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Webm thread, we need more of these edition!

>> No.11370124

>food coloring
Thanks but I don't consume chemicals.

>> No.11370167

Nice food porn thread, faggot
Post moar

>> No.11370178

>>11370167
Only irrational women are afraid of harmless substances.

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>>11370187

>> No.11370228
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>>11370187

>> No.11370229

>>11370124
u r a chemical, sperg

>> No.11370237

>>11370187
Every single webm thread, this gets posted.

>> No.11370243

>>11370045
Is Tasty racist now for assuming the gender of your baby?

>> No.11370245

>>11370187
>file name
good job, anon.
how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>> No.11370246

>>11370243
No, you have a gender reveal party when the child turns 7 and is old enough to decide their preferred gender.

>> No.11370253

>>11370228
EGG?!

>> No.11370254

>gender reveal cream puffs

trust americans to invent another excuse to eat

>> No.11370268

>>11370167
>food porn
>with that hand

>> No.11370284
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>> No.11370296

>>11370284
can it make mcchicken pearls?

>> No.11370302

>>11370187
What is it about this video? It's not just shitposting, the original youtube channel has dozens of videos with maybe a hundred views each, then this one has multiple millions. The comment section is full of people saying they've watched the video over and over, but don't know why. Something about it keeps drawing people back.

>> No.11370317

>>11370302
probably has something to do with you being gay

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>>11370045
>black hand

>> No.11370340

>>11370187
When does he get out in relation to when the eggs get broken?

>> No.11370364

>>11370187
Guys, I think I just discovered a new way to make egg sandwiches.

>> No.11370365

>>11370296
yeah
you can make fried chicken pearls, lettuce pearls, and mayo pearls and serve it on toast

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>> No.11370379

>>11370284
For anyone that cares, this is also a method for producing lactose free milk. They essentially cover the "beads" in lactase, the enzyme in our gut that breaks lactose down into galactose and glucose, and then use it as a filter for the milk. The end result is lactose free milk that is a bit more sweet than normal milk. It can be used to make lactose free cheeses and butter as well.

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>> No.11370394

>>11370284
this cow chop episode was great

>> No.11370395

>>11370379
Neat.

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>> No.11370401

>>11370379
i care anon

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>> No.11370424

>>11370379
subscribed

>> No.11370433
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this seems like the most worthless, hardest to clean pan i've seen

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are mexican chicks faithful? i don't mean religiously i mean sexually

>> No.11370483

>>11370433
>cooking 1 egg for the same amount of time as raw sausage

Uh no thanks

>> No.11370492

>>11370481
Depends on whether you mean actual mexicans or those subhuman guatemalans

>> No.11370504

>>11370492
based Mexican mom

>> No.11370517

>>11370481
what the fuck is this?
what the fuck did she throw in after the hot dogs?
who the fuck would eat this?
how do you eat this?
why is this allowed to happen?
THIS, is why we need the wall.

>> No.11370525

>>11370187
How does he get out?

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>>11370187
Why did he transfer the whole pile of eggs to the flame? What was he about to do?

>> No.11370546

>>11370481
Depends on her upbringing. California and New England based Mexican girls are whores generally. The rule is gauging how she speaks of her parents. If she speaks ill of them even in passing, then she is a whore. If she goes to the parents house every week for family meals and has nothing but good things to say about them,then she is loyal. There are plenty of good, conservative Mexican qts out there compared to white girls nowadys.

>> No.11370548

>>11370284
as far as I can tell the device doesn't fucking do anything except create a controlled stream that you could easily replicate by making a small hole in the bottom of a plastic bottle and using the same sodium alginate solution.

>> No.11370554

>>11370536
Keep his steamed eggs warm.

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>>11370532

god almighty why do you do this

>> No.11370582

>>11370532
You got me. You got me.

I’m fucking triggered.

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>>11370187

>> No.11370593

>>11370406
anime is so gay

>> No.11370596

>>11370365
Can you make caviar pearls?

>> No.11370603

>>11370458
Imagine how crazy they would be today if we gave them 3 nukes.

>> No.11370612

>>11370603
>tests one nuke on themselves
>creates third hiroshimanagasaki
>blames pearl harbor and americans
I hope not.

>> No.11370643

>>11370458
Uhhhhh

What the hell is thid

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>>11370187

>> No.11370661

>>11370045
>those hands
Eh.

