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11334089 No.11334089 [Reply] [Original]

>plain vanilla potato chips
Who the fuck buys these? White people?

>> No.11334098

>>11334089
That's what you're supposed to use with dip.

>> No.11334109

>>11334098
>potato chips with dip
yikes

>> No.11334124

>>11334098
There's no reason not to use a flavored chip with dip so the flavor is doubled.

>> No.11334132

>>11334089
>when your taste buds are so pleb, that salted potato slices are not enough.

>> No.11334137

>>11334089
the same NPCs who enjoy plain vanilla icecream

>> No.11334141
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11334141

>>11334132
Do you eat that along with refined, sophisticated meals like this one?

>> No.11334151
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>>11334124
>only putting out one dip
How pleb can you be?

>> No.11334157

>>11334089
in the uk you can get "salt and shake" crisps which are initially plain and you get a little bag of salt to put on them so you can control how salty they are

>> No.11334175

>>11334137
Vanilla is the thinking man's flavor.

>> No.11334180

Vanilla flavored potato chips sound p gud.

>> No.11334292

>>11334098
You can't use plain Lays for dip, they're far too brittle

>> No.11334548

>>11334151
It doesn't matter how many dips you put out. Plain chip + any number of dips will always have less flavor than Flavored chip + the same number of dips.

>> No.11334606

>>11334089
Subway. It's the only chips they have that go with their sandwiches. Otherwise it's those garbage sunchip things that nobody eats and taste like fiberboard.

>> No.11334610

>>11334132
over-salted

>> No.11334631

>>11334606
s'cuse me, tastes like curry-niggers took a shit, fried it, dehydrated the fried shit, then ground it into powder, and then dust american made reject/scrap pieces of fiberboard.

>> No.11334640

I do unironically. It's just salted potato chips anyway, just like how french fries are usually just salted too. Occasionally crack in some pepper if the S&P flavour isn't available.

>> No.11334653

>>11334089
Plain chips are fine, I just wouldn't have Lays cause they're so greasy

>> No.11334664

i do. im chinese.

>> No.11334671

>>11334137
I don't like vanilla ice cream, it's too spicy.

>> No.11334797

i put them on my sandwiches for a nice texture change
Though I prefer the sea salted.

>> No.11334929

>>11334089

>classic walkers crisps are vanilla flavored in america

Can your country ever go without something sweet and sugary?

>> No.11334937

>>11334929
based

>> No.11336119

Messi

>> No.11336260

>>11334089
lightly salted is one of the best chips out there

>> No.11336318

>>11334089
>can't enjoy flavors beyond obcene amounts of sugar and spice
Yeah, nice ""culture""

>> No.11336641

>>11334089
Fat people

>> No.11336666
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11336666

For me, it's plain Better Made, the best plain chips

Though if I have to make a flavored choice, I prefer BBQ

>> No.11336667

>>11334141
It’s not even salted.

>> No.11336683

>eating potato chips
You're not white if you do this.

>> No.11336689
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11336689

>>11336683
Potato chips and dips are the white option, it's literally invented by the irish

Potatoes + cream, thats classic white shit man

>> No.11336693

>>11336689
>Irish
>white
There's a reason they were called the black Irish not too long ago. Point was all potato chips are greasy low class food consumed by the unintelligent, it doesn't matter where you're from, you cease being what typifies whiteness when you eat something like that.

>> No.11336696

I'll enjoy plain tortilla chips and fritos.

That natural corn flavor by itself is really good.

>> No.11336705

>>11336693
That’s not entirely correct. When you think of Irish, you think of red hair and pale skin, but there’s a lot of dark haired, slightly olive skinned ones too. Those are the Black Irish.

t. Irishman

>> No.11336710

>>11334089
These are literally only good with a tuna salad sandwich. Too thin for dips, but dips suck anyway. Too salty to eat on their own. God-tier with tuna.

>> No.11336717

>>11334089
>>Who the fuck buys these?
The 50% of the population that's obese. There's absolutely zero nutritional value in potato chips and they occupy an insanely large amount of your daily caloric content and to top it off are made with hydrogenated oil so it gives you cancer as a bonus.

>> No.11336746

>>11334089
enjoy your MSG enriched cancer inducing flavoring

>> No.11336752
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11336752

>>11334098
You're thinking of Ruffles, senpai.

>> No.11336755

>>11334141
>>11336667
That chicken looks raw.

>> No.11336758

>>11334606
You sure? Ours has a few good options, namely both nacho cheese and ranch Doritos.

