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11297772 No.11297772 [Reply] [Original]

Meat Glue Transglutaminase is used by the meat industry to add value to meat by gluing together smaller scraps into a larger chunk.

>> No.11297778
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>> No.11297780

Yo that is fucking horrible anon. Can you imagine the frustration?

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>> No.11297803

Based eu
Fuck this

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>> No.11297813

It's probably okay if you want a bigger piece of meat for braising. I'd be okay with that. But trying to pass it off as a regular steak is shitty.

>> No.11297820

I have a relatively mild form of tourettes and goddamn I feel bad for her. My tics rarely surpass sniffing/throat clearing but I know the compulsion that causes the tics and can understand how someone with that severe of a form could have trouble with any routine even I take for granted.

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>> No.11297885

she lasted a lot longer than I thought she would.

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>inb4 brainloaf
>inb4 pumpkin spice hot dog
>inb4 mac & cheese with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 banana full of spiders
>inb4 bitch gets incinerated at hibachi restaurant
>inb4 meat_sandwich.webm
>inb4 that claymation shit where a baseball turns into dice when he chops it
>inb4 ‘go’za with a mile of stretchy cheese
>inb4 waitress slams tray of food on businessman’s head
>inb4 shooting a laser at a fucking piece of bacon
>inb4 any of several webms in which Jack is putting shit in a pan full of cold oil
>inb4 mexicans pouring clamato on ramen and doritos in a Styrofoam container
>inb4 hotdog w/mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 LADbible presents a full English fry-up in a partitioned cast iron pan; automatic 12 replies
>inb4 Aunt Myrna's party cheese casserole
>inb4 the culling of the dirt rockets
>inb4 frankenegg.webm
>inb4 the food porn webm with jack edited in at random intervals
>inb4 curry chicken skewers and 8 replies about how gay that guy's face looks when he eats it
>inb4 twisty pasta machine
>inb4 a thousand facebook tasty videos
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed big mac
>inb4 somebody's entire jack folder
>inb4 gyroscopic chicken grill
>inb4 the virgin in the egg booth next to Surly Chad
>inb4 pineapple on a fucking pizza
>inb4 the giant platter with 10 different variations of bbq pork
>inb4 that one guy asks if the turkish coffee has pipes underneath the sand
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 fried cheesey bread corn cob fuckery
>inb4 taco town
>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder
>inb4 anime pancakes

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>inb4 flaming pizza dome
>inb4 hot bitch with spinal meningitis
>inb4 kay and her man hands
>inb4 avocado macchiato
>inb4 chronic resting crazy face girl chops onions like a penis
>inb4 Favreau making an autism sandwich
>inb4 asian dude chugging pint glasses full of raw eggs
>inb4 Jack's mouth and tongue reach for a sandwich
>inb4 cooking longpork with Hannibal Lector
>inb4 weiner and mayo balloon explosion
>inb4 roasties hitting a chef's knife with a hammer to open a coconut
>inb4 retard thinks he can eat a 22lb curry, fails miserably
>inb4 female cook fucks a customer's hotdog
>inb4 crab preparation with kitchen shears
>inb4 plump erotic cakes
>inb4 Joey anything (pls no)
>inb4 flaming faggot dabs the grease on his pizza, everyone rages
>inb4 bbq montage
>inb4 the pizza crust is literally a pineapple
>inb4 the pizza crust is a watermelon (?)
>inb4 butterslut
>inb4 deconstructed/reconstructed anything
>inb4 Nigella’s titties, boners ensue
>inb4 butchering dolphin meat with a katana
>inb4 turkish ice cream illusionists
>inb4 cheetofrap
>inb4 squid karate chop instakill
>inb4 making toast on a citronella candle
>inb4 liquor in a flower vase
>inb4 vodka grilled cheese cocktail
>inb4 creme.webm (blue board, faggots)
>inb4 tiny asian girl eats 500lbs of big macs
>inb4 omnidirectional spaghetti separator
>inb4 ice cream on a fucking watermelon
>inb4 the machine race from the matrix makes pizza
>inb4 bandsaw animal dismemberment
>inb4 motherfucking salt bae

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>> No.11297932

Just imagine those tics happening while she thrusts her hips into you hnnngg

>> No.11297954

>that optimisim
>that smile and laughs
she has a chronic neuro disorder which makes you incapable of doing almost anything at all and yet she is keeping it together. i want to borrow just an ounce of her happiness for my shitty life.