>> No.11370673

>>11370593
Yeah well you would know homo

>> No.11370741

>>11370661
They look like the palm region is super short or something.

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>>11370332
>>11370650

>> No.11370775 [DELETED] 

2018/10/23 9: 48, if plutonium is set on me and it bursts in the evening today! What? AIDS? hemophilia?
It seems Ebenki and Mariko set in, it seems to have sexless effect, is not it? Mr. village? It's better

2018/10/23 9: 46 Plutonium? Ebenki? Mariko ?? Sexless? Contamination (contaminated)? this evening??
9: 32 How about you? Top speed? Krikan? Do you have bombs in my brain? Koisanman bomb ????
9:32 Krishan = Hasegawa who said the dream and narrow heart? ● Ne-League = Coixman? Image of Dogeza ??
9:19 Does Interfax communication seem to be magical of Kabbal? Fagot? Occurred from Hippolitotal? Hippolitotal

2018/10/23 8: 47 reflection? ● You seem to reflect your idea, do not you? It's better Is this also a Homer relationship? 9: 00 reflection? Hangul?
8: 47 ago, a poor blade? Madman ?? Takahiko? Is it OK? Kanichi ?? ● These groups of Kumamoto Earth Governors and Guru?
Are these Homer relations? Do you have a relationship with my stomach? What about the filth of the left buttocks?
8: 47 Before, in my nervous relationship with the stomach, Emix? Who is it? Konchi

>> No.11370785

>>11370433
>not frying your eggs in the leftover sausage/bacon grease

what faggotry is this

>> No.11370795

>>11370481
Those look like Bar S hotdogs. Everyone knows how shitty and cheap they are. Unnaturally pink and disgusting.

>> No.11370804

>>11370187
I wonder if he knows he's famous.

>> No.11370808

>>11370643
It's a candy making station that they used to sell in the States in the early 90s. It was marketed as a monster candy maker or something of that nature.

>> No.11370811

>>11370481
Hopefully this will be the worst "recipe" I see today.

>> No.11370812

>>11370808
I remember they used to make a Harry Potter version that never fucking worked

>> No.11370836

>>11370440
that would be the richest thing in the world. a bit of an over kill on the cheese to be honest.

>> No.11370852

>>11370393
This is fucking cool

>> No.11370868

>>11370643
>>11370808
Close, but this is Popin' Cookin'. Jap stuff as per usual. You have a bunch of powders in sachets and you're supplied with a plastic tray. You pour the powders in the tray and put water in. Mix and you end up with candies. They're pretty okay, kinda gimmicky.
There are more atrocious variants like Yummy Nummies where they attempt to recreate actual savory foods (burgers etc.) and those taste like artificial ass. Don't get those.

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>> No.11370911

>>11370124
red is just crushed insects anyway

>> No.11370919

>>11370525
he can't bro...

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>>11370045

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>> No.11371052

>>11370045
>milk
>water

Stopped watching there

>> No.11371143

>>11370393
>the bots have little raincoats on them
kawaii~

>> No.11371157

>>11370406
what is this from? I don't remember that from the show.

>> No.11371161

>>11370124
Or you could just, you know, not use the dyes

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>>11370237
Its almost as if its the only reason people make webm threads because they get off on telling their mom that they posted it again.

>> No.11371172

>>11371157
>OVA
>Sunny Side Battle!
>2014

>> No.11371200
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>>11370393
So are these really big fucking robots or are those just really tiny cows?

>> No.11371219

>>11370897
who was in the wrong here?

>> No.11371241

>>11370045
>gross niggerpaws touching food
nope

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>>11370751

>> No.11371282

>>11370548
Exactly, you find food like this already at Asian stores

>> No.11371350

>>11370375
god damnit i, fuckcvking

>> No.11371370

>>11370393
awesome.. im fuckin hard

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>> No.11371447

>>11371420
Fucking trash food.

>> No.11371475

>>11371420
I'd eat it sans frites

>> No.11371509

>>11371420
Where do I go to eat that
Holy fug it looks so good
>>11371423
mesmerizing

>> No.11371519

>>11371420
just the porchetta and cheese as a sandwich easily beats everything in this gay thread

>> No.11371550

>>11371423
Those layers, must've took some time getting the puff pastry that good.

>> No.11371622

>>11371042
This is a nice webm

>> No.11371654

>>11371423
This is cool, but also kind of frightening.