>> No.11336760

>>11334124
flavor just gets covered up by dip you are wasting a flavored chip

>> No.11336763

>>11336705
Black Irish are Spaniards that washed ashore after the destruction of the Spanish Armada.

>> No.11336987

>>11336693
>no true scotsman

>> No.11337018

>>11336758
>open a bag of doritos
>genuinely smells like throwup
No.

>> No.11337103

>>11334089
I get them as a delivery service for dip, like french onion dip. They're not structurally capable of holding a mound of it so the dip lasts longer, you just...dip the chip, not scoop, fuck ruffles.

>> No.11337132

>>11334089
>What are dips?

>> No.11337136

>>11334089
I buy these to put inside tuna sandwiches or regular sandwiches.

>> No.11337176

>>11337136
>chips in sandwiches
Do people actually do this? Put chips inside a sandwich?

>> No.11337185

>>11337176
Of course see
>>11334797
>>11334606
>>11336710


It's a texture change, and saltyness.

>> No.11337194

>>11337185
>It's a texture change, and saltyness.
I thought that was what pickles were for.

Can't imagine biting into a roast beef sammie and catching a corner of a chip on the roof of my mouth. I don't need to be assaulted by my lunch.

>> No.11337198

>>11337194
If you think that's what happens, you're imagining things.

Try it and you'll probably like it. Though I personally prefer it on a turkey sandwich to roast beef.

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>>11336666
>Faygo
WOOP WOOP NINJA

>> No.11337455
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11337455

>>11336666
>Faygo
>Better Made
I see you're a Michigander of culture as well.
>checked

>> No.11337638

>>11337455
Don't mind me, just checking your check, brah.

>> No.11337652

>>11334157
You guys capped for personal salt licenses or something or is the application process just particularly arduous?

>> No.11338178

>>11334089
My brother but he doesn't like mac and cheese so his opinion is worthless.

>> No.11338191

>>11336755
Maybe it was boiled, but it doesn't look grey enough.

>> No.11338196

>>11337652
>having the personal choice of how much salt you want on your chips is a bad thing and fascist
>t fatmerican

>> No.11338220

>>11336752
paprika ruffles are the best crisp out there, god tier with sour cream

>> No.11338625
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>>11338196

>> No.11338638

>>11338625
>oi mate
>slow day on patrol so I'm going to need to check how much cheese you've been putting on your dough discies

>> No.11338650
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>>11334089
They're good if you don't have the palate of a 5 year old.

>> No.11339208

>>11334089
Actually those are salt flavor, not vanilla flavor.

>> No.11339797

>>11334089
>be me
>eat White Castle hamburgers with Boar's Head pickles and Lay's Classic potato chips all on same plate
>the pickle juice always soaks into the chips, giving them a pickle juice flavor; they are great
>Lay's has a contest, come up with new potato chip flavor, win big $$$
>I send them my "pickle juice" idea
>never hear back from them
>miraculously, Lay's Dill Pickle flavor hits the stores a few months later
>I get no credit, nothing

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Lay-s-Dill-Pickle-Potato-Chips-7-75-oz-Bag/33571859

>> No.11339801

>>11339797
That's been a flavor for decades in Canada

>> No.11339817

>>11336666
hot bbq is even better

>> No.11339940

>>11334089
you're supposed to eat them with a sandwich, retard.

>> No.11340467

>>11334089
need a base to compare the rest to

>> No.11340493

>>11334098
>not dipping Doritos

>> No.11340496

>>11339801
From Lay's?

>> No.11340511

>>11340496
Good point since lays doesn't have access to the outside world and is unaware of absolutely any information other than some faggot sending letters about his fucking pickle water. Yeah bro they totally stole "your" idea. Fucking retard.

>> No.11340516

>>11334089
They are salt flavor, salt goes with things. I wouldn't typically eat them by themselves

>> No.11340522

>>11340511
You're right. Totally coincidence that Lay's didn't create the dill pickle variety until I sent it into them = Leaf thinking

Oh BTW, how's the Apple and Facebook and Google of Canada? Oh they don't exist? Sorry you're all morons.

>> No.11340523

>>11334141
That looks delicious.

>> No.11341010

>>11336717
what is potassium?

>> No.11341017

>>11340496
>>11340522
They actually have been in Canada for a long time.

