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11276108 No.11276108 [Reply] [Original]

>go to /ck/
>ctrl+F "webm"
>no webm thread
What's up with that?

>> No.11276112
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>>11276108

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sorry I must have dozed off

>> No.11276122

>>11276108
Wow this makes me angry. I really hate retarded people.

>> No.11276123
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>> No.11276142

>>11276134
>>11276123
new additions to my jack folder

>> No.11276162

>>11276112
>"hahaha i've never done this before anon!"

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>> No.11276190
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>> No.11276224

>>11276190
Wut

>> No.11276244

>>11276190
Looks like some fries and sausage in plastic bag. I'd say it's pretty close to selling fried chicken in a bucket.

>> No.11276246

>>11276190
I wonder if this is regular food for them. Like I'll see retarded state fair food here in the states and I know that no one really eats that regularly except as a treat, but i sincerely hope that is not a staple of brazilian cuisine.

I'd eat that over sopa de macao

>> No.11276279

>>11276171
>Taps the knife

>> No.11276286

>>11276108
The little girl probably got grounded for upsetting the rotbrain.

>> No.11276294

>>11276123
He can't even cut a pie? Come on, this guy must be trolling like mad. I bet he's never even had a real stroke.

>> No.11276333
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>>11276279

>> No.11276353

>>11276112
>semen resembling dipping sauce

>> No.11276357

>>11276333
why do people do this?

>> No.11276363

>>11276353
I do not care for the ambiguity of that statement

>> No.11276365

>>11276114
Do you think Jack recognizes that his life is hard because he's completely incompetent, or is he so oblivious that he doesn't even notice what a fuckup he is and he's too stupid to realize what a mess of a human he is.

>> No.11276370

>>11276171
>salting your meat after cooking
How did this dude ever trick anyone into thinking he could cook?

>> No.11276377

>>11276171
That knife tapping is retarded

>> No.11276386
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>> No.11276387

>>11276246
It's just french fries and sausage there's a lot worse that could be eaten.

>> No.11276390

>>11276370
you can do both

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>> No.11276412

>>11276395
Why the FUCK would you use MAYO

>> No.11276433

>>11276412
To be different.

>> No.11276443

>>11276395
call me a retard if you will, but wouldn't it be easier to just cut off a small part of the packaging to let the air out and crush it in the bag? probably would be finer too

>> No.11276456

>>11276392
MOAR!

>> No.11276464

>>11276443
Less cinematic, though.

>> No.11276466

>>11276108
>no webm thread
>what's up with that

Maybe you should try /b/? A couple anons dumping the exact same jack/tasty garbage non-stop is pretty cancerous.

>> No.11276475

>>11276357
to recharge their knives

>> No.11276481
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>>11276466
shouldn't you be posting a food and cooking webm right now, sport?

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>>11276466
biitch

>> No.11276496

>>11276108
Here we see why it's dangerous to let retards access YouTube, Vine, or any other video sharing sites.

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>>11276464
>not going for the easier approach and instead try to get style points
you could just cut the tip off with a scissor, crush it a bit and then do the same effect they made, pulling the package towards you while it cuts off to the doritos already in the bowl
probably would do the same thing unless you count the crushing as a part of it

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>> No.11276505

>>11276190
>after the bags
NO! STOBBIT!

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>> No.11276512

>>11276499
Direct a remake. We'll see if you're really the Scorsese you think you are.

>> No.11276523

>>11276386
Is this Joey or some other fat beast with an eating disorder?

If it's Joey, he somehow looks even worse than the last time I saw him.

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>>11276511
>Dog legitimately believes a puppy had its head chopped off right in front of it
no doug deserves to feel this way

>> No.11276539

>>11276499
>tfw that dog is probably dead now

>> No.11276542

>>11276534
It got scared by the utensil. Dogs rely more on their sense of smell than sight. That did not smell like a dog. Learn to stop anthropomorphising and dogs will love you more than they do the average human.