>> No.11371713

>>11370187
How does he get out without getting poop on the eggs?

>> No.11371767

>>11370433
Guess the target group is middle aged men after their divorce

>> No.11371832

>>11370548
no shit it just drops balls

>> No.11371852

>>11371832
it's further ahead than you are then lol

>> No.11371854

>>11371042
>>11371622
that gay nigga shit.

>> No.11371975

>>11370375
anorexia is a hell of a drug

>> No.11371984

>>11370406
How does one become a fan of anime without also catching the gay?

>> No.11371987

>>11370375
Wait, what? No seriously, what?

>> No.11371993

>>11370379
cringe

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>>11370751

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>>11371047

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>>11370897
hilarious

>> No.11372018

>>11371987
banana go bad quick
don't need much for smoothie

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>>11371170

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>> No.11372107

>>11370369
>dipping the bread
disqualified

>> No.11372113

>>11370481
At first I thought this was from an infomercial for some kitchen gadget for retards who can't cut hotdogs.

>> No.11372114

>>11372039
how eg?g.

>> No.11372142

>>11371200
lambs

>> No.11372155

>>11372077
fake

>> No.11372377

>>11371047
el creturarandos

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>> No.11372460

>>11370379
>enabling soyboys

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>> No.11372509

>>11372421
>M&S
Patrician taste.

>> No.11372511

>>11370379
>lactose free cheeses and butter
Cheese is low-lactose because it's metabolised in fermentation, how low depends on the type but some are nearly lactose-free naturally. Butter contains only trace lactose because the lactose is in the buttermilk, not the solids that make the butter.

>> No.11372517

>>11370483
The heat dispersion means that the sausage will be in the hottest part of the pan.

>> No.11372524

>>11372472
>potato sandwich

Getting some serious porno vibes from this one.

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>> No.11372616

>>11371042
>all those macarons
Why?

>> No.11372617

>>11370446
The reason people don't do this is because the meat to bread ratio is terrible. It's a waste of ribs.

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>>11372524

>> No.11372655

>>11372142
Oh. Even still though, those machines have to be pretty fucking big

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>> No.11372679

>>11372654
>from heat directly to bun
soggy bun motherfuckers, let them rest, fuck you

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>>11372670
Y u do this?

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>>11372703
i want some capicola

>> No.11372722

>>11372719
Capocollo.

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>>11370441

>> No.11372726

>>11372472
We should have nuked england instead

>> No.11372734

>>11371047
I prefer the sound version where it cracks an egg on its forehead and starts to cry

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>> No.11372788

>>11371200
Factories don't fuck around anon.
I work in the mining industry and the size of those machines makes my head spin sometimes

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>>11372788
this is my favorite machine because it big

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>>11370481
Ah, Mexican salad.

>> No.11372802

>>11370332
lmao

>> No.11372805

>>11370433
Alton Brown would hate this

>> No.11372808

>>11372805
Then I'll buy three. fuck Alton, I'm glad he's balding

>> No.11372810

>we need more of these
we don't

>> No.11372844

>>11371423
This is how trees see the world.

>> No.11372845

>>11372796
Calm down Marina.

>> No.11372846

>>11372810
we don't need you

>> No.11372963

>>11370446
Watching the bones being pulled from the meat was incredibly sexual.

>> No.11372980

>>11370369
Tiny bastard's just stuffing them in his cheeks. What a fucking cheater.

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>>11370045
>black hands touching food

>> No.11372994

>>11370187
how does he get out without clowning the customers

>> No.11373009

>>11372994
Never cross the memes, dumbass. Never cross the memes.

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>>11373009

>> No.11373034

>>11370433
Man I thought it must've take the japanese a lot of time to cook the 4 to 5 different dishes they cook but now it makes sense

>> No.11373047

>>11370124
How do you live without water?

>> No.11373054

Does anyone have the webm that's made like one of those Facebook food videos but the food that it makes takes several weeks to make, mentions uroburos because you repeat one of the earlier steps with the results, and what comes out looks alright but not worth all of the time?

>> No.11373061

>>11372756
The dude that owns this place claims the restaurant is some kind of satirical awareness art piece made to shame fat people into getting healthy or hurry up and die. Unfortunately, fat people are stupid enough to just think it's a celebration of morbid obesity.

