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>> No.11313532

Sure, why not? Go ahead and post some then.

>> No.11313534

Bump for intrests
Also fuck whoever had the idea of cheese pizza cake. Sounds like some facebook tier shitfood to me

>> No.11313538

I'm more surprised it took Americans this long to get into fucking with savory cakes and stuffed breads

>> No.11313540

It's really more of a pie. To classify it as a cake I would expect the main body to be leavened in some way at the very least.

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Mfw this entire thing, I love bowling and novelty food so all of this is right up my fucking alley.

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>> No.11313575

The black guy in the background makes this way more funny that it is

>> No.11313579

Why is he such a slob? The other people in the shot are using utensils.

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>> No.11313583

>Lady And The Tramp III: Leporine Orgy

>> No.11313599
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>> No.11313601

It's literally lasagna.

>> No.11313612
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>> No.11313626

Almazan is pretty kino and based.

>> No.11313634
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>> No.11313650

>eating live animals
What a disgusting culture

>> No.11313657

god shit like this is just garbage

>> No.11313799

Im not even sure what that is supposed to taste like...

>> No.11313814

I don't like cake and was bugged one year what I wanted instead so I said this as a joke.
They said it was hard work and that they had a few failures, and would never do it again.
They took some a few small pizzas and cooked them like 70~80% then stacked them and mushed the crusts to gather. They also had to use no fat cheese and remove all the moisture from the meat to prevent it from being a soggy mess.
Overall it was like a pie and tasty but just stupid, just eat a regular pizza instead

>> No.11313825

>eating dead animals
What a disgusting culture

>> No.11313828

osama was right all along

>> No.11313834

Where egg?
Need to find out once and for all how he get out

>> No.11313963

Someone post the anchovy pasta one with bread crumbs from the thread that got deleted

>> No.11314033

this whore is dead inside

>> No.11314062

unintentional kek

>> No.11314148
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>> No.11314164

>open webm
>recipe starts with BACON
>close webm, immediately

>> No.11314203

But how does he get out without breaking the eggs?

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>> No.11314270

he has to cook his way out anon

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>> No.11314313

dense pizza for a dense city

>> No.11314318

>Bunny Banana Buffet 3

>> No.11314327

Imagine if that was your dick, haha.

>> No.11314360

Completely overcooked, terrible.

>> No.11314374


>> No.11314378

Lasagna is being made with pasta and bechamel, it has very little to do with this abomination and you know jack shit about cooking, dumbass.

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>> No.11314386

Let's add salt to something that's mostly bacon salt and cheese salt, what could go wrong. Oh yeah, a bit of soy sauce as well, just in case you don't want to survive the meal.

>> No.11314446

Before the shot changed I thought that fish was going to get flushed

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>> No.11314529

same shit, different thread

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>> No.11314555

why did he stick his tongue out, thats gay.

>> No.11314571

Based and eggpilled.

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these are my eggs now, poo

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>> No.11314617

And Americans still wonder why 40% of their population is disgustingly obese? Lol.

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>> No.11314639

I've seen people do this before. aren't you supposed to wrap it around your fork first as tightly as possible then out it in your mouth

>> No.11314661

doesn't most of that shit just end up getting cold whilst cutting them up

>> No.11314666

Not in my experience.

>> No.11314689


>> No.11314692

did they put laxatives in that stuff?

>> No.11314698

this looks like a MUCH better recipe compared to the surly king

>> No.11314708

It must be hard actually being from reddit and getting triggered by things that were commonplace there before shipping over here to shit up 4chan in 2016.

>> No.11314720

fucking where, my dick is hard

>> No.11314721


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>> No.11314782

> pizza cake
> clearly a pie
what did he mean by this

>> No.11314783

he's too agressive, no respect for the egg

>> No.11314808

I'm a vegetarian but american style cookhouses like that genuinely make me question my life. fortunately the attitude towards meat in the uk is OI MATE COOK IT UNTIL ITS GREY IT MIGHT HAVE MAD COW DISEASE so it's a remote temptation

>> No.11314810

I'm sure you could do that. I've mostly just seen people do it with their hands.
I'm kind of intrigued to try it now.

>> No.11314814

Where is this?