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>>11276534
but you have to admit it's a doggie dog world

>> No.11276549

>>11276511
There's no way a dog is that fucking dumb. They just trained him to do that.

>> No.11276557

>>11276294
It's not that he can't cut it, but the pie was really undercooked. To be fair, I think he admitted it and remade it, but I'm not sure why he didn't check to see if it was done before taking it out of the oven with a toothpick or knife poke. Maybe he did that on purpose for video material.

>> No.11276561

>>11276357
showmanship, but it justs dulls your knives quicker

>> No.11276572

>>11276523
Joey's brother

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>>11276549

>> No.11276582

>>11276365
i am jacks hatred for that pie

>> No.11276583

>>11276183
fuck me thats nasty

>> No.11276586

>>11276549
they probably made a loud noise so the dog would panic.

>> No.11276589

>>11276333
knife abuse is a problem that affects us all

>> No.11276591

>>11276572
holy guacamole

>> No.11276603

>>11276503
there is something horribly wrong about this

>> No.11276612

>>11276579
Humans are that dumb. No surprise there. They have a pathetic sense of smell for such a successful species.

>> No.11276616

>>11276603
Yeah. Only one thing.

>> No.11276648

>>11276542
kill yourself please.

>> No.11276654

>>11276503
I like ass as much as the next guy but there's something kinda disgusting about this marketing. I mean, come on.

>> No.11276680

>>11276363
There's no ambiguity, they literally said the cakes are topped with semen that resembles dipping sauce.

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>> No.11276721

>>11276114
Why do products like this even exist in America? I mean if you're going to buy something premade, why not just buy a cheesecake?

>> No.11276737

>>11276721
>He doesn't know about Sandra Lee and her pre-made homemade bullshit

>> No.11276738

>>11276503
America is a cultural wasteland

>> No.11276743

>>11276134
I'd like to make her react, if you know what I mean.

>> No.11276744

>>11276721
So people can feel good because they "know how to cook"

>> No.11276750

>>11276294
I just realised that I intended this response for >>11276114

>> No.11276776

>>11276108
imagine the smell knowing that he can even clean his ass

>> No.11276782

>>11276386
Apparently he is a Uber driver. Imagine the smell.

>> No.11276786

>>11276542
Retard.

>> No.11276823

>>11276503
I'm all for hot ladies but this is a weird way to market a burger

>> No.11276849

>>11276190
uma delicia

>> No.11276858 [DELETED] 

>>11276357
Same reasons blacksmiths tap their hammer on the anvil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA3jgasWYTg

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>>11276612
>They

>> No.11276968

>>11276456
Fuck off to /b/

>> No.11276973

>>11276503
No way those girls didn't vomit it all out again after.

>> No.11276982

>>11276579
That kid will grow up to be an absolute shit person.

>> No.11276999

>>11276698
BUT HOW DOES HE GET OUT?

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>>11277003

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>> No.11277048

>>11277042
Women were a mistake

>> No.11277049
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>> No.11277051

>>11277042
kek

>> No.11277055

>>11277049
KEK

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>> No.11277086

>>11277046
That's perfect.

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>> No.11277098

>>11277003
of all the jack fuckups this is the least interesting, never post this again

>> No.11277105

>>11277083
>>11277084
>no goggles
that's a breach of lab protocol

>> No.11277113

>>11277087
what the fuck happened here

>> No.11277212

>>11276534
It's two videos shooped together you absolute mong

>> No.11277221

>>11276737
>Sandra Lee
...Dr Pimple Popper?

>> No.11277269

>>11276357
Grounding your knife to prevent static discharge

>> No.11277359

>>11276190
Uma Delícia

>> No.11277372

>>11276294
I really do think his whole channel and cooking is just a bunch of satire.

>> No.11277377

>>11277221
It's Pimple Popper, MD
Get it right kiddo.

Hey, you know what you call a doctor who fails out of med school?

>> No.11277385

>>11276112
>all the chink thots and the token white soygoy.

Lmaoing hard right now.

>> No.11277394

>>11276698
huh?

