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Good foods webm thread

>> No.11356770

>>11356764
>all that curry
>so little rice

I hate it when they do that

>> No.11356774

>>11356764
looks good op but i have to agree with >>11356770 on the rice issue

i've never used curry paste. what are some good brands? this video has finally inspired me to make tonkatsu curry.

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>>11356774
Op here I usually use S&B Curry sauce mix

>> No.11356820

>>11356764
I just realized I'm not using enough of the roux cubes when I make japanese curry.

>> No.11356841

>>11356764
>>11356790
I never thought i could learn new recipes just watching stuff like this. can't say i agree with the pork, is it possible to use chicken or turkey?

>> No.11356844

>>11356841
>is it possible to use chicken or turkey?
fried chicken? No, that's disgusting, who would do that?

>> No.11356849

>>11356841
If you're going to bread and deep fry a turkey breast I would suggest brining it first.

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>> No.11356914

>>11356788
all hail

>> No.11356957

>>11356841

Muslim or jew detected

>> No.11356980

>>11356764
Stuffing a bone-in pork chop with mozzarella and a shiso leaf? Topping with Japanese curry? That's some weird ass combinations. Skip the cheese imo

Nice looking curry tho

>> No.11356987

There's an opening in the back where he can exit.

>> No.11356996

>>11356851
That camera work is fucking horrible why the fuck would they do that

>> No.11357028

>>11356980
this, don't really know what the mozzarella brings here

>> No.11357096

>>11356764
this shit looks fucking foul dude

>> No.11357272
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>> No.11357363

>>11356774
Vermot curry is most popular in jap

All jap curry is far too sweet for me though

>> No.11357376

>>11356764
>cheese katsu with curry
cringe. i like cheese katsu as much as the next guy but yikes...

>> No.11357380

>>11356841
lol at whitey

>> No.11357411

>>11356764
No way is that actually mozzarella.

>> No.11357420

>>11356841
As an island nation, Japan has no birds.
They never honed this technique for poultry, and doing so would be a great dishonor to their emperor.

>> No.11357451

>>11356788
How

>> No.11357599

>>11356996
Brits are turning into americans with their attention spans

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>>11356764

>> No.11357625
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>> No.11357630

>>11356764
Curry and cheese?

I'm calling the police.

>> No.11357632
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HALLOWEEN Y'ALL.

>> No.11357636

>>11356788
He's not stuck in there with the eggs, they're stuck in there with him!

>> No.11357646

>>11357625
Jesus this is a blue board

>> No.11357695

>>11356790
I tend to make my own curry roux. It's not hard just make a blonde roux, then add in a curry spice blend like a Garam Masala or even the common curry mixes you find in store spice isles, let it cool and then just scoop it into the pot with your water vegis and meat.

>> No.11357707

>>11356788
LOL EGGS LOL EGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSS LOL HOW DOES HE FIT ALL THE EGGS UP HIS TWAT WITHOUT GETTING OUT OF THERE?? LOL SURLY EGG CHAD LOL EGG VIRGIN LOL EGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSS EGGS EGGS EGGS
E
G
G
S
EGGEGGEGGEGGEGGGGGGSSSSSS LOL EGGS HOW??? HOW DOES HE EGGS??? LOL EGGS LET'S HAVE ANOTHER 300 REPLY THREAD WITH THE SAME 45 WEBMS POSTED LIKE LAST TIME LOL EGGS

>> No.11357713

>>11357707
u mad af

>> No.11357717
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@11356788

>> No.11357720

>>11357632
I don't have 4 hands tho

>> No.11357721

>>11357695

Why scoop?

Make the curry sauce in the pan, add vegetables and meat.

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>> No.11357728

>>11357272
masterpiece

>> No.11357731

>>11357625
waste of olive oil

>> No.11357779

>>11357725
This is really unsettling.

>> No.11357796
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>>11357779
It's just food.

>> No.11357803

>>11357272
Its like watching a porno and it suddenly switches to amateur video of your parents.

>> No.11357805

>>11356764
why does some recipe always have some faggot ass fancy leaf or fancy cheese or fancy spice that I NEVER HAVE or can find in my supermarket

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>>11357805
I know, what the fuck is "mozzarella"?

>> No.11357820

>>11357796
I'd forgotten that video.
Shit's pretty brilliant.