>> No.11373062

>>11372796
>that comfy little cuck shed at the end of the arm
cute

>> No.11373065

>>11373061
>stupid enough
If you weigh over a certain amount you eat for free. I read that four customers have had heart attacks and one worker had a heart attack and died so far

>> No.11373069

>>11373061
or maybe they're in on the joke too and don't care

>> No.11373089

>>11373061
Yeah but the hurry up and die part is working as long as they keep eating there.

>> No.11373095

>>11370124
Literally everything is a chemical.

>> No.11373098

Lads who know how to turn insta stuff into webms, heres a treasure trove
https://instagram.com/cznburak?utm_source=ig_profile_share&igshid=41v5d9jcfnxg

>> No.11373099

>>11370546
>If she goes to the parents house every week for family meals and has nothing but good things to say about them,then she is loyal.

There's no magic to this and it works on non-mexi girls too. The mechanism is simple: If her parents had terrible genes, they became terrible people and raised her badly, so she doesn't like them. And she has their terrible genes, so don't marry her. If she's adopted, the test doesn't work.

>> No.11373348

>>11371047
>"We wants it. We needs it! Must have the precious!"

>> No.11373361

>>11372077
what a fucking retard, lmao.

>> No.11373404

>>11370124
Get a load of this faggot

>> No.11373415

>>11370481
god i hope not i want a slutty gf that cucks me

>> No.11373865

>>11370187
What's in that bowl on his right that he adds to the eggs? Onions?

>> No.11373883
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>>11370593
>>11371984
I wonder who's behind these posts.

>> No.11373886

>>11370393
Give me more of this industrialized meat cutters.

>> No.11374120
File: 2.77 MB, 480x270, Baked Full English Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>11370433

>> No.11374127

>>11370532
I don't understand what I'm watching

>> No.11374131

>>11370897
That's so unnecessary

>> No.11374143

>>11370284
you can do this with an eyedropper, i did it in 6th grade science class

>> No.11374148
File: 2.40 MB, 720x480, for me,.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374154
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>> No.11374168

>>11372679
toast your buns and they won't get soggy, nigga.

>> No.11374174
File: 2.93 MB, 500x280, american lunch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374180

>>11374154
>best BLT
>streaky bacon
>ingredients besides B, L & T

no

>> No.11374183

>>11374154
>cheese on a BLT
>onions on a BLT

>> No.11374188

>>11374154
>how to fuck up a BLT

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>>11372077

>> No.11374218
File: 2.78 MB, 540x302, Drunk Food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374234
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>> No.11374239
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Lobster Mac & Cheese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374241
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Crunchy Salt & Pepper Shrimp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374244
File: 2.83 MB, 360x360, Lobster Roll.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374247
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Shrimp Stir-Fry 4 Ways.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374249

>>11372670
pepe will have his revenge

>> No.11374266

>>11372808
>balding

He's been bald for years

>> No.11374269

>>11374218
>guaranteed angry replies

>> No.11374273

>>11374148
I don't get it.

>> No.11374282

>>11374218
>Pulling facts from out my assfeed

>> No.11374288
File: 2.85 MB, 300x300, Family Arepa Recipe As Made By Cesar.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374289

>>11370440
Imagine the terrible shits you would get for eating that

>> No.11374291

>>11374289
>implying anyone who eats that will ever shit again

>> No.11374297
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Shila’s Grandmother’s Picante De Carne.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11374297

>>11374288

>> No.11374303

>>11374291
Maybe I should try it, I've been pissing out my ass all week.

>> No.11374310
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>>11372077

>> No.11374327
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11374327

>>11374239

Can one drool and sweat uncontrollably at the same time?

>> No.11374337

>>11370375
I don't rage at this. We have a banana surplus to the point where they're 14 cents a pound and the methane they produce fucks with our atmosphere as much as the cows. If you only need half a banana throw the rest away, brown shit in your fridge isn't worth saving 2 cents.

>> No.11374341

>>11370393
This is cool and all, but this seems like a really expensive setup. anyone who actually knows anything about this industry willing to say if this method of butchery is actually cost effective?

>> No.11374347

>>11374341
Baring breakdowns it can work 24/7 and electricity is usually cheaper than wages

>> No.11374352
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>> No.11374396

>>11374303
>pissing out my ass
well there's your problem- pee isn't supposed to come out of your ass

>> No.11374405
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11374405

>>11372472
>He cut out the part where they fuck each other after the sandwich
Pathetic

>> No.11374408
File: 2.86 MB, 360x360, Pizza Roses.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374423

>>11372654
I doubt there's anything inherently wrong with the concept of a slider, but I've never had one that wasn't shit. I associate them with shitty overpriced hotel "lounge" food.

