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They are DELICIOUS!!! I love the way they crumble inside your mouths, unlike hard apples, where it feels like you're eating a brick shaped like an apple with bits of iron and acetylcholine inside. Soft apples make you feel so good, because it seems hard on the outside, so you get scared, but then when you take a bite out of it, it feels like you're taking a bite out of warm and mushy snow, or partially solidified boiling water that has cooled off a little bit and changed color from bland and mediocre transparent to a scrumptious and mouth watering yellow/dark orange mess that you wouldn't hesitate to swim inside of on a Tuesday with a few ciggies and a licorice flavored cappuccino after getting kicked out of college because you don't know what to do.

I love soft apples.

>> No.11360832

Nobody wants your shit fruit go home apple shill

>> No.11360946

>>11360832
Fuck you bitch. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about faggot.

>> No.11361055

>>11360805
Found the grandma…