>> No.11357824

>>11357815
shut up faggot i bet you dont know what shiso is either who the fuck buys that shit when they shop

>> No.11357831

>>11356764
What's wrong with those eggs. I'm quite aware that home grown eggs are more yellow, but that's just a straight orange pool

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>>11357831
Japanese egg. Folded 1000 times.

>> No.11357836

>>11357833
>Japanese cooking 101
>boiled meat
This is why I hate japanese food.

>> No.11357840

>>11357831
chickens allowed to eat bugs and shit outside have more carotene in their yolks. I'd say it's a sign of quality but I'm sure some farmers mix carotene into their feed to have the same effect

>> No.11357864

>>11357707
Are you upset?

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>>11356764

>> No.11357880

>>11357721
Because in Japanese style curry you usually boil the vegetables and meat in the water then add the roux. You could always do it the other way but if any scum appears on the top of that it's harder to skim it out without taking some sauce with it. The boil method you can skim it and still be left with just flavored water to make sauce with.

>> No.11357882

>>11357607
Thats cheating

>> No.11357895

>>11357646
underrated

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>>11357867

>> No.11357954 [DELETED] 

Post some Jack post stroke webms to show how great is being a carnivore.

>> No.11357966

>cheese in curry

How about no. Why do amerilards want to shove cheese into literally every dish?

>> No.11357973

>>11357966
It's really good.

>> No.11357979

>>11357966

to flount our tolerance to lactose.

>> No.11357980

>>11356788
That guy seated at the bar is an egg eating machine

>> No.11357999

>>11357625
Goatse on 0:05 mark

>> No.11358023

>>11356790
>only seasoning one side
Is this the proper way? I season both sides before cooking burgers at work.

>> No.11358026

>>11357272
I came like 3 times watching this

>> No.11358029

>>11357625
Hahaha it said rump

>> No.11358031

>>11357796
Shit now I want to play this again.

>> No.11358045

>>11357720
Grow a pair faggot

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>>11358045
I appreciate this response an very basic level.

>> No.11358051

>>11358048
I can hear this picture in my head

>> No.11358055

>>11358051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIdjeUPjc5o
I wish /ck/ allowed sound.

>> No.11358063

>>11358055
Same
webm threads would be godly

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>>11358063
Or filled with screamers. Say la vee

>> No.11358081

>>11356788
>having to wait for all those eggs to hatch before he can get out

>> No.11358082
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>>11357966
Because I'm not a lactose intolerant nigger.

>> No.11358100

>>11358065
/wsg/ and /gif/ are ok.
Screamers are easy to see once you figure out how to not get spooked. Plus you can tell based on how other people reply to the post.

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>>11358100
Enable sound on all boards and a Mute Button at the top. Then no one to blame but the faggots who don't use it.

>> No.11358199

>>11358106
WTF did he hand her?

>> No.11358214

>>11358199
it wasn't what he handed her, he honked his horn and startled the girl

>> No.11358232

>>11358199
His Cc but he honked when shejumped

>> No.11358286

>>11357950
oy vey

>> No.11358320

>>11357625
I call this one: cheesy prolapse surprise!

>> No.11358334

>>11357625
There is a food safety concern here.
The reason that we can cook the middle of beef medium rare, it is because it is in the middle, not affected by the germ on the surface of the meat.
When you invert the meat and cook the formerly outside layer medium, you are risking a food contamination.

>> No.11358344

>>11357831
watch this, why japanese egg yolks are orange (it is desirable by local)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yh6-d_u-hA

>> No.11358353

>>11356788
Are there any serious answers as to how he gets out? I suspect he can duck under the front of the counter or under the trays of eggs to his right.

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>> No.11358426

>>11358334

no

>> No.11358439

>>11357625
Something about mixing meat from different animals in a dish has always grossed me out.

>> No.11358441

>>11358439
Really? How the fuck do you make meatballs then? Standard recipe is beef and pork.

>> No.11358445

>>11357625

fucks the point of turning this inside out? you can just cut a slit and put all the shit in there

>> No.11358448

>>11356851
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WATCH THIS??!!?!??!

>> No.11358449

>>11356788
These streetfood sandwiches are called egg banjos and were popular among British soldiers during the Raj. Less chance for contamination than mystery curry.

>> No.11358463

>>11356774
I don't like any japanese curry cubes. They contain palm oil and it sticks on your palate.

>> No.11358541

>>11358441
All pork, beef, or turkey.

