/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.11356294]

>coke
based
>pop
cringe
>soda
yikes

FIGHT ME

[Anonymous No.11356305]

>you want a coke?
>sure!
>okay, we've got dr. pepper or mountain dew

[Anonymous No.11356307]

>>11356294
Ah yes fellow boomer! I love this post I see on mozzarella foxfire facebook page my son set up for me. Haha, it's POP! Like Howdy POP!

[Anonymous No.11356314]

>>11356294
>other

?

[Anonymous No.11356315]

Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.11356411]

>>11356294
>map based on 120,464 respondents
>out of the entire US of fucking A which has a population of 327 million.
hmmm

[Anonymous No.11356419]

>>11356294
It's pop and you know it, bud

[Anonymous No.11356433]

heres your white coke, bro

[Anonymous No.11356437]

>>11356433
It's called lemon lime coke, retard.

[Anonymous No.11356456]

>>11356315
>Believe in something
>Even if you are already dead
NANI??!?

[Anonymous No.11356462]

>>11356433
Do Coasties really call Sprite "White Soda" or "White Pop"???

[Anonymous No.11356465]

Reasonable: soda
Acceptable: pop
Unacceptable: coke

[Anonymous No.11356468]

>>11356294
i do like a nice cold glass of No Data

[Anonymous No.11356472]

>>11356462
sh-shutup, you're not allowed to point out my flaws in logic

[Anonymous No.11356535]

>>11356468
Based and redpilled. Any other purple country bros out here?

[Anonymous No.11356543]

>>11356294
>Pop
>not master race

GTFO OP your opinions are shit.

[Anonymous No.11356582]

>>11356462

Nah, we say Sprite. Soda is too Vague:

Soda includes:
- Cola
---- Coke + Pepsi + Max + Etc
- Lemon Lime (called "Sprite" casually even though Sprite is a brand)
---- Sprite + 7 Up + Sierra Mist + Fresca + Etc
- Orange Soda
---- Fanta + Crush + Etc
- Alternative Citrus's like Squirt / Cactus Cooler
- Root Beers
- Dr Peppers

The only white Coke I've heard of is that Japanese special

[Anonymous No.11356586]

>>11356543
SOUTH = CHADS
NORTH = VIRGINS

[Anonymous No.11356590]

>drinking liquid sugar instead of just water

disgusting

[Anonymous No.11356596]

>>11356590
>he isn't doing GOMAD

[Anonymous No.11356598]

>>11356294
>FIGHT ME
14 year olds aren't allowed on 4chan

[Anonymous No.11356599]

>>11356590
>"what'll you have?"
>water
>*waitress looks disgusted* "okay"

[Anonymous No.11356621]

>>11356599
>He thinks the waitress will think more highly of him if he orders a sodie-pop

[Anonymous No.11356623]

>>11356590
"I live an ascetic lifestyle, you know. No masturbation, cold showers, no sugar et cetera. Brings me closer to G-d, you know"

[Anonymous No.11356629]

>>11356623
It's spelled "God" you retard

[Anonymous No.11356637]

>>11356623
his face wouldn't look like that if he actually drank water. Cleared my acne up completely

[Anonymous No.11356639]

>>11356623
>diet

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.11356754]

>>11356465
>Reasonable: soda
>Unacceptable: coke
>Most comfy: pop
FTFY

[Anonymous No.11357435]

>>11356621
>"OMG, Sarah, that weirdo ordered just water!"
>"lol Does the fatty think he's healthy?"

[Anonymous No.11357440]

>>11356294
I moved to Florida from Chicago for about a year and my mom told me that when the cable guy came to give us a new box she asked him if he wanted a pop and he got offended at first because he thought she meant punch him in the face or something.

[Anonymous No.11357444]

>>11356314
Some southerners use Pepsi as a generic term.

[Anonymous No.11357453]

>>11356411
>how do representative samples work

[Anonymous No.11357462]

It's soda. We call it soda in California and Florida, grew up in both. My Ney York grandpa called it soder, which is close enough. Soda. It's soda. Fucking Chicago shitstains call it pop.

[Anonymous No.11357463]

>>11356465
This.
Calling all soft drinks "Coke" is fucking retarded because Coke is a brand. It's like calling your neighbor's Car a Ford when it's clearly not or telling the waitress you want a Big Mac when all they have on the menu is a cheeseburger.

[Anonymous No.11357465]

>>11356411
Read up on the basics of statistics, retard

[Anonymous No.11357495]

>>11357463
No, it's like saying you'll grab a kleenex, q-tip, or a band-aid instead of a tissue, a cotton swap, or an adhesive bandage. In the southeast Coke is a genericized trademark. Ford isn't anywhere in the country.

[Anonymous No.11357497]

>>11356411
I'm glad I am never looking for serious answers on 4chan because of you ignorant fucks

[Anonymous No.11357499]

>>11357462
Motherfucking I'll give you a pop

[Anonymous No.11357500]

>>11356294
calling all types of pop 'coke' is fucking retarded and it's exactly what I'd expect from inbred southerners

[Anonymous No.11357502]

>>11357497
Why the fuck would you look for serious answers here of all places?

[Anonymous No.11357509]

>>11356314
soda pop
soft drink
mixer (indian reservations)
fizzy whiz wozzle

[Anonymous No.11357513]

>>11356468

[Anonymous No.11357520]

>>11357440
>this just in, Floridians are retards

[Anonymous No.11357523]

>>11357502
I wouldn't, can't you read?

[Anonymous No.11357544]

>>11357523
No I went to a public school.

