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>> No.11313532

Sure, why not? Go ahead and post some then.

>> No.11313534

Bump for intrests
Also fuck whoever had the idea of cheese pizza cake. Sounds like some facebook tier shitfood to me

>> No.11313538

I'm more surprised it took Americans this long to get into fucking with savory cakes and stuffed breads

>> No.11313540

>>11313534
It's really more of a pie. To classify it as a cake I would expect the main body to be leavened in some way at the very least.

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>>11313527
Mfw this entire thing, I love bowling and novelty food so all of this is right up my fucking alley.

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>> No.11313575

>>11313565
The black guy in the background makes this way more funny that it is

>> No.11313579

>>11313565
Why is he such a slob? The other people in the shot are using utensils.

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>> No.11313583

>>11313580
>Lady And The Tramp III: Leporine Orgy

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>> No.11313601

>>11313527
It's literally lasagna.

>> No.11313612
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>> No.11313626

>>11313612
Almazan is pretty kino and based.

>> No.11313634
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>> No.11313650

>>11313599
>eating live animals
What a disgusting culture

>> No.11313657

>>11313634
god shit like this is just garbage

>> No.11313799

>>11313634
Im not even sure what that is supposed to taste like...

>> No.11313814

>>11313534
>>11313540
I don't like cake and was bugged one year what I wanted instead so I said this as a joke.
They said it was hard work and that they had a few failures, and would never do it again.
They took some a few small pizzas and cooked them like 70~80% then stacked them and mushed the crusts to gather. They also had to use no fat cheese and remove all the moisture from the meat to prevent it from being a soggy mess.
Overall it was like a pie and tasty but just stupid, just eat a regular pizza instead

>> No.11313825

>>11313650
>eating dead animals
What a disgusting culture

>> No.11313828

>>11313634
osama was right all along

>> No.11313834

Where egg?
Need to find out once and for all how he get out

>> No.11313963

Someone post the anchovy pasta one with bread crumbs from the thread that got deleted

>> No.11314033

>>11313599
this whore is dead inside

>> No.11314062

>>11313563
unintentional kek

>> No.11314148
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>> No.11314164

>>11313634
>open webm
>recipe starts with BACON
>close webm, immediately

>> No.11314203

>>11314148
But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

>> No.11314218
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>>11313634
>HUHUHUHUHUH BACON!!!!!!! BACON!!!! LOL LMAO BACON!!! SO EPIC UHUHUHUHHU

>> No.11314270

>>11314203
he has to cook his way out anon

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>>11313527

>> No.11314313

>>11313527
dense pizza for a dense city

>> No.11314318

>>11313580
>Bunny Banana Buffet 3

>> No.11314327

>>11313580
Imagine if that was your dick, haha.

>> No.11314360

>>11313612
Completely overcooked, terrible.

>> No.11314374

>>11314288
gross

>> No.11314378

>>11313601
Lasagna is being made with pasta and bechamel, it has very little to do with this abomination and you know jack shit about cooking, dumbass.

>> No.11314379

>>11313527
'GO 'ZA MASTER RACE

>> No.11314386

>>11313634
Let's add salt to something that's mostly bacon salt and cheese salt, what could go wrong. Oh yeah, a bit of soy sauce as well, just in case you don't want to survive the meal.

>> No.11314446

>>11313599
Before the shot changed I thought that fish was going to get flushed

>> No.11314506
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>> No.11314529

same shit, different thread

>> No.11314554

>>11313612
overcooked.

>> No.11314555

>>11313527
why did he stick his tongue out, thats gay.

>> No.11314571

>>11314148
Based and eggpilled.

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>>11314506
these are my eggs now, poo

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>> No.11314600

>>11314148
>Filename
ONE

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>>11314598

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>>11314608

>> No.11314617

>>11313527
And Americans still wonder why 40% of their population is disgustingly obese? Lol.

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>>11314613

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>>11314619

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>>11314628

>> No.11314639

>>11313599
I've seen people do this before. aren't you supposed to wrap it around your fork first as tightly as possible then out it in your mouth

>> No.11314661

>>11314619
doesn't most of that shit just end up getting cold whilst cutting them up

>> No.11314666

>>11314661
Not in my experience.

>> No.11314689

>>11314600
FUCKING

>> No.11314692

>>11314593
did they put laxatives in that stuff?