I don't mind it in some contexts, like bacon on a burger, but things like multiple birds stuck in other birds or anything wrapped in something else just seems kind of vulgar to me.

>> No.11358543

>>11358445
Meme shock value? It does actually look like a prolapsed anus. I'm sad that I'm able to make that comparison but it's true.

>> No.11358636

>>11357625
Only ever seen the first bit of this before and I'm strangely sad to find out it's actually food and they didn't just fuck it.

>> No.11358666

>>11356788
U idiots there is a backdoor

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>> No.11358722

>>11357625
Why not just rub the thing with 1/10 of the olive oil?

>> No.11358723

>>11356770
I think I'm just not from this sphere of food.
I'd like the pork chop, which already looks decent, to really shine center stage. I like the way they slice it for the plating. Onions, Potato, Carrots(good things) and then just dumping curry paste on it and smothering everything; eh... not so much.
I'd overhaul the whole thing and balance it out, each strip of the porkchop to be part of a combination taste piece where the pork chop is highlighted and not buried.

>> No.11358732

>>11356851
This is ironic, right?

>> No.11358765

>>11356851
literally compare the homecook for redditplebs, Babbishes camera work to this trash for Gordon. Gordon needs to get rid of all of those stupid fuckheads doing his production.

>> No.11358776

>>11358636
>>>11357625
>Only ever seen the first bit of this before and I'm strangely sad to find out it's actually food and they didn't just fuck it.
I'm guessing this isn't the only board you visit

>> No.11358797

>>11358765
You can tell the guy probably wanted to do a slow-motion close-up rotating shot at some point so he could complete his imitation of Michael Bay-sempai.

>> No.11358821

>>11357625
1: The surface of the meat has the bacteria. Cooking it under well would mean it may contain pathogens. Why would the meat need to be inverted?
2: Olive oil is a condiment and even if any other oil was used, the amount used is far too much. Why not baste it in broth?
3: There's nothing special about this dish. It looks disgusting, is made disgusting, and while it may get your FaceBook friends and Pinterest to think you're creative, cousin Linda, it's not creative. It's gross. Also, where's the vegetables? Why isn't there spices either? Is this some meat pocket, Linda? Is it describing yours? Oh, I see.. It's not a recipe. It's a story about the abortion. I'm sorry Linda.

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>>11358821
Steak is naturally sterile, my dude. You can eat it raw as long as it's been handled properly.

>> No.11358848

>>11358831
regular store bought beef is not sterile and should be cooked. but it can be sterile if you buy from certain places. same goes for sushi grade fish. i had tartar once, it didnt taste like anything i dont get the hype it was like cold tofu. not bad but i just dont understand

>> No.11358866

>>11358445
Makes opening and stuffing it easier

>> No.11358867

>>11358722
because then he couldnt do that faggot meme shit with the garlic and the parsley

>> No.11358877

>>11358199
a picture of his penis waring a comically sized tophat

>> No.11358880

>>11356770
I love it that way. The rice is just a filler, so the less of it the better.

>> No.11358886

>>11358765
He probably does it himself after taking a fresh line of coke.

>> No.11358891

>>11357607
Probably takes some trial and error to get the right consistency so it doesn't drip down, but still a nice trick.

>> No.11358898

>>11357625
Most on this board wouldn't be able to make that.
They'd be fucking the beef for the rest of the day after step one.

>> No.11358902

>>11357625
>amerifats

>> No.11358903

>>11358065
I like stupid experiments, and I don't like fast food, but seeing it being wasted like that still pisses me off.

>> No.11358904

>>11358898
thanks reddit

>> No.11358908

>>11358904
>triggered anon types reddit
>it has no effect

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>>11357625
>mfw mummy found the rumpsteak

>> No.11358935

>>11356851
No. This doesn't look or sounds appetizing.

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>> No.11358942

>>11358848
Was it spicy enough ?

>> No.11358967

>>11358908
got a reply
got you wanting to tell them
"ha!, you have not effected anyone with your reddit retort!"
scoffing

>> No.11358974

>>11358967
imagine being this mad

>> No.11358986

>>11358974
eh?
mad about what?

