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Funny Commercials Edition

>> No.11283352
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>> No.11283369

>watching the televised (((jew)))
no thanks

>> No.11283382
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>> No.11283417
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>> No.11283423
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>> No.11283424
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fuck u. Short little fuck one looks like my EX and I just got butterflies watching this. Dammit. I'm not over her.

>> No.11283429
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>> No.11283435

Wow I lost

>> No.11283443
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>> No.11283452
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>> No.11283459

chinamen are fucked in the head

>> No.11283460

Just remember that she's better off without you. Staying away is the greatest contribution you can make to her life.

>> No.11283462

What the fuck? They're using a white girl for comedic effect. That's so fucking racist.

>> No.11283476
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>> No.11283493
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>> No.11283514
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>> No.11283551
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>> No.11283556

>black person
Stopped watching right there.

>> No.11283616
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a funny, good, webm

>> No.11283623
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This mor yur liken

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Ha, just noticed the sweat on his face @.02

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>> No.11283669

>tfw no hot tub of bbws

>> No.11283687

You'll be alright man. Fill that hole with greasy, salty, tasty meats and cheeses. Remember, women are fleeting but food is delicious forever.

>> No.11283911

That's Japan, retard.

>> No.11284279

Good job anon

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>> No.11284313

But how does he salt

>> No.11284321


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>> No.11284471
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Does product placement count as a commercial?

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>> No.11284512


welp, I've got a new fetish

>> No.11284566

I'll fill your hole with my greasy salty meat.

>> No.11284600

they show this kind of smut on television?

>> No.11284615

Would watch full production. But did a bin chicken give the anime chicken its spicy powers?

>> No.11284630

yeah that's what i said, chinamen

>> No.11284761
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>> No.11284771

I used to eat cp ready meals all the time when I browsed /b/ back in 2008.
Good times!

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>> No.11284844
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>> No.11284882

who was she talking to?

>> No.11284940
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>> No.11284960

>germans think this is funny

>> No.11284967
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Maybe he'd sleep with her if she lost some weight.
7UP is to blame twice.

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>> No.11285070

there is no lower form of degeneracy than wasting food.

>> No.11285160

fun stupid dad joke

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>> No.11285405

I'd do the exact same thing. What a cunt. If you wanted fries, you should've ordered fries.

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>> No.11285549


I dislike this person. Cant stand the way he eats and he gives me a real creepo vibe

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>> No.11285610
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>oldfags who still post jack webms
get with the time you boomers and start posting tammy webms

>> No.11285625

He did exactly the right thing

>> No.11285631

>drain water

So just dry cod?

>> No.11285640

I'm not entirely sure how many times I watched this loop before I noticed it was a loop. that's fucking spooky

>> No.11285642

her knife so blunt if it slipped it would only give her bruises

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>> No.11285667
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I hope so

>> No.11285695
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>doing anything ever besides complaining about how the jews ruined your life by making you a fat, angry, low-t virgin

>> No.11285704

>goes in without brain
>comes out with one
what did (((((((((((((((((((((((they))))))))))))))))))))))) mean by this

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>> No.11285721
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WTAF, episode?

>> No.11285734

greedy bord

>> No.11285740

i think it is meant to be a hat that looks like a brain. so it isn't that they come out with one, but they think they do.

>> No.11285749

nothing gets by you.

>> No.11285757
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>> No.11285760

thanks, that's why i try to impart my observations on to those who don't get it.

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>> No.11285782
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webm without audio is useless so here's the link to the commercial and an unrelated webm


>> No.11285810

I wish it was that easy to get a gf.

>> No.11285813

if there was ever any doubt that men are slaves to women..

>> No.11285821

>chinamen are fucked in the head
Comments like these are the reason 4chan is no longer 4chan and is now Rube Central instead. Fucking idiots the lot of you

>> No.11285825

The absolute madman!

>> No.11285832
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Audio WebM on /ck/

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Brownies For Downies!!!!

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>> No.11285894
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>> No.11285904

>using almost a stick of butter for 1 meal
What the fuck is this garbage?

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>> No.11285908
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>> No.11285916

Should be titled "Missed every grain of salt."

>> No.11285917
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Welcome to /ck/

>> No.11285930

post the full webm you swine

>> No.11285932

>Does product placement count as a commercial?
Yes. That's literally what it is.

>> No.11285935
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@.45 bottom, the first piece of butter!!!

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>> No.11285954
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It's already in this thread

>> No.11285955
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>> No.11285957
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>> No.11285983
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>> No.11285987

That actually doesn't look that bad. Would substitute setting else for the asparagus though.

>> No.11285991
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>> No.11285993
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>> No.11286001

>1.5 scallops

Where's the rest of it?