>> No.11314698

>>11314594
this looks like a MUCH better recipe compared to the surly king

>> No.11314708

>>11314164
>>11314218
It must be hard actually being from reddit and getting triggered by things that were commonplace there before shipping over here to shit up 4chan in 2016.

>> No.11314720

>>11314628
fucking where, my dick is hard

>> No.11314721

>>11313527
>americans

>> No.11314777

>>11313634
gross

>> No.11314782

>>11313527
> pizza cake
> clearly a pie
what did he mean by this

>> No.11314783

>>11314594
he's too agressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.11314808

>>11314619
I'm a vegetarian but american style cookhouses like that genuinely make me question my life. fortunately the attitude towards meat in the uk is OI MATE COOK IT UNTIL ITS GREY IT MIGHT HAVE MAD COW DISEASE so it's a remote temptation

>> No.11314810

>>11314639
I'm sure you could do that. I've mostly just seen people do it with their hands.
I'm kind of intrigued to try it now.

>> No.11314814

>>11314628
Where is this?

>> No.11314856

>>11314689
COCK

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I think I hate Insider more than Tasty

>> No.11315043

somebody post the maradonna webm

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>> No.11315083

>>11314593
it's just a prank bro

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>>11314619
>taps knife

>> No.11315158

>>11315059
Makes a banging Full English and then puts nasty dried parsley on it.

Get out!

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>> No.11315191

>>11315172
excuse me

>> No.11315204
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>>11315148
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.11315213

>>11313552
Asian chicks are not attractive

>> No.11315221

>>11315213
>chicks

>> No.11315227

>>11315213
agreed, specially that they cake their face with makeup which makes things worse for them (closes the pores and shit).

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>> No.11315280

>>11315213
>>11315227
fags

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>>11315014

>> No.11315307

>>11315273
>bake 1 hour
>big fucking piece of onion still raw

>> No.11315331

>>11314288
hate being a retarded burger w transfat poisoned lizard brain and looking at this objectively repulsive webm and think to myself "yeah i'd try it"

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>> No.11315379

>>11315273
I don't like this

>> No.11315391

>>11315344
Bussin' 'em in.

>> No.11315398

>>11314628
Listen here you nigger you tell me where this fucking sandwich is.

>> No.11315405

>>11315398
One assumes Quebec because of the french names

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>> No.11315417

>>11314148
epic reddit egg man

>> No.11315428
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>>11315417
>anything popular is reddit

>> No.11315442

>>11314608
>make a burger at home
Wow...truly innovative.

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>> No.11315537

>>11315410
>hispanic
>no cheetos +vinegar+gummi worms mixed with some sauce and noodles
fake

>> No.11315541

>>11315503
10/10, would tip

>> No.11315584

>>11314593
what a shitstorm

>> No.11315621

>>11315428
yes.
>anything on fire is burning
that's how stupid you sound

>> No.11315636

>>11315503
But how does he get out?

>> No.11315637

>>11314529
(You) post something new then faggot

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>> No.11315684

>>11314594

Oh shit he uses their bread roll to clean up the hot plate. Scummer.

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>> No.11315697

>>11315685
>literally just sugar and water
>cake

wot

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>>11315644
>yorkshire pudding

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>>11315697
It's from the older sense where it just means a dense block of something.

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>> No.11315717

>>11315014
Christ this will always remain one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen.

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We finally have the technology to cut one of these things without the custard all squishing out the sides.

>> No.11315742

>>11314639
it's still a huge bite, I've never seen someone try to eat it whole. You chop up the tentacles and they still squirm for a bit, much more manageable and easy to dip in sauce

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>> No.11315757

>>11315059
is ketchup canon? I thought only hp sauce was allowed. Also:
>green shit

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>> No.11315764

>>11314617
I don't think anybody is wondering why and I don't think novelty food items are the problem

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>> No.11315773

>>11315288
how does one go about eating this? It makes a lot more sense to cut it longways

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>>11315773
>how does one go about eating this?