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>>11358986

>> No.11359007

>>11358998
im sorry anon, but i do not posses this trophy
so therefore you have no reason to be upset
someone else has it

>> No.11359022

>>11356788
>file name
good job, anon

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>>11359007
kek, brilliant comeback, anon

>> No.11359028

>>11359023
come back to what?
what is being come back to?
i am out of the loop
i just told one fren that him saying there was no reaction to saying reddit is a reaction too
everything got confusing after that

>> No.11359029

>>11356851
i almost had a seizure while watching this

>> No.11359036

>>11359023
If I wanted my comeback I'd scrape it off the roof of your mothers mouth.

>> No.11359043

>>11359036
Both of you delete your 4chan accounts. This is a .webm thread.

>> No.11359044

>>11359028
>>11359036
>i'm not mad at all

>> No.11359047

>>11359044
>implying it's the same person

>> No.11359048

>>11359047
>implying it isn't

>> No.11359051

>>11359048
well i know it isn't because i only got one (you)

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>>11359043
Here's your damn webm.

>> No.11359059

>>11359051
>I can use my phone and a computer

>> No.11359066
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>>11359043
anon is just trying to prove he's not mad, give him a sec.

>> No.11359070

>>11359059
anon, are you retarded?
im concerned for you
why would a person use their phone and their computer to post in the same thread to avoid getting multiple (you's)?
if it was for the sake of screenshots it could be edited in under 15 seconds and posted and it would look just like i had one (you)

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>>11359070
>I'm not mad
>I'm concerned for you
kek, do you even read your own replies?

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>>11359057
What a legend

>> No.11359090

>>11359073
tfw anon is schizo and doesn't understand who they are talking to and is unable to differentiate anons

>> No.11359093
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>>11359077
Being a manlet is suffering

>> No.11359094

>>11358426
He's right though.

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>>11359090
>I'm really hung up about (you)'s
>but I'm not mad

>> No.11359104

>>11359096
If it's made in britain it's probably made from little white whores.
http://shoebat.org/2016/11/03/british-girl-murdered-and-chopped-up-at-kebab-restaurant-and-served-to-customers-by-muslims-case-reopened-by-police-suspect-sex-trafficking-gang-was-involved/

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>> No.11359109

>>11359102
what implied anyone was hung up about (you)'s?
whatever, can't explain yourself when person already has it worked out in their own sense

>> No.11359110

>>11359107
WHEN I WAS

>> No.11359113

>>11358055
I miss this show very much.

>> No.11359117

>>11358821
This post took a strange turn

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>>11359109
>autismus maximus
alright anon, I'll stop bully.
here, have a cute otter webm.

>> No.11359123

>>11359110
A WILD BOAR

>> No.11359127

>>11359119
Jesus fuck what is wrong with those nails?

>> No.11359152

>>11356788
It's been like a year why is this still such a forced meme?

>> No.11359159

>>11358666
No he’s obviously trapped you newfag

>> No.11359226

>>11356788
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11359254

>>11356770
you are a fat ass

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>> No.11359292

>>11358935
prawn cocktail is a classic dish which has been popular for a hundred fucking years you pleb

>> No.11359311

>>11357966
ever heard of paneer you dumb fuck

>> No.11359315

>>11356788

Based

>> No.11359316

>>11358541
that's not what vulgar means

>> No.11359322

>>11358848
>>11358831
stop abusing the word sterile

>> No.11359375

can someone ban these children off this thread? they fucking ruined it.

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>>11357950

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>> No.11359409

>>11359392
>That splash
How can you fucking stand making an oil mess like that? It takes fucking forever to clean that shit.

>> No.11359444

>>11358967
>>11358974
the two of you need to fuck or kill yourselves post-haste

>> No.11359448

>>11359291
I don't think you can blame him for useless TV products

>> No.11359458

>>11359444
imagine being this mad

>> No.11359511

>>11357625
>prolapsed angus

>> No.11359533

>>11358106
Why even fucking have this if you don't have sound.

>> No.11359535

>>11359057
https://youtu.be/WlNLB8UdkBM

>> No.11359581

>>11358082
>using a metal hammer for that

I wonder how many cleavers he's broken so far.

>> No.11359585

>>11357725
For context: Sacha Baron Cohen pretending to be an ex-convict turned chef, convincing food critic Bill Jilla that he's really eating a Chinese man and leading him on for the sake of TV.

>> No.11359609

>>11357725
The guy probably just doesn't know what "dissident" means.
He is, after all, enough of a retard to shift the fork to his right hand.

