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11342555 No.11342555 [Reply] [Original]

Specifically no basic bitch white girl shit like a pumpkin latte, but refined recipes for a 30 year old, educated male who likes cooking and considers himself an epicurean. Thanks!

>> No.11342630

>>11342555
Do you like baking? I recently had a pumpkin cheesecake, which was incredible.

>> No.11342635

>>11342630
I mean, yeah. P. Cheesecake isn't a bad idea. I'm just looking for things that aren't P. Pie specifically. So that works.

>> No.11342640

>>11342635
Put a slice of P. Roni on there too.

>> No.11342644

Pumpkin tempura

>> No.11342645

>>11342555
You can use pumpkin as you would in most squash recipes.

Make it into a soup with lots of butter and some onion. Blended.
Dice and roast it with some spices like paprika, cumin, coriander.
Add to risotto. I'm sure you've made risotto before.

>> No.11342650

I've been eating pumpkin oatmeal for breakfast lately. Just mix together some oats, milk, pumpkin, spices and a little maple syrup. Wa la.

>> No.11342658

>>11342645
>I'm sure you've made risotto before.
Yeah I'm sure I have too faggot what's your fucking point you're insinuating?

>> No.11342693

>>11342658
I couldn't be bothered to give a recipe for risotto. Just noting that you can add pumpkin to it.

>> No.11342712

>>11342645
Seconding soups and roasting.

>> No.11342735

>>11342693
No, you're implying that I never cooked risotto before. Stop trolling me. You're trolling. I've literally cooked risotto hundreds of times. I bet it's better than yours. You're a fucking troll.

>> No.11342744

>>11342555
Before anyone asks for sauce, it's Aubrey Sinclair in Bratty Sis.

>> No.11342747

Pumpkin pie but its made in a casserole dish not a pie dish.

>> No.11342748
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11342748

>>11342735
You're right. I am a troll and your risotto is better than mine.

>> No.11342769

>>11342748
Oh look the troll is back for more trolling. Go back to /b/.com/forums and before you ask I'm not him just a concerned citizen ;)

>> No.11342774

>>11342744
What makes her a brat?

>> No.11342777

>>11342744
Who's the girl in the back?

>> No.11342803

>>11342555
Pumpkin curry is something I see in Thai restaurants pretty frequently. I've also made pumpkin alfredo and it was good.

>> No.11342812
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11342812

>>11342555
>being such a desperate virgin loser you have to do this to get some random bitch to touch your dick
This is what happens you get raised by a single mother....or a beta "father".

>> No.11342817
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11342817

>>11342555
>considers himself an Epicurean
>indulges himself with dainty pumpkin treats
he would be dissappointed

>> No.11342831

>>11342812
Not even sure what the angle of this troll is. Are you just pretending to be a roastie hole?

>> No.11342833

>>11342555

Well you're pretentious enough to drink a pumpkin spiced latte and not savvy enough of an "epicurean" to treat pumpkin like a squash. Try a pumpkin stew, you can cook it and serve it in the pumpkin.

>> No.11342839

>>11342812
You showed us man. We're all on blast now.

>> No.11343012

>pumpkin
>throatfucking to puke

>> No.11343071

>>11342817
OP doesn't even know who that dude is. He's just regurgitating words he thinks smart people use, like all pseuds.

>> No.11343108

>>11343071
How about you kill yourself friendo?

>> No.11343123

>>11342777
She's just an extra. Doesn't get nude.

>> No.11343147
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11343147

>>11342744
Ck is one of those board that ppl barely ask for porn sauce. I really appreciate it, super comfy. Does anyone know what other board has an average of an older audiences?

If it's /v/ or other younger board. The thread would be off topic by the second reply

>> No.11343155

>>11342555
pumpkin soup is heavenly for the season mein neger

>> No.11343199

>>11343108
Scenario 1: It's his gf/wife you can tell by the look of shock on her face as her friend is surreptitiously lustily jacking her bf. Scenario 2: she's a voyeur who gets off watching her friend engage in sex acts, you can see it in her lust filled eyes and partially open mouth.

>> No.11343209

>>11343199
Oops, meant to reply to >>11342777

>> No.11343241

>>11343147
>not asking for sauce makes /ck/ a mature board
hmm

>> No.11343412

>>11342555
Spread that pie on French toast.

