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Funny Commercials Edition

>> No.11283352
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>> No.11283369

>watching the televised (((jew)))
no thanks

>> No.11283382
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>>11283352
fuck u. Short little fuck one looks like my EX and I just got butterflies watching this. Dammit. I'm not over her.

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>> No.11283435

>>11283417
Wow I lost

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>> No.11283459

>>11283452
chinamen are fucked in the head

>> No.11283460

>>11283424
Just remember that she's better off without you. Staying away is the greatest contribution you can make to her life.

>> No.11283462

>>11283452
What the fuck? They're using a white girl for comedic effect. That's so fucking racist.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpxkyTc9Z38

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>> No.11283556

>>11283551
>black person
Stopped watching right there.

>> No.11283616
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a funny, good, webm

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>>11283556
This mor yur liken

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>>11283623
Ha, just noticed the sweat on his face @.02

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>> No.11283669

>>11283515
>tfw no hot tub of bbws

>> No.11283687

>>11283424
You'll be alright man. Fill that hole with greasy, salty, tasty meats and cheeses. Remember, women are fleeting but food is delicious forever.

>> No.11283911

>>11283459
That's Japan, retard.

>> No.11284279

>>11283630
>filename
Good job anon

>> No.11284307

>>11283423
>HE IS STILL GOING

>> No.11284313

>>11283423
But how does he salt

>> No.11284321

>>11283616
FUCK OFF

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>>11283350

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>>11283556

>> No.11284421
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>>11283616
ITS THE JACK ATTACK!!!

>> No.11284471
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Does product placement count as a commercial?

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>> No.11284512

>>11283514

welp, I've got a new fetish

>> No.11284566

>>11283687
I'll fill your hole with my greasy salty meat.

>> No.11284600

>>11283515
they show this kind of smut on television?

>> No.11284615

>>11284477
Would watch full production. But did a bin chicken give the anime chicken its spicy powers?

>> No.11284630

>>11283911
yeah that's what i said, chinamen

>> No.11284761
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>> No.11284771

>>11283493
I used to eat cp ready meals all the time when I browsed /b/ back in 2008.
Good times!

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>>11284600
Yep!

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>> No.11284882

>>11283514
who was she talking to?

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>> No.11284960

>>11284761
>germans think this is funny

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>>11284940
Maybe he'd sleep with her if she lost some weight.
7UP is to blame twice.

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>> No.11285070

>>11284761
there is no lower form of degeneracy than wasting food.

>> No.11285160

>>11283423
lmao
fun stupid dad joke

>> No.11285165

>>11284761
...really?

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>> No.11285405

>>11283417
I'd do the exact same thing. What a cunt. If you wanted fries, you should've ordered fries.

>> No.11285538
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>> No.11285549

>>11285393

I dislike this person. Cant stand the way he eats and he gives me a real creepo vibe

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>oldfags who still post jack webms
get with the time you boomers and start posting tammy webms

>> No.11285625

>>11283417
He did exactly the right thing

>> No.11285631

>>11283429
>saltfish
>boil
>drain water

So just dry cod?

>> No.11285640

>>11283443
I'm not entirely sure how many times I watched this loop before I noticed it was a loop. that's fucking spooky

>> No.11285642

>>11285610
her knife so blunt if it slipped it would only give her bruises

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>>11284471
I hope so

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>>11283369
>doing anything ever besides complaining about how the jews ruined your life by making you a fat, angry, low-t virgin

>> No.11285704

>>11285695
>goes in without brain
>comes out with one
what did (((((((((((((((((((((((they))))))))))))))))))))))) mean by this

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>>11285710
WTAF, episode?

>> No.11285734

>>11285721
greedy bord

>> No.11285740

>>11285704
i think it is meant to be a hat that looks like a brain. so it isn't that they come out with one, but they think they do.

>> No.11285749

>>11285740
nothing gets by you.

>> No.11285757
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>> No.11285760

>>11285749
thanks, that's why i try to impart my observations on to those who don't get it.

>> No.11285776

>>11283352
>Heineken
Kankerhomo!

>> No.11285782
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webm without audio is useless so here's the link to the commercial and an unrelated webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BKxBIspSQ8

>> No.11285810

>>11284940
>>11284969
I wish it was that easy to get a gf.

>> No.11285813

>>11283417
if there was ever any doubt that men are slaves to women..

>> No.11285821

>>11283459
>chinamen are fucked in the head
Comments like these are the reason 4chan is no longer 4chan and is now Rube Central instead. Fucking idiots the lot of you

>> No.11285825

>>11283514
The absolute madman!

