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Just grabbing one of your beers real quick bro

>> No.11327251

first post

>> No.11327260

That's ok bro, I appreciate your company and want you to have a good time at my house bro

>> No.11327266

Feel free to have as many as you like! I got them for company. Try the porter if you like heavy stuff, it's my favorite.

>> No.11327272

>not offering your guest a beer in the first place
Barbarians

>> No.11327274

>>11327249
I hope you have money for a taxi because you're not sleeping here.

>> No.11327289

Cool, grab me one, too.

>> No.11327307

>>11327249
if you're my bro... isnt it weird that we had sex 20 minutes ago?

>> No.11327328

>>11327249
>not being close enough to your friends to tell them to fuck off
those aren't your friends, those are leeches

>> No.11327337

ok sure.
>implying I wouldnt give a bro something to drink to begin with

>> No.11327707
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11327707

That's ok just don't touch my spirits or we're going to have a problem.

>> No.11327710

>>11327260
I only drink water. not sure how I bought those beers

>> No.11327711

>>11327249
not a fan of guests

>> No.11327722

>>11327251
3rd best post.

>> No.11327726

>>11327289
THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!
YOU WILL GET YOUR OWN!

>> No.11327728

>>11327249
No problem but we should run and get some more before the game starts

>> No.11327729

>>11327249
can you grab me one as well?

>> No.11327732

>>11327707
Based squirrel poster.

>> No.11327734

>implying i dont buy beer specifically for my friends when they come over

honestly what the fuck are they even doing in my house if we are not drinking and hanging out?

>> No.11327739

>>11327734
Waiting for you to finish getting ready so y'all can go chase pussy. Now put your boots on and let's go faggot.

>> No.11327751

>>11327739
>chase pussy

i am married senpai, if i want sex i just go poke the wife in the butt with my dick

>> No.11327772
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>>11327274
>living in a shithole without public transport

>> No.11327779

>>11327751
>he doesn't cheat on his wife to maintain power and control in his relationship
Get a load of this nerd

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>>11327772
You know it's the f****** opposite right?

most poor places have plenty of public transport while rich and upper class don't

>> No.11327789

>>11327779
but i love my wife

>> No.11327800

>>11327789
Then you should strive to be the best man you can be for her. And in order to be that man you have to fuck other women so that she can be her best her. Cheating isn't for you bro, it's for her,

>> No.11327810

>>11327784
I live in the only public housing place in an area surrounded by homes that cost millions of dollars and businesses that get memed constantly on yelp and review sites. There is public transportation every where.

>> No.11327813

>>11327784
>this is why world capitals with comprehensive public transport systems such as London and New York are known for their low average incomes and rock bottom property rents

think before you post mate

>> No.11327824

>>11327784
>f******
What kind of faggot self-censors himself?

>> No.11327831

>>11327813
>New York
>Capital

>> No.11328314

>>11327831
It's the de facto capital of the US. Washington only exists to house the meme man known as the president.

>> No.11328317

MODS THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ALCOHOL AGAIN!!!!

>> No.11328391

>>11327249
>grabs beer for himself
>doesn't ask if I want one too
>dares to call me bro
what an asshole

>> No.11328399

>>11327831
t. literal thinker

>> No.11328417
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>>11328317
moooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.11328421

>>11327249
>gopher it
i'm making another beer run in a few minutes

>> No.11328472

>>11327824
Not him but I think auto correct does that on androids unless you change a setting.

>> No.11329300

>>11327249
Are you gonna call buddy er what

>> No.11329320

>>11327710
Are you autistic? I brought that six pack when I came over, I even told you I was putting them in your fridge. I was joking when I called them your beers, although you're welcome to have a few.

>> No.11329351

>>11327249
You know the rule
Bring me one too

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11329365

>>11327260
>>11327266
>>11327272
>>11327289
>>11327337
>>11327707
>>11327728
>>11327729
>>11327734
>>11328421
>>11329351
fuckin a thanks bro, now just let me snag a fry real quick

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>>11329365
Want some mayo with that fry?

>> No.11329376

>>11327249
Draft, not craft.
You grab one from my personal collection and you lose a finger.

>> No.11329378

>>11327249
I don't have bros, what the fuck are you doing in my house?

>> No.11329532

>not storing beer upright
Muh sediment

>> No.11329543 [DELETED] 

>>11327249
You better suck me off again before you leave.

I’m gay btw. Dunno if that matters

>> No.11329712

>>11328417
I want to fuck this cat.

>> No.11329767

>>11327784
the enemy npc really should be called Mob instead.
The MMO term is just too fitting

>> No.11330100

>>11329543
Enjoy your ban.

>> No.11330109

>>11329365
you went too far

>> No.11330128

>>11327249
If it were not for the laws of this land I'd chop your hand off.

But since those laws exist, you may have 'a' beer.

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>>11328317
al/ck/ threads became all about self improvement and health, not alcohol itself. quit being a cunt and go to /fit/. it's not really that bad. there's a bunch of high-test threads and wheyfus with your feels threads and /sig/

start familiarizing yourself with the site's culture. one board isn't your blog just because you have an 'addiction'.

>> No.11330310

soy sauce
soysauce
soy boy
soya

>> No.11330530

>>11327249
Grab me one too bro

>> No.11330932

>>11327249
Oh sorry man, I meant to offer you one as soon as you came in but I was halfway through prepping dinner and got distracted with putting the garlic bread in the oven.

Top shelf is mine, middle shelf are some Fergle brought but I think he's sharing too.

>> No.11330938

>>11327249
One my mates always refuses permission to have anything he bought and declares everything he has on the table/fridge as non-sharable and forbidden to us.

>it's because he feels it tastes better if it's stolen than if he were to give it to us

>> No.11332383

>>11328472
I guess maybe some? Mine didn't come like that but I guess pre-installed software from the manufacturer and whatnot...

>> No.11332396

>>11327813
>London and New York aren’t shitholes
What did he mean by this

>> No.11332405

>>11330938
cunt needs a glassing