One doesn't

>>11315757

Ketchup is a fact of life sadly

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>> No.11315796

>>11315344
IMAGIN BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT POLITICS AND SEE FOOD

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>> No.11315802

>>11315410
so beef stew with hot sauce and corn, I'd eat it

>> No.11315803

>>11315331
Don't blame your lack of self control on your nationality faggot

>> No.11315808 [DELETED] 

>>11315796
imagine being so insecure about your small peepee that you vote republican so mexicans cant live in your country
#BLUEWAVE

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>> No.11315827

>>11315655
>nothing to dip them in
not a huge fan of plain fries

>> No.11315834

>>11315762
Gross

>> No.11315863

>>11315753
he's got a comfy youtube channel but he doesn't always say what he's putting into the dish

>> No.11315915

>>11315644
Can you cook a piece of meat to look like that in a regular oven? How does one do that? Looks amazing

>> No.11315930

>>11315915
>leave prime rib roast or large ribeye steak out overnight so it's room temp
>preheat oven to 500 F
>cover in butter and then salt generously
>weigh meat and multiply weight my 5
>ie: roast ways 4.8lbs , 4.8x5=24.4
>put roast in oven for that many minutes
>once timer goes off turn off oven and leave closed for 2 hours
>residual heat will slow roast meat to perfect pink inside

>> No.11315948

>>11313612
Overcooked and touched way too many times by those fingers

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>>11313634
Why are people so enthralled by these "food hacks" type bullshit recipes?

>> No.11315971

>>11314148
What is the guy in the foreground pounding shots of?

>> No.11315976

>>11315971
Gin

>> No.11315991

>>11315655
>39 dollors
yea that shit better be 10/10

>> No.11315997

>>11313527
Has Chicago gone too far?

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>> No.11316009

>>11315014
Is that a turkey burger in there? What a mess. Wouldn't even be enjoyable to eat with a knife and fork

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>>11316009
It's a sausage patty, same as you get in a McMuffin

>> No.11316030

>>11313599
Fucking degenerate, emulating broken culture.

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>>11315808
If they lived in the United States they would be called Americans you racist bigot

>> No.11316034

https://youtu.be/VnwTEMY4edE

>> No.11316049

>>11315075
Action Bronson does it better.

>> No.11316061

>>11315644
That Knorr Touch of Taste in the final shot...

>> No.11316074

>>11315930
Nice, thank you. Seems like a big risk though due to oven insulation.. Mine is an old, narrow Holiday which puts out great heat but probably isn't very well insulated

>> No.11316093

>>11313563
>alley
teehee

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>> No.11316119

>>11315729
Yan CAN cook

>> No.11316145

>>11316096
Even though that's the pinnacle of pretentious cooking.... I'd still eat it.

>> No.11316154

>>11315344
Why the fuck did it even show them making the cookies if all it is is some frosting pattern ideas

>> No.11316181

>>11313575
hes an apu retard

>> No.11316215

>>11314594
Looks like he's just making a big mess to me.

>> No.11316233

>>11313579
prob in india thinking he's cultured for eating with hand

>> No.11316240

>>11314608
Lost me at cheese single.
I might try that sauce though.

>> No.11316266

>>11315454
Sweet potatoes are sweet. So let me rub some brown sugar on it and make a sweet dip for it.

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>>11316000
>vegan chicken
I hate when they do this.

>> No.11316292

>>11315636
he has to sell ALL the falafels

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>>11313527

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>>11316000
No thanks

>> No.11316356

>>11315405
It's not french though. I'd guess on it being belgian.

>> No.11316375

>>11315684
Just deglazing the pan

>> No.11316424

>>11315800
based mickey D's pushing MGTOW

>> No.11316447

>>11316096
the fuck is that purple stuff? beet juice?

>> No.11316455

>>11313527
This does not look good ;3;

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>> No.11316620

>>11315405
>french names
american education

>> No.11316726

>>11313527
That thing is 9 inches tall if my dick is 15 inches long

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>> No.11316788

>>11313612
Almazan's my jam but that medium-well monstrosity is wrong.

>> No.11316798

>>11314148
H O W
E G G

>> No.11316802

>>11315503
Play with my meatballs daddy <3

>> No.11316809

>>11313527
When da moon hits yore eye like a big pizza-pie...

>> No.11316820

>>11315863
What youtube channel pls? I'm bored af and have to learn to cook Chinese food, pls, I need this.

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>>11315965
Because people are idiots. Never forget that and you will go far.

>> No.11316851

>>11315344
>15 min to bake
>2hr to decorate
I just wanted some cookies damnit.

>> No.11316859

>>11316547
That's a pretty neat way to serve a mango.

>> No.11316886

>>11316820
Khoan Vong
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHWpjb33oVxMb0UjVkZVItw

>> No.11316894

>>11315655
Probably tasty, but you can make that at home easy and better imo.