>> No.11285832
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>>11285782
Audio WebM on /ck/
(YOU)

>> No.11285844
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>>11285832
Brownies For Downies!!!!

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>>11283417

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>>11285887

>> No.11285894
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>> No.11285904

>>11285890
>using almost a stick of butter for 1 meal
What the fuck is this garbage?

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>> No.11285916

>>11285908
Should be titled "Missed every grain of salt."

>> No.11285917
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>>11285782
Welcome to /ck/
(YOU)

>> No.11285930

>>11285757
post the full webm you swine

>> No.11285932

>>11284471
>Does product placement count as a commercial?
Yes. That's literally what it is.

>> No.11285935
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>>11285916
@.45 bottom, the first piece of butter!!!

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>>11285938

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>>11285930
It's already in this thread

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>>11285954

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>> No.11285983
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>> No.11285987

>>11285887
That actually doesn't look that bad. Would substitute setting else for the asparagus though.

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>> No.11286001

>>11285991
>1.5 scallops

Where's the rest of it?

>> No.11286003
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>>11286001

>> No.11286019

>>11285991
>>11285993
I greatly dislike these

>> No.11286021
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>>11286019

>> No.11286030

>>11286021
Is that ghee?

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>>11286030
no idea lol

>> No.11286076

>>11283352
>drinking the same beer for months on end
I'd rather kms

>> No.11286083

>>11286030
Yes, clarified butter

>> No.11286092

>>11283429
couldn't you do this with seared fish? why the fuck does this recipe dry it the fuck ou-
>metal fork in nonstick pan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.11286099

>>11283452
is this what it's like when you're a white person in japan

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>> No.11286119
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>> No.11286131

>>11285610
for as much as that blunt ass knife makes her work out, I'm surprised she's not skinnier

>> No.11286134

>>11285661
completely fucking forgot about this movie until now

>> No.11286150

>>11285846
seeing someone painted nails cooking always grosses me out but at least she doesn't have long nails

>> No.11286151
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>> No.11286164

>>11285593
This is from a porno
That's Ava Dalush

>> No.11286206

>>11286164
no shit

>> No.11286212

>>11285935
>Vegan linguini at the end
Isn't all pasta vegan wtf

>> No.11286216

>>11286212
Eggs.

>> No.11286314

>>11286119
disgusting

>> No.11286321

>>11285538
A lot of these products are actually just mass marketed specialized items for people that are disabled in some way. Things like the butter butler and this are meant for amputees who only have use of one hand.

>> No.11286331

>>11286216
That would make it vegetarian. Eggs are technically considered fruit.

>> No.11286337

>>11286321
So Jack?

>> No.11286339

>>11285538
They showed an onion but I know for a fact this would be awkward as fuck for an onion.

>> No.11286350
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>>11286119
>ensaladilla rusa
>"ah, I eat this all the time at bars and whatnot, lets see how a dumb faggot american fucks it up, it will be funny, ha ha ha"
>cream
>sugar
>pineapple
>apple
>corn
>raisins
>walnuts
>its supposed to be a simple as fuck side dish with olive oil mayonaisse, vegetables and at most some tuna
>mfw

What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.11286357

>>11286119
huh. except for the fruit, that literally is a russian salad.

>> No.11286359

>>11286105
>"how to make fried breadfruit"
>take breadfruit
>fry it

Amazing

>> No.11286370

>>11286350
Can't you read Anglicized Indian moon runes? It's an Indian dish that happens to be almost identical to a Russian salad (except the fruit, as I've pointed out).

>> No.11286422

>>11286331
Oh yeah?

>> No.11286428

>>11286370
Anon, sugar, what the fuck

>> No.11286440

>>11285593
what's with the black dude's awkwardly stiff left arm?

>> No.11286444

>>11285844
Jokes aside, if that guy is really the owner and manager of a running successful restauranf then kudos to him

>> No.11286459
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11286459

>>11285610
a new champion is born

>> No.11286477

>>11283417
It's so funny how USA can't have a commercial like this.

Then again, over there they think it's ok to beat women so...

>> No.11286481

>>11285894
>has tongs
>uses them like a stick

>> No.11286485

>>11286444
it'd be so atypical for a restaurant owner to be retarded

>> No.11286505

>>11283638
their commercials in the US are garbage, but holy shit I want those pancakes.

>> No.11286508

>>11285882
Carla is the sole reason I'm into Latin chicks

>> No.11286571

>>11285844
are all bur/ck/uenos really this retarded

>> No.11286595

>>11285844
>aol logo
what fucking channel is that?