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aren't most tourette's sufferers able to suppress their tics for a while and then literally release them later?
I get the whole raising awareness thing tho.

>> No.11298043

>fuck what are those ingredients?
>oh thank god, English

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>> No.11298056

>salad leaves

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>> No.11298081

I dunno but I'd love to tie one up and see what her vag and poo hole feels like from the inside as she's spazzing out

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>> No.11298088

lovely girl

>> No.11298096

Evelyn looks like that kid from Stranger Things

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>> No.11298149

Just another day in Sydney.

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>> No.11298185

I'm in love.

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>> No.11298224


where's the audio

how many times did she say "nigger"?

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>> No.11298231

Good thing dental work is cheap in the philippines

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>> No.11298268

I bet they couldn't tell the dogs apart and most of them went home with the wrong one.

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>> No.11298280

God, imagine a woman having one of those tic attacks in the middle of sex. That would be so much better than the dead fish (metaphorically guys OMG LOL!!!!) I'm used to.

>> No.11298283

She's actually fucking hilarious.

"How's my pussy taste?" Then looks shocked with herself lmfao

>> No.11298287

I have masturbated to that video so many times. I was obsessed for quite a while.

>> No.11298320

Is this serious?
Why would anyone want to restructure cheese?

>> No.11298325

She's kinda fugly but the fact that she involuntarily screams stuff like that is pretty hot I have to say

Especially in front of her dad

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>> No.11298350

Why are they all so fat? Hormonal issues?

>> No.11298352
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Who the fuck names their daughter Tourettes?

>> No.11298354

This shit is used in every fastfood and chain restaurant steak.

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>> No.11298366

Man, tourette's is an awful bitch. It must be like having hiccups your entire life. I envy her positivity.

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Just too much, of everything

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>> No.11298397

leftover shredded cheese they might want to resell?
reutilizing scraps from cutting a big block of cheese into sellable chunks?

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>> No.11298409

poor water doggo

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this is fucking hilarious

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>> No.11298515

Now, where is the dog?

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>> No.11298530
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why. why would you stick your tongue out before you take a bite. i dont fucking understand it at all, it doesnt make any sense

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>How's my pussy taste?

>> No.11298555
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Aliens blew up the Earth...
Astro Time Traveled


>> No.11298561

Thanks man.

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>> No.11298605

some impressive yellow kino
going to have to say it's based

>> No.11298608

just.... how? how the FUCK does he get out of there?

>> No.11298627

corn syrup and automobiles

>> No.11298636

>sun dried
>burn in oven, soak in oil

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>> No.11298707

>that guy deserves to live

I sometimes hate people.

>> No.11298715

haha le reddit switcharoo!!!

>> No.11298744

>mention watch for The Emperor
>don't show a Mickey Mouse watch


>> No.11298760

>That would be so much better than the dead fish I'm used to.
That says a lot more about you than it does them.

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Give us the seal and this can all be over

>> No.11298778

>"How's my pussy taste?"

>> No.11298797

Didn't even use the classic meme technique with the two plates for cutting them.
3/10. Would not like and share on Faebook with the other wine aunts who never cook anyway.

>> No.11298803

Why didn't they eat the seal?

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>> No.11298935
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Can we use this to heal amputated limbs?

>> No.11298945

>Can we use this to heal amputated limbs?
No, but there is a glue type thing soldiers use to stop bleeding out. It's nasty stuff.