>> No.11359621

>>11359511
kek'd

>> No.11359638

>>11358023
Former McDonalds worker here, you season one side with a seasoning dispenser after cooking it

>> No.11359652

>>11359093
>>11359057
Holy fuck sauce of this?

>> No.11359834
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>>11358937
I like it.

>> No.11359845

>>11357632
taliban weiners

>> No.11359902
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>> No.11359905

>>11359448
But you can blame him for not spraying the inside of the egg thing with cooking spray, which the instructions tell you to do.

>> No.11359934
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>> No.11360071

>>11359934
To be fair to Jack, people do this shit all the time. Even when it tells you to rip UP after the receipt prints.

>> No.11360113

>>11356788
how he do it

>> No.11360130
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>>11359934
how can one man have so much incompetence stored within

>> No.11360135

>>11359834
can i just get my fucking drink

>> No.11360147

>>11359934
why did he feel the need to yank the whole thing machine toward him

>> No.11360159

>>11358821
I dig your post bro

>> No.11360193

>>11358898
I wouldnt ever want to make that

>> No.11360233

>>11359834
So basically a red tinted gin & tonic?
A U T I S I M
U
T
I
S
M

>> No.11360381

>>11360233
except that it's vodka not gin, but yes.

>> No.11360388

>>11360193
But would you fuck the beef?

>> No.11360477

>>11356788
look mom I posted it again!

>> No.11360482

>>11359934
this moran would fuck up a wet dream

>> No.11360487

>>11357815
gay and a waste of time, just use a bandsaw instead of being a yuppie faggot

>> No.11360490

>>11360381
Gin herbs are the same ones he used. He just made a compound gin

>> No.11360505

>>11360490
He didn't even add juniper, a main component in gin. Also what gins are you drinking that have tonka beans and cinnamon in them?

>> No.11360512

>>11357646
>>11357999
>>11358320
>>11359511
It warms my heart to know I'm not the only sick fuck who thought the same thing.

>> No.11360517

>>11357632
Did they really call it spoopy wieners, because all I can think about is poopy wieners now.

>> No.11360537

>>11357272
Its exactly like watchin porn:
I had an orgasm, but I didnt learn any new recipes.

>> No.11360562

>>11357720
thats the spooky part, which makes this video apropiate for halloween

>> No.11360576

>>11357815
Why didnt he just use a cuting wire instead?
honest question, and please use simple words in your explanation.

>> No.11360587

>>11360576
I hate americans

>> No.11360646

>>11360576
the easiest way to accomplish any given task is cheating

>> No.11360650

>>11360388
I'll fuck your beef if you ever reply to my posts again

>> No.11360652

>>11360576
I'd also like to know why they go through this precedure and not use a quicker and easier method.
>>11360646
So it's just because tradition?

>> No.11360664

>>11360652
yes, unironically
you're free to think it's retarded but that's the answer

>> No.11360714

>>11359638
another former McDonald's worker here, the seasoning is just 86% salt 14% pepper

>> No.11360720

>>11356764
Crumb with one hand. Work clean. Work easy. Kill immigrants.

>> No.11360745

>>11357836
brainlet.

>> No.11360779

>>11359104
Talk shit about your mom and you'll get the belt nigel.

>> No.11360907
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>>11360650
>>11360193
Lets see

>> No.11360973
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>> No.11361002

>>11360973
god god

>> No.11361342

>>11358908
thanks reddit

>> No.11361500

>>11360576
>>11360652
Using these tools, it is possible to coax the cheese into breaking along specific lines. A cutting wire would cut the cheese, but would ignore the cheese wheels natural structure. I imagine that would make the cheese flake.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL6vP4eDmEQ

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>>11357803
fucking kek

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>>11359107
>A BOAR YOU SAY??

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>>11356790
Nice

>> No.11361713

>>11361595
>cheese not on top of the meat
>cheese not even melted
Anon just what are you doing?

>> No.11361767

>>11356851
i can NOT dig this and my satisfactory is at an all time low

>> No.11361932

>>11359934
Why didnt he just use a cuting wire instead?
honest question, and please use simple words in your explanation.

>> No.11361976

>>11361002
the reason that he's so inept is that he's an imbecile. he also only cooks when he's making YouTube videos and then I guess they eat out or tammy cooks the rest of the time. i truly wonder if he is smart enough to learn from his mistakes and become a better cook though.

>> No.11362005

>>11357625
I don't know how but my instincts are strong and they're telling me the jews are behind this.