>> No.11374442

>>11374218
>Iran
>Drunk food
Youre a funny guy

>> No.11374447

>>11370045
this shit is fucking gay

>> No.11374452

>>11370045
>are you a transphobic shitbag, but feel you just don't have enough opportunities to be a bigoted asshole?

>well GOOD NEWS!

>> No.11374467

>>11374218
>Broccoli and lime in ramen
but why
also this completely glosses over all of the other great izakaya foods.

>> No.11374477

>>11374467
Cheesy chips actually means chips with grated cheddar dumped on top.

The whole thing is retarded

>> No.11374492

>>11372472
explain

>> No.11374498
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11374498

>>11373061
And this bitch wants to put him out of business

>> No.11374506

>>11374498
>No, the system has a flaw
>How can you be sure, foodhacking grandma?
>.... I designed it

>> No.11374509

>>11374396
Don't I know it!

>> No.11374526
File: 2.87 MB, 640x480, pav bhaji.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.11374532
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>>11374498
Why does old Jewish harpy hate fat people?

>> No.11374541

>>11374526
>no pav in the video about pav bhaji
Fake news, that's not how you eat curries.

>> No.11374552

>>11374532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqf_SIQ3JAk&t=3m39s
she jelly

>> No.11374554
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, $1 Street Food Mumbai.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11374554

>>11374541
let this calm your autism

>> No.11374557

>>11374552
she wrote two books about it and complains he's using it as a marketing tool

>> No.11374590

>>11370379
thanks anon have an upvote

>> No.11374597

>>11370393
>welcome to the rupture farms

>> No.11374601

>>11372472
God I hate Britain

>> No.11374606

>>11372796
damn son that's a massive steel leviathan

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>>11374601
yeah. WE are the problem....

>> No.11374613

>>11372472
did they fuck?

>> No.11374615

>>11374297
>>11374288
Hispanic is an offensive term, it implies latin americans are still part of Spain, the language they speak is castillian and not spanish.

>> No.11374618
File: 2.98 MB, 640x360, Fish and Chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
11374618

>>11374613
They both fucked her

>> No.11374624

>>11370462
>all this trouble for some fucking oreos

>> No.11374643
File: 2.87 MB, 640x800, Flaming Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>11374624

>> No.11374741

>>11374341
It's maybe an hour to clean every day by wagies, and it works 23 hours a day otherwise. Its consistent output beats hiring a staff
the laser measures stats about each meat, too

>> No.11374789

>>11370045

> open webm
> see niggers hands on food
> close webm

no thanks i dont want to even see a nigger hand ever

>> No.11374808

>>11374615
What about "Mestizo"?

>> No.11374814

>>11374808
That's a race but is mile better than hispanic.

>> No.11374815

>>11374643
i don't get it

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11374816

>>11372654
>All that work making everything from scratch
>Uses pre-sliced cheese

>> No.11374820

>>11374814
I said miles because meters better doesn't sound as good

>> No.11374829

>>11374554
watching this gave me the shits

>> No.11374834

>>11371047
El repulsivo

>> No.11374841 [DELETED] 

>>11374288
>Mexican Dish
>Adds mayonnaise
I see this is for the non-hispanic white american audience.

>> No.11374848

>>11370187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgsEdU4l8XQ

>> No.11374852

>>11370375
wheres the webm of the guy motorboating her ass?

>> No.11374854

>>11370284
It looks amazing, but I know that I would only use it to impress people. 100 is way too much.

>> No.11374857

>>11370332
Obsessed

>> No.11374868

>>11370433
>LADBible
>anything of value

>> No.11374878

>>11373061
If i were so fat i could eat there for free i probably would do so every day simply to kill myself faster.

>> No.11374880

>>11371423
Soothing

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11374963

>>11374643
The hell is that gross looking shit??
Come on man, that ain't pizza.

>> No.11375055

>>11370237
And it always gets tons of newfags replying to it. These are the same people that send emails that say RE:RE:RE:FW:RE:FW:FW:RE:FW in the subject line

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>>11372472

>> No.11375100

>>11375055
go back to imgur

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11375111

>>11374188
>>11374183
>>11374180
Fuck you autistic food purists, this objectively looks good.