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>>11316000
>Kenwood instakill
this brand knows how to do it

>> No.11316945

>>11316314
yeah but everything is expensive here

>> No.11316963

>>11313825
>eat yogurt
what a disgusting culture

>> No.11316994

>>11315273
brown the onions before adding them and instead of fucking half onions, just put a nice slice at the top

>> No.11317027

>>11313599
I'm starting to see the appeal of tentacle porn, now...

>> No.11317042

>>11316547
pandas are almost extinct and here this edgelord using their eggs for a fucking smoothie... wow so cool, not.

>> No.11317061

>>11315725
That is a really nice kitchen

>> No.11317085

>>11314628
You had me until the fries were desecrated like that.

>> No.11317101

>pizza cake

so lasagna?

>> No.11317102

>>11316000
thats basically a falaffel

>> No.11317107

>>11316032
at least this dude is trying.

Too much oil, cook in batches next time

>> No.11317114

>>11317107
if you ask me it's his least offensive webm that gets posted to display his incompetence

>> No.11317132

>>11315213
When the overweight rate for America is 70% and Japan's is 20% I'm suck settling for Asians.

>> No.11317178

>>11316032
Why didn't this fucking retard just use the tongs?

>> No.11317180

>>11317114

He is absolutely not trying. I've never seen him get any better at anything.

>> No.11317182

>>11315410
>steak
why just use some short rib or oxtail or even brisket
no reason to waste a steak like this

>> No.11317186

>>11317182

Mexicans just call all cow meat steak

>> No.11317187

>>11317180
Who is he and what is he cooking

>> No.11317202

>>11317180
he's trying but is low IQ, so he never learns anything. That's different

>> No.11317206

>>11317187
Cooking with Jack Show on youtube
Salmon

>> No.11317215

>>11317202

I can't argue with that. I don't know why I hate him so much while loving Kay. It isn't fair but that's just the way it goes.

>> No.11317224

>>11317206
Why is it so big?

>> No.11317226

>>11317202
>>11317206
Don't be so hard on him, he's literally brain damaged from years of terrible cooking

>> No.11317230

>>11317186
>mexicans are peruvian
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCFEC_pD99c

>> No.11317240
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>>11317226
more like brain damaged from years of eating grayons

>> No.11317261
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>>11317230
Everyone below the black line is Mexican

>> No.11317268

>>11317202
>>11317206
>>11317215
>>11317226
>>11317240
Holy shit I just watched him eat raw chicken are all his videos this good?

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>>11317268

Not all but way too many.
more ja/ck/

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>>11317268
it's probably best if you watch the ones with webms, all of them are not as bad as what you see here
I like the pickles episode where he like doesn't put in vinegar or something but adds a one pound bag of pickling spices, and only leaves it overnight before trying it

>> No.11317293
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>>11317268
some of his greatest hits were compiled into a /ck/ menu
print it out and cross each one off as you come across it in his video back catalogue

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>>11317291

Dang I've never gone this far back. Instant classic. Thank you

>> No.11317309

>>11313612
Everyone saying this is overcooked is retarded. This is a perfect medium well for those who like a very small amount of pink.

>> No.11317314

>>11315075
what is the point of crumbing it if youre just going to obliterate the texture by cooking it submerged in sauce

>> No.11317320

>>11317314

It doesn't have to be done that way but even if you do the breading can have a nice flavor to it if you season it right plus the chicken won't absorb any sauce by itself.

>> No.11317401

>>11317261
Why do American maps of North America always conflate the actual size of their country when compared to Canada?

>> No.11317404

>>11315503
Smooth as fuck, looks like a fucking cartoon.

>> No.11317430

>>11317401
burger here
I've never seen a map that looks that retarded before.

>> No.11317464

>>11314594
But where's the fort?

>> No.11317479

>>11317132
>settling
lol

>> No.11317535

>>11317293
nani
are those prices negative?

>> No.11317560

>>11317261
lol. what the fuck was canada thinking letting us have their western coast like that?

>> No.11317573

>>11316145
Eat what?