>> No.11286003
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>> No.11286019

I greatly dislike these

>> No.11286021
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>> No.11286030

Is that ghee?

>> No.11286039
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no idea lol

>> No.11286076

>drinking the same beer for months on end
I'd rather kms

>> No.11286083

Yes, clarified butter

>> No.11286092

couldn't you do this with seared fish? why the fuck does this recipe dry it the fuck ou-
>metal fork in nonstick pan

>> No.11286099

is this what it's like when you're a white person in japan

>> No.11286105
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>> No.11286110
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>> No.11286119
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>> No.11286131

for as much as that blunt ass knife makes her work out, I'm surprised she's not skinnier

>> No.11286134

completely fucking forgot about this movie until now

>> No.11286150

seeing someone painted nails cooking always grosses me out but at least she doesn't have long nails

>> No.11286151
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>> No.11286164

This is from a porno
That's Ava Dalush

>> No.11286206

no shit

>> No.11286212

>Vegan linguini at the end
Isn't all pasta vegan wtf

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>> No.11286321

A lot of these products are actually just mass marketed specialized items for people that are disabled in some way. Things like the butter butler and this are meant for amputees who only have use of one hand.

>> No.11286331

That would make it vegetarian. Eggs are technically considered fruit.

>> No.11286337

So Jack?

>> No.11286339

They showed an onion but I know for a fact this would be awkward as fuck for an onion.

>> No.11286350
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>ensaladilla rusa
>"ah, I eat this all the time at bars and whatnot, lets see how a dumb faggot american fucks it up, it will be funny, ha ha ha"
>its supposed to be a simple as fuck side dish with olive oil mayonaisse, vegetables and at most some tuna

What the fuck is wrong with people

>> No.11286357

huh. except for the fruit, that literally is a russian salad.

>> No.11286359

>"how to make fried breadfruit"
>take breadfruit
>fry it


>> No.11286370

Can't you read Anglicized Indian moon runes? It's an Indian dish that happens to be almost identical to a Russian salad (except the fruit, as I've pointed out).

>> No.11286422

Oh yeah?

>> No.11286428

Anon, sugar, what the fuck

>> No.11286440

what's with the black dude's awkwardly stiff left arm?

>> No.11286444

Jokes aside, if that guy is really the owner and manager of a running successful restauranf then kudos to him

>> No.11286459
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a new champion is born

>> No.11286477

It's so funny how USA can't have a commercial like this.

Then again, over there they think it's ok to beat women so...

>> No.11286481

>has tongs
>uses them like a stick

>> No.11286485

it'd be so atypical for a restaurant owner to be retarded

>> No.11286505

their commercials in the US are garbage, but holy shit I want those pancakes.

>> No.11286508

Carla is the sole reason I'm into Latin chicks

>> No.11286571

are all bur/ck/uenos really this retarded

>> No.11286595

>aol logo
what fucking channel is that?

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>> No.11286772
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Feel Good Linkz

>> No.11286786

>smacks table
For what purpose, to signal the catcher the minipizza is flying?

>> No.11286894

my lord that's disgusting

>> No.11286903

do they each have tounges
and do those toungs have taste buds
and are those taste buds also littles heads
etc etc

>> No.11286945

That first one was like one of those From the Church of the Latterday Saints PSA's.

The second one... I don't really know anything about farming in Thailand so I don't know how that guy wanting to keep his job meant he had dignity.

>> No.11286976
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>From the Church of the Latterday Saints PSA's

>> No.11287033
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Good Review!

>> No.11287036
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It's best not to think of things too deeply. If you stare too long into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

>> No.11287061

Sound doesn't propagate on the Moon

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>> No.11287125

One flaming fire pan for the flaming faggot. You.

>> No.11287151
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>> No.11287162

sick reference nissin

>> No.11287198

have you been on the moon? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287216

do you know how sound works? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287221

why are my top tier replies not bumping threads?

>> No.11287225

do you know how dank memes work? no? then shut up!

>> No.11287227

Does lemon juicing the stove burner affect the flavor?

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>> No.11287284
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>> No.11287287

God bless the Japanese for keeping animation alive

>> No.11287289
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>> No.11287293

That's not cooking, that's just hacking an animal to bits.

>> No.11287306

The Japanese and their crazy stories

>> No.11287310

two nukes weren't enough

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>> No.11287325
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>> No.11287338

Those innocent kids will be avenged.

>> No.11287345
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>> No.11287400

So this dude's restaurant is in Dubai.

I'm surprised the Emirates haven't thrown his flamboyant faggot roach ass off a building yet.