>> No.11298951

why is it bad to collect small pieces and make them better? it's pure fear mongering.

>> No.11298953

It's everywhere already, it's natural too so why are you mad?

>> No.11298967

>salad leaves
>tomato so unripe they are pale orange
>unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion
>apple because ou need to sweeten the vegetables for american-tier sweet tooth and tell them it's like candies.

>> No.11298974

Probably just to show it's possible. I could see people use that technique to blend different cheese in one fancy colored mosaic.

>> No.11298977

If you count soda as an hormone maybe

>> No.11298980

this is what ordinary super glue was originally invented for

>> No.11298984

swim tight, pupper

>> No.11298988

WoundStat granules

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>> No.11299019

What the fuck? This isn't sundried.

>> No.11299033

Superglue was invented by accident

>> No.11299071

So apex predators deserve to starve to death?

>> No.11299102

You'll have to cook it well done, because like mince the bacteria isn't just on the surface anymore.

>> No.11299173

I wonder if this could work with ground beef or turkey. Or even taking a traditional deboned turducken and making it a fowl loaf.

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>> No.11299230

>this is a fat one
>like your mom
utterly based

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>> No.11299590

never understood what dudes meant by dead fish? wtf is that? I refuse to believe sex can seriously be so awkward that she just lays there... or is there more to a "dead fish" than that?

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>> No.11299599

You never did this as a kid?

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>not making the bbq sauce guy black
wasted opportunity

>> No.11299714

commercial for shitty gummie candies in Japan
girls are some generic clone army idol group

>> No.11299717

Nobody said that, but they couldn't just shove the seal back into the water either.

Sometimes I wonder with lab-grown meat if we could use it for feeding wild animals so they don't have to kill each other either. But obviously there'd need to be some way of controlling their population still so they don't keep breeding and all the populations explode.

>> No.11299723

Most of them were probably edited in and the few that were real all owned by the same person

>> No.11299729

We can't even feed all the humans, we're not feeding wild animals lab meat, for fuck sake.

You're thinking of a zoo.

Zoos could probably use lab grown meat if it were a cheaper alternative.

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>> No.11299766

>asians are so obsessed with superficiality that they call this unflavored sweet gelatin a "cake"

>> No.11299778

>We can't even feed all the humans
We have more than enough food to feed everyone. Food security issues are usually political. I'm not saying it'll happen tomorrow but it would be nice if it happened some day, that's all I'm saying.

>> No.11299795

>eh fuckoff

>> No.11299796

That turns the entire world into a zoo.

Animal population control is starvation, if they see they have an infinite supply they'll breed like fucking rabbits. We'd be killing more animals than ever, and we're not doing a world wide breeding program where we spade and neuter 90% of shit.

Hell part of why we hunt is so they don't exhaust their food supply and die painfully anyway. It feeds us, more food for the rest of the population.

And also they'll forget how to fend for themselves, so if it was interrupted, it'd just be hell.

They'll also be so crowded they'll spread disease like wild fire.

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Chuck Eye Steaks+ Meat Glue = Tenderloin!
That will be, $400

>> No.11299804

Yeah that's why I said breeding would have to be controlled some way if we were able to provide them with food like that. I'm pretty sure we'll eliminate diseases at some point in the far future, so that wouldn't be an issue forever. And it would be cool if we could develop technology to let us really communicate with animals and teach them to not fight and kill each other and play video games instead.

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>> No.11299813

Is this from a comedy show or just some YouTube channel?

>> No.11299823

imagine cutting your dick with it

>> No.11299827

that doesn't look anything like salmon should look, though

>> No.11299828
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This is how I restructure fish.

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Asian meme

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>> No.11299835

no fucking way

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Um... sweetie.

>> No.11299871

Those crazy guys. But it's a fun joke idea I'll use to entertain my niece next time my brother visits.