>> No.11314856


>> No.11315014
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I think I hate Insider more than Tasty

>> No.11315043

somebody post the maradonna webm

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>> No.11315083

it's just a prank bro

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>taps knife

>> No.11315158

Makes a banging Full English and then puts nasty dried parsley on it.

Get out!

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>> No.11315191

excuse me

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>> No.11315213

Asian chicks are not attractive

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>> No.11315227

agreed, specially that they cake their face with makeup which makes things worse for them (closes the pores and shit).

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>> No.11315307

>bake 1 hour
>big fucking piece of onion still raw

>> No.11315331

hate being a retarded burger w transfat poisoned lizard brain and looking at this objectively repulsive webm and think to myself "yeah i'd try it"

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>> No.11315379

I don't like this

>> No.11315391

Bussin' 'em in.

>> No.11315398

Listen here you nigger you tell me where this fucking sandwich is.

>> No.11315405

One assumes Quebec because of the french names

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>> No.11315417

epic reddit egg man

>> No.11315428
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>anything popular is reddit

>> No.11315442

>make a burger at home
Wow...truly innovative.

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>> No.11315537

>no cheetos +vinegar+gummi worms mixed with some sauce and noodles

>> No.11315541

10/10, would tip

>> No.11315584

what a shitstorm

>> No.11315621

>anything on fire is burning
that's how stupid you sound

>> No.11315636

But how does he get out?

>> No.11315637

(You) post something new then faggot

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>> No.11315684


Oh shit he uses their bread roll to clean up the hot plate. Scummer.

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>> No.11315697

>literally just sugar and water


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>yorkshire pudding

>> No.11315705
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It's from the older sense where it just means a dense block of something.

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>> No.11315717

Christ this will always remain one of the dumbest fucking things I've ever seen.

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We finally have the technology to cut one of these things without the custard all squishing out the sides.

>> No.11315742

it's still a huge bite, I've never seen someone try to eat it whole. You chop up the tentacles and they still squirm for a bit, much more manageable and easy to dip in sauce

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>> No.11315757

is ketchup canon? I thought only hp sauce was allowed. Also:
>green shit

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>> No.11315764

I don't think anybody is wondering why and I don't think novelty food items are the problem

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>> No.11315773

how does one go about eating this? It makes a lot more sense to cut it longways

>> No.11315780
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>how does one go about eating this?

One doesn't


Ketchup is a fact of life sadly

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>> No.11315802

so beef stew with hot sauce and corn, I'd eat it

>> No.11315803

Don't blame your lack of self control on your nationality faggot

>> No.11315808 [DELETED] 

imagine being so insecure about your small peepee that you vote republican so mexicans cant live in your country

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>> No.11315827

>nothing to dip them in
not a huge fan of plain fries

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>> No.11315863

he's got a comfy youtube channel but he doesn't always say what he's putting into the dish

>> No.11315915

Can you cook a piece of meat to look like that in a regular oven? How does one do that? Looks amazing

>> No.11315930

>leave prime rib roast or large ribeye steak out overnight so it's room temp
>preheat oven to 500 F
>cover in butter and then salt generously
>weigh meat and multiply weight my 5
>ie: roast ways 4.8lbs , 4.8x5=24.4
>put roast in oven for that many minutes
>once timer goes off turn off oven and leave closed for 2 hours
>residual heat will slow roast meat to perfect pink inside

>> No.11315948

Overcooked and touched way too many times by those fingers

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Why are people so enthralled by these "food hacks" type bullshit recipes?

>> No.11315971

What is the guy in the foreground pounding shots of?

>> No.11315976


>> No.11315991

>39 dollors
yea that shit better be 10/10

>> No.11315997

Has Chicago gone too far?

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>> No.11316009

Is that a turkey burger in there? What a mess. Wouldn't even be enjoyable to eat with a knife and fork

>> No.11316015
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It's a sausage patty, same as you get in a McMuffin

>> No.11316030

Fucking degenerate, emulating broken culture.

>> No.11316032
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If they lived in the United States they would be called Americans you racist bigot

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>> No.11316049

Action Bronson does it better.

>> No.11316061

That Knorr Touch of Taste in the final shot...