>> No.11287410


:( Poor kiddo

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>> No.11287489
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>> No.11287495

Disgusting SEA monkeys and their indian-inspired eating habits...

>> No.11287553
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>> No.11287559

Is that the guy from white men can't jump?

>> No.11287573
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>UM ...yes

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>> No.11287607

oh say can you see

>> No.11287611
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>> No.11287650

>started scaling and cutting into the fish while it was still alive
That's just unnecessary and caused it to suffer more

>> No.11287686

Nice and kot

>> No.11287728

>not salting the raw chicken
>scraping a knife on the cutting board
It's like they want to trigger you as much as possible.

>> No.11287747

Thanks for, well, you know.

>> No.11287808
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This is the most harrowing thing I've seen since the coconut girls. Fucking hell.

>> No.11287818
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Who cares what an onion thinks, though? Those bastards will make you cry and think nothing of it.

>> No.11287821

you must be fun at parties

>> No.11287969

That's an ad from India I think. One-piece swimsuits are just legal by Indian standards.

>> No.11287994

>For what purpose, to signal the catcher the minipizza is flying?
That's probably it, they clearly have a system there.

>> No.11288009
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Worse than a horror movie

>> No.11288012

>its not ok to beat women

>> No.11288021

My landlord gave me one of these as a gift. I have used it exactly once, and regretted not using an actual knife.

>> No.11288022

You must be fun on reddit, you fucking faggot.

>> No.11288023

Cooking in a prison.
Those walls and that camera....

>> No.11288031

>I'm surprised the Emirates haven't thrown his flamboyant faggot roach ass off a building yet.
That's IS, not Emerates.
Also, muslims generally don't consider you to be gay if you only top and that flamboyant faggot seems like a top to me.

>> No.11288077

looks like parasite infested vomit.

>> No.11288083

He is Jewish

>> No.11288115

why don't they just move the fucking table close to the fire? instead of throwing

>> No.11288116

>being so spastic you can't use use a fork to flip a fritter without ramming it into your frying pan

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>> No.11288157
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Ha ha ha that is so funnay
Ha ha ha very funny doritos
Yummy doritos
Ha ha ha

>> No.11288166

Fucking hate television

>> No.11288186

when did every single thot decide that enamel cookware looked good or worked well at all?

>> No.11288189

It does look good. Looks great in fact. That's why I bought mine. If you reserve it for oven stuff the garbage thermal performance doesn't really matter much. The oven takes care of all the hard work. People need to stop shilling it for stovetop use though.

t. man with a pretty good selection of different cookware

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>> No.11288222

i really wanna beat that guy up

>> No.11288246

saltfish is dried out, so it has less moisture in it and gets more dense/tougher, so it can stand up to heartier cooking methods than seared fresh fish.

While this recipe is pretty basic and you could probably make it with fresh fish, most of the west indian recipes calling for saltfish have longer cooking times and would obliterate most pieces of fresh fish.

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>> No.11288305


ay yo dis nigga best no be wearing those colors around dis hood, finna getta gat to dat head. CRIP FO LIF MUTHA

>> No.11288310

Giuseppe is seething right now

>> No.11288314

>if you only top
what did he mean by this?

>> No.11288350
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>unironically being a wojack poster.

>> No.11288396

kek yes I too, also use the latest epic memes my fellow 4channers post. based free-thinkers unite!

>> No.11288446
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Every Single Time
Without missing a beat

>> No.11288454

Haha dude I am so original!
You guys are totally SEETHING right now!

>> No.11288466
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post something you've made yourself fellow free thinker.

>> No.11288490

Why does it bother you so much? I understand why it's embarrassing to actually take the meme seriously but it's not that bad to get all worked up for, that's what really makes it kind of amusing honestly.

>> No.11288496

Because wojack but this time [different colour] is fucking boring.
Make something new for once you fucking retards.

>> No.11288534

That seems like such a dishonest response/streach, is that how you really feel? does that really bother you that much? really I don't buy it.

>> No.11288543

It is.
I am sick of the constant fucking Wojack but x
Wojack but pink
Wojack but grey
Wojack but a 30 year old
Wojack but a kid
I can't even be fucked remembering the rest but they are all shit and I am sick of them.

>> No.11288556
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>Why does it bother you so much?
the hypocrisy mainly. Zero thought or insight. You just mime what you think 4chan is, but you never put in the effort to lurk. Here, have a new wojak to spread around to your new found friends. But can I ask again: post one thing you have made yourself.

>> No.11288580

Been here for 13+ years, as time goes by stuff stop being that important anon, shit is genuinely silly, this shithole will be gone in 5 years and none if matters.
Really that bothers you anon? Do you not have any other problem in your life?.