[Anonymous No.11357953]

it's called fizzy drink you plebs

[Anonymous No.11357977]

>>11357544
that's good if you live in the UK

[Anonymous No.11357982]

>>11356294
the true patrician term is soda pop

[Anonymous No.11359554]

>drinking carbonated beverages
>2018

This whole discussion is pointless. In a couple of years it will be completely moot.

>2028
>Waitress: Hey sugar, what would you like to drink? Coke? Mountain Dew?
>Kid: The fuck are those? I'll have the matcha infused kombucha with the rosehip scoby on the side. Also, I ordered it on the restaurant app so your services are no longer needed.

[Anonymous No.11359557]

>>11357982
centrism is for dorks chief

[Anonymous No.11359572]

>>11356294
Should be called DIABEETUS!

Quit drinking that shit.

[Anonymous No.11359588]

>I'll get a coke
>what kind?
>Sprite
this is a conversation that happens every day in the south. Sherman was right

[Anonymous No.11359595]

>>11356599
>>11356621
Waitress doesn't give a flying fuck what you order as far as healthiness, she just wants you to order as much (in dollars) as she can get you to.
Soda = $2.5-$4 per person added to the tab (but unlimited refills)
Water = free
Alcoholic drinks = $5-$15 per drink with no free refills, this is the best way to up your ticket totals

It sucks to have a table order only waters because you know they're cheap bastards and aren't out to have a good time, just to get food and leave, which are the worst kinds of customers, and usually the type to complain about unimportant shit too.

[Anonymous No.11359598]

>>11357509
sodypops

[Anonymous No.11360004]

>>11357509
>mixer (indian reservations)
that's as hilarious as it is sad

[Anonymous No.11360007]

>>11359595
>everyone who doesn't drink sugar water or alcohol with every single meal is cheap and doesn't have fun
is this bait or just an NPC?

[Anonymous No.11360263]

>>11356623
Cringe

[Anonymous No.11360280]

>>11359595
Yeah because going to a restuarant to only eat food is retarded, right?

[Anonymous No.11360291]

>>11360007
Just an angry waiter who thinks they're entitled to every last cent in your wallet.

[Anonymous No.11360471]

>>11356294
>calling every kind of soda by a singular brand name
Southern and flyover """""education""""" everyone

[Anonymous No.11360479]

>>11356294
>>11356294
>calling every kind of soda by a singular brand name
Southern """""education""""" everyone

[Anonymous No.11361171]

>>11356294
Pop sounds dumb and childish. Also sounds like what people probably said in the 50's or some shit.

[Anonymous No.11361304]

>>11357444
based and checkedpilled

[Anonymous No.11361310]

>>11357982
now here we go now

[Anonymous No.11361919]

>>11356314
I’ve read on one of those things that some people call it “Tarzan slam”. Not sure if that was a joke that went over my head or if anyone actually calls it that ever.

[Anonymous No.11361937]

>>11356462
No. I’ve never called anything “white” pop/soda/coke/soft drink/fizzy drink. I call Sprite “Sprite” or the generic term I use is “pop”.

t. Washingtonian

[Anonymous No.11361948]

>>11356629
That’s a common Jewish spelling in order to avoid any possibility of using His name in vain.

[Anonymous No.11361950]

>>11356621
>mfw I order soda and the female waitresses all line up to give me a series of blowjobs

[Anonymous No.11361955]

>>11356637
I think it’s probably more that you aren’t drinking all the extra sugar than just the increased water intake.

[Anonymous No.11361956]

>>11360479
southerners are subhuman

[Anonymous No.11361969]

>>11357463
This. 100%.

>>11357495
No, because if you ask me for a q-tip I know you mean whatever brand of cotton swab I have. If you ask me for a Kleenex, I know you want whatever brand of tissue I have. If you ask me for a Band-Aid, I know you want whatever brand of adhesive bandage I have. If you ask me for a Coke, you could mean any brand of carbonated soft drink so it doesn’t work the same.

[Anonymous No.11361970]

>>11361950
>mfw I order beer and the waitress sits me on the table on my back and puts my legs behind my head to lick my asshole while another brings me a straw so I can drink my beer laying down

[Anonymous No.11361989]

>>11357977
Why? I am sure they brainwash you there too.

[Anonymous No.11362041]

>>11361969
>you could mean any brand of carbonated soft drink
Which is exactly what people mean by it in the areas of the country where it's used generically. "Get me a coke" "What kind do you want" "Coke" etc.

[Anonymous No.11362048]

>>11356596
I actually fell for that meme, became fat as fuck.

[Anonymous No.11362061]

ITT: progun talking to himself

[Anonymous No.11362497]

>>11361989
public school means something different over there, it's akin to private school here in the US

[Anonymous No.11362508]

>>11356294
COKE IS SHORT FOR COCA-COLA, RETARDS
IF IT'S NOT COCA-COLA, IT'S NOT COKE. Are all video game systems Nintendo? Are all copy machines Xerox? Are all cars Model Ts? No. Call stuff what it is.

[Anonymous No.11363034]

>>11356294
>coke
>letting a brand infect your mind

[Anonymous No.11363053]

>>11362508
>>11363034
saran wrap and kleenex are both brand names too

[Anonymous No.11363061]

>>11356294
>coke

[Anonymous No.11363062]

>>11363053
I don't use either of those names. It's plastic wrap and tissues.

[Anonymous No.11363069]

>>11357453
poorly

[Anonymous No.11363075]

you guys are just jealous of the BASED south, we do things differently around here

[Anonymous No.11363076]

>>11357465
>sample size of 40 people per county