>> No.11277395

>>11276395
Just a reminder that instagram was the worst invention of the past 100 years.

>> No.11277412
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>>11276698
>that filthy Indian eating eggs

>> No.11277445

>>11276357
I think it was explained as being a muscle memory prompt.

>> No.11277500

>>11277018
best file name

>> No.11277550

>>11277049
did she died

>> No.11277560

>>11276122
I think you mean retarded kids

>> No.11277567

>>11276134
Wow Is that Miley Cyrus? When did she turn attractive?

>> No.11277575

>>11276108
Theres is only so many times i can watch a guy make an egg sandwhich

>> No.11277605

>>11276999
He has to eat all the eggs.

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>> No.11277677

>>11276190
UMA

>> No.11277681

>>11276395
>brush with mayo
NANDE?

>> No.11277711

>>11276412
>>11277681
It's probably because the Doritos wouldn't stick very well if you used a regular egg wash

>> No.11277759

>>11277711
why

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if 77777 appears in this thread i will stop posting jack webms forever

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unless of course im the one who gets it

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check em

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fuck

>> No.11277789

>>11277711
Bull shit

>> No.11277794

>>11276698
this webm and the memes posted with it have gotten stale as shit and I really don't understand how you people still find this funny

>> No.11277816

>>11276503
Why do girls agree to shit like that

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>>11277567
Lia Marie Johnson, famous american chef

>> No.11277824

>>11277816
$$$$
The women who get offended by these are the ugly ones that are jealous they're not getting offered money to do it

>> No.11277829

>>11277412
Not Indian you stupid fuck. Show us how you eat eggs then you peasant

>> No.11277836

>>11277823
>>11277823
wanna scamble her eggs with my whisk
(eggs are vagina and whisks is pp)

>> No.11277844

>>11277049
Someone explain this

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>>11277824

>> No.11277887

>>11277844
you've never thrown a case of beer at a bitch?

>> No.11277890

>>11277759
>>11277789
The pieces of Doritos are too big so the thicker layo of mayo would hold more than a thinner egg wash

>> No.11277925

>>11276395
looks pretty good actually. I would try it with sour cream.

>> No.11277969

>>11276122
Tards suck balls... Lucklily, there is no way a person could get an injury from something that quick.. Even singed eyebrows or lashed are unlikely...

t. Was in the special ed in 7th and 8th grade..

>> No.11277976

>>11276183
HAHA.. LOL.. I seen so many nasty white chicks that do this type of shit in various ways... They do it for sexual reasons.. I bet you anything that girl was mostly sober and aware of what she was doing but made relaxed and horney by the alcohol or whatever... They fucking work like this on the weekends...

>> No.11277982

>>11276357
same reason you click your tongs a few times before you use them, if you don't you could have a malfunction and die

>> No.11277983

>>11276190
I've seen all kinds of street food videos like this and those people must work really hard, because a large bag of fries that size in USA would cost around 25 dollars... If it was just fries alone...

Other than that, i dont know whats going on in these vids...

>> No.11277996

>>11277983
>they must be working real hard frying potatoes because it's cheaper in the third world
uhh... anon...you feeling alright?

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>>11276108
Cheapest Meals, Right Here...

>> No.11278043

>>11278015
that merchant with the mint tanktop is one lewd dude

>> No.11278060

>>11277890
>too big
So crush them up more
Using mayo to bread your chicken is fucking disgusting
Egg wash works fine as long as you flour the chicken beforehand

>> No.11278228

>>11277212
Are you retarded? Look at the post you're replying to.

>> No.11278239

>>11277969

HOW ABOUT THE FUCKING CANDLE GOING IN HER GODDAMN EYE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD

>> No.11278247

>>11277976
ask me how i know you're an angry virgin

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>>11276122
>>11277560
>retarded
It's down syndromed. The correct term is down syndromed.

>> No.11278270

>>11276579
Are they the same kids that fell over when eating bean toast?

>> No.11278275

>>11277113
Magic noodles.

>> No.11278277

>>11278258
huh??