>> No.11286701
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>> No.11286744

>>11283423
sims_cooking_animation.webm

>> No.11286772
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Feel Good Linkz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBmaXMQI60E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyNzyqcyq04

>> No.11286786

>>11286701
>smacks table
For what purpose, to signal the catcher the minipizza is flying?

>> No.11286894

>>11284484
my lord that's disgusting

>> No.11286903

>>11284484
do they each have tounges
and do those toungs have taste buds
and are those taste buds also littles heads
etc etc

>> No.11286945

>>11286772
That first one was like one of those From the Church of the Latterday Saints PSA's.

The second one... I don't really know anything about farming in Thailand so I don't know how that guy wanting to keep his job meant he had dignity.

>> No.11286976
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>>11286945
>From the Church of the Latterday Saints PSA's
OOOOOH

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>>11286945
Good Review!

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>>11286903
It's best not to think of things too deeply. If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

>> No.11287061

>>11285556
Sound doesn't propagate on the Moon

>> No.11287110
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>>11287061
TRUE...

>> No.11287125

>>11286110
One flaming fire pan for the flaming faggot. You.

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>>11287125

>> No.11287162

>>11284477
sick reference nissin

>> No.11287198

>>11287061
have you been on the moon? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287216

>>11287198
do you know how sound works? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287221

why are my top tier replies not bumping threads?

>> No.11287225

>>11287216
do you know how dank memes work? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287227

>>11283382
Does lemon juicing the stove burner affect the flavor?

>> No.11287231
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>>11287221

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>>11287125

>> No.11287284
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>> No.11287287

>>11284477
God bless the Japanese for keeping animation alive

>> No.11287289
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>>11287125

>> No.11287293

>>11287289
That's not cooking, that's just hacking an animal to bits.

>> No.11287306

>>11284940
The Japanese and their crazy stories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZsJyCyGBSI&

>> No.11287310

>>11287289
two nukes weren't enough

>> No.11287312
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>>11287293

>> No.11287325
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>> No.11287338

>>11285938
>>11285944
>>11285948
Those innocent kids will be avenged.

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>>11287293

>> No.11287400

>>11285908
So this dude's restaurant is in Dubai.

I'm surprised the Emirates haven't thrown his flamboyant faggot roach ass off a building yet.

>> No.11287410

>>11285562

:( Poor kiddo

>> No.11287424
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>>11287400
Kek

>> No.11287470

>>11286903
FUCK

>> No.11287489
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>> No.11287495

>>11287345
Disgusting SEA monkeys and their indian-inspired eating habits...

>> No.11287553
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>>11287495

>> No.11287559

>>11287553
Is that the guy from white men can't jump?

>> No.11287573
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>>11287559
>UM ...yes

>> No.11287601
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>> No.11287607

>>11285904
oh say can you see

>> No.11287611
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>>11287559
>"no"

>> No.11287628
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>>11287289

>> No.11287650

>>11287289
>started scaling and cutting into the fish while it was still alive
That's just unnecessary and caused it to suffer more

>> No.11287686

>>11286772
Pan
Nice and kot

>> No.11287728

>>11285846
>not salting the raw chicken
>scraping a knife on the cutting board
It's like they want to trigger you as much as possible.

>> No.11287747

>>11286083
Thanks for, well, you know.

>> No.11287808
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>>11285610
This is the most harrowing thing I've seen since the coconut girls. Fucking hell.

>> No.11287818
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>>11286339
Who cares what an onion thinks, though? Those bastards will make you cry and think nothing of it.

>> No.11287821

>>11287061
you must be fun at parties

>> No.11287969

>>11284600
That's an ad from India I think. One-piece swimsuits are just legal by Indian standards.

>> No.11287994

>>11286786
>For what purpose, to signal the catcher the minipizza is flying?
That's probably it, they clearly have a system there.

>> No.11288009
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>>11285610
Worse than a horror movie

>> No.11288012

>>11286477
>its not ok to beat women
beta

>> No.11288021

>>11285538
My landlord gave me one of these as a gift. I have used it exactly once, and regretted not using an actual knife.

>> No.11288022

>>11287821
You must be fun on reddit, you fucking faggot.

>> No.11288023

>>11285908
Cooking in a prison.
Those walls and that camera....

>> No.11288031

>>11287400
>I'm surprised the Emirates haven't thrown his flamboyant faggot roach ass off a building yet.
That's IS, not Emerates.
Also, muslims generally don't consider you to be gay if you only top and that flamboyant faggot seems like a top to me.

>> No.11288077

>>11287325
looks like parasite infested vomit.

