WebM Thread,Transglutaminase Edition

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WebM Thread,Transglutaminase Edition Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:01:50 2018 No.11297772 [Reply] [Original]

Meat Glue Transglutaminase is used by the meat industry to add value to meat by gluing together smaller scraps into a larger chunk.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:03:36 2018 No.11297778 File: 2.42 MB, 540x302, Restructured Salmon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:03:50 2018 No.11297780 >>11297772 Yo that is fucking horrible anon. Can you imagine the frustration?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:04:41 2018 No.11297787 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Reconstructed Roast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:04:45 2018 No.11297788 >>11297772 BOB SAGET!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:05:48 2018 No.11297790 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, MEAT GLUE.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:07:33 2018 No.11297798 File: 2.40 MB, 540x302, How to fake a steak with 'meat glue'.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:08:38 2018 No.11297802 File: 2.60 MB, 540x302, Restructured Beef.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:09:12 2018 No.11297803 >>11297790 Based eu Fuck this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:09:44 2018 No.11297806 File: 2.57 MB, 540x302, Restructured Pork Trimmings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:11:11 2018 No.11297810 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Predestination P1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:12:21 2018 No.11297813 >>11297790 >>11297803 It's probably okay if you want a bigger piece of meat for braising. I'd be okay with that. But trying to pass it off as a regular steak is shitty.

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:13:13 2018 No.11297820

>>11297772
I have a relatively mild form of tourettes and goddamn I feel bad for her. My tics rarely surpass sniffing/throat clearing but I know the compulsion that causes the tics and can understand how someone with that severe of a form could have trouble with any routine even I take for granted.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:14:40 2018 No.11297822 File: 1.66 MB, 540x302, Emulsified Cooked Sausages.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:22:09 2018 No.11297847 File: 2.70 MB, 1276x616, Coffee And A Newspaper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:23:21 2018 No.11297850 File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, Restructured Edam Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:25:12 2018 No.11297853 File: 2.72 MB, 540x302, Dogo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:27:35 2018 No.11297861 File: 2.26 MB, 540x302, Wonder Woman.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:33:30 2018 No.11297885 >>11297820 she lasted a lot longer than I thought she would.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:34:01 2018 No.11297888 File: 2.83 MB, 540x302, Restructured Bacon.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:36:54 2018 No.11297898
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>>11297772
>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:38:55 2018 No.11297906
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>>11297898
>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:41:09 2018 No.11297917 File: 2.47 MB, 1280x720, save up your rubles for weeks.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297906

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:42:26 2018 No.11297922 File: 2.76 MB, 540x302, Chicken Tandoori Tikka.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:44:31 2018 No.11297932 >>11297772 Just imagine those tics happening while she thrusts her hips into you hnnngg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 14:49:29 2018 No.11297954 >>11297772 >that optimisim >that smile and laughs she has a chronic neuro disorder which makes you incapable of doing almost anything at all and yet she is keeping it together. i want to borrow just an ounce of her happiness for my shitty life.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:04:38 2018 No.11298012 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, TOURETTES - BAKING.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297954

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:08:44 2018 No.11298028 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Salad Recipe and dressing recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:09:44 2018 No.11298029 File: 222 KB, 664x599, 1331496261717.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297772 aren't most tourette's sufferers able to suppress their tics for a while and then literally release them later? I get the whole raising awareness thing tho.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:16:30 2018 No.11298043 >>11298028 >fuck what are those ingredients? >oh thank god, English

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:19:08 2018 No.11298052 File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Brownies and Downies SA.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:20:02 2018 No.11298056 >>11298028 >salad leaves

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:20:38 2018 No.11298060 File: 2.56 MB, 540x302, Chinese lady Eating Frog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:26:48 2018 No.11298081 >>11298029 I dunno but I'd love to tie one up and see what her vag and poo hole feels like from the inside as she's spazzing out

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:28:04 2018 No.11298086 File: 775 KB, 540x302, When You See It.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:28:20 2018 No.11298088 >>11297772 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-QcdHgJQwc&feature=youtu.be lovely girl

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:30:36 2018 No.11298096 >>11298052 Evelyn looks like that kid from Stranger Things

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:32:52 2018 No.11298104 File: 2.23 MB, 540x302, Peanut Butter.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:42:57 2018 No.11298149 >>11298086 Just another day in Sydney.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:48:12 2018 No.11298174 File: 2.66 MB, 540x302, How to sun dried tomatoes SIMPLE!.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:50:05 2018 No.11298185 >>11298088 I'm in love.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 15:55:25 2018 No.11298202 File: 2.86 MB, 480x360, Sandwich Has A Whole Crab In It.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:01:10 2018 No.11298224 >>11297772 where's the audio how many times did she say "nigger"?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:01:46 2018 No.11298226 File: 1.02 MB, 480x360, Peel a coconut in 11 Seconds.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:02:41 2018 No.11298231 >>11298226 Good thing dental work is cheap in the philippines