>> No.11278283

>>11276503
Ah yes, back when commercials could do this. I miss those days, so long ago.

>> No.11278291

>>11276546
Frig off Rick

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>>11276648

>> No.11278415

>>11276503
HAHAHA.. Damn.. I could watch this .webm all day..

Best thing i've seen all day...

>> No.11278445

>>11276542
Thats nonsense... Domesticated animals (even rats) are way smarter than that...

That dog clearly ran off right after the utensil went into the material...

Domesticated animals are trained to take ques from humans.. give them more credit.

>> No.11278466

>>11276982
He's going to grow up to be like Thome Yorke....

>> No.11278475

>>11276698
He's actually pretty good as a street vendor... He knows what hes doing.....

>> No.11278488

>>11277018
I'de honestly fuck her, man.. Just once.. If i didnt have to eat her cocking first... or her crotch....

And only if i was pretty drunk...

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>>11278283

>> No.11278501

>>11276357
I slice alot of bread,i always tap the knife against the cutting board(flat side), for some reason it improves the cut, now its second nature, i always do the tap without thinking about it

>> No.11278504

>>11278239
I do wonder if that happened

>> No.11278514

>>11277412
Anybody know where the original .webm came from?

I've researched asian street food a little and i'm guessing that it came from a poor part of singapore.. Maybe near the water...

It says jesus on one of the containers and thats telling of poor mutts in east asia....

>> No.11278527

>>11276386
Nathan Drake, that two bit theif

>> No.11278528

>>11276982
THAT KID WAS ME 18 FUCKING YEARS AGO AND IM DOING JUST FUCKKKING FINE ASSHOLE

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>> No.11278700

>>11278514
We need to find the man!

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>>11278528
You're not even a little bit shit?

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>> No.11278741
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>>11276112
>resembling a flaccid penis
>flaccid

>> No.11278792

>>11278277
Based huh poster

>> No.11278796

>>11277105
they look like they're in a lab, faggot?

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>>11276395
>mayo for binder

>> No.11278809

>>11278514
>>11278700
literally 2 seconds on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.11278821

>>11278806
America drops off baby Poland and Russia shows it his anal creampie? I don't get it.

>> No.11278824

>>11278809
>reading comprehension

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>> No.11278885

>>11276112
Is it really so hard to just eat it from the side instead of shoving it in your mouth like a cock sucker?

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>>11277982
>tfw never really used tongs before recently and now that I've started using them regularly I always do this

>> No.11278923

>>11278885
Do you really think anyone ordering a dick on a stick gives a shit what they look like eating it

>> No.11278942

>>11278527
>Doughnut Drake skin selected

>> No.11279011

>>11278735
NO! >:0

>> No.11279029

>>11276108

I hope the father choked that criatura to death after that

>> No.11279091

>>11277976
>They do it for sexual reasons
huh?

>> No.11279104

>>11276386
That's a big hotdog.

>> No.11279123

>>11276546
>it's a doggie dog world
And that's why you gotta be the chinamen

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>>11276546
At least post the best one.

>> No.11279151

>>11277781
Nice filename,bud.

>> No.11279155

>>11277836
EXPLAIN!

>> No.11279166

>>11279132
(You)

>> No.11279179

>>11277049
YLYL you yl you yl

>> No.11279181

>>11279166
Holy glitchy shit wtf happened? My gif became a tiny jpg.

>> No.11279203

>>11279181
(You)

>> No.11279214

>>11276123
>tfw your wife keeps coming home with a 12 inch penis cake and going the bedroom for a few hours every day

>> No.11279220

>>11276333
*dips knife in lemon juice then drags and hits it on concrete*

>> No.11279229

>>11276507
Damn Taco Bell really went downhill

>> No.11279231

>>11278796
they're wearing lab coats ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.11279232

>>11276481
Jack looks like my dad I don't like it

>> No.11279234

>>11277969
She lost an eye to a candle after the candle bottomed out on the plate under the cake.