>> No.11362038

>>11356790
They assembled it weird and why’d they make a fancy sauce and then use gherkin pickles? Why not make regular thousand island (or buy it) and regular pickles the way a real Big Mac is made?

>> No.11362046

>>11356980
>>11357028
I’ve never seen tonkatsu stuffed, let alone stuffed with cheese.

>> No.11362081

>>11357625
Yes it’s a waste of olive oil (not to mention the herbs and garlic in the oil), too much cheese inside, but contamination concerns aside, why would you turn the meat inside out? I think this was just to look cool and edgy. It adds nothing at all to the recipe. It would have been different if he rolled the inside around in oil and seasoning and then put it back and oiled the outside too. Looks like a salty mess.

>> No.11362166

>>11358106
lmao, beta btfo by becky

>> No.11362256

>>11359834
600 DORRA! GAIJIN PAY!

>> No.11362478

>>11359934
I'd say about 1/3 of people fuck this up, it's terrible UI

>> No.11362482

>>11361976
Jack Jr said they only eat his cooking when he makes a video, the rest is ordered out

>> No.11362579

>>11362482
if he did it regularly do you think he could improve? Or is it that too advanced a concept for him?

>> No.11362620

>>11359581
If he's smart, that's a cheap, dull cleaver being used as a giant chisel

>> No.11362632

>>11358848
You can blanch the beef in boiling water then shock it with an ice bath to stop cooking, then trim the cooked exterior off like you would the moldy parts of a dry aged roast. It's a very easy way to be 100% certain of sterility.

>> No.11362660

>>11362038
There are diced pickles in the Big Mac sauce. Have you even had one before or is your palette so immature you're not able to distinguish them? Go on Google and search for yourself you fucking child

>> No.11362722

>>11356788
Eggs fall over?

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>>11361976
he is very smart m8, why cant you see that? he plays stupid for attention. it got you and many others, lmao.

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>>11362801
Just, everything in this fucking video. That knife, that stupid ring, that cutting matt, that fucking cheese.

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>>11362579
There are obviously a ton of problems with his kitchen skills, from not reading the directions to downright being oblivious to his obvious mistakes (see pickles and pulled pork). He is on record as saying he thinks reading is dumb, not just in the kitchen, but overall. He might actually be a functional illiterate and not just a doofus who jumps right into things. He's only done a handful of videos where he admits wrongdoing and when he does "oh I'm just an average Joe." IDK if he just thinks his shit don't stank or what but he never seems to learn from his copious failures

When you get to the bottom of it, a huge contributor to his ineptitude is that Jack treats the kitchen as a novelty, hence the obsession with clearly shitty made for TV products. He can't improve because he doesn't make the same thing twice, he just moves on to the next disaster. It's kind of funny but a big reason why he's so bad and does retarded bullshit like adding ice water to hamburger meat is because he never cooked a decent burger in the first place. He can't fully comprehend how dumb his antics are because he doesn't know how far it deviates from the norm. The party cheese salad immediately comes to mind, as does the cayenne pepper in his eye. Go to the doctor you fat sack of shit and scrub all the feces out of your wedding ring so you don't get pickeye again

>> No.11362879

>>11356788
I will never not like this webm

>> No.11362887

>>11362868
cool story bruh, jack loves the attention. when ya gonna learn m8?

>> No.11362909

>>11362887
i refuse to not give him views and dislikes

>> No.11362933

>>11359511
toplel

>> No.11363008

>>11361500
also aged parm is ridiculously dense and difficult to cut. I highly doubt a wire could manage it

>> No.11363056

>>11361342
>still no effect

>> No.11363090

>>11357625
https://vimeo.com/77882662

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>> No.11363412

>>11363399
Strange.
It's a Swedish milk carton, but the hands look white.

>> No.11363423

>>11363056
>still gay

>> No.11363451

>>11357831
>>11357840

my ma gets her eggs from an old family friend and his chickens are just outside in a pen and always produce very orange yolks, they are rich and creamy to the point it makes most other eggs i eat look like shit

>> No.11363459

>>11363423
>implying gayness is a choice

>> No.11363461

>>11363412
ok now this is epic

>> No.11363464

>>11363399

>sharp knife
>liquid everywhere on an unstable surface
>cutting towards his hands

hope that fucker loses a finger the next time he makes a retarded video

>> No.11363562

>>11362868
I thought he also had the palsey or MS or some shit that contributed to his nonsense?