>> No.11316074

Nice, thank you. Seems like a big risk though due to oven insulation.. Mine is an old, narrow Holiday which puts out great heat but probably isn't very well insulated

>> No.11316093


>> No.11316096
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>> No.11316119

Yan CAN cook

>> No.11316145

Even though that's the pinnacle of pretentious cooking.... I'd still eat it.

>> No.11316154

Why the fuck did it even show them making the cookies if all it is is some frosting pattern ideas

>> No.11316181

hes an apu retard

>> No.11316215

Looks like he's just making a big mess to me.

>> No.11316233

prob in india thinking he's cultured for eating with hand

>> No.11316240

Lost me at cheese single.
I might try that sauce though.

>> No.11316266

Sweet potatoes are sweet. So let me rub some brown sugar on it and make a sweet dip for it.

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>vegan chicken
I hate when they do this.

>> No.11316292

he has to sell ALL the falafels

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No thanks

>> No.11316356

It's not french though. I'd guess on it being belgian.

>> No.11316375

Just deglazing the pan

>> No.11316424

based mickey D's pushing MGTOW

>> No.11316447

the fuck is that purple stuff? beet juice?

>> No.11316455

This does not look good ;3;

>> No.11316547
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>> No.11316620

>french names
american education

>> No.11316726

That thing is 9 inches tall if my dick is 15 inches long

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>> No.11316788

Almazan's my jam but that medium-well monstrosity is wrong.

>> No.11316798


>> No.11316802

Play with my meatballs daddy <3

>> No.11316809

When da moon hits yore eye like a big pizza-pie...

>> No.11316820

What youtube channel pls? I'm bored af and have to learn to cook Chinese food, pls, I need this.

>> No.11316834
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Because people are idiots. Never forget that and you will go far.

>> No.11316851

>15 min to bake
>2hr to decorate
I just wanted some cookies damnit.

>> No.11316859

That's a pretty neat way to serve a mango.

>> No.11316886

Khoan Vong

>> No.11316894

Probably tasty, but you can make that at home easy and better imo.

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>Kenwood instakill
this brand knows how to do it

>> No.11316945

yeah but everything is expensive here

>> No.11316963

>eat yogurt
what a disgusting culture

>> No.11316994

brown the onions before adding them and instead of fucking half onions, just put a nice slice at the top

>> No.11317027

I'm starting to see the appeal of tentacle porn, now...

>> No.11317042

pandas are almost extinct and here this edgelord using their eggs for a fucking smoothie... wow so cool, not.

>> No.11317061

That is a really nice kitchen

>> No.11317085

You had me until the fries were desecrated like that.

>> No.11317101

>pizza cake

so lasagna?

>> No.11317102

thats basically a falaffel

>> No.11317107

at least this dude is trying.

Too much oil, cook in batches next time

>> No.11317114

if you ask me it's his least offensive webm that gets posted to display his incompetence

>> No.11317132

When the overweight rate for America is 70% and Japan's is 20% I'm suck settling for Asians.

>> No.11317178

Why didn't this fucking retard just use the tongs?

>> No.11317180


He is absolutely not trying. I've never seen him get any better at anything.

>> No.11317182

why just use some short rib or oxtail or even brisket
no reason to waste a steak like this

>> No.11317186


Mexicans just call all cow meat steak

>> No.11317187

Who is he and what is he cooking

>> No.11317202

he's trying but is low IQ, so he never learns anything. That's different

>> No.11317206

Cooking with Jack Show on youtube

>> No.11317215


I can't argue with that. I don't know why I hate him so much while loving Kay. It isn't fair but that's just the way it goes.

>> No.11317224

Why is it so big?

>> No.11317226

Don't be so hard on him, he's literally brain damaged from years of terrible cooking

>> No.11317230

>mexicans are peruvian

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more like brain damaged from years of eating grayons

>> No.11317261
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Everyone below the black line is Mexican

>> No.11317268

Holy shit I just watched him eat raw chicken are all his videos this good?

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Not all but way too many.
more ja/ck/

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it's probably best if you watch the ones with webms, all of them are not as bad as what you see here
I like the pickles episode where he like doesn't put in vinegar or something but adds a one pound bag of pickling spices, and only leaves it overnight before trying it

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some of his greatest hits were compiled into a /ck/ menu
print it out and cross each one off as you come across it in his video back catalogue

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Dang I've never gone this far back. Instant classic. Thank you

>> No.11317309

Everyone saying this is overcooked is retarded. This is a perfect medium well for those who like a very small amount of pink.