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:03:58 2018 No.11298237 File: 2.27 MB, 1280x720, How to open coconut - with teeth.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298224 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-QcdHgJQwc&t=257s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_RA443yThg&t=23s

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:09:36 2018 No.11298261 File: 350 KB, 427x388, thumbs up cookie dough.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:11:51 2018 No.11298268 >>11297853 I bet they couldn't tell the dogs apart and most of them went home with the wrong one.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:12:20 2018 No.11298272 File: 2.67 MB, 480x480, clear flower cake.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:14:20 2018 No.11298279 File: 1.87 MB, 540x302, CHICKEN in a WATERMELON.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298257

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:14:41 2018 No.11298280 >>11298088 God, imagine a woman having one of those tic attacks in the middle of sex. That would be so much better than the dead fish (metaphorically guys OMG LOL!!!!) I'm used to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:15:41 2018 No.11298283 >>11298088 She's actually fucking hilarious. "How's my pussy taste?" Then looks shocked with herself lmfao

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:18:01 2018 No.11298287 >>11298104 I have masturbated to that video so many times. I was obsessed for quite a while.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:26:51 2018 No.11298320 >>11297850 Is this serious? Why would anyone want to restructure cheese?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:29:09 2018 No.11298325 >>11298283 >>11298088 She's kinda fugly but the fact that she involuntarily screams stuff like that is pretty hot I have to say Especially in front of her dad

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:29:39 2018 No.11298328 File: 1.68 MB, 540x302, Meanwhile In Murrica.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298320

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:37:31 2018 No.11298350 >>11298328 Why are they all so fat? Hormonal issues?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:38:04 2018 No.11298352 File: 134 KB, 355x347, [HorribleSubs] Houseki no Kuni - 04 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_03.30_[2018.06.16_13.28.55].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297772 Who the fuck names their daughter Tourettes?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:38:18 2018 No.11298354 >>11297790 This shit is used in every fastfood and chain restaurant steak.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:39:51 2018 No.11298363 File: 1.40 MB, 270x360, YOU.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298352

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:40:44 2018 No.11298366 >>11297772 Man, tourette's is an awful bitch. It must be like having hiccups your entire life. I envy her positivity.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:41:49 2018 No.11298369 File: 2.96 MB, 1182x626, The biggest sandwich in Queens.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298350 Just too much, of everything

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:42:47 2018 No.11298371 File: 2.48 MB, 720x405, viennetta prodution.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:43:35 2018 No.11298375 File: 2.86 MB, 564x638, Seal Chased By Hungry Orcas.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298354

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:45:23 2018 No.11298387 File: 2.97 MB, 480x272, Patato Croissant.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298371

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:46:36 2018 No.11298397 >>11298320 leftover shredded cheese they might want to resell? reutilizing scraps from cutting a big block of cheese into sellable chunks?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:48:39 2018 No.11298408 File: 2.74 MB, 690x450, jack wife eating.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:48:46 2018 No.11298409 >>11298375 poor water doggo

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:53:08 2018 No.11298424 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 16:59:33 2018 No.11298442 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, HOW CHICKEN IS BORN.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298417

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:09:15 2018 No.11298471 File: 33 KB, 680x544, upboated.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298088 this is fucking hilarious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:14:24 2018 No.11298487 File: 59 KB, 604x404, 1508088283826.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297810 >>11297812

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:19:33 2018 No.11298515 >>11298104 Now, where is the dog?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:20:51 2018 No.11298520 >>11298028 >apple >mint >mustard >honey wtf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:23:10 2018 No.11298530 File: 1.87 MB, 236x224, lejacksonvillereactionman.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298408 why. why would you stick your tongue out before you take a bite. i dont fucking understand it at all, it doesnt make any sense

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:27:18 2018 No.11298549 File: 22 KB, 359x394, 1471494022045.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298088 >>11298088 >How's my pussy taste?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:28:45 2018 No.11298555 File: 69 KB, 576x1024, $5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298487 Aliens blew up the Earth... Astro Time Traveled https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6V7Zq0n_noM

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:30:17 2018 No.11298561 >>11298555 Thanks man.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:41:25 2018 No.11298597 >>11297917 :(

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:42:42 2018 No.11298605 >>11297810 >>11297812 some impressive yellow kino going to have to say it's based

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:44:07 2018 No.11298608 >>11298424 just.... how? how the FUCK does he get out of there?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:47:24 2018 No.11298627 >>11298350 corn syrup and automobiles

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:49:27 2018 No.11298636 >>11298174 >sun dried >burn in oven, soak in oil

