/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11317319]

Yesterday I went into 7-11 and got a Big Bite Hot Dog and filled it full of onions, jalepanos, chili, and pico de galo at the toppings area.

When I was in the checkout line and paying for it, the female clerk kept looking at me, like she was looking THROUGH me. I tried ignoring it at first but she literally stared at me directly for a 10 second period without breaking eye contact. This freaked the hell out of me so much that I dropped the hot dog and the toppings spilled all over the floor. I then turned around and immediately ran out the door and jumped in my car, backed it up, and peeled out of the parking lot and as I left I looked back and noticed some very black skid marks I left from peeling out.

I guess I can never go back to that 7-Eleven again. But the clerk was some kind of psycho.

Anyone else have any fast food freak out stories?

[Anonymous No.11317330]

I know my asshole has a freak out whenever I get a big bite with the 7-11 chili and cheese.

[Anonymous No.11317333]

>>11317319
>at work
>go on break
>don't feel like cooking when I get home
>decide to the KFC/ Taco Bell across the street
>call my girlfriend on the way over there
>order my food at the drive thru
>pull up to the window still talking toy gf
>girl at the window is someone I went to highschool with
>talking with both of them distracts me
>pay and pull off with out my food
>girl in the window yells at me to come back
>throw my truck in reverse and laugh for a second
>get my food
>forget to shift back into drive
>fly backwards and almost slam into the car behind me
>girl in the window is laughing at me
>peel out of the parking lot and don't return for about a month

[Anonymous No.11317355]

>>11317333
why the fuck are you on the phone when you knew you had to talk to another person?
Also being so dumb you dont know which direction your vehicle is going
next level rude and dumb

[Anonymous No.11317364]

>>11317355
Yeah I'm sure you've never been distracted by something in your entire life. I was like 17.

[Anonymous No.11317402]

>>11317364
yeah but to get on the phone while interacting with someone is something you learn at age 2.
you're a cunt

[Anonymous No.11317486]

>>11317319
I once went to a McDonald's for breakfast in PA while traveling. A cute teen girl working there kept staring at me as if she were looking at a Hollywood star. I think. Or maybe there was something wrong with me. I THINK she was very attracted.

To do this day I miss being able to fuck her...

[Anonymous No.11317514]

>>11317319
Sounds like a panic attack brought on by an underlying psychosis. You probably have paranoid schizophrenia. How old are you? Early to mid-twenties? That's when it usually manifests.

[Anonymous No.11317522]

>>11317402
Whatever you say bud.

[Anonymous No.11317540]

>>11317402
>Those people who maintain a conversation while ordering at subway/chipotle.

[Anonymous No.11317548]

>>11317333
What a fucking moron. I hope Darwinism wipes your genes from humanity.

[Anonymous No.11317550]

>>11317540
Those people were the worst when I worked at subway. But that's also not really the same as talking on the phone when all you're doing is handing money to someone in a drive through window.

[Anonymous No.11317564]

>>11317319
>When I was in the checkout line and paying for it

Stop trying to make your own pasta. You have to buy the hot dog before you put toppings on it.

[Anonymous No.11317720]

>>11317319
One time I bought one of those cheeseburger big bites and put some pico de Gallo topping. As I was walking and eating to school, I was going to take a bit and I noticed there was a colossal moist dead fly on the pico de Gallo, partially being camouflaged by a piece of cilantro. I was pretty freaked out for some reason and I haven't had a cheeseburger big bite since

[Anonymous No.11317730]

>>11317333
The other anon is right, being on the phone while interacting with a service worker is extremely rude and discourteous, at the very least say "hold on a second" and put the phone down until you're through with your transaction

[Anonymous No.11317738]

>>11317564
At every 7-11 near me, the hot dogs are self-serve, you just open the thing, use some tongs to grab it, then you can put all the condiments on before going up to the checkout counter

The only one I've ever been to where you had to have the guy behind the counter get it and charge you first was a really shitty one in a ghetto part of a large city, where they also kept the liquor cooler doors locked

[Anonymous No.11317744]

>>11317730
This.

Plus I'm too distrusting of your working class brain to remember not to put onions on my fucking sub, or sour cream in my burrito, or hand me the correct amount of change back, so I have to watch you the whole time with no distractions.