>> No.11279237

>>11279132
>>11279181
See>>11276511

>> No.11279246
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>>11276503
>Americans and Mexicans uniting over hamburgers and asses
Beautiful

>> No.11279258

>>11277038
Hahahaha

>> No.11279263

>>11277550
If the beer is really shitty then maybe

>> No.11279267

>>11277113
Heating device under the food exploded and propelled it

>> No.11279277

>>11276357
i'll occasionally do it to quickly adjust my grip on the handle if i'm in a chopping rhythm, kinda like when a blacksmith bounces a hammer on the anvil, albeit nowhere near as forcefully

>> No.11279282

>>11279091
>be incel
>see woman doing something
>FUCKING ROASTIE SLUT WHORE WHY WONT SHE LET ME TOUCH HER REEEEEE

not that hard to understand, really.

>> No.11279389

someone post curried eggs

>> No.11279398

>>11276190
Is that cheese sauce and mayo?

>> No.11279406

>>11276503
>no one realizes the subliminal message of this ad

BUILD A WALL!

>> No.11279428

>>11276114
was that container just cream cheese?

>> No.11279446

>>11278277
Based and redpilled

>> No.11279460

>>11278504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCR8kbwxQ4g

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>>11276114
>Wonder what kind of incompetent fuckery I'm about to see
>Notice a familiar ring

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>>11279497
would you suck a newfag out of reddits anus
well?

>> No.11279543

>>11276721
I dunno I'm gonna assume that it's meant to be baked, placing it in the same bracket as brownie mix or cake mix. That said you're still a retarded hillbilly if you can't follow a recipe and produce as much of this shit as you like with cheaper shit you can find at home.

>> No.11279562

>>11279428
no it's Philadelphia cream cheese "Cheesecake Filling", which presumably is what you get when processing the cream cheese to cheese cake

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>> No.11279584

Dumb fuck nigger ahitstain fat Asian chick owner can't even give us sound on boards outside of webm board

Why the fuck bother, I ain't going through the effort to nueter my webms and delete the audio for shit posting

>> No.11279597

>>11276386
>eating in your motorcarriage
do americans really...

>> No.11279602

>>11276395
this is the number one cause of school shootings in USA

>> No.11279604

>>11279516
What the fuck you on m8?

>> No.11279609

>>11276503
i gotta go smoke a cigarette

>> No.11279668

>>11276386
i expected that he get a stroke or something by the end of the video.

>> No.11279689

>>11276503
but mexicans must be from both sides of border

>> No.11279691

>>11278258
the only one that got downed here was the girl m8

>> No.11279707

>>11278835
I'm not a knife genius, explain to me why this is necessary. Of course it's a technically impressive display of knife control and fine motor skills, but what reason would a person have to limit the amount of pressure they put on their cutting surface?

>> No.11279753

>>11279707
Delicate things needs a sharp knife to slice or they will crush. Like cutting a tomato with a dull knife. It's also for getting uniform and consistent sized pieces that matter more for presentation in a fancy setting.

>> No.11279759

I hope someone can make some WEBMs out of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s

>> No.11279761

>>11279759
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHwsOPasF0s [Embed]
im on it brah
any part in specific

>> No.11279773

>>11279759
also this is a music video
webms with sound cannot be uploaded to this board and this would be a pretty pointless webm without the sound

>> No.11279790

>>11278015
hoo boy

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>> No.11279799

>>11277445
it seriously amazes me of all the people that frequent this board how little of you actually work in cooking. it's the same reason you'd lift a bat up and extend it before swinging it, you're just feeling the weight of the knife and making sure you've got the cut lined up and all properly. if you see someone tapping a knife odds are they've prepped thousands of vegetables and/or meat at a restaurant somewhere for six months +

>> No.11279827

>>11279799
so basically what >>11277445 said

>> No.11279828

>>11279123
Caspere knew this.

>> No.11279834

>>11277983
>25$ for a giant bag of fries
the fuck are you talking about

>> No.11279837

>>11278015
This is a close second to the gutter oil.