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 17:54:06 2018 No.11298650 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, TOURETTES - BAKING 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:06:12 2018 No.11298682 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Time Travel.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298555

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:20:02 2018 No.11298707 >>11298375 >that guy deserves to live I sometimes hate people.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:22:54 2018 No.11298715 >>11298352 haha le reddit switcharoo!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:32:00 2018 No.11298744 >>11298682 >mention watch for The Emperor >don't show a Mickey Mouse watch Pussies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:39:38 2018 No.11298760 >>11298280 >That would be so much better than the dead fish I'm used to. That says a lot more about you than it does them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:41:42 2018 No.11298766 File: 124 KB, 658x370, lord humonguous.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298375 Give us the seal and this can all be over

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:45:18 2018 No.11298778 >>11298283 >"How's my pussy taste?" LMAO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:51:30 2018 No.11298797 >>11298174 Didn't even use the classic meme technique with the two plates for cutting them. 3/10. Would not like and share on Faebook with the other wine aunts who never cook anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 18:53:51 2018 No.11298803 >>11298375 Why didn't they eat the seal?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:24:30 2018 No.11298905 >>11297810 >>11297812 Amazing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:34:04 2018 No.11298935 File: 6 KB, 259x195, 1537804573005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297790 >>11297798 >>11297802 >>11297806 Can we use this to heal amputated limbs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:38:51 2018 No.11298945 >>11298935 >Can we use this to heal amputated limbs? No, but there is a glue type thing soldiers use to stop bleeding out. It's nasty stuff.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:40:13 2018 No.11298951 >>11297790 why is it bad to collect small pieces and make them better? it's pure fear mongering.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:41:15 2018 No.11298953 >>11297803 It's everywhere already, it's natural too so why are you mad?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:48:48 2018 No.11298967 >>11298028 >salad leaves >tomato so unripe they are pale orange >unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion >apple because ou need to sweeten the vegetables for american-tier sweet tooth and tell them it's like candies.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:52:43 2018 No.11298974 >>11298320 Probably just to show it's possible. I could see people use that technique to blend different cheese in one fancy colored mosaic.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:53:46 2018 No.11298977 >>11298350 If you count soda as an hormone maybe

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:54:03 2018 No.11298980 >>11298945 this is what ordinary super glue was originally invented for

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:55:29 2018 No.11298984 >>11298375 swim tight, pupper

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 19:57:23 2018 No.11298988 >>11298980 WoundStat granules

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:09:57 2018 No.11299011 >>11298682 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVpesget9bU

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:12:47 2018 No.11299019 >>11298174 What the fuck? This isn't sundried.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:18:46 2018 No.11299033 >>11298980 Superglue was invented by accident

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:39:31 2018 No.11299071 >>11298375 So apex predators deserve to starve to death?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 20:49:56 2018 No.11299102 >>11298951 You'll have to cook it well done, because like mince the bacteria isn't just on the surface anymore.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 21:13:40 2018 No.11299173 >>11297802 I wonder if this could work with ground beef or turkey. Or even taking a traditional deboned turducken and making it a fowl loaf.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 21:24:37 2018 No.11299196 File: 2.86 MB, 852x477, yummy pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 21:40:23 2018 No.11299230 >>11298088 >this is a fat one >like your mom utterly based

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 22:56:04 2018 No.11299432 File: 1.76 MB, 1280x720, Communicable.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:02:55 2018 No.11299446 >>11299432 Explain.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:17:15 2018 No.11299508 File: 2.29 MB, 1280x720, Delivery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299446 Nippon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:54:23 2018 No.11299590 >>11298280 never understood what dudes meant by dead fish? wtf is that? I refuse to believe sex can seriously be so awkward that she just lays there... or is there more to a "dead fish" than that?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:54:48 2018 No.11299592 File: 2.67 MB, 540x302, how you cut a pineapple. (Panama City Fruit Market).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 6 23:57:56 2018 No.11299599 >>11299446 You never did this as a kid?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:38:22 2018 No.11299688 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, Mans Best Friend.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:50:31 2018 No.11299713 File: 46 KB, 465x553, B8VZKA0IQAA2RTc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297853 >not making the bbq sauce guy black wasted opportunity

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:50:35 2018 No.11299714 >>11299446 commercial for shitty gummie candies in Japan girls are some generic clone army idol group

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:52:27 2018 No.11299717

>>11299071
Nobody said that, but they couldn't just shove the seal back into the water either.