>> No.11288584

>been here for 13+ years
Yeah sure bud, I've been here for 30+ years fucking step it up.

>> No.11288588

>it's another freshcunt larping as an oldfag episode

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>I guess I'm kinda of mad about getting called out.

>> No.11288606

Haven't slept all night, been here since 2009 (9years), I don't know why that seems all that unbelievable, I'm borderline retarded and sleep deprived and miscounted.

It's not even about being an old fag, it's just being old enough to know it doesn't matter, like things just roll off of you at some point.

>> No.11288610

Nice damage control nerd.

>> No.11288611

and the goalposts move, remain btfo faggot

>> No.11288646

You will remember this and agree with me soon, it's just a matter of time, it all goes by so quickly..

>> No.11288651

4chan has a been a thing since 2003 m8, no damage control at all, I just felt like I wasn't being honest even if it was a mistake.

>> No.11288658

Yeah sure nerd.

>> No.11288666

I ask to just post one thing you've made yourself, but you literally can't. You haven't made anything, you just post what someone else has posted. Including images about others not having thoughts of their own.

>> No.11288678

>using jack's dull-ass knives
hurr tammy is just as inept as jack. she's dumb but she's not even close to being as bad as jack is.

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>> No.11288711

>flyovers still can't grasp the concept of multiple courses

>> No.11288714

Wanna know how I got these scars?

>> No.11288761

He looks more like jroc from trailer park boys

>> No.11288773

Fishes do not feel pain

>> No.11288778

Gayest webm in the thread.

>> No.11288787

Jesus fucking christ, he is so fucking gay it makes me so angry

>> No.11288948

>webm thread starts out shitty as OP shills for companies
>thread gets okay with decent webms
>thread turns to shit again as two autists cry over wojak memes
nuke this board

>> No.11288964

Why does he wear the bandana?

>> No.11289057

do welsh people actually do this?

>> No.11289062

>I'm vegan
>but I still want to simulate the sensation of eating animal products

>> No.11289139

egg ?

>> No.11289152

begone THOT

>> No.11289316


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Nine webm, sport.

>> No.11289511

>wasting food
sounds about right

>> No.11289526

based chinamen

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>> No.11289591

jesus christ nolan

>> No.11289631

it's just a grilled cheese favreau

>> No.11289660

100% juicy

>> No.11289666

So by the end of the night this nigga is picking shrimp tails outta his shirt pocket...

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oh damn

>> No.11290258

>boner extension time: 5mins.

>> No.11290265

God works in mysterious ways, Satan.

>> No.11290276

Fast forward a few seconds later to see Jack yell at Tammy. You can see that his unresponsive hand is the only thing holding him back from choking her out

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>> No.11290314

nobody cared who i was until i put on the band

>> No.11290322
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Wasn't Heineken's marketing when first introduced to America geared towards housewives though?

>> No.11290334

sometimes Allah is blind anon,
mostly Thursdays

>> No.11290335

Was getting dysentery part of his master plan?

>> No.11290368

how do they do this? are there pipes under the baking sheet that blow air up?

>> No.11290374

No such thing as bad press

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So glad to see LATINX representation in advertising, and ads in Spanish!

>> No.11290421

theres got to be a better way!

>> No.11290464

Thanks. I fucking hate it

>> No.11290473

Even if it's not "pain" as humans and similar animals feel, they still feel something that's not good that could be avoided by killing them before doing all of that.

>> No.11290477

wew lad why is he making The Face over fucking airline food

>> No.11290517

>That's not cooking, that's just hacking an animal to bits.
That's literally what cooking is, moron

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t. brainlet

>> No.11290549

I used to gut, fillet, then skin (in the process scaling) entire livewells of fish up north.

They don't suffer. They don't even notice their sides are missing. At most they feel the pressure of the blade; it's not comparable to being sliced or left open like with a human. Sometimes perfectly healthy ones don't even react to being sliced.

>> No.11290609

Keep hiding behind your wojaks to disguise the fact you have no personality of your own, roach

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>> No.11291034

I fucking hate Insider

>> No.11291044

My favorite webm to hate

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new thread when?

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I wish I was as cool as this guy

>> No.11291248

When this one dies. Why do you care? It's the same thread every day.

>> No.11291256

God, I wish that were me

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>> No.11291288

Has this man ever eaten air fried turkey heh?

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>> No.11291436

Not food.

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" It's the same retards every day."
Then Why drop by?

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>> No.11291709

This was fucking brilliant!!! That ending.

>> No.11291844

Those are chinese people

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>> No.11292168

The taste and texture are different from fresh

>> No.11292305

Doesn't this guy do asian street meat porn?

>> No.11292398

Now that's the good shit.

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