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>> No.11375118

>>11375111
Okay, but it doesn't look like a BLT.

>> No.11375139
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11375139

>>11374247
Thats way too much fucking sesame oil. Seriously, that shit can ruin a stir-fry if you overdo it.
>>11375118
It has Bacon, Letuce and Tomato in it. Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt. Ok I supose it should be a BLTM since it also has mozzarella in it, but come on. I would also put some balsamic vinegar on it, but I realize that nobody gives a fuck about my sandwich preferences.

>> No.11375146

>>11370400
Thanks for the gifts bro I’m on iPhone

>> No.11375147

>>11374247
So these little outlet tops that they use, what are they called? And is it worth getting one? I have an older electric stove top.

>> No.11375151

>>11375139
>It has Bacon, Letuce and Tomato in it. Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt.
You heard it here first, folks.
Bacon cheeseburgers with all the fixings are now BLTs.

>> No.11375154

>>11370440
Cheesus Christ

>> No.11375156

>>11375147
I use mine twice a year, thanksgiving and christmas, i need more pots/pans going at the same time. I call it a "range" because thats what my mom called it

>> No.11375195

>>11375151
That's an interesting argument, but I don't think that adding an additional ingredient makes a dish that different, especially if the overall texture/flavour is more or less the same.

>> No.11375227

>>11373061
Some anon told me that he fucking hates fatties and is deliberately trying to kill them

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>> No.11375266

>>11375239
Imagine the smell

>> No.11375267

>>11375266
>>11375239
Imagine the dump she took afterwards.

>> No.11375274

>>11375266
>>11375267
imagine if she had actually eaten more than half a sandwich fucking worthless whore

>> No.11375279

>>11375274
Yeah I just watched to the end and I'm disappointed she didn't eat all of it, that was a letdown.

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>>11370441

>> No.11375332

>>11370593
Was just going to post how fucking cringey anime is holy shit that was just awful. I can't imagine who enjoys that

>> No.11375369

>>11370481
How do you eat this?

>> No.11375375
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11375375

>>11375266

>> No.11375382

>>11370481
Saizon seasoning tastes like old man. maybe i've just had a bad bottle, but it's like sweaty old beaner man breath

>> No.11375396

>>11373061
>The dude that owns this place claims the restaurant is some kind of satirical awareness art piece made to shame fat people into getting healthy or hurry up and die
You're only half-right.
He's admitted he mostly just wants them to die.
He's proud of having had like five heart attacks in his establishment so far.

>> No.11375404

>>11374816
Should he have made the cheese from scratch too? Be prepared for 12 month lag time on your burger.

>> No.11375408

>>11374408
Thanks for posting something I hadn't seen yet, anon

>> No.11375426

>>11375195
>>11375151
>>11375139
>>11375118
>>11374188
>>11374154
The main issue here is that the bread is too soft and the ingredients too plentiful for this to be actually pleasant to eat.

That's the issue with most of those EPIC LMAO sandwhiches/hamburgers/toasts.

They're not constructed in a way that doesn't completely ruin my immersion, and unlike movies a big part of the entertainment value in watching cooking comes from imagining eating it.
Or maybe I'm just a sperg. Iunno.

>> No.11375485

>>11372421
The Jack insertions are cleverly done.

>> No.11375493

>>11372426
lol

>> No.11375497

>>11372472
THIS is why they declare jihad upon us.

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>>11371042

>> No.11375526

>>11374154
Best BLT
>untoasted bread
>scant mayo on both sides
>limp bacon
>lump mozz
>tiny tomatoes
>uncrisp lettuce

This is a load of shit it what it is.

>> No.11375531

>>11374213
You don't HAVE to eat the shittiest food any given culture produces just because it's "authentic" dude.

>> No.11375553

>>11374234
Why cook the lobster twice?

>> No.11375558

>>11370433
jesus britbongs are disgusting creatures

>> No.11375560

>>11374236
Popcorn refers to the size, not the cooking method.

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>> No.11375583

>>11374244
This is NOT a lobster roll. It's a shitty version of lobster salad on a hotdog bun.

>> No.11375601

>>11370384
This looks like it comes from an infomercial for some product targeting retards.

>> No.11375602

>>11374452
>>are you a transphobic shitbag,
Transsexualism is mental illness.

>> No.11375620

>>11375139
>Looks like a BLT to me you silly cunt
Well it's not.