Sometimes I wonder with lab-grown meat if we could use it for feeding wild animals so they don't have to kill each other either. But obviously there'd need to be some way of controlling their population still so they don't keep breeding and all the populations explode.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:55:35 2018 No.11299723 >>11298268 Most of them were probably edited in and the few that were real all owned by the same person

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 00:56:35 2018 No.11299729 >>11299717 We can't even feed all the humans, we're not feeding wild animals lab meat, for fuck sake. You're thinking of a zoo. Zoos could probably use lab grown meat if it were a cheaper alternative.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:02:57 2018 No.11299749 File: 2.09 MB, 398x718, Meanwhile In Venezuela.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:05:28 2018 No.11299766 >>11298272 >asians are so obsessed with superficiality that they call this unflavored sweet gelatin a "cake"

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:07:36 2018 No.11299778 >>11299729 >We can't even feed all the humans We have more than enough food to feed everyone. Food security issues are usually political. I'm not saying it'll happen tomorrow but it would be nice if it happened some day, that's all I'm saying.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:12:42 2018 No.11299795 >>11298088 >eh fuckoff

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:12:45 2018 No.11299796

>>11299778
That turns the entire world into a zoo.

Animal population control is starvation, if they see they have an infinite supply they'll breed like fucking rabbits. We'd be killing more animals than ever, and we're not doing a world wide breeding program where we spade and neuter 90% of shit.

Hell part of why we hunt is so they don't exhaust their food supply and die painfully anyway. It feeds us, more food for the rest of the population.

And also they'll forget how to fend for themselves, so if it was interrupted, it'd just be hell.

They'll also be so crowded they'll spread disease like wild fire.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:14:35 2018 No.11299802 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, CLEVER CUTTER.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298951 Chuck Eye Steaks+ Meat Glue = Tenderloin! That will be, $400

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:16:36 2018 No.11299804

>>11299796
Yeah that's why I said breeding would have to be controlled some way if we were able to provide them with food like that. I'm pretty sure we'll eliminate diseases at some point in the far future, so that wouldn't be an issue forever. And it would be cool if we could develop technology to let us really communicate with animals and teach them to not fight and kill each other and play video games instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:19:54 2018 No.11299811 File: 1.59 MB, 206x360, Meanwhile In China.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:20:59 2018 No.11299813 >>11299811 Is this from a comedy show or just some YouTube channel?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:25:26 2018 No.11299823 >>11299802 imagine cutting your dick with it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:27:07 2018 No.11299827 >>11297778 that doesn't look anything like salmon should look, though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:27:10 2018 No.11299828 File: 2.62 MB, 640x360, Fish Smoothie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297778 This is how I restructure fish.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:27:13 2018 No.11299829 File: 663 KB, 1280x720, Ttaste for salt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299813 Asian meme

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:28:16 2018 No.11299834 File: 516 KB, 202x360, Add more Salt.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:28:28 2018 No.11299835 >>11298052 no fucking way

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:37:19 2018 No.11299865 File: 2.93 MB, 540x302, Candy Pig.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Chineseses?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:38:41 2018 No.11299867 File: 1.67 MB, 540x302, Meat Glue FIsh.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299827 Um... sweetie.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:39:53 2018 No.11299871 >>11299829 >>11299834 Those crazy guys. But it's a fun joke idea I'll use to entertain my niece next time my brother visits.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:41:27 2018 No.11299876 >>11299508 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKKT7zE_0Zg&t=0s&list=FL9amMHAuJ0903jjiGoaYThA&index=74 Reminds me of this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:48:13 2018 No.11299905 >>11299867 visible side seam that i would spot, honey bunny

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:49:44 2018 No.11299912 >>11298082 > file name They're spics you idiot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:52:44 2018 No.11299924 File: 1.07 MB, 394x716, Plan B.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299905 Got Me... Well Played...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 01:55:02 2018 No.11299928 File: 2.48 MB, 540x302, Avocado Purée.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:01:38 2018 No.11299943
File: 34 KB, 500x363, steamed hams.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>11298951
>why is it bad to collect small pieces and make them better? it's pure fear mongering.

Theres several problems with it. The biggest problem being that bacteria on the surface of the original meat cuts that would normally be killed by being cooked off, is now INSIDE the rolled up re-assembled cut of meat meaning it now has to be cooked to a full well-done level to be safe to eat like ground meat. Eating a medium rare steak thats actually glued together smaller leftover cuts could make you sick.