>> No.11317314

what is the point of crumbing it if youre just going to obliterate the texture by cooking it submerged in sauce

>> No.11317320


It doesn't have to be done that way but even if you do the breading can have a nice flavor to it if you season it right plus the chicken won't absorb any sauce by itself.

>> No.11317401

Why do American maps of North America always conflate the actual size of their country when compared to Canada?

>> No.11317404

Smooth as fuck, looks like a fucking cartoon.

>> No.11317430

burger here
I've never seen a map that looks that retarded before.

>> No.11317464

But where's the fort?

>> No.11317479


>> No.11317535

are those prices negative?

>> No.11317560

lol. what the fuck was canada thinking letting us have their western coast like that?

>> No.11317573

Eat what?

>> No.11317589

Holy shit these are fucking hilarious, I've been watching videos since you posted this and I'm having such a good time

>> No.11317619

Holy fuck the bison burger is so good what is wrong with that guy like he has to get food poisoning once a week

>> No.11317681

Reposting one of these horrors again since the last thread got j&

>> No.11317731

They can make themselves look like a different person with all the makeup. Ive seen those clips clips where kpop looking bitches remove their fake nose piece, layers of make up, and eyelid lifters, going from a 8/10 to 3/10

>> No.11317741

>That indian guy in the background eating with a fork like a normal person

>> No.11317748

>Those names

>> No.11317759

god, jap curry is such disgusting shit. i'll never understand why weebs worship that crap.

>> No.11317761

Why the FUCK didn't they cut it sideways.

>> No.11317782

What kind of beta-faggot / monster cooks live crabs?
KYS manlet.

>> No.11317794

Lol. This nigger gets it.
>its been proven that republicucks have a larger portion of the brain that generates fear.

>> No.11317796

They wanted to piss off Texas by letting you have a state bigger than it is.

>> No.11317799

Yes, it has been proven that Liberals have a hole in the brain right at its evolutionary foundation. It's why they're so poor at forward planning.

>> No.11317823

Makes salt bae look like a piece of shit.

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>> No.11317866

>being hot yet so lonely that you seek attention through eating junk food
can she be any more of a failed human being? it is sad to be desu senpai.

>> No.11317871

I can't tell whether she's hot or not. Most women can look much the same with that much makeup.

>> No.11317875

her facial bone structure looks ok enough for me.

>> No.11317877

am I autistic for getting annoyed at how fucking slowly he moved? like gee I get it, savor the moment but come on man get going already

>> No.11317946

These fucking recipes are all the same.

>> No.11317962

This looks so fucking unhygienic. I bet a westerner would die of infinite diarhea by eating in that shit.

>> No.11317978

Are you expected to eat those fuck-huge onion halves?

>> No.11318005

>tfw an appetitelet and will never learn to appreciate that beauty

>> No.11318056

>serving with the hot sauce ON the tonkatsu
Retarded as fuck.

>> No.11318175


That's a poo, lad.

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>> No.11318204


Collossal faggot.

>> No.11318207

It would be extremely painful

>> No.11318211

The way the video is presented makes it look appealing, until you think about it.

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webm for these things?

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I'm guessing this is near enough correct.

>> No.11318250

So can you!

>> No.11318256

For you

>> No.11318351

Well for some food I actually do prefer using my hands instead of utensils.

>> No.11318355

I almost always eat with my hands in private, but never in public. Etiquette isn't about enjoying yourself.

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i want to post a picture of some cartoon character stirring it with a spoon when he takes the spoon out its shrives up like a match stick. i think its from tom and jerry i cant remember for the life of me.

ignore what i said. i found it

>> No.11318398

>putting reddit comments in the video
>>>doing a thread simulator in the current year

>> No.11318433

That'll be 25 dollars

>> No.11318490

>"they came out perfect!"

>> No.11318497

I've never actually watched any of Ja/ck/s videos before, I'd only seen webms, but I'm watching some now. Holy shit, this man is actually retarded. There's no doubt in my mind he has a mental disability, and I can't stop watching.