>> No.11299876

Reminds me of this.

>> No.11299905

visible side seam that i would spot, honey bunny

>> No.11299912

> file name

They're spics you idiot

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Got Me...
Well Played...

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>why is it bad to collect small pieces and make them better? it's pure fear mongering.

Theres several problems with it. The biggest problem being that bacteria on the surface of the original meat cuts that would normally be killed by being cooked off, is now INSIDE the rolled up re-assembled cut of meat meaning it now has to be cooked to a full well-done level to be safe to eat like ground meat. Eating a medium rare steak thats actually glued together smaller leftover cuts could make you sick.

And then theres the other large problem, where you have dishonest bastards who will glue together whatever shitty cuts of meat they can get to try and and pass it off as more expensive cuts. Trying to turn $1 worth of leftover meat into a $15 "steak", which they will then serve at all levels of doneness possibly making people ill.

>> No.11299949

good ol chefsteps before they started shilling joule

>> No.11299967

>inb4 somebody's entire culinary squid murder folder

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All I got.

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>> No.11299990

shark eyes, no soul behind them at all, looking straight through the camera the entire time

>> No.11299999

It's cool how they turn white like a cartoon character.

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>> No.11300015
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do you think they felt pain?

>> No.11300018
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>> No.11300021

Why are Asians so devoid of feeling?

>> No.11300028

that's horrible. I feel like I would actually kill someone for doing this.

>> No.11300048

>Taps the clever cutter

>> No.11300053
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>> No.11300054
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>> No.11300066

looks like it tasted great

>> No.11300076
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>> No.11300096

shark. eyes.

no soul in that human being. would eat a baby just the same.

>> No.11300152

whats your problem with asian chicks? cant get one to fuck you?

>> No.11300161


>> No.11300169
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>> No.11300174

I'm ok with killing animals, just do it quick and painless.
These fucking videos where they prepare and serve STILL LIVING ANIMALS just infuriates me on a primal level for some reason.
I feel like they are desecrating the miracle of life, even if it is a lowly squid. It causes me to judge these "people" as non human. They are on the same level as animals if they have no respect for life.

>> No.11300179

>t. Chang

>> No.11300193
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>> No.11300203


Is that supposed to be impressive? My fuckin' grandma had one of those things.

>> No.11300214
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Where is your grandma?
Where is that thing she had?

>> No.11300241



>> No.11300252

actually white man thats into asian chicks. dont give up man you can still get that pussy
lmao that kid knew what he was doing

>> No.11300256
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Its all yours buddy.

>> No.11300269


>> No.11300298

the absolute new queen of /ck/

>> No.11300300

based digits

>> No.11300305

that mole on her face makes her *10 times more cute.

>> No.11300372

That's pretty Sikh

>> No.11300382

Some people may be mad about this fucking up the eco system, but I see it as a reverse Darwin award. The seal was smart, so it deserves to live and pass on it's smart genes.

>> No.11300386

that's not how involuntary compulsions work

>> No.11300406

#trueart #beatthatpicasso

>> No.11300449

Eh, it saw some floating structure and saved itself on that. Was it some piece of wood or an ice shelf, it would be the same. I don't see anything out of the ordinary.

>> No.11300463

t. famished orca

>> No.11300488

wow that looks annoying as fuck but man I wanna eat it

>> No.11300491

Have Beautiful cuts of meat, add glue to make a sausage

But why?

>> No.11300570


>> No.11300572

>Leaves the bottle on the ground instead of disposing of it because muh slightly wet inconvenience

I'm admittedly unreasonably upset about this. Places where there is trash just laying on the ground in the middle of a walkway are the fucking worst.

>> No.11300576

nein nein nein nein nein!

>> No.11300605


watching this makes me nervous

>> No.11300636

>lowly squid
Find something about squids, they are one the most amazing and smartest ocean creatures.