[Anonymous No.11317749]

>someone is being a dickhead
>have no problems standing up for myself
>merely suspect someone is being a dickhead
>get nervous because I cant confirm if my suspicions are true or if I'm just misunderstanding

[Anonymous No.11317801]

>>11317564
stop living in detroit

[Anonymous No.11317807]

>get into the habit of treating myself to saturday lunch in this particular mall food court
>eat the same thing every time
>can see on the worker's faces that they're starting to recognise me after a couple of months
>doesn't bother me
>not a fat cunt so I don't feel uncomfortable buying unhealthy food regularly
>one day walk up to counter
>recognise the woman serving
>she smiles and has my order punched in before I even get to her
>never go back there again

[Anonymous No.11317826]

>decide to drive to the gas station to get snacks
>drive to the closest one
>sit in the car for 10 minutes in the parking lot trying to build up courage to go in
>give up, drive home
>sit in driveway for 10 minutes
>decide to drive to the other gas station
>park right in front of a homeless guy, didn't notice he was there until it was too late
>anxiety about homeless guy overrides anxiety about getting out of car
>exit my car quickly and go around the back of it to avoid him
>quickly get a drink and some snacks
>get to the counter
>forgot to bring my wallet
>tell the guy I'll go grab some quarters from my car
>forgot to avoid the homeless guy
>he comes up to me asking to wash my car for change
>I stammer out "uhhhhh hmmmmm, uh, NO thanks"
>speed walk the short distance to the car door
>fuck the snacks, I don't need the snacks
>turn the key to get out of there
>car won't start
>sit there autistically turning the key for a solid minute while homeless guy watches me through the windshield
>by the grace of god it starts
>drive away
>start hyperventilating
>start groaning
>groan turns into a yell
>yell turns into shrieks
>shrieks turn into wailing sobbing
>have to pull over to not crash
>sit there and have an autistic meltdown for a few minutes
>go home
I just wish I was normal

[Anonymous No.11317843]

>>11317826
How's life treatin' ya man?

[Anonymous No.11317861]

>>11317843
Not too swell to be quite honest

[Anonymous No.11317892]

>>11317861
What snacks were you gunna buy?

[Anonymous No.11317917]

>>11317892
I don't remember on that night, but I have a few regulars

>fountain Dr. Pepper
>strawberry-banana Sobe
>Brisk lemon iced tea
>[IronicSpoiler]monster energy[/spoiler]

>roller taquitos
>Funyuns
>trail mix
>donettes

[Anonymous No.11317928]

>>11317917
Good taste in snacks bro

[Anonymous No.11317948]

>>11317826

[Anonymous No.11317953]

>>11317826
What's abnormal about you? What does that last line have to do with anything? Did you add it for attention?

[Anonymous No.11317959]

>>11317953
I honestly wish I was normal. I have diagnosed autism and anxiety. Thought it would have been pretty apparent that I'm not just using the words in the meme sense
>>11317948
no bully

[Anonymous No.11317968]

>>11317826
where do you live? state-wise. i want to take care of you.

[Anonymous No.11317971]

>>11317959
What scares you so much about homeless people? Despite the shitty druggies, there are a lot of really nice ones I've met.

[Anonymous No.11317980]

>>11317971
It's not so much that it's a homeless person. It's just an unexpected social interaction that I am not prepared for
>>11317968
I wouldn't make contact non-anonymously online. But thanks for caring in a sense

[Anonymous No.11317985]

>>11317522
Nah I agree you sound like a fuckin obnoxious faggot

[Anonymous No.11317991]

>>11317953
The fact that this fucking loser can’t even go get gas without heaving and crying like a baby? Dumbass

[Anonymous No.11318122]

>>11317991
That's very rude anon

[Anonymous No.11318326]

>>11317826
Imagine being this frail

[Anonymous No.11318331]

>>11317991
He encountered a lot of setbacks, more than anybody can be expected to deal with. Meanwhile, you are getting abusive with no real provocation. I think you're the abnormal one.

[Anonymous No.11319742]

>>11317953
He has Schizophrenia anon. It's not nice to provoke people like that.

[Anonymous No.11319748]

>>11317319
Congrats you had a run in with an NPC. She stared at you because you forgot to press X to initiate conversation.

[Anonymous No.11319858]

>>11317540
> worked at grocery store bakery for a while
> closing shift, doing break out for tomorrow
> some lady on her phone walks up to the cake display case and motions me over
> "What can I get you for toda-"
> holds up a finger and looks at me annoyed
> fuck it I got more important things to do
> start heading back to the freezer
> snaps her fingers at me
Phone customers are the worst

[Anonymous No.11319866]

>>11319858
I straight up ignore people on the phone
I had a couple of regulars that used to do this and they've all stopped.