>> No.11279840
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>> No.11279867

>>11279707
it's not necessary. it's just that you can only get so good at using a knife before you start needing to impose artificial difficulty.

>> No.11279874

>>11277969
>I have a thorough understanding of a humans capabilities to resist injury, for you see, I too am retarded.

>> No.11279892

>>11277372
It is.

>> No.11279904

>>11276108
This is one of the many reason why I support abortion.

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>> No.11280158

>>11280138
Oof i hope people turned up because why wouldn't you record when people were actually there?

>> No.11280165

>>11280158

I'd rather see a before video. It's more aesthetically pleasing before everything has been ransacked and there are forty drooling kids running around.

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>>11280138
>letting everything sit out and open getting cold

>> No.11280184

>>11280168
>sit out and get cold
you've never let a bunch of hungry young lads loose on your wiener buffet before I suspect

>> No.11280187

>>11277087
>foof
>plats

>> No.11280198

>>11280184
Not >>11280168, but no, I have not, nor ever have attended, or even want to attend a wiener buffet...

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>> No.11280236

>>11280198
fag

>> No.11280274

>>11279840
Are Americans really this stupid?

>> No.11280285

>>11280138
>no one showed up

>> No.11280296

>>11280226
SHOW ME WHERE YOU HID THE BODIES MARK

>> No.11280309
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>>11280226
What bodies?

>> No.11280327

>>11277003
>'oh yeah deviled eggs I love tho-'
>all that mayo
Why?

>> No.11280340

>>11276503
>all the gays being triggered by this ad

this is pure kino, anyone who disagrees is a confirmed closet homo

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>>11280309
There are no bodies here.

>> No.11280407

>>11276412
It seems weird, til you think about how mayo is just emulsified eggs and oil with some other shit in it.

Most breadcrumb-type breadings start with egg anyways so it's not that far off. Still pretty gross though.

>> No.11280544

>>11280340
baste and breadpilled

>> No.11280567

>>11280138
Tfw hate cucknite but Im sad I never got invited to a nice game party like this in my life :(

>> No.11280571

>>11279874
Best post I've seen in a long time. Thanks for the laugh

>> No.11280574

>>11279234
source? im going to need a fact check

>> No.11280576

>>11277764
whats the purpose of this

>> No.11280579

>>11277605
Test

>> No.11280580

>>11276982
I know, look how ugly and faggoty he is already.

>> No.11280587

>>11276386
Dios mio

>> No.11280590

>>11280309
>>11280372
i swear, this guy has something wrong with him. his videos are enjoyable sure, but only for the food and culture. him? i could do without. he makes me wanna shit myself.

>> No.11280593

>>11277976


Time to kill yourself my dude

>> No.11280602

>>11276183
This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280604

>>11276183
This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280628

>>11276112
>shaped like a flaccid penis
>this big
What?

>> No.11280644

>>11277836
huh?

>> No.11280695

>>11276503
Dios mio. Las creaturas are out of control. Is America ever going to be saved?

>> No.11280696

>>11276183
This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11280698

>>11276183
This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

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>>11280138

>> No.11280716

>>11280138
fgddd

>> No.11280718

>>11280704
cute selfie

>> No.11280740

>>11280718
I don't have selfies, I HATE selfies. Selfies are for basedboys.

>> No.11280752

>>11278015
christ

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11280756

Is it true... some anon posted cannibalism here? Nobody seems to be talking about it

>> No.11280761

>>11280756
Is that why the whole site went down?

>> No.11280765

>>11280718
cute children's toys

>> No.11280770

>>11280761
apparently

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>>11278015

>> No.11280783

>>11280761
site went down for something, but reports didnt work for a bit while posting did
so vile shit got posted

>> No.11280792

>>11280740
wtf? Is basedboy filered on /ck/ now?

>> No.11280798

>>11277048
If it was a man you'd just call him an idiot. Fuck you.

>> No.11280804

>>11276370
>implying
why do autists do this?