>> No.11288083

>>11285549
He is Jewish

>> No.11288115

>>11286701
why don't they just move the fucking table close to the fire? instead of throwing

>> No.11288116

>>11286092
>being so spastic you can't use use a fork to flip a fritter without ramming it into your frying pan

>> No.11288153

>>11283556
based

>> No.11288157
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>>11283350
Ha ha ha that is so funnay
Ha ha ha very funny doritos
Yummy doritos
Yum
Yum
Ha ha ha

>> No.11288166

>>11283350
>>11283352
Fucking hate television

>> No.11288186

>>11285846
when did every single thot decide that enamel cookware looked good or worked well at all?

>> No.11288189

>>11288186
It does look good. Looks great in fact. That's why I bought mine. If you reserve it for oven stuff the garbage thermal performance doesn't really matter much. The oven takes care of all the hard work. People need to stop shilling it for stovetop use though.

t. man with a pretty good selection of different cookware

>> No.11288215

>>11285983
>italian
AAAAAAHHHHH NONONONONONO!!! SCUZZI IS NOT ITALIAN AYEAYEAYE! MA NONNA!!!! SHE WILL KILL YOU SCUM!!!!!

>> No.11288222

>>11287601
i really wanna beat that guy up

>> No.11288246

>>11286092
saltfish is dried out, so it has less moisture in it and gets more dense/tougher, so it can stand up to heartier cooking methods than seared fresh fish.

While this recipe is pretty basic and you could probably make it with fresh fish, most of the west indian recipes calling for saltfish have longer cooking times and would obliterate most pieces of fresh fish.

>> No.11288264
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>> No.11288305

>>11287345
>>11286110

ay yo dis nigga best no be wearing those colors around dis hood, finna getta gat to dat head. CRIP FO LIF MUTHA

>> No.11288310

>>11287424
Giuseppe is seething right now

>> No.11288314

>>11288031
>if you only top
what did he mean by this?

>> No.11288350
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>>11288157
>unironically being a wojack poster.

>> No.11288396

>>11288157
kek yes I too, also use the latest epic memes my fellow 4channers post. based free-thinkers unite!

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>>11288396
>>11288350
Every Single Time
Without missing a beat

>> No.11288454

>>11288446
Haha dude I am so original!
You guys are totally SEETHING right now!

>> No.11288466
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>>11288446
post something you've made yourself fellow free thinker.

>> No.11288490

>>11288454
>>11288466
Why does it bother you so much? I understand why it's embarrassing to actually take the meme seriously but it's not that bad to get all worked up for, that's what really makes it kind of amusing honestly.

>> No.11288496

>>11288490
Because wojack but this time [different colour] is fucking boring.
Make something new for once you fucking retards.

>> No.11288534

>>11288496
That seems like such a dishonest response/streach, is that how you really feel? does that really bother you that much? really I don't buy it.

>> No.11288543

>>11288534
It is.
I am sick of the constant fucking Wojack but x
Wojack but pink
Wojack but grey
Wojack but a 30 year old
Wojack but a kid
I can't even be fucked remembering the rest but they are all shit and I am sick of them.

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>>11288490
>Why does it bother you so much?
the hypocrisy mainly. Zero thought or insight. You just mime what you think 4chan is, but you never put in the effort to lurk. Here, have a new wojak to spread around to your new found friends. But can I ask again: post one thing you have made yourself.

>> No.11288580

>>11288556
Been here for 13+ years, as time goes by stuff stop being that important anon, shit is genuinely silly, this shithole will be gone in 5 years and none if matters.
>>11288543
Really that bothers you anon? Do you not have any other problem in your life?.

>> No.11288584

>>11288580
>been here for 13+ years
Yeah sure bud, I've been here for 30+ years fucking step it up.

>> No.11288588

>it's another freshcunt larping as an oldfag episode

>> No.11288600
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>I guess I'm kinda of mad about getting called out.

>> No.11288606

>>11288584
>>11288588
Haven't slept all night, been here since 2009 (9years), I don't know why that seems all that unbelievable, I'm borderline retarded and sleep deprived and miscounted.

It's not even about being an old fag, it's just being old enough to know it doesn't matter, like things just roll off of you at some point.

>> No.11288610

>>11288606
Nice damage control nerd.

>> No.11288611

and the goalposts move, remain btfo faggot

>> No.11288646

>>11288610
>>11288611
You will remember this and agree with me soon, it's just a matter of time, it all goes by so quickly..

>> No.11288651

>>11288610
4chan has a been a thing since 2003 m8, no damage control at all, I just felt like I wasn't being honest even if it was a mistake.

>> No.11288658

>>11288651
Yeah sure nerd.