>> No.11343687

>>11342555
>Thanks!
>30 year old male
I doubt it

>> No.11343690

>>11342555
https://www.seriouseats.com/2018/10/how-to-make-a-pumpkin-loaf.html

>> No.11343816

>>11342555
Would prefer if the milf was reaching in tb.h

>> No.11343874

>>11343241
Post the same OP pic to V. With the title:what video game to play with my sis!

You'll see how desperate those underage are

>> No.11344213

>>11343874
Ok. Doing now

>> No.11344240

>>11344213
Did you get any replies?

>> No.11344271

>>11344240
It got taken down almost immediately. I'll repost once the janny goes to jerk off

>> No.11344381

>>11342555
Make a pumpkin curry with coconut milk. I make it sometimes with sausage and lentil and peppers, serve with wheaty bread for dippin. Quality autumn fusion food.

>> No.11345149

>>11342555
Almost any pumpkin recipe is improved by roasting the pumpkin instead of boiling/steaming it and then using it however the recipe calls for.

Basically:
> roast pumpkin soup > pumpkin soup
> roast pumpkin muffins > pumpkin muffins

>> No.11345277

>>11342744
Why is it called Bratty Sis? It's the brother who acts like a brat.

>> No.11345332

>>11342555
Save the seeds after prepping whatever you make and do tamari pumpkin seeds
great snack with a little kick

>> No.11345350

>>11345277
Based and redpilled

>> No.11345371

>>11342555
Sugar pumpkins are nice to just bake and eat. Or did you get a carving pumpkin?

>> No.11345379

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TdUmoBmaZc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugIxTrEWloo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJQrn2icvQ

Pumpkin curry is always good.

>> No.11345492
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11345492

>>11342744
Stop watching pornography.

>> No.11345897

>>11345492
Stop running away to France like a pussy.

>> No.11346085

>>11342658
Bit rude tbqh

>> No.11346107
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11346107

>>11342817
Epicurus is babby tier

>> No.11346277

>>11342748
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my risotto, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Escoffier, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Carnaroli, and I have over 300 confirmed reviews on TripAdvisor. I am trained in sous vide and I'm the top patissier in the entire Michelin guidebook. You are nothing to me but just another cover. I will wipe your plate clean with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of sommeliers across the USA and your TripAdvisor account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your diet. You're fucking fed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can serve you risotto in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with pumpkins. Not only am I extensively trained in aromatics, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the spice rack and I will use it to its full extent to flavour your miserable cuisine off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will serve rice all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking fed, kiddo.

>> No.11346300

>>11342555
Wh-what are they doing?

>> No.11346308

>>11346300
i think cleaning out a pumpkin for halloween

>> No.11346309

>>11344381
Not op but im going to try this. Thanks anon

>> No.11346321

>>11346308
I don't know... it kinda looks like what my big sis used to do to me when I was little... but she made me put on a dress though >~<

>> No.11346331
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11346331

>>11345897
France is a massive multi-kulti dumpster fire, he hardly ran to safety
>reminder that pic related is the non-white percentage in the different regions of France

>> No.11346347

>>11342555
pumpkin bread.

>> No.11346348

Pumpkin Cupcakes: makes 24

Set oven to 350 degrees

2 cups Flour
2 cups Sugar
4 Eggs
1 1/2 cups Pumpkin Puree
2/3 cup Vegetable oil
2 tsp Vanilla Extract
1 tsp Baking Powder
2 tsp Baking Soda
2 tsp Pumpkin Pie Spice
1/2 tsp Salt

Combine eggs, pumpkin puree, oil, vanilla, and sugar.

Blend until creamy.

Add flour, spices, and leavenings. Blend.

Bake for 20-22 minutes. Let cool.

Cream Cheese Frosting:

4 oz. Cream Cheese (room temp)
1/8th cup Butter (unsalted, room temp)
4 cups Powdered Sugar
1-2 Tbsp Milk
1 tsp Vanilla extract

Combine butter, cream cheese, and vanilla.

Add powdered sugar and blend until creamy, then add milk.

Cover with plastic wrap for 1 hour before using.

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>>11345379
>>11344381
>>11342803
Seconding pumpkin curry. It's pretty easy to make, there's lots of ways you can play around with it, and it often turns out great.

I can't speak from experience yet, but pumpkin and goat cheese soup also seems like it'd be a neat treat for a cool afternoon or evening.

>> No.11346639

>>11346321
you had to wear a dress for halloween?

>> No.11347480

>>11346639
No just whenever my big sis wanted me to play with her special toys...