And then theres the other large problem, where you have dishonest bastards who will glue together whatever shitty cuts of meat they can get to try and and pass it off as more expensive cuts. Trying to turn $1 worth of leftover meat into a $15 "steak", which they will then serve at all levels of doneness possibly making people ill.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:03:05 2018 No.11299949 >>11299928 good ol chefsteps before they started shilling joule

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:10:48 2018 No.11299967 >>11297898 >inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder requesting

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:11:51 2018 No.11299972 File: 2.68 MB, 800x450, We live and die by your orders Boss.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299967

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:12:39 2018 No.11299977 File: 2.88 MB, 960x540, Dead squid.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299967 All I got.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:18:42 2018 No.11299988 File: 1.02 MB, 640x800, Squid Girl.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299967

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:19:44 2018 No.11299990 >>11299988 shark eyes, no soul behind them at all, looking straight through the camera the entire time

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:21:15 2018 No.11299999 >>11299972 >>11299977 It's cool how they turn white like a cartoon character.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:22:43 2018 No.11300007 File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Almost.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:23:49 2018 No.11300013 File: 2.54 MB, 204x358, Girl eats whole live octopus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:24:04 2018 No.11300015 File: 3 KB, 63x77, feels.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299977 do you think they felt pain?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:24:53 2018 No.11300018 File: 2.86 MB, 420x260, Almost 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:26:13 2018 No.11300021 >>11300013 Why are Asians so devoid of feeling?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:29:59 2018 No.11300028 >>11300007 that's horrible. I feel like I would actually kill someone for doing this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:37:44 2018 No.11300048 >>11299802 >Taps the clever cutter

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:39:27 2018 No.11300053 File: 2.90 MB, 540x302, Sun Dried Tomato Rrack..webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:40:33 2018 No.11300054 File: 2.72 MB, 540x302, HOW TO MAKE REAL SUN DRIED TOMATOES.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:47:54 2018 No.11300066 >>11300013 looks like it tasted great

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:51:06 2018 No.11300076 File: 497 KB, 640x640, Squid Girl 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:55:25 2018 No.11300088 File: 2.96 MB, 784x720, Birthday Boy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 02:57:35 2018 No.11300096 >>11300076 shark. eyes. no soul in that human being. would eat a baby just the same.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:31:00 2018 No.11300152 >>11300096 >>11299990 whats your problem with asian chicks? cant get one to fuck you?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:35:04 2018 No.11300161 >>11300088 Cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:37:57 2018 No.11300169 File: 2.84 MB, 540x302, Amazon Street Apple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:39:48 2018 No.11300174

>>11300007
>>11300028
FUCK DUDE
I'm ok with killing animals, just do it quick and painless.
These fucking videos where they prepare and serve STILL LIVING ANIMALS just infuriates me on a primal level for some reason.
I feel like they are desecrating the miracle of life, even if it is a lowly squid. It causes me to judge these "people" as non human. They are on the same level as animals if they have no respect for life.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:42:22 2018 No.11300179 >>11300152 >t. Chang

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:46:14 2018 No.11300193 File: 2.85 MB, 634x360, Dorilocos Doritos-Based Street Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:50:05 2018 No.11300203 >>11300169 Is that supposed to be impressive? My fuckin' grandma had one of those things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 03:54:52 2018 No.11300214 File: 1.06 MB, 540x302, Time Saver.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11300203 Where is your grandma? Where is that thing she had? ...Impressed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:09:51 2018 No.11300241 >>11298369 Ew

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:16:02 2018 No.11300252 >>11300152 >>11300179 actually white man thats into asian chicks. dont give up man you can still get that pussy >>11300088 >>11300088 lmao that kid knew what he was doing

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:18:03 2018 No.11300256 File: 24 KB, 399x388, hrg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11300252 >MUH DICK Its all yours buddy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:27:58 2018 No.11300269 >>11297778 SPAMon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:45:27 2018 No.11300298 >>11298088 the absolute new queen of /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:46:29 2018 No.11300300 >>11299999 based digits

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 04:49:33 2018 No.11300305 >>11298279 that mole on her face makes her *10 times more cute.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:35:52 2018 No.11300372 >>11298363 That's pretty Sikh

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:40:07 2018 No.11300382 >>11298375 Some people may be mad about this fucking up the eco system, but I see it as a reverse Darwin award. The seal was smart, so it deserves to live and pass on it's smart genes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:41:31 2018 No.11300386 >>11298029 that's not how involuntary compulsions work

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 05:55:58 2018 No.11300406 >>11299865 #trueart #beatthatpicasso

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 06:21:13 2018 No.11300449 >>11300382 Eh, it saw some floating structure and saved itself on that. Was it some piece of wood or an ice shelf, it would be the same. I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 06:28:27 2018 No.11300463 >>11300449 t. famished orca

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 06:43:45 2018 No.11300488 >>11298387 wow that looks annoying as fuck but man I wanna eat it

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 06:44:40 2018 No.11300491 >>11297787 Have Beautiful cuts of meat, add glue to make a sausage But why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:39:47 2018 No.11300570 >>11298082 I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS A SURLY PRINCE OF EGG FORT

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:41:37 2018 No.11300572

>>11297917
>Leaves the bottle on the ground instead of disposing of it because muh slightly wet inconvenience