>> No.11317589

>>11317293
Holy shit these are fucking hilarious, I've been watching videos since you posted this and I'm having such a good time

>> No.11317619

>>11317293
Holy fuck the bison burger is so good what is wrong with that guy like he has to get food poisoning once a week

>> No.11317681

Reposting one of these horrors again since the last thread got j&
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsozDszLpu8

>> No.11317731

>>11315227
They can make themselves look like a different person with all the makeup. Ive seen those clips clips where kpop looking bitches remove their fake nose piece, layers of make up, and eyelid lifters, going from a 8/10 to 3/10

>> No.11317741

>>11313565
>That indian guy in the background eating with a fork like a normal person
lol

>> No.11317748

>>11315075
>Those names
kek

>> No.11317759

>>11314613
god, jap curry is such disgusting shit. i'll never understand why weebs worship that crap.

>> No.11317761

>>11315014
Why the FUCK didn't they cut it sideways.

>> No.11317782

>>11315760
What kind of beta-faggot / monster cooks live crabs?
KYS manlet.

>> No.11317794

>>11315808
Lol. This nigger gets it.
>its been proven that republicucks have a larger portion of the brain that generates fear.

>> No.11317796

>>11317560
They wanted to piss off Texas by letting you have a state bigger than it is.

>> No.11317799

>>11317794
Yes, it has been proven that Liberals have a hole in the brain right at its evolutionary foundation. It's why they're so poor at forward planning.

>> No.11317823

>>11315503
Makes salt bae look like a piece of shit.

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>>11317823
wut

>> No.11317866

>>11316739
>being hot yet so lonely that you seek attention through eating junk food
can she be any more of a failed human being? it is sad to be desu senpai.

>> No.11317871

>>11317866
I can't tell whether she's hot or not. Most women can look much the same with that much makeup.

>> No.11317875

>>11317871
her facial bone structure looks ok enough for me.

>> No.11317877

>>11313612
am I autistic for getting annoyed at how fucking slowly he moved? like gee I get it, savor the moment but come on man get going already

>> No.11317946

>>11313634
These fucking recipes are all the same.

>> No.11317962

>>11314594
This looks so fucking unhygienic. I bet a westerner would die of infinite diarhea by eating in that shit.

>> No.11317978

>>11315273
Are you expected to eat those fuck-huge onion halves?

>> No.11318005

>>11315059
>tfw an appetitelet and will never learn to appreciate that beauty

>> No.11318056

>>11314613
>breadcrumbds
>frying
>serving with the hot sauce ON the tonkatsu
Retarded as fuck.

>> No.11318175

>>11313575

That's a poo, lad.

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>> No.11318204

>>11317841

Collossal faggot.

>> No.11318207

>>11314327
It would be extremely painful

>> No.11318211

>>11315965
The way the video is presented makes it look appealing, until you think about it.

>> No.11318213

>>11315784
original

>> No.11318215

>>11315760

A N G E R Y

>> No.11318225
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webm for these things?

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>>11318225
I'm guessing this is near enough correct.

>> No.11318250

>>11316119
So can you!

>> No.11318256

>>11318207
For you

>> No.11318351

>>11313579
Well for some food I actually do prefer using my hands instead of utensils.

>> No.11318355

>>11318351
I almost always eat with my hands in private, but never in public. Etiquette isn't about enjoying yourself.

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>>11315811
i want to post a picture of some cartoon character stirring it with a spoon when he takes the spoon out its shrives up like a match stick. i think its from tom and jerry i cant remember for the life of me.

ignore what i said. i found it

>> No.11318398

>>11317681
>putting reddit comments in the video
>>>doing a thread simulator in the current year

>> No.11318433

>>11316096
That'll be 25 dollars

>> No.11318490

>>11315700
>"they came out perfect!"

>> No.11318497

I've never actually watched any of Ja/ck/s videos before, I'd only seen webms, but I'm watching some now. Holy shit, this man is actually retarded. There's no doubt in my mind he has a mental disability, and I can't stop watching.

>> No.11318505

>>11316447
Yeah. It's just a fancy pickled onion

>> No.11318528

>>11313527
Jesus, this must be what New Yorkers think go za is

>> No.11318536

>>11313634
When i see people overuse bacon in recipe. I assume they are retarded

>> No.11318542

>>11314594
>casually use the bread as rag

>> No.11318591

>>11315717
Why? this is just a serving style, you're not supposed to eat it as a sandwich. It's far from the dumbest thing in the world. A bit too much fats in a whole avocado though.

>> No.11318758

>>11315410
Mestisaje maligno.

>> No.11318787

>>11315213
that's_a_man_baby.jpg

>> No.11318870

>>11314593
kek

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>>11318204
Seething.

>> No.11318914

>>11315213
what are you gay?