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>> No.11363597

>>11363586
>>11363576
Samefag but a little funny.

>> No.11363609

>>11363597
can confirm not a samefag I posted the king™

>> No.11363616

>>11363597
i saw the post and considered making a burger king joke before deciding it would be naff. it doesn't have to be samefag

>> No.11363626

>>11363451
it's amazing how much better homegrown food is compared to what you can get at the supermarket. I fed a guy who hated tomatoes some from my garden and he loved it
Like if you never had a goodass egg before you might be confused as to why Pepin says they are his favorite food

>> No.11363631

>>11356788
>>11356788
Forever and always

>> No.11363632

>>11363609
>>11363616
It seemed too perfect.

>> No.11363635

>>11363562
he's had a few strokes but his nonsense was there before that

>> No.11363684

>>11363635
I cant say im surprised with how he handles his stuff.

>> No.11363690

>>11359652
Based zoomer.

>> No.11363710

>>11363684
he lost the use of his right arm completely for a while. Function is coming back slowly though

>> No.11363802

>>11363710
Not slowly enough.

>> No.11363818

>>11359316
He used it correctly. Maybe crass would be a better word?

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>>11363399
AAAAAAA

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>>11356788

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>>11363626
you bet your ass

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>>11364085

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>>11364184

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>>11364147

>> No.11364220
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>>11363399

>> No.11364224

>>11356770
That's at least 1 cup of cooked rice how the fuck is that too little?

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>>11359110
>>11359123

>> No.11364278

>>11359104
War is going now. Normies just need somebody to explain it to them.

>> No.11364308

>>11359581
It's chocolate and sugar. None of that is very hard. Especially since the sugar will just break along the crystals.

>> No.11364324

>>11362660
I don't know why I find you denigrating someone's palette over a Big Mac so funny.

>> No.11364327

>>11357632
>4hands

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>> No.11364408

>>11359152
it's been longer than a year

>> No.11364420

>>11364408
The webm has been a staple of these threads for much longer but the forcing of it as a meme is fairly recent.

>> No.11364424

>>11358045
kek

>>11358723
you sound an enormous tryhard faggot

>>11359834
>using ground up fucking bug for the red colouring to be fancy

JUST

>> No.11364436

>>11356764
>barely any salt
>all that fat inside the breadcrust
>wasting 80% of that panko

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>>11364420
found the newfag

>> No.11364775

>>11363818
Vulgar generally means low class while crass means stupid, insensitive or something like that. Obviously there’s overlap but I think he meant something more like perverse.

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>>11356851
>how to make an absolutely useless cooking vid for dumb assholes.webm
I've never understood why this shit is filmed the way it is.

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11364925

>>11364184
>Not having a coconut cracker unitasker in a commercial kitchen

>> No.11364945

>>11358082
That is fascinating

>> No.11365081

post more jack

>> No.11365212
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11365212

>>11365081
your wish is my command

>> No.11365224

>>11364150
can someone post the screencap this image is from

>> No.11365268

>>11359291
If only eggs came in a natural casing they can be boiled in.

>> No.11365297

>>11364390
Is that an android? Am I looking at the sequel to Blade Runner?

>> No.11365301

>>11357833
Why the eggs?

>> No.11365414

>>11365212
I love Jack

>> No.11365468

>good foods webm thread
>filled with tasty and business insider videos
Sage. NORMIES FUCK OFF

>> No.11365479
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>>11365081
The King has arrived

>> No.11365486

>>11357717

>@

Is this bait?

>> No.11365501

>>11365212
>>11365479
fucking Jeff
how long untill his right arm just rots and falls off?

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>> No.11365564

>>11362801
Nah, that cheese is fucking sharper than he is.

>> No.11365688

>>11358031
What game?

>> No.11365720

>>11365688
mgs4

>> No.11365993

>>11360130
The way this robot stops taking a bite then resumes his task. A small delay. Maybe his CPU was overheating from having to simulate too much human tasks at the same time.

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>>11356851
...I know Kung Fu

>> No.11366690

>>11356764
Is that pork chop vegan? If so I would totally be down to make that.

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>>11366690

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>> No.11366919

>>11358831
that looks like canned dog food

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11366973

>>11361595
>cheese not steamed
>buns not cooked
>no sauce

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