I'm admittedly unreasonably upset about this. Places where there is trash just laying on the ground in the middle of a walkway are the fucking worst.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:43:02 2018 No.11300576 >>11299999 nein nein nein nein nein!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 07:57:15 2018 No.11300605 >>11298417 watching this makes me nervous

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 08:16:17 2018 No.11300636 >>11300174 >lowly squid Find something about squids, they are one the most amazing and smartest ocean creatures.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 09:01:20 2018 No.11300757 File: 201 KB, 800x791, TF-0363-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298967 Those are orange tomatoes, not unripe you mong

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 09:19:55 2018 No.11300802 >>11299713 sleep tight, donko

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 09:22:09 2018 No.11300805 >>11300021 That's a white chick though

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 09:27:29 2018 No.11300815 >>11300193 so a bizarre walking taco?

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 09:53:50 2018 No.11300873

>>11299590
I had a one night stand with a girl like that. They're called starfish here for some reason.

She did just lie there with all her muscles relaxed as if she was passed out. I kept pausing to ask if she was OK, conscious, and willing. She was.
And she asked for more once I was done. Several times.

It was very weird.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 10:48:05 2018 No.11301003 >>11299972 >>11299977 Truly amazing animals

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 11:11:34 2018 No.11301075 >>11300802 Yo I think that's a kangaroo

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:03:06 2018 No.11301421 File: 22 KB, 320x240, 1535193796134.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298279

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:08:03 2018 No.11301447 >>11298375 doggos of the sea

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:09:43 2018 No.11301457 File: 756 KB, 794x710, Cats Are Assholes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:10:46 2018 No.11301460 >>11298389 god I hate that soulless faggot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:12:32 2018 No.11301466 >>11298424 fuck, hes still in there.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:14:01 2018 No.11301472 File: 24 KB, 387x387, mxLudyhs_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298424 Every thread.........

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:19:22 2018 No.11301495 File: 7 KB, 181x279, very.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299432

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:22:46 2018 No.11301510 >>11297772 Is she ok

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:24:15 2018 No.11301515 File: 142 KB, 600x842, 1532156629416.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299717 Jesus christ we got some vegan playing god.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:30:31 2018 No.11301536 >>11298369 I'd buy that for a whole week

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:32:03 2018 No.11301541 File: 13 KB, 300x300, 1532610405864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299865 >no curly tail

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:32:43 2018 No.11301543 >>11298082 how do they get out without breaking the eggs

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:33:31 2018 No.11301547 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Cooking grasshopper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] If you can't trust the meat, move on to bugs.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:34:37 2018 No.11301552 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, lethocerus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:36:02 2018 No.11301561 File: 971 KB, 500x490, 1532247412483.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11299999

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:39:02 2018 No.11301569 >>11300015 squids don't have nociceptors afaik

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:40:51 2018 No.11301574 >>11301547 interesting that they turn red just like shrimp once the famines start we'll all be eating them

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:45:35 2018 No.11301595 File: 728 KB, 540x302, So Good.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQaxSE_dGg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8MI7CV-r00

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:49:02 2018 No.11301614 >>11298052 Must be fake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:50:41 2018 No.11301620 >>11301614 Must be a pom

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:52:33 2018 No.11301625 >>11301547 >>11301547 yeah >>11301552 >>11301552 nah

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:53:17 2018 No.11301629 File: 1.42 MB, 540x302, MMMMMmmmm so good.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11301614 Gov funded, I would guess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMColAwUht4&t=658s

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:53:25 2018 No.11301630 >>11298088 >watch out kiddies kek

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 13:57:38 2018 No.11301654 >>11300449 Exactly, the people filming avoided interfering and didn't try to pull the seal up. I'd say they did the proper thing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:09:55 2018 No.11301701 >>11298325 If she didn't have tourettes and can actually take proper care of herself she could be hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:14:24 2018 No.11301723 File: 2.89 MB, 540x302, Cooking spiders.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11301625 Maybe

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:27:31 2018 No.11301771 File: 276 KB, 1080x1080, 16123675_1546060705408770_7383864108350701568_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11297932 She be THICC. Anyway, thanks OP for bringing her to my attention, all her other videos I watched so far are all breddy gud.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:38:23 2018 No.11301808 File: 1.95 MB, 590x716, Heckling Drunk Seniors.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:39:45 2018 No.11301813 >>11301808 link?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:44:03 2018 No.11301828 File: 1.67 MB, 566x716, Missing Out.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11301813 Only one clip.... but funny https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HCmGc0De-E

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:47:54 2018 No.11301831 File: 241 KB, 1600x1200, latest[2].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298352

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:50:49 2018 No.11301840 >>11301515 I'm not a vegan but I'm not retarded enough to believe in an appeal to nature fallacy and say that all the killing is a good thing that shouldn't ever be changed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:51:30 2018 No.11301841 >>11298088 >cup o' cocaine

