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Is there a better breakfast?

>> No.11360856

a bullet

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>>11360825
Replace the coffee with caffeine tablets and you have what I had for the last 20 years.

>> No.11360886

>>11360825
Milk and Cereal

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Enjoy your lungcancer. More work for me.

>> No.11361266

>>11360825
replace the cig with a joint, add a well-toasted english muffin with HEAVY buttjam, and a small glass of milk.

>> No.11361283

>>11361266
>HEAVY buttjam
Nope, clotted cream, keep writhing americant.

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Make way for the undisputed KING of breakfast.

>> No.11361353

>>11361324
It would be if you put some artery-clogging cheese in it. Mmm. I used to do this all the time back when I was trying to be healthy and eating oatmeal every day. It was pretty good. But I couldn't do it long term, even with the cheese. I needed to change things up.

>> No.11361848

>>11360825

PERKELE

>> No.11361851

>>11360825
Food?

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>>11360825
Needs a croissant for maximum French

>> No.11363660

>>11360867
/Thread

>> No.11363669

>>11360879
Except straight caffeine is now illegal in all civilized countries, grandpa.
>>11360892
Jokes on you, mister man. I smoke a vape and drink a decaf soy latte!

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>>11360825

>> No.11363681

>>11363673
>bananas in milk with granola sprinkled on top

you can't be serious

>> No.11363683

>>11363681
This desu. Give me a veggie bowl over diarrheal constipation waiting to happen.

>> No.11363918

>>11360825

If you're looking to shit yourself then no