>> No.11280843

>>11277781
>jack used a chef steps recipe
>it actually turned out okay
why are you showing something he did right? that's not what we're here to see...

>> No.11280908

>>11280756
>>11280761
>>11280783

>>11280787

>> No.11280952

>>11276973
If you didn't spot the CGI burgers then you've got negative IQ

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>>11278015
damn I feel like shit now.
but at least im not eating what might as well be shit

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>>11280138
This looks comfy
I wish I had friends

>> No.11281017

>>11280138
imagine this but with Halo CE

>> No.11281034

>>11278740
Coconut cream is something like 50% saturated fat, this dairy free yogurt is actually worse than milk yogurt
Also :
>honey
>not dairy

>> No.11281059

>>11280138
Yet they still have to sit on the floor.

>> No.11281136

>>11280138
>Enough controllers for maybe 8 kids
>ALL THAT JUNK FOOD
Jesus Christ, no wonder yanks are so tubby

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>>11280138
This would be really cool if Fortnite wasn't on those screens

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>>11281136
>kids

>> No.11281290

Soyboy

>> No.11281347

>>11280695
How will Americans break free from themselves?

>> No.11281415

>>11280309
>>11280372
Okay then, move along.

>> No.11281437

>>11280580
He looks like Simply Sara

>> No.11281685

>>11279104
4u

>> No.11281714

>>11276503
Absolutely based.

>> No.11281728

>>11278885
Why the hell are you getting it if you're going to not have fun with it

>> No.11281783

>>11279232
What if jack IS your dad? o.O

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11281789

>>11280138

ALL KINDZ OF CHEMICALS

>> No.11281790

>>11281783
well he's a pretty sexy bear and I'm gay so I'd like to think I can live out my degenerate sex fantasies with him

>> No.11281791

>>11276511
Doug is probably just spooked by forks. No way it couldn't tell the puppy was food

>> No.11281798

>>11276952
I wouldn't worry about it.

>> No.11281802

>>11277018
What happened to Sara? I miss sara threads

>> No.11281811

>>11277084
Fuck i forgot how much gav used to look like shaggy

>> No.11281821

>>11277377
What do you call a doctor that fails out of med school
nice get btw

>> No.11281849

>>11276183
Where is she from?

>> No.11281873

>>11280138
What a waste of good money

>> No.11281915

>>11280226
>>11280309
I used to think mark was phoning it in like everyone else does but I've been watching him for so long it's become apparent to me that he actually just legit loves food, or at least certain types of it. When he does the face he's not faking.

>> No.11281924

>>11280138
Ah reminds me of those totally epic LAN parties i would throw

>> No.11281955

>>11279460
She grown up?

>> No.11281965

>>11278885
You'll only look insecure af then

>> No.11281994

>>11280138
All of that and you get the most bog standard cake. What the fuck

>> No.11282008

>>11276183
This is the Long island Railroad. She's from Long Island.
All the girls here are like that.

>> No.11282072

>>11277776
So close

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>>11276395
>brush with mayo

>> No.11282084

>>11277776
>jack posting
Sup cu/ck/

>> No.11282154

>>11277976
>White
?

>> No.11282158

>>11281034
> dairy (adj.) containing or made from milk.
anon... what type of animal is a bee, and how do you think the honey is made?

>> No.11282163

>>11282158
bees are cows with wings mr smarty-pants

>> No.11282192

>>11276112
that guy wearing the overwatch shirt was the gayest part of that video

>> No.11282307

>>11276114
>how to "make" a pre-made cheesecake

>> No.11282613

>>11276123
Just when I thought I couldn't be sickened by something this man did anymore, here I am yet again.

>> No.11282706

>>11280798
Stay mad roastie

>> No.11282807

>>11276503
we need to build a wall to separate texas from the rest of the US

>> No.11282820

>>11281915
yeah.. he loves food alright.

>> No.11282839

>>11282807
It's based on an annual event in a town that straddles the border in Arizona.

>> No.11282867

>>11280274
>gook
>"AMERICANS!"
rent free

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