>> No.11375623

>>11375279
she didn't even eat ONE of them

>> No.11375639

>>11375571
I keked

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>>11371420
>kay what about if we add some cheese over the porchetta?
>sounds good
>then we add some cheese inside rolled "bacon"?
>not bad
>then we add more cheese over mashed fried potatoes
>i think we are going a little over the top here
>and finally we toast the hell out of it!

>> No.11375647

>>11370045
I'm glad they put the white chocolate bit in at the end because I was like "haha but you can fuckin see the color of the cream right there"

>> No.11375658

>>11370302
The Surly King is a warlock who bewitches and vexes the unaware. It is also how he manages to escape his fortress come sunrise.

>> No.11375676

>>11370441
>)
this is what the raw efficiency of peak human performance looks like

>> No.11375750

>>11370593
Someone's mad his niisan never made him a double-yolk egg for breakfast.

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>>11371401

>> No.11375790

>>11370517
>t. one seriously butthurt roastie

>> No.11375802

>>11372605
I love this one. Very quaint and patriotic.

>> No.11375868

>>11374532
OY VEY

>> No.11375911

>>11370045
Why does it matter how you add the eggs?

>> No.11376044

>>11374120
What are the black things under the tomatoes? And dont they use a special kind of beans? Or just like Bushs baked beans?

>> No.11376166

>>11374554
How is everyone in india not fat as hell?

>> No.11376184

>>11374234
lol at the diverse multicolored hands that came in to enjoy

>> No.11376201

>>11370384
is it Jack?

>> No.11376286

>>11375602
this but unironically

>> No.11376333

>>11374963
It's Korean. called "The Bomb"

>> No.11376377

>>11374341
A good rule of thumb for any industry is that anywhere you can remove people, you will save money in the long run.

>> No.11376524

>>11375553
I think the lobster tails are supposed to be raw

>> No.11376617

>>11370481
fuuuuck no, and I can confirm because I'm a beaner
>My cousins are all thots
>my ex cheated on me after 5 months
>my aunt remarried twice

Mexican girls are great for a quick fuck, but they're very exploitative and unfaithful. Steer clear, anon

>> No.11376702

>>11376617
Are you an actual Mexican or a filthy chicano?

>> No.11376708

>>11375139
haven't you heard the story about the man that said he could soup on a nail?

>> No.11376857

>>11375426
No I think I get your point. Surprisingly civil conversation, I'm surprised.

>> No.11376870

>>11374127
You're watching someone be one slip away from stabbing themselves straight through their hand.

>> No.11376879

>>11370532
why

>> No.11376880

>>11375426
>i won't like eating it so nobody will
then why would they make it? if they didn't like eating it?
you're fucking dumb

>> No.11376936

>>11374341
>This is cool and all, but this seems like a really expensive setup. anyone who actually knows anything about this industry willing to say if this method of butchery is actually cost effective?

The people who'll be rewarded the most for making good decisions about the system (the owners) decided to do this, so I'm guessing it's cost effective as fuck.

>> No.11376951

>>11375111

>Best food
Maybe
>Best BLT
It's not a BLT you faggot.

>> No.11376957

>>11375147
>So these little outlet tops that they use, what are they called? And is it worth getting one? I have an older electric stove top.

They're worth getting if you need an extra for some reason, or need a mobility that your stove doesn't afford you.

>> No.11376961

>>11375426
>Or maybe I'm just a sperg

We're all spergs here and I agree - food should be edible. Aesthetic presentation is nice but secondary.

>> No.11376969

>>11370187
Efficient!

>> No.11376970

>>11375911
>Why does it matter how you add the eggs?

If you add them one at a time, the mix gradually becomes more and more fluid.

If you add them all at once, you get chunks of mix floating in egg liquid.

>> No.11377024

>>11371411

>taps the knife

>> No.11377039
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11377039

>>11376951
Ok ok i fucking get it you big meanies
I still like it desu

>> No.11377067

>>11376880
That was his main point you fucking dumb cunt, read the post before you spew stupid shit like that.
I personally dont agree with him 100%, but he has a point.

>> No.11377083

>>11376044
>What are the black things under the tomatoes?

Black Pudding, a peppery blood-based sausage.

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11377348

>>11370187
BASED AND FUCKIN REDPILLED

>> No.11377351

>>11374337
Show your flag, kike

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