>> No.11281915

I used to think mark was phoning it in like everyone else does but I've been watching him for so long it's become apparent to me that he actually just legit loves food, or at least certain types of it. When he does the face he's not faking.

>> No.11281924

Ah reminds me of those totally epic LAN parties i would throw

>> No.11281955

She grown up?

>> No.11281965

You'll only look insecure af then

>> No.11281994

All of that and you get the most bog standard cake. What the fuck

>> No.11282008

This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11282072

So close

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>brush with mayo

>> No.11282084

>jack posting
Sup cu/ck/

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>> No.11282158

> dairy (adj.) containing or made from milk.
anon... what type of animal is a bee, and how do you think the honey is made?

>> No.11282163

bees are cows with wings mr smarty-pants

>> No.11282192

that guy wearing the overwatch shirt was the gayest part of that video

>> No.11282307

>how to "make" a pre-made cheesecake

>> No.11282613

Just when I thought I couldn't be sickened by something this man did anymore, here I am yet again.

>> No.11282706

Stay mad roastie

>> No.11282807

we need to build a wall to separate texas from the rest of the US

>> No.11282820

yeah.. he loves food alright.

>> No.11282839

It's based on an annual event in a town that straddles the border in Arizona.

>> No.11282867

rent free

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