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:51:33 2018 No.11301842 File: 972 KB, 560x720, Cutlery.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 14:51:57 2018 No.11301843 >>11297847 kek only non virgins will appreciate this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:04:12 2018 No.11301884 File: 667 KB, 1278x674, Dogs Are Assholes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:04:31 2018 No.11301887 File: 3.89 MB, 750x512, correction.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298967 >>unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion Ooh, look at you with your delicate pretty princess tummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:07:20 2018 No.11301895 >>11299749 At last: healthy crisps.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:08:41 2018 No.11301900

>>11298967
>unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion
It depends on the cucumber. The larger ones have thick skin that should be peeled, but smaller ones or certain varieties have thinner skin that is better left on.

My only issue with it is that small cubes of raw vegetables like that don't have as good of a texture as ones that are sliced more thinly. And in the case of carrots, more than a bite or two of raw carrot becomes annoying to eat because of how long it takes to chew. Finely grated raw carrots are fantastic though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:15:16 2018 No.11301924 >>11301547 They're basically crayfish

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:16:31 2018 No.11301928 >>11301771 they look very underage anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:16:38 2018 No.11301929 >>11298424 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:17:12 2018 No.11301932 File: 1.89 MB, 1280x720, how to safely deep fry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:24:29 2018 No.11301954 >>11301932 jayses fuck, did jack take the oil off the stove and attempt deep frying on rest heat? WHY? can this dumb fat cunt not spend five fucking minutes looking into the most basic of basics on deep frying?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:32:56 2018 No.11301981 >>11301954 Jack recoils so hard when working with oil, especially for someone wearing glasses so he can't get popped in the eyes. It's sad, people who are that scared of it are the ones that hurt themselves. That and people who are stupid with it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:36:51 2018 No.11301991 >>11301842 I've been that drunk before.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 15:38:39 2018 No.11301999

>>11301981
>people who are that scared of it are the ones that hurt themselves
i dont think there is a single soul out there that believes jack didnt hurt himself plenty in the kitchen.
still bloody shocking that he got an audience that looks for his recipes and not not just the purity of the cringe he provides.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 16:48:59 2018 No.11302228 File: 531 KB, 480x480, Light Beer.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 17:07:08 2018 No.11302281 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, COOKING WITH TOURETTES 2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:36:01 2018 No.11302601 >>11297778 But... Why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:46:10 2018 No.11302644 File: 2.06 MB, 720x480, Chemistry Life Hacks- Food Edition1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11302601 $$$

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:48:34 2018 No.11302654 >>11302644 You know how else you can cut the calories? EAT LESS FOOD.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 18:52:39 2018 No.11302676 File: 2.27 MB, 720x480, Chemistry Life Hacks- Food Edition2.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11302654 This...

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:20:41 2018 No.11302795 File: 1.11 MB, 1147x680, Shrimp-Aspic-Mold001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298272 Reminds me of 50's food.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:28:36 2018 No.11302828 >>11298369 FUcking stupid.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:32:41 2018 No.11302843 >>11299508 LOL fuck I love pizza hut now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:37:59 2018 No.11302864 >>11301595 Merill Howard Kalin is classic. I always wanted to write in to tell him how good the salad was.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 19:58:44 2018 No.11302923 >>11297772 the first 2 seconds she dabbin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:11:06 2018 No.11302954 >>11298104 But why?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:16:00 2018 No.11302968 >>11297888 What is this one?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:21:12 2018 No.11302985 >>11302968 scrap cuttings of bacon being made into full strips with meat glue

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:29:26 2018 No.11303008 File: 32 KB, 383x383, 5C-su2e4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298104 >when she starts lathering up her ass

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:30:34 2018 No.11303012

>>11301614
Downies aren't completely nonfunctional-level retarded, most can do simple jobs- you see a lot of them bagging groceries or doing errands.
Theoretically all it would take to run a restaurant like that is a patient manager who can assign them to tasks they're good at.
Better than having them rot as neets.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:31:32 2018 No.11303017 >>11298202 In New Orleans this is a standard dish and frankly it's fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:39:07 2018 No.11303042 >>11303017 fried soft shell crab is great

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 20:44:04 2018 No.11303053 >>11301884 No, they're not. The poor doggo got scared.

Anonymous Sun Oct 7 21:02:19 2018 No.11303117

>>11297787
The underlying idea is wrong too. "Fat is bad" is a classic example of bad science, conducted by an american "government specialist" in the 60's and then adopted as marketing "truth".

Some other marketing truths from that time includes "DDT is safe", "asbestos is fine" and "Smoking promotes health."