>> No.11318934

>>11315148
>t. autist with no real world job experience
why does it piss you off so much? i used to work in a warehouse and the guys there would spin their tape dispensers in their hands before taping up a box- people develop ticks like this in almost every job.

>> No.11318945

>>11316356
Why would you guess that? Is it because you don't know what Italian looks like?

>> No.11318948

>>11315405
>being this stupid
why do you assume that your assumptions are correct?

>> No.11318953

>>11313634
this is going to taste like total shit
just a fatty salty slop

>> No.11318955

>>11315948
this. i hate this guy and his overproduced channel.

>> No.11318964

>>11315725
>take raw chicken out of pack
>touch spatula before washing hands

>> No.11318971

>>11314661
Its just him showing all the food he serves from his backyard (he's a guy in L.A. who makes bbq and they were shooting a promo for him), one person isn't likely to order all that, let alone eat it all. It's not meant to portray real world serving conditions. Most bbq isn't served piping hot anyway.

>> No.11319014

>>11315454
>sweet and savory
>only sweet
where's the savory? they didn't even add salt

>> No.11319020

>>11315503
what a fucking boss

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>>11318225
>>11318249

>> No.11319042

>>11315700
I used to laugh at this, but then like 6 bakers, including one actually from Yorkshire, did the same thing on GBBO and had to re-do them

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>>11313634
What's the fucking point of adding bell peppers at this point?

They won't taste like anything over all that salt you are putting in your meal all you will taste is salty grease.

Also fuck this fad of creating the most calorie dense foods you can come up with and call it "fun".

>> No.11319069

>>11315705
>the queen gets her bouchées à la reine made from toast instead of vol au vent pastry
kek, peasant tier

>> No.11319091

>>11313527
>New York Pizza Cake
>it's clearly just a Chicago style deep dish pizza
>keep watching
>Chi-town Mega Dog
oh, it looks like the owners of this bowling alley are from Chicago and they're just trying to give New York a little culture.

>> No.11319094

>>11313527
Enjoying that poisoning on the side huh, even the safest sparklers shower your cake with aluminum, iron, or titanium, enjoy your poisoning on the side.

>> No.11319099

>>11314148
but how?

>> No.11319102

>>11314594
>not surrounded by egg fort
>king
gtfo

>> No.11319254

>>11313634
>all these triggered vegans replying
looks great desu

>> No.11319268

>>11314594
>How many eggs do you need to crack to be king????

>all of them

>> No.11319292

>>11318180
What's she making

>> No.11319300

>>11318497
Bro I watched for like 3 hours last night, they're fucking fantastic

>> No.11319305

>>11319300
>He had a fucking stroke and lost most of the use of one of his arms
I wasn't ready for that.

>> No.11319401

>>11319305
>Felt bad for laughing at him after that
>Watched him make "keto tacos" and spaghetti squash with Walmart meatballs
>Still can't stop laughing

>> No.11319413

>>11315503
Where is this magic man so i can eat his MEATBALLS

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>>11318179
I feel exhausted just watching this thing.

>> No.11319724

>>11314594
this one cooked his way out

>> No.11319793

>>11318204
*flamboyant chad

>> No.11319810

>>11316726
>my dick is 15 inches long

:3

>> No.11319824

>>11319292
E Coli based on how rare it was

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>>11313527
>food is entertainment
"when you don't respect what you're eating, it mean you don't respect your own body and your own self" ~Paul Bocuse

>> No.11319890

>>11315762
delete this

>> No.11319909

>>11314593
OK this is epic!

>> No.11319911

>>11319878
Yes, and

>> No.11320491

>>11315204
>>11315148
The knife tap feels intuitive and good. Gets you raring to go, like stretching or psyching yourself up.

>the virgin surgeon
>the chad chop

>> No.11320543

>>11314148
Who is this guy?

>> No.11320584

>>11317589
>>11317619
I genuinely wish I could rediscover jack for the first time again
so jealous

>> No.11320830

>>11315655
At that level of production why not just do at least the peeling and cutting with machines?

>> No.11320868

>>11320830
In a place like that, minimum wage for a couple guys that've been reliable for decades is far cheaper than finding the downtime and real estate to install an equivalent machine. The cost / benefit might change if you're planning on doing the same thing for another thirty years, but I doubt any of their investors care that far ahead.

>> No.11321204

>>11319824
t. vegan

>> No.11321399

Bamp

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