>> No.11300757
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Those are orange tomatoes, not unripe you mong

>> No.11300802

sleep tight, donko

>> No.11300805

That's a white chick though

>> No.11300815

so a bizarre walking taco?

>> No.11300873

I had a one night stand with a girl like that. They're called starfish here for some reason.

She did just lie there with all her muscles relaxed as if she was passed out. I kept pausing to ask if she was OK, conscious, and willing. She was.
And she asked for more once I was done. Several times.

It was very weird.

>> No.11301003

Truly amazing animals

>> No.11301075

Yo I think that's a kangaroo

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>> No.11301447

doggos of the sea

>> No.11301457
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>> No.11301460

god I hate that soulless faggot

>> No.11301466

fuck, hes still in there.

>> No.11301472
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Every thread.........

>> No.11301495
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>> No.11301510

Is she ok

>> No.11301515
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Jesus christ we got some vegan playing god.

>> No.11301536

I'd buy that for a whole week

>> No.11301541
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>no curly tail

>> No.11301543

how do they get out without breaking the eggs

>> No.11301547
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If you can't trust the meat, move on to bugs.

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>> No.11301569

squids don't have nociceptors afaik

>> No.11301574

interesting that they turn red just like shrimp
once the famines start we'll all be eating them

>> No.11301595
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>> No.11301614

Must be fake

>> No.11301620

Must be a pom

>> No.11301625



>> No.11301629
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Gov funded, I would guess.

>> No.11301630

>watch out kiddies


>> No.11301654

Exactly, the people filming avoided interfering and didn't try to pull the seal up. I'd say they did the proper thing.

>> No.11301701

If she didn't have tourettes and can actually take proper care of herself she could be hot

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>> No.11301771
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She be THICC.

Anyway, thanks OP for bringing her to my attention, all her other videos I watched so far are all breddy gud.

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>> No.11301828
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Only one clip.... but funny

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>> No.11301840

I'm not a vegan but I'm not retarded enough to believe in an appeal to nature fallacy and say that all the killing is a good thing that shouldn't ever be changed

>> No.11301841

>cup o' cocaine

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>> No.11301843


only non virgins will appreciate this

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>> No.11301887
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>>unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion
Ooh, look at you with your delicate pretty princess tummy.

>> No.11301895

At last: healthy crisps.

>> No.11301900

>unpeeled cucumber for maximum bad digestion
It depends on the cucumber. The larger ones have thick skin that should be peeled, but smaller ones or certain varieties have thinner skin that is better left on.

My only issue with it is that small cubes of raw vegetables like that don't have as good of a texture as ones that are sliced more thinly. And in the case of carrots, more than a bite or two of raw carrot becomes annoying to eat because of how long it takes to chew. Finely grated raw carrots are fantastic though.

>> No.11301924

They're basically crayfish

>> No.11301928

they look very underage anon

>> No.11301929

good job anon

>> No.11301932
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>> No.11301954

jayses fuck, did jack take the oil off the stove and attempt deep frying on rest heat? WHY?
can this dumb fat cunt not spend five fucking minutes looking into the most basic of basics on deep frying?

>> No.11301981

Jack recoils so hard when working with oil, especially for someone wearing glasses so he can't get popped in the eyes.

It's sad, people who are that scared of it are the ones that hurt themselves. That and people who are stupid with it.

>> No.11301991

I've been that drunk before.

>> No.11301999

>people who are that scared of it are the ones that hurt themselves
i dont think there is a single soul out there that believes jack didnt hurt himself plenty in the kitchen.
still bloody shocking that he got an audience that looks for his recipes and not not just the purity of the cringe he provides.

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>> No.11302601

But... Why?

>> No.11302644
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>> No.11302654

You know how else you can cut the calories? EAT LESS FOOD.

>> No.11302676
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>> No.11302795
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Reminds me of 50's food.

>> No.11302828


FUcking stupid.

>> No.11302843


LOL fuck I love pizza hut now.