>> No.11341715
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11341715

>that guy who's genuinely buttblasted that Lay's isn't sending him royalty checks for his potato chip fanfiction

>> No.11341768

>>11337652
it's more like a minigame for crisps. you can just buy regular salted or otherwise flavoured ones, or you can try having a fiddle with your crisps before you eat them

it's a gimmick, and a nostalgia grab too. works on me

>> No.11341785

>>11338638
>says the fat fuck
lmao

>> No.11341857

>>11341785
>lmao

:D:D:D:D:D

>> No.11341862

>>11337194
i mean there's still a whole layer of bread and whatever else depending on how you layer in the chips between your mouth and the chips, you'd have to be a special man to figure out a way to stab yourself with chips safely tucked away in an entire sandwich. Pickles aren't as crunchy as chips either.

>> No.11341864

>>11336752
I like my plane ruffies with a refreshing dipt Bang's

>> No.11341867

>>11334089
You mean the people that enslaved your ancestors, raped them and pillaged their lands?

Yeah, learn your place, slave.

>> No.11341869

>>11341864
why you banging planes achmed

>> No.11341883

>>11341867
Why are whities so sensitive about having no taste buds?

>> No.11341916

>>11341883
Why are niggers so sensitive to being reminded they are niggers? They'll literally chimpout if you tell them.

And we do have tastebuds, that's why we don't need to drown our meat in 50 different seasonings to be able to feel anything. That and the fact we are not slaves and can afford to eat good meat instead of the rotten dogfeed you darkies get.

>> No.11341979

>>11341916
Lmoa you're the one throwing a tantrum just because you're food is bad. You've got to be pretty mentally unstable to start screeching anout conquest and slavery just because someone told you your food is bland. You can't cook. Get over it.

>> No.11342041

>>11341979
>*angry nigger noises*
ok tyrone

>> No.11342048

>>11334606
>>11334631
>not liking sunchips
You have to be 18 to use 4chan.

>> No.11342061

>>11341979
>le white people can’t cook maymay

Epic lulz my dude
So true, so true, there isn’t a white person on the planet that can cook
Especially not Europeans, no bit of Eurofood is good

>> No.11342080

>>11341768
>minigame for crisps
You're a fucking legend mate.

>> No.11342100

>>11336693
>There's a reason they were called the black Irish
You're fucking retarded, how dare you even attempt to school someone else, you clueless ignorant brainlet?
How on earth have you heard the phrase "black Irish" and never bothered to do a 10 second google search to figure out what it means?
Neck yourself for being a pompous idiot, and stop trying to teach people when you yourself are mentally incompetent.
>what typifies whiteness
You don't know the first thing about whiteness, obviously, as evident by your complete and utter lack of extremely basic historical knowledge. Go back to /pol/.

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11342125

>chips instead of delicious cheese ball or macaroni-shaped thingies
Chips are allready unhealthy as fuck so why not just go step further in the processed garbage to really enjoy life?

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>>11341883
>>11341979
>sensitive nigger thinks he is winning an argument when in reality all the points being made go right over his pube-covered head
Classic

>> No.11342142

>>11341979
AYO THIS NIGGA EATIN SEASONING
MUP DA DOO DIDDA
MUHFUGGIN BIX NOOD

>> No.11342180

>>11342041
>>11342133
>>11342142
>look mom, I posted the n word! I totally BTFO that guy and proved that our food isn't bland!

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11342196

>>11342180

>> No.11342221

>>11342180
AYO FINNA BEAT DIS BITCH ASS WYT BOI CUZ HE AINT FINNA GONNA DONNA DUN SEASON HIS FOOD N SHEIT

>> No.11342260

>>11342196
>that's an ad hominem

>but these aren't >>11342142 >>11342133
Try harder, white boi.

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11342280

>>11342260

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11342282

>>11340493

>> No.11342284

>>11334137
vanilla is based, chocolate is the machine's flavour.

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11342298

>Mary-Beth, this meal is just too spicy for me. Hand me some of those plain vanilla potato chips so I can cool off

>> No.11342309

>>11342260
You don't actually know the difference between "ad hom" and a regular insult. For instance, I never alluded to the particular topic at hand when I said "...all the points go over his pube-covered head," That was both an insult, and an observation of conversation, but not an ad hom, as I wasn't using the insult to directly challenge the topic of debate.
>nigger thinks he knows about logical fallacies
That's a logical fallacy right there.

>>11342280
>>11342196
And you, stop with the gay ref memes in that played out old formatting; they're not remotely witty or funny. You make the rest of us look bad.

>> No.11342319

>>11342309
Ok sorry

>> No.11343384

>>11334089
It's salt flavored. I buy'em every once in a while, they're great with dessert because of the salt/sweet contrast.
>>11336689
Since when have the Irish been the arbiters of what's white?