>> No.11318505

Yeah. It's just a fancy pickled onion

>> No.11318528

Jesus, this must be what New Yorkers think go za is

>> No.11318536

When i see people overuse bacon in recipe. I assume they are retarded

>> No.11318542

>casually use the bread as rag

>> No.11318591

Why? this is just a serving style, you're not supposed to eat it as a sandwich. It's far from the dumbest thing in the world. A bit too much fats in a whole avocado though.

>> No.11318758

Mestisaje maligno.

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>> No.11318914

what are you gay?

>> No.11318934

>t. autist with no real world job experience
why does it piss you off so much? i used to work in a warehouse and the guys there would spin their tape dispensers in their hands before taping up a box- people develop ticks like this in almost every job.

>> No.11318945

Why would you guess that? Is it because you don't know what Italian looks like?

>> No.11318948

>being this stupid
why do you assume that your assumptions are correct?

>> No.11318953

this is going to taste like total shit
just a fatty salty slop

>> No.11318955

this. i hate this guy and his overproduced channel.

>> No.11318964

>take raw chicken out of pack
>touch spatula before washing hands

>> No.11318971

Its just him showing all the food he serves from his backyard (he's a guy in L.A. who makes bbq and they were shooting a promo for him), one person isn't likely to order all that, let alone eat it all. It's not meant to portray real world serving conditions. Most bbq isn't served piping hot anyway.

>> No.11319014

>sweet and savory
>only sweet
where's the savory? they didn't even add salt

>> No.11319020

what a fucking boss

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>> No.11319042

I used to laugh at this, but then like 6 bakers, including one actually from Yorkshire, did the same thing on GBBO and had to re-do them

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What's the fucking point of adding bell peppers at this point?

They won't taste like anything over all that salt you are putting in your meal all you will taste is salty grease.

Also fuck this fad of creating the most calorie dense foods you can come up with and call it "fun".

>> No.11319069

>the queen gets her bouchées à la reine made from toast instead of vol au vent pastry
kek, peasant tier

>> No.11319091

>New York Pizza Cake
>it's clearly just a Chicago style deep dish pizza
>keep watching
>Chi-town Mega Dog
oh, it looks like the owners of this bowling alley are from Chicago and they're just trying to give New York a little culture.

>> No.11319094

Enjoying that poisoning on the side huh, even the safest sparklers shower your cake with aluminum, iron, or titanium, enjoy your poisoning on the side.

>> No.11319099

but how?

>> No.11319102

>not surrounded by egg fort

>> No.11319254

>all these triggered vegans replying
looks great desu

>> No.11319268

>How many eggs do you need to crack to be king????

>all of them

>> No.11319292

What's she making

>> No.11319300

Bro I watched for like 3 hours last night, they're fucking fantastic

>> No.11319305

>He had a fucking stroke and lost most of the use of one of his arms
I wasn't ready for that.

>> No.11319401

>Felt bad for laughing at him after that
>Watched him make "keto tacos" and spaghetti squash with Walmart meatballs
>Still can't stop laughing

>> No.11319413

Where is this magic man so i can eat his MEATBALLS

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I feel exhausted just watching this thing.

>> No.11319724

this one cooked his way out

>> No.11319793

*flamboyant chad

>> No.11319810

>my dick is 15 inches long


>> No.11319824

E Coli based on how rare it was

>> No.11319878
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>food is entertainment
"when you don't respect what you're eating, it mean you don't respect your own body and your own self" ~Paul Bocuse

>> No.11319890

delete this

>> No.11319909

OK this is epic!

>> No.11319911

Yes, and

>> No.11320491

The knife tap feels intuitive and good. Gets you raring to go, like stretching or psyching yourself up.

>the virgin surgeon
>the chad chop

>> No.11320543

Who is this guy?

>> No.11320584

I genuinely wish I could rediscover jack for the first time again
so jealous

>> No.11320830

At that level of production why not just do at least the peeling and cutting with machines?

>> No.11320868

In a place like that, minimum wage for a couple guys that've been reliable for decades is far cheaper than finding the downtime and real estate to install an equivalent machine. The cost / benefit might change if you're planning on doing the same thing for another thirty years, but I doubt any of their investors care that far ahead.

>> No.11321204

t. vegan

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