>> No.11288666

I ask to just post one thing you've made yourself, but you literally can't. You haven't made anything, you just post what someone else has posted. Including images about others not having thoughts of their own.

>> No.11288678

>>11285610
>using jack's dull-ass knives
hurr tammy is just as inept as jack. she's dumb but she's not even close to being as bad as jack is.

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>> No.11288711

>>11286001
>flyovers still can't grasp the concept of multiple courses

>> No.11288714

>>11285757
Wanna know how I got these scars?

>> No.11288761

>>11287559
He looks more like jroc from trailer park boys

>> No.11288773

>>11287650
Fishes do not feel pain

>> No.11288778

>>11287489
Gayest webm in the thread.

>> No.11288787

>>11287601
Jesus fucking christ, he is so fucking gay it makes me so angry

>> No.11288948

>webm thread starts out shitty as OP shills for companies
>thread gets okay with decent webms
>thread turns to shit again as two autists cry over wojak memes
nuke this board

>> No.11288964

>>11286110
Why does he wear the bandana?

>> No.11289057

>>11285584
do welsh people actually do this?

>> No.11289062

>>11288264
>I'm vegan
>but I still want to simulate the sensation of eating animal products
lmao

>> No.11289139

egg ?

>> No.11289152

>>11283417
begone THOT

>> No.11289316

>>11285597
kek

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>>11288948
Nine webm, sport.

>> No.11289511

>>11284761
>africa
>wasting food
sounds about right

>> No.11289526

>>11289325
based chinamen

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>> No.11289591

>>11289536
jesus christ nolan

>> No.11289631

>>11289536
it's just a grilled cheese favreau

>> No.11289660

>>11289528
100% juicy

>> No.11289666

>>11289533
So by the end of the night this nigga is picking shrimp tails outta his shirt pocket...

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>>11285610

oh damn

>> No.11290258

>>11288350
>boner extension time: 5mins.

>> No.11290265

>>11289666
God works in mysterious ways, Satan.

>> No.11290276

>>11285610
Fast forward a few seconds later to see Jack yell at Tammy. You can see that his unresponsive hand is the only thing holding him back from choking her out

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>>11285610

>> No.11290314

>>11288964
nobody cared who i was until i put on the band

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>>11283352
Wasn't Heineken's marketing when first introduced to America geared towards housewives though?

>> No.11290334

>>11288314
sometimes Allah is blind anon,
mostly Thursdays

>> No.11290335

>>11290314
Was getting dysentery part of his master plan?

>> No.11290368

>>11288350
how do they do this? are there pipes under the baking sheet that blow air up?

>> No.11290374

>>11283616
No such thing as bad press

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>>11283638
So glad to see LATINX representation in advertising, and ads in Spanish!

>> No.11290421

>>11283616
theres got to be a better way!

>> No.11290464

>>11287489
Thanks. I fucking hate it

>> No.11290473

>>11288773
Even if it's not "pain" as humans and similar animals feel, they still feel something that's not good that could be avoided by killing them before doing all of that.

>> No.11290477

>>11285938
wew lad why is he making The Face over fucking airline food

>> No.11290517

>>11287293
>That's not cooking, that's just hacking an animal to bits.
That's literally what cooking is, moron

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>>11288543
t. brainlet

>> No.11290549

>>11287650
I used to gut, fillet, then skin (in the process scaling) entire livewells of fish up north.

They don't suffer. They don't even notice their sides are missing. At most they feel the pressure of the blade; it's not comparable to being sliced or left open like with a human. Sometimes perfectly healthy ones don't even react to being sliced.

>> No.11290609

>>11290534
Keep hiding behind your wojaks to disguise the fact you have no personality of your own, roach

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>> No.11291034

>>11287424
I fucking hate Insider

>> No.11291044

>>11288264
My favorite webm to hate

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new thread when?

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>>11290064
I wish I was as cool as this guy

>> No.11291248

>>11291053
When this one dies. Why do you care? It's the same thread every day.

>> No.11291256

>>11291058
God, I wish that were me

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>>11291058

>> No.11291288

>>11291074
Has this man ever eaten air fried turkey heh?

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>> No.11291436

>>11291386
Not food.

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>>11291248
" It's the same retards every day."
Then Why drop by?

>> No.11291497

>>11288948

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>> No.11291709

>>11287306
This was fucking brilliant!!! That ending.

>> No.11291844

>>11287310
Those are chinese people

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File: 2.68 MB, 640x360, Beer Can Chicken!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11292168

>>11285631
The taste and texture are different from fresh

>> No.11292305

>>11291856
Doesn't this guy do asian street meat porn?

>> No.11292398

>>11288350
Now that's the good shit.

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