The original loin was better in every way.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 21:20:44 2018 No.11303196 >>11297906 >>11297898 Can this become mandatory for webm OPs?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 21:37:07 2018 No.11303271 >>11301574 For now though, they are an expensive, exotic specialty item. Too bad to, I actually enjoy bugz

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 21:43:29 2018 No.11303303 lol is she retarded lmao

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:04:57 2018 No.11303641 File: 629 KB, 398x716, Pop Shot.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:21:43 2018 No.11303706 File: 786 KB, 284x358, Wifey.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 7 23:55:40 2018 No.11303831 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Cultural exchange.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:05:35 2018 No.11303874 >>11301723 I've seen this chick's channel before. She's too beautiful to be living in such a shithole country.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:11:42 2018 No.11303896 >>11297790 if the stuff is toxic to touch and breathe in, why on earth would you put it in your food? shit should be outlawed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:34:55 2018 No.11303969 File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, Cooking Underground Rajasthani Style! (Khad Lamb).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:46:42 2018 No.11304004 File: 2.87 MB, 540x302, Quick and Easy Singaporean Rice Recipe.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 00:59:25 2018 No.11304049 >>11298174 so that's how it's done

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:25:33 2018 No.11304120 >>11300088 based kid fuck these tourists of life thinking they have to take pics of everything they eat

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:42:38 2018 No.11304161 File: 2.96 MB, 1280x720, The Trashless Town.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:51:23 2018 No.11304181 >>11303896 it's not toxic per se, you're just gonna have a pretty bad time if you glue your fingers together and a really bad time if you glue your lungs shut

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 01:55:57 2018 No.11304191 >>11303706 I believe this is what is known as gf(male)(female)

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:27:41 2018 No.11304271 >>11304161 >stay at hostel in Barcelona >kitchen has no trash bin, >only various recycling and compost receptacles >nearest bin is hidden under front desk >people put their inevitable trash in all the bins because they didn't sign up for that shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:28:42 2018 No.11304276 >>11304191 There is nothing more female than standing on a elevated surface while drunk.

Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:37:06 2018 No.11304295
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>>11299590
Attractive people feel like they don't need to try. Like I think Leo Dicaprio is a figurative dick in bed, putting on headphones and going really slow while vaping

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 02:56:16 2018 No.11304331 >>11301808 >>11301828 >>11301842 >>11301884 >>11302228 >>11303706 >>11303641 This is /ck/ not /gif/, people being drunk idiots taken from the same epic fail compilation doesn't belong here

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 04:09:22 2018 No.11304466 File: 2.85 MB, 540x302, Anon at work.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11304331 126 images posted Bitching about 7 of them. Fuck off, or post something.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 04:11:26 2018 No.11304474 >>11304466 >bitches about seven of them Because they belong on a different board.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 04:18:27 2018 No.11304485 >>11304474 This an inclusive community.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 04:20:17 2018 No.11304486 >>11304466 This brings back memories of when I'd pop adderall and drink in the back doing dishes at work.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 04:23:15 2018 No.11304490 >>11304485 Communities have rules and organization.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:17:08 2018 No.11304600 >>11298417 one slip and zzzzziiiiIIIPPPPP there go his hands whoopsie!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:25:42 2018 No.11304622 >>11304600 I think he's a pretty cool guy eh cuts up meat and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:37:30 2018 No.11304653 >>11298369 >every ingredient, including the breaded chicken, is soaking wet Yummy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:49:43 2018 No.11304685 >>11297787 >>11297790 >>11297798 This is basically every supermarket steak in China. It's why I only get my steaks from the muslim butchers carved right off the rump.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 05:50:51 2018 No.11304689 >>11300382 That's not how natural selection works

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 06:13:31 2018 No.11304746 >>11298104 I want to watch the palsy girl do this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 06:40:04 2018 No.11304785 File: 14 KB, 264x290, C0bCvroWIAAM5Y3[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11298088 >1 diabetes, 2 As a type 1 diabetic, this made me kek hard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 06:42:24 2018 No.11304788 >>11298088 >2:35 Her and the Surly King must NEVER meet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 08:19:22 2018 No.11304939 >>11298424 JESUS FUCK! HOW THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO GET OUT OF THERE?!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 09:12:46 2018 No.11305018 >>11297790 Ok, where do I sign up to become a meatsmith?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 10:46:03 2018 No.11305286 File: 2.86 MB, 540x302, Pacifier.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11304474 So... alcohol is not a food?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:32:38 2018 No.11306002 File: 1.25 MB, 540x302, Man stealing duck from a public park.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about Stealing food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:40:54 2018 No.11306038 >>11306002 >it is a chink why am i not surprised?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 14:53:14 2018 No.11306080 File: 1.97 MB, 540x302, Leek Dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Or dancing with food.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 8 15:12:24 2018 No.11306151 File: 2.76 MB, 540x302, Free Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11306038

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