[Anonymous No.11319872]

>>11317826
woah a real autist

[Anonymous No.11320122]

>>11319858
Phone clerks are the worst.
Some employees don't give a shit and will make you wait or make hand motions at you while they are making an obviously personal call. It is one thing if you were already talking to a customer on the phone or something but to make me wait while you gossip, go fuck yourself.

[Anonymous No.11320628]

>>11317738

there is not one that is self serve in my city. there are also no whites

[Anonymous No.11320855]

>>11317319
Fucking roasties. An Indian would never do this

[Anonymous No.11321116]

>>11317826
Lynchian

[Anonymous No.11321137]

>>11317319
the fuck kind of 7-11 lets you take your food and put toppings on it before you pay? At all the ones I've been to the hotdogs (and taquitos and eggrolls) are on the heating rollers behind a big plastic window and they hand it to you after you pay for it

[Anonymous No.11321147]

>>11317807
AHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.11321154]

>>11321137
the ones in nice neighborhoods. you wouldnt know.

[Anonymous No.11321198]

>>11321154
I'll admit to not having visited a lot of 7-11s or anything, but all the ones I've been to are in nice towns or on college campuses

[Anonymous No.11321215]

>>11320628
Same where I live, except it's pretty much Whitetopia here. Fucking methheads, I guess.

[Anonymous No.11321588]

>>11317319
>>11317319
>>11317319

[Anonymous No.11321774]

>>11317486
Oh god, I know EXACTLY what you mean. At the end of the day, thank yourself for avoiding a possible sperg moment.

[Anonymous No.11321792]

>>11317968
>>11317980
Tfw that is an absolute qt 3.14 wanting to love you for life.

My email is [e-mail].

I have meltdowns too. Have you seen that show "Monk"? Yeah...

[Anonymous No.11321845]

>at 7eleven getting nachos
>spaz and drop entire nachos plate when someone walks behind me
chilliandcheesealloverthefloor.webm
>old indian clerk sighs and looks at hit, knowing he'll have to clean it up
>feel bad and start wiping it up with napkins, get chilli on my shirt
Had to go to work with chilli on me and I didn't even get my nachos. Haven't gone back there since, I use the ampm across the road now

[Anonymous No.11321857]

>>11321845
I'm so sorry anon

[Anonymous No.11322268]

>>11317355
>Also being so dumb you dont know which direction your vehicle is going
I used to drive a vehicle for work that had a back up alert so i can see how this can happen

[Anonymous No.11322307]

>>11317319
>female, work as checkout clerk
>guy comes to checkout with BigBite Hotdog
>has crusted semen on his forehead and clothes
>probably a selfsucker
>cannot get my eyes off him, amounts of cum are mesmerizing
>suddenly he freaks out, drops sandwich on floor
>shit is everywhere
>he runs out, gets in car, peels out
>i have to clean up

[Anonymous No.11322321]

>>11321198
Different anon here. I travel all around my city for work so sometimes gas station cuisine is a must. The amount of self serve items or prepay gas pumps directly correlates to the crime rate in the neighbourhood; places with lots of bums, drug use, ethnic enclaves (ghettos,) students, etc will have fewer self serve options and far more prepaid services like fuel. Students are pretty bad tbqh, it often only takes a couple incidents before you have to beg for some tacquitos.

[Anonymous No.11322340]

>>11321137
One's in pretty alright areas do it, you ask for the hotdog, they bun it for you and then hand it to you in the container so you can go put toppings on it and then pay before you leave.

[Anonymous No.11322357]

>>11317807
... i literally cant fathom the issue here. Youre a sociopath and scum thats genuinly scared by human affection. Id shit in your gas tank if i could my man

[Anonymous No.11322376]

>>11322357
Why are you so angered by some guy wanting to go about his routine unnoticed? Take a chill pill, duder

[Anonymous No.11323495]

>>11317807
I can relate.
I used to get these poppyseed bread rolls from the bakery. Then the guy behind the counter says "You like them poppyseed rolls, don't ya"?
I miss them.

[Anonymous No.11323760]

>>11317330
That's because mold is growing in the chili dispenser. Next time pull the top off and check.

[Anonymous No.11323819]

>>11317826
Kind of similar, but I used to be too anxious to check out at the grocery store and would just leave without getting anything sometimes. I'm on a couple different anti-depressant/anxiety meds, now, and it's much easier. I usually use self checkout when I can, but I no longer get too nervous about checking out at places without them. It'll be okay, anon.