>> No.11302864

Merill Howard Kalin is classic. I always wanted to write in to tell him how good the salad was.

>> No.11302923

the first 2 seconds
she dabbin

>> No.11302954

But why?

>> No.11302968

What is this one?

>> No.11302985

scrap cuttings of bacon being made into full strips with meat glue

>> No.11303008
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>when she starts lathering up her ass

>> No.11303012

Downies aren't completely nonfunctional-level retarded, most can do simple jobs- you see a lot of them bagging groceries or doing errands.
Theoretically all it would take to run a restaurant like that is a patient manager who can assign them to tasks they're good at.
Better than having them rot as neets.

>> No.11303017

In New Orleans this is a standard dish and frankly it's fucking disgusting.

>> No.11303042

fried soft shell crab is great

>> No.11303053

No, they're not. The poor doggo got scared.

>> No.11303117

The underlying idea is wrong too. "Fat is bad" is a classic example of bad science, conducted by an american "government specialist" in the 60's and then adopted as marketing "truth".

Some other marketing truths from that time includes "DDT is safe", "asbestos is fine" and "Smoking promotes health."

The original loin was better in every way.

>> No.11303196

Can this become mandatory for webm OPs?

>> No.11303271

For now though, they are an expensive, exotic specialty item.

Too bad to, I actually enjoy bugz

>> No.11303303

lol is she retarded lmao

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>> No.11303874

I've seen this chick's channel before. She's too beautiful to be living in such a shithole country.

>> No.11303896

if the stuff is toxic to touch and breathe in, why on earth would you put it in your food?
shit should be outlawed

>> No.11303969
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>> No.11304049

so that's how it's done

>> No.11304120

based kid
fuck these tourists of life thinking they have to take pics of everything they eat

>> No.11304161
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>> No.11304181

it's not toxic per se, you're just gonna have a pretty bad time if you glue your fingers together and a really bad time if you glue your lungs shut

>> No.11304191

I believe this is what is known as gf(male)(female)

>> No.11304271

>stay at hostel in Barcelona
>kitchen has no trash bin,
>only various recycling and compost receptacles
>nearest bin is hidden under front desk
>people put their inevitable trash in all the bins because they didn't sign up for that shit

>> No.11304276

There is nothing more female than standing on a elevated surface while drunk.

>> No.11304295
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Attractive people feel like they don't need to try. Like I think Leo Dicaprio is a figurative dick in bed, putting on headphones and going really slow while vaping

>> No.11304331

This is /ck/ not /gif/, people being drunk idiots taken from the same epic fail compilation doesn't belong here

>> No.11304466
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126 images posted
Bitching about 7 of them.
Fuck off, or post something.

>> No.11304474

>bitches about seven of them
Because they belong on a different board.

>> No.11304485

This an inclusive community.

>> No.11304486

This brings back memories of when I'd pop adderall and drink in the back doing dishes at work.

>> No.11304490

Communities have rules and organization.

>> No.11304600

one slip and zzzzziiiiIIIPPPPP there go his hands whoopsie!

>> No.11304622

I think he's a pretty cool guy eh cuts up meat and doesn't afraid of anything.

>> No.11304653

>every ingredient, including the breaded chicken, is soaking wet

>> No.11304685

This is basically every supermarket steak in China.
It's why I only get my steaks from the muslim butchers carved right off the rump.

>> No.11304689

That's not how natural selection works

>> No.11304746

I want to watch the palsy girl do this

>> No.11304785
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>1 diabetes, 2
As a type 1 diabetic, this made me kek hard.

>> No.11304788

Her and the Surly King must NEVER meet.

>> No.11304939


>> No.11305018

Ok, where do I sign up to become a meatsmith?

>> No.11305286
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So... alcohol is not a food?

>> No.11306002
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How about Stealing food.

>> No.11306038

>it is a chink
why am i not surprised?

>> No.